How to Drink Like an Australian
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- Опубликовано: 7 апр 2019
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maxmoefoetwo noice
I don’t like to wear shirts
Here before max reply’s
“We’re filming a documentary about the effects of alcohol”
Netflix needs to step up their game.
Max you're a lightweight
Thank you for this. Now upload the Japan vlogs.
Slovenia gang represent
Daddy noticed you
Giv me japan vlog and i know he's gun see thus
@@vidrozonicnik5115 ayy
The lack of compassion shown to the disoriented man crying out for some bread and egg and sludge at 11:05 is heartbreaking.
How the f did nobody saw your comment? XD
Giving other's bread is a sign of weakness. One must win one's own bread.
It's sad nigga hours
That dude was rapping straight flames at the end
Smells like aussie rap down here.
he def had the flow but i have no fucking clue what he is saying
I coudnt understamd a word so therefore i think he is mumbling
@@jm763cbdh3 deez
“Just make deadly twister 3” 😂😂😂
Its ez 4 u
How to drink like an Australian
Step 1: Get a ride to downtown
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Wake up hungover
"downtown".
You aren't Aussie.
@@TheOneJokeWonder no I am not. What do y'all call it
The city
dzielnia
Step 2: 10:49 - Uber to revs
"Drink in moderation, but when you don't, bring a camera"
Truth
Nobody is gonna talk about how good his edits are?
the edits are what makes the difference in a good or bad video, you could be doing absolutely nothing in a video and if the edits are good the video will be good
Nice try scott
this is fucking pristine
nah they're unnecessary mate
Daniel this fucking guy
Just a suggestion, u should go to a Joji concert in the front row and scream “Oh shit, is that Joji vlogs”
Clark244 JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJA JOJI VLOGGGS IT IS VERY FUNNY AND VERY ORIGINAL TOTALLY NOT A DEAD MEME
R N A JAJAJJAJAJAJAJA, THATS WHAT MAKES IT A STUPID JOKE, JAJAJJAJAJAJJA
@@clark2446 nice
That's one way to end a friendship.
IS THAT FILTHY FRANK??
Me and my mates were the guys at the outro. Appreciate chucking us in the vid bro. Mad respect, was surreal meeting yous because ive been watching you since i was in primary school. Big up✌
All of that was freestyle and off the dome, no writtens. We always have to tell these guys to shut up if we want them to stop lmao because Maybach (the first guy) can literally spit for a good hour straight with no stutters or anything
how does one learn how to freestyle? i think my brains too slow to think of stuff off the top of my head
@@TheMrFrontera its literally all practice. You just gotta do it to get better. Its really easy once you get over that hump of overthinking of what to say
Are you from Texas?
That was sick shit.
The first guy really bombed it
Was not so a big fan of the second guy because of the flow but he was propably drunk and nervouse.
(I know on the internet everyone is an expert and critic and I also know I couldnt do it better, I cant even Rap so...)
That woman stuffed her hand in her mouth.
*Nice.*
“That’s how you don’t get laid” love us aussies lmao
U know what else she can stuff in her mouth
Btw I’m kiwi
I have a very small penis so thats never a problem for me
@@jacob2631 oh we know ;)
*virginity intensifies*
The lady who gave them bread and chicken was a legend. I got strong, chaotic boss vibes from her.
Laurens the best intern
shes just normal
Ye haha yes so funny not even a setup hehe she just carries around bread haha so funny
dude she is a badass 😂
While listening to death metal and gaining a little bit of air from speed bumps.
7:21, thats a cool little character. look at his cool little sunglasses
"stop with that bit! how you keep getting that?"
So I just watched A Clockwork Orange...
This looks disturbingly familiar.
My exact fucking thoughts
How?
@@alb2935 cause its a fun night out with the bois
Max is basically Alex. Let’s be real here.
Holy smokes
this was cool and all, but why didn't you open a burning shadows at the end?
Words of wisdom right here
Wrong channel fella. This is a pokimane free zone
David Wyatt rlly?
why are there so many video game bars in australia
i dont know but i like it. australia is so far away =(
Thats only in melbourne, dunno about sydney
We got plenty in perth aswell. . . And to answer Toothbrush, coz playing games is fun when shitfaced, but we like meeting new people at the same time lol. . . A night of gaming, drinking and getting laid? Cant argue with that shit
Yeah i reckon its mostly in melbourne theres barely any in brisbane and sydney for me
There's like four in Melbourne but go anywhere else and there's fuck all
“We are filming a documentary about the effects of alcohol.”
Chad is always so funny.
OK COOL SHIRTZ CLOG CLEATS COMING SOON
When Greg Paul shirts?
The beatboxing and rap freestyle at the end was epic :)
Yes, who are those dudes?
ESH
@@RohamBeatbox ESH! Bro!
“Al Qaeda is number one”.
Max-“CUT IT, CUT IT”
I love how Jackson is the one getting the wamen xD
C V that’s hella cap mans got charm
where are the Japan vlogs max、this is australia
Fucking bongo playing upside down dumb cuts.
The recently remodeled the country. Don't be fooled, this is Japan
It's a passion project
@@raiyaki6752 ah I see、simple misunderstanding
This is Australia. Don't check you slippin' up.
the quality of the editing in these videos really makes the wait worth it
MAX DIDNT EVEN EDIT IT. REFUND
I know right. Who knew Japan was so beautiful.
The cold ones episode wasn’t even a week ago bruh excuse me nigga?
Frfr
"DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!!"
jaxon: *lightly pushes over a small plastic mcdonalds cup*
Other youtubers: 🙂
Max: 🙃
Idubbbz:👮
TVFilthyFrank: 👚👓
Ok but why isn't he wearing a long shirt?
I feel like this is a remake of “The World’s End” but in Australia
Minus aliens coz more drunk haha
lachlan doesnt have to be the famous one, hes got the looks
Gay?
Tryz yes
Not gay, just facts
He is very pretty.
You can be heterosexual and still be able to see things
"I wanna make Greg Paul mainstream" 🤦♂️😂😂
Cant believe Chad got the n-word pass. Legend
Ma niggah
Just make deadly twister 3, its ez for you.
"And that's how you don't get laid dudes" 😂😂
Ironic coming from an std bag
@@UnbiddenZed literally this.
@@UnbiddenZed You must be so fucking virgin, ever heard about condoms?
@@99teteu1 You can still get it on your balls and surrounding areas ....
@@99teteu1 ah yes..,you must get the sex,yes?
Dude freestyling at the end was lowkey hard 🤣
This is Australia. Don't catch you slippin' up.
lauryn this Aussie yea swagging with nautica jackets and shrimps of the barbie
Can I be in episode 3?
No. All ya gotta do is make a donut. And maybe
Oh shit, he's here
The special guest I never knew I needed to see
How did donut get here?
Ayy donut!!
Watching this in quarantine because i cant go out
Poppi AM
F
@@alexanderallan3530 F
I still come back to this every so often while drinking alone
Slowly watching max descend into an alcoholic is fun
I-
I was thinking the same thing! It was kind of sad watching this 😭
He’s been an alcoholic this is nothing new
What do you mean "slowly"?
how is 1 night out being an alcoholic.
Quality upload. See you all again here in 4 months.
This is the first time I've ever wished I was Australian.
the Deathcore metal song they were listening to in the car was "Slaves Beyond Death" by Thy Art Is Murder, on the off chance anyone in 2021 wanted to know that.
I didn't know maxmoefoepokemon had a second channel
He forgot the password to his first account 😂
Rock Infatuation no fucking way...
@@Shadowdreamcast its a joke..
Shadowdreamcast r/wooosh
He's got like 27
I love how Lachlan saves Jaxon from having to freestyle at the end
True brotherly love
Jaxon*
@@Jacob-nt3et Jackal
@@Jacob-nt3et Oh thanks!
@@Jacob-nt3et *Toby
as an australian, can confirm that this is a pretty damn accurate representation of a night out here
Hasn't it been like a year and a half since you were allowed to have a night out though?
@@CVTaxi Yeah pretty much :')
(actually our lockdowns are pretty sporadic right now, 2 weeks in 2 weeks out kind of deal)
That dude at the end freestyling is better then most rappers that are out now or have for the last few years
The max abuse is exactly what we want.
Yes
@@Stevenasty yes
Ali Selmen yes
Like for Elizabeth the nice Uber driver :)
Like for her pumping Thy Art Is Murder
@@grapefruitsimmons More like Thy Art Is GAY
@@HDizzle360 go back to making shitty demos
I’ve been watching max for years and was introduced to fairbarn a while back. I am so happy it all turned out this way lol
13:17
Max’s reaction is priceless.
4:12 He beat my dad's high score at drinking & driving
problem is your dad's high score was his blood alcohol content
Danielle his high score was how many pedestrians he hit on the way home
This is the pinnacle of *SATURDAY IS FOR THE BOYS*
Chad to random strangers in the Uber - "Are you guys feeling clog tonight?"
Them - "...."
Chad again - "Alright, what about cleat?"
lachlan freestyling about a kebab shop is a drunken mood
First guy rapping was actually really good lol I didn't expect that, second guy flopped but we all make mistakes
He likes the old school flow for sure
I was the one with the red hat in the back. That was both freestyles. Off the top. First bro can spit for hours and we'll have to tell him to stop lol
Dumblekore© - he’s good man
I can't rap, but at least I can count to 10 lmao
@@SlerpySounds that's sick mate. I'd love to hear a few verses from that dude, do you know if he uploads any?
That royalty free trap isn't gonna save you from demonitization Max
I got 4 ads so idk, they were all for autism products tho.
That freestyle at the end was actually pretty good
That last scene, is what happens everytime I go out to gold coast club's ahaha
Being flown out to Aussieland, being given a baguette, and getting as drunk as possible with Max is literally a dream of mine. This video is beautiful.
I like to rewatch videos like this because I got no friends and just want to see how much of an experience im missing out in life.
Who needs friends when u have 4 guitars
same lol, its really hitting different
First maxmoefoe video iv watched in about 6 years, and I chose a good one to watch 😂
“When’s Joji gonna be on the podcast?”
“He’s not coming on.”
Like if you cry every time
ThatManInTheVan what’s up with that
I think he has more important things to do and focus on instead of getting drunk with his friends. I think he has moved on from all the crazy shit also he's looking out for his health.
el humanoid that’s fucking gay
Yea, he sounded pretty decisive on that. I wonder why
if i wanted to learn how to become an alcoholic i'd just ask my dad
Fucking same too sadly
Same lmao this is sad
lmao
Nice
Hey my dad's also an abusive alcoholic and it's tearing apart relationships within the family but my mother is too scared to say anything to my father so she is in denial and thus further hurting everyone involved as nothing will ever be done about my father's addiction
"Who are you? Youre alone. Youre all alone."
Hits really hard.
Good to know my favorite cold ones are throwin back with my favorite skit masters
I think I fell in love with Laura. Bread, chicken, heavy metal and giving zero fucks about drinking while driving. Perfection.
Man u meet all kinds of beautiful people when u are drunk af.
Lol playing Thy Art Is Murder in the car
Alcoholic Australian prison escapees say clog for 15 minutes
Guys he finally remembered his password!
No he didn't. This isn't the main channel lol
smithboy4309 he referenced Human Twister 3. ohgoditscoming please god I want human twister 3 with joji and ian
This kind of video's we want from u Max
Blokes dropping bars at the end 🔥🔥
Honestly one of the best videos on youtube.
Those freestyles were dope tho.
If you could actually hear 3 words of what he said
@@Scott-zi7xv I heard the n words😂
Gamers: this not japan vlog me angry!
Max: *L E G*
I like how they were jamming some Thy Art Is Murder in the beginning🤘🏼😂
I was hooked after my heard my favourite band playing in the car. I may have only been 2 seconds but I know Thy Art is Murder when I hear them!! 😂😂
SLAVES BETOND DEATH!! 🤘🤘
The free style at the end!! 😍
Max and Chad are a great influence! I bet Jaxons mum loves them
Shoutout to the Aussie man reppin San Antonio Spurs! Sick flows dude
"make deadly twister 3" 😂
My favorite RUclips show. Get as drunk as possible
They jamming to their local Ausies THY ART IS MURDER 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Fuck yes!
I A M H E L L
Yessssss
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed Slaves Beyond Death
Shit made me cum
I‘m from Germany and I feel like I have to clarify something:
We don‘t play soccer wearing wooden shoes, but I have to admit that your little sketch of this German guy (03:47) is pretty accurate with that ‚Lederhose‘ :D
(I‘m sorry for my English...)
max moe foe you are my favorite youtuber please never stop youtubing thank you
Lol I find it very fitting for Jaxon to be listening to Thy Art Is Murder who is from Australia.
1:19
Im glad someone else noticed. Slaves Beyond Death 👌❤
It was probably the lady in the car, in his video he said "death metal is for emos" or some shit like that. Lachlan seems like he might be into deathcore tho
11:22 whens joji coming on the podcast?
hes not coming on
(cries)
Joji got super pretensious, and is forgetting how people originally found him. It sucks :(
Nah he needs to keep his new image for his music Carrer. Imagine Ariana grande still making Disney shows after she got big.
Plus he always wanted to do music anyway. We had great videos but i'm sure they had their Life's afected by one another so stop asking that shit.
I couldn’t understand the comment about iDubbbz did anyone
lmfaoo this is legendary this need to be put in the archives for human history amen brotha
This is possibly the best video ever uploaded. its hilarious
Didn't expect to hear Thy Art Is Murder and A Day to Remember in a maxmoefoetwo video, gotta say, I'm proud.
Venomborn same
Was about to say I heard thy art
"we look like we are straight out of prison" *are Australian*
HMMM
@@Derin_Halil - That's only like 10% of the current population are descendants of convicts, give us a break lol. Also the US is in the same boat. I might be way off track here............
no u
Lachlan is actually such a mood
what a great australian tourist commercial unintentionally ended up to be lmao i wanna drink now LOVED IT
The sequel no one asked for but everyone needed
I’ve always loved these boys, glad you’re doing content with them
14:00 Hey Spurs! Glad to see a fan of the San Antonio Spurs hangin with y'all! That's my city
Darcys appearance as the newspaper is amazing in this video
9:45 that dude is lowkey meme potential. What an absolute legend, breaking up race barriers like MLK
How?
Wow I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the notification, thought I was dreaming
i started laughing and realized my chuckle was going to beat of the music and knew it was time to pull out
Big flex from Chad with the runescape reference 💪 💪