REAL vs. FAKE Alcohol Taste Test
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I didn’t think the episode trying fake alcohol was going to end with them being the drunkest I’ve seen in a while
Lmao fr max at the end made me laugh so much
I think you mean max the drunkest you've seen in a while
It's a good lesson in why you never mix your alcohols
@@Ventanty nah it makes it more fun
Meaning, don't drink various kinds of alcohol without enough breaks in between, and definitely don't mix beer, wine and liquors in one night.
pairing an S tier editor with S tier alcoholics and an S tier director is just never going to fail
bro spoke my thoughts
All fax no printer
"s tier alcoholics" lol
Whats S tier?
@@imachamp68 tier list style, S is above A, then B, then so on to F
Love how Darcy becomes their parent the more drunk they get
My guys detected the fake one after getting them switched while being blasted. I truly look up to them.
DaRsAY, where's mah PENSUL?!
You know you're hammered when Chad of all people is stopping you from drinking more.
i want to like this but its at 420 likes so i will have to leave it
@@prodjoat1191 comback bro
This might be the drunkest the boys have gotten while still causing the least amount of damage lol. What a great episode.
Yeah, you know it’s bad when there’s 12 minutes left and they’re already drunk
Yeah they only broke 1 glass this episode
I still want to see the SuperMega boys on again. That was the most legendary drunk on ColdOnes
Luckily max sacrificed his liver so that was the only thing really damaged
I think they were too drunk to even move lmfao
Finally, the alcoholics have blessed my day again
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.7if you say so
@Don't Read My Profile Picture shut up
Hahahahaha repent, and stay blessed broyos
Dear God, I pray that I never get to a point in my life where I think that I know it all. I can never know more than you and I know that you know what is best for my life more than I do. Lord, may I always pay attention to your counsel and no one else's. In Jesus' name, I pray. Amen.
@EL my guy, theres churches and designated places in the world where you can preach your love for whomever the fuck you believe in, and none of those places are in the comment section of two alcoholics and their fanbase.
Preach somewhere else, respectfully
Never on a cold ones would I think that I'd hear "Nah maybe don't drink that, it's actually dangerous." - Darcy. Max was on another planet, hilarious video.
Meanwhile Chad was astoundingly clear headed
@@EpicwinFTW27 you can still see in chads eyes that hes quite drunk. His facial expressions definitely change a bit once hes had a few lol
@@EpicwinFTW27 chad weighs 600lbs lmao
reverse psychology
@@potatohead3323if thats serious...no, hes like 300 something
I like this format a lot. It's like a much edgier chaotic good mythical morning.
I didnt why did they have the other two with straws if they never drank from them…?
Whenever i tell someone about there channel i just say its the aussie rated R version of gmm😂
Max’s idea of man in dark room having to find the beer is amazing… SCOTT WRITE THAT DOWN
would actually go crazy as a competition between them
Because scott needs advice on how to monetize his monkeys , from random internet fckwits :)
it could be like there's multiple shots in a dark room and they have to fumble around finding & drinking the shots until they get the one they're told to drink. Fastest time wins
@@BlackOpsZombie218 Yeah, and every shot they spill is a deduction so they would have to be fast yet slow af not to spill one of the random shots located somewhere
jamie pull that up
i love how chad, of all people, was still somewhat responsible for max at the end even though he was also drunk
chad's a lot bigger
i saw a comment on a video a while ago that pointed out that either max or chad is the drunkest out of the two and the other kinda keeps the peace, and i see that still holds true, its like a law of nature at this point.
Chad is so wholesome
@@Odie1057 bro worded this like a poem
If you dont have your homie's back then who is gonna have your back?
I love how Max outwardly proclaims that he is the least drunk man in Australia right now, while clearly being more drunk than Chad
You guys are so funny
Huge credit to the editor on these lately. They really enhance the energy of Max and Chad
that fucking one of max falling off the chair but spinning back around had me dying
Max's face getting sucked into the glass is a personal fave.
When Chad makes that noise while drinking the wine and the horse goes across the screen. I spit my drink out
I cant figure out they did it. SO GOOD
Prezoh gay…
Idea: film an episode where Darcy gives Max and Chad alcohol free drinks without them knowing to see if they act drunk.
They'd be able to tell I reckon.
Or perhaps start out with real drinks. Once they are properly sloshed. Switch it up and see how they react to sobering up while they think they are still drinking.
@@terryqokov6999 The only person that would think they wouldn’t realise is someone that doesn’t drink alcohol.
@@terryqokov6999 could lie and say that it’s just really cheap booze?
It'd still be interesting to see if they catch on. I think this would be an interesting placebo experiment. Also it'd be hilarious either way
I think it was actually really sweet how they genuinely didn’t want Max to drink more at the end, caring more for his wellbeing than the extra golden content it’d make for the video. They drink a lot but at least they do it semi-responsibly. Emphasis on the “semi” lol.
Max at the end just screaming “GIIIIVVVVEEEE” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Ya it was lol 😆
I'm always surprised by how good Max's art is.
true
i dont call cap on many things but this is one of them
@@friendhaus1858 Nah its good
Ant
that ant was so cool
i never care of the content of max and chad videos , i just honestly enjoy watching these 2 guys have fun and drink , please never let this channel die we need it
Hate to break it to you
An addiction of watching addicts.
These videos are going to catch up to them eventually
@@greatest2482 they're not drinking that much.
@@greatest2482 bro, they do this once a month. Not that deep
4:52
Max: Darcy?
Darcy: ye?
Max: dog wit da buttah? 🥺
Got me feeling the human cake nostalgia when they started singing at 20:15
Same 😂
Getting drunk while watching a video of Max and Chad getting drunk is something everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime, shit never gets old
Thats the sadest thing ive ever fucking heard......
lol how drunk can you get in 20 mins? Even if you chugged down spirits at 00:00 you'd only just be feeling it towards the end
@@RyNsWoRLD You gotta pre game bro
yeah, getting drunk while watching youtube, absolute once in a lifetime experience
lmao
Facts! Love getting drunk and drinking with you guys once a month
I’m actually impressed with Max’s drawing skills lmao
The PS7 was insane for a wasted guy
@@laurynasabartis1885 thats what i thought, i was like damn thats a cool as looking ps7, levitating and shit lol plus the diamond shape
24:05 - looks like Max got so drunk that he pissed himself
Max adamantly drinking the Alcoholic Beverage of The Gods to induce alcohol poisoning, rising to his feet gracefully and then saying “patreonzesxaughcgcoldone𝚜” actually gave me a belly laugh
I will never believe how amazing the editing is in these. Absolute masterclass.
Max was In a whole different universe by the time they finished 😂
For real.😂
dude was literally wasted bet he had the worst hangover ever the next day
I love that max just rambling out “pistol shrimp” will now lead to a three episode catch phrase followed by pistol shrimp merch
Same
You tellin me a pistol shrimp fired this rice?
I love having Darcy as the host. His dynamic with Chad and Max is so good! Best kind of entertainment!
Hearing those two sing that pizza song sure reminds me of something way back, it was such a memory that's so beautiful
Same, so good to hear them singing that song again takes me back to those good times
As soon as I heard them sing it I ran to the comments it Fr hit me with so much nostalgia
brought back the memory of singing it in school
Wait…Where’s Frank?!?
Seeing Max do the Epic Rap Battles of History intro while barely able to talk made me belly laugh
"Maybe we are alcoholics"
- A host on a web show built around alcohol and doing things while drunk
This video further encompasses that Max turns into a sound board when drunk
Only thing I hate about cold ones is that I’ve watched all the videos more than twice and I am always starving for more videos, keep up the good work fellas
Same mate
Haha, right
Twice only!? Try 5 times daily 😭
@@chungus100 cmon don't be ridiculous.. his comment was at least reasonable in the amount of times he's watched all their videos. All of their videos 5 times daily is clearly BS.
@@ir0n392 Jesus Christ dude you think?
I’m at 14 minutes, and I can’t imagine how Max is going to make it through the rest of this video.
If you thought he was fucked up at the end of the vid, imagine how he felt in the morning...
I'm 12 minutes and was thinking the same thing 😂
@@JayC1719 at 10:11 and thinking the same xD
20:12 that song 😢 human cake was great
Don’t think I’ve seen Max this drunk on the show in a WHILE
He was pukin in the shitter for sure after that one
Cold ones is truly the only channel that is able to hold my short attention span I’ve watched every video all the way through they’re even the first and only channel I’ve ever bought merch from picked up the little metal fella. Thanks max and chad for always being the one true thing I can rely on to give me a smile
honestly cool shirts is like it's own thing at this point. the materials and designs are bussin. i order stuff all the time
plus who doesn't want to have a microplastics shirt. yum
@@ILLUMINATED-1coolshirtz was around before cold ones
@@ILLUMINATED-1 99% of that stuff is absolutely hideous.... I have never gotten fashion and I don't think I ever will but god damn its vile.
That’s so fucking depressing get off tiktok and stop being an alcoholic holy shit
@@Joeysaladslover bros mad cause I like a channel I never said I was depressed I said I can rely on them to give me a good laugh and smile 💀
That ERB gag by the editor is genuinely hilarious
Chad seems really happy in this vid, glad to see it! 😊
slowly seeing max and chad getting more drunk throughout the video had me in tears
love to see Matt and Brad with a great wholesome video of family fun
who the fuck is brad ?
or matt ??
are you watching the show with closed captions or braille ?
clearly you meant chad and max , god bless your fat little fingers as they type stuff youre clueless about
Matt and brad
“what’s mine said? ooooooh oOoOooOoooh! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN.”
i die every single time.
23:44 - "no more"
10 minutes in and Chad haven't destroyed anything... This must be a new record !
we edited out him breaking stuff so you could write such a lovely comment with proclamations and dotdotdotdotdots !
yeah they only broke one glass. its honestly kind of impressive because they were out of their minds wasted
Wasted halfway through the episode has to be the funniest and most drunken moments they’ve had in a while… I fucking love this show thank you chad+max for making my week already.
This is the only RUclips/podcast that’s truly fun to drink along with 😂 if I was famous this would be the only podcast I’d allow to interview me, not only bc I’ve been fans since the verrrrryy old days, but also bc this seems like the most fun show ever to be on of any YT channels
Max screaming GIIVVVEE at the end and reaching for the cup had me doubled over laughing.
Cold ones is my new favorite show on here. Way too good editing. The editors got a lot of talent, and the boys are very funny! Keep doing this please and making great content! it cures my depression.
was dying of laughter at the end, great video boys! absolutely loved this one
7:45 Sometimes someone tells you something and you're like "Wow, that explains a lot"
I would 100% watch a man stumble around a room in the dark to find a beer
what are you doing next friday night ? i will be happy to perform this for you , i left a beer in ya bedroom with ur missus while you were up typing internet comments xx
@@MrSexyPsycho very odd
@@peneee9790 not as odd as watching men in the dark , trying to find a beer ... how even do u see them ?
But he has to be drunk
Im in love with this channel.
I appreciate the wait also. Gives it a bigger bang when it arrives. The Edits...OuttaDisWorld
i cried tears of nostalgic joy hearing chad call absinthe absence again
I know at 21:45 when the guys woke up the next day they didn’t remember that and they were probably laughing their asses off when they watched back the footage
20:46 "my previous answer still dictates what i said last time"
i mean he's right
Glad to see Cold Ones is back!
@Don't Read My Profile Picture easier said then done
Chri/s
cold ones was glad to see ya mums crack !
21:45 might be one of the funniest drunk moments (and there are loads to choose from)
also, the drunker max gets the more old youtube references he makes lol
16:42 Chad: "I'm wondering if Max can survive that long" Max: "Erkhh"
When Max stood up at the end, I was fully waiting for him to let out a good spew. Especially after tipping back that shaker bottle monstrosity... Good on him for holding it down. At least while the cameras were on...
10/10 profile picture, love that artist.
Max has the ability to hold down a lot of really gross stuff. Search for the video on his channel called the "HowToBasic Challenge" where HowToBasic "cooks" him a burger. At some point he is throwing up and eating the burger mixed with throw up. I don't know how I watched idubbz, filthy frank, and howtobasic but somehow didn't find out about Max until cold ones.
Max saying he was the least drunk person in Australia is probably the most accurate thing said in a cold ones video
Another classic from Marcus and Charlie, I love you guys!! Making New Zealand proud
Maverick and Chuck are my favourite Austrian Tik Tokers 🙏🔥
Good ol' Mick and Charles
I fucking love Matt and Brad
When they sang "That's Amore" it gave me flashbacks of a better time
I love the new intro! 😄
It's awesome to see you actually use that video for your channel :)
Much love from Germany
@13:07 as a long-time wow nerd, I'm impressed by how close his map was to the mists expan while being slightly tipsy
I like how the more drunk Max gets the more he turns into Twomad
21:50 Woah, I've also been rewatching ERB.
12:32 is the best bit.
Max: Chad, are you telling me a pistol shrimp fried this rice?
Chad: I don't get it.
Max: *laughs in insane drunk Aussie mode*
I like how Max being told the punishment drink is 'Nah actually kinda dangerous' was taken as a challenge.
Before he was like "Dar...cy...no...no more..."
Then when he told he shouldn't do it it became.
"Give! Give...Cup!" Then he fucking necks it.
I think this is the first time we’ve seen Max this drunk
love the intro glad you guys decide to use that one. I remember seeing in the past episode!
thanks for sharing , we're glad that you get glad over simple things !
There was something so genuine about Max just demanding GIVE at 23:50
I love that you see them slowly turn more drunk until they just can't speak or react normally
the editing in all their videos is so prime, never fails to make me cackle
20:15 this was a beautiful call-back. brought a tear to my eyes
“WAIT, WHERE’S FRANK”
everything about that Epic Rap Battles bit was on point. Props to the editors for nailing it 1:1
Wow! The editing on this one was extra nice!! Keep it up!
Its strange how Max is simultaneously a heavy weight and also an extreme lightweight when it comes to drinking. He's a drinking paradox
20:25 LMAOOOO bro Darcy "Why you did that last time" so fuckin casual
Max’s video idea is actually kinda smart. But instead of finding a beer in the dark, how about having the whole table full of canned drinks. (Sodas, sparkling waters etc.) There would be beers within the pile and while blindfolded, they would have to open each one individually and drink them until the found the beer. The more alcohol volume the can has the more points. Maybe??? 🤔
The editing is one of my favorite parts of this channel, cheers lads
That new intro looks good! Glad you guy's are back.
I’m pretty sure it’s from a fiverr video
@@iansandberg7779 It is! I was waiting for them to use that one since it's really well made
@@iansandberg7779 you remember the vid?
YOU FINALLY USED THE INTRO!!! Glad to have you guys back. It’s just not the same when you guys are gone bro. Best youtubers hands down
Max's laugh is tinged with so much pain, idk if it's more nostalgic or relatable.
I really love Max's drawings.
@@shineeefalls he really is. Every art challenge Max kills it.
Long time no see Max this drunk, I kinda enjoyed it, also I'm happy for Chad's coming out. Great video guys
when i "kinda enjoy" stuff i like to write positive affirmations and end it with my expert network executive synopsis of the show so the bums in the comment section might possibly think im usefull for something !
wait what? chad gay?
@@tyleralan1470 it was a joke but he seems a little fruity
@@jigglyjello7334 some heavy alcohol consumers turn bisexual , i know too many dudes who are alcoholics and kinda fruity
Started watching you guys a month ago and I couldn't stop watching I've been subscribed to Max's channels for awhile before hand.
Shut up mate
cool story , thanks for sharing
I been watching them since 2016
we not gonna talk about how max drew the game as his happy place and Darcy being happy and wholesome
god i love how you guys are using that animation as your intro. for sure the best part of the episode
11:35 THE BEE ON THE WHITE BOARD WAS TOO SMOOTH
The editing on this was sick. The ending with max absolutely smashed saying the patreon was actually so cool
Bases star wars lego pfp
One of the best episodes lmao, you guys are awesome
so glad i'm watching this on a friday. i cannot watch cold ones without having a cold one
Cold Ones is keeping me sober. Thank you guys. Definitely one of my favorite channels. ❤️
Dont end up like us lmao, you're doing awesome
Max yelling pistol shrimp between gags killed me
The editing has gone to another level I love it
i’ve watched every video they’ve made over a dozen times each and they’re still hilarious every time
Love you two long time, the fact you've both stayed the same and haven't changed your chaotic ways is the best sh.
this had the potential of being an "air fryer" tier episode seeing them get them all correct, but my god did it fail to disappoint. Straight up to A tier for me!
Did you mean "fail to NOT disappoint"?? This was a great video, like you said at the end of you comment.
@@ir0n392 no he was right and youre wrong
please upload more, i have legit watched every video two times over
Max's drinking in the dark idea is amazing if you use these rules :
There is one beer in a hundred or more other cans of energy drinks, soda, and other canned goods like Yoohoo chocolate milk.
The person searches for the beer blind folded in a large room full of these cans, like a wheres waldo but you have to guess with your other senses.
Any can opened HAS TO BE FINISHED.
YOU CANNOT TAKE A BREAK TO PEE.