i turn 15 in two weeks... im going to miss being this deep EDIT: i usually hate these kinds of edits but i feel like i have to. thank you all for so many birthday wishes! today i turn 16 in two weeks and i just wanna say happy birthday to everyone in the replies!
That's literally a line from Madagascar 2 escape to Africa near the end where the water in the reserve has dried up because of a dam that has been built and Marty and Alex's friendship was on the rocks he says he knows the difference from the other zebras because he is black with white stripes and they are white with black stripes
Why do so many teenagers think they're the next Albert einstein and start talking about "quantum physics" and time travel just because they saw avengers?
@@somebodytolove1902 sometimes people live a larger distance from the police than others, especially in large cities it can take a while including traffic and that sort of thing, living in small places means faster cops.
i was telling a friend about how i was diagnosed with depression, and he goes “by who? billie eilish?” and i started crying edit: to those of you responding: yes, this is a true story. this was last year, and i’m doing a lot better thanks to therapy and medication. i am still friends with him, and we joke about this whenever it’s brought up. i’m happy that i was able to humor some of y’all with this tho 💛
I think 14 year old need to stop thinking that anxiety and depression is a trend because I am also 14 but I have been diagnosed by a doctor for both. It isn't a joke and it needs to be stopped. Everyone can get a little sad but these people are getting sad on purpose just for the trend and the attention. They are attention seekers. I rarely talk about my depression to people I know in real life. People can tell by my facial expressions (I am very bad at hiding my emotions). Being a 14 year old is hard because of your hormones going everywhere and you can't control your sadness, anger, lust, etc. But that is not an excuse to tell everyone that you have depression. Go to a doctor before telling people that you're depressed and that you have terrible anxiety. It's embarrassing to me as a teenager
Don't worry. I had a 14 years old once and i can go as deep as 14 centimeters, and that is deep because i am asian. And i was also 28 years old at that time, makes me twice as deep as her. Mind=blown
Emo here: we all got regular jobs (I’m a teacher) but we have a socially acceptable wardrobe for work, and emo clothes for the weekend. We also listen to the same playlist we listened to in 2008 every day
kids who are about to turn for 14 should watch Filthy Frank so they wont be so retarded or cancerous like me thx to Filthy Frank i try and avoid cancerous and retarded shit lmao
No Twitter cancels people who are not racist. For example quackity got cancelled for speaking spanish even tho he is mexican. And all people who say anything bad about a person who happens to be poc are immediately painted as racists. Like saying indian men online are creepy. But its a fucking fact
^ one more example is if you talk bad about one anime or one kpop group on Twitter you'll get a "why do u hate black/Asian/hispanic people?" and if u call them out for framing you up then ur account is ded
Jack:Why my mic is all wet
Felix: *Quantum physics*
Jack actually said that he burned the mic after he got it back XD
@@stargazer8262 in which vid???
@@telesteles2604 It was in a meme time video after his break.
@@stargazer8262 can you send me theink of the vid or the name?
Celia Chavez I want this too
Pewds: "You know what else is deep? 14 year olds"
*I am 14 and I am scared*
*Pewdiepie wants to know your location*
slightly frightened he said what instead of who
69 likes. Nice
Im 14 too im scared too
Shane dawson: 🙈😏
*felix sees jacks microphone*
felix: I must research this deeply
😂
Huh
K
I never saw Felix Kjelberg in this video. He does look a lot like pewds though.
Hhhhhhh
“what happened to emos” when you have a culture based around suicide... the culture goes away
PFFFFT-
its about dressing a certain way dum my
@@homosepon9780 its a joke dummy
former emo here.... i guess i am the chosen one, as i'm still here
@@homosepon9780 It's a subculture based on a music genre that was created in the 80s. If you wanna be a smartass, check your facts beforehand my dude.
the sexual tension between Felix and Sean’s microphone was *HIGH*
Jack's mic boutta make me act up
*DEEP**
*D E E P*
Who is Sean and Felix
@@bryn6844 please tell me you're joking
The intros are becoming more incredible each video, props to the people that made them
yas 🤧😚
Lol its his editor i guess
That one has been used twice
Pretty sure I've seen this before.
@@Astralapparitions ye
When I was 13 I didn’t understand, but now that I’m 14 I understand everything
Booooom
It's the intellectual explosion
Im 13 and I get it but it doesn't have an effect on me, and when i turn 14 i doubt that ill really care
@@ajn5898 im the one whos supposed to be woooshed, you bastard
@@iamheretogetwooshed3935 hahaha
Same 😔😔
this reddit is filled with like:
GYM bad
Library good
Y'know what is sad about your name, is that the "• 78 years ago" is gonna be real
@@Luukaar if the world survives.
gym bad
library bad
@@Luukaar I'm 14 and this is deep
you can’t learn about Quantum Physics in the gym after all…
The ocean
14 year olds who went to the library: *that’s deep*
Damn that is so *DEEP*
Thats deep dawg
😭😭😭😭so deep
that’s deep
Mariana Trench is shaking rn
That Hippo eating a watermelon was the most satisfying thing ever
It was very hot 😣
Would have been better if he'd used his teeth more
@Harper Swan hippos kill the most people per year of any animal
u are reported bye
Harper Swan how could you actually agree with that fool 😀
14 year girls: cries with billie eilish
*Me an intellectual 19 year boy:* cried with some Minecraft dog encountering his Swedish master a year ago
facts
Hey
Real men cry when a zombie eats a plant that you couldn't shovel in time in plants vs zombies
@@p3b547 huehuehue
Such a historical moment
I'm turning 15 in like, 2 weeks.
I'll try not to fall into any deep holes in my backyard
U 15 now?
@bangi happy birthday
He fell
@@Shahmir__.7.__ Must have. RIP
im 14 and this is deep
PewDiePie: 14 Year olds are deep
The Media: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
Please no
charles the french hmm
BAHAHAHA FUNNY BRO 😂🤣 NORMIE JOKE FUNNY 😂
@@inflammatorycommentswithno2407 OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS SO FUNNY RIGHT?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@@xiaoyiuu ...
“Other things are deep, 14 year olds”
Felix’s brain: wait-
Imma not destroy the perfect 69 likes
cant like it’s on 69
@@aribanahonarukas1641 if you don't somebody will
Felix saved himself from pedophilia colourized
i was looking for this comment, lmao
"Cigarettes are food for broken souls"
Ah yes let me just crunch on that stick of nicotine
Ah yes
*cancer*
@@salhb737tm2 Hello there
@@salhb737tm2 all the star wars nerds have come together
I usually drink crack smoothie
@@KhoaNguyen-qh4ov General kenobi
I turned 14... finally i can descend into this level of deepness
Jack: im never gonna lend anything to you.
Pewds:why
Jacks mic: •-•
Ayy
😂
🤣
Nice
10:44
“..other things that are deep: fourteen year olds”
I’m sorry, *W H A T ?*
that's the deep truth *my* brotha
Media going NFKWNDKWK
Lmao totally missed that XD
@No More Room in Hell is a great Source modification that's deeper than the Mariana trench
Liberty Biberty bruh
*Jack get his microphone back*
Jack: Why does it smell like Swedish Hotdogs?
💀
I’m imagining it in jacks voice yes
da swedish glizzy
Lol
Mom pick me up I'm scared
"He replied me but rep is silent"
14 year old girls : 😭😭😭
he lied me
My friend selina crying over a guy who doesn't even love her
he lied me
Cringe fan of carryminati
he lied me
“S(h)(e) believed in (h)(e)r”
14 year old Michael Jackson: “🕺🏽😔😭Heehee”
That’s original
SBELIEVEDINR.
SBELIEVEDINR.
He he*
She believed in her 🙃
s believed in r
Instagram: "Don't be ugly."
Facebook: "Don't be young."
Twitter: "Don't be racist."
Reddit: *"Don't be."*
Reddit crowd is the same crowd as twitter to be honest.
what
4chan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I AM A BUILDING
Reddit: "Ha ha! Downvotes go brrrr!"
I wonder if 13 year olds are scared to become 14 year olds after watching this
Yes...
Lol the next generation of 14 year olds.....
and nice chanel dude!! subd
I'm 13 year old
@@micoosu same. The things they call deep is literally absurd
2006 14years old
14 year olds: Uses an image of crying anime character in a black background.
14 year old me: Uses a dancing goose in a black background like a boss.
r/imnotlikeother14yearolds
Wow, you're so quirky! 😱
Omg youre different than the other girls!! 111!!!
Omg I'm so *_qUiRKy_*
i turn 15 in two weeks... im going to miss being this deep
EDIT: i usually hate these kinds of edits but i feel like i have to. thank you all for so many birthday wishes! today i turn 16 in two weeks and i just wanna say happy birthday to everyone in the replies!
Huh I read this comment after two weeks
So, Happy Birthday I guess
Happy birthday 🎉
Happy Birthday~~🎉
thank you all so much for the birthday wishes!!! you all are too nice ☺️
Happy birthday but be careful so tony Lopez doesnt see You
Emergency Services: “911 What’s your emergency”
Me: “I’M IN PIG APPLE ICE NOSE“
That is exactly what I thought
We will send a unit right away sir calm down!
If u want to know what pain is watch my chanel
“Be Honest who else been watching “” for more than a year"😇?
(ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʙᴛᴡ)8
You should've called a pizzeria
I'm turning 14 in a few days, perhaps this will make sense then
Edit: it makes sense now I am enlightened
(H)appy B(e)(l)ated B(i)rthday my fri(e)n(d) :")
@@frangkyezra3809 -cries-
@@frangkyezra3809 big (p)ee(p)ee.
happy late bday mate
@@lincolnickler9354 Thank you :)
9:28 they predicted skibidi toilet 😂
Corpse: "Call me billie eilish cuz I don't wanna be me anymore."
Me: "I'm 14 and this is DEEP"
😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭 that's a "dog elephant ear pig" (read the first letters)
@@krutika6769 lol
@@krutika6769 bro💀
MADDD😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOO
i(m) g(a)y
Age of PewDiePie’s viewers: 9 and 19
9+19=28
Half of 28 is 14
THIS IS DEEP
W O A H
r/im14andthisisdeep
woah hi sans
Ok SnAnS
Nani
“Other things that are deep, 14 year olds.”
-Felix 2020
Scυb Ŧσσ ᑕσσl bo3 is best
Hol Up
FBI open up
just as he said it, I read your comment
Scυb Ŧσσ ᑕσσl I feel like strong is a better word for what you’re saying.
9:09 can confirm, black or white you taste eggsactly the same
“I live in Spain but the S is silent”
14 year old girls: 😔😣😫😩
Hey i actually libre there
here before this blows up
😌😣😫😩
Omg so deep (not)
😔😣😫😩
14 year olds drowning in champagne. but the “cham” is silent.
Wut?
@@eastwardnest271 cham-pain
I hate it when i drown in pagne
same blue cat 😔
@@bluecat5669 pagne, just pagne
"Fun things are fun"
14 year olds: *That's deep*
Hey there Koro-sensei
K
*14 year old GIRLS
K-on reference amirite
Hey Koro-Sensei, do you want some pudding
5:51 the kid who knows french: *he is in bread*
Life...... Is life
14 year olds: that's *DEEP*
Nana na nana
@@WitchKing99 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
I'm 14 and that wasnt deep
Sweet Night you want a trophy or something
@@nimra8634 r/woosh??
"Age is a disease that has 100% mortality rate"
14 year olds: *_THAT'S DEEP_*
lolooloollolloo
I can feel it
Facts though aging can be cured we just haven't figured it out
I don't think 14 year olds know what a morality rate is
Stefan Nieuwoudt I'm 14 and I know what a mortality rate is. Not all teenagers are dumb 😂.
Sven and his son:
"I'm 14 and this is Deeeeep."
Hi 14 I’m dad
Epic gamer moment
Nice joke
And hi 14 I'm dad
@No More Room in Hell is a great Source modification Yes they had a kid named Alabama but we don't talk about that.
My name is 14 and this is deeeeesp
Isn’t groot supposed to just say “I am groot” or am I missing something?
Now that you’ve borrowed jacks mic you might want to borrow his camera too
what mic is it?
Mounke I’m not sure but it’s a good one
Thomas Hardy07 one of those 1 thousand dollar ones and then another thousand for the amp and like condenser and stuff
Dude his camera quality is amazing.
M. IBRAHIM the lighting is weird in this room
"You know what’s deep? Fourteen year olds." - PewDiePie 2020
Media: *Write that down! Write that down!!*
I liked both of ur comments :)
*The FBI wants to know your location*
The media: Pewdiepie insults 14 year olds and being rude to them.
=charles the french
alson I don’t think that is what he meant
“The black Zebras with white stripes hates the white zebras with black stripes”
*14 years old* :damn that’s deep
That's literally a line from Madagascar 2 escape to Africa near the end where the water in the reserve has dried up because of a dam that has been built and Marty and Alex's friendship was on the rocks he says he knows the difference from the other zebras because he is black with white stripes and they are white with black stripes
@@ratsmacker693 alrighty thanks for that information!! 😎😎😎😎😎
Namely 1 i was about to reply with that, I literally remember that scene so much tf
This is racism with extra steps
Why is it so hard to read and understand that
10:43
Jack rn: *GOD DAMMIT FELIX YOU’RE NEVER USING MY MIC AGAIN*
“sugar and salt look almost the exact same”
*so does cocaine*
I mean i cut mine with sugar so why not lmao
dude... that's deep 😢
cocaieenaa
no, this is flour
“Cocaine is one hell of a drug”
That’s deep 😭
I always get them mixed up
"You know what’s deep? Fourteen year olds." - PewDiePie 2020
Media: *It's showtime!*
Wanna know what also goes deep?
firtdudecoolman PLAYER shovel
firtdudecoolman PLAYER What?
*UwU*
It wasn't even a minute! someone play curb your enthusiasm
@@saltyhasnochill5249 thats right! A shovel people. A shovel goes deep people!
Why do so many teenagers think they're the next Albert einstein and start talking about "quantum physics" and time travel just because they saw avengers?
Thats deep
Lmao I was one of them, I’m so embarrassed of myself ahahahhaah
These are the same people who can’t solve elementary algebra problems and are thinking about quantum physics
@@Jennifer-uh8th lol I think I'm becoming one of... NO I'M NOT GOING TO BECOME ON ONE OF THEM.
@@anp1609 wait what was the question
“The day I was born was the first day I was alive”
🤯🤯
The time I reply is the time you got reply🤯
Theres 14 likes. I cant mess that lol
So deep
😭😥😢😱🥺😫🥺🙃😣🙃🥺😥😰😣😫😣😓😣😨😣😱😥😣😰😢😥😣😫🥺😰🙃🤯🥺🥺🤯🤯😞😞😞😞🙁☹️🙁☹️😞☹️🙁🙁😟😔😣😣😫😫😩🥺😠😡😠😤😢😢😭😖😣😖😫🥺☹️🥺🥺☹️😞☹️😞😒☹️☹️🙁🙁😕🙁☹️😩😱😱🤬🤯😳😰😳🥵😥😰😓😓
I'm14andthisisdeep
Actually no, it's when your dad and mom cells combine 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
"we live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police"
the pizza guy to the robber in my house: "you mama mia'd your last mama mia"
Hahahhahahahaha
I never got that, maybe it’s just where I live, but the police are always quick as shit.
Jajajajajajaja
Lmao
@@somebodytolove1902 sometimes people live a larger distance from the police than others, especially in large cities it can take a while including traffic and that sort of thing, living in small places means faster cops.
PewDiePie: Other things that are deep are 14 year olds
FBI: we're gonna have to stop you there
I was looking for this comment XD
Yes we are.
Translocate :P he is Swedish so bariley legal
Jeppe Pedersen he lives in uk tho
Well, people abuse the 14 year old thing on anyone.
"Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes"
14 year old girls: omg this says a lot about society
thats so deep
I'm from Africa and it's not true
@@hugomarx6479 ikr... I've heard that in Africa every 60 mins, an hour passes...
@@borenyaboruah That's not true people know nothing about Africa these days.
@@hugomarx6479 69 seconds then?
14 yr olds: SugaR and SaLt lo0k alm0st da saMe
Rock Salt: I aM in PaIn
Brown sugar
I wouldn't be surprised if that mic had an onlyfans.
😳👊
😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe you’d know if you were a member 🧐
Yagi Toshinori I-
WHY IS SOMETHING GROWING OUT OF MY PANTS
S(he) S(hit) (her)self
14 year olds: 😭😭😭
SSSELF
Bro... 💔🤧😢😢😢😭😭😭
@@mightbetoad6786 *Ah shit, that's deep*
reminds me of s(he) be(lie)ve(d) lmaaoo
Literal goosebumps dude
14 year old girls after posting black squares on instagram:
*'We did it boys, racism is no more'*
That shit triggered
Help please
How? You just solved racism
Lmao
How. Racism fades away
felix: I never cried in my life
also felix: crying at his own wedding
Thats different. Crying from happiness isnt crying
@@stluke4655 CRYING from happiness isn't CRYING logic 1000 lmao
@@Yo-sr2hw its not crying. Tears of joy isnt crying
@@stluke4655 it is crying lol, crying means tears coming out of your eyes caused by strong emotions, anger, sadness, happiness whatever
@@Yo-sr2hw its not crying bro
PewDiePie: "14 year olds are deep."
*"Why don't you have a seat over here."*
What are you gonna do? Ora Ora me?
Good grief... *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA*
Ho ho...
Jotaro
i would be alive if it wasnt 4 u
JOTAROO KUJOOOO !!! WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY
i was telling a friend about how i was diagnosed with depression, and he goes “by who? billie eilish?” and i started crying
edit: to those of you responding: yes, this is a true story. this was last year, and i’m doing a lot better thanks to therapy and medication. i am still friends with him, and we joke about this whenever it’s brought up. i’m happy that i was able to humor some of y’all with this tho 💛
this was fucking funny
Fuck I burst out laughing
LMFAO
Fucking hilarious
LMAO
14 year old : quantum mechanics, time travel
Same 14 year old not being able to describe what velocity is
Totally relatable
I weep for humanity
Also them: don’t know what gender they are, uh that’s too far never bind
Me 13 who legit once forgot the name of ,,that lizard in godzilla":...
@@randomcutie819 Wasnt it Johnathan?
12:53 Well pewds, the arithmetic mean of 9 and 19 is 14😳
D.E.E.P.
"A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything"
Pewds:Sits on the floor watches memes with his dog
A man's loyalty is tested when his loyalty is tested
@Dharc Daniel A tested man's when loyalty everything has he.
Everything a man's loyalty is tested when his loyalty
@@syrusjohnson3882 teste
@@raindoset5408 man everything’s Loyalty tested is he
Netflix: are you still watching
Someones daughter: 10:41
im not that type of girl
Nice
Son*
10:43
Tbh He did it so randomly I almost pissed myself from laughter xD
Netflix: Hey, are you still watching?
Someones Daughter: 10:43
stahp 😭😭
If you press that listen closely it sounds like PH intro
@@yuhanlmao4631 Damn you right
omg
omfg i havent laughed like that in 7 years
9:28 omg they knew about skibidi toilet
“other things that are deep...
14 years old n-“ - PewDiePie 2020
Next oopsie confirmed
Chris Hansen: “We got him boys”
No no no wait
@Ahmed Saqeeb its a bot
Johan Arango 😂🤣😂
9 year olds + 19 year olds = 28 year olds but if you take the average (28/2) . We're cumulatively 14. This is so deep guys
Mind blown
*Mind blown*
Mind blown
Mind blown
Mind blown
Me: Hey how are you?
14 yo: Stop pretending! You'd never understand.
Thats deep.
😂
If someone says army theyre poopieheads
@@oopsiepoopsie3071 yes
OOPSIE POOPSIE GUESS IM A POOPIEHEAD *army*
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Unfortunately someone's 14 year old daughter: 10:43
Me: *preparing guacamole*
14 year old: That's dip
bruh🤣🤣🤣
And why is that deep
Hahahhaha omg
@@Mikeyboy24526 r/woooosh
@@Mikeyboy24526 coz it was a big bowl and you have to reach deep to get the last of the guacamole for your chips
I’m drowning in Champagne but “Cham” is silent.
14 year old : 🥺🥺🥺🥺
¿pagne?
@@filip6127 it's pronounced like pain
I'm 14 and I agree
@ɢᴇᴛɴᴏᴏʙᴇᴅ • 10 years ago I am 15 & I like to murder :D jk
I think 14 year old need to stop thinking that anxiety and depression is a trend because I am also 14 but I have been diagnosed by a doctor for both. It isn't a joke and it needs to be stopped. Everyone can get a little sad but these people are getting sad on purpose just for the trend and the attention. They are attention seekers. I rarely talk about my depression to people I know in real life. People can tell by my facial expressions (I am very bad at hiding my emotions). Being a 14 year old is hard because of your hormones going everywhere and you can't control your sadness, anger, lust, etc. But that is not an excuse to tell everyone that you have depression. Go to a doctor before telling people that you're depressed and that you have terrible anxiety. It's embarrassing to me as a teenager
I can’t believe PewDiePie and jacksepticeye has now indirectly made out lol
can u explain
@@corrienatasha2748 Suk Mic dyp
I mean, they mostly sure ate or drank something together in their lifes, the whole indirect kiss thing is some next level beta stuff going on
@@corrienatasha2748 entire video, pewds just kept sucking his microphone
PewDiePie: I like your potato jack-sama
Turning 14 in 2 months, cant wait to become this deep, a little scared tho
You’re 14 and this is deep
Don't worry. I had a 14 years old once and i can go as deep as 14 centimeters, and that is deep because i am asian. And i was also 28 years old at that time, makes me twice as deep as her.
Mind=blown
"He replied to me...but the rep is silent"
14 year old girls:😕😔😖😞🙁☹😭😩😵🤧
🥺😭😭😦😟😓😢😞
😔😣😭😢😩😫😓😥
😔😭😭😟😢😓😓😩🤧
**sad boi hours**
🙂🙃😐🙁☹️😔😞😖😓😣😩😫😢😭
allow me to fix one of them
instagram: don't be ugly
facebook: don't be young
twitter: don't be racist
reddit: don't be karen
Or don’t use emojis lol
reddit: don't be functional
so basically all 3 above combined?
@@heisen-bones karen is young?
@@alzarian3702 ..... shite
Society: exists*
14 year olds: *All I have is negative thoughts*
I subscribed to you
I subscribed to you
Im 14 and i dont have negative thoughts
I'm 14 and i dont have thoughts
Wait, isn't that the whole point?
Think about it, without 14y olds we wouldn't have this subreddit.
And this is deep😭😭
7:08 they're all just hanging out. Don't worry about it
In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute goes by...
Something to think about
i didnt read it because i think i need to repeat it
Think is just the present tenths of thought, thinking about that
that's deep
where does it go?
BUZz KiLL tenths
The dislikes are from 14 year olds that didn't feel understood.
The dislikes are from fourteen year olds who don’t want to be called out
i’m actually 14 and i hate any 14 year old that act deep
@@fotrnite9fortnight635 damn that's deep
Jk XD
chikinwinx i know 😔
I'm not 14 and this isn't DEEP at all
Emo here: we all got regular jobs (I’m a teacher) but we have a socially acceptable wardrobe for work, and emo clothes for the weekend. We also listen to the same playlist we listened to in 2008 every day
@@radhebhai8997 And tøp too
You are OP
That's what I was thinking, we became adults, nothing more lol. I don't listen to that much emo anymore though.
True true.
The painful truth
I like how Pewd's is straining to not deep throat Jack's mic.
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone’s Daughter: 10:44
good reference
"What are all the emos doing?"
Well you see... our beloved MCR reunion tours were cancelled, so we are all in a state if immense pig apple ice nose...
😞
Yes 😔 😔
That One Weeb man your pfp is so accurate haha
Omgg yes I bought tickets and everything
Indeed
0:48 “Other things that are deep 14 year olds!”
-Pewdiepie 2020
@@Amelia-vb9zx ok
Put it out of context lmao
For legal reasons that's a jokes
non-context
@@AshokKumar-wc1sz For serious 14 year old mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke.
7:59 makes me laugh everytime 😂
The fact that I used to put emo quotes statuses when in my early pubescent days literally keeps me up at night. 🙂
Same
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHSHAHHSSH
Same
Lol sameee
Regret
“I’m drowning in champagne but the ‘cham’ is silent “
14 year olds :🙁🙁😫
xDDDD
i too bathe in pagne
I really dont wanna turn 14 next year...
@@strawb3rry_lame095 well after this year we're gonna pretend 2020 didn't happen so you can still be 13 next year.
kids who are about to turn for 14 should watch Filthy Frank so they wont be so retarded or cancerous like me thx to Filthy Frank i try and avoid cancerous and retarded shit lmao
"A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything"
10:44
Damn that's deep 😥
Lmfao, too deep
6:36 “don’t be racist” isn’t- isn’t that a good thing? What am I missing here?
No Twitter cancels people who are not racist. For example quackity got cancelled for speaking spanish even tho he is mexican. And all people who say anything bad about a person who happens to be poc are immediately painted as racists. Like saying indian men online are creepy. But its a fucking fact
^ one more example is if you talk bad about one anime or one kpop group on Twitter you'll get a "why do u hate black/Asian/hispanic people?" and if u call them out for framing you up then ur account is ded
Nothing is deep for Felix cause hes 5'11
L M A O
Secks haha
Imagine being that tall without legs
O A M L
Didn't expect you :)
Pewds: "Why my microphone is wet?"
*"Always has been"*
🔫👨🚀 *Always has been*
💦🎤 👨🚀? 🔫👨🚀
Tomorrow morning head vox article:
Pewdiepie famous youtuber admits to sexually assaulting microphones
they would do this
I wouldn’t be surprised...
I’m 14 and this is deep
Damn bro i got 550 likes? Thanks gamers
I think finally getting out of the “I’m 14 and this is deep” target age was the best day of my life LOL
When you realize that the average of 9 and 19 is 14 so pewds' average viewer age is actually 14 because... maths
The median is 9 or 19 which is more useful
@@JonahNelson7 If there are two numbers then the median is their average, so still 14. You can't have two values for one median at the same time
mAtHeMaTiCs
Mathmadmedics
I’m a dropout I’m confused
Someone should make a 10 hour loop of pewdiepie eating his mic
Well that's a good idea tho
You wouldn't need to loop it
" Some cows are black, some are white, but they all taste the same"
Fourteen Year Old Girls: 😭😭😭😭😭😔😣
“We all bleed red”
14 year old girls: 😭 😭 😞 😔 😢 😭
Me, realizing that it's sort of cannibalism: hol up-
I thought it said crows
replace cows with children
Not true
Brown cows taste like chocolate milk
" this slaps u in the face with reality "
Me who actually identified every plant: I don't think it does.
Pewdiepie fans whenever pewds does a brofist at the end of his videos:
*"I'm 19 and this is deep"*
Nishant Pajni I’m 29 and this is deep 😔🤚
I'm missing a single subscriber please.
Wh
@@lunix8803 stfu
Jack: Being a nice friend and lending his microphone to Felix
Felix: Trying not to be a glizzy gobbler
Lol
Felix Felix?
@@elliotpixelv2888 Felix Felix😔
“a man’s loyalty is tested when he has everything”
damn, i didn’t know Felix owned all of japan 😳
thats deeeeeeep
"Cigarette are food for broken souls."
Soon enough your lungs will too.
Soon enough your lungs will cigarette?
Soon enough your lungs are food?
Soon enough your lungs are for broken souls?
@@Buzzzy-bee idk bro. Pick one for me.