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Комментарии • 27 тыс.

  • @powertalesanspowertalefris396
    @powertalesanspowertalefris396 5 лет назад +2711

    Before:
    "I'd frick a creeper"
    Now:
    "I'd frick a duck"

    • @mercytechs
      @mercytechs 5 лет назад +8

      or a sheep

    • @zekrinealfa1113
      @zekrinealfa1113 5 лет назад +20

      Swedish man's sex life plummets after marriage so hard he starts to fantasize fictional characters and animals.

    • @paoosorio9997
      @paoosorio9997 5 лет назад +7

      "And I'll blow a ghost"

    • @sandratheriault6118
      @sandratheriault6118 5 лет назад +4

      Untitled duck has join the chat

    • @evagibson800
      @evagibson800 5 лет назад

      Feigi?

  • @therussiancat1751
    @therussiancat1751 5 лет назад +419

    School loading screen tips:
    Move up ground as the enemy is reloading

  • @bbcat-3972
    @bbcat-3972 3 года назад +10

    This is one of those rare videos where I was wheezing from laughter, and then I came back after a couple months and repeated

  • @kushagrajoshi4393
    @kushagrajoshi4393 5 лет назад +708

    For those who wanna know what was written at the start it says
    "You have to payback for your sins, your sins will destroy you, you are just standing there having no chance against them, you will die by their hands, then regret"
    That's It🙂

  • @superemmett7
    @superemmett7 3 года назад +4

    9:46 “I probably made other people yawn by doing that
    Me, who yawned: aw poop

  • @SpectralUmbreon197
    @SpectralUmbreon197 5 лет назад +172

    "Humanity was a mistake"
    - Felix, 2019

  • @justinbell9558
    @justinbell9558 5 лет назад +2112

    “My salsa taste like ballsack! Help!”
    Best quote of 2019.

    • @annaway3910
      @annaway3910 5 лет назад +1

      ☬ ☬ C h e c k  m y  núde ☬ ☬

    • @aliabbani2974
      @aliabbani2974 5 лет назад +1

      Yusuf Ayhan how long have you been begging for views? I’ve seen you begging for as long as I can remember, get a life you punk

    • @MaasjeMaster
      @MaasjeMaster 5 лет назад +3

      Hijelp

    • @gabkimes6188
      @gabkimes6188 5 лет назад

      I love the tast of ballsack

    • @hasoobisgaming2220
      @hasoobisgaming2220 5 лет назад +1

      True

  • @johnzachariahg
    @johnzachariahg 5 лет назад +15111

    This whole video:
    “For legal reasons, that’s a joke.”

    • @gamergoblin69
      @gamergoblin69 5 лет назад +28

      This was quite recent ago,hello

    • @imperialphoenix1229
      @imperialphoenix1229 5 лет назад +114

      For serious Indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke

    • @YarugumaSou
      @YarugumaSou 5 лет назад +58

      For legal reasons, that’s a joke
      For legal reasons, that’s a joke
      For legal reasons, joke joke joke
      Please, a joke's a joke

    • @hankegol9236
      @hankegol9236 5 лет назад +29

      Please don't kill me, that's a joke

    • @chinmayaguru7601
      @chinmayaguru7601 5 лет назад +3

      Haha, losers

  • @niladrichatterji9140
    @niladrichatterji9140 3 года назад +4011

    0:21 It is Hindi
    It translates to
    "You will have suffer for your sins. They will destroy you. There is no chance left. You will be killed by them. Suffer."

    • @sarvajeeth.y6936
      @sarvajeeth.y6936 3 года назад +48

      Ya

    • @djdeto7382
      @djdeto7382 3 года назад +262

      It's horribly translated in the post tho

    • @cleansounds5143
      @cleansounds5143 3 года назад +374

      @@Sunggki it's hindi hindu is a religion hindi is a language it's written in hindi

    • @NeilJoshua22
      @NeilJoshua22 3 года назад +16

      Also niladri chatterji your translation is not on point at all you messed up the 3 last sentences

    • @angelshah9581
      @angelshah9581 3 года назад +83

      @@Sunggki lol u r not clever u a fool

  • @annamanteuffel2024
    @annamanteuffel2024 5 лет назад +18312

    this entire video:
    “for legal reasons that’s a joke”

    • @intelxio
      @intelxio 5 лет назад +45

      @Sharisha xD no

    • @alphagonist4748
      @alphagonist4748 5 лет назад +10

      @Sharisha xD no

    • @sarcoono5551
      @sarcoono5551 5 лет назад +36

      Have a good day or night wherever you are in this wonderful world!
      (Let's make it wonderful)

    • @3hoursago6secondsago3
      @3hoursago6secondsago3 5 лет назад +3

      Tru

    • @cyallum
      @cyallum 5 лет назад +37

      For serious yt moderators please dont kill me that's a joke

  • @amartya8028
    @amartya8028 5 лет назад +1773

    The first one is actually in Hindi and it basically says that you will suffer for your sins and die at the hands of the lord.

    • @Chaotic4Neutral
      @Chaotic4Neutral 5 лет назад +10

      Based

    • @craurd
      @craurd 5 лет назад +42

      ok thanks, cool.

    • @NblNjml
      @NblNjml 5 лет назад +66

      Thanks i hate it

    • @akshatpunia
      @akshatpunia 5 лет назад +122

      Actually it's really bad hindi. So its probably a non English speaker who used Google translate.

    • @pranavflame
      @pranavflame 5 лет назад +27

      You're right but *what's with the Teletubbies???* 0:22

  • @veniu8359
    @veniu8359 5 лет назад +17450

    The dark Teletubbies one had hindi text. This is what it means:
    "You shall repent for your sins. You shall die at their hands. There is no time left"

    • @marioionion2
      @marioionion2 5 лет назад +574

      Wow

    • @user-pl4fx1jl3u
      @user-pl4fx1jl3u 5 лет назад +956

      WHAT THE FUCKK

    • @abbasmirza1239
      @abbasmirza1239 5 лет назад +2545

      " You have to repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You don't stand a chance. You will die by their hands. Repent"
      The exact translation if anyone is interested.

    • @bignut6638
      @bignut6638 5 лет назад +172

      Thank you Veni U, very cool!

    • @kaijumotz8808
      @kaijumotz8808 5 лет назад +63

      Creepy

  • @lollololololololololol8116
    @lollololololololololol8116 3 года назад +2902

    Marzia in the other room: hears "MY SALSA TASTE LIKE BALLSACK"

    • @pingunootson2291
      @pingunootson2291 3 года назад +148

      She’s probably used to it by now.

    • @mnnptl
      @mnnptl 3 года назад +57

      @@pingunootson2291 salsa ballsack or the shouting?

    • @bubski6981
      @bubski6981 3 года назад +64

      @@mnnptl Why not both?

    • @neon-io6rw
      @neon-io6rw 3 года назад +40

      @@pingunootson2291 bro wtf

    • @neon-io6rw
      @neon-io6rw 3 года назад +10

      @@bubski6981 uhhhhhhh

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 5 лет назад +6452

    Felix: Blurs the bad words but still says them out loud.
    RUclips algorithm: "I am confuse."

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +1278

    Felix: I'd frick a duck
    Dolan: *sweating intensifies*
    Grandayy: *laughs evilly*

    • @uzire
      @uzire 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @deadmanself
      @deadmanself 5 лет назад

      extra oof

    • @uzire
      @uzire 5 лет назад +1

      i'd love to see that

    • @deadmanself
      @deadmanself 5 лет назад +2

      @Alina Way No

    • @sock6373
      @sock6373 5 лет назад

      I made a crappy song on it I'll put more effort on it if it gets more likes

  • @sovietwoman455
    @sovietwoman455 5 лет назад +5427

    Pewdiepie: *posts an egdy yet funny video*
    RUclips: ”So, you chose death”

  • @nueto8864
    @nueto8864 3 года назад +2811

    5:59 this is where i got my profile pict.

  • @InsaneGamersPro
    @InsaneGamersPro 5 лет назад +2538

    "Let's get real, this videos not getting monetize."
    *has ad on video*
    The council has blessed you

    • @unova3557
      @unova3557 5 лет назад +7

      It even got on trending (The wrong trending, but still)

    • @kyromyx857
      @kyromyx857 5 лет назад +1

      Yo could anyone help me by subscribing I’m trying to make a living and some money so if you could subscribe I’d appreciate it 🙏

    • @ZenoCrasher
      @ZenoCrasher 5 лет назад +5

      My adblocker says otherwise

    • @weebrahim
      @weebrahim 5 лет назад +4

      People can still get ads, and the money won't go to them

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 лет назад

      lmaoo, i didnt get a single ad

  • @OkOk-tu3gc
    @OkOk-tu3gc 5 лет назад +804

    Pewdiepie: *Shows edgy humor*
    The Media: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

  • @danishac3580
    @danishac3580 5 лет назад +2266

    "smears PP juice"
    "in their pliplop"
    why am i dying at felix's self censors

    • @stephenwolfgangstout
      @stephenwolfgangstout 5 лет назад +2

      because you have the humor of a toddler? it's meant to target his younger fanbase so he doesn't get targeted by media for the smallest inconveniences.

    • @iamruanfenix
      @iamruanfenix 5 лет назад

      Mano R.N: please help on my channel thanks Mano R.N: ruclips.net/video/vxhQpFqhnZ4/видео.html
      Música 8D se for humildade se inscreve e deixa o like

    • @itaachiii
      @itaachiii 5 лет назад +65

      @@stephenwolfgangstout No its not you edgy cool alpha male.... It comes out really funny and ridiculously hilarious from him as he just makes these up.

    • @JAYREMYhlgs
      @JAYREMYhlgs 5 лет назад

      Idk call a doctor

    • @stephenwolfgangstout
      @stephenwolfgangstout 5 лет назад +2

      @@itaachiii right... We all have different senses of humor, if you find random words funny, then good on you, I'm not judging.

  • @rohitsahu3551
    @rohitsahu3551 3 года назад +666

    Pewdiepie: puts hindi comment on his thumbnail
    Video: STONKS 📈

    • @ilostmyjamssoistolefromjimin
      @ilostmyjamssoistolefromjimin 3 года назад +11

      Lmaooo ikr'

    • @cardboard_hat
      @cardboard_hat 2 года назад +18

      Atleast it wasn't clickbait and he put in the first 20 seconds

    • @bruh-kt2ew
      @bruh-kt2ew 2 года назад +3

      please tell what it means

    • @Lester_da_Molester
      @Lester_da_Molester 2 года назад

      @@bruh-kt2ew Indian fanboys r lossing their shit

    • @isycle7384
      @isycle7384 2 года назад +14

      @@bruh-kt2ew it basically meant ul be punished for ur sins lmaoo

  • @MysticalMangoMan
    @MysticalMangoMan 5 лет назад +1681

    Pewds' titles : contains "I'm Sorry"
    9 year olds: "Ah shit here we go again"

  • @DrMeme-mw8zm
    @DrMeme-mw8zm 5 лет назад +2286

    "I'd Frick a duck"
    - Pewdiepie 2019

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +369

    THE COMMENTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO IS PURELY SARCASM OR HYPERBOLE, DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!*** PEW DIEPIE DOES NOT ENCOURAGE OR ENDORSE ANYTHING IN THIS VIDEO

    • @Jireninyourrecommendations
      @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +11

      why did I take the time to make this?

    • @tanyathorvilson
      @tanyathorvilson 5 лет назад +10

      You just have did it for me...I was about to rewind to read it at the exact time I came across your comment.

    • @someguywithoutaname4053
      @someguywithoutaname4053 5 лет назад

      @@Jireninyourrecommendations lmaoooooo

    • @joshn1678
      @joshn1678 5 лет назад +6

      @@Jireninyourrecommendations thanks for doing it, because I kept wondering what it said lol.

    • @bozibalint
      @bozibalint 5 лет назад

      A hero?

  • @Farmdude07
    @Farmdude07 3 года назад +274

    I guarantee that one of the posts at 1:47 says “switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading”

    • @treetiriteembo
      @treetiriteembo 3 года назад +9

      'don't forget to put walls between you and the attacker!'

    • @themaster3305
      @themaster3305 3 года назад +7

      ‘Moving unpredictably is a good one to confuse the enemy!’

    • @alessandrobelottidev
      @alessandrobelottidev 3 года назад +2

      Ok but shut up

    • @Yiehh
      @Yiehh 3 года назад +1

      @@alessandrobelottidev Ok but shut up

  • @algabriel8064
    @algabriel8064 5 лет назад +2773

    "I'd freak a duck"
    Creeper: *sad hissing noises*

  • @oirokenojutsu4615
    @oirokenojutsu4615 5 лет назад +3477

    Pewdiepie: Enter cursed comments
    Vox: Now we can frick him up

    • @ilysmsamncolby
      @ilysmsamncolby 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @poctordepper4269
      @poctordepper4269 5 лет назад +3

      Haha that's like me and my uncle where I'm PewDiePie and my uncle is vox except I don't enter cursed comments

    • @Elegantsoirees
      @Elegantsoirees 5 лет назад

      1000th like xD

    • @poctordepper4269
      @poctordepper4269 5 лет назад

      @SwiftyRohan It's supposed to be both, it's the type of comment you always find on Reddit

    • @owen9876
      @owen9876 5 лет назад

      Now they just need to pick with is the best thing to take out of context

  • @MudkepHome
    @MudkepHome 5 лет назад +697

    This video in a nutshell...
    Felix: STOP!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
    Also Felix: *Keeps on going*

  • @hehe-hw9nw
    @hehe-hw9nw 3 года назад +309

    At 0:21 it means "By the sins you have committed, you will suffer. He will destroy you. You will stand no chance. You will die in his hands. Suffer." Btw it's written in hindi

  • @TThief
    @TThief 5 лет назад +1316

    “They killed my dad”
    Felix: HAAAA
    Vox: we got him

    • @syedibrahim3066
      @syedibrahim3066 5 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @chescarino
      @chescarino 5 лет назад +5

      this will be the topic of the next apology video!

    • @xffast2790
      @xffast2790 5 лет назад +2

      If swearing is immature then why is it considered “adult language”

    • @TThief
      @TThief 5 лет назад

      XF Fast you just copied the top comment lol

    • @gogopoktu9504
      @gogopoktu9504 5 лет назад

      No.

  • @raiden6428
    @raiden6428 3 года назад +136

    "How do you sneak such a heavy book out of the library?"
    By "stealing" they mean people who checked it out with a card and never brought it back.

  • @mr.fahrenheit4205
    @mr.fahrenheit4205 5 лет назад +3289

    "and if I laughed, it was purely a gag reflex"
    i bet it was that ghost pp

  • @binarycode2124
    @binarycode2124 5 лет назад +1452

    "lets get real this videos not getting monetized"
    Me: Acceptance is the first stage of recovery

  • @jy_janx1313
    @jy_janx1313 5 лет назад +1910

    “Humanity is just a mistake let’s be real here”- Felix 2019

    • @wiseknight6180
      @wiseknight6180 5 лет назад +6

      Egg breathe

    • @jucie4024
      @jucie4024 5 лет назад

      .- Gendo Ikari

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 5 лет назад +2

      God is dead and humanity is a sickness.
      Here's hoping the next asteroid comes soon and liquifies us all into a boiling pool of lava

    • @ryankutylo1820
      @ryankutylo1820 5 лет назад

      stop quoting ghandi bruh

    • @digdogg_
      @digdogg_ 5 лет назад +1

      i mean, scientifically... he’s not wrong

  • @arthurfigueiredo5451
    @arthurfigueiredo5451 3 года назад +82

    "MY SALSA TAST'A BALLSACK!?"
    -Pewdiepie.

  • @leoouyang6834
    @leoouyang6834 5 лет назад +5310

    The hindi in the first statement with the cursed teletubbies reads:
    “You should feel remorse for your sins. They will destroy you. You will not stand a chance. They will have you in their hands. I express sincere regret.”

    • @DuedVI
      @DuedVI 5 лет назад +131

      Cool.

    • @elang1802
      @elang1802 5 лет назад +33

      :v

    • @redbean9410
      @redbean9410 5 лет назад +452

      small correction. its not "they will have you in their hands" its "you will die by their hands"

    • @Little.Misfortune
      @Little.Misfortune 5 лет назад +70

      uhm... *i’m scared*

    • @ZochMin
      @ZochMin 5 лет назад +86

      Thanks now I’m more creeped out

  • @phoebespencer5945
    @phoebespencer5945 4 года назад +2784

    My personal favourite
    “That lasagne looks crisp”
    “ *thats* *my* *child* ”

    • @iknowyoubetter2028
      @iknowyoubetter2028 4 года назад +5

      Phoebe Spencer 🍝

    • @ekk4674
      @ekk4674 4 года назад +10

      @@iknowyoubetter2028 lasagna is singular lasagne is plural just so you know

    • @Eruerucamicaminono
      @Eruerucamicaminono 4 года назад +1

      @@ekk4674 no it's not

    • @ekk4674
      @ekk4674 4 года назад +7

      @@Eruerucamicaminono yes it is, I'm from italy...

    • @pixelotel
      @pixelotel 3 года назад +1

      still edible

  • @sleepinginmoss
    @sleepinginmoss 5 лет назад +1988

    Pewds: "I'd frick a duck"
    Cancel culture: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

    • @sock6373
      @sock6373 5 лет назад

      Watch my video it's a song version of it also please post it on his sub reddit

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces Год назад +2

      @NMRIH is a great Source mod - blessed by Cory's lip You agan.

  • @joshknorr6683
    @joshknorr6683 3 года назад +290

    I, however, condone every single one of these jokes, and laughed very much.

  • @michaelmormando1911
    @michaelmormando1911 5 лет назад +2414

    Pewdiepie: *gets balls in salsa*
    Pewdiepie: * turns into mario*

  • @leytonv.3269
    @leytonv.3269 4 года назад +7931

    Pewds: “I’d frick a duck”
    True fans remember when he used to hate ducks...

  • @irrelevant1242
    @irrelevant1242 5 лет назад +1126

    I’m thirty seconds in and 99% of the comments are about fricking a duck, I’m very scared to continue.

    • @Picalenn
      @Picalenn 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @slxsh596
      @slxsh596 5 лет назад +2

      @Yusuf Ayhan that's kinda selfish and probably not true, so please stop

    • @kurjeoko7181
      @kurjeoko7181 5 лет назад +2

      @Yusuf Ayhan i bet he will just buy a mirror

    • @thmadeym4556
      @thmadeym4556 5 лет назад +2

      @Yusuf Ayhan really dude? This is how you want to be known as a RUclipsr? You don't care about other people's opinions so just think of that

    • @egyptian_noob
      @egyptian_noob 5 лет назад +3

      ThMadeYM what did he say, he deleted his comment cuz he’s prbly insecure or smth

  • @elizas7692
    @elizas7692 5 лет назад +2620

    “I’d frick a duck”-pewdiepie 2019. Not even concerned.
    Edit: are y’all ok? It’s been 50 minuets and it had 2.6k . Now * this * I’m concerned about.

    • @sodthisall
      @sodthisall 5 лет назад +8

      Needs to be a new PartyInTheBackround song

    • @robincoso4656
      @robincoso4656 5 лет назад +3

      Do you guys remember all the story about Shane Dawson f ing his cat?

    • @Th3St4rD0lph1n
      @Th3St4rD0lph1n 5 лет назад +3

      *Dolan Dark starts sweating*

    • @stellaseong992
      @stellaseong992 5 лет назад

      1:30 for anyone who wants it :)

    • @tuahuh3252
      @tuahuh3252 5 лет назад

      It's the new trend

  • @kalabawsupsup7144
    @kalabawsupsup7144 5 лет назад +1349

    "I'll frick a duck"
    - PewDiePie 2019

    • @charlesundying5315
      @charlesundying5315 5 лет назад +12

      He'd be begging for it deeper

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 5 лет назад +5

      That's why pewds loved the duck game so much i see

    • @sakix071
      @sakix071 5 лет назад +10

      @@charlesundying5315 *_blip blip blop_*

    • @hansleyalonzo2805
      @hansleyalonzo2805 5 лет назад

      @Grug Gaming feigi is a chicken

    • @Prae5618
      @Prae5618 5 лет назад

      We'll wait for the song

  • @breeburgess3698
    @breeburgess3698 5 лет назад +2893

    “Danny DeVito Will die in your lifetime”
    “Not if I-“
    ADVERTISMENT

  • @cannabutterbeats3837
    @cannabutterbeats3837 3 года назад +43

    This is one of pewdiepies best videos. I pray he does more of edgy ones

  • @joshuawazny1523
    @joshuawazny1523 5 лет назад +365

    Imagine scrolling down and seeing: "Comments have been disabled."

    • @Kal6933
      @Kal6933 5 лет назад +10

      Alina May is a reason why comments would be disabled lol

    • @whatthedogdoin5591
      @whatthedogdoin5591 5 лет назад +1

      Alina May Go to hecc

    • @rugger8787
      @rugger8787 5 лет назад +1

      Alina May giving up self hope is not what im interested in

    • @thejellybeangamer3284
      @thejellybeangamer3284 5 лет назад +1

      Alina May remember when that actually happened 😭

    • @Hobo_Elf
      @Hobo_Elf 5 лет назад

      Yusuf Ayhan Good advertisement to your channel 👍🏻

  • @lxshya3992
    @lxshya3992 5 лет назад +3747

    0:22 translates to:
    "You should be sorry for your sins. They will finish you. You stand no chance against them. You will die by their hands. Now suffer"
    Here, 'they' are the creepy Teletubbies

  • @nilimadubey9597
    @nilimadubey9597 5 лет назад +859

    Pewdiepie: Enter cursed comments
    Vox: Now we can frick him up

  • @starsheepgaming33
    @starsheepgaming33 2 года назад +3

    0:21 Translation:
    "You must repent for your sins.
    They will destroy you.
    You stand no chance.
    You will die at his hand.
    Repent."
    Translated from Hindi

  • @PCAMY
    @PCAMY 5 лет назад +2160

    The text is in Hindi and it literally means...
    “You must repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die on his hand. Express sincere regret.”

    • @kapishsachdev0704
      @kapishsachdev0704 5 лет назад +40

      Yep I'm Indian and I read too

    • @irfanraza3812
      @irfanraza3812 5 лет назад +91

      But the hindi in that comment feels like it has been google translated.

    • @CyberRacer
      @CyberRacer 5 лет назад +58

      Language of the t series

    • @Rise876
      @Rise876 5 лет назад +11

      I imagined it to be more satanic.

    • @lumengentium2365
      @lumengentium2365 5 лет назад

      HAHAHA LAMO

  • @brendanjrice7307
    @brendanjrice7307 5 лет назад +2653

    Pewdiepie: I’m not getting mone-
    Ad: *now this looks like a job for me*

    • @kevinhowe543
      @kevinhowe543 5 лет назад +22

      Ad: So everybody- Just please watch me!

    • @AK-rj7zv
      @AK-rj7zv 5 лет назад +5

      Ad: cz it feels so broke, without me

    • @TheMetalTempestYT
      @TheMetalTempestYT 5 лет назад

      @@AK-rj7zv feels so empty without me lol

    • @acolyte9716
      @acolyte9716 5 лет назад +2

      666th like

    • @shrek-chan3492
      @shrek-chan3492 5 лет назад

      I love this comment and the replies

  • @idotrocket5584
    @idotrocket5584 5 лет назад +363

    Pewdiepie: I’d frik a duck
    Media: Pewdiepie supports animal abuse

  • @blackprophet_6981
    @blackprophet_6981 2 года назад +47

    How many people can actually read the thumnail......

    • @lupa2020
      @lupa2020 5 месяцев назад +3

      At least 3

    • @Nonononowh_213
      @Nonononowh_213 4 месяца назад +1

      What does it say

    • @apurvagarg
      @apurvagarg 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Nonononowh_213 well roughly it translates to, you should be sorry for your sins, he will destroy you, you don’t stand a chance , you’ll regret for your sins😂😂😂

    • @RikaSchlarp
      @RikaSchlarp 3 месяца назад

      frog

  • @ethancop9359
    @ethancop9359 5 лет назад +870

    Article: the person most likely to kill you is yourself
    Me: not if I kill him first

  • @tylerhunt8425
    @tylerhunt8425 5 лет назад +875

    "I'd frick a duck"
    *then proceeds to say*
    "I've lost all faith in humanity"
    EDIT: holy crap I got hella likes out of no where

  • @CK-801
    @CK-801 4 года назад +6342

    I really like felix's queen Elizabeth voice

    • @laythsc4973
      @laythsc4973 4 года назад +15

      Andrew Aguinaga ?

    • @smcsvlogs
      @smcsvlogs 4 года назад +14

      Andrew Aguinaga what does this mean

    • @markelnoah9210
      @markelnoah9210 4 года назад +4

      @@laythsc4973 it means

    • @hajrahsultan6660
      @hajrahsultan6660 4 года назад +16

      Thats probably because it actually is her voice...

    • @jobu7916
      @jobu7916 4 года назад +5

      Saw this while watching that one. Lol

  • @DLCpersian
    @DLCpersian 3 года назад +29

    6:56 this didn't age well

  • @idotrocket5584
    @idotrocket5584 5 лет назад +2205

    “Actual superheroes”
    “They killed my dad”
    Pewdiepie: Laughs like a maniac

  • @watersheep9722
    @watersheep9722 5 лет назад +2456

    I decided to put my favorite quotes all together:
    *”I’d frick a duck”*
    *”for legal reasons that’s a joke”*
    *”my salsa taste a ballsack”*

    • @sock6373
      @sock6373 5 лет назад +2

      Watch my video it's a song version of it also please post it on his sub reddit

    • @chriscarguy
      @chriscarguy 5 лет назад +6

      Water Sheep also. “I walked my dog 5 miles today... I ran over 5 miles today”

    • @deadmanself
      @deadmanself 5 лет назад +2

      Water Sheep i made a dog name nigga and died on lava in minecraft

    • @farrahhussain5288
      @farrahhussain5288 5 лет назад +1

      @@xtentacioncy3513 omg you watch pewdiepie

    • @goblin3633
      @goblin3633 5 лет назад +2

      @@farrahhussain5288 that's not the real lil nas lol, he would probably have the check if he was the real one.

  • @anubhavvardhan5375
    @anubhavvardhan5375 5 лет назад +304

    The first comment was actually in hindi and it says
    "You will pay for your sins. They will destroy you. You have no chance. You will die on his hand. Feel remorse."

    • @Skoopers
      @Skoopers 5 лет назад +19

      Thank you I was looking for a comment like urs

    • @smilefenn4813
      @smilefenn4813 5 лет назад +7

      lol why tho I wonder what happened to the dude who sent the message saying hi

    • @ryanfadh
      @ryanfadh 5 лет назад +3

      Thanks

    • @gagannnnn
      @gagannnnn 5 лет назад +4

      Bruh I thought someone said that to pewds in comments, dissappointed as sson as I saw the video :|

    • @Aizen7x7
      @Aizen7x7 5 лет назад +3

      Chacha vidhayak hai hamara

  • @luke-kun9030
    @luke-kun9030 3 года назад +13

    6:29 At least he didn't shit in the shower

  • @yubi-kun958
    @yubi-kun958 5 лет назад +6843

    *I like how blurred words are Completely readable.*

    • @IzukuMidoriya-wy6be
      @IzukuMidoriya-wy6be 5 лет назад +40

      True 😂

    • @Ay_Dey
      @Ay_Dey 5 лет назад +107

      And youtube still accepts them

    • @gogaming1045
      @gogaming1045 5 лет назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/kknJtuFGkXw/видео.html

    • @cinnabun2498
      @cinnabun2498 5 лет назад +102

      Go Gaming stop sending links to get people to view your video

    • @sahramahamed8010
      @sahramahamed8010 5 лет назад +5

      420 likes lol

  • @tabassumyasin7851
    @tabassumyasin7851 4 года назад +6749

    0:21 translates to:
    "You shall be in misery because of your sins. They will demolish you. You won't stand any chance against them. Your death will be in their hands. Misery."
    The grammar is kinda messed up but this is what it means overall.

    • @HavaNDay
      @HavaNDay 4 года назад +145

      Thank you

    • @HavaNDay
      @HavaNDay 4 года назад +97

      @@axnne7152 I believe it's Sanskrit, could be something else though

    • @jairajwanshi3281
      @jairajwanshi3281 4 года назад +369

      @@HavaNDay its hindi:) my mother tongue

    • @dragonballsuper9219
      @dragonballsuper9219 4 года назад +65

      Hindi

    • @dragonballsuper9219
      @dragonballsuper9219 4 года назад +127

      I may correct you ...you must atone yours sins. They will destroy you. The next line is wrong ..... . You will be killed by them(sins).

  • @prayformeplease
    @prayformeplease 4 года назад +16

    2:32 i named my dog awesome so i can tell people that I am fucking awesome 🤔

  • @nosummernocry
    @nosummernocry 5 лет назад +292

    pewdiepie this whole video: "for legal reasons that's a joke"

  • @yeetdude887
    @yeetdude887 5 лет назад +916

    "MY SALSA TASTE A BALL SACK" - Pewdiepie, 2019

    • @maki9034
      @maki9034 5 лет назад +8

      I couldn’t stop laughing at that bit

    • @gascloudz3894
      @gascloudz3894 5 лет назад +1

      420 likes 🤟🏽

    • @Acruxia
      @Acruxia 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh, there's some dumbass article about this joke. Clearly someone was offended from that

    • @gothstitchedupdoll1350
      @gothstitchedupdoll1350 5 лет назад

      nenw cnndeeel

    • @d_y_n_a_m_o
      @d_y_n_a_m_o 5 лет назад

      The meaning: "My salsa is licking a ball sack..."

  • @ahmetozturk9227
    @ahmetozturk9227 5 лет назад +582

    "The comments made in this video is purely sarcasm or hyperbole, do not take him seriously."
    in case the media reads the comments

    • @caniscerulean
      @caniscerulean 5 лет назад +3

      Why would they ever do that? They don't want to know what actual people think!

    • @zurihodgins9035
      @zurihodgins9035 5 лет назад

      Thank you

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 5 лет назад +3

      Man the media always gets infected with the cursed r/W-to-the-quadruple-O-to-the-S-H

    • @Ausbals
      @Ausbals 5 лет назад

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 r/woooosh noob ha gottem

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 5 лет назад

      @@Ausbals answering my hint 👍
      Calling me a noob 🖕
      Context goes either way so... Err... Does expecting both or more appropriate things counteract the r/woooosh like r/youfellforitfool gets countered with r/tooweaktooweak (hinjaku hinjaku)???

  • @soumilgupta2257
    @soumilgupta2257 3 года назад +13

    the thing's translation- you should pay for your sins, they will destroy you, You have no chance(idk it's not a proper sentence), you will die by his hand(literally translated on his hand), Be scared/ suffer. I was rewatching old videos and couldn't find a translation so here it is

  • @Ikitsuu
    @Ikitsuu 5 лет назад +1750

    PewDiePie: I'd frick a duck
    PETA: *_hmm, interesting_*

  • @flickxpe3690
    @flickxpe3690 5 лет назад +2778

    I feel sorry for this dude cause if he does one stupid thing then the media will go crazy

    • @MrFlexNC
      @MrFlexNC 5 лет назад +62

      He doesnt seem to care considering this vid

    • @YoungAsznee
      @YoungAsznee 5 лет назад +25

      He's a multimillionaire and freshly married a beautiful girl. How can you be sorry for someone like that?

    • @lemonaid8272
      @lemonaid8272 5 лет назад +58

      The media is full of dummies. I support pewds n he said he does not endorse anything in the vid. He should be good👍

    • @salmanahmed3071
      @salmanahmed3071 5 лет назад +47

      the media goes crazy even if he doesnt do anything so like

    • @PawanTanaySingh
      @PawanTanaySingh 5 лет назад

      @@lemonaid8272 true dat

  • @averybelle1301
    @averybelle1301 5 лет назад +1104

    RUclips: “Number One Trending For Gaming”
    Gaming.
    *Gaming*

    • @chad8251
      @chad8251 5 лет назад +7

      youtube algorithm he is a gamer so his trending would be on gaming even when he does something else and thats why it is trending

    • @randomlyrandom129
      @randomlyrandom129 5 лет назад

      It is number 4

    • @yjako
      @yjako 5 лет назад +3

      G A M I N G

    • @arunahmb_2435
      @arunahmb_2435 5 лет назад

      Its nr. 22 now...

    • @imthesins
      @imthesins 5 лет назад

      Ignore my name

  • @gravitydefyingpineapple9915
    @gravitydefyingpineapple9915 4 года назад +21

    Pewds:"i have a bad feeling about this video"
    Also pewds: *proceeds to upload it

  • @yashdhivar9829
    @yashdhivar9829 5 лет назад +771

    0:22
    It translates to
    "You should regret for your sins. They will destroy you. You will not stand a chance. You will die in his hand. Regret..."

    • @1rudrakshsharma
      @1rudrakshsharma 5 лет назад +26

      Hahah, it's in devnagri🚩😂

    • @blaiseyunforgotten795
      @blaiseyunforgotten795 5 лет назад +72

      T series is really starting to become dark...

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 5 лет назад +68

      @@blaiseyunforgotten795 Lol, not every Indian thingy is T-Series.

    • @MuseEgg
      @MuseEgg 5 лет назад +2

      Haha

    • @bhavikdarolia
      @bhavikdarolia 5 лет назад +5

      it is actually funny lmao

  • @strawb3rry_jam
    @strawb3rry_jam 5 лет назад +2018

    Me: What if pewdiepie could make a joke without getting hated on?
    Media: *NO*

  • @taarinijohri9897
    @taarinijohri9897 5 лет назад +1154

    The first message is in Hindi xD so funny loooool it says:
    "You should atone for your sins. They will destroy you. You don't stand a chance. You will die at their hands. Suffer."
    Wtf m8
    XDDDDD

    • @crusaderadonis9370
      @crusaderadonis9370 5 лет назад +68

      If teletubbies was produced by Ekta Kapoor.
      *Dramatic cut intensifies*

    • @redsnackthenotsocoherent1344
      @redsnackthenotsocoherent1344 5 лет назад +47

      Thanks for translating and sharing

    • @natalialecce7111
      @natalialecce7111 5 лет назад +19

      Thank you! I really wanted to know what it meant!

    • @6xadow995
      @6xadow995 5 лет назад +3

      I can read Hindi a little bit. But I understand almost everything.

    • @roboknightt04
      @roboknightt04 5 лет назад +1

      I dont wanna be killed by teletubbies

  • @ranggateman
    @ranggateman 3 года назад +3

    I wonder why That Error
    Translate To CuRßeD TeXT
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  • @cassetteking6488
    @cassetteking6488 5 лет назад +1726

    "My salsa taste a ballsack"
    -Felix 2019

    • @CFM2
      @CFM2 5 лет назад +3

      Alyssa Cat I’ve seen better
      Jk it’s a joke i haven’t seen them

    • @anonym9929
      @anonym9929 5 лет назад +5

      @Alyssa Cat i tink not tott! stopp!

    • @lukespaeth7787
      @lukespaeth7787 5 лет назад +4

      @Alyssa Cat So, you tasted the salsa????

    • @user-qu5bj6ee3o
      @user-qu5bj6ee3o 5 лет назад

      my fav pewds quote is still "i never hesitate to kill a child"

    • @mahlium
      @mahlium 5 лет назад +1

      I couldn't stop laughing when he said it the first time

  • @tumors1670
    @tumors1670 4 года назад +816

    Being kissed when asleep is one of purest form of love
    My sleep paralysis demon:
    Aww so cute

    • @etlttc353
      @etlttc353 4 года назад +12

      Licking the sweats of primal fear isn't a kiss

    • @vwerlg9954
      @vwerlg9954 4 года назад +14

      my sleep paralysis always split my legs so he can put his special meat from other dimensions 😤😔

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 года назад +11

      @@vwerlg9954 😶

    • @nyank0
      @nyank0 4 года назад +5

      @@vwerlg9954 😶

    • @sagar_1019
      @sagar_1019 4 года назад +7

      @@vwerlg9954 r/cursed comments

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 5 лет назад +857

    "MY SALSA. MY SALSA TAST'A BALLSACK!"
    This abberation deserves to be one of his top viewed videos.

  • @nedward1881
    @nedward1881 3 года назад +27

    1:59 me on the first of December

  • @ladychoide
    @ladychoide 5 лет назад +661

    Felix: "probably made someone yawn doing that"
    Me, mid yawn: *°-°*

    • @ash-fc2fw
      @ash-fc2fw 5 лет назад +21

      this comment made me yawn •~•

    • @chris_maxey2282
      @chris_maxey2282 5 лет назад +8

      the comment that said this comment mad me yawn made me yawn

    • @davidwarren29
      @davidwarren29 5 лет назад +1

      Lol same

    • @GridnetGaming
      @GridnetGaming 5 лет назад

      i had the full yawn.....

    • @MDHUSSAIN-li6pm
      @MDHUSSAIN-li6pm 5 лет назад +1

      Space Oddity that expression 😂
      •-•

  • @Travelwithnicolas
    @Travelwithnicolas 5 лет назад +1766

    “Humanity was a Mistake”
    - Pewdiepie 2019

    • @maximilianschaak7555
      @maximilianschaak7555 5 лет назад +2

      Cant take that for real cuz in the same video he told us that he'd frick a duck

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk 5 лет назад

      Agree

    • @MessiMagic5000
      @MessiMagic5000 5 лет назад +7

      @Dislike Challenge No it isn't it's shit

    • @-cutie-9816
      @-cutie-9816 5 лет назад

      I mean, it's true

    • @robgabmac
      @robgabmac 5 лет назад

      I smell a new meme template coming

  • @mr.bluependant1871
    @mr.bluependant1871 5 лет назад +618

    It is honestly sad that we’ve gotten to the point where Felix has to insert a disclaimer after ANYTHING edgy.

    • @ryreyraph
      @ryreyraph 5 лет назад +42

      @Anna May I checked it. Your pliplop's too dangley

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 5 лет назад +1

      @Anna May No Begone.

    • @nicorobin8761
      @nicorobin8761 5 лет назад +10

      It's hard for him because Felix has edgy humor. He always has but being politically correct is more important to him nowadays. I don't blame him though, he has a family and just wants to enjoy life. Before if he got into any controversies it was just him, but now he has to think about Marzia too.

    • @gothstitchedupdoll1350
      @gothstitchedupdoll1350 5 лет назад

      new videos onc ncellel

  • @opiuchi864
    @opiuchi864 5 лет назад +343

    "Hallo? My salsa taste-a ballsack!"
    I'm literally dying!

    • @e.m.2850
      @e.m.2850 5 лет назад +4

      I cried at that part

    • @molono1451
      @molono1451 5 лет назад +2

      WHOEVER RUINED THE 69 LIKES IS MY LEAST FAVORITE PERSON

    • @bearman_1826
      @bearman_1826 5 лет назад

      It cracked me up good. XD. I smell a new meme format.

  • @helved807
    @helved807 5 лет назад +1033

    not taking any risks: Pewdiepie does not endorse *Anything* in this video

    • @uncay2769
      @uncay2769 5 лет назад +9

      i swear internet news pages will talk about this video😂😂😂

    • @ghxulish
      @ghxulish 5 лет назад

      CaR_ B0I ISS FAXX

    • @XxThemanwhoisxX
      @XxThemanwhoisxX 5 лет назад

      @@theadventuresofrb1697 www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/danvib/i_just_really_enjoyed_201617_okay/

  • @sirjeffersREBEL
    @sirjeffersREBEL 5 лет назад +1166

    "Humanity was a mistake. Let's just be real here."
    -PewDiePie 2019

  • @nearnever
    @nearnever 2 года назад +16

    7:03 aged pretty well at this time

  • @devrajsinghsandhu8313
    @devrajsinghsandhu8313 4 года назад +5073

    0:23
    It is hindi. It says-
    *"You should atone for your sins. These will obliterate you. You have left no stone unturned. You will die at their hands. Suffer."*
    You're welcome.

    • @robertwilliams6045
      @robertwilliams6045 4 года назад +92

      Why would they tell that to the number guy though

    • @jayantabhattarai9931
      @jayantabhattarai9931 4 года назад +45

      Just added some hard words bakchd

    • @anuj8825
      @anuj8825 4 года назад +62

      Pachhtana is regret . not suffer

    • @debew
      @debew 4 года назад +27

      @@anuj8825 actually that means both

    • @Jo-MM
      @Jo-MM 4 года назад +8

      Why use Google Translate

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 5 лет назад +914

    Felix: "I'd frick a duck."
    Creeper: "Are you challenging me?"

    • @babycarrotbetweenlegs9751
      @babycarrotbetweenlegs9751 5 лет назад +3

      😌😌😌😌😌

    • @gloomsouls
      @gloomsouls 5 лет назад +3

      Don't really get it but I'll give ya a like anyway

    • @KewlKatCutie
      @KewlKatCutie 5 лет назад

      @@gloomsouls original joke was I'd frick a creeper

    • @flyon8368
      @flyon8368 5 лет назад +1

      what happen if felix frick the creeper too..
      *but in the offline video so everyone dunno what his doin*

    • @owhueee2737
      @owhueee2737 5 лет назад +1

      Congrats with 7000@@babycarrotbetweenlegs9751 , your chanell one of 10 chanells i have subed,pewds too☝️😊

  • @dr.bitchcraft168
    @dr.bitchcraft168 5 лет назад +368

    "Let's get real, this video won't get monetized"
    *This video, proceeding to show me 3 adds*

    • @silviafox78
      @silviafox78 5 лет назад +1

      really? when I watched it I didn't get a single ad!

    • @illegallybored
      @illegallybored 5 лет назад +1

      @Yusuf Ayhan your video says 200 likes not 100

    • @KnightofLondor
      @KnightofLondor 5 лет назад

      Demonetized ≠ No ads, it means no money for the creator. (correct me if I'm wrong)

  • @userunknownxx1
    @userunknownxx1 5 лет назад +1861

    Felix: I'd frick a duck
    PETA: ladies and gentlemen we got him

    • @deadmanself
      @deadmanself 5 лет назад +2

      696 likes

    • @kooIaidcats
      @kooIaidcats 5 лет назад +2

      I'm your 666 like. ùwú

    • @richardmeunster8743
      @richardmeunster8743 5 лет назад +3

      Felix: I'd frick a duck
      Peta: We normally just kill every animal we touch. But you do you.

    • @minecrawl913
      @minecrawl913 5 лет назад +2

      You probably play too much reddit and just said likes are upvotes😂

    • @amentalio011
      @amentalio011 5 лет назад

      @@minecrawl913 Hmm yes, I play Reddit too

  • @mmfrru
    @mmfrru 3 года назад +17

    “probably made people yawn by doing that”
    me: *sneezes*

  • @jacobpineiro4863
    @jacobpineiro4863 5 лет назад +122

    Me: ugh I’m bored.....
    RUclips: “cursed comments”

  • @someney
    @someney 5 лет назад +621

    Every single video of Pewds is on trending for gaming since the day he started the Minecraft series

    • @leecrotty658
      @leecrotty658 5 лет назад

      That’s good for business

    • @eman6784
      @eman6784 5 лет назад +4

      Something’s up with youtube, they are noticing pewds now

    • @karinacat8536
      @karinacat8536 5 лет назад

      𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖈𝖐 𝖒𝖞 𝖓𝖚𝖉𝖊 ☞😳 qs

  • @gutsontrees
    @gutsontrees 5 лет назад +4839

    Pewds during the whole video:
    *for legal reasons that’s a joke*

    • @karishma6374
      @karishma6374 5 лет назад +7

      Underrated

    • @darkshadows3972
      @darkshadows3972 5 лет назад +2

      Rewertis lol that is so true

    • @aloisschicklgruber320
      @aloisschicklgruber320 5 лет назад +8

      2019, you cant be funny.
      Cant wait for 2020

    • @hyrium
      @hyrium 5 лет назад +9

      for legal reasons that’s a joke
      for legal reasons that’s a joke
      for serious Indian mafia please dont kill me that's a joke

    • @VanityEnjoyer
      @VanityEnjoyer 5 лет назад

      Haha ur cursed u have 999 likes

  • @yooowassup3468
    @yooowassup3468 3 года назад +21

    The way he blurred those curse words killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johannesholm9642
    @johannesholm9642 5 лет назад +1087

    Pewdiepie: Enter cursed comments
    Vox: Now we can frick him up

    • @actualgarbage8549
      @actualgarbage8549 5 лет назад +13

      @Anny May No

    • @baxutsy5772
      @baxutsy5772 5 лет назад +1

      Dank Boiii frick frack

    • @FBI-dr4bk
      @FBI-dr4bk 5 лет назад +1

      @Anny May no

    • @watgoog
      @watgoog 5 лет назад +1

      *My video are better than PewDiePie! Like so he can see!!* #FACT

    • @saxykeys9968
      @saxykeys9968 5 лет назад +1

      @@watgoog we waste our limited resources on people like you

  • @idotrocket5584
    @idotrocket5584 5 лет назад +1873

    “Did someone dip their balls in this?”
    -Pewdiepie 2019

  • @Nytxite
    @Nytxite 5 лет назад +363

    "I'd frick a duck"
    *PartyInTheBackyard breathes heavily*

    • @LawyerS_YT
      @LawyerS_YT 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO

    • @StrangerHappened
      @StrangerHappened 5 лет назад +1

      *Quackity breathes not lighter.*

    • @sarcoono5551
      @sarcoono5551 5 лет назад +2

      Have a good day or night wherever you are in this wonderful world!
      (let's make it wonderful)

    • @Aleula
      @Aleula 5 лет назад +1

      Marzia: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ammonphipps9333
      @ammonphipps9333 5 лет назад

      Blip blop