I will get in trouble for this (not good) /r/cursedcomments #58 [REDDIT REVIEW]
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Pewdiepie: "I'm a gamer" within the first ten seconds
RUclips: make this #1 trending for gaming
Pewdiepie puts his tags in his video
@@swevenioo_1470 yea but it isnt set to gaming
Big brain comment
JODisHere hey jod , your self promo is working
Help win the pewdiepie subscriber showdown
Pewds: "I dont understand war. I'm Swedish."
Viking ancestors: *"Shame"*
Part of me can see PewDiePie as a Viking and idk why
Charles XII : *"Shame"*
Raiding ‘aint war bro.
@Karina Cat do you even know what
€ and Ć means
@@luciferseven9177 it is a war crime tho
Y’all, he’s still monetized. It’s a miracle
Oi
Oi
Oi
@@user-pv4zj7sm6v Oi
Oi
"I'm Swedish, I don't understand war."
*Denmark & Norway will remember that*
Pewdiepie: “For legal reasons that’s a joke”
JODisHere hey buddy, I’m just hear to talk shit and drink, now you can either be a part of that or not, but you have to behave.
It's not a joke. He doesn't understand that Japan was raping the world, and refused to usrrender. Nukes were necessary
original
JODisHere c
JODisHere cc.ccccc,
Video starts with old intro everyone
It’s enough to make a 19 year old cry
@@MrDankTM you look like chokma tbh
Unusual Facts he already did....
And that’s okay...
Black Skeleton your damn right
@Unusual Facts he already married her so what's the use?
Pewdiepie: “I’m Swedish I don’t understand war”
Bjorn Ironside: “Were did we go wrong”
Bjorn was danish but I see your point xd
Ragnar lothbrok : shame on my descendants
@@HubertCzuprynski nah he was Swedish
@@HubertCzuprynski bruh just one google search
@@josefjohansson8128 one Google search and you're wrong, he was swedish king but he was Danish :)
Pewds: "I'm Swedish I don't know war"
Poland: "I'll remember that"
it was WW2 on a smaller scale
Imagine getting shouted at out of a car window by PewDiePie.
@CerenitiSlays I don’t know if I would be embarrassed or happy or both probably both
you don't have to imagine if u throw eggs at him.
ProbabIy_ Not r/cursedcomments
i dont know if i wanna like this or just keep it at 420 likes
Nikko REDDIT LINKS DON’T WORK ON RUclips YOU NORMIE
“They have a lot of spiders in uk”
Laughs in Australian
australia has many creatures
In Australia they call them “neighbors”
How does it sound like?
Literally had a nightmare about spiders chasing me just last night
*looks up to ceiling* hey friends
Pewds: "Let's deep throat this cactus"
Me, an intellectual: "Cocktus"
e
H
Nani?
G
y
"I would use baby groot to cook baby yoda for my baby yoda stew."
"Baby yoda flavored baby yoda"
thats gay
I would like but you at 69
I would like to go on record and state that was the cutest most wholesome and dorkiest thing I've ever heard him say btw
youtube: new harassment policy!!
pewds: time to make all the edgy content i can
@@MrDankTM
Whot?
He's probably testing it out just to see where the lines are
Mmmm. I love pickles 🤤
Brup
I am the 666th to like
He's gonna get in trouble and I love the fact that he knows it
Karina Cat you’re a bot
JODisHere your channel is trash lel
Nothing in this video could get him in trouble. At worst it won't be monetized
No he ain’t. He put water tags over
F
When your just walking home and your favourite RUclips yell at you
*"N I C E A S S D U M B A S S"*
*confused screaming*
Lol
Aaahhhhhhhhhh!
I'll throw a stone at their car so that atleast he talks to me :'(
LOL
Grammar has left da chat
That big pp water splash analogy was the most legit thing I've heard
BiG BrAiN TiMe
Pewdiepie: "this video is never getting monetized."
RUclips: "#1 trending for gaming."
Egg is egging
@@TheDailyEgg hi
*2
@@TheDailyEgg thanks I hate egg, and I'm a eggpert
Uh #2 trending
Felix: "My name is peeewdiepiee"
*this does put a smile on my face*
Cool
In captions “how’s it going bros my name is baby”
@@WRD_Y mmm yes
This is my first time watching this video and when he did that it made my heart so happy, I’ve missed him saying that so much
If anyone’s wondering, mosquitoes tend to go after the person who has the highest body temperature in the group. So if they ignore Pewds when Marzia is around, it’s probably because Marzia is _literally_ hotter than him.
Sincerely,
A cold bitch with a hot husband, no mosquitoes for me 👊🏻
If your husband is hotter than you aren't you cooler tha him.
That last sentence is beautiful
@@chonaturallo5281 _no..._
What tf did I just read...
It's actually people whose blood group is O positive
Felix: This video is definitely not getting monetized.
The video: Are you sure about that?
Pewdiepie: "this video is never getting monetized."
RUclips: "This is clearly not kids content....MONETIZED!"
Yes and egg
@Yusuf Ayhan Stop!
@Yusuf Ayhan absolutely not
“I don’t but that’s not the last time he left an Asian hanging.”
*deep inhale*
BRUHHHH
JODisHere yo Jod remember me?
Saya anak indonesia😂 ga ngerti ngomong apa sih
"Alright guys, hope you guys enjoyed this episode of Reddit review cursed comments"
11:01
Funfact:
Mosquitos like some bloodtypes more than others
O negative
2:15
Imagine being on the backseat of the car listening to kids bop looking at the window, then Pewds Opens the window and It's about to scream while Marzia is saying "No" continuously and looking angry at the same time and... I just realized that I'm not that interesting and that I don't have any reason to be alive. IITE Imma log out life see ya...
You ok man?
Pewdiepie: "I will get in trouble for this"
Vox: *Aggressively clicks on video*
@@MrDankTM Cringe
totally bad boyz for life
Peterpan flies higher and faster, best comment..
*Felix after reading the whole tweet*
Also Felix: “ Ew no I’m not reading that”
JODisHere hi
As it's called "I'm not reading that aloud."
lol
Lol
J C t
6:10 that was the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life
i dont know why
Pewds:"The mosquitoes always go for Marzia"
Me: LOOK AT THOSE SIMPS
When he calls you “bro’s” instead of “19 year olds”
I didn't know you have a 1805 execution on Steve profile picture
Noble Spades omg 💀
Wtf is ur profile pic
We'e clearly doing a full cycle with the names
Michelle Obama foot cream A hanging Steve XD
"How's it going, bros? My name is PEEEEEEWDIEPIIIIE"
9 year old me: The madlad did it.
NoahC we are 19 now tho
We are 19 tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
NoahC you should not be on here
19 yearold*
@@MrDankTM love him or hate him... He's spitting straight fax
"And they told me plague doctor wasn't a viable career path. Who's laughing now?" 2020 is laughing.
12:35 into the vid answer: Japan didn’t surrender
His apologies are funnier than the actual jokes themselves.
@@fwuffy_cloud dear god
Halo Light JOD isn’t a bot, he’s literally just commenting everywhere
@@mythic6117 no we were not talking about JOD there was another bot post that seems to of auto deleted there comment.
Nice
Felix talking about the use of the Atomic Bomb is honestly amazing. Can HE be the guy to run our country?
I just watched his latest cursed comments video, wow, he changes his personality very often
That plague doctor one hits different now
Bruh trueee
Oof
I was looking for this
Bruh fr
Who else came to comments for this comment
Pewds: “Cursed comments is the worst subreddit”
Me: *laughs in r/noahgettheboat*
Alina Way, no.
😂
*laughs in r/yff*
JODisHere stop
@@MrDankTM ur gei
"I was driving Marzia"
The reason why you don't get bitten by mosquitos but Marzia does is because a woman's body is a little bit warmer than a man's body, so when a man and a woman are together in the same room mosquitos will be most likely to go after the woman
I always knew men were colder than women
I gotta get married!!
BULLSHIT
Veritasium made a video about this. It's kind of related to the blood type I think. In any particular group, I seem to attract mosquitos the most
Sexism
This video is just Felix having an existential crisis after youtube's new policy
Lmao right
@@MrDankTM stop spamming on felixs videos
Plot twist
M 1 *omg pewdiepie commented on my video*
@@MrDankTM ur a dead channel my guy I'm sorry
PewDiePie: RUclips’s ugly
RUclips: hey let’s put this on trending
10,000 subscribers before Christmas no
RUclips has no control over trending small brain
TTV - Golds no no it’s big brain because pewdiepie content
The girl I like likes me back
Lol
4:48
When your high school crush becomes a Karen.
Oof
When you see someone with their pants down like that just remind them that trend started in prison to let other prisoners know they were DTF.
Marzia: “FeLui sToP, tHaT’s MeAn...”
Felix: “I’m hëlping I’m hëlping!”
Why would she call him that
SUGAS ARMYYY who tf is Felui?
@@jessicaa.1894 FeLuigi
Hëlpung
Ehh ë is not a swedish letter
“ *for legal reasons that’s a joke* “
omg is this the famous JODisHere I used to fight with MrDank in the comments of his looped videos lmao
Please Indian Mafia don't kill me it's a joke. You now know you have to reply with the rest of the lyrics to bith lasagna you have no choice
CarterM ➊ i actually thought you were verified
But but
3:16 That list has a sequel which began roughly at the same time he uploaded this video
that last joke hit me like a brick wall
"This video is not gonna get monetized"
**gets 1# on trending**
@Karina Cat There are children here
@@MrDankTM you're actually saying something I agree on. The world is truly ending.
in gaming
Largestella *omg pewdiepie commented on my video*
Got an ad before the video too
Felix: “putting red in the thumbnail doesn’t work”
Also Felix: *puts red in the thumbnail*
تبادل
@Karina Cat 🤗
It's cause the video will be demonetizated.
/ are whoosh
Wtf is up with the replies on these comments?
It's been a year already, feels like yesterday.
Are we gonna talk about the bgm he uses in his cursed comments video.
PewDiePie:” it’s guaranteed to get me in trouble”
RUclips: “Hey everyone! #1 on trending!”
Axel Mad Lad I wanted to like this comment but ur at 69 likes so I’ll let you have this victory
@@lilyf.3962 like now it has passed away :(
#1 trending for gaming! (for some reason)
You mean #13 trending on gaming?
Don't let this distract you from egg
Felix: “this video will not get monetised”
Me: gets 6 ads
Nope i got none🤷🏻♂️
Also finish watching the video sees no ads anymore that is some 15 minutes of fame
I got one😂
I got 6 after watching there were none
JODisHere I will literally go in your stream and spam waffles
1:57 he said the "yesterday" exactly the same way Jacksfilms does.
The first nuke was necessary to prevent a quarter of a million American deaths in a mainland siege on Japan similar to D-day but like 100 times worse. It is the second nuke that is debatable whether it was necessary or not
Why don't they just nuke their military base then? Or the side of the siege? Why tf at the civilian city?
This is pewdiepie not caring about the rules anymore. He is ready to retire.
LineEmUp u saw it too?
I don't think that's true, I think he just needs a break. Stop reading so much into shit, this is how articles get written.
@@duckscitomaster1308 yea. I saw it too.
Dammit I dont think anyone got the reference
Well... I FKN LIKE THE FACT THAT HE DON'T CARE ANYMORE. It's more fun.
Well I mean he's said he'd do videos regardless if he was being paid for it or not i.e he's already saved more than enough money to live comfortably
Felix: Makes video
RUclips: Demonetizes it
Felix: TRIES to get demonetized
RUclips: nope
@@MrDankTM Are you gonna be in every reply right now?
@@santhasarmugm4212 he been doing this reply on every video i know lol
@@bachtran4434 He's gonna do it for 10 hours. He is live right now.
Sagging your pants below your butt in prison is LITERALLY telling others in there you are open to them. I always wonder how many people that do that in society are aware of that fact while thinking they’re badasses.
The reason they dropped two bombs is that the emperor didn't surrender immediately after the first one. The reason the bombs were dropped at all is because there was a planned invasion of Japan, which would have killed far more people than dropping the bombs. The atom bombs were actually a way to prevent loss of life.
Talking bout WW
That is very true actually... someone did their hw.
How's it going bros it's PewDiePie
19 year old: is he ok
Fake Bros : How's it going bros it's PewDiePie
Real Bros : *How's it going bros My name is PewDiePie*
Shovel Knight oof
How's it going bros it's ₚₑwdᵢₑₚᵢₑ
I honestly checked to see if I'd clicked on a 2017 vid by accident
My nemma jyeff
Amirite?
“I don’t understand war, I’m Swedish.”
Forgot Vikings were a thing.
@Thor and who exactly is invading Sweden at the moment?
@@joyqq feminists, regresive left, antifa... do I need to continue?
Well vikings lived like 1000 years ago 🤔
@Thor explain??
Joshua Kreeger the Vikings were originally from Denmark. Although you can say that Sweden invented modern line infantry tactics but that’s to complicated.
11:45 I just love this part
This is probably the most monetised pewdipie video ever, 4 adds lol, could not have expected cursed comments to come out as a blessing
Felix: I would drink Baby Yoda's smoothie
Also Felix: *currently trying to stay monitized*
Rajab Rehan *omg pewdiepie commented on my video*
He said the magical words at the start. He finally said his intro
He SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!!
Im from 2021 it all comes back
@@r.4403 Im from 2022 and I can confirm that.
@@RealToxicz I'm from 2060 and he becomes the emperor of the world
I'm from 2079... He's playing amnesia and penumbra again
I just realize how much editing went into this video, Amazing
1:45
Thanos:
👁 👁
👄
Felix: "I don't understand war. I'm Swedish."
Viking ancestors: "Shame"
I subscribed to you!
Copied from last video or even earlier.
@@user-zg5hc8mi1i no he is the same guy with the other comment but i think the other comment is gone
Well... we haven't been in a war in over 200 years.
The vikings were mostly norwegian not swedish
RUclips: So we have a new harassment policy for you...
PewDiePie: *Time for edgy content*
Alyssa Way
No
@@MrDankTM sup JOD!!
I wonder if he can get away with it with all the subtext and pee-pee poo-poo codes
Lol
5:47
No. I don't remember doing that. And frankly, I'm concerned for you
I love the 6:05 part
Felix: *goes on cursed subreddit*
RUclips: “So you have chosen...death”
JOD tf are u doin here XD
Lol but its still monetized
@@MrDankTM ?????
@@MurdaPurda For now.
RUclips is the evil corporate ceo
Who wants to take over the world
Love how he's low key trying to get in trouble.
Life's more fun when triggering snowflakes.
@@kristoffer8609 m249 them
@@kristoffer8609 Ew you used snowflakes unironically. Gross
@@legin3753 remember no russians
Using his time well while he's still here
Don’t forget the damn apostroff! 😂
Felix: I've never gotten a mosquito bite
Me: *war flashbacks to the time I forgot bug spray for one night when camping and counted over 80 bites on my legs, possibly over 100*
Me: Good
Edit: added the background info because it was lacking a little
Pewds: I don't understand war I'm swedis
Vikings: should we tell him
Swedish vikings were not good at their thing. Danish vikings were a lot more effective.
@Bakasyrup
It depends on what you consider to be "their thing". Swedish vikings had close ties with the Byzantine empire, a unique river trading network, and basically founded Russia.
@@RileyRivalle2 I thought the Rus vikings founded Rusia
@Bingo Bango
The Rus people were Swedish vikings. I don't think there's such a thing as "Rus vikings", or at least it's not a commonly used term for them.
technically pewds is saying the right thing. Because of Sweden's policy in 1810 (CMIIW), Sweden chose to be neutral in both world wars
Felix: doesn't like spiders
Australians: 🙃🕷️
spider my enemy
Help win the pewdiepie subscriber showdown
@@MrDankTM Hello there.
Pewdiepie: the spiders in UK are huge and scary.
Australia: hold my beer
Pewds: why are they so many spiders in the uk
Australians: 🗿
It’s fucked, I live in Australia and I went to take a sip of water from a glass next to my bed and there was a wolf spider in it
6:20
“Pp bigger if closer to water..”
Confirmed evidence that pewds sits down when he pee.
You mean hover down
Confident men don't need to prove themselves by standing up to pee.
@Karina Cat no
*"If you have big peepee, make small peepee sounds"*
Worlds to truly live by.
Words*??
_Worlds_ to live by?
You can get together 😉😉
Infortunetly its words i want to live by.. But cant
@@MrDankTM reporting your 2nd spammed comment so far
12:31 like neptune said: "It's even funnier the second time!"
7:00 wtf
“Apostraf”
- PewDiePie
Since when are there sex bots YT?
StroopwafelSpeelt for your pleasure
It's pronounced "ApostrOf" in Russian, for example. If English guys wanted it to sounds "Aposstrophy" why didn't they spell it like that, am I right, fellow grammers?
Here b4 2.3k likes
In Swedish it is apostrof so probs why he thought it was pronounced that way
PewDiePie: I'm scared of cursed comments
r/Noahgettheboat: *laughs in maniac*
Alina May N O
@@MrDankTM you're a madlad for replying to every comment you see
Really ❤️❤️
No Rita
@@MrDankTM good stream keep it up
The best kind of "I understood so I guess some sanity is left"
3:19 aged extra well
The "How's it goin Bros, my name is PewDiePie" brings so much nostalgia. And loved that there was so many edgy jokes in here despite RUclips being all over everyone and trying to keep everyone family friendly
My dad raped me from when I was 3 until I was 24. I was raped every day at least 5x daily. When I sit down to poo all I have to do is give it one good push and it all comes out by itself. Family friendly is a little more than just saying “boomer” for me.
@@olivergarcia4259 Sorry to hear that buddy, I hope that even with all the bad things you have gone through you can still find joy and happiness in your life. Stay strong.
@@MrDankTM did u know PewDiePie is quitting youtube Google sead it and keem is about to say it
@@analuizafelixdesouza6336 He was joking...
PewDiePie: I don’t understand war, I’m a Swedish
Swedish Vikings and Swedish empires: Are we a joke to you?
he never inherit his grandfather's will to invade Norway, they have no defense.
iPad Pro ja asså de va ju 300 år sen..
Finland be sitting off to the side like, "Pfft I have this one guy with a sniper rifle that could kill both your armies."
There have been over 100 explosives attacks in Sweden this year alone.
Till the last finnish ofcourse
1:59 "I was driving Marzia , home "
Now we know Marzia is DaMarzia
this random internet video of a Swedish man browsing internet jokes has higher viewership than the 2020 Emmy awards, and this is truly random: I'm sure there are more popular videos.
does everyone just forget felix is swedish when they mock his pronunciation lmao, he's not pronouncing it wrong, he's pronouncing it swedishly.
@@MrDankTM why do i see you EVERYWHERE
But pronouncing it ”swedishly” is WRONG!
@@MrDankTM ah I saw your stream and subscribed
@@Kallixede
F
@@Kallixede check his yt channel
Pewdiepie: I hate spiders there’s so many in UK
Australia: hold my VB
Hold my bagged milk
If that was a dock spider, and I have my doubts, they are usually way chubbier and fuzzier, they can barely hurt with a bite. They do get pretty big though.
*beer
Us Australian love Beers more than a simple bloody juice box.
Hold my popper*
Idky we call them that but it’s the truth
Lmao Australians DO call it a juice box. Who tf calls it popper.
3:30 he talked about a nuclear fallout... were living a fallout now
3:15 corona....
It's sad that pewds had to clarify everytime and flash on the screen that it's either sarcasm or hyperbole 😞
It was partially a joke I think
@@tepidum3997 *PARTIALLY*
@@tepidum3997 shhh don't let the FTC know
That’s what happens when you’re chased by journalists whose highest level of education is kindergarten and a side of tumblr posts
i read that as hyperbowl
*Felix:* "Pewdiepie does not encourage or endorse anything in this video!"
*Also felix:* buy my merch!
Suck
Lolol
Stonks
xD
Danio *omg pewdiepie commented on my video*
3:11 baby soda
Pewdiepie: I’m a gamer
RUclips: Give this man a #1 on gaming trending
JODisHere when a guy with nearly 300k followers has you in a vid ;-;
Pewdiepie is quiting RUclips until 2021
Lol
IT HAPPENED IN THE US
TJ MCHPIE youtube Logic at it finest
Pewdiepie: starts a Terraria series
His fans: yay finally
Pewdiepie: does 4 episodes then doesn’t upload for a week
*Sad 19 year old noises
No offense, but for me its kinda boring...
@@itz_galaxyfam6626 same here lol
It's on his Dlive.
he did them in a livestream, having a bunch of people tell you what to do instead of just figuring out yourself is kind of boring.