With stuff like UsUK, it's not technically incestuous, but I just find it a bit weird. You adopt a little brother, later he disowns you, then later you two have a romantic relationship? I mean they're countries, but it just feels odd to think about.
Hayley Duhamel wasn’t there like 48 German states that were united by Prussia to make Germany? All of them count as brothers too and are also germania’s children. So that’s 78!? Unless you already counted them Germania has ALOT of kids!
Germania: So what are you doing tonight? HetaFacts: NOT YOU!!! Me: *puts shades on HetaFacts* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET REKT BOI!!
@Demonic toaster strudel Technjcally, it's not fucking clumps of land-it's fucking the physical manifestation of the land and it's people. Big difference.
in a way everything is incest, but at the same time... they don't really have parents so no one is related in the conventional sense... so in another way, nothing is incest.
These characters aren't human, so holding them to the human standards of science and morality is ridiculous. I see them as deities whose genetics change over time depending on the influence they have over each other. This is why America has at least a dozen "parents" (not including the indigenous tribes he has unfortunate history with).
Considering we don't know exactly how they are born, it is a possibility that both England and France are his fathers. (England even stated that it looked like Canada inherited France's hair.) In World Twinkle, it showed the HRE countries created Germany. I would love more canon material on country births.
Another reason Quebec is French but we follow the Queen I've always known France and the UK were the two main groups who founded my country And plus we're English speakers who have to be fluent in both English and French to be a politician here
Well..Before Spain existed, there were several kingdoms like Castile, Aragon, Navarre, Andalusia (Granada / Moors / Arabs), Galicia and Portugal, although they are Hispanic and Latino (less Andalusia), have different cultures and etc, Portugal and Galicia believe they would be brothers, they speak the same language, they have the same religion and the same historical and population origin and etc, although they separated, Spain arose only when Castile married Aragon and formed the Kingdom of Spain, so I think Portugal is maybe brother or half brother of Castile and Aragon and that Spain is perhaps then nephew of Portugal .... it's just a theory of course..
America and Lithuania lived together in the comic "Lithuania's outsourcing" set in 1920-1930's America. I quote from the comic "After World War I, Lithuania was so poor that one couldn’t even eat boiled rice in that country. Thus, about one third of the population went to America to seek jobs." The comic follows Lithuania working at America's house, that's why he was there :P Sorry for the text block I just heard you say Lithuania was living with America for no apparent reason and I though there was one. I'm sorry, I could be wrong :P
I have a head canon that whenever there's a significant number of immigrants from a certain country traveling to america, the country personification follows along sometimes. Maybe that's the case for Lithuania.
Historically speaking, Canada was discovered by the Vikings/Nords first and Finland set up a society in Canada. Canada gained independence (full independence in the 1980's where the queen did not influence Canada) way later, but was ''born' first in a way.
A bit late to the party but I would like to say it is not known which of the twins is the oldest. It's a source of debate amongst fans with some claiming their theory as fact despite Hima never confirming anything.
A misconception resulting from a recent strip. England throws out a random answer to Canada questioning who is older. The way England went about suggests he himself had no idea who is older so the question wasn't REALLY answered.
*Presses my hands together* let us all take a step back to realize something *i n h a l e* This is a literal crack comedy themed anime which revolves around guys and gals being personifications of each individual country of the world, going on wacky adventures, turning into cats, sitting around a campfire and singing demonic songs to marshmallows, with few to no real truly canon gay ships, or even straight ones. The show is meant for comedic purposes and some slight educational purposes ONLY. Why get so worked up?? *Exhale* SO CALM YOSELF INTERNET THERE IS NO POINT IN FIGHTING OVER HAND DRAWN PICTURES JUST LET PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OPINION AND GO ON GEEZUS THE MOTO OF THIS SHOW IS 'MAKE PASTA, NOT WAR' SO PLES. take your noodles and get some water.
From What i understod here is that Finland Sweden is bit realated. If Sweden and USA are realated to England and Finland shering genes with USA. Does not that make them realated? Weird they are Married now... well i am still gonna ship it..
Nudde B. Nah I see it's more of like *Nordic settlers come into what is now America*, *magic country genetic stuff happens* *BEHOLD AMERICA THE BASTARD EMBRYO* I mean even if you look at it in terms of language, Swedish is Germanic and Finish is finno-ugric. They are most certainly not related. It's just that because America is such a melting pot of genetics and cultures and his only real birth story is England finding a weird child in a field, it's incredibly hard to logically explain his birth or genetics without having to make up a orgin story reminiscent of a creepy and probably non consensual orgy between a shit ton of countries + some sort of represation of pre colonial America which would most certainly be both horrifying and inappropriate, even for Hetalia.
Hetafacts :*lists off the first round of Germania's kids/grandkid* Germania: .... Scheiße Hetafacts:*lists of more of his brood* Germania: Scheiße theirs more *starts runing*
I would just like to point out that there is a canon comic showing America and Russia getting lunch together as friends. To sum it up, France sees this, is confused, and talks to them about it and Russia and America agree that they have, at least, a decent friendship. I don't really know the name of this comic, but it is out there and canon unless it got deleted or something which would be a shame since it was funny and added some background to the characters. (Plus it's nice to see in canon that America and Russia aren't still bitter over the Cold War since a lot of people in those countries don't hold a grudge for that today.)
Plus it's nice to see in canon that America and Russia aren't still bitter over the Cold War since a lot of people in those countries don't hold a grudge for that today - Nice joke fam. Because they absolutely do. Because just like the Great game, cold war will be over only when everyones dead.
-Ehem- I think a moment from the Angry Birds Movie describes Germania LADIES LETS GET BUSAYYYY Except there is no Red to just be like 'No.' Instead the ladies are just like 'Hm? Sure lets get it on and make new countries'
I think , if Poland have a sister, and brother too! It's Slovakia and Czech Republic, they all are a "West slavic" so if Ukraine,Russia, and Belarusia is "East slavic" they are a "West slavic" cousins?
I think all slavic countries are cousins and east slavic in one family, west slavic in different and south slavic is separated to southwest (the slavic yugoslav counties) and southeast slavic bulgaria and macedonia since they both should be half turkish or central asian
Alright I'm tired of seeing it so I will just come on out and say it. Have some of you fandom people ever considered that maybe nations like Russia and France aren't being as creepy as you think when they ask another nation to call them 'big brother'? When one nation calls another big bro/ big sis it usually means that they are either their blood related younger sibling or a colony within the control of the older nation. If a nation such as France were to ask, lets say Iceland, to be his little brother, it would be like asking if he would become his colony or territory (as France's character likes to say) and therefore adding more technical landmass onto their current amount. Also, it leads to more power and more money. So really it's just a dickish way of saying "make me more powerful!"
I go by the head canon that country relations are based on language groupings (romance, slavic, Germanic, etc), but then the problem is that a lot of pairings like Spamano and Dennor would end up being a bit incestuous (because Spanish and Italian are both romance languages and Danish and Norwegian are both north germanic). So it's probably best to keep actual relations ambiguous (kissing cousins). Regarding the Baltic trio, I disagree about them being completely unrelated to each other--I think Latvia and Lithuania are related (kinda like brothers) because their languages are from the same group, East Baltic (which is the only surviving branch of the Baltic languages--everything else is dead). I agree Estonia is not related to them as a blood brother, but only because Estonian is part of the same language group as Finnish, Finnic-Uralic, which means he and Finland are actually related. That said, I see the Baltics having a brotherly dynamic behind of their geographic location and their shared experience as underlings to Russia.
harrietamidala1691 I agree with you on the Baltic part! I also think they could be related to each other, at least for Latvia and Lithuania. And I’ve found she’s kind of inconsistent in some part of this video. Since you’ve also mentioned about the language group, it makes me sort of weird that at 5:54-6:02 she says, “Since he is related to Sweden, and Norway, Denmark and Iceland also speak Germanic languages, he may be related to them as well.” This part implies that she has considered the fact these countries’ languages have originated from the same root(Germanic language), so they should be classified to Germania’s descendents. But at 5:02-5:08 she also says, “Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia and Finland do not have siblings at all.” Like you said in the comment, Estonia and Finland are from the same language group(Finnic-Uralic). And I also remember Himaruya DID mention in canon that out of Nordic five, Finland is the only one whose language is different from the other! And “It’s more closer to Estonia and Hungary”! So why in Finland and Baltic’s case, she omitted the language factor and just jumped into conclusion that these four are not related at all? While in other four Nordic and Germania’s case, she included the language factor and said they are related?
harrietamidala1691 but then you have all the romance nation's being really watever about each other and only France have this big brother thing, by your logic even Romania would be related to them
LOL, I think nearly all European personifications are somewhat (distant or close) related to each other due to all of them having a common Proto-Indo-European ancestor.
Romano also lived with America at some point as is shown in some of the recent comic strips, its super cute cause Roma actually confides in him a bit and even calls Spain often
This theread kind of reminds me of this long evolution related head cannon that I have. Ask at your own risk. It's long and compicated because, again, I have thrown in evolution.
Me: has no fears You: lietpol is possibly canon Me: one fear - I'm sorry but as a Pole, I honestly don't understand LietPol other than the common wealth... but I do very much idea the ship PolUkr, mostly due to the rich history.. that and being how Feliks most likely would leans towards women realistically, due to Poland being very conservative and such... anyway please don't fight me about this I mean no harm
I mean... I don't think Poland (the character) acts very... conservative. He expresses very traditionally feminine qualities (wearing dresses, liking wicked hipster pink) and that isn't really a conservative thing for a man. But PolUkr sounds quite adorable so thanks for bringing my attention to that! ^^
Great Video! Also, i believe you actually forgot about Portugal and Spain, in one strip they are stated to have the same ancestor, thus making them blood-related in some away.
Meanwhile I don't even care if it's incest or not. The hetalia countries are just all one big family to me even if some of the countries have nothing to do with each other. Kinda reminds me of the ancient greek gods/ godesses who pretty much just slept around alot.
If you look up the history of Scandinavia then you notice that Norway should actually be Denmarks big brother since Norway is the first nordic country.😏😏😏
-I'm late with this lol- for some reason, i kinda feel like the "So, let’s not just be friends, let’s become brothers!” part towards Finland in Estonia's character song should've been mentioned
I haven't watched the video yet,but as they are personifications of countries,they do not have parents and family. All Hetalia siblings are not really related. When they take DNA tests,like they did with Norway and Iceland,it probably shows the countries that were close to their countrie,at it's start. But the question is: can countries make a child? Of they can,willl it be another country? Normal human? But as we all know,Hetalia is a dark hole to fall into. Maybe this sibling and incest stuff wasn't meant to be explained at all?
I don't think they can make children. Just think of them as sterilized people. The closest to having a child is maybe iceland's birth thanks to norwegian people? But they see each other as brothers so... the author probably doesn't consider any country as bloodrelated parents
I think the allies fighting pokes fun of how alliances can make heated arguements over propaganda. It's widely known today and has existed for many years. Even during their time of getting along, the English and Americans have had their times of leaders going into very heated debates, because despite having a 'special relationship' they still don't agree on everything. One is more Conservative than the other yada yada yada. That being said, this is very intriguing on the relationships. Man, so many countries are related to each other lol would it be surprising if Spain was France's distant cousin? Also, you didn't mention that it's hinted in cannon of the possibility that Romania might be Ancient Rome's grandson too.
I still don't understand why people think that Hungary is obsest or in love with Austria In fact we hungarians didn't wanted nor this "marrige" nor the Austria-Hungary thing. We were all the way against it. We even started some sort of war against him in 1848. And I don't understand why Hungary's birthday isn't the day when the Hungarian Kingdom was formed in 1000 august 20. Please someone explain me
boooks 4ever I think is just kinda like the Lithuania and Poland’s shipping thing?! Let’s not forget Himaruya is a Japanese. And sometimes from a foreginer’s point of view, the unification between two(or more) European countries is like a friendship, alliance or even marriage to them. Because it looks like the relationship between those two(or more) countries would be good enough to make an union. Otherwise they won’t do such a thing. It’s just from outsider’s point of view. They don’t always notice the fact that sometime the people of those countries are not always fond of each other, even though their governments have formed an union together.
I still don't understand why people think that Hungary is obsest or in love with Austria - because its not a bloody history book but an imaginary universe where countries are anime-fied hot men and women
I’ve gone through the whole comment section, and found no one ever considered the fact that what if it would be possible for the nations’ bloodlines relationship always CHANGING through time! Since the people in every countries are interacting with one another. They may be living together in another countries, travelling, working, studying… Meet someone from other countries/races, and GET MARRIED to each other! Born the MIXED-BLOOD KID! And when that kid grow up and meet another mixed-blood person, and they get married, too! And born another kid… Don’t you think this process would make some countries to be SLOWLY related to each other? Even though the process would take quite bit a long time like decades? It’s possible in the ancient time most of the countries were not related to each other since their people were not interacting with people from other countries. At least not like the present time. Some of the countries/villages/ethnic groups back then were somewhat closed to the outside world. They seldom got the chance to meet people from other countries/villages/ethnic groups, didn’t married to them. In this condition it is save to say that the countries were not related to each other. But in the modern time, there’s rarely any nation that doesn’t interact with others. So I think in the modern time, these nations are all somehow related to one another!
10:15 To be fair on that front, the US and USSR were only allies because of the Axis. Infact, once they were felt with, the US and USSR quickly turned the guns (or more accurately, nukes) on each other
Thank you so much for making this video, now I can help explain the differences between marriages, partnerships, living together, and friends. They're new to the fandom and I didn't know how to explain such information, so this will be of great use. Again... THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!
just watches this with my foreign step bro and gotta say this brought us a lot closer than I thought thank you my fellow hetalian have a great day god bless america
I think the “America and Japan living together” part is for repersenting the Japanese students who are living in America. To introduce the different customs between the American and the Japanese, the difficulty which the Japanese may be facing when living in US… It’s to represent the modern time culture, not something happened in these two nations’ history!
9:13 here its confirmed your theory of classmates. I remembered that Germany said in the anime something like this "(...) and we are not even married" refering to Austria
Probably has already been said, but come on, what about Portugal and Spain ? Just saying they would be the most canon of all the brothers, we literally have been on each other spine since forever...
Northern Ireland and Ireland should not be actual brothers to England nether should northern Ireland's(or irelands) mother be Britannia , Completely different countries then- England invaded and occupied Ireland. Northeren Ireland didn't exist until Government of Ireland Act 1920 in which England divided Ireland but they were both still ireland. (as an irish person just saying my part, didn't do history for nothing) ps- Irish republicans would have a fit if they saw this thing about Ireland being brothers- there is some BAD blood
I got a mini heart attack when you said "Montenegro". My OC is Montenegro. And how are the Baltics not siblings? My life got ruined. I was freaking wondering "Did Lithuania and Poland marry?" before you made this video, history of Poland is just beautiful. And Hetalia is messed up. The thing is: I'll never stop shipping LietPol, Dennor and Ameripan.
Netherlands heritage is really interesting to me. Since the language is closest to English, but the heritage seems to be closer to Germania. I hope I'll get answers some day. Great video!
"Romano has *Arabic* blood due to *Ottoman* raids" Yeah I think hima was referring to the arab settlements in Sicily- *Also, wouldn't this make Romano a far relative of persia either way?*
Didn't Himaruya said that Portugal and Spain where neighbours? Some people say they're brothers, I'm so confused. It would make more sense that they would only be in some way blood related but not brothers. I don't really know though
I really want Ireland to be a woman. Mostly because if you look through any songs from when england took over Irish people portrayed Ireland as a woman, with the people as her children, wishing for them to come home during the famine. Also if Ireland is a women then her nickname could be Erin after the Irish version of Ireland which is Éirinn.
Personally, I ship who I want. Everything in this anime is purely fictional and some of the scenes are not 100% accurate historically. There's no need for shipping wars because frankly, they're NOT real. That's why a lot of people out there still watch incestuous anime series and whatnot. I really like Germany x Italy and America x England. Those two are my forever OTP. Hetalia is one of those anime that I didn't loved for the first viewing but eventually grew on me and became one of my stress reliever anime. Something I watch for that parody and light-also cute and flirty-scenes. This is just my opinion and I respect other opinions out there.
So the Netherlands has a three way! Nice, why you ask? After Napoleon was defeated Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg were merged into one. Look it up, I'm not joking.
I believe it said somewhere in one of those Hetalia character bios Hima made that Monaco and Seychelles were his little sisters. Whether that's biological or not, I'm not sure.
I like to think that, maybe, France is half-brother of Italy via one of his parent, that is Ancient Rome child. And, for another parent that was Germanias child, was half brother of Holy Roman Empire.
Germania reminds me of my Great Grandfather, my Grandpa told me that my Great Grandfather has 254 kids and he (grandpa) had met all of them (he thinks).... That was a shocking discovery
lets just all agree that hetalia is fucked up
Yeah..... But that's why we watch it!
Otherthannormal yes but I somehow still like it
Otherthannormal Yes, we love it's fucked up ways.
Otherthannormal yes bet we love it
It's not hetalia it's the fans. have you seen what they have done to my country Denmark? I regret being danish a little bit more every day i stay in.
"If you have to explain why it isn't incest, it's probably incest." - Birb 2017
that is...oddly accurate.
Thank you
H A
But what happens if you have to explain why it *is* incest?
Mitochondrial Eve explains it all
"Wow, Germania really got busy when he was alive."
Is it bad that I chuckled at that?
MaluuniRosa nah I did too
No, I did as well...
We all did
I mean we were all thinking it
hahaha *sobs*
With stuff like UsUK, it's not technically incestuous, but I just find it a bit weird. You adopt a little brother, later he disowns you, then later you two have a romantic relationship? I mean they're countries, but it just feels odd to think about.
ForeverDreamWithinADream
In other words, don't ship anything. I like your thinking
legal incest, because when you adopt someone you are now *legally* related to them, not biologically
True. Cause that Alabama shit ain’t it chief.
But that’s what AU’s are for xD
I know right!
In the UK, adopted family also qualifies as incest, so I think at least England wouldn't feel ok with this?
Damn, Germania was really busy
Emi Jhang lmoa
Amsterdaaammnn
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7u7
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"Shit there's more of them" Well, it seems like Rome wasn't the heart stealer after all 7u7
Holy f*** that was wayyyy to many countries
Who knows maybe Rome was just more gay
Hayley Duhamel wasn’t there like 48 German states that were united by Prussia to make Germany? All of them count as brothers too and are also germania’s children. So that’s 78!? Unless you already counted them Germania has ALOT of kids!
long story short
*EVERYTHING IS INCEST*
but we still ship it
not true
by that. I mean not everyone ships it because of that
very true
And many people don't ship them due to that
Aph Lol it would make sense thou considering that incest was acceptable back then
Germania: So what are you doing tonight?
HetaFacts: NOT YOU!!!
Me: *puts shades on HetaFacts* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET REKT BOI!!
@Hayley Duhamel same ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 *6 9* l i k e s ~
@Hayley Duhamel can y'all *ｎｏｔ* fuck the clumps of land please
demonic toaster strudel What of they like that
@Demonic toaster strudel Technjcally, it's not fucking clumps of land-it's fucking the physical manifestation of the land and it's people. Big difference.
in a way everything is incest, but at the same time...
they don't really have parents so no one is related in the conventional sense...
so in another way, nothing is incest.
Nothing is incest but at the same time everything
The incest paradox
These characters aren't human, so holding them to the human standards of science and morality is ridiculous. I see them as deities whose genetics change over time depending on the influence they have over each other. This is why America has at least a dozen "parents" (not including the indigenous tribes he has unfortunate history with).
France is Canada's dad at this point
I, a Canadian citizen, view Canada as a Child of France and will forever view the relationship between them as so
I think England is his father too, but you, as a Canadian know better. I don't like Franada anyway.
Considering we don't know exactly how they are born, it is a possibility that both England and France are his fathers. (England even stated that it looked like Canada inherited France's hair.) In World Twinkle, it showed the HRE countries created Germany. I would love more canon material on country births.
Another reason
Quebec is French
but we follow the Queen
I've always known France and the UK were the two main groups who founded my country
And plus we're English speakers who have to be fluent in both English and French to be a politician here
Germania needs to calm down-
Spain does have Portugal as brother
Probably....?
Hetalia Trash yeah, I think it was said in the Manga.
It said in World Stars that they share genes and that they are neighbours, but not that they are directly brothers.
Well..Before Spain existed, there were several kingdoms like Castile, Aragon, Navarre, Andalusia (Granada / Moors / Arabs), Galicia and Portugal, although they are Hispanic and Latino (less Andalusia), have different cultures and etc, Portugal and Galicia believe they would be brothers, they speak the same language, they have the same religion and the same historical and population origin and etc, although they separated, Spain arose only when Castile married Aragon and formed the Kingdom of Spain, so I think Portugal is maybe brother or half brother of Castile and Aragon and that Spain is perhaps then nephew of Portugal .... it's just a theory of course..
Well, Portugal was part of Spain for a long time when Spain was funding his Empire
America and Lithuania lived together in the comic "Lithuania's outsourcing" set in 1920-1930's America. I quote from the comic "After World War I, Lithuania was so poor that one couldn’t even eat boiled rice in that country. Thus, about one third of the population went to America to seek jobs."
The comic follows Lithuania working at America's house, that's why he was there :P Sorry for the text block I just heard you say Lithuania was living with America for no apparent reason and I though there was one. I'm sorry, I could be wrong :P
I have a head canon that whenever there's a significant number of immigrants from a certain country traveling to america, the country personification follows along sometimes. Maybe that's the case for Lithuania.
I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT GOOD POINT
Wait Canada is older than America?
Or did i just hear that wrong?
Hetalia Garbage ( Yup, Canada is older ^^ )
oh I did not know that
Thank you!
Historically speaking, Canada was discovered by the Vikings/Nords first and Finland set up a society in Canada. Canada gained independence (full independence in the 1980's where the queen did not influence Canada) way later, but was ''born' first in a way.
A bit late to the party but I would like to say it is not known which of the twins is the oldest. It's a source of debate amongst fans with some claiming their theory as fact despite Hima never confirming anything.
A misconception resulting from a recent strip. England throws out a random answer to Canada questioning who is older. The way England went about suggests he himself had no idea who is older so the question wasn't REALLY answered.
*Presses my hands together*
let us all take a step back to realize something
*i n h a l e*
This is a literal crack comedy themed anime which revolves around guys and gals being personifications of each individual country of the world, going on wacky adventures, turning into cats, sitting around a campfire and singing demonic songs to marshmallows, with few to no real truly canon gay ships, or even straight ones.
The show is meant for comedic purposes and some slight educational purposes ONLY.
Why get so worked up??
*Exhale*
SO CALM YOSELF INTERNET THERE IS NO POINT IN FIGHTING OVER HAND DRAWN PICTURES JUST LET PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OPINION AND GO ON GEEZUS THE MOTO OF THIS SHOW IS 'MAKE PASTA, NOT WAR' SO PLES.
take your noodles and get some water.
I can agree to this.
Footloose Musical reference: GERMANIA GETS ARROUUUND HE KNOWS WHAT HE LIKES HE GOT WHAT HE NEEEEDS JUST WAIT UNTIL TONIGHT //JUST WAIT//
"Forming a union between two countries is what defines a marriage"
Me: *looks at EU*
The EU is not a country
@@mariciadonozo6565 I know. But what does EU stand for?
@@dandeliondandylion4517 the European union
Now reread my original comment, but slowly
damn kinda kinky
wait, NEW ZEALAND IS OLDER?! but so smol...
Chloe Gouin he is omg ;v;
and ikr??
Jizzaconda69 yus
FUCK YEAH! TAKE THAT AUSTRALIA!!!!
Cosmic Kitten LMAO 😂😂
YASSS
Chloe Gouin see size don't matter
From What i understod here is that Finland Sweden is bit realated. If Sweden and USA are realated to England and Finland shering genes with USA. Does not that make them realated? Weird they are Married now... well i am still gonna ship it..
Nudde B. Nah I see it's more of like *Nordic settlers come into what is now America*, *magic country genetic stuff happens* *BEHOLD AMERICA THE BASTARD EMBRYO* I mean even if you look at it in terms of language, Swedish is Germanic and Finish is finno-ugric. They are most certainly not related. It's just that because America is such a melting pot of genetics and cultures and his only real birth story is England finding a weird child in a field, it's incredibly hard to logically explain his birth or genetics without having to make up a orgin story reminiscent of a creepy and probably non consensual orgy between a shit ton of countries + some sort of represation of pre colonial America which would most certainly be both horrifying and inappropriate, even for Hetalia.
Come guys... she said " no shipping Wars"
*SWEET HOME HETALIA*
Hetafacts :*lists off the first round of Germania's kids/grandkid*
Germania: .... Scheiße
Hetafacts:*lists of more of his brood*
Germania: Scheiße theirs more *starts runing*
I would just like to point out that there is a canon comic showing America and Russia getting lunch together as friends. To sum it up, France sees this, is confused, and talks to them about it and Russia and America agree that they have, at least, a decent friendship. I don't really know the name of this comic, but it is out there and canon unless it got deleted or something which would be a shame since it was funny and added some background to the characters.
(Plus it's nice to see in canon that America and Russia aren't still bitter over the Cold War since a lot of people in those countries don't hold a grudge for that today.)
Skittle Barf
That comic was basically referencing the lunch Obama and Putin had back when Obama was in office
Nadia Jones
Yeeeaaaaaa but this is Hetalia, ya never know (but yea, lol anyways)
Plus it's nice to see in canon that America and Russia aren't still bitter over the Cold War since a lot of people in those countries don't hold a grudge for that today - Nice joke fam.
Because they absolutely do.
Because just like the Great game, cold war will be over only when everyones dead.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Not you."
OML IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 idk why but this made me laugh so hard 🤣😂
-Ehem- I think a moment from the Angry Birds Movie describes Germania
LADIES LETS GET BUSAYYYY
Except there is no Red to just be like 'No.'
Instead the ladies are just like 'Hm? Sure lets get it on and make new countries'
Did you know Angry Birds was made in Finland?
*Insert lenny face*
I LOVE TGSR MOVIE
The funny thing is that Ancient Germanics promoted abstinence, though it may have only been really important for the women. Double standards.
Things logic shouldn't be applied to:
Doctor Who
Hetalia
Angelic family in Supernatural
Tumblr
Literally anything on Tumblr
Fandoms
People's OTPs
Ti Nić You forgot Fairy Tales, Romance, Legends, Urban Legends, Rumors…
I think , if Poland have a sister, and brother too! It's Slovakia and Czech Republic, they all are a "West slavic" so if Ukraine,Russia, and Belarusia is "East slavic" they are a "West slavic" cousins?
I think all slavic countries are cousins and east slavic in one family, west slavic in different and south slavic is separated to southwest (the slavic yugoslav counties) and southeast slavic bulgaria and macedonia since they both should be half turkish or central asian
Alright I'm tired of seeing it so I will just come on out and say it. Have some of you fandom people ever considered that maybe nations like Russia and France aren't being as creepy as you think when they ask another nation to call them 'big brother'? When one nation calls another big bro/ big sis it usually means that they are either their blood related younger sibling or a colony within the control of the older nation. If a nation such as France were to ask, lets say Iceland, to be his little brother, it would be like asking if he would become his colony or territory (as France's character likes to say) and therefore adding more technical landmass onto their current amount. Also, it leads to more power and more money. So really it's just a dickish way of saying "make me more powerful!"
Otherthannormal It feels like when you attract a lady gently and skillfully lead her to bed?!
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no
@@emmytweetie2177 Why?
Now that you mention it....
Well your not wrong
I go by the head canon that country relations are based on language groupings (romance, slavic, Germanic, etc), but then the problem is that a lot of pairings like Spamano and Dennor would end up being a bit incestuous (because Spanish and Italian are both romance languages and Danish and Norwegian are both north germanic). So it's probably best to keep actual relations ambiguous (kissing cousins).
Regarding the Baltic trio, I disagree about them being completely unrelated to each other--I think Latvia and Lithuania are related (kinda like brothers) because their languages are from the same group, East Baltic (which is the only surviving branch of the Baltic languages--everything else is dead). I agree Estonia is not related to them as a blood brother, but only because Estonian is part of the same language group as Finnish, Finnic-Uralic, which means he and Finland are actually related. That said, I see the Baltics having a brotherly dynamic behind of their geographic location and their shared experience as underlings to Russia.
harrietamidala1691 I agree with you on the Baltic part! I also think they could be related to each other, at least for Latvia and Lithuania. And I’ve found she’s kind of inconsistent in some part of this video. Since you’ve also mentioned about the language group, it makes me sort of weird that at 5:54-6:02 she says, “Since he is related to Sweden, and Norway, Denmark and Iceland also speak Germanic languages, he may be related to them as well.” This part implies that she has considered the fact these countries’ languages have originated from the same root(Germanic language), so they should be classified to Germania’s descendents. But at 5:02-5:08 she also says, “Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia and Finland do not have siblings at all.” Like you said in the comment, Estonia and Finland are from the same language group(Finnic-Uralic). And I also remember Himaruya DID mention in canon that out of Nordic five, Finland is the only one whose language is different from the other! And “It’s more closer to Estonia and Hungary”! So why in Finland and Baltic’s case, she omitted the language factor and just jumped into conclusion that these four are not related at all? While in other four Nordic and Germania’s case, she included the language factor and said they are related?
harrietamidala1691 but then you have all the romance nation's being really watever about each other and only France have this big brother thing, by your logic even Romania would be related to them
LOL, I think nearly all European personifications are somewhat (distant or close) related to each other due to all of them having a common Proto-Indo-European ancestor.
some of the Nordics used to live with Denmark? that must have been rough...
Chloe Gouin You have no idea
was it kalmar union? wow so Den is quite an ass for executing Sweden's nobility
Yeah it was Kalmar Union.
As a Dane, let me put it like this: calling Denmark an ass after "the Stockholm bloodbath" doesn't really fit... He was a GIGANTIC ass.
Poor norway, he had to live with Denmark for 4 hundred years before he was given to sweden and had to live with him for over 80 years
Romano also lived with America at some point as is shown in some of the recent comic strips, its super cute cause Roma actually confides in him a bit and even calls Spain often
0:27
*Part of the Nordic region 5 theme song*
Norway: Onii-Chan
Iceland : No
Norway: Onii-Chan
Iceland:No
Norway: Big sis
Iceland:You make no sense.
didn't hima sketch out a Pangaea?
if that's true aren't all the ship's technically incest?
no. also, Pangea existed before humans did so there is no physical way that Pangea can be personified
This theread kind of reminds me of this long evolution related head cannon that I have. Ask at your own risk. It's long and compicated because, again, I have thrown in evolution.
@@coalopalatticus6964 where can we read that?
@@coalopalatticus6964 Actually I'm kind of curious because I'm kind of getting interested in evolution!
I ship no one x no one. FITE ME
Best ship ever, I agree :)
Why, thank you :)
No Problem :)
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Ouran-After-High
Me too. I have never shipped any characters. EVER
Me: has no fears
You: lietpol is possibly canon
Me: one fear
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I'm sorry but as a Pole, I honestly don't understand LietPol other than the common wealth... but I do very much idea the ship PolUkr, mostly due to the rich history.. that and being how Feliks most likely would leans towards women realistically, due to Poland being very conservative and such... anyway please don't fight me about this I mean no harm
I mean... I don't think Poland (the character) acts very... conservative. He expresses very traditionally feminine qualities (wearing dresses, liking wicked hipster pink) and that isn't really a conservative thing for a man. But PolUkr sounds quite adorable so thanks for bringing my attention to that! ^^
he seems bi to me honestly.He pursued Ukraine and asked Lithuania to show his balls to him so idk
Great Video! Also, i believe you actually forgot about Portugal and Spain, in one strip they are stated to have the same ancestor, thus making them blood-related in some away.
BrazilianHetalian oi! 😁
Iceland doesn't want to admit it, but I am his brother. This video is proof.
He still hasn't yet called you 'big brother' has he? (He should because then everyone including me will be extremely happy)
Ouran-After-High No. I wish he would but I can't make him....
Yeah, but if he doesn't want to we can't make him. Which is a big shame if you ask me
Meanwhile I don't even care if it's incest or not. The hetalia countries are just all one big family to me even if some of the countries have nothing to do with each other.
Kinda reminds me of the ancient greek gods/ godesses who pretty much just slept around alot.
They slept around other beings though
And with globalization all the countries are related. Here in Canada we have every kind of nationality. That's how we were made a giant mixing pot.
GODDAMMIT GERMANIA THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP IT IN YOU PANTS YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?! I swear he has more kids/grandkids than Rome! ROME!!!!
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I.........when did I call you a....
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OHMYGOD ARE YOU GERMANIA?! IF SO,I'M SO SORRY AHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT
"So what are you doing tonight?"
"Not you."
Aww, poor Germania! The little comic things were so funny!!!
It’s Switzerland’s worst nightmare! He’s related to Italy.
why do I feel so accomplished being the 420th liker
@Beatrice Gliaudelyte .... wot
Germania really liked to have kids (when did they invent the condom)
Jesus hima-papa was so goddamn high when he made hetalia
he really was
doesn't Romano have Arabic blood because of Arabic Conquests? I mean Ottomans weren't Arabic in the first place
He does. Hima confirmed that.
yea, Romano has arabic and Spanish blood, while Northern Italy is more German blood
Not Spanish, but Greek
Do Norman's have Germanic blood? If so then Romano has some german after the Norman conquest or most likely Frankish or French blood
Technically there were both Arabic and Turkish dominations over different periods so...
*Germania:* you though that Rome will be the one with more children but no its me Germania.
7:36 in the anime, Lithuania meets Poland for marrying him. So... They are married
If you look up the history of Scandinavia then you notice that Norway should actually be Denmarks big brother since Norway is the first nordic country.😏😏😏
Darkhorsearmor agree
And I thought nothing could get worse than a Warrior Cats family tree.
-I'm late with this lol- for some reason, i kinda feel like the "So, let’s not just be friends, let’s become brothers!” part towards Finland in Estonia's character song should've been mentioned
I haven't watched the video yet,but as they are personifications of countries,they do not have parents and family. All Hetalia siblings are not really related. When they take DNA tests,like they did with Norway and Iceland,it probably shows the countries that were close to their countrie,at it's start. But the question is: can countries make a child? Of they can,willl it be another country? Normal human?
But as we all know,Hetalia is a dark hole to fall into. Maybe this sibling and incest stuff wasn't meant to be explained at all?
After watching the video: Nothing has become clearer. Maybe countries after all can make babies. Idk,now I'm just becoming terrified.
I think it’s best not to question this show... or the fandom
I don't think they can make children. Just think of them as sterilized people. The closest to having a child is maybe iceland's birth thanks to norwegian people? But they see each other as brothers so... the author probably doesn't consider any country as bloodrelated parents
I think the allies fighting pokes fun of how alliances can make heated arguements over propaganda. It's widely known today and has existed for many years. Even during their time of getting along, the English and Americans have had their times of leaders going into very heated debates, because despite having a 'special relationship' they still don't agree on everything. One is more Conservative than the other yada yada yada.
That being said, this is very intriguing on the relationships. Man, so many countries are related to each other lol would it be surprising if Spain was France's distant cousin? Also, you didn't mention that it's hinted in cannon of the possibility that Romania might be Ancient Rome's grandson too.
Germania died of too much child support payments
Omg hahah 😂😂
3:40
Every Hungarian person dies of laughter.
(I'm sorry, I know it's a hard word to pronounce xD)
Prussia: *Declare war on Austria*
Austria: Mhm, so will you marry me?
Prussia: ...
SHE REALLY DID CHANGE IT TO "1CEST" I'M DYING. YOU GO GIRL
I still don't understand why people think that Hungary is obsest or in love with Austria
In fact we hungarians didn't wanted nor this "marrige" nor the Austria-Hungary thing. We were all the way against it. We even started some sort of war against him in 1848.
And I don't understand why Hungary's birthday isn't the day when the Hungarian Kingdom was formed in 1000 august 20.
Please someone explain me
boooks 4ever I think is just kinda like the Lithuania and Poland’s shipping thing?! Let’s not forget Himaruya is a Japanese. And sometimes from a foreginer’s point of view, the unification between two(or more) European countries is like a friendship, alliance or even marriage to them. Because it looks like the relationship between those two(or more) countries would be good enough to make an union. Otherwise they won’t do such a thing. It’s just from outsider’s point of view. They don’t always notice the fact that sometime the people of those countries are not always fond of each other, even though their governments have formed an union together.
I still don't understand why people think that Hungary is obsest or in love with Austria - because its not a bloody history book but an imaginary universe where countries are anime-fied hot men and women
I’ve gone through the whole comment section, and found no one ever considered the fact that what if it would be possible for the nations’ bloodlines relationship always CHANGING through time! Since the people in every countries are interacting with one another. They may be living together in another countries, travelling, working, studying… Meet someone from other countries/races, and GET MARRIED to each other! Born the MIXED-BLOOD KID! And when that kid grow up and meet another mixed-blood person, and they get married, too! And born another kid… Don’t you think this process would make some countries to be SLOWLY related to each other? Even though the process would take quite bit a long time like decades? It’s possible in the ancient time most of the countries were not related to each other since their people were not interacting with people from other countries. At least not like the present time. Some of the countries/villages/ethnic groups back then were somewhat closed to the outside world. They seldom got the chance to meet people from other countries/villages/ethnic groups, didn’t married to them. In this condition it is save to say that the countries were not related to each other. But in the modern time, there’s rarely any nation that doesn’t interact with others. So I think in the modern time, these nations are all somehow related to one another!
So,how many kids do you want?
Yes
10:15
To be fair on that front, the US and USSR were only allies because of the Axis. Infact, once they were felt with, the US and USSR quickly turned the guns (or more accurately, nukes) on each other
This was very interesting and informative! Keep up the great work! This channel is the best.
Thank you so much for making this video, now I can help explain the differences between marriages, partnerships, living together, and friends. They're new to the fandom and I didn't know how to explain such information, so this will be of great use. Again... THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!
Germaina was getting busy *Insert bown checa won won*
Aw, baltics bein the orphans ;0;
i like your videos .thanks for uploading this with you again, keep doing what you do.
1:46 sweden really out with the Optimal Family Plan-
Thank you for making this VEDIO! It was well made and interesting!
6:04 you should have kept the outtake “man, he was really trying for a daughter” XD I love your outtakes XD you need to do more XD
I FEEL YA GURL.
FRONTFIERWORKS COPYRIGHTS MY VIDS ALL THE TIME.
just watches this with my foreign step bro and gotta say this brought us a lot closer than I thought thank you my fellow hetalian have a great day god bless america
I think the “America and Japan living together” part is for repersenting the Japanese students who are living in America. To introduce the different customs between the American and the Japanese, the difficulty which the Japanese may be facing when living in US… It’s to represent the modern time culture, not something happened in these two nations’ history!
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I don’t want incest in the fandom o_o
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*SWEET HOME ALABAMA.*
I still wondering how countries have children...
Poland and Lithuania is a Commonwealth thats why its a partnership
9:13 here its confirmed your theory of classmates. I remembered that Germany said in the anime something like this "(...) and we are not even married" refering to Austria
That dramatic sting was perfectly timed when you said relationships in hetalia
Probably has already been said, but come on, what about Portugal and Spain ? Just saying they would be the most canon of all the brothers, we literally have been on each other spine since forever...
What is that thing with america,Belarus,Lietuania and Japan?Where is that mentioned?
German Otaku Liet works for America once that's why he lives with him...
Germania's a busy guy
Northern Ireland and Ireland should not be actual brothers to England nether should northern Ireland's(or irelands) mother be Britannia , Completely different countries then- England invaded and occupied Ireland. Northeren Ireland didn't exist until Government of Ireland Act 1920 in which England divided Ireland but they were both still ireland.
(as an irish person just saying my part, didn't do history for nothing)
ps- Irish republicans would have a fit if they saw this thing about Ireland being brothers- there is some BAD blood
** btw guys In Ireland republican means something completely different to America. There is no republican party and all that jazz.
~slán agaibh
This is confusing yet impressive... Well done 😂
I love you for this
I got a mini heart attack when you said "Montenegro". My OC is Montenegro. And how are the Baltics not siblings? My life got ruined. I was freaking wondering "Did Lithuania and Poland marry?" before you made this video, history of Poland is just beautiful. And Hetalia is messed up. The thing is: I'll never stop shipping LietPol, Dennor and Ameripan.
Yukuro Chan Actually, Polish people and Lithuanian people actually hate each other. :)
@@Iantorchwood94 doesnt mean Lithuania and Poland in the show do.we ship the characters not the actual people and country
Netherlands heritage is really interesting to me. Since the language is closest to English, but the heritage seems to be closer to Germania. I hope I'll get answers some day. Great video!
When Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is called a _partnership_ even though by the rules established it is a marriage. Why Hima, why?
Ha I love that on stage, there is a musical number about France and England getting married
"Romano has *Arabic* blood due to *Ottoman* raids"
Yeah I think hima was referring to the arab settlements in Sicily-
*Also, wouldn't this make Romano a far relative of persia either way?*
#unitedbitches 😂😂
Didn't Himaruya said that Portugal and Spain where neighbours? Some people say they're brothers, I'm so confused. It would make more sense that they would only be in some way blood related but not brothers.
I don't really know though
i think lol
Everyone is like "oh no there's more of them" but then I'm like "United bitches"
Veneziano and Romano are half brothers and Romanos full brother is greece
I really want Ireland to be a woman.
Mostly because if you look through any songs from when england took over Irish people portrayed Ireland as a woman, with the people as her children, wishing for them to come home during the famine.
Also if Ireland is a women then her nickname could be Erin after the Irish version of Ireland which is Éirinn.
Psychotic Silver I agree with you
Personally, I ship who I want. Everything in this anime is purely fictional and some of the scenes are not 100% accurate historically. There's no need for shipping wars because frankly, they're NOT real. That's why a lot of people out there still watch incestuous anime series and whatnot. I really like Germany x Italy and America x England. Those two are my forever OTP. Hetalia is one of those anime that I didn't loved for the first viewing but eventually grew on me and became one of my stress reliever anime. Something I watch for that parody and light-also cute and flirty-scenes. This is just my opinion and I respect other opinions out there.
So the Netherlands has a three way! Nice, why you ask? After Napoleon was defeated Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg were merged into one. Look it up, I'm not joking.
Intresting video and topic. Also I personally think that China adopted the other Asian countries.
I believe it said somewhere in one of those Hetalia character bios Hima made that Monaco and Seychelles were his little sisters. Whether that's biological or not, I'm not sure.
I like to think that, maybe, France is half-brother of Italy via one of his parent, that is Ancient Rome child. And, for another parent that was Germanias child, was half brother of Holy Roman Empire.
Germania reminds me of my Great Grandfather, my Grandpa told me that my Great Grandfather has 254 kids and he (grandpa) had met all of them (he thinks)....
That was a shocking discovery
OoO?!!!!
*Breathes deeply* Finland... has... BROTHERS!!!! *Screams* *Near crying* Besides... look at... history... they're all related *Voice cracks* SOMEHOW *Crying like hell-a*