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  • @Raxxo
    @Raxxo 5 лет назад +3955

    Visual alterations (signs/covers/notes etcetra): ruclips.net/video/I3YEmC37o-w/видео.html
    My sincerest gratitude goes to the individual in possession of the RUclips accout TheVladko387 (Psycho) ruclips.net/user/TheVladko387
    as the major contributor aside from myself to aid in the mutual ambition between the two of us to ensure the formation of the very digital motion media entertainment above.

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 лет назад +27

      I must be missing either some sort of holiday or joke, but I love it either way.

    • @OldManEsteban
      @OldManEsteban 5 лет назад +33

      I feel like my brain enlarged 60 times

    • @virusoutbreak4989
      @virusoutbreak4989 5 лет назад +3

      the RUclips channel belonging to superraxxo1 yeah this is pretty much a sequel.but the good kind.

    • @yaknoe4659
      @yaknoe4659 5 лет назад +2

      Raxxo Relancho

    • @Italian_Isaac_Clarke
      @Italian_Isaac_Clarke 5 лет назад +3

      Humanity is varied and differentiated.
      Thanks for existing.

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 5 лет назад +4088

    "I think, therefore, I am."
    - a Loaf, 1970

    • @jack91al
      @jack91al 5 лет назад +276

      The fact that this quote alone establishes that the Loaf is a thinking being with a conscience, similar of a human. Makes me find it both humorous and disturbing. This is quality shitposting right here, the kind that speaks in a cultural level (and I need more of this).

    • @_xeere
      @_xeere 5 лет назад +134

      "you're twisting my knickers, old bean"

    • @thenewguyinred
      @thenewguyinred 5 лет назад +93

      “How curious of a spectacle I find before me!”

    • @Bllldbzwoxndi
      @Bllldbzwoxndi 5 лет назад +45

      24:17, i watched the whole thing twice

    • @nerd_5615
      @nerd_5615 5 лет назад +15

      Indubitably my good loaf

  • @theonefromperu
    @theonefromperu 5 лет назад +5052

    "Pauline the Spouseless" sounds like a Dark Souls boss.

    • @orugacrest
      @orugacrest 3 года назад +238

      fought in the Jail of the Gay Baby

    • @atlasguytinyproductions55
      @atlasguytinyproductions55 3 года назад +15

      Flower

    • @iamme2739
      @iamme2739 3 года назад +129

      person: sommons Pauline the Spouseless
      Demo: 8:30

    • @Beans-wr3hu
      @Beans-wr3hu 3 года назад +13

      Didn’t need to get roasted like that

    • @theasandys
      @theasandys 3 года назад +82

      The title of “Pauline the individual who is not currently in a legally binding partnership” can be auditorially perceived as similar to a potential title of a significant computer controlled enemy who exists within the 2011 action role playing game titled “Low light level incorporeal essence of a living being”.

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan Год назад +2137

    5:08 They really made a 2 word sentence for the scout into 44 WORDS.

    • @origamiman7891
      @origamiman7891 Год назад +184

      Acknowledged, though pay close attention.

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 Год назад +190

      0:36
      One word into 35

    • @SnowKiwi
      @SnowKiwi 11 месяцев назад +116

      21:06 2 words into 47

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 11 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@SnowKiwiThe opposite of "if I had more time I would write a shorter letter."

    • @basicallyarobloxian4533
      @basicallyarobloxian4533 11 месяцев назад +47

      Yet again , 24:29 , a shriek becomes 32 words.

  • @afunkingamer2415
    @afunkingamer2415 11 месяцев назад +954

    8:43
    "Observe, for what is placed before you can be described as a metal canister."
    "Beloved deity in the heavens, I hereby address you in an astonished fashion."
    "However, I have yet to conclude my statement."
    "I find myself unable to accept the fact."
    *This is golden*

    • @ianthehedgehog9327
      @ianthehedgehog9327 9 месяцев назад +40

      The "when you're trying to reach minimum word count" of this scene:
      "This, is a bucket."
      "Dear god..."
      "There's more."
      "NO..."

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 9 месяцев назад +33

      ​​@ianthehedgehog9327 more like:
      bucket
      God
      More
      No

    • @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd
      @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@blacklight683 More like:
      a

    • @thebarrelman1840
      @thebarrelman1840 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4ydmore like:

    • @Windy_Floof
      @Windy_Floof 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd more like:

  • @canyounot1561
    @canyounot1561 5 лет назад +4317

    when you havent finished the essay yet and you dont have any ideas left

    • @MrZorro-if5jw
      @MrZorro-if5jw 5 лет назад +77

      That rhyme tho

    • @theasandys
      @theasandys 3 года назад +125

      During the moment in time during which you have neither yet completed a piece of writing that gives your own argument, nor do you possess any mental representation images of any object, action, or condition related to the aforementioned writing

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад +26

      ​@@theasandys I can feel my brain growing with each word I hear

    • @theasandys
      @theasandys Год назад +57

      @@UH-60_Blackhawk I, an individual of the subspecies of hominids designated Homo sapiens sapiens, also commonly referred to as humans, who myself am designated by a word commonly used in the English language as a shorthand form of the greeting “hello”, am presently capable of perceiving the abnormal growth of the organ that serves as the center of my nervous system, this occurring each time I audibly perceive a basic element of language that carries an objective or practical meaning.

    • @mission2858
      @mission2858 Год назад +10

      Just be me and steal other people’s ideas that the teacher has almost no chance of knowing was copied. (Like an obscure video game)

  • @Delak_Antoine
    @Delak_Antoine 5 лет назад +7892

    and now i realised you also changed your username,
    is good

    • @0sac
      @0sac 5 лет назад +180

      might I add I now have been made aware to the fact that the channel that has uploaded this youtube video has appeared to have swapped their username from a more concise name to a lengthy username to match the contents of the youtube video recently uploaded,
      this is a lovely change for the greater good

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 5 лет назад +28

      Is nice*

    • @Delfite
      @Delfite 5 лет назад +4

      L

    • @jannicovillestas8075
      @jannicovillestas8075 5 лет назад +17

      Antoine is here
      is nice

    • @dr.pickles2369
      @dr.pickles2369 5 лет назад +6

      HOW MUCH MONEY DO I HAVE TO DONATE FOR GORGEOUS FREEMAN 3.5?

  • @brimmla
    @brimmla Год назад +470

    6:03 i like how medic almost grabs the bread but then realizes that scout is still waffling

    • @zacharyanimates
      @zacharyanimates 5 месяцев назад +20

      And while scout is still talking he takes the bread, places it back down and repeats it 5 more times

  • @JosueLopez-kv8jp
    @JosueLopez-kv8jp 2 года назад +950

    24:08 "I say, this peculiar laof aliment is truly repulsive" *procceds to kiss it multiple times*

    • @Johanimate
      @Johanimate Год назад +103

      Well I mean he only gots a few hours left might as well kiss the thing that'll kill you

  • @borgkingerei6993
    @borgkingerei6993 4 года назад +2397

    Boys: die
    Men: proceed to abandon the domain of the living

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 3 года назад +23

      LMAO

    • @Kilam1972
      @Kilam1972 3 года назад +7

      ok

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 года назад +65

      Gentelmen: **Proceeds to enter through the domain of the one who the Catholic church calls, God, aswell to enter the domain of nerve hitting, followed with the fair punishment through torture, also known Hell.**

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 Год назад +41

      Legends: undergo a process in which the vital organs of the subject in question begins to reduce or completely fall to zero in efficiency causing the aforementioned subject to lose his state of consciousness and eventually become what most medical professionals would call, being announced medically dead. After this major event, most people associated with the now deceased body will enter a state of grief and depression. The deceased body will be dealt with in one of two options. Option one will have the body being enclosed in a containment device that will be buried among other decease people. Option two will have the body incinerated into ashes and be stored in some sort of containment device or be incorporated into certain places of memorial value. As for the conscience of the deceased body, no living organism has knowledge supported with evidence about on what will happen. However, most people have theories on what will happen. One of the most popular theories include the consciousness being in luxury or tortured depending on the subject’s morals and actions in life.

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Год назад +14

      Organisms of the homo sapians, of which it is referred of the masculine form of gender, of which would pose a significant status among other members of the referred species: To have such biological functions abruptly terminated in such a way that the referred functions cannot be reactivated and operated again, which would present a solved equation in a amount of time that poses the implication of a shorter sum, would equal the passing of the previously referred organism of which the biological functions have been abruptly made unable to sustain itself, and the complex set of balances of linked molecular connections and microscopic organic transportation mediums of electricity from one position in a space to which position would be a significant amount of distance enough from that previously referred position in a space. Such referred biological functions of which the context is assumed to be the center of how the bodily functions are allowed to operate under a coordinated mutual agreement, stored in the cranium of the common homo sapian, and other creatures of no relevancy to the homo sapian, of which the center would hold the information and changing set of instructions needed to provide sufficient sentience, or consciousness, which would now have an inability to exist within this space due to the previously mentioned loss of biological function to the individual organism.

  • @javierbrito2244
    @javierbrito2244 5 лет назад +2761

    Category: education
    I learn 4761 new words

    • @bonjoviwankenobi8533
      @bonjoviwankenobi8533 4 года назад +107

      And 'learned' was not one of them

    • @djula2619
      @djula2619 4 года назад +1

      U rly count?

    • @vetrowithafunnyspoon3361
      @vetrowithafunnyspoon3361 4 года назад +20

      *i haveth learned such words from my lessons,*
      *i haveth learned such amount of words such numbers include the following:*
      *34558.90.123345656.675.765.675.56.67556.67657.657.65765.76765.76.57.65.7.5*
      *new speaking abilities of adjectives and such words*

    • @DoctressCalibrator
      @DoctressCalibrator 4 года назад +4

      You may know words, but you don't know grammar.

    • @theasandys
      @theasandys 3 года назад +6

      The genre of this featurette is officially listed as being for educational purposes.
      These so called educational purposes include the fact that I have learned a total of precisely four thousand, seven hundred and sixty-one collections of English phonemes which are used to represent or connect ideas.

  • @LordSeraph999
    @LordSeraph999 Год назад +211

    10:44
    I never noticed how Heavy smiles when scout says that.

  • @PCubiles
    @PCubiles Год назад +205

    I love how the 30 seconds from 0:19 to 0:49 are literally 3 seconds from the original video

  • @asagervais
    @asagervais 5 лет назад +1780

    I declare this article of media to be humorous of an esoteric nature, yet being of exceptionally high quality, otherwise known in layman's terms as a "top tier shitpost".

    • @elmerjfapp5730
      @elmerjfapp5730 5 лет назад +60

      Indubitably

    • @thelennipede9382
      @thelennipede9382 5 лет назад +6

      Yea righto

    • @niko73972
      @niko73972 5 лет назад +5

      i agree, sir

    • @dylanbarrett1037
      @dylanbarrett1037 5 лет назад +24

      Well it would appear that the sir by the name of "Asa Gervais" has already taken part in writing a gesture showing a great liking for the verbally longgeted version of the sitamatic stort known as "Expression Date" by writing the premenstioned gesture in a also unesasary verbally longgeted version for which I dispatch to you a overwhelming amount of gratitude for now I do not have to write such a post explaining why the sitamatic short is a work of art and why other writers of such products should also create more of these joyful pieces of writing genius and to that I say thank you

    • @podero2.022
      @podero2.022 5 лет назад +8

      Asa Gervais Laugh out loud, as I have found the previous statement delivered to me through electronic means humorous in a manner that others would find most preposterous!

  • @Peusterokos1
    @Peusterokos1 5 лет назад +1094

    This is a strange server.
    Its laggy as hell, and the mercs talk all weird.

    • @ericshaun343
      @ericshaun343 4 года назад +10

      Lol i get it xD

    • @derkommissar4986
      @derkommissar4986 4 года назад +19

      Laggy Degroot keep

    • @rehehehehehe4525
      @rehehehehehe4525 4 года назад +69

      This space of electrons stored in a machine connected to many machines is very surprising. The amount of time it takes for the electrons to travel from the machine connected to many machines is very long, and the fake characters that are being transmitted by electrons produce sound that is very surprising.

    • @Catty_Wampus4610
      @Catty_Wampus4610 3 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 3 года назад

      @Daniel Castanon ?

  • @Dduedulz
    @Dduedulz Год назад +544

    Scout: outpost patrol
    Soldier: infantry combatant
    Demo: expert of demolition
    Medic: health practitioner
    Spy: infiltration specialist
    May population of earth find the other of the highly skilled payed infantry combatant

    • @thomasmoran8958
      @thomasmoran8958 11 месяцев назад +72

      Engineer: mechanical repair and building expert
      Pyro: specialist in incendiary weaponry
      Sniper: long range firearms expert
      Heavy: operator of large weaponry

    • @temkin9298
      @temkin9298 9 месяцев назад +32

      Heavy: specialist of items that is made to threaten or cause bodily harm upon one's foe to disarm or discontinue bodily functions, that is above than the standart weight of similar devices.

    • @kronos_1337.
      @kronos_1337. 9 месяцев назад +5

      Pyro: Expert with incendiary weaponry intended to cause bodily harm

    • @temkin9298
      @temkin9298 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@kronos_1337. pyro:
      Incindiary weapon expert that denies an area but is in severe risk because he is a close quarters combatant with a exposed weak point.

    • @Janua7ies
      @Janua7ies 8 месяцев назад +3

      Pauline: Spouseless Female Supervisor

  • @ToastyMann
    @ToastyMann Год назад +586

    27:55 "It surprises me greatly that you appear to be perturbed, as I distinctly recall you explicitly encouraging me to complete this task."
    When worded like this, Engie has to take all accountability.

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 11 месяцев назад +36

      i mean, the same can be said of "You told me to"

    • @elgordobondiola
      @elgordobondiola 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@tomjackal5708yeah but, like it's all wordy and stuff, makes it more legitimate

    • @witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280
      @witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@elgordobondiolaNot if everything is so wordy lmao

  • @eliczek6142
    @eliczek6142 5 лет назад +437

    Finally. After years of suffering.
    We have even more suffering.

  • @fadedgames1
    @fadedgames1 5 лет назад +5542

    Team Defense Fort 2? More like,
    The Second Installment of Squad Factioned Military Stronghold.

    • @DrSabot-A
      @DrSabot-A 5 лет назад +307

      I hereby declare admiration and glee to the previous statement concerning the satirical replacement of a certain "Team Fortress 2" into an unnecessarily long, yet coherent iteration of "Second Installment of Squad Factioned Military Stronghold"

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +207

      May I suggest the title:
      “The next electronic entertainment activity of a series after the first instalment belonging to the computer program used as means of experiencing dopamine within the brain identified as Group of individuals working together to achieve a common goal Structure constructed for defensive purposes”

    • @youeverjustdie
      @youeverjustdie 5 лет назад +54

      Laugh out loud

    • @That_One_Xatu
      @That_One_Xatu 5 лет назад +30

      It is, in fact, the Peanut House.

    • @bioniclefan4149
      @bioniclefan4149 5 лет назад +37

      VbgVbg 113 it is I who has experienced mild amusement, you have made a contribution which is worthy of commendation for its use of humor and wit to make I, the reader laugh

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 2 года назад +358

    Soldier’s brand of crazy, combined with such thorough and well spoken language…it is wonderful, and I want to see someone write a character like that

    • @limespots
      @limespots Год назад +13

      Will do my friend, will do

    • @implord4197
      @implord4197 Год назад

      Just play Fallout New Vegas with low intelligence and meet someone as retarded as you, and bam. You got it.

    • @jonthehedghehog
      @jonthehedghehog Год назад +2

      Psychos from Borderlands 2

    • @kiirolozanogarcia3003
      @kiirolozanogarcia3003 11 месяцев назад +1

      i’m working on it

  • @Napert
    @Napert 11 месяцев назад +32

    "you're twisting my knickers, old bean!"
    I'm 100% stealing that line
    27:14

  • @bookreport3724
    @bookreport3724 3 года назад +5245

    I can't imagine a world where every person is this well educated.

    • @011egis
      @011egis 3 года назад +491

      this level of literacy could solve so many problems

    • @jayjaygolden5123
      @jayjaygolden5123 3 года назад +211

      And pretentious

    • @ChuckNorris-wx6xh
      @ChuckNorris-wx6xh 3 года назад +125

      I read your comment as "I cant imagine a world where every person in this well is educated" which didnt make any sense at all and confused me a lot until I realized it

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 3 года назад +21

      Being well-educated doesn't mean you have to speak like a 21st-century Shakespeare. That just makes you look like a pretentious jackass, and then you end up on r/iamverysmart.

    • @justaguy0082
      @justaguy0082 3 года назад +23

      I can, and i see the beauty of such a world

  • @mcdiggles1141
    @mcdiggles1141 4 года назад +2097

    You can tell the bread monster is animalistic because of how it uses less than fifteen words in a single sentence.

    • @BinaryBolias
      @BinaryBolias Год назад +150

      *fewer than

    • @euphorictick1030
      @euphorictick1030 Год назад

      ​@binarybolias7803 my congenial and relatable vagrant of the making-up of the fabric of this interconnected web of digital information as displayed through pixels on a screen, you have arrived upon this comment in the time it takes for the spherical planet-sized celestial body that us homo sapiens have come to inhabit to rotate around our home star twofold. This length of time is considered by many to be extremely long as compared to the norms of other such sleuths of internet content, and therefore I must object in absurdity at the mundanity of the small and peculiar change you wish to encact and thereupon perceive upon this world.

    • @theopoldthegamer4284
      @theopoldthegamer4284 Год назад +14

      @@BinaryBolias what's the difference???

    • @TwitterMutual
      @TwitterMutual Год назад +160

      ​@@theopoldthegamer4284 You have to maintain a formal way of writing

    • @theopoldthegamer4284
      @theopoldthegamer4284 Год назад +34

      @@TwitterMutual Oh, thank you for the correction

  • @diegoxavier9107
    @diegoxavier9107 Год назад +88

    Is this seriously just Expiration Date but incredibly verbose?
    Freaking nice.

  • @steamrangercomputing
    @steamrangercomputing 11 месяцев назад +18

    My new favourite insult 4:33:
    " Proceed to abandon the domain of the living. "

  • @plagueimagination2510
    @plagueimagination2510 5 лет назад +1372

    Me: a funny tf2 video
    You: An entertaining short film on a internet establishment pertaining to a video game referred to as Team Fortress 2.

    • @hexa138
      @hexa138 5 лет назад +89

      Did you mean The second installment of Squad Factioned Military Stronghold?

    • @derkommissar4986
      @derkommissar4986 5 лет назад +22

      @@hexa138 Of course we mean that you ignoramus, alas, it is also known as "Team Fortress 2"

    • @marmotman151
      @marmotman151 5 лет назад +39

      A humorous presentation of visual media revolving around the digital online media produced by Valve, specifically Gabe Newell and Robert Walker, known to the masses as the second installment of squad factioned military stronghold.

    • @fiddledome437
      @fiddledome437 4 года назад +27

      Alas, for I am cognitively aware of the relative tardiness that is this response to your statement that is a comparison for you and the individual whom possesses the cognomen of "Raxxo", wherein you perceive his elaborate interpretation of this digital media which appears to be a verbal elongation of your own statement that provides a brief description of the media in question. Verily, I beseech you to consider the following statement that I desire to put forward as an alternative:
      A digitally produced motion picture whose thematic subject is an interactive entertainment medium of a visual and auditory experience whose commercial cognomen is descriptively defined as the second installment of a franchise relating to an organization of individuals of varying specialties identified by a moniker indicative of a fortified, defensive, military structure, presented with significant humorous quality so as to induce amusement, causing the contraction of facial muscles to the point that the orifice with which homo sapiens utilize for conveying auditory communication and consumption of various organic substances required for sustenance appears to take the form of a wide, upward crescent, and, in some individuals, the repeated rapid contraction of the diaphragm, signifying successive inhalation and exhalation of gases that come as a result of the human respiratory cycle, upon its visual beholders.

    • @plagueimagination2510
      @plagueimagination2510 4 года назад +7

      Did it take you this long to write that?

  • @captaincornflake
    @captaincornflake 5 лет назад +2870

    The implied humor drawn from using a motion picture based upon a variety of vulgar, rude, and otherwise unruly men discovering and coping with the fact that they shall expire far sooner than they would have otherwise expected or desired and re-creating the scripture of said motion picture in an incredibly and increasingly verbose manner is not lost on my person. Additionally, despite the fact that I have previously viewed the original motion picture many times at many different times, I have and will again view this verbose recreation in its entirety, as the novelty has yet to expire. I compliment thee on your exceptional display of the English language.

    • @snaek2594
      @snaek2594 5 лет назад +166

      I must concur with your previous statement. Although I have not gazed at the original motion picture many times previously I was still intrigued to such a degree that I was entertained throughout the full duration of said video.

    • @spootot
      @spootot 5 лет назад +81

      "lol"

    • @virylanon8213
      @virylanon8213 5 лет назад +10

      What does that translates to?

    • @snaek2594
      @snaek2594 5 лет назад +108

      @@virylanon8213 "an abbreviation of three letters for an expression that signifies the expelling of air from my lungs at an audible level to denote my entertainment regarding the content I am commenting on"

    • @estellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @estellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 лет назад +39

      would the user known online as Captain Cornflake be generous enough to share a link of the non-verbose version of the youtube video that the youtube user Captain Cornflake commented under to the user with a quite childish avatar of a grass block from the number one selling video game of all time named minecraft developped by marcus persson and later the game studio named mojang?

  • @gromblereal
    @gromblereal Год назад +346

    I could legitimately see heavy talking like that for an April fools prank because he has a degree in Russian literature

    • @AngryCaesCorporation
      @AngryCaesCorporation 11 месяцев назад +28

      But then it would be in Russian, not English.

    • @borisvolski
      @borisvolski 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@AngryCaesCorporationwell, still

    • @Vikt-vg8nz
      @Vikt-vg8nz 9 месяцев назад +8

      Позвольте мне выразить свое несогласие с вашим утверждением.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 8 месяцев назад +4

      He literally talks like that in the Russian dub.

  • @jaydentt
    @jaydentt 9 месяцев назад +48

    i love how scout *always* feels the need to specify that miss pauling is spouseless

    • @icedqq
      @icedqq 2 месяца назад +2

      in fact, all of them do (because in english, you refer to female superiors by ms or mrs depending on their marital status). it wouldve been funnier if only scout specified that though

  • @edcellwarrior
    @edcellwarrior 5 лет назад +611

    For some reason, my favorite line was “Pauling the spouseless”

    • @jessical3031
      @jessical3031 5 лет назад +66

      Sounds like a Dark Souls boss

    • @chiyulater9752
      @chiyulater9752 4 года назад +9

      Ms. Pauling lmao

    • @greensheep4918
      @greensheep4918 4 года назад +1

      Golly, this is a fine appetizer!

    • @julianbaxter2403
      @julianbaxter2403 4 года назад +19

      That line was at 30:36
      Other Lines are
      1:47 Our Female Foreperson of Single Marital Status
      25:08 Pauling the mademoiselle
      29:26 My Good Dame of Single Marital Status

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 4 года назад +9

      Next time I am in a casual context and need to refer to someone as for example "Miss Jensen" I'll use "Jensen the Bachelorette" instead

  • @burnbarnaby
    @burnbarnaby 5 лет назад +762

    Calling Scout 'Reconnaisance unit'
    Valve, do your thing.

    • @momspaghettis4527
      @momspaghettis4527 5 лет назад +53

      sabotaging enthusiast

    • @sunnexo
      @sunnexo 5 лет назад +48

      Urgence specialist.

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 5 лет назад +49

      Operator of firearms whose density is positively substantial from a perspective comparing it to other items of such nature.

    • @aryansaxena3114
      @aryansaxena3114 5 лет назад +12

      Shooter scooter.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 лет назад +18

      Overweight individual

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Год назад +20

    1:40
    "Be neglected for a small amount of time" is an awfully aggressive way of saying "Well..."

  • @hhhhhh-zz2fw
    @hhhhhh-zz2fw Год назад +21

    20:00 I love how scout just gets bullied throughout the entirety of this line

  • @alright9299
    @alright9299 5 лет назад +692

    I did not know that expiration date had a British dub

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 лет назад +5

      Underrated

    • @Alemphonix
      @Alemphonix 5 лет назад +16

      It’s the gentlemanly translation

    • @str_light1871
      @str_light1871 5 лет назад +20

      As a Brit I must say if you speak like that here you would most likely get stabbed lol

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 лет назад +2

      @@str_light1871 i know what im gonna do this weekend

    • @skachihuahua
      @skachihuahua 5 лет назад +6

      I didn't know the subject matter you speak of had a actual representation

  • @maximilienrobespierre7927
    @maximilienrobespierre7927 5 лет назад +754

    Next step: reanimate the entire video to make them all wear tuxedos.

    • @Friendlybot9000
      @Friendlybot9000 5 лет назад +32

      Too much effort. How about edit the video so that spy is wearing a tuxedo?

    • @runktheruler
      @runktheruler 5 лет назад +16

      @@Friendlybot9000 That just seems too hard

    • @harane
      @harane 5 лет назад +14

      Scout should wear a business casual

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 лет назад +21

      Just make all the character spys wearing masks.

    • @alonectorch
      @alonectorch 5 лет назад +3

      @@Friendlybot9000 did you know that most of the sfm shorts are open source and you can open them up in sfm and edit them

  • @hmmmstvethebaffled7720
    @hmmmstvethebaffled7720 2 года назад +200

    Dear raxxo,
    I know this video is 2 years old but I just wanted you to know that you're an absolutely amazing creator. I love the amount of effort you put into the littlest things, like how whenever a scene loops so that the characters can keep talking, you add in little sound effects that match the back and forth movement they make. I love how even your batshit insane sfms have continuity and amazing original music. Every video you've ever made is so amazing, from the insane sfms to this meme. I love everything about you, thank you for making them, you're awesome and you will always be my favorite SFM creator

    • @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179
      @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 Год назад +9

      My dearest creator of contents, on the entertainment platform known as RUclips, the person of which has given themselves the pseudonym of "raxxo", as to properly accomodate themselves into the digital and metaphorical landscape known as the Internet, that I too am currently in use as I now write this very comment, that I will soon publish as an attachment to this very Internet webpage,
      I am well aware of the fact that the multisensorial computer file known as its relative file extension name of ".MP4" - the existence of which finds explanation within the bounds of it withholding motion-graphical artistic pieces created as an leisurely activity for the cinematographically trained, the professional and non-professional alike -, has, as a matter of fact, been published onto the aforementioned entertainment platform known as RUclips; however I find myself inclined to inform your person of the fact (although vaguely such, as it can be simultaneously portrayed as subjective or objective) that yourself is truly an astonishingly awesome content creator, whom I truly believe to be quite fit to, indeed, invent new motion graphic artistic content onto the entertainment platform known as RUclips. I am infatuated by the sheer number of times your person has nonchalantly and although unnecessarily inserted well-crafted and thoughtful amount of work, onto the most insignificantly small and the most outrageously undetectable of details contained within the work already described by myself as the motion graphics content of which you are the very creator. Let us take, as an example, the instance in which a small segment from the aforementioned artistic piece repeats itself in order to let the fictional characters, contained within said piece, talk indefinitely: in this very situation situated amongst many frames of the motion graphics artwork, you have decided to sneakily infiltrate various sound effects within, matching the fictional moment at hand, regardless of how much said sound effects are audible or camouflaged, within the auditory and visual landscape created by the mixing of multitude audio and video file sources located by you onto the video editing computer program, which you presumably have used to make this very audiovisual, artistic and fictional environment commonly known by our very species of homo sapiens as "art", more specifically the "video" artform, the subcategory of which is commonly known as "memes", or "YTP", an acronym used by content creators of the RUclips platform which translates to "RUclips Poops", and incredible plethora of videos of which are or were available on the aforementioned platform and most of which have been commonly received by the general public of the RUclips platform userbase, yet which hilariously RUclips has decided, despite incredibly positive feedback and interactions within its community, to sometimes randomly and unreasonably boycott said subcategory of videos; yet thankfully, the way too often extremely idiotic Artificial Intelligence affiliated to the platform RUclips has "willfully" given your video this chance of popularity and fame and glory that said video deserves (hypothesizing that said Artificial Intelligence could be classified as a living creature for the sake of the current joke).
      (Anyway, my brain hurts, you guys can keep it going if you want. XD)

  • @placeholdername8529
    @placeholdername8529 Год назад +15

    24:17 I appreciate the inclusion of Descartes' quote in the sounds uttered by the loaf containing standardly undefined meaning, thus implying even the mutiliated bread posesses an unnatural level of intelligence and adding humourous effect to this collection of pictures rapidly shown to indicate this otherwise informal scenario described in a rather posh nature. Jolly good show.

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus5203 5 лет назад +2257

    "Embrace yourself for my impending strike"
    *"Most shocking, I say!"*

    • @greensheep4918
      @greensheep4918 4 года назад +65

      "Peekaboo!"

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 4 года назад +6

      Hank will smash your face one last time

    • @jordanboyd5587
      @jordanboyd5587 4 года назад +94

      "I'm fed up to the back teeth, doc."

    • @SpecterKnight638
      @SpecterKnight638 2 года назад +33

      You're twisting my knickers, old bean!

    • @boredshark3546
      @boredshark3546 Год назад +33

      @@jordanboyd5587 Bare with me, as i uncontrollably let out a shriek as a remark on my fear on this ongoing assault in combination with my lack of expectations to ever occur

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 5 лет назад +2286

    7:51
    "Withal I am required to also take into account that we are in fact homo sapiens, rather than baked goods..."
    It's so verbose, yet it perfectly translates the humour of the original line.

    • @greensheep4918
      @greensheep4918 4 года назад +98

      Jumping down throats is quote rude!
      *Oh my! Gone out with a boom, I see!*

    • @WalleBot
      @WalleBot 4 года назад +3

      profile picture and name check out...

    • @ratman507
      @ratman507 3 года назад +45

      Sounds like something Medic would also say

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 3 года назад +6

      I always thought he said we're not dead

  • @shermanfox7338
    @shermanfox7338 Год назад +28

    31:00 I love how soldier is calm and fancy whilst being thrown across a pit

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 9 месяцев назад +1

      Indeed so, your statement is of precise appropriateness

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 5 месяцев назад +1

      Your statement is proven to be correct by said video, person who goes by the username on the Video Sharing website known as RUclips.

  • @thumbaumrrr
    @thumbaumrrr Год назад +15

    2:15 this line still genuinely really works comedically

  • @ervingabriel7563
    @ervingabriel7563 5 лет назад +729

    If this was real the mercs would have spend 3 days talking and realised they dont have tumors on spy scene.

    • @firefox524
      @firefox524 4 года назад +9

      I like your pfp so much it's cute that's the only reason I replied

    • @thelmir3731
      @thelmir3731 3 года назад

      @@r8dio513 Who? The ervin or fire fox?

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 года назад +1

      @@thelmir3731 mozilla firefox 🦊🔥

  • @antoniw.3080
    @antoniw.3080 5 лет назад +715

    "I think therefore i am" is the most verbose descripcion of "living noises".
    Change my mind.

    • @Schenkel101
      @Schenkel101 5 лет назад +48

      I produce neural signals of cognitive characteristic, the existance of which withstanding, logically affirms the presence of the entity identified as myself, within a plane of existance of an undisclosed capacity.

    • @rhysdavies3479
      @rhysdavies3479 5 лет назад +1

      Staph

    • @MrBones-wy2ej
      @MrBones-wy2ej 5 лет назад +10

      I am to produce a clear indication of a cognitive characteristic through the potentially unnatural method of generating sounds, as by a method of unknown degree, through by what would be as most simplistically determined as through what can only be defined as a mouth, present within the general vicinity and region nearby to your persons; allowing for you to clearly note of my presence.

    • @tamdy4703
      @tamdy4703 5 лет назад

      Yeet

    • @matthewrease2376
      @matthewrease2376 4 года назад

      Ha, true

  • @buttlord5007
    @buttlord5007 Год назад +29

    12:29
    "Your assessment accommodates reality" is the least soldier statement I've ever heard.

  • @mcdrippyyt562
    @mcdrippyyt562 Год назад +4

    “I have also come to understand that the two of us share the commonality of being preoccupied with assorted forms of physical endeavors” I’m gonna use that some day.

  • @drphantm
    @drphantm 3 года назад +3754

    13:47
    Spy: * is trying to destroy scout's head *
    Scout: 𝓢𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓼𝓽, 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮. 𝓘 𝓾𝓻𝓰𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷.

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад +231

      scout is learning his father's language.

    • @dumpanimator
      @dumpanimator Год назад +19

      But still Scout still Virgin after all

    • @astra11244
      @astra11244 Год назад +53

      ​@@dumpanimator yeah, nah he's not. 15:45

    • @dumpanimator
      @dumpanimator Год назад +7

      @@astra11244 i know that chicken trick but still his father call him virgin

    • @_GhostMiner
      @_GhostMiner 8 месяцев назад

      Scout is British

  • @bonjoviwankenobi8533
    @bonjoviwankenobi8533 5 лет назад +318

    My favorite class is the _obtainer of confidential information without the permisson of its holder._

    • @thirdkidney2223
      @thirdkidney2223 5 лет назад +17

      My apologies bipedal humanoid being civilization proposals abiding young male of unknown martial status,for I'll interrupt your respectable thought processes of frontal cortex so that I would be able to express mine appreciation toward military branch of heavily armed personnel of great physical capabilities and whole organism force of pressure on gravitation generating body.

    • @TheGreatestWorldFox
      @TheGreatestWorldFox 5 лет назад +8

      We extend out greetings to your presence in the second and most recent installment of a visual entertainment piece modelled by an electronic machine designed for solving mathematic equations and concerning defensible fortifications in which your reliable comrades reside. We sincerely wish for this continuation that followed the first installment of the aforementioned sequence of commercial entertainment products to be of an appropriate quality in accordance of the temporal delay of nine cycles of our magnificent planet's rotation around the star known as the "Sol" along the ellipsoid orbit specific to the said planet which started after the first commercial product had been exposed to the critique of the social masses and prolonged until this direct continuation of the said product proceeded in accord.

    • @Alex-uq1el
      @Alex-uq1el 4 года назад +4

      Though I personally prefer to take control of the trained military recruit who specializes in explosive devices whilst I enjoy the second installment of the game group of people working together within an astounding military base, I must also admit that I do find it entertaining to take control of the obtainer of confidential information due to his ability to instantly eliminate any of his foes by means of fancy cutlery.

    • @thehandrequiemoverheaven7105
      @thehandrequiemoverheaven7105 4 года назад +1

      My most used type of character of the this virtual conflict simulator is the person who uses grunts and mumbles as a means of communication of unknown gender in a suit built to withstand high levels of temperature who also appears to like harming other beings utilizing a device whose purpose is to ignite the other team whom we are fighting.

    • @TheGreatestWorldFox
      @TheGreatestWorldFox 4 года назад +1

      @@thehandrequiemoverheaven7105 Is that the very same device that in modern times is commonly used to accelerate said opponents in a certain direction specified by the operator of the aforementioned device, which is often followed by an unfortunate demise in an accident related not to the artifical weaponry, but to an environmental hazard?

  • @Ozzydoge
    @Ozzydoge Год назад +22

    30:37 pauling the spouseless💀💀

  • @BlueSea1903
    @BlueSea1903 5 месяцев назад +8

    - How long was the video?
    + 40 minutes...
    - Was it _worth it_ ?
    + Absolutely, darling. Indubitably, it was a venture worth its weight in elegance and opulence. Oh yes, it was worth every delightful moment, every shimmering ounce of effort poured into its grandeur.

  • @ItsTheVioletQueen
    @ItsTheVioletQueen 3 года назад +1825

    24:39 Medic screaming continuously through Engineer’s line just makes it for me.

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp Год назад +141

      Medic the day he finally loses his fifth soul, thus making satan the main soul shareholder.

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 Год назад +34

      @@ZuoKalp Always can add more eh

  • @CCheukKa
    @CCheukKa 3 года назад +1126

    8:39 I literally just noticed the "date" in "Expiration date" has double meaning

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 года назад +169

      Holy shet, me too. Dear god, whoever wrote that title is a genius.

    • @htlchtlc
      @htlchtlc 2 года назад +74

      To expire means to die
      It’s 2 jokes in 1 name

    • @Pingimaster
      @Pingimaster Год назад +3

      Oh

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 Год назад +146

      Triple meaning, actually.
      The mercenaries are about to meet their death, or “expiration date”.
      The bread they’ve been teleporting is rotten and evil, as though it has “expired”
      And the spy is trying to help scout ask Ms Pauling out on a Date.

    • @zed.lmaooo
      @zed.lmaooo Год назад +38

      ​@@naughtymelon6712 And it's a date on the day of their expiration... an expiration date

  • @davidunde
    @davidunde Год назад +5

    imagine running for your life from a giant loaf monster and it says "golly, if this isn't a fine appetizer"

  • @XUltraBird
    @XUltraBird Год назад +23

    Giving the living bread a voice is peak tf2 creativity

  • @elfabrip
    @elfabrip 3 года назад +722

    28:15 has the exact same energy as *"Dumbledore asked calmly"*

  • @Tokito935
    @Tokito935 3 года назад +195

    Ah yes my favorite game:
    *Squad Faction Military Stronghold: Second Installment*

    • @cowboymooman8776
      @cowboymooman8776 3 года назад +16

      The long anticipated second installment of the world-famous videogame; Allied Military Outpost, made by the company known as valve

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock Год назад +2

      In this most Exquisite computer program intended to entertain audiences of all ages, you may experience such wonderful pastimes as: forcefully acquiring a piece of fabric which is attached to either a naturally grown or artificial material in order to represent a symbolic meaning.

    • @fwoomp666
      @fwoomp666 Год назад +1

      SFMS:SI

    • @AchievementDenied
      @AchievementDenied Год назад +2

      @@cowboymooman8776 I arrive bearing an expansion upon the statement you have written upon the online social media form known as "RUclips" two terrestrial cycles around the nuclear solar fireball known as the sun, informing you that the word used, "Valve," could have been expanded upon in the form of "Component in a fluid system that can be rotated to grant access or restrict the flow of gasses or liquids within a closed or open system."

  • @underlife8858
    @underlife8858 Год назад +8

    He even changed the textures,
    Now thats some REAL dedication!

  • @painapple796
    @painapple796 Год назад +5

    I hope someone shows this to their English Teacher and see their reaction.

  • @LazyPurple
    @LazyPurple 5 лет назад +8156

    I told myself 40 minutes was too long... but then I just kept... watching...
    EDIT: 24:17 made me laugh SO hard, I can't believe how high you've kept the quality of the comedy throughout the entire video

  • @choesetrivel617
    @choesetrivel617 5 лет назад +232

    *in the midst of a fight, a grenade is thrown*
    "I HAVE NOTICED AND WOULD LIKE TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE GUNPO-

    • @slayerofdarknssdmt9697
      @slayerofdarknssdmt9697 3 года назад +8

      -Gunpowder filled spherical object that has vigorously left the hand of the individual whom has removed its ring meant for safety and security and will soon articulate a series of infernous expeltions that will severely weaken our wellbeing we must move from this uncompromising position to obtain safety from our individuals on the other side of the baron plains that we are currently engaging in tactical and aggressive actions with and find a spot that grants us safety and wellbeing against the explosive object and our unconventional countrymen that are currently pursing us

    • @vb6523
      @vb6523 3 года назад +4

      @@slayerofdarknssdmt9697 Meanwhile said spherical object intentioned and capable of inflecting intense harm upon the body of a homo sapiens due to the use of a concoction of several chemicals and powders proceeds to twirl its form in the space multiple units of length above the ground in a manner that implies an absence of a sense of hurry, so as the rather helpful individual informing his comrades with assorted objects of harm is able to finish his well worded explanation before continuing its trajectory to fulfill its duty against the person who was deemed an unfriendly target by the combatant who started said process.

    • @slayerofdarknssdmt9697
      @slayerofdarknssdmt9697 3 года назад

      @Digicraftmon the Crystal Gem on the behalf of the 05 council i will say nice

  • @shortyshortyvidoes
    @shortyshortyvidoes 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love how the captions tells you what theyre actually saying in the original video

  • @Heliocentricity
    @Heliocentricity Год назад +30

    25:10 The fact that the pipe was already there makes this funnier.

  • @ZeusGamingAOM
    @ZeusGamingAOM 4 года назад +552

    "Forcing me to cut our discussion short"
    ALL of your discussions are everything BUT short.

    • @theasandys
      @theasandys 3 года назад +15

      I have one question for you.
      WHY?

  • @Hans-hy5jp
    @Hans-hy5jp 5 лет назад +902

    The category in which this has been placed is beneath the category of education, understandably and rightfully so.

    • @tall_prince
      @tall_prince 5 лет назад +23

      Yes. This made my brain cells grow a top hat

    • @Hans-hy5jp
      @Hans-hy5jp 5 лет назад +22

      @@tall_prince affirmative, my dopamine levels have been increased greatly due to this fact.

    • @tall_prince
      @tall_prince 5 лет назад +8

      @@Hans-hy5jp laughing out loud

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh 3 года назад +6

      @@tall_prince Exclaiming my entertainment caused from this action loudly in volume.

    • @tall_prince
      @tall_prince 3 года назад +3

      @@gayahhbihh This expression that I have anylysed from my visual sensory organs has inspired my lungs to contract, letting out more air through my nostrils than what is perceived to be normal

  • @cryptic2121
    @cryptic2121 Год назад +4

    My vocabulary doubled from watching this video

    • @cryptic2121
      @cryptic2121 Год назад +1

      Dare I say, mine lexicon has truly surpassed its previous contents upon the glancing of the motion picture I bare witness to!

  • @MayorMcDonalds
    @MayorMcDonalds 10 месяцев назад +7

    Bro British tf2 hits different 💀

  • @trollbreeder2534
    @trollbreeder2534 5 лет назад +221

    38 minutes well spent
    Man i love Squad Fanctioned Military Stronghold 2

    • @enviousshogun
      @enviousshogun 5 лет назад +16

      The second installment of squad fanctioned military stronghold *

  • @big_mike7950
    @big_mike7950 5 лет назад +599

    “I think, therefore I am”
    -Sentient tumor bread monster

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack 4 года назад +45

      "I reaffirm the existence of my own higher brain functions and capacity, henceforth, I may prove my own existence and intelligence in accordance with the gentleman Rene Descartes' own philosophy."

    • @combinemetrocop4213
      @combinemetrocop4213 3 года назад +5

      Please compel my amorous faculties to sense attraction from your person.

    • @zetwave
      @zetwave 2 года назад

      Billie bread monster

    • @xiphosura413
      @xiphosura413 Год назад +1

      You're twisting my knickers, old bean!

  • @alperorsbey6784
    @alperorsbey6784 11 месяцев назад +4

    Even the bread was a distinguished gentleman.

  • @beanmann000
    @beanmann000 Год назад +5

    The quality of the digital moving picture that has been cast onto my electronic device is above nearly all others, and has, at the present time, affected my emotional state in a positive manner. I do believe such visual is what the entire principal of communication is constructed after. I show my gratitude.

  • @therealthirst8099
    @therealthirst8099 5 лет назад +129

    Ah yes my favorite video game, the second installment of the video game titled "Squad Factioned Military Stronghold. Created by the company whom takes it's name from a device for controlling the passage of fluid or air through a pipe, duct, etc., especially an automatic device allowing movement in one direction only. AKA "Valve Software"

  • @spiffymoney3335
    @spiffymoney3335 5 лет назад +190

    For some reason, this gives the TF2 characters differently dynamic personalities.

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 4 года назад +10

      Good observation, as me, an adolescent individual, will exploit the given term to describe you in a state of sarcasm and flattery as the infamous detective in fictional culture the world has ever been exposed to as a sarcastic reaction to your greatly obvious discovery that is combined alongside a noun that is associated with feces that exfoliates out of the anal cavity of the human organ system, as well as the term for massive displeasure.
      (Translated) no shit sherlock.

  • @AidanDaGreat
    @AidanDaGreat 8 месяцев назад +4

    This is oddly calming before bed.

  • @JajooFishpaste
    @JajooFishpaste 5 месяцев назад +2

    Love how the captions are the original dialouge

  • @coopercan
    @coopercan 5 лет назад +423

    "What is that thumbnail?"
    "What is that description?
    "What is that title?"
    "What is that on the tru-
    Oh,
    It's one of THESE videos."
    "Where's the popcorn?!"

  • @vbgvbg1133
    @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +363

    You even changed your username
    And the detail lmfao
    Edit:
    I correct my statement,
    You, the individual producer of this masterpiece, has taken to the drastic measure of modifying your online identification for the sole purpose of comedic effect.
    I express my astonishment at the great carefulness in creating minor changes to the original that would otherwise be considered obscure.

    • @ultr4nima
      @ultr4nima 5 лет назад

      What did he change his username to when he released this video?

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 лет назад +2

      @@ultr4nima the RUclips channel superraxxosomethingsomethingiforgot

    • @ultr4nima
      @ultr4nima 5 лет назад

      ahh, thank you

  • @toiletgamign2969
    @toiletgamign2969 Год назад +37

    I love how despite the voicelines and in video subtitles showing the overcomplicated way, the yt subtitles say the normal expiration date dialogue
    Also at 8:27 demo does a dance.
    🎉

  • @somebody5571
    @somebody5571 Год назад +3

    I like how everytime they mention Pauling they say 'casually refered to' while never casually refering.

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 3 года назад +609

    I just realized now: Spy used the last two days of his life trying to help the Scout make his wish come true. Good dad.

  • @bamama1365
    @bamama1365 3 года назад +219

    5:11
    Scout: *"giving a speech about how Engineer and Medic's catch sucks"*
    Soldier in the background: _AAAA-_

  • @ARatherSousvideIndividual
    @ARatherSousvideIndividual Год назад +4

    I am in a state of laughter due to the fact of the preposterous nature of the baked good remaining it’s politeness while beginning hostilities between each soldier of fortune

  • @RobertTheFoxxo
    @RobertTheFoxxo Год назад +5

    I love how the captions keep the original video's script in tact, so you can see how long someone is saying something compared to simply "Dear god."

  • @starmario144
    @starmario144 3 года назад +362

    24:38
    The scream going on, the music, the straight tone of the delibered line of "Awwh hell" it's just hilarious

  • @davidhsonic
    @davidhsonic 5 лет назад +140

    This actually flows decently well. I’d actually call this well written. Really nice word selection.
    Also, I am presently struggling to utilize the English language.

  • @ledderfayes
    @ledderfayes Год назад +17

    Pyro's one liners murdered me 29:58

    • @thetardis9873
      @thetardis9873 Год назад +2

      I must confess that the one-liners delivered by the pyromaniac character have had a devastating impact on my well-being, figuratively speaking. Their sharp wit, incisive humor, and fiery delivery have left me utterly enthralled and incapacitated with laughter. Each quip and retort from the pyromaniac seems to possess an unparalleled ability to ignite a spark of amusement within me, engulfing my senses and rendering me unable to contain the explosive bursts of mirth that ensue. It is an experience that figuratively consumes me, leaving me gasping for breath as the pyromaniac's razor-sharp comedic prowess immolates my sense of composure.

    • @souppyyy3053
      @souppyyy3053 Год назад +9

      it is with great dismay that i inform you, individual who comments on videos, that it is, to my knowledge, not in fact the pyro who utters such comical statements, but rather, the relatively large sentient wheat-based lifeform who provides such wit. i do however, wish to reiterate that i am, of course, not the individual responsible for the creation and sharing of the film that which this discussion derives, and thus cannot be entirely certain that my assumption is correct. i wish to end this thought by stating that i do not mean to incite any degree of offense towards you, my good chap.

    • @aguyonyt1
      @aguyonyt1 11 месяцев назад

      @@souppyyy3053tldr: bread monster made sound

    • @Blowter
      @Blowter 6 месяцев назад

      @@souppyyy3053 yeah, lol.
      Why I am with my upmost respects understand the reasoning on to why you may have attempted to catch this chap’s blunder I do say that it was rather unnecessary due to the humor not relying on the information, I do say that I shall mark upon you with a stereotypical nerd-like emoticon for your dialogue.

  • @theautisticdoomgod
    @theautisticdoomgod Год назад +6

    24:23 Excellent work on a specifying scene
    just one thing...
    The aforementioned interval of light between two successive nights indicating one of the calendar year on which one of the article ceases in order to be indicating quality

  • @taqido
    @taqido 3 года назад +132

    This man can turn the word " yes " into a paragraph

  • @Paprika_Blues
    @Paprika_Blues 5 лет назад +549

    raxxo, you absolute madlad, i can't believe you did a gentleman translation of expiration date

    • @Infomaniac_Moment
      @Infomaniac_Moment 5 лет назад +20

      "you cannot hide, furry" -Heavy 1968

    • @dudedogdawg8024
      @dudedogdawg8024 5 лет назад

      @@Infomaniac_Moment wut

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 5 лет назад

      More like uptight asshole trying to sound smart translation.
      Still though, it's admirable.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад

      so expiration date from sp[ys point of veiw

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +4

      Raxxo, you insane individual of a great caliber, i realise that i am having difficulty in taking your act of recreating the animated film identified as “The mark of time according to the christian calendar in which a product is no longer of safe consumption” as the words of a well mannered male as the truth

  • @cryptic2121
    @cryptic2121 Год назад +3

    I watched 25 minutes of this 3 years ago why did RUclips just recommend me to finish it
    Thanks RUclips this is amazing

  • @peterkershaw11
    @peterkershaw11 Год назад +5

    If I were an English professor at a college, I would use this video in my first or second class in a 111 (honors) section alongside the original to tell all the honors students “flowery language and puffing up your paper to meet the page/word requirement is not only absurd but will get you a 60/100 for wasting not only my time but yours”

  • @TACxupete
    @TACxupete 5 лет назад +171

    This is useful to repair and regenerate the brain cells I've lost during the surreal events of the previous videos.

  • @Macabrecrypt
    @Macabrecrypt 3 года назад +142

    "You're twisting my knickers, old bean!"
    I'm done.

  • @aeroblu2002
    @aeroblu2002 Год назад +2

    Imagine trying to ask a girl out, and she responds with "upon evaluation, your request warrants my compliance"

  • @vanillabarrel7886
    @vanillabarrel7886 Год назад +2

    The bread gaining consiousness is most hilarious.

  • @Squideey
    @Squideey 5 лет назад +64

    This comment is written with the express purpose of rewarding the author of this video with much-deserved praise for causing myself to guffaw and experience a heightened level of endorphins within my nervous system.

  • @TheNikoBellic2008
    @TheNikoBellic2008 5 лет назад +1350

    Normies: BRO WE FINNA GET WASTED THIS WEEKEND
    Me, an intellectual: *Greetings my fellow brothers-in-arms, for I have returned with the alcoholic beverages so that we may indulge in reckless intoxication in order to celebrate the final two days of the batch of seven. I say!*

    • @heitorsilva6897
      @heitorsilva6897 5 лет назад +62

      I'd rather proceed to move my person from this actual location into the place of entertainment in which the game known comonly as "bowling" is practiced

    • @kaiserwilhelmii9705
      @kaiserwilhelmii9705 4 года назад +33

      Niko, my relative which is a son nor a daughter of my aunt and uncle! Let us come to another location where are able to do a particular entertainment or sport in which we roll down a heavy and large ball down a track and try to knock down a group of tall, thin, wooden objects

    • @KryptRaider
      @KryptRaider 4 года назад +6

      Male sibling occurrence.

    • @mheannethony
      @mheannethony 3 года назад +7

      I praise you brother in arms for transporting alcoholic beverages from where you can take things but in a cost of giving paper that has worth now we must indulge the alcoholic becerages and celebrate our rest

  • @NightBeWheat
    @NightBeWheat Год назад +16

    I love when her head started spinning at 2:18

  • @ethanbear360
    @ethanbear360 Год назад +5

    2:13 I love that they just say 'good grief' when shot

  • @shi5369
    @shi5369 3 года назад +659

    I really like this. Instead of just cramming in words to the point of being verbose, it's actually written like a Shakespearean comedy.

    • @Formula_Zero_EX
      @Formula_Zero_EX Год назад +5

      Yep

    • @smolse6854
      @smolse6854 Год назад +3

      Yeah

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 Год назад +3

      Yup

    • @SuperGoat527
      @SuperGoat527 Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @powersurge413
      @powersurge413 Год назад +32

      I think you just put into words why i actually find this video amusing, when i hated all of the memes like this, all of the memes basically just used a thesaurus for all the words, whereas this actually took some time to change around

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix 5 лет назад +765

    Date:
    Engi: "Listen. Just bread get tumor."
    Med: "Not tumor. Self aware beauty mark, only in wheat. Watch. It hate me."
    Engi: "So, fine. As nobody teleport bread."
    Sol: "Question."
    Engi: "What?"
    Sol: "I teleport."
    Engi: What?"
    Sol: "Told me?"
    Engi: "How much?"
    Sol: "Teleport bread 3 day."
    Med: "Where? Where?"
    Expiration Date:
    Engineer: "Guys! Hey, fellas, Listen! It's just bread that get's tumors!"
    Medic: "Not even tumors! It's some form of self aware beauty mark, that only metastasizes in an environment of pure wheat. Here, watch this. He hates me so much!"
    Soldier: "He he he"
    Engineer: "So we're fine, as long as, nobody teleport any bread."
    Soldier: "Question."
    Engineer: "What's you're question, soldier?"
    Soldier: "I've teleported bread."
    Engineer: "What?"
    Soldier: "You told me to."
    Engineer: "How... Much?"
    Soldier: "I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days."
    Medic: "AGH! Where? Where have you been sending it!?!"
    The Day of a Calendar Year on Which an Article Ceases to Be of Quality:
    Engineering person: "Have my obeisance, comrades in arms, and provide me with your attention. Contrary to our suspicion that our bodies will suffer tumefaction, it has come to light that only comestible loaves are victim to such a mishap."
    Health practitioner: "Additionally, we have misidentified what was previously though to be neoplastic tissue! They in actuality seem to be a variant of melanocytic moles that are conscious of their environment and state of being, only capable of permeating its continued expansion within a setting of perfectly unadulterated grass of the genus Triticum. Now afford your vision to what will occur on the hereabouts."
    Mutated loaf: "You're twisting my knickers, old bean!"
    Health practitioner: "Goodness gracious! The encapsulated entity has grown seriously prodigious feelings of contempt towards my being!"
    Military frontline enforcer: "Good show! Quite entertaining!"
    Engineering person: "In conclusion, each and every one of us is found in safety, provided the condition of no individual adopting the fault of instantaneously relocating compounds of baked wheat mixed with dietary liquids."
    Military frontline enforcer: "I face an enigma which I fancy expressing."
    Engineering person: "Please, military frontline enforcer. Would you enlighten me of your puzzlement?"
    Military frontline enforcer: "I am responsible for transmitting the physical matter of uncoated pastries via instant relocation."
    Engineering person: "Pardon my concerned intrigue, but may you rehearse your activity?"
    Military frontline enforcer: "It surprises me greatly that you appear to be perturbed, as I distinctly recall you explicitly encouraging me to complete this task."
    Engineering person: "Would you be inclined to approximate the quantity for me in order to ease my distress?"
    Military frontline enforcer: "As for myself, no enterprises where performed, safe for the instantaneous transportation of staple loaf foods over a ternary quantity of diurnal courses."
    Health practitioner: "I demand to know at which in space! To what destination are you culpable for having them dispatched?!"

    • @cjmynameboi2651
      @cjmynameboi2651 3 года назад +29

      in a nutshell yah

    • @workingjoe5599
      @workingjoe5599 3 года назад +47

      It seem as though, I, an individual being in a 3 dimensional space, am unsure weather or not I have gained or lost biological cells required to keep the organ responsible for sending commands to different areas of my body to allow it to move, breath, and perform other bodily functions, also known as the cerebral cortex, or brain.

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus 3 года назад +19

      Read text. Smarter or dumber? Not know.

    • @ausore9832
      @ausore9832 3 года назад +4

      if no one else will make date a full video i will

    • @notamobilesprout4175
      @notamobilesprout4175 3 года назад +7

      I have exhaled carbon dioxide in response to a comical sight

  • @Vexcenot
    @Vexcenot Год назад +15

    10:44 HEAVY ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT SCOUT'S JOKE!?
    and later sniper, probably from his sheer hate for spies rather than the joke actually being funny to him