Darth Vader with Child Anakin's voice
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
- What if Darth Vader had his little kid voice? A 6' 7" problem child with unlimited power... to annoy people! -- Thank you all so much for the positive comments, likes and shares! It definitely gives me incentive to make a few more!
While bored in deep space (and nobody to play with), Darth Vader's respirator malfunctions, his voice now resembling the shrill and prepubescent Anakin Skywalker.
On the eve of the Rebel Alliance's epic assault upon the Empire, Vader desperately searches for a friend.
00:00 - Main Titles
00:22 - Bye!
01:16 - Are you an angel?
01:55 - Ever see a pod race?
03:03 - Yes, sir.
03:55 - You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?
04:47 - There is a danger.
05:26 - I think you overestimate their chances.
06:49 - This is not good!
07:56 - Credits
#starwars #badlipreading #starwarsmemes
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Let's play a game. The video also references Aliens, Monty Python, Tommy Boy, X-Men, Friends, Friday, and there's a Wilhelm Scream in there too. There's some others, but I can't remember them. Identify the references and time codes below.
1:16 friends, 6:46 monty python, 7:29 wilhelm scream
Nice
What’s the song playing in the background in the trench run
@@dumbmonkey1313 still making money!
m. deicke small amount, good quality. I cant imagine how good the next video is gonna be
No one:
Anakin: “I’m a pilot yknow!”
Yes sir!
All my life!
2:55
have you ever seen a pod race?
No sir
*Chokes a guy to death*
"It wasn't my fault! Really! The biggest problem in this universe is that no one helps each other"
Don't help each other go to heaven
Maria Duran-Ruiz AINT THAT A BITCH?!
Sweet home Alabama
Secuestra a zelda wey
I laughed harder at the "BYE!"
Sad to see how the dark side broke Anakin, he even regressed to a child
The child became a child killer
Funniest shit i’ve ever seen
@@SigmundOrthodoxy Ironic
When anakin gets shot by a child ray:
🤣
@@SigmundOrthodoxy would have been even funnier if he skipped his childhood 🤨
*Vader arrives at the death star*
“Mom i’m home”
About his mom....
Sit down we need to have a talk about Annie’s mum
@@magic_grapefruit annie's mom has got it goin on
The version George Lucas always wanted
No, not enough CGI.
Not enough jar jar
I'm a pilot you know.
+Nathan Mecey Yes sir
+purpandorange Don't give him any ideas...
When you get a badass costume for Halloween but you haven’t hit puberty
Lol
underrated comment
lol
lol
More lol
Vader: **Kills a guy**
Also Vader: “The biggest problem in the universe is that nobody helps each other”
Vader: "Bye!"
I'm intrested in seeing the opposite. Just imagine "Yippee" or "Are you an angel?" in Vader's voice. That would would be hilarious.
This needs more likes
yessssssss
THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY LOL
**breeth** *Yipee* **breeth**
HISHE can do that
The weirdest shit you find while drunk during Christmas.
Würd.
Ngugi TWC never thought I'd see you here... 😮
The Silver Elite Neither did I, but here we are - it must be the spirit of Christmas :D
Ngugi TWC the spirit of the recommended videos section perhaps?;)
The Silver Elite The Rouge One vibes are strong in this one, haha ;)
Anakin says the worst thing about the universe is no one helps each other. turns into a sith lord after murdering children
Well Vadar did help someone! LOL
Ratatoskr damn you squirrel, your so annoying to fight.... i mean he did help them to die and helped them not become jedi
na man ur just bad at SMITE. 1v1 me bro
ill 1v1 u bro 1tick ags gg m8
Chris C. who?
Vader annoying Tarkin is probably the most accurate child and parent interaction on RUclips.
same
"Can I go? Can I go? Can I go? Can I go?"
No, it doesn’t include a child abuse
The uncomfortable way the poor dude kept responding with "yes sir. No sir" when Darth Anakin kept talking about his ship🤣
M
A very accurate depiction of talking to a 5 year old
5:58
First Anakin was an adult slaughtering kids
Now he’s a kid slaughtering adults
It’s like poetry
Max Isola it rhymes
1:17
The circle is now complete.
Ironic...
Just like the simulation
Darth Vader flirting with Leia is the most unconfortable thing I've ever seen
Even more than Luke kissing her? :D I mean, Vader is a child, he doesn't know better :/
Luke’s a kid too
Ganta Igarashi Luke was in his twenties at the time but still he just didn’t know.
The Skywalkers are clearly from Alabama.
That's how Kylo Ren is born
Is no one gonna talk about how vader blew up his own death star 😂
Hahaha
"YIPPEEEEE"
Well Vader said in Rogue One that he didn't like the Death Star
That was WIZARD.
@@MariOmor1 That's probably why he said that the capabilities of the Death Star are insignificant to the power of the Force.
4:13 "I saw your laser sword. Only Jedis carry that kind of weapon" - Vader, as he's approaching with his own sword lit.
That actually sounds fucking scary. Like, you know what Vader does to the Jedi. He's basically saying Obi-Wan's going to die now.
_L I T . . ._
Obi-Wan: "No, I'm a Jedi Master."
Vader: "What's the difference?"
Obi-Wan: "You never became one."
In the first, you say the sword youre talking about from voltes v
I love how he flirted with Leia, his own daughter.
Bull_ Gaming well Darth didn't know he had kids at the beginning of episode 4
Bull_ Gaming you considered that flirting?
Canyon F that doesn't really have anything to do with this voice over video. he was talking about little Anni's acting
Daniel Barron In Anakins eyes, it was. I don't like it, I don't want it, but we got it.
RIP Princess Leia.
imagine if it was episode 3
"you were the chosen one!"
"I'm a pilot you know"
More like
"You were the chosen one!"
"I'm a person and my name is Anakin"
@@TheRealTerranMarine Thats actually kinda deep.
XD
Don't try i-
*I d o n t t h i n k s o*
LMFAO
Anakin's body language sells this as real way too perfectly.
"I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan"
"MIPASA CHOPASA"
Am I the only one who thinks Darth Vader sounds even more evil with this voice?
Hell no man, he sounds like Kevin Mackalester from Home Alone. That little psychopath
I think he sounds more evil with this voice
He sounds like a brat XD
It just sounds creepy and it feels like i wont be taking him seriously
@@dylancasey1702 McCallister*
Vader is like that awkward friend of yours who keeps defaulting to one topic whenever you have a conversation. "I'm a pilot you know?"
LOL, I am that awkward friend :)
+Cybermat47 me too
+DiomedesIsHit ''I killed a bunch of children, but not a single jedi other than my friend''
Josh Sanders Proof?
Josh Sanders Mace Windu was killed by The Councilor first of all, second of all I meant about he himself killing people, and third of all, the comic books and novels don't count anymore.
"Please to meet you"- The Galaxys most feared sith before murdering a starfeighter pilot
Anakin: are you an angel?
Leia: No, your daughter.
“Are you an angel?”
Anakin... that’s your daughter
Anakin: “i have a daughter? I’m so happy! I gotta tell everyone! Hey everyone, did you hear the news?! I’m a father! Hey bounty hunters, guess what? I have a daughter, did you know that? Hey meteors, I’m father! I have a daughter, little droid that drives around the hallway. I have a daughter, lightspeeeeeeed woah! This is amazing, I feel alive again! Me and daughter ruling the galaxy. She’s gonna be so excited!”
@@annnnnnnn394 Ah yes, a man of culture
@@batmitesolos7097 hdjs
@@TheBoyBanditKing1911 wtf
@@batmitesolos7097 hdjsjd
"The biggest problem in the universe is nobody loves each other"
- Darth Vader; serial killer and dictator by day, lover by night.
BrotchMrToast
And child all the rest of the time
BrotchMrToast He is not a dictator lol
Jan Vesseur ani was in favor of a dictatorship tbh
6:29 i find it funny how Vader’s having the time of his life blowing up ships 😹
i lost it when the guy walked in and he goes “hI”
“I shall become more powerful that you could possib- -“
“I don’t think so”
Obi-wan: "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!"
Darth Vader: "I can help!" (cuts him in half and sees the empty robe fall to the floor) "Neat trick! Will I ever see you again?"
gortab yo instant regret
Oh I don’t think so
MOM IM HOME
Super badass dude lollololol
i fucking love the stormtroopers and how they dont take their jobs seriously
but then again would you take your job seriously if you were working for a 6'8 kid
ITS 6"7 *TRIGGERED*
stfulol
sorry for not being american
Scrub Lord that stfulol wasnt for you.
Gerald Mardiska and that message wasnt for you
I love how he keeps asking if anybody has ever seen a pod race
ikr 😂😂
Love how he’s either just saying “hi” the whole time or just flexing his pod racing skills😂
Vader seems a lot more scary like this.
Steven yah he kinda does
He is completely insane
I agree
He is a tall child from this
Yes
when RUclips purposely puts a video on your recommended section as a Christmas gift
Benish Ben same here
same here
thunderdrake13 same
Purposefully*
Bang Count OBJECTION! You may be right, but he was, too.
www.dictionary.com/browse/purposely
"Our scout ships have reached Dantooine."
"Yippee!"
"But they estimate that it has been abandoned for some time"
"Oops"
This video is freaking gold XD
I think he said taotooine not datooine
@@riku_kiritani it is Dantooine as that's where the rebels base was :)
Ya we have tatooine and datooine datooine is a small rebel base and yavin 4 is the main base
I died when Vader act childish and talk about his dreams and goals near Tarkin.
I lose it every time Vader enters and he's like "HI"
It is really cute. :) But little boys are always cute, Jake included.
Man youre fucking gay?
Candy4Bullets What are you loosening? Hopefully not something vital.
Gamer Held what's wrong with being gay?
Nothing.I just asked
Plot twist: That one youngling killed him and took his place.
In America, you kill youngling.
It Soviet Russia, youngling kill you.
@Meme Thing ƃuᴉlƃunoʎ llᴉʞ ɹǝpᴉds 'ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uI
When Vader was in his Surgery. A little voice called Master Skywalker I have come for Revenge and that's where he killed Vader and the youngling was Vader the whole time
@@thatonedude7966 In America, younglings kill younglings
He gave anakin sand
0:48 It's amazing how perfectly that fits.
Vader: ArE YoU An AnGeL
Stormtrooper: uh anakin that’s your daughter
Vader: umm oops
Stormtrooper: uhh she is pretty tho
Vader:force chokes him and slams him up and down with force
Stormtrooper: screaming *intensifys*
It wasn't his fault - really, look!
"when they hear you've attacked a diplomatic-"
"are you an angel?"
well, she is now
damn, ur right
Why? Ask yourself. Was that neccesary?
Well, that pickup line worked with her mom, after all.
"The biggest problem in the universe is nobody helps anyone." Said as he's strangling a guy to death. This makes Vader sound like a psychotic man child.
Dan McCudden
That's basically his character in the star wars Sega to some degree
If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live!
He actually killed him because he doesn't help others. That scene is obviously a PSA about being a good person and helping those who need it.
thats basically kylo
I mean, that's what Disney thinks a sith is.
The way Little Anakin's lines flow with the scenes is making me roll on the floor I CAN'T
Damn the lava at Mustafa must have scrambled Vader’s brain and made his brain turn into a child
Just watched Darth Vader with child Anakin's voice blow up X-wings to Van Halen. My life is complete
+C Delany you just made my day XD
He even blows up the Death Star!
+C Delany Those are Y-wings...and X-wings
+C Delany Now that's what I call pod racing.
+C Delany
Yup
best video about of star wars in youtube !!!!!
When the 8 year old takes halloween too seriously.
*too
69th likes thank me later
100th like
9 actually
So True
2:53 in the original movie: scared shitless of vader, but doesnt try to show it
2:53 here: why TF did we let this guy lead us??!
10 greatest one liners before the kill:
Pleased to meet you!
"I'll try...this one!"
*blows up Death Star*
I died XD
"What will happen to me now?"
LOL
"ups!" :)
"Oops"
hahahahahah
"I'm a pilot you know"
ever seen a pod race?
now this is pod racing!
+Sameela Ahmad yes sir
+Sameela Ahmad yes sir
+Sam Galiana-Arroyo no sir
The “What will happen to me now?” Got me laughing hard!!
Anakin: talks about angels
Leia: I have no idea what you’re talking about
M
“I had a dream I was a Jedi, and I freed all the slaves.”
Yeah if by slaves you mean Padawans and by freed you mean killed...
Younglings*... they werent even padawans yet...
By killed you mean slaughtered
@@thatoneguy1520 Darth Vader fought not only with padawans but jedi masters
@@Pavelgon4ik Yes he killed any jedi order member in his path. I was referring to Michael H saying padawans...I just wanted to throw in younglings.
He truly freed them from their mortal coils.
Episode III:
Kenobi: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground
Anakin (in 8 year-old Anakin voice): I don’t think so!
Anakin: (jumps) Yipee!
Kenobi: (slices Anakin’s limbs off)
Anakin: What will happen to me now?
That's sort of sad...
yOu EvEr SeEn PoD rAcInG ?!?
Actually Anakin was 9 in the Phantom Menace which was the movie they got the voice from.A way to know is Anakin was 18 in Attack of the Clones and it was set 9 years after the Phantom Menace.
How do you count years if years are a thing from Earth? And if you consider it's Coruscant years, how do you know Coruscant years have similar lenght to Earth years?
Is the last line a HISHE reference???
Wow, I found the whole altered composition of the fight to destroy the Death Star very entertaining and impressive!!
With the clips placed in that order and the music, and the new lines for Vader, you completely changed the meaning and that was really creative and cool (and funny)! :D XD
Well thanks for loving my comment m. deicke :)
I'm a pilot you know?
Yes sir.
You ever seen a Pod Race?
No sir.
antonio girgenti it is treason then
When child Anakin gets mad, he sounds like a 10 year old raging because he died in fortnite
I mean child Anakin was around 10 years old
lol
Jill Wiegand *Call of Duty
chill boi *fortnite
*ur mum
just the thought of child Anakin being second in command of the entire galaxy is hilarious
“Nice to meet you” -kills the person he just met-
"If you strike me down, i shall be more powerful than you can possibly-"
"I don't think so" *kills him*
wIlL i EvEr sEe yOu AgAin?1?1?
Nazi or india
LOL
"WOW!"
Tsundare
🥺
Anyone: says anything
Anakin: Ever seen a podrace?
No sir
I'm a pilot, ya know
Yes sir
“I’m the only human who can do it”
Yes sir
Anyone: Does something
Vader: IMA PILOT YOU KNOW
😂
NO!! Anakin.. or vader .. THATS OUR DAUGHTER
I now imagine several kids stacked on top of each other inside the Vader suit.
Wow OK expect obi want is not a bunch of pathetic lifeform
@Jacques Media Reviews JMR What do you mean? Vince is a perfectly well adjusted adult man and his co-workers at the Business Factory always recommend him for business.
Becuase of atom and cell patheic lifeform but has a good use
Youngling corpses
Darth Vincent or even Vader Adultman
VADER: *'LUKE, I AM YOUR SON'*
LUKE: *'NOOOOOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE'*
BECAUSE I'M A VIRIGN
"Yeah the coat hanger really messed me up"
OH MY GOSH THE REPLY SECTION IS PURE GOLD
XD
Jude Wilson Sweet home Alabama
I love that Vader is listening to Van Halen in his TIE Fighter loL!!!
"What?! I don't think so."
"I don't understand. Bye!"
Z
The way he keeps saying "I am a pilot, you know?" makes it look like he's deeply traumatised about not accomplishing his childhood dream and instead becoming... _this_
Thats deep.
I may be late But I would recommend watching Ani a musical by the company Starkid. They have a really funny take on this I think you would enjoy it.
...
wait they made that
Yeah it's actually like he's delusional and finally slipping from all the trauma but everyone cares and no one wants to make it worse.
Aaaand you’ve made this depressing again.
“Are you an angel? I heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They live on the moons of Iego, I think.”
“I don't know what you're talking about.”
Techoopa ohmenghisa
*moons of lego
And then ookschooabokwamminochachambdoopha
@@D4rkRCS yes Lego
They live on the moon of Legoland what
I love how Young Vader is just going on about his childlike with podracing and the lieutenant (or whatever his rank is) has to just sit there and say "Yes Sir" cause even realistically he can't do shit to stop it, whether he's talking to a sith lord or just a normal higher rank officer or not X'D
4:39 "I'll try swinging; that's a good trick!"
He's hitting on his daughter!
Luke and Leia made out soo...
@@redfallxenos4585 Hey i guess it runs in the family to hit on other members
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*
Like father like son
Must be Sharia
I love that he always says "Hi" to everyone.
Of course. He's a kid afterall.
He's a pilot you know?
*H I*
H I
@@autisticsponge8311 yeah, but as stated at the beginning, he just wanted a friend.
5:34 Vader: "Ok let's go left!"
*Proceeds to the right*
The other left
He's a kid damn you
@@shengloongtan229 understandable
7:43 Um, that was YOUR station, Anakin.
"Are you an angel?"
She is now...
:'(
katphisH OOOOOH MYYYYYY GOOOOD its been like less than a week and we already have amazing jokes like this
katphisH
R.I.P. Carrie Fisher
katphisH too fucking soon
mkmasta 1213 No it's not, you wus. It's not even that bad.
"Hi" and "I'm a pilot you know" kill me everytime xD
Yes sir! Killed me XD
+Cody Ruffenach same here
+Cody Ruffenach ME TOO xD
dude same
+Cody Ruffenach yeah the Hi killed me
"Our ships have reached Dantooine"
yipPEEEEE
I'm dying at the part where Darth Vader is flying with the TIE Fighters with the song Panama from Van Halen
wtf this video is almost 4 years old but for some reason youtube recommends it to everyone on Christmas 2016?
Grumar S same! Lol.
Grumar S right
RUclips's Christmas gift to the world!
Rogue One perhaps?
Good present ;)
Vader's nuts were burned off in Mustafar, so he might actually sound like that
You know...in all my days, this never occurred to me. I really don't know how to feel about this.
SpectreBot no thats not how it works
That's not possible, as he was way past puberty when he (assumingly) lost his testicles, therefore he already had a mutated voice.
@@floatingchimney matured. I think you mean matured.
Richard Batsbak
No, I mean mutated. Look up “puberty voice mutation”. Or just look up the word mutation if it makes it easier.
Anakin: "What are we going to do about it? There are too many of them!"
*Uhh... I don't know how to feel about that foreshadowing.*
If Vader had literally kid voice, he would be more creepy character
Breaks neck and throws him on wall: Vader: “it wasn’t my fault, really look!”
Are you the real Pam beesly
Nathan Regennitter yes
Sweet
How is Jim
Randolph Hicks hes good
I like how he blew up his own Death Star
Yeppie!!!
ZoLexa whoooo
ZoLexa oops
"what will happen to me now?"
ZoLexa me to
Kills Obi wan and sees him disappear
Anakin: will i ever see you again?
1:25 This is pretty dark considering that Anakin is her dad
Disgusting*
well leia had the nerve to kiss her brother so im sure she wouldn't mind
No one:
No one at all:
Vader: I'm a pilot ya know?
Princess Leia why do you can’t get well with your dad
God I hate that meme it's not even funny. No OnE:
Suq Madiq
No one:
You: I hAtE tHaT MeMe
Suq Madiq shut up
So technically, our dad’s voice is a kid’s voice and he acts like a kid? Wow.
Tarkin: *looks at Vader seriously*
Vader "I'm a pilot, you know"
The deadpan Tarkin. I just lost it lol.
@@ayf1983 I lost it when Vaderkin starts speaking Huttanese to Leia! I can only imagine him smiling under the mask and helmet as he antagonizes her! Lol
There's a big race tomorrow on Boonta Eve.
yes sir.
The image of a towering caped cyborg speaking with the voice of a small child is oddly….unsettling.
Tarkin looking at Vader thinking "You didn't just say that."
Considering the fact that there’s so many little Ani quotes that go with this, I think it’s safe to say this was meant to happen.
Terravinctumlol 343 along with Tarkin’s expressions. Like, “Why do I have to babysit this kid?”
“It’s like poetry, they rhyme”
Yup
anakin skywalker was decided to be vader since 1980, child anakin was first shown in 1999
Don't call me "baby ani"
Vader: **talks about me him and pod racing**
Officer: yes sir yes sir yes sir
Hes probaly not even paying attention
Nah hes terrified if he misses one note he's fucking toast
@@andrewkra1100 officer: doesnt agree
Darth vader: so you have chosen.... death
Ikr dude lol
@Floren Howells wait what happened
Officer," Is it just me or is Vader losing it? He is so annoying, always asking "Did you know I'm a pilot?" I wish I could choke him, arrrrrg!"
Tarkin's reactions are golden! :-D
I f'ing lost it when Panama started playing lmfao
"You won't win, I will just become more powerful."
"I don't think so"
*SLICE*
"Will I ever see you again"
:(
hahaha
I crie evrey tiem
The last thing Tarkin hears before the death star blows up is a single, final "Yippee!".
Hissanrach lmao!
Its so funny
(Sith lightsaber igniting)
"You are a Jedi, too?"
This is what the Internet was made for