"That's not true!" "No it's true" "That's impossible!" "No no no it happened. All of that stuff happened" "NOOOOOOO!" "So here's the good news. So Macy's..."
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Kyle Campbell WW2 was the last and most recent war America fought. All others were unlawful weird and arbitrary policing and whatnot crap with odd and arbitrary rules of engagement because it wasn't a real war.
+Uzair Djillali Yahud He won't be happy to see Luke fall because he was told the truth about Dr. Ben Carson, but at least the good news is that Luke was told about Trump's cufflinks being sold at Macy's!
@Thunderrunner I can do a few different impressions... my best is probably Arnold Schwarzenegger! Also, a decent John Cleese (when he's like... spastic,) Tommy Chong, Sean Connery... maybe a few others, but that's about it! :-)
I will build the most tremendous death star you've ever seen, believe me. It's going to be YUUUGE! It'll be such a tremendous death star, and we'll make the rebels pay for it!
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you plan to construct. The ability to make Rebels pay for what they've done is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
If you have to make it twice, Trump, be sure the width and height of the door are less than four meters the second time. Luke ... there is ... another ... for-- eigner. ☺lol.
Touge Warrior You from the US? Then maybe look at the history of both parties. Republicans were once the left party and during the late 19th century this changed with the era of the new deal coalition. The republicans got renamed to the democrats and likewise the democrats.
+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy indeed impressive. I think it is funny he was considered a crazy business genius before running, now he is just crazy.
+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy "So he's worth about as much as he would've been if he had taken $40 million from his dad and thrown it into an index fund."
I just went to the Sharper Image and asked for a Trump steak. I explained that is was the most flavorful steak in the world and how excited I was. They were not amused.
Believe me when I tell you, I have billions and billions of midichlorians. I am the most force sensitive person there is, I know more about the Sith than all of the Jedi do. Trust me.
The Force is so strong with me. Not many people know that. I don't think anyone in the universe ever had this much success with the Force. My father only had apartment buildings, but I have the Force and it is such a beautiful Force. Lots of people tell me that my Force is the best one they've ever seen.
@Retro Dave I have made lots of money dealing with the Sith, the Jedi, the Knights of Ren, the First Order, the Ewoks, the Wookies, the Mandalorians, the people of Alderaan, I sold them pieces of the planet, you know, and made billions, I sold trash that was left over from the Death Star, which by the way I built, back to the Empire and made huge money, you don't have to be a genius like me to appreciate it, I have relations with Geonosians and Kaminos, and ... ... ...
Well, it was less of a suicide and more of an escape. He gets rescued by Lando and Leia as he's hanging off the antenna. Btw, I do not recommend that move. RF signals will cook a person's muscles.
@@generaltech512 Boba Fett likes steak, but he can’t always go to one of the world’s finest steakhouses or a Trump Resort. Every backwater spaceport has a Sharper Image, and now they sell Trump Steaks.
@@sirjadly same here. his constant idiotic buffoonery and incoherent rambling goes so well with the dialogue…especially when he gets cut off by his colleagues or the end of the scene
In all seriousness, I was actually thinking the same thing. I'm tired of Trump the Chump being compared to great super villains like Darth Vader and Lex Luthor. Trump is more like Biff from the Back to the Future trilogy, especially Back to the Future 2.
"Trump the Chump" If he was a chump, then how would he have kicked so much ass in Republican Primaries and currently kick ass by rallying so much support and BTFO'ing hillary constantly?
America: "The polls told me what happened... They told me _she'd_ be president!" Trump: "No... _I_ am your president..." America "no.... That's not true... That's impossible...." Trump: "Look at Wisconsin, you know it to be true..." America: "Noooooooooooooooo!"
+Coolrockndad Lol trump is just a diversion. Just you watch, Obama will take everyones guns before leaving office, Trump will forfit the campaing, because hes just a clown helping Hilary, and then the Clinton Dynasty will return to power to keep pushing this anti constitutional movement promoted by Washington D.C.
_"I have the highest Midi-chlorian count in history... It's incredible, also my midi-chlorians are the best midi-chlorians ever. Even the Jedi council said it, and that's why they were against me, they couldn't handle someone as powerful as me, unbelievable!“_
And I am the best pilot ever. I flew a star fighter when I was a kid and blew up a ship from the inside, mind you, I flew inside to blow it up. And then they flung the biggest parade ever, and everybody was there to see me, even the chancellor came to see me. He's such a lovely person. He sends me beautiful letters all the time.
Noises now the Death Star, now that was the result of poor engineering and illegal alien labor. I mean it was a 3 meter exhaust port. EXAUST PORT. EXAUST PORTS EXAUST, THEY DONT INTAKE. Those torpedoes should have blown back out. But it's a win-win. Our new Death Star-it's bigger, it's beautiful,- designed by my bestest smartest brain. No more tiny EXAUST ports, no sir. We'll vent it out quicker thru YUGE exaust ports! I mean I was down there the other day and I said Vader these are beautiful vents. I even flew my fighter thru there, they're so YUGE. And now Palpatine is coming here-he wrote me beautiful letters when I was a boy-he's coming to see my big beautiful station. And we will trap the rebels, then me and Palpy and Darth Nugent will go Ewok hunting.
Trump's own stupid words are some of the best comedy gold. I remember when i thought we would never have a president as dimwitted as George W. Bush. The stupid shit he said filled a few daily desk calendars. Imagine how many fortune cookies could be filled with the stupidity of Donald Trump. Are there enough strips of paper in the world?
"You don't have to be a total genius to figure this out, even though I am a genius, okay? I am more militaristic than anyone in this room, I love war, in a certain way. But only when we win." My god, I love this guy! XD
Dont waste your time arguing with the libtard his low iq ass cant grasp facts, so when you throw facts at them they get triggered and spam hate comments at you so the best thing is to ignore them, and they will shut up
@@nathangiovanni3750 "elevator door" = "elevator" + "door", aka a door, for an elevator. It baffles me that you think calling an elevator door a door is inaccurate. It's still a door. They just decided not to specify that it's an elevator door, because they didn't think it was important to their comment. I don't understand why you felt the need to try to correct that. Edit: and now I see that this was 3 years ago, so maybe you'll be just as baffled as me.
"Im a very very strong believer in christianity and religion" "Dont try to fraighten us with your scourers ways lord vader, your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjoure up the stolen data tapes" 😂 one of the best parts
+TheHappy_P0tat0 Anything fits with editing. watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw +The Monster Gaming what I find scary is the level of buzzfeed level propaganda and how effective it is. The "high information"voter these days is little more than a corporate comedy central drone. and so you see with the violence and hatred at protests against trump rallies ..when questioned, the protesters can't even cite the source of their ideas, they just "know"...that's the sign of brainwashing. And as we've seen recently they "just know" its time to get violent, anything in the name of "social justice" against Trump because they've been told he's hitler..
+Whispy Actually, it seems to be in support of comedy. I like Trump, and this just makes me like him more. If it was designed as anti-Trump, they failed. Politics aside, the creators of this definitely succeeded in comedy.
Jonathan Forsythe Well obviously the primary objective was comedy, it's hilarious. But you're seriously not at all concerned by the things Trump has said? You wouldn't be concerned if he brought these things up in a presidential context? I mean, he's not even elected yet and the UK has already denounced him. They want nothing to do with him. That's one of our biggest allies right there.
We've already got that Empire, thanks to Bush, Obama and numerous others. The question is, are you interested in dismantling it, or are you just going to vote for more tax hikes and bigger government?
i like how he 100% ignores the subject of the conversation and instead goes full blown talking about how good and sucesfull he is, everytime, lmao, so accurate
+Jeannette Belliveau So now we know where Boba Fett went after he took off with Han's frozen body. Had a hankering for some Trump steak. Trump CAN sell anything to anyone.
I hit someone in the face with a padlock! Then I tried to stab a friend of mine who's name was Bob! He was a friend but now he is a member of my family! What in the hell???? LOL
And people are voting someone like this as the president of one of the most powerful nations in the world!... Tbh i think these elections were some kind of intelligence test.. and america failed.. love from europe..
+Stinkumfeet Stark For a whole 15 minutes after tried to kill his son, killed of an entire race of people twice, established and empirical dictatorship, killed his wife, cut off his kids hand and chocked at least twenty people to death.
I have the most midichlorians, the doctor said he's never seen anyone with this many midichlorians
Doug Wingate is true thi
Truth was written here.
Midichlorians don't exist
Word
@@AntilleanConfederation Don't be a dumb shit.
"I love war, but only when we win"
That scene was PERFECT!
+Augusto Konrad By the way, when was the last time we won a war? LMAO
'When was the last time we won a war!'
+Jill Freedman Grenada? Battle of the Beach Bulge.
+alex mclaughlin The last war that was officially declared by Congress...WWII.
+Love Big Cats The U.S. missed the first three years of that one.
I'm going to build a Death Star and make Rebel Scum pay for it.
+Samniss Arandeen #makethegalaxygreatagain
Rebels: "No way!"
Darth Trump: "That Death Star just got 10 miles wider."
The Rebel Alliance isn't sending us their best; they're sending us people with a lot of problems; angsty teenagers, drug runners, wookiees...
lolololololol #Prankstergangsternation
OK that was good
"That's not true!"
"No it's true"
"That's impossible!"
"No no no it happened. All of that stuff happened"
"NOOOOOOO!"
"So here's the good news. So Macy's..."
"I hit somebody in the face with a padlock"
No choice - your sanity or your life. Luke had to jump.
“How dare the press not believe me that i went after my mother with a hammer”
Let's build another Death Star and make the Rebels pay for it.
lol
White Void
It's a great plan,that way when they blow it up we don't have to worry about money.They wasted their own money!
I know-Believe me.
Best comment on here for shure! Not that is anything special everyone else is just quoting or doing fucking smilies xD :) ;) !!!
I know - Believe me
TRUMP WON!
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+Auralnauts Great video Auralnauts! This has made me more excited for Episode VII somehow :P
+Auralnauts Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!
+Smidt Tom Yeah, just chill.
+Auralnauts I'm voting TRUMP and I love this. I almost lost my shit!
+Auralnauts 4:27 - 5:28
3:04 "When's the last time we won a war". LOL!!!!!
Actually WWII
Kyle Campbell
WW2 was the last and most recent war America fought.
All others were unlawful weird and arbitrary policing and whatnot crap with odd and arbitrary rules of engagement because it wasn't a real war.
+Kyle Campbell the Gulf War was kinda a US victory.
+RTR TRUTH MEDIA™ Tom Lacovara Stewart are there really any winners in war?
+Kyle Campbell unless you somehow get through with zero casualties
When he turns his head at 3:01 and saids “but only when we win” I died laughing.
I wish you did.
@@iim4xii129 Tf
I almost missed it laughing at "...but only when we win *cue Darth Vader theme*"
I actually thought he said that and looked for this comment but couldnt find it lmfao
I wonder if Donald Trump actually watched this.
+Agent1W
Trust me he is going to tweet this
+Uzair Djillali Yahud He won't be happy to see Luke fall because he was told the truth about Dr. Ben Carson, but at least the good news is that Luke was told about Trump's cufflinks being sold at Macy's!
+Hissing Kitty Cat! but he also destroyed a lot of it!
Donald Trump do you like it?
(face palm) i have never had one
“Whoah.....The rebels!” I’m dying LMFAO
Loooooool
I love how they somehow found those sound bites of Trump to splice that in.
@@Agent1W Easy to do, they're all over the TV and internet!
@Thunderrunner I can do a few different impressions... my best is probably Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Also, a decent John Cleese (when he's like... spastic,) Tommy Chong, Sean Connery...
maybe a few others, but that's about it! :-)
Everytime he said Whoah.....! actually though Lol hahaha 😅😂🤣
"Whoa~! The rebels."
Fucking LMAO. Every time.
LoL yep
woa !
Lando: (Is trying to talk to Vader)
Vader: *T r u m p s t e a k s*
I will build the most tremendous death star you've ever seen, believe me. It's going to be YUUUGE! It'll be such a tremendous death star, and we'll make the rebels pay for it!
Wookies are rapists, murderers. They've gotta go.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you plan to construct. The ability to make Rebels pay for what they've done is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
A big, beautiful, Southern Death Star. With a big beautiful door.
If you have to make it twice, Trump, be sure the width and height of the door are less than four meters the second time. Luke ... there is ... another ... for-- eigner.
☺lol.
win
This was perfect, both Trump supporters and Trump haters can enjoy this.
Yes, educational for Trump supporters and just a barrel of laughs for the rest.
Touge Warrior
You from the US? Then maybe look at the history of both parties. Republicans were once the left party and during the late 19th century this changed with the era of the new deal coalition. The republicans got renamed to the democrats and likewise the democrats.
How you gonna support a moron like that though?
fatalityInOne What about hillary and her “mentor” Robert Byrd as she refers to him 🤔
fatalityInOne I think I have a fatality 🤣
Adding hair to Vader when he took his mask off had me dying lol
Still looks better with his skin burned to a crisp than Trump does with his spray-tanned flesh hanging off his skull
That was the best reveal I’ve ever seen.
7 years later...and it still doesn't get old. 😂
my father gave me a small loan of a Million Dollars
+Random Guy No. His father gave him a million dollars as his allowance. His father gave him a 220 million dollar company to start. Not the same thing.
+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy You mean the 220 million dollar company his father gave him? Ya.
+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy indeed impressive. I think it is funny he was considered a crazy business genius before running, now he is just crazy.
+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy nope. www.vox.com/2015/9/2/9248963/donald-trump-index-fund
+Dick “TheInternetHateMachine2” Chappy "So he's worth about as much as he would've been if he had taken $40 million from his dad and thrown it into an index fund."
Luke... I AM YOUR PRESIDENT!!!!!
Inauguration SJW lesbian: "NOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoOooo!"
@@________5347 Every sane person around the country and the world: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
@@denisemayosky1955
So you're saying SJW Lesbians are Sane..?
@@myman8336 Yup
@@denisemayosky1955
So you're saying you were raised without a dad in the home..?
I just went to the Sharper Image and asked for a Trump steak. I explained that is was the most flavorful steak in the world and how excited I was. They were not amused.
+JC POWERS For some reason, they end up giving you the Skittleshits.
oh god
😂
+JC POWERS *_TRUMP'S A ROCK STAR!!_*
Lmfao😂😂😂😂
And to THINK: These things are just the things he said before 2016. Imagine the absolute gold there is to mine for a sequel.
I am seeing this in 2019 for the first time, pure genius
jaggededges same I like trump and I’m fucking dying this shit is hilarious
2020, so don't feel bad about being late
@@manuelroberts7379 I hate the draft dodging fatass and this is hilarious
2020 now, still good...
I agree. I love Trump but this is fantastic :)
Believe me when I tell you, I have billions and billions of midichlorians. I am the most force sensitive person there is, I know more about the Sith than all of the Jedi do. Trust me.
I have had...Tremendous BIGLYCholrians believe me. *inhales holding up small finger
The Force is so strong with me. Not many people know that.
I don't think anyone in the universe ever had this much success with the Force. My father only had apartment buildings, but I have the Force and it is such a beautiful Force.
Lots of people tell me that my Force is the best one they've ever seen.
No empire has been able build what we’ve built
@Retro Dave I have made lots of money dealing with the Sith, the Jedi, the Knights of Ren, the First Order, the Ewoks, the Wookies, the Mandalorians, the people of Alderaan, I sold them pieces of the planet, you know, and made billions, I sold trash that was left over from the Death Star, which by the way I built, back to the Empire and made huge money, you don't have to be a genius like me to appreciate it, I have relations with Geonosians and Kaminos, and ... ... ...
When i was young my master gave me a small loan of a million credits...
I love how trumps rambling about Macy’s just drove luke to suicide
Well, it was less of a suicide and more of an escape.
He gets rescued by Lando and Leia as he's hanging off the antenna.
Btw, I do not recommend that move. RF signals will cook a person's muscles.
And why the hell is he talking to Boba Fett about steak rofl
@@generaltech512 Boba Fett likes steak, but he can’t always go to one of the world’s finest steakhouses or a Trump Resort. Every backwater spaceport has a Sharper Image, and now they sell Trump Steaks.
They drove me to suicide; hello from the afterlife.
@@generaltech512 that was my favorite part of the video. That whole pitch for Trump steaks had me in tears!
A Trump parody that's actually funny and everyone can enjoy. Bravo.
fuck *rump
I’m a Trump fan and this was great!
All Trump parodies are hilarious, because he's such a fucking clown!
I find this video super offensive because I actually like Darth Vader! 🤣🤣🤣
@@sirjadly same here. his constant idiotic buffoonery and incoherent rambling goes so well with the dialogue…especially when he gets cut off by his colleagues or the end of the scene
"I love war, but only when we win"
Classic Tump
Admiral, when did we last time win a war?
The biggest laugh for me, it fits the character of darth. Only when we win.
Well he must hate it then😂
Sounds more like a line democrats would say.
(Choking) “You’re fired.”
“I am more militaristic than anyone in this room” Lmao
it's funny becasue it's true lmao
@@medalgear654 THIS MAN
"WHOA!! The Rebels!"
Btw, when's the last time we won a war
Mike Schaeffer when have we not been at war? lol
omg the timing on some of these scenes is just TOO good XD
scratch that. ALL of these XD
Joshua Ford that ending was funny with the Trump ghost and he still won't stop talking LOL
This needs a part two. The amount of source material generated in the past 5 years is too good to let go to waste.
If only you could see 2023!
They'd be hard pressed to make the newer stuff watchable, let alone good.
3:01 when he turns and says “but only when we win.” Literally looks like the shot was meant for that! This video is so good! I’m dying XD
Cool now make Hilary Palpatine. She has the face for it.
She's much uglier than Palpatine!
With that shrill witch laugh, she is definitely the emperor, only about 100 points lower in IQ
George Soros is Palpatine, don't you see it?
MattyFizzle04 sorry I don't support the embodiment of corruption.
kek
I can't stand how insulting and unfair this video is... to Vader.
In all seriousness, I was actually thinking the same thing. I'm tired of Trump the Chump being compared to great super villains like Darth Vader and Lex Luthor. Trump is more like Biff from the Back to the Future trilogy, especially Back to the Future 2.
+Nick U #BiffTrump
"Trump the Chump"
If he was a chump, then how would he have kicked so much ass in Republican Primaries and currently kick ass by rallying so much support and BTFO'ing hillary constantly?
+Propane Salesman Because Americans are evidently not very bright.
MegaMadman64
Typical liberal. When democracy works in your favor, you adore it. When it works against you, you hate it.
i love how they never let him finish his sentece, like theyve learned over time that if you let him keep going you'll be standing there for hours
The prophecy has come true
America: "The polls told me what happened... They told me _she'd_ be president!"
Trump: "No... _I_ am your president..."
America "no.... That's not true... That's impossible...."
Trump: "Look at Wisconsin, you know it to be true..."
America: "Noooooooooooooooo!"
he is the chosen one
They should have him throw Obama down the shaft.And Say 'I win Big League.
Adam Korzon they should have made some scenes while he eas in the fighter flying in the trench of death star the first
Iman today it became true
4:19 I love how trump keeps talking after the elevator closes XD
Life just jeeps cutting him off.
head massage asmr
Darth Trump will make planet U.S.A. great again!
+Heimdall5410 and blame Mexicans for it :)
+Richard Frank hahaha yeah
+Heimdall5410 Oh you're so smart. NOT.
+Richard Frank You must be referring to the war on the minimum wage.
+Coolrockndad Lol trump is just a diversion. Just you watch, Obama will take everyones guns before leaving office, Trump will forfit the campaing, because hes just a clown helping Hilary, and then the Clinton Dynasty will return to power to keep pushing this anti constitutional movement promoted by Washington D.C.
"The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to- ah!"
"You're fired."
Perfect.
I about lost it on that one :D That and the timing of the Trump Steaks scene, PERFECTO.
*MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN*
Mike Stoklasa MEGA
Mike Stoklasa are you the real Mike stoklasa?
Mike Stoklasa Those signs we're hilarious.
Trump 2020!
You're delusional, treasonous trump is make israel great, not America. BTW MAGA now means My Attorney Got Arrested
Ah man, did George Lucas release ANOTHER remastered version of the original trilogy? This is even worse than the 2004 edit.
+MisterDutch93 I can't tell the difference, what's so shit about this?
+MisterDutch93
Trump is the key to all of this.
+Cameron Breeze "Because he's a funnier character than we've ever had before".
+Cameron Breeze It's stylistically designed to be that way, and you can't cut that, but we can diminish the effect of it.
+Cameron Breeze Trump may have gone too far in a few places.
"The Border is a disaster, Bill." ...killin' me.
...that and Darth Trump rambling on and on and Luke just can't take it and leaps to his certain demise.
Matt Poslusny that part was hilarious af XDD
The way he just stopped talking when Luke jumped from the tower thing... 😂
"I love war in a certain way... But only when we win."
I got this to 66 likes
@@dylanmau6606 you have successfully executed order 66
@Robert Patter idk. Not WW1, WW2 or the Vietnam War. Definitely some older war but not the most famous ones.
@@dylanmau6606 Now you are at 125 likes.
@@jacksonbangs6603 Well, we had it going for a while, but we can't keep Jedi genocide going on forever
I'm Christian but I'm not able to use the power of the Holy Spirt to strangle people. How can I learn it?!
Take the words of Christ to heart, " If you don't have a sword sell your cloak to buy one". We are not to roll over to tyranny!
bebebj137 I don't have a sword, but I have two rifles. Man, this is already a tyranny. I'm not american, but here in EU we have one.
You have the power to turn the other cheek
kyleaca Yeah, but I can turn the other cheek only one time. After that will be the chaos...
You gotta kill younglings
When Luke took off Vader's helmet Trump should of said the hair is real
lol yea
lol
this is amazing and I can't believe I'm just seeing this in 2024!! LOL
This convinced me to vote for Trump
Luke Quote: NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
ENTERTAINMENT studios Make the Galaxy Great Again
+ENTERTAINMENT studios
Oh ENTERTAINMENT studios, I almost thought it was BANANA studios!
Silly me4
SeaTOinteractions : Hail Pardon me saying but...what the hell does that mean?
only if he always wore the mask
This. Will. Go. Viral.
Who are you?
+YOYO MAN Hesbatman
+Batman certainly funny enough, but maybe too long
like all their vids
+Batman I hope so, these guys are brilliant. There other videos are amazing too
"You're fired" Lmao
That takes on special significance this week ! LOL !
I'm actually interested in trump steak now
Vader/Trump: *Turns to admiral and starts choking him* "You're fired."
Perfect scene lol!
I think that was Schiff
Yeah! Awesome. And his monologue towards Luke after he defeatet him in Cloudcity
Lol
Would have been funnier if instead on the screen it was Putin 😂😂
That was Admiral Ozzel played by Michael Sheard.
"See these cufflinks from Macy's?"
I lost it. Absolutely brilliant.
We Will Make The Empire Great Again!
Brah Sumatra Its Great Now I'm a #Jetihater
XxGamerbossxX Roblox,Android,Unboxing,andmore F*** the Jedi, they're Terrorists.
Brah Sumatra Indo?
Mujin Park Perhaps?
Brah Sumatra yep The US Empire
Make the Galaxy Great Again.
_"I have the highest Midi-chlorian count in history... It's incredible, also my midi-chlorians are the best midi-chlorians ever. Even the Jedi council said it, and that's why they were against me, they couldn't handle someone as powerful as me, unbelievable!“_
It's true. He has the highest midi-chlorian count.
Which means that you have a lesser amount.
And I am the best pilot ever. I flew a star fighter when I was a kid and blew up a ship from the inside, mind you, I flew inside to blow it up. And then they flung the biggest parade ever, and everybody was there to see me, even the chancellor came to see me. He's such a lovely person. He sends me beautiful letters all the time.
@@scottskidmore8558 He has the best tricks. Some people are saying he does spins. Who does that? right? Spinning? The greatest tricks!
Noises now the Death Star, now that was the result of poor engineering and illegal alien labor. I mean it was a 3 meter exhaust port. EXAUST PORT. EXAUST PORTS EXAUST, THEY DONT INTAKE. Those torpedoes should have blown back out. But it's a win-win. Our new Death Star-it's bigger, it's beautiful,- designed by my bestest smartest brain. No more tiny EXAUST ports, no sir. We'll vent it out quicker thru YUGE exaust ports! I mean I was down there the other day and I said Vader these are beautiful vents. I even flew my fighter thru there, they're so YUGE.
And now Palpatine is coming here-he wrote me beautiful letters when I was a boy-he's coming to see my big beautiful station. And we will trap the rebels, then me and Palpy and Darth Nugent will go Ewok hunting.
Scott Skidmore hahahahaha, such expert writing
"WOAH!....the rebels"
+sydable4 That was the best line ;) Also the first chocking scene.
*Off Camera* "By the way when was the last time we won a war?"
Perfect conversation starter: "HOW DARE THE PRESS NOT BELIEVE I WENT AFTER MY MOTHER WITH A HAMMER!"
Ruby?
@@sugdolomar Yes. Having a cigarette. Even good girls need to break down and be bad lol
@@berlin_42 well then, Welcome to the villains!
Robert E. Lee you said he went after his mother with a hammer. He wanted to hit her in the head.
Trump's own stupid words are some of the best comedy gold.
I remember when i thought we would never have a president as dimwitted as George W. Bush.
The stupid shit he said filled a few daily desk calendars.
Imagine how many fortune cookies could be filled with the stupidity of Donald Trump.
Are there enough strips of paper in the world?
Trump Vader is still winning in 2023 :)
OMG, I feel like I'm watching Spaceballs again. xD
IKR
It's megamaid sir
I grabbed her by the _____
This needs a sequel.
*prequel
@@matveisoykin4182 Yes, Anakin Trumpwalker
"He sent me beautiful letters and we fell in love."
Agreed! Especially now!
It's called 4 more years
4:28
this "wooah" cracks me up
woah
that part is funny
I think it's so funny when he says
Hey Bill and he starts rambling
lol, me too.
Fucking hell it's so well timed
Aged well 👍
*Opens meditation chamber*
“The border is a disaster, Bill.”
Marty Coplen best bit. So funny
Lmao
Yup that one killed me😂😂
im frequently quoting this , only weird looks so far
Two words, kids: "Space Force."
Yesssss take out them direct energy weapons that is killing California.....
You'd think Space Force would be a way bigger deal to the 12-16 yoear old demographic!
No.... SPACE COMMAND
It's hilarious they actually sell the hats. Total trump steaks style. No x wing fighters yet just hats.
@@humanonearth1 #OrangeManBad #TrumpDerangementSyndrome #HillaryIsStillNachoPresident #HeIsYourPresident #Trump2020
This just makes me want to vote for Trump even more.
+Derek Zoolander You first have to learn how to tie your shoes.
Tyler Layne It took you six days to learn how to tie your shoes. -.-
+stealspell dude amazing i cant stop laughing
+Kurt Rustle I don't think it's just the communists who are anti-Trump
+Kurt Rustle What an idiot.
The endless babbling in all those scenes...omg, that's just gold.
"You don't have to be a total genius to figure this out, even though I am a genius, okay? I am more militaristic than anyone in this room, I love war, in a certain way. But only when we win." My god, I love this guy! XD
He's the greatest. DONALD JOHN TRUMP THE 45TH PRESIDENT
Frögemann Pepe Von Schuürburgenzen the Third H The fact that is something he actually said terrifies the hell out of me.
Zachary Rose we are very thankful!
Brendan = A crying, whining, liberal pussie.
5-2 @FAKES @criss+cross The BOARD #misdirectionEMPLOYED
This is fcking hilarious regardless of what side of the political isle you tend to align with. Tasteful and well done.
Jonathan Moore true! I love trump but this is hilarious af 😆
Haha, yeah I'm Trump supporter and I couldn't stop laughing.
Trump is awesome. This is hilarious. It's like Peter Griffin does Trump does Darth Vader.
Jonathan Moore yeah,lol
Dont waste your time arguing with the libtard his low iq ass cant grasp facts, so when you throw facts at them they get triggered and spam hate comments at you so the best thing is to ignore them, and they will shut up
When Luke kills himself to avoid listening!
I'm dying out here!!!! :-D
It was seriously the best part, although we all know Luke survives lol...
LOL
He didn’t try to kill himself. He force-pushed himself into an airlock.
It would make sense. Luke is a Democrat!
I would do the same XD
This never gets old.
"No no no it happend, all of that stuff happened!"
"NOOOOO! NOOOoooOO!"
AND THEN HE JUMPS WHILE TRUMP JUST CAN'T STOP TALKING...
@@GiygasTheUnbound I noticed that. Probably thought while looking down "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me?"
I just love how the door closes when he is still talking.
I was just going to say that. you beat me to it. 🤣😂
You mean the elevator door
But that’s okay
The part where Luke lets go and drops to get away from it is just as good lol
@@ChildovGhad his incoherent ramblings led Luke to suicide
@@nathangiovanni3750 "elevator door" = "elevator" + "door", aka a door, for an elevator. It baffles me that you think calling an elevator door a door is inaccurate. It's still a door. They just decided not to specify that it's an elevator door, because they didn't think it was important to their comment. I don't understand why you felt the need to try to correct that.
Edit: and now I see that this was 3 years ago, so maybe you'll be just as baffled as me.
“Sleepy Ben Kenobi never told you what happened to your stable genius of a father, Luke. Luke, I am your stable genius.”
“No-oh!
"Im a very very strong believer in christianity and religion"
"Dont try to fraighten us with your scourers ways lord vader, your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjoure up the stolen data tapes"
😂 one of the best parts
This fits too well.
I'm not sure whether this is hilarious or scary.
It's a mix.... Hilarious AND scary...
*Hilaryous
+TheHappy_P0tat0 Anything fits with editing.
watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
+The Monster Gaming what I find scary is the level of buzzfeed level propaganda and how effective it is. The "high information"voter these days is little more than a corporate comedy central drone. and so you see with the violence and hatred at protests against trump rallies ..when questioned, the protesters can't even cite the source of their ideas, they just "know"...that's the sign of brainwashing. And as we've seen recently they "just know" its time to get violent, anything in the name of "social justice" against Trump because they've been told he's hitler..
wooo weee I mean, half the things he's saying come remarkably close to Hitler's regime before he went stark raving mad.
Come to your senses man, and vote for Trump. Or at the very least, don't vote for Hilary.
This needs to be a 3 hour long feature length epic movie.
They need to remake the original trilogy but with Trump vader
LOVE IT!
Trump / Wall 2016
+BestPoliticalVideos You do realize that this video is not in support of Trump right?
You do realize Trump will be the next President of the United States
Trump deserves the wall!
+Whispy Actually, it seems to be in support of comedy. I like Trump, and this just makes me like him more. If it was designed as anti-Trump, they failed. Politics aside, the creators of this definitely succeeded in comedy.
Jonathan Forsythe Well obviously the primary objective was comedy, it's hilarious. But you're seriously not at all concerned by the things Trump has said? You wouldn't be concerned if he brought these things up in a presidential context? I mean, he's not even elected yet and the UK has already denounced him. They want nothing to do with him. That's one of our biggest allies right there.
the fuckin' billboard on the star destroyer kills me everytime 😂
and that is why Trump wins.. because of memes and parodies
#amen
Better than anakin
That was his plan all along.
Devin the Bersker the memes jack
kevin henrique, nope. He won because of immigration and trade. Didn't even need Hillary's felonies exposed by Wikileaks.
A vote for Trump is a vote for the empire.
+SerialK86 The Empire looks pretty awesome compared to what we have now and what we would have with Hillary and Sanders!
Seriously, think about it.
We've already got that Empire, thanks to Bush, Obama and numerous others. The question is, are you interested in dismantling it, or are you just going to vote for more tax hikes and bigger government?
+SerialK86 Empire = GOOD
+SerialK86 Honestly the empire has been propped up for a long time, even before George W. Bush and his father. Hillary is a vote for the empire.
+SerialK86 How can you call Trump the empire? Trump IS the rebellion.
"I'm a very very strong believer in Christianity and religion."
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways Lord Vader."
Lmao
Perfect!
The absolute best part of this whole video.
Your sad devotion to that anvient religion will not conjour up the stolen data tapes.
as a christian I found this hilarious
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
I’m a Trump supporter but this is epic
brilliant
Bring me his head!
*****
one blonde ferret on a cantaloupe coming up!
+Ned Stark Inaccurate. There's stuff inside a cantaloupe.
iNuchalHead
oh im sure there's stuff in trumps head its just about as complex as the inner workings of a melon though.
Ned Stark
As a Melon-American, I am offended by this ;)
The sound mixing in this is next level. Extremely well done.
i like how he 100% ignores the subject of the conversation and instead goes full blown talking about how good and sucesfull he is, everytime, lmao, so accurate
Well not really accurate but it sure fuckin works 😂
Talk about your idol, Biden
@@vinzramirez7011 i'm not even American dude, chill , u need some mental health treatment
@@vinzramirez7011 Oh no daddy trump is under attack 😢 i gotta save him
@@vinzramirez7011 nice azz
We all miss Trump.
Hey, you like these cuff-links?
+Paul Schober "Now for some good news!"
+Jeannette Belliveau
So now we know where Boba Fett went after he took off with Han's frozen body.
Had a hankering for some Trump steak.
Trump CAN sell anything to anyone.
+Paul Schober Only $49.99 at Macys! lmao
+Gregory Toomey
I LOVE war...
But only when we win.
When was the last time we won a war anyway?
+Paul Schober Lets hope Don Bluth can make Dragons Lair the movie.
"The border is a disaster, Bill" lmao!!!
That was genieous! I replayed that several times when I first saw this. I am still laughing after months.
Hey Bill,what I said,including my remarks afterwords.You know me Bill,I get along with everybody.😂
Immigration is down 70% :)
what is the star wars trap song called at the end?
+eli montgomery You and Me and Far2 (Instrumental).
Links to stores is in INFO!
Awesome thank you! Didn't see it initially at the store.
Darude Sandstorm
+Emperor Palpatine Thanks m8. Gotcha birday kandle (Pulls Out Lightsaber)
+eli montgomery
Lord Sandler? Is that you?
I lost it when he started boasting for no reason
I hit someone in the face with a padlock! Then I tried to stab a friend of mine who's name was Bob! He was a friend but now he is a member of my family!
What in the hell???? LOL
And people are voting someone like this as the president of one of the most powerful nations in the world!...
Tbh i think these elections were some kind of intelligence test.. and america failed..
love from europe..
They chose the lesser evil of the two which in my opinion was correct
Love from europe
its out of context, hes talking about something Ben Carson did i think.
thank you C Dawg
he was quoting ben carson who claimed he was going to stab his mother and a friend but then an angel visited him at night to stop him
they should have added hillary as the emperor
+Stinkumfeet Stark For a whole 15 minutes after tried to kill his son, killed of an entire race of people twice, established and empirical dictatorship, killed his wife, cut off his kids hand and chocked at least twenty people to death.
I think that would warrant it's own separate video lol
Nope trump should be emperor. HES EVIL.
they both are
Niki Frye-Maturo I'm imagining Emperor Trump cursing out Darth Hillary xD
4:45 that quick “no, it’s true” 😂🤣
Liam J. Great comedic timing.!!!😂😂😂😂😂
He sounds Just like the Guy from "The Room"
NONONONO IT HAPPENED!
It’s Soo stupid, but so good
The "Whoah" part almost killed me, but nothing can truly kill me, I AM THE SENATE!
WHOAH!
It's treason, then.
Not. Yet.
NO!!!!! I AM THE SENATE!!!!!
No one's ever really gone...
I'm Darth Trump and I approve this message!!
Darth Trump BUILD A WALL
And the rebels will pay for it.
Rong Darth Trump will not build a wall but instead BUILD A BALL.
I Spoke To The Devil In Miami you mean a Dyson Sphere LOL
"I know a lot of tough guys, but they're stupid." LOLOLOL
4:28 Can someone please explain to me how that "Whoa!" had me on the FLOOR laughing?
Also this needs to be an audio DLC for Vader in Battlefront.
DUDE SAME XD
I hit somebody in the face with a PADLOCK!!
no its true
us know I use to work at macys
happy holidays
cute
Alex Barber The one earlier in the video was better
Arkham Knight Nah.
Alex Barber it had me too
why in the flipping shit do i not remember these scenes??
Extended cut vs. regular cut
Trump isn't really in the movie; it's a joke.
Was George behind this one as well? I'll bet he was.
Hit in the head with a bowcaster, you havnt seen star-wars, your parents should have used ancestry.com
Take your pick mate
Trump plays 5D chess. Now you 'member! *waves hair*
"I don't like masks. They're coarse and gritty, and they get everywhere."
@Orlando Rotundo You are fired.
N7ìp
@Orlando Rotundo LIFE
you think they work lmaooooo
@@thelastboyscout6100 Yo man they do work just do some research
I can't tell if this is a right-wing meme, or a left-wing meme that just makes him look more awesome on accident.
WOOOOOAHHHH THE REBELS
Ryan Walker whoa! Lmao
I almost fell off the toilet from laughter at that part