Bullshit. Remember the rule of two? Darth Pyle struck down his master, Darth Gunney, and became one with the Force (dark side). And then Darth Joker became the master, and Darth Cowboy his apprentice. And they would have crushed that VC rebellion if it wasn't for that small band of rebels. I have over analyzed this.
it was supposed to be his breakfast the day of Order 66 but Obi Wan raided the fridge and stole it. Hense he didn't have anything to eat all day and was not himself. This could have all been avoided if Obi Wan made it up by getting him a Snickers.
"Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?" "Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't conjured up the death star plans.." "CHOKE YOURSELF!" Amazingly done
It was my privileged to meet R. Lee at an NRA convention about 15 years ago. He was signing autographs. This was one of the most polite and kindest celebs I have ever seen, the very oppasant of the tough military charter so well played. We all lost greatly when he passed.
Lord Gunny: "Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!!!! Who's the slimy little Communist-shit, twinkle-toed, cock-sucker down here, WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?????!!!!!!"
4:00 What every Stormtrooper & imperial officer there is thinking: " Don't say anything... Stand perfectly still... Don't draw any attention... Ignore him, he will just go away and won't kill me"
I'm pretty sure everyone in the empire is aware that he's completely lost it, and that he now believes he's a US Marines drill sergeant... but I'm sure everyone is far too afraid to confront him about it.
@@RT42069 Well I'm an Army Veteran, so that's what was ingrained my mind. I do know that you better never call any sergeant in the army "sir", and you better never leave "sir" out when addressing a Marine drill... Instructor... Lol, I got it. Thanks for the heads up.👍
well Anakin was saving a jelly 🍩 for himself for breakfast but Obi Wan ate it that morning so he didn't have anything to eat all day, no wonder he turned.
2:55 Vader didn’t use the Force here. He didn’t have to. His words carry so much power that when he tells someone “choke yourself,” their body has no choice but to obey.
"GET OUT OF MY FACE" "Well... no shit. What we got here a fucking comedian" "Nobody huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it" "Ho-ly Jesus." Funniest parts 😂😂
Reinaldo Maciel Gunny: They are a bunch of hopeless Mickey Mouse shit! If I ran Star Wars, the force will be stronger! They will not laugh, they will not cry! They will learn by the numbers! I will teach them!"
*_John 10.9 I am the door. If anyone enters by Me, he will be saved, and will go in and out and find pasture. 10 The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly._* _Jesus Christ loves you. Repent and be saved. Only Jesus Christ saves. God bless you, and the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.._
Yeah, I don't think it would have been too hard to edit out Private Pyle and Joker. Could have been seamless! Except for the couple contexts where 'Joker' fits.
@@gfarrell80 what do we have here? A fuckin comedian! Lol I think that's part of what makes it funnier, like he doesn't care/want to learn anyone's actual name and that's comedy gold
Thank you, R Lee Ermey! The only drill sergeant who made me laugh. I laughed the first time I heard your voice in any entertainment context over 20 years ago, and I'm still laughing now!
flyballoon 11-99 they had jelly donuts at every war council meeting during the clone wars. The last one anakin was late to, obi wan took the final jelly donut before anakin could get it. 😂
they got Duncan Donuts the night before Order 66 and Obi Wan ate the last one Anakin was saving for himself for breakfast so he went the whole day without eating and the rest is history
Are nerds not supposed to like war movies? I've loved films like Full Metal Jacket all my life lol. I thought that kind of movie was very popular with nerds.
3:58 I love how Vader seems not to know it was the guy right in front of him that just gave the report and he goes wandering off screen calling out and threatening whoever spoke. I just picture the officers there shitting themselves wondering wtf Vader was talking about and how far he was going to take this madness LOL
RadiatedDalek Darth Gunny: What is yer major malfunction? Didn't mommy and daddy love you enough? Luke: You are my father! Darth Gunny: Fuck you maggot!
As corny as the farms in Iowa. But quite original. I like this idea. Just remember, there is one way to take care of Darth Gunny. "HI. JOKER.' click-snap-click. (sitting on toilet is optional)
2:40 DO YOU BELIVE IN THE VERSION MARY? ** i shouted out loud at the brilliance of the timing....hurray, this is fucken brilliant. i'll foward this to my friends and family
Dauntless Private Pyle, I think that we finally found something that you do well.Hell, I may even allow you to serve in my beloved Corps.You are definitely born again hard!
The rebellion would have been crushed under Darth Gunney
*Vietnam Flashbacks*
Stephen Powell happy happy joy joy by the joker check that shit out lol
Stephen Powell Lmfaooooo XD
Bullshit. Remember the rule of two? Darth Pyle struck down his master, Darth Gunney, and became one with the Force (dark side). And then Darth Joker became the master, and Darth Cowboy his apprentice. And they would have crushed that VC rebellion if it wasn't for that small band of rebels. I have over analyzed this.
Death Man *OTFLMAS*
Missed a golden opportunity:
(Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber)
VADER: "That is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy!"
Oh, yeah, that fits right in!!
I don't know if that would have worked considering that it's a lightsaber although I might be taking the phrase to literally
Ancap Otaku yes, yes you are.
Yes one of the lines from that movie that stuck in my head all these yrs ..
@@666madmonk that's what she said
"Holy Jesus. YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT"
I can't breathe.
Davide95 that part is pure gold.
I am still laughing/crying at this part! PURE GOLD!! R.I.P.
no ur not crying
Still hilarious!!
it was supposed to be his breakfast the day of Order 66 but Obi Wan raided the fridge and stole it. Hense he didn't have anything to eat all day and was not himself. This could have all been avoided if Obi Wan made it up by getting him a Snickers.
2:00-2:01 The synergy between Vader's mannerisms and Ermey's voiceover is astounding.
That was hilarious!
Awesome!
4:02 - 4:23 too 🤣🤣
2:55 *"CHOKE YOURSELF!"*
Oh. My. God. That fits so *PERFECTLY!* How did I *NOT* see the connection?
Tip for survival around Darth Hartman: don't insult the Virgin Mary.
i shit my pants laughing
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
@@davidringwald5815 ....and no John Wayne jokes.
I cannot stop laughing. That is Perfect!
"Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?"
"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't conjured up the death star plans.."
"CHOKE YOURSELF!"
Amazingly done
Edward McIntosh “YOU GADDAMM COMMUNIST HEATHEN”
Edward McIntosh HE WILL B REMEMBERED 4EVER RIP MR ERMEY!
Edward McIntosh
Splendid indeed
Edward McIntosh 😂🤣
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"Holy Jeezus"
Marching up on Obi Wan Kenobi.
"YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!"
“And a few limbs”
The best part lol
if R. Lee Ermey ever got to see this, he would have been so proud and honored...
KingScorpion73 "Vader, you are one sorry ass piece of spage age shit!"
This was posted about a year before he passed, so maybe.
It was my privileged to meet R. Lee at an NRA convention about 15 years ago. He was signing autographs. This was one of the most polite and kindest celebs I have ever seen, the very oppasant of the tough military charter so well played. We all lost greatly when he passed.
He would of got a kick out of it lol
We will pray for R Lee ermey let him rest in peace with GOD
I like the part where he’s yelling at everyone.
drew mcduffie also where he’s hitting everyone
I too, like that part
I must have missed it
no shit, counter woosh
When was he *NOT* hitting everyone?
"The perfect crossover doesn't exi-"
Lord Gunny: "Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!!!! Who's the slimy little Communist-shit, twinkle-toed, cock-sucker down here, WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?????!!!!!!"
"What is your MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!"
Avatar the last airbender meet full metal jacket Azula voice gunnery sergeant Hartman
I wouldn't say perfect but they definitely did a good job with all 6 episodes of this 😂😂😅😅
*Obi-Wan walks into the room*
Vader: Holy Jesus....
Crazy Jay 😂😂😂 yep
YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!!!!!
The Killer Clown.... omg 😂😂😂
Proof positive
He IS jesus!
"YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!"
4:00
What every Stormtrooper & imperial officer there is thinking:
" Don't say anything... Stand perfectly still... Don't draw any attention... Ignore him, he will just go away and won't kill me"
All the troopers shooting and “This is my rifle, and this is my gun.”
RIP Gunny
Think the terminal laughter from this caused his early demise?
Absolutely.
wait what? did´t noticed it! .-(
Way to kill the moment... But yes, he will be missed
He's in heaven training the next generation of Angel warriors
When Darth is walking up to Obi Wan, I would’ve used “Now you listen and you listen good. I want that weapon and I want it now”
Ah, that would have been perfect!
I agree, that would be very perfect
Only if the tone of his voice of that line was loud lol
Sometimes speaking seriously is better than speaking loudly.
Darth Vader just got so much more terrifying.
THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN *door closes*
Started dying 😂
Anakin really lost it after his duel on mustafar
I'm pretty sure everyone in the empire is aware that he's completely lost it, and that he now believes he's a US Marines drill sergeant... but I'm sure everyone is far too afraid to confront him about it.
@@terminatorx8285 drill *instructor*. The army has drill sgts, not the usmc
@@RT42069 Well I'm an Army Veteran, so that's what was ingrained my mind. I do know that you better never call any sergeant in the army "sir", and you better never leave "sir" out when addressing a Marine drill... Instructor... Lol, I got it. Thanks for the heads up.👍
well Anakin was saving a jelly 🍩 for himself for breakfast but Obi Wan ate it that morning so he didn't have anything to eat all day, no wonder he turned.
I think he just developed a low tolerance for everyone’s BS 😉
2:00 that edit was too good.
when I saw your comment I suspected it was that clip! it looks like Vader's really saying "well! no shit..." lol
MyoclonicJerkCough too good lol
I had to pause right there because I bust out laughing!!
Cesar Vargas well? no shit!
Who said that WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT 😂
"A New Metal Jacket"
"A New Jacket"
"A Jacket of Hope"
"A Full Metal Jacket of Hope"
"Jacket: A Full Metal Story"
@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker it's a good thing that Captain America can't see this, or he'll tell you to watch your language
"Return Of The Sarge."
The Full Metal Jacket Awakens
ho-lee jesus
*YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!!!*
taking RUclips drama to the next level.
This. Is. Gold.
PillsburyDoughboy THIS IS FUNNY!
2:06 "do you suck d..ks?"
"Yes sir!"
Gold? More like weaponized uranium
Fucking Platinum!
This. is. STUPID!
I love this bad ass Vader Drill instructor without mercy.
Okay ....
This is PURE GOLD !!!!!
A potty mouthed anger filled gung ho US Marine Drill Sargent Dark Lord of the Sith
😂
*Sergeant
US Marines have Drill Instructors. Still a good video, though. LMFAO 😆
@@drengr8691
Instructor*
Talk About Issues
R Lee Ermey actually was a Marine Corps Drill Instructor, he wasn't angry and you wouldn't want to see him when he was.
2:55 Vader didn’t use the Force here. He didn’t have to. His words carry so much power that when he tells someone “choke yourself,” their body has no choice but to obey.
"YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!!"
Probably a grudge from 2nd grade.
"You owe me for one jelly donut" LMAO
That was probably the best one of them all.
Eotarc nah the virgin Mary part was the best done
You should have had where Darth Vader says "your powers are week old man" have gunney yell "you climb obstacles like old people fuck!"
HIRE THIS MAN FOR FUTURE EDITS!
😁😁😄😁😃😁😀
RIP R. LEE
Press F to pay respect to the Man.
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This is gold. Couldn't stop laughing, but I broke apart at 4:26
😆
The scene should have been written that way originally - the prequels would be way better
"YOU owe me for one jelly donut!!!"
Now that I've heard Vader scream that at Kenobi ... it makes it all the funnier.
I'm a simple man, I saw Gunneys head on Darth Vader in the thumbnail, had to click.
Blueskadoo You also have no brain.
You were not disappointed!
I saw the same thing but it was worth it lol
You did that on purpose, you wanted to be different!!!
"GET OUT OF MY FACE"
"Well... no shit. What we got here a fucking comedian"
"Nobody huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it"
"Ho-ly Jesus."
Funniest parts 😂😂
I'm betting that R. Lee Ermy is having a good laugh watching this in the afterlife
Yup I can hear his laugh from the heavens
Vader sees Obi-Wan: HOLY JESUS!!!!
YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!
4:26
The Virgin Mary scene is PRICELESS.
Rest in peace R. Lee. You are one with the force again
Gunny Vader: What do we do for a living?
TIE fighter pilots: KILL, KILL, KILL!
2:06 had me laughing so hard
Yee
Same here. I had to replay the video to hear all the dialogue I missed by laughing.
Yesir
I had to pause the video to recover.
F*cking same! Oh God help me, I CAN’T BREATHE! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Send this to LucasFilms, this'll teach them to make quality content
Random Stormtrooper Fuck Kathleen Kennedy!
too late
@@edwardgaines6561 They should put a true fan
Sorry they are now working for The Mouse and don’t much care about quality...
Reinaldo Maciel Gunny: They are a bunch of hopeless Mickey Mouse shit! If I ran Star Wars, the force will be stronger! They will not laugh, they will not cry! They will learn by the numbers! I will teach them!"
"This is my rifle, this is my gun." 😂😂😂
*door slams on his face*
@@nevanramirez8287 *is holding a lightsaber*
*_John 10.9 I am the door. If anyone enters by Me, he will be saved, and will go in and out and find pasture. 10 The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly._*
_Jesus Christ loves you. Repent and be saved. Only Jesus Christ saves. God bless you, and the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.._
I'm afraid lord Vader has grown senile, he keeps referring to everyone as private pyle.
Yeah, I don't think it would have been too hard to edit out Private Pyle and Joker. Could have been seamless! Except for the couple contexts where 'Joker' fits.
@@gfarrell80 what do we have here? A fuckin comedian! Lol
I think that's part of what makes it funnier, like he doesn't care/want to learn anyone's actual name and that's comedy gold
Probably someone he knew that died during the clone wars
I think he just called every fkup a Private Pyle instead of a Dumb Ass.
That's not senility, that's just attitude! He doesn't have to learn their names to demand their attention.
RIP R Lee Ermey
Thank you for your service
Condolences to his family 🇺🇸
Thank you, R Lee Ermey!
The only drill sergeant who made me laugh.
I laughed the first time I heard your voice in any entertainment context over 20 years ago, and I'm still laughing now!
Sees Obi-Wan
"Holy Jesus... YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!"
Nicolas Matteo I guess obi wan owed lord gunny a jelly doughnut
flyballoon 11-99 they had jelly donuts at every war council meeting during the clone wars. The last one anakin was late to, obi wan took the final jelly donut before anakin could get it. 😂
no wonder he tried tried to kill Obi Wan
they got Duncan Donuts the night before Order 66 and Obi Wan ate the last one Anakin was saving for himself for breakfast so he went the whole day without eating and the rest is history
HOLY JESUS………U OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!
Who ever did this is an absolute genius
True.
True, and he has a lot more.
1:31 The way Vader motions when he says get out. I’ve never seen a dub over match the scene so accurately.
4:02 Should have cut to the Stormtroopers saying "Iyss thayt yoou, Jahn Wayne? Iys thiys mayee?"
"CHOKE YOURSELF." ded.
When Vader said "Holy Jesus" while waiting for Obi Wan, killed me. VoiceUnder you're paying for my hospital bill.
You deserve a Hell of alot more subscribers.
LMAO! Wow, everything lined up perfectly! Great job man!
😉 Gunnery Sergeant Vader, senior Sith instructor, I presume.
Knightmare Gaming and Airsoft there's a nightmare paintball. Delete your channel
1:27 "You're damaged goods, lady...." 😂😂😂
"You owe me for one jelly doughnut!" I 🤣😁🤣
I lost it when he told Obi Wan "you owe me for one jelly donut!" Lol
This is the greatest thing I ever seen i my life
Full Metal Disney.
+Sergeant Loyce
hmmmm....
+Sergeant Loyce Seige at Firebase Gloria was a good war flick too.
Darth Vader's showdown with Obi-wan... "Ho-ly Jesus. YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!!" LMFAO
“Choke yourself!”, hmm on second thought I’ll just do it for you.
“Have you ever heard the story of Full Metal Jacket? It’s a story most marines would cry over..”
Jeeeezz... you should have warned me before I hit that last bowl.......I can`t breath
R.I.P. Gunny ! Way to connect nerds, and military !
Are nerds not supposed to like war movies? I've loved films like Full Metal Jacket all my life lol. I thought that kind of movie was very popular with nerds.
Rip R Lee Ermey
Of this was a thing those troopers actually might hit something with those blasters
I find this two years after it’s inception and it’s still the best thing ever.
I love how this essentially just transforms Darth Vader into a raving lunatic (possibly a senile one.) And let's be honest here, is he not?
My favorite part is at 4:27 lol
sees obi wan: "holy Jesus! you owe me for one jelly donut! what are you waiting for im gonna rip your balls off!" i died at that part.
"You owe me for one jelly doughnut!" I about died laughing.
This is one of the few reasons that the internet exists.
This was just what I needed this morning.
I haven't laughed this hard in all my life.
Except for the first time I saw Impractical Jokers..
Von Sheely ,why?
kevin that’s a great show
You mean Impractical Private Jokers
"Holy jesus.... YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!"
I almost pissed myself.
3:58 I love how Vader seems not to know it was the guy right in front of him that just gave the report and he goes wandering off screen calling out and threatening whoever spoke. I just picture the officers there shitting themselves wondering wtf Vader was talking about and how far he was going to take this madness LOL
At the beginning he should've introduced himself "I'm your Senior Drill Instructor!"
YOU OWE ME FOR ONEJELLY DONUT!
Who said that? *WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!*
Magic_Zach 😂😂😂 yes
Magic_Zach when?
This...is a modern art masterpiece!
Emperor Palpatine- Okay who's the wiseass who set Vaders suit to drill sergeant mode. He had me doing push ups at 4 am !
Lmaoo😂😂😂
This comment is hilarious
I liked in the second act where the Death Star gunner is randomly blasting planets shouting "Get some!"
Did anyo else notice he called 3 different people Joker and 2 people Pile lol😂😂
VoiceUnder lol that's true
Stuff And Thangs I had a squad leader that called everyone richard
I think "Pyle" was a term of endearment for Vader.
"I had a squad leader that called everyone richard"
You mean he called everyone "Dick'?
Stuff And Thangs The world is full of Jokers and Pyles.
Closed caption-
"What do we do for a living, ladies?"
"CHILL, CHILL, CHILL!"
"I find your lack of Faith disturbing" - Darth Vader
Who knew Darth Vader Was a priest
RIP gunny. America couldn't have made it this far without you.
Who else is here in December 2019? 😂
Tim Montoya me
Me
Eyooo
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Ohgary from frosty New England
I was about to put " I can't wait for the Jacket strikes back". And then I saw they already made it!!!!! Hahaha epic
You just earned yourself a subscriber sir
"You owe me for one jelly donut."
Damn Carrie Fisher was so hot. Star wars died when she did.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time...my two fav movies in one omg😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's gonna be awkward when Luke finds out Gunnery is his father...
RadiatedDalek
Darth Gunny: What is yer major malfunction? Didn't mommy and daddy love you enough?
Luke: You are my father!
Darth Gunny: Fuck you maggot!
i wonder if he saw this before he died
(or if this had anything to do with it).
As corny as the farms in Iowa. But quite original. I like this idea. Just remember, there is one way to take care of Darth Gunny. "HI. JOKER.' click-snap-click. (sitting on toilet is optional)
Obi-Wan: **ignites lightsaber**
Darth Gunnery: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS!?
"DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?". Absolutely. I loved watching this video. It was both excellent and created brilliantly.
4:03 with captions on is just perfect
2:40 DO YOU BELIVE IN THE VERSION MARY?
** i shouted out loud at the brilliance of the timing....hurray, this is fucken brilliant. i'll foward this to my friends and family
its "virgin" mary.
Awesome!! Top job! If this guy really trained stormtroopers, they may have actually been able to shoot something.
Dauntless Private Pyle, I think that we finally found something that you do well.Hell, I may even allow you to serve in my beloved Corps.You are definitely born again hard!
"ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Note to self. Never, and I repeat, NEVER steal Lord Vader's jelly filled doughnut. Those are his favorite. Apparently.
2:02 hahaha, you got me bro. This is gold.
This video was out f****** standing. How many more of these full metal jacket voice overs do you got, private Joker?
Hey bro we have the same icon
Check the description.
When the Gunney passed away its a good thing for all of us he went to the "good side" of the force.
He has truly become one with the Force.
How in the hell have I managed to miss this so far?
Kudos!!
3:24 I will gouge jar jar's eyeballs....
why Jar Jar!!!?
4:02 I couldn’t stop laughing here I almost puked 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hey Jeff