@@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104 It being heavier makes 0 sense, but being inaccurate actually does, because having just the hilt means the balance and reach of the sword would be completely off. And if you stretch it enough, you could make an argument for the sword hilt being slower than the tip of the blade while swung, meaning it's slower, which is what the increased weight does
@MCT _ another weird thing are the training weapons They appear to be made of wood and are also light to wield, but as soon as they break they’re suddenly rusted sword hilt that weighs more than 3x what a training weapon weighs
When you really think about it, Animal Crossing has character recruitment, item durability, support convos and fishing. This is basically a Fire Emblem game.
三Akiyama S supports are when you get the framed photo. And, uh, I guess Drago is stuck as our dragon loli... He might be a boy, but at least he’s green! 😂
Wanted to try something new and branch out a bit. Hope you guys enjoy it! I'll still be making fire emblem vids of course. I guess the golden watering can is special @_@
New Horizons logic: Watering can: breaks after watering X number of flowers. Are you watering flowers with acid rain or something. HOW DOES A WATERING CAN BREAK FROM WATERING TOO MUCH. Vaulting Pole: Never breaks, snaps, etc. Why does my wooden stick have better durability than a wood and iron watering can.
That is so the player doesn't get stuck on the wrong side of a river (and if it did break people would think it's a conspiracy involving Resseti,since he is in charge of the rescue program)
Nintendo HQ: Doug Bowser: Alright, Breath of the Wild and 3 houses were super popular, whats something from those games we bring over to animal crossing Joe: what if shit just breaks Doug Bowser: you genius Joe!
Honestly, the breaking tools bring nothing to the game other than forcing the crafting system in our face, which I don't even like the crafting system. I'd have been okay with crafting if it was optional, you know... the "Hey, if you don't like something just don't use it, others can enjoy it!" doesn't work here. I _seriously_ hope they add some way to get unbreaking tools. And before people say "That'd cheapen the game!" we've been fine with unbreaking tools for the past 18 years in the series.
I let my older sister make a house on my island, the first thing she did was spot a money tree near my house and robbed 30,000 bells from the get-go. You lose trust quick when you share an island.
When I saw the crafting system for toolzls I thought to myself wow hopefully they won't break that often, now when I play the game I get flashbacks to hero relics and how they only have 20 uses and break before you now it
As a wise man once said: "Money is important! Your weapons will rust and without money you cannot repair your weapons!" Btw, this Fire Emblem looks really weird, is this a DLC?
Just like fire emblem. and golden tools breaking. You sure this isn't minecraft. And you can hear the sadness in bismix's voice when he said maybe they will patch it. *It's like why are we still here just to suffer?*
Three years later, the only tool with special properties is the Golden Watering Can. It has one extra range (so you can water a perfect breeding circle of flowers at once) and is the only way to get Gold Roses.
They are never going to live down Bunny Day; I use it as a curse in my daily life now. I'll be like "CAN I GET SOME BUNNY DAY HELP AROUND HERE? EGGGGS!"
You're gonna have to try a little harder than that to get me to unsubscribe. Edit: I also love how excited the "straight outta bisquick" guy is that golden tools won't retain their abilities. It's like everyone around you in your skits is just happy about anything that makes you suffer.
I dunno I think I wouldve had a good laugh if I was on a mystery island and my ladder just inexplicably exploded leaving me on a platform with just a rock and 2 trees.
I bought Animal Crossing and has played it a lot, like 5 hours or more, the switch glitches out when I played too much of the game, played it since lanch, it was a great game, uninstalled one day later, what a great way to use my money.
Y'know, I really need to try Bisquick sometime. Its not available here in the UK, despite us having other Betty Crocket cake mixes. I prefer American-style Pancakes and kinda want some now.
When I asked for durability back in Fire Emblem this is not what I fucking meant...
Animal Crossing is now harder than maddening difficulty
When you play Animal Crossing to forget about Fire Emblem but that weapon durability still haunts you
Facts. They are still returning.....
Now it has even reached The Legend Of Zelda
@@unknownstranger6558 relaxing
Fire Emblem Three Houses:
Hit someone with the broken ass hilt of your sword
Kill them anyway because you're Felix Hugo Fraldarius.
Also said sword hilt is for some reason extremely heavier and inaccurate
@@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104 It being heavier makes 0 sense, but being inaccurate actually does, because having just the hilt means the balance and reach of the sword would be completely off.
And if you stretch it enough, you could make an argument for the sword hilt being slower than the tip of the blade while swung, meaning it's slower, which is what the increased weight does
What's that supposed to mean? I never noticed that until yesterday, when felix was getting doubled cause he had a heavy ass broken sword
@MCT _ another weird thing are the training weapons
They appear to be made of wood and are also light to wield, but as soon as they break they’re suddenly rusted sword hilt that weighs more than 3x what a training weapon weighs
When you really think about it, Animal Crossing has character recruitment, item durability, support convos and fishing.
This is basically a Fire Emblem game.
Yeah but were are the S supports? And the dragons lolis?
三Akiyama S supports are when you get the framed photo. And, uh, I guess Drago is stuck as our dragon loli... He might be a boy, but at least he’s green! 😂
And also murdering innocents
I could harvest resources and build my town...
OR I COULD USE THE WARP STAFF
@@dylans.1741
OR I COULD USE THE WARP PIPE
Who knew they incorperated Fire emblem Awakening's Glass weapons into Animal Crossing.
Wanted to try something new and branch out a bit. Hope you guys enjoy it! I'll still be making fire emblem vids of course.
I guess the golden watering can is special @_@
Man you can make videos on anything and I would watch em honestly
Maybe do a video on Mario Kart?
Megaman Zero29 that could be fun
How about a Smash Bros video?
Yesssss I love your content!
New Horizons logic:
Watering can: breaks after watering X number of flowers. Are you watering flowers with acid rain or something. HOW DOES A WATERING CAN BREAK FROM WATERING TOO MUCH.
Vaulting Pole: Never breaks, snaps, etc. Why does my wooden stick have better durability than a wood and iron watering can.
That is so the player doesn't get stuck on the wrong side of a river (and if it did break people would think it's a conspiracy involving Resseti,since he is in charge of the rescue program)
Calvin McNeil But there’s literally a feature for that called “Rescue Service.”
@@JosepiThe13th that is why it would be fishy if the pole broke leaving you stranded as the "rescue service" isn't free
Calvin McNeil But it’s only 100 Nook Miles, which is extremely easy to get. Worse case scenario you’re soft locked and have to save and quit
@@calvinmcneil9824 Maybe stuff just ... shouldn't break.
Nintendo HQ:
Doug Bowser: Alright, Breath of the Wild and 3 houses were super popular, whats something from those games we bring over to animal crossing
Joe: what if shit just breaks
Doug Bowser: you genius Joe!
Ah yes, Animal Crossing New Horizons, Breath of the Wild edition
Lily Mega Eevee when I wanted breath of the wild mechanics in Animal Crossing THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
@@bismix4 Nintendo listened... But not in the way wanted
Story of Seasons! Now with Lynel fights!
"THIS ISN'T RUNE FACTORY!!!!"
The three houses relics are just flimsy tools that hurt more
Even If it not FE its Bismix
And thats all that matters
❤
I hate how true this is, ESPECIALLY THE “MAKE PLAYERS FISH FOR EGGS” PART.
0:43
Man even got himself dressed fancy for nintendo
I'm still mad that your character looks so muCH LIKE YOU
It's the eyebrows. They're uncanny
He still needs pancakes over his head
It doesn't. '-'
You could just use the warp sta-
Oh wait wrong game
You have the rescue service tho.
YOU ALWAYS UPLOAD WHEN IM PLAYING THAT GAME WTF, FIRST FATES AND NOW ANIMAL CROSSING
I thank you for your service, my faithful *golden rod*
Golden rod: I’ve been defeated...but I can’t fall he-
Nintendo: *Are you sure about that*
Is literally everyone just playing Animal Crossing right now?
Lightly SC it’s a great game for the current pandemic
If I weren't working for an essential service I'd probably be playing it too.
I'm not playing AC. It's not my kind of game.
Nope
I'm playing Devil May Cry between sessions of Animal Crossing.
*Axe gets used once*
Uhh I've been defeated but I can't fall here I must make my retreat
These tools are about as durable as Micaiah with -def being weighed down by Purge holding someone.
They break too often is what i mean.
A very good way to write an essay while retaining your anime persona
@@nandapratama4529 ????
@@MetaDash I have no idea what that dude was saying...
What the i wrote this in another comment and it got teleported here
Bold to assume that Micaiah can even rescue to begin with
Animal Crossing: New Mystery of the Horizons
Honestly, the breaking tools bring nothing to the game other than forcing the crafting system in our face, which I don't even like the crafting system.
I'd have been okay with crafting if it was optional, you know... the "Hey, if you don't like something just don't use it, others can enjoy it!" doesn't work here.
I _seriously_ hope they add some way to get unbreaking tools.
And before people say "That'd cheapen the game!" we've been fine with unbreaking tools for the past 18 years in the series.
Flimsy tools breaking? Fair
Regular tools breaking? Bit harsh but fair
Golden tools breaking? *What sin hath thou brought upon this land*
"At least Golden tool's don't break!"
Me, a Minecraft Player: What in Tarnation?!
The Golden Axe broke!
Well now how am I supposed to get the True Ending?
Jokes aside, the Golden Watering can is still special. You can grow Golden Roses from Black Roses with it.
I let my older sister make a house on my island, the first thing she did was spot a money tree near my house and robbed 30,000 bells from the get-go. You lose trust quick when you share an island.
Tsumi sorry to hear that :(
PSA: if you still have eggs from the event, you can sell them for lots of bells.
When I saw the crafting system for toolzls I thought to myself wow hopefully they won't break that often, now when I play the game I get flashbacks to hero relics and how they only have 20 uses and break before you now it
your villager is exactly you, i didn't know what i expected but i wasn't expecting that similarity up to the eyebrows
If there was at least a visible indicator that they were about to break... hmm... maybe like the AXES IN THE PREVIOUS GAMES?!
As a wise man once said: "Money is important! Your weapons will rust and without money you cannot repair your weapons!"
Btw, this Fire Emblem looks really weird, is this a DLC?
This didn't even show up in my sub feed, I found out about this video 2 days later in my reccomended. Nice video BTW!
I guess you can say fire emblem is really breaking into other games now
Eh? Eh?
....okay ill leave
Well, at least the divine weapons that I need to get the good ending won't bre...
LuiLui Y 20 uses binding blade :((((
@@bismix4 The funny part of using the Binding blade is trying to guess which is going to breai first: The weapon or Roy and his 13 defense
You know this was a great meme and all, but holy shit making eyebrow face paint is genius.
CosmicToad5000 God bless the person who thought of it
Love that you're branching out into other games!
Just like fire emblem.
and golden tools breaking.
You sure this isn't minecraft.
And you can hear the sadness in bismix's voice when he said maybe they will patch it.
*It's like why are we still here just to suffer?*
Any tool in animal crossing : "agh, I've been defeated, but I can't fall here, I must make my-" *poof*
You know what else will break? The devs kneecaps after I give them a visit.
Luminary Stud Rider oooooh that’s good
Nice your character really looks like you!
When the devil axe backfires and leaves you with your problems.
What???? Not Fire Emblem????? Grrrrrrr! You need to create content that caters specifically to my tastes!
All seriousness this was hilarious
Alex Breedon thank you 😢🙏
Me: Plays Rune Factory 4 Special
Everyone else: ACNH
I'm truly socially distanced.
Three years later, the only tool with special properties is the Golden Watering Can.
It has one extra range (so you can water a perfect breeding circle of flowers at once) and is the only way to get Gold Roses.
This is the most relatable animal crossing new horizons video I’ve ever seen
really what we learned from this is that Bismix already collected all of the fish in the game
How fitting. A Fire Emblem man addresses durability in Animal Crossing....
Bismix's character low-key looking like a cutie
So,Bismix plays Animal Crossing.A man of culture i see
They are never going to live down Bunny Day; I use it as a curse in my daily life now. I'll be like "CAN I GET SOME BUNNY DAY HELP AROUND HERE? EGGGGS!"
Golden tools feelin like they came straight outta Minecraft
"Let's take one of the most important features from BotW and ram it into a game where it serves not nearly the same purpose."
"genius, sir!"
First botw, then animal crossing, and now the switch itself with joycon drift? Nintendo really went all in with immersive mechanics.
joycon drift hahaha sad but true
the Fire Emblem curse runs deep in this company.
Breath of the Wild, Animal Crossing.
Next you'll have 'cap durability' for Mario's hat
Look, if you want to add durability in games, you gotta tell us when they break before they do! NINTENDO.
Because of this video you just earned a new subscriber
My shovel has broke. But I can't dig here!
I must retreat to my crafting table!
The gold watering can is the only gold tool you should even glance at.
I dunno if it was just the afternoon but the tutorial made me sleepy. Especially the part when u go to bed.
This channel is hella underrated
The Easter Bunny and Tom Nook are working together.
lex’s golden axe is transcending time
I broke my axe IRL. After 30 winters of wood-cutting. Wish I could get that one in-game.
That 'Straight Outta Bisquick' shirt is bomb
Name me a triple A Nintendo Switch game with tools/weapons where the items don’t break eventually. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
When I asked for an update that could be better then what Nintendo has instead...
Straight outta Bisquick
Michael Pisciarino best purchase I ever made
This is the real world where tools can and will break like your hopes and dreams
Hero Relics VS Animal Crossing Tool! Which one will break first?
Where’s the hammerne staff when you need it?
Nintendo HQ: release the EGGS
Animal Crossing: Breath of the Fire Emblem
Hilarious video as always, cant wait till you make a video on the new caeda
AH The water eggs! That was so horrible
Gordon Ramsey Voice: Finally some good fucking food
*gets bitten on Tarantula Island*
You fool, I'm playing on Phoenix Mode!
The real problem with them is they didn't even bother to add the chipped skins so you know when your shits gonna break.
I could not agree more with this video
They break more times than my back
these tools are just as durable as the heroes relics
Looks like FE6´s legendary weapons
You're gonna have to try a little harder than that to get me to unsubscribe.
Edit: I also love how excited the "straight outta bisquick" guy is that golden tools won't retain their abilities. It's like everyone around you in your skits is just happy about anything that makes you suffer.
Is this divine punishment because people hated Byleth joining smash?
This was just a way to flex your golden tools on us filthy casual peasants, wasn't it?
Atleast the pole and ladder don't break, they're good bois 👌
CelesCabbage thank god
I dunno I think I wouldve had a good laugh if I was on a mystery island and my ladder just inexplicably exploded leaving me on a platform with just a rock and 2 trees.
@@VoibbleLunchbox that'd be a hard one to explain to the rescue team
'bro idk it just... disappeared into smoke in my hands'
Didn't know mangs lives under water. How does he keep all his electrical stuff from electrecuting him
so they gave us weapon durability but now i can’t Wrath Strike this tree??? bad game
Loved the ending. Even my gf laughed at that.
I haven’t unlocked golden tools yet, I didn’t know they could break too :(
I swear to god Fire Emblem is the only game that durability works in.
Akechi liked the ending.
I think the only ability is the golden watering can's ability. You get gold roses.
If only New Horizons had a Hammerne staff
Ah yes, Animal Emblem of the Wild.
Maybe you need to use the warp staff?
BRO FR there’s no better kill than getting eggs, and zipper t is hella scary too
I bought Animal Crossing and has played it a lot, like 5 hours or more, the switch glitches out when I played too much of the game, played it since lanch, it was a great game, uninstalled one day later, what a great way to use my money.
Does this mean Bismix has insider info on the next fire emblem game, which is going to be a crossover with animal crossing?!?
Y'know, I really need to try Bisquick sometime. Its not available here in the UK, despite us having other Betty Crocket cake mixes.
I prefer American-style Pancakes and kinda want some now.
to this day, i am salty that GOLDEN tools break. why the fuck