The Minecraft Movie Is 100% Gonna Suck

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @asdconservative
    @asdconservative 3 месяца назад +2307

    TEN FUCKING YEARS

  • @HamiltonTheClown
    @HamiltonTheClown 3 месяца назад +993

    Minecraft is all about creativity, it's so funny that the movie is literally a copy of Jumanji

    • @Music_From_Soniva
      @Music_From_Soniva 3 месяца назад +51

      The devs can't handle the creativity it takes to make an actually good mc movie😂😂😂

    • @-wh-mashups2634
      @-wh-mashups2634 3 месяца назад +37

      it's sad because this movie had so much potential. I secretly hope the trailer is a genius marketing troll and it ends up being a generational masterpiece of a film but it's gooner bros

    • @btwstr220
      @btwstr220 3 месяца назад +5

      Minecraft is a survival horror for all players that play it for the first time.

    • @AzaIndustries
      @AzaIndustries 3 месяца назад

      1 or 2?
      2 was formulaic and missed the spirit of the original through all its post structuralist stimulii.

    • @liam-en2mx
      @liam-en2mx 3 месяца назад +1

      so true but idk know why their all saying it sucks cause its gunna be goofie and i like stuff like that...

  • @alviseossena3238
    @alviseossena3238 3 месяца назад +1189

    I swear, if the movie has Herobrine too, but it's just Jack Black with white eyes, I will ****** myself

    • @NectarNapper
      @NectarNapper 3 месяца назад +111

      I mean what else are they gonna do? herobrine is just steve with 2 recolored pixels

    • @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster
      @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster 3 месяца назад +72

      I’d probably just laugh. So I guess I’ll be laughing as you die but,you know,that wouldn’t be my intention

    • @Hunter_71498
      @Hunter_71498 3 месяца назад +13

      Why even put that out there. That never even crossed my mind 😢

    • @Agustin_Leal
      @Agustin_Leal 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@NectarNapper *four recolored pixels.

    • @NectarNapper
      @NectarNapper 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Agustin_Leal its only the blue in the eyes thats replaced not the white

  • @officialtoddhoward69
    @officialtoddhoward69 3 месяца назад +3214

    I love Jack Black, but he doesn't need to be in every damn movie. That's not Steve, that's just Jack Black being Jack Black in a blue shirt.

    • @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster
      @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster 3 месяца назад +131

      It could work. Steve is a stand in for the player,right? So if they’re sucked into Jack Black’s game of Minecraft,then Steve would be Jack Black.
      Am I huffing copium? Yes

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 3 месяца назад +76

      I stopped liking him after he started associating himself with people advocating for political violence.

    • @CephenJane
      @CephenJane 3 месяца назад +15

      ​@@daedalus6433 Wait he what

    • @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster
      @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster 3 месяца назад +14

      @@daedalus6433 He did what now?

    • @firewolf5971
      @firewolf5971 3 месяца назад +14

      @@WilliamAaronTheYapmaster So basically, Kyle Gass, JB's bandmate in Tenacious D, made a joke about the whole Trump shooting thing. Bad taste, yeah, but that doesn't ruin JB or TD or anything for me. Besides, that's nothing compared to what you can find on a daily basis on the web.

  • @PixelBottle
    @PixelBottle 3 месяца назад +606

    2019:Sonic movie problem
    2024:Minecraft movie problem
    (What did i create in this comment💀)

    • @Beast1o67
      @Beast1o67 3 месяца назад +1

      The problem is that there are adults criticizing a kids movie

    • @bream5967
      @bream5967 3 месяца назад +60

      @@Beast1o67 because they know and loved the game MORE and BEFORE the new generation knew the game.

    • @Thedawg2604
      @Thedawg2604 3 месяца назад +39

      ​@@Beast1o67 even the kids dont like it wdym?

    • @BlurroBlue
      @BlurroBlue 3 месяца назад +43

      ​@@Beast1o67 Every movie/show should be critiqued. It being for kids is no excuse.

    • @HeadsetHatGuy
      @HeadsetHatGuy 3 месяца назад +27

      ​@@Beast1o67the adults who grew up with the game, yes
      they have the rights to criticize this movie

  • @Idaproductions12
    @Idaproductions12 3 месяца назад +1179

    They could've just animated it.

    • @avertflipz
      @avertflipz 3 месяца назад +42

      THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'

    • @JhonDoe-t1s
      @JhonDoe-t1s 3 месяца назад +100

      Imagine if the film was in the same style as the trailers for game updates...

    • @Idaproductions12
      @Idaproductions12 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JhonDoe-t1s BPS level animating

    • @villc.11
      @villc.11 3 месяца назад +2

      @@JhonDoe-t1sthats what i literally wanted tbh

    • @seekgaming303
      @seekgaming303 3 месяца назад

      ​@@JhonDoe-t1s that would've gone so hard

  • @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster
    @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster 3 месяца назад +394

    The animals are horrifying. And the “transported into Minecraft” premise instead of making the movie actually about Minecraft was a bad choice. I don’t mind Jack Black being Steve but “I am…Steve” doesn’t fill me with confidence. However,the moment I KNEW this movie was gonna be bad is when that girl said “this guy is such a toolbag”. They called STEVE,the main character who represents the player,a toolbag! I swear to God of they make Steve a jerk,I will destroy Luxembourg.

    • @Awkci_gaming
      @Awkci_gaming 3 месяца назад +37

      What did Luxembourg ever do against you?

    • @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster
      @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster 3 месяца назад +35

      @@Awkci_gaming I just don’t think anyone would notice,don’t want to get in trouble with the EU,ya know?

    • @GruntoSkunko
      @GruntoSkunko 3 месяца назад

      They love humiliating male heroes. Thats how the cult works
      That and child sacrifice

    • @NightSkyNyx
      @NightSkyNyx 3 месяца назад +32

      This is like the equivalent of the British blowing up Copenhagen during the Napoleonic Wars as their way of calming down lmao
      Jokes aside though I agree, like they really just threw a blue shirt on Jack Black and called him “Steve”. You could already tell this movie is a soulless cashgrab from how ugly it looks, but that part with “Steve” basically confirms how little effort went into this lol

    • @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster
      @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster 3 месяца назад +12

      @@NightSkyNyx I am actually British lol
      And,yeah,this film looks soooo bad,which is just sad

  • @AnAmericanMusician
    @AnAmericanMusician 3 месяца назад +1248

    Going with piglins instead of pillagers makes me feel like nobody working on this movie even knew what minecraft was before they started this project.

    • @bharathpazhanisamy.s9474
      @bharathpazhanisamy.s9474 3 месяца назад +42

      nah bro, check out minecraft legends because i think thats what this movie is about

    • @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster
      @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster 3 месяца назад +131

      @@bharathpazhanisamy.s9474Came here to say this. Minecraft legends had Piglins as a threat and,in that game,you are transported into the Minecraft world. So I could see it being a middle ground of both. Still doesn’t look great though

    • @bharathpazhanisamy.s9474
      @bharathpazhanisamy.s9474 3 месяца назад +19

      @@WilliamAaronTheYapmaster yeah, the execution looks like it's about to be awful, but hey, atleast we get the pillager lore and some other lore scenes.(Had been a dream to watch a Minecraft movie in theatres, will watch regardless of how worse it is for my love for Minecraft)

    • @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster
      @WilliamAaronTheYapmaster 3 месяца назад +1

      @@bharathpazhanisamy.s9474 That’s true,the lore will hopefully be worth it! Probably won’t watch in theatres but will probably watch it at home once it’s on streaming

    • @alexanderglex4600
      @alexanderglex4600 3 месяца назад +24

      Let me address the elephant in the room, I'm praying to God they don't give the piglins the minions treatment, that's what I'm scared of the most

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 3 месяца назад +117

    Hollywood just casually making Cashgrab out of people's favourite games.
    That is not Minecraft, it's more like Clash of Clans Fortnite Jumanji.

  • @Michael-j2d1g
    @Michael-j2d1g 3 месяца назад +486

    I haven't seen anyone mention this but besides "Steve" no has mentioned how bad the clothing looks on the other cast

    • @yamunajolicoeur7167
      @yamunajolicoeur7167 3 месяца назад +11

      there was one guy who complained about it

    • @DustyStarrz
      @DustyStarrz 3 месяца назад +66

      SAME, i said on twitter that the costumers need to change careers
      Its terrible
      They look like theyre all from different games
      Like Jason Momoa looks like he straight up stole his pink jacket from the set of the Barbie Movie, the kid in the red shirt actually just looks like a basic MC skin
      But the black lady looks like shes from some kind of scifi???? Like what are you wearing bro

    • @rerite-oy4xu
      @rerite-oy4xu 3 месяца назад +26

      they look horrendous

    • @AwesomeYena
      @AwesomeYena 3 месяца назад +20

      I almost didn't recognize Jason Mamoa with his ridiclious outfit, who the heck approved those?

    • @bradley6386
      @bradley6386 3 месяца назад +4

      Yea when I showed my wife the trailer she just shook her head and wqs like "noooo" that p9nk outfit is terrible lol she said never put him in pink ever again

  • @MacTheConqueror6339
    @MacTheConqueror6339 3 месяца назад +67

    Make a good Minecraft movie⛔
    make a cheep cash grab✅

    • @duoseptem5109
      @duoseptem5109 3 месяца назад +7

      Not cheap at all... Which makes it worst =_=

    • @Jake_the_lad
      @Jake_the_lad 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@duoseptem5109 It looks like it was made with AI and green screens I'm willing to bet it's cheap

    • @duoseptem5109
      @duoseptem5109 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Jake_the_lad Their budget was Disney/Pixar level(180 million), I don't think it looks cheap at all, the CGI really looks good, but the choices they made were terrible.

    • @Jake_the_lad
      @Jake_the_lad 3 месяца назад +3

      @@duoseptem5109 You seriously think the sheep looks good? It makes the og sonic movie design look like art.

    • @Opbee12
      @Opbee12 3 месяца назад

      @@Jake_the_lad It looks ugly as hell, but it looks good. (As in effort good)

  • @sweetpea644
    @sweetpea644 3 месяца назад +769

    Jason Momoa would have fit a rugged and adventurous survivor-like Steve, saw endless fanmade mockups and he looked badass.

    • @yellowstickers394
      @yellowstickers394 3 месяца назад +94

      Seriously! When it was rumored that Jason was going to play Steve, I was for it because he can actually fit the role. As soon as it was confirmed that it was in fact Jack Black, I just knew it wouldn’t work.

    • @TheIdiotFr0102
      @TheIdiotFr0102 3 месяца назад +70

      Bro was literally made for the role, all he has to do is cut his hair and trim his beard a little bit and he would be perfect but noooo let’s give it to funny man skadoosh

    • @randompersonidk3497
      @randompersonidk3497 3 месяца назад +47

      Exactly, like a guy that spends hours in the mines, crafting, building and killing mobs shouldn't be this fat

    • @michalvrabec454
      @michalvrabec454 3 месяца назад +34

      @@randompersonidk3497 true, steve should be a jacked gigachad

    • @lotus_flower2000
      @lotus_flower2000 3 месяца назад +5

      I think he might have looked a little too good in the blue shirt.
      Steve is more of an everyman.

  • @cocacolaman6510
    @cocacolaman6510 3 месяца назад +52

    I don’t care if it takes another ten years, they need to fix this horrendous abomination

  • @Flexydoggo76
    @Flexydoggo76 3 месяца назад +258

    I dont care if we have to wait another 2 years or even 5, I want this movie to be animated.

    • @deathsinger1192
      @deathsinger1192 3 месяца назад +9

      if you want an animated minecraft, go watch Songs of War, it's hard to ask for more after you've seen that

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 3 месяца назад +1

      Not gonna happen

    • @watcheronly71
      @watcheronly71 3 месяца назад +2

      That won't happen there's ton already in real life

    • @felobatirmoheb4884
      @felobatirmoheb4884 3 месяца назад +2

      Watch minecraft story mode

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 2 месяца назад

      You really think they're gonna do something like with the Sonic movie? This is a cheap cashgrab and nothing else.

  • @Anupamprime
    @Anupamprime 3 месяца назад +52

    If Chris Pratt can Voice an animated Mario.
    Why can't Jack Black simply Voice Animated steve?

  • @Millenium6208
    @Millenium6208 3 месяца назад +17

    In Italy some years ago a youtuber called "Quei due sul server" made a minecraft short movie of about half an hour that's called "Minecraft: Il film di Pete", even that video was much better than just this trailer and if you understand a little italian I recommend it.

  • @fraserr851
    @fraserr851 3 месяца назад +319

    Jack black is Steve? He looks nothing like Steve that blue shirt looks nothing likes Steves iconic shirt

    • @Naikeel
      @Naikeel 3 месяца назад +17

      He is not the Steve form Minecraft videogame, he is a guy from real life that when he was a child was sent to Minecraft world and now is like a 60 year old men, its like this cause in the piglins in the nether scene you can see Steve with no white hairs.

    • @LuminousVoid88
      @LuminousVoid88 3 месяца назад +43

      @@Naikeel So it's Jumanji all over again.. got it.
      God awful.

    • @SoloAnima1
      @SoloAnima1 3 месяца назад +10

      @@Naikeelthis concludes my theory. It is literally just a continuation of Minecraft legends

    • @SoloAnima1
      @SoloAnima1 3 месяца назад +6

      @@LuminousVoid88it’s not jumanji all over again, the piglin scene is based off of Steve actually getting sent to a younger version of his Minecraft universe, this younger universe had no hostile mobs until the piglin war, where only they and other nether creatures were hostile, Steve’s interference creates a temporary peace where the piglin aren’t hostile, but many mobs enjoyed the fighting they did, and became hostile (some villagers converted to pillagers, zombies and skeletons became hostile and lost the ability to survive the sun, creepers decided to start blowing themselves up when near players, which suggests that they do it to prevent their gunpowder being harvested, and literally every hostile mob being hostile was caused by the fighting during the piglin war. Also Steve has numerous children, which doesn’t make sense unless he had someone to have them with.
      Btw Minecraft is both the first and last game in the storyline as in Minecraft Steve is the last player alive in his universe, then he gets sent to the Minecraft legends universe, ends the piglin war, leaving behind the ruined portal structures, then his descendants fight the pillagers in Minecraft dungeons and finally, in Minecraft, a new iteration of Steve is the last player, who eventually, while mining on a cliff side, gets transported to the Minecraft legends universe

    • @SoloAnima1
      @SoloAnima1 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Naikeelbtw he is an *iteration* of Steve as, for every Minecraft universe, there are two iterations of Steve, one used to be the last player in another universe but was transported to this new universe and was the first player , while the one after him is the last player in this universe and will be the first player in another universe

  • @NitroBladee
    @NitroBladee 3 месяца назад +25

    story mode was such a banger for me. also minecraft has really good lore potential like the deep dark and disc 11 mysteries. Such a shame seeing a massive studio take on a game loved by many just to fail miserably. its like they didn’t know anything about the game/had no context and just made a movie with the exact same script as jumanji

  • @Progrer
    @Progrer 3 месяца назад +69

    The annoying part is that if they based it on Steve's perspective, they could've built on that to make sequels and even prequels, but now since its trying to get away from the game, it'll only be a one time thing. I'm 100% certain of that

    • @SAMUSUMA
      @SAMUSUMA  3 месяца назад +13

      Yeah! Exactly. This franchise's potential is dead out the doorway if this movie turns out as bad as we think.

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 2 месяца назад

      @@Progrer they're gonna do what 21st century fox did to pjo

  • @VexNovaYT
    @VexNovaYT 3 месяца назад +27

    "This movie is for 10 year old kids, not for you" You mean the all 10 year old kids that were born in 2014 during the peak of Minecraft & probably didn't play the game until 2018+ after the release of 1.13?

    • @LordSluggo
      @LordSluggo 3 месяца назад +6

      I feel like everyone forgets us college kids and 20-somethings who gambled on it in 2009

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 2 месяца назад

      "No, that's misinformation. Everyone knows Minecraft came out after Fortnite in 2016." - Some dumbass Hollywood Exec

  • @AfterthymeGaming
    @AfterthymeGaming 3 месяца назад +227

    I won't compare this to the FNaF Movie as FNaF can work in a live-action setting as the visuals of that game is grounded to reality with a bit of mystic/science fiction. I won't compare this to Sonic Movies as the only thing that's fantastical is the character that is Sonic himself. And Sonic along with Tails, Knuckles and now Shadow are all the ones interacting with the real world surroundings. A Minecraft Movie, however, is the other way around with the human actors the one interacting with nothing but green screen and are the ones who has to imagine what the world around them looks like. If I'd have to compare this with any video game movies, I'd compare it to Super Mario Bros. As both games are set in a world that's not grounded to our reality and are merely fantasy worlds. Sonic somehow works because he's the only mythical creature living in a our world and the writers managed to make it work. Super Mario and Minecraft are not just about the characters but also the world surrounding them. Where everything are all unnatural to our world. Why they make the Minecraft Movie live-action is beyond my knowledge and it baffles me with the idea. Especially since the human characters look so off compared to the world around them. And don't get me started questioning why the heck does the sheep has a llama muzzle.
    Editted because there's an error in my words. Now I lost the like from creator.

    • @SaltyDirtBlock
      @SaltyDirtBlock 3 месяца назад +1

      i prefer a live action movie because weve already seen a million minecraft animated movies .but weve never seen a minecraft live action movie.

    • @menace7885
      @menace7885 3 месяца назад +24

      ​@@SaltyDirtBlock terrible take but ok

    • @SaltyDirtBlock
      @SaltyDirtBlock 3 месяца назад

      @@menace7885 thats not a take

    • @EliRetroVHS642
      @EliRetroVHS642 3 месяца назад

      FNAF was live action

    • @Kozid_30
      @Kozid_30 3 месяца назад +10

      @@SaltyDirtBlock it is a take

  • @FireOsXP
    @FireOsXP 3 месяца назад +76

    0:10 what is lhugueny doing here

    • @tinybubble330
      @tinybubble330 3 месяца назад +2

      My goattttt

    • @Jake_the_lad
      @Jake_the_lad 3 месяца назад +11

      When he thinks the movie looks bad you KNOW warner bros fucked up

    • @AndyToons64
      @AndyToons64 3 месяца назад +8

      story of minecraft

    • @YeeMcYEEerSin
      @YeeMcYEEerSin 3 месяца назад +7

      I fell on my head as a child, Minecraft genocide this a Minecraft movie

    • @Opbee12
      @Opbee12 3 месяца назад

      @@YeeMcYEEerSin What

  • @Grim_Grim.
    @Grim_Grim. 3 месяца назад +342

    Anyone remember that movie about herobrine, and it was revealed Steve was actually herobrine and he like accidentally killed his entire school and had to go on the run from the police.
    edit: thanks to someone in the comments I found the name of the movie, it was Herobrine Origins the movie

  • @bread9663
    @bread9663 3 месяца назад +16

    Is no one gonna talk about how the environment as a whole is completely inaccurate to the game? The interior of the wood blocks is way too different to be convincible, the landscape is different, the literal rock arc at 4:15 is unlike anything ive seen ingame, and a dishonorable mention is the double bucket that jason makes in the trailer like how dumb do you have to be? This isn’t Minecraft. Theres almost no resemblance or respect.

    • @dragon_1gaming756
      @dragon_1gaming756 3 месяца назад +6

      Honestly most of the backgrounds look AI generated :(
      This movie is gonna be utter dogshit

    • @KäptnKrückschwank
      @KäptnKrückschwank 2 месяца назад +2

      Blocks are inconsistently sized

  • @jeop133
    @jeop133 3 месяца назад +168

    Honestly would have rathered the film start with the Master Builders (of which Steve is viewed as the worst of) being sort of killed by the ender dragon and turned into Endermen and have Steve be the only survivor and give him some Survivors guilt, then let the film be about Steve going on this crazy Arduous adventure to kill the ender dragon, have him go to the Nether to collect blaze powder, have him be forced to hunt down endermen who are people he used to know who maybe looked down on him. Have the film recreate the feeling of playing on Hardcore Mode by yourself, And in the end have Steve fight the ender dragon and win freeing everyone and proving himself in the end. I made this up in my head in 15 minutes and it would probably be more interesting than what we are getting.

    • @SoloAnima1
      @SoloAnima1 3 месяца назад +10

      Tbh it is just one of the theories about the turning into endermen. This was actually disproven in Minecraft’s lore with the release of Minecraft dungeons

    • @Cheese560-45
      @Cheese560-45 3 месяца назад +7

      Idc how bad the movie budget is, I would watch this movie

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita 3 месяца назад +5

      Inventing lore and changing up how mobs work to create a story is exactly the bad thing to do when you make movie adaptations.

    • @0TheJigsawKiller0
      @0TheJigsawKiller0 3 месяца назад +6

      i love that some random comment from some guy has a better minecraft movie plotline than the actual paid professionals who supposedly write stories for a living

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita 3 месяца назад

      @@0TheJigsawKiller0 And how are you sure that the very light on details story that doesn't really explain much is better?

  • @ChonkyBoi-q7n
    @ChonkyBoi-q7n 3 месяца назад +40

    I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR A MINECRAFT MOVIE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET

  • @jackinuzuki2890
    @jackinuzuki2890 3 месяца назад +46

    Fallen Kingdom is the minecraft movie we always had

  • @Bibienneh
    @Bibienneh 3 месяца назад +40

    I feel like I should mention that, if I'm not mistaken, Jack Black was already narrating a few minecraft books and guides in the past, so he had been steve before, as the VA.
    YUP - Minecraft: The Island's (narrated by Jack Black)

  • @FeltonSecondChannel
    @FeltonSecondChannel 3 месяца назад +42

    We're in the dark ages again

    • @bradley6386
      @bradley6386 3 месяца назад +4

      Except the dark ages produced soke of the most magnificent art the world had ever seen . This is worse lol

  • @Sketchasaurus-d1u
    @Sketchasaurus-d1u 3 месяца назад +16

    In my opinion I think the movie should be a lot more like the books, for example Minecraft: The island, and the then they can go off from there

  • @l.p4251
    @l.p4251 3 месяца назад +53

    First chris pratt having nomral voice for Mario and now Jack black in a blue shirt?!?

    • @Opbee12
      @Opbee12 3 месяца назад +1

      We all know nobody would've watch an hour and a half of mama mia with a thick-ass Italian accent.

    • @bigseven8227
      @bigseven8227 3 месяца назад

      Also Chris Pratt voicing Garfield and sounding nothing like him

    • @l.p4251
      @l.p4251 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Opbee12 Atleast the movie was a banger

    • @MorTal-ni2jr
      @MorTal-ni2jr 3 месяца назад +1

      I like Chris Pratt but he doesn’t need to be in every movie tbh

    • @therookie5714
      @therookie5714 3 месяца назад

      I was oddly ok with Mario being Pratts voice. At first I thought it would be stupid af

  • @tprimeplayz6450
    @tprimeplayz6450 3 месяца назад +20

    This movie just looks crap. I feel like they could just postpone it and just redo it somethings but will Warner bros li- NO. they never do.

  • @vusherman1125
    @vusherman1125 3 месяца назад +39

    remember that Warner BROS cancelled Batman Beyond not Minecraft

    • @Emanuele_Polisena
      @Emanuele_Polisena 3 месяца назад +9

      And coyote vs acme.
      I will never forgive them for that.

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 3 месяца назад +5

      They just suck nowadays. Started to hate them so much since they've started doing that Tax Write-off Crap.
      Would love to watch that Movie even though some Things could be better, but I don't want to support those A-Holes.
      If I remember correctly they've also Copyright claimed when someone uploaded the Popeye Movie which they've made a Tax Write-off, meaning they aren't even allowed to make any Money from it. How does that make Sense? It's not just about Greed but they also seem to desperately want to be the bad Guys

    • @therookie5714
      @therookie5714 3 месяца назад

      Probably would have been trash anyway so oh well

  • @orrissirro
    @orrissirro 2 месяца назад +2

    I think they were going to have Jack be the AGED Steve, like he's a real person that's been in here playing since the game released. Then we get a very tired, "Steve, while Minecraft world is great, you have to go back and join the real world!" storyline near the end. Then it flashes to Jack in the real world, bloated and covered in dorito crumbs at his pc, then it ends with him making a call to Kyle Gass wanting to get the band back together

  • @pedritoelhispanista.6185
    @pedritoelhispanista.6185 3 месяца назад +19

    Ayo this channel is underrated asf, I love how you communicate and the videos you make. Please upload more

  • @ChripPart
    @ChripPart 3 месяца назад +6

    well the good news is we still get another shot because netflix announced that they will be making a fully animated minecraft tv show recently

  • @nachoramirez1308
    @nachoramirez1308 3 месяца назад +17

    Bro why not animate the movie and use all the actors as voice actors much better possibilities for great movie.

    • @Elbufeira-wh6li
      @Elbufeira-wh6li 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah they should have copied shrek

  • @user-beepbopbeep
    @user-beepbopbeep 3 месяца назад +6

    You know what could have worked, make the movie CG animated. Between World Builder and Blockbench this is more than possible for low cost. All you need is some nice shaders, rigging and cute animations to make this work. They could get some serious modders to make custom monsters to spice the movie further for original stories if they so wished. I could see a narrative where Steve in CG starts in a journey to aid stray crafters and villagers against Pillagers and Endermen. This leading to the discovery of the Ender Dragon and slaying it using what he learns from this. You can even have him with Alex, a pet dog and Fairy along the way. Maybe as a joke have him confused by a lot of the rules and dying many times to get it right.
    Or if they were gonna go the live action route, they could rent a studio and actually get some real blocks to build the set. Seriously, they could get a whole mess of cardboard boxes with Minecraft textures to make them actual interactive props for the characters such as Steve in his house (could be made of literal regular drywall with printed textures for Pete's sake) and have him explain some of the rules of Minecraft. You could add jokes wheres he says "Check out my fort. It's perfectly zombie proof." Then a torch dies out and Steve panics to put it back on. Or even have one where he's hiding, only for a creeper to sneak up behind him.
    For a story, they could have a narrative where Steve techncially is lost despite his apparent knowledge of the world, a man whose beaten the game over and over, but he's noticing smaller changes. Imagine him saying something like "I don't know why, but I feel like I've been here for...a very long time. Like I've seen all kinds of things come and go but never seen anyone else like you before. People...who make me feel...like there's still room for more." It could be a story of isolation, but also what value one finds in it, the value of others' input, such as trying new things and possibilities. This could lead to new Minecraft creations for the movie (and by extension, the game if they are cool enough.) For example, imagine if Steve creates a translator that allows him to understand Ender Men, allowing us to see them interact and even learn lore. Or even have Steve create a propeller plane and crash it during a battle with a Ghast.
    The movie could even serve as a "sequel" to Minecraft's story, where after slaying the Ender Dragon, Steve ends up here, his mind reset, however these new live action characters are in actuality, Steve's first "sentient" creations. Steve has become an Ascended Being, but his presence makes him a target for other forces in the world of Minecraft, such as Herobrine, the Aether (yes I know it's fake but it could be a worthy hype addition to Minecraft) and even Wardens, who for some reason are now increasingly spawning on the surface as a result of defeating the Ender Dragon. New monsters that incite more fear than the Wardens perhaps?
    What do you guys think?

  • @Liam.Johnston_
    @Liam.Johnston_ 3 месяца назад +40

    why not just make it fully animated dude come on

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 3 месяца назад +3

      Because they are idiots

    • @Nando75549
      @Nando75549 3 месяца назад +5

      David is allergic to animation.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Nando75549 yes that’s why he needs to get blacklisted from being ceo

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 3 месяца назад

      That's what Netflix is doing?

    • @therookie5714
      @therookie5714 3 месяца назад

      @@anonymouslucario285what?

  • @Theaxeman-e5b
    @Theaxeman-e5b 3 месяца назад +7

    6:15 why the tree is so small

    • @RoseQuartz692
      @RoseQuartz692 Месяц назад

      So it can be grabbed by a human hand

  • @cocacolaman6510
    @cocacolaman6510 3 месяца назад +14

    I don’t really like the scenery like it just feels way to colorful. Why is everyone saying the backgrounds look so good? It looks nothing like the game besides the fact that it is blocky!

  • @alaska4939
    @alaska4939 3 месяца назад +9

    Why isn't this animated is my first question?

    • @rex.x33
      @rex.x33 3 месяца назад

      exactly

  • @ThatClotpoll
    @ThatClotpoll 3 месяца назад +4

    7:46 If Piglins are the main antagonists and aren't portrayed how Captain Sparkle's Fallen Kingdom Minecraft animations portrays them (Which is probably unlikely) than it's a total waste in my opinion

  • @ogdaniel8360
    @ogdaniel8360 2 месяца назад +2

    “This is gonna be turbo ass” -Penguinz0

  • @gabrielrangel956
    @gabrielrangel956 3 месяца назад +8

    I wouldn't mind the isekai framing that much if it didn't look just so generic, I really hope there's some twist we're not expecting like Jack Black being Herobrine and the trailer is a red herring
    I like a lot of the actors (Jack Black, Momoa and Emma) but it's difficult to excited for their casting when it looks completely out of place. So many baffling decisions throughout, I think the best description I read is that this movie looks like it was not made by people who like Minecraft but by people whose kids like Minecraft

  • @EliRetroVHS642
    @EliRetroVHS642 3 месяца назад +14

    The road with video game movies was getting too good there had to be a flop somewhere

    • @elviswilliams1131
      @elviswilliams1131 3 месяца назад +5

      Borderland already did that

    • @flarestriker2005
      @flarestriker2005 3 месяца назад

      On the bright side, at least we have Sonic 3, FNAF 2, and The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2 coming up

  • @LeviGoober
    @LeviGoober 3 месяца назад +6

    it'd be cool if steve was like this lone wolf character, and then steve explores the world and finds different established villages or even towns with other 'players' like redstoners or speedrunners in the form of brilliant scientists or engineers as the redstoners, and fierce wildcard explorers with unique tricks as the speedrunners
    id imagine if when warner bros really picked up the idea, if they just played the game for a good month at the least, came back with a bunch of different ideas after playing, they could cook up something better, and i also think they'd be more familiar with the more hidden details if they had looked into the wiki and popular minecraft youtubers. if i were to pick youtubers to watch, spesifically id choose redstoners, and this might seem a little dumb, but speedrunners, as the skills and knowledge they have could make for a VERY good character if done right, think petra or jack from minecraft storymode with double the cards to play, since minecraft has a lot of underlying technicalities.
    and the design couldve looked more like minecraft with shaders if they REALLY wanted a live action, i also think the reasoning for that is cause its easier to hide the greenscreen errors with more detailed models

  • @Mark6O9
    @Mark6O9 2 месяца назад +2

    It doesn't help that the director said him self on MC Live "We wanted live action because we wanted something new and market it for kids" not even kids like the movie. And not to mention Minecraft has been played by people who are now 20 or even have gray hair now.

  • @Anupamprime
    @Anupamprime 3 месяца назад +6

    Imagine if they pulled a sonic.
    And Steve is actually a CGI character in the film 😱

  • @wilhelmschmidt7240
    @wilhelmschmidt7240 2 месяца назад +3

    Every Minecraft fan should be pissed they made such low effort garbage for such an iconic multigenerational game like Minecraft. Microsoft should have called TellTale to make it, they basically already have made several Minecraft movies at this point and they nailed the animation style.

  • @Freddygaming095
    @Freddygaming095 3 месяца назад +9

    This Would be better animated

  • @SneakyRapperkid42_Official
    @SneakyRapperkid42_Official 3 месяца назад +8

    Ikr 4:51 Steve isn't that hype is like a chill person or idk but he seems claim and jack black would be jumping all over the place

  • @OPEnderflame-w1d
    @OPEnderflame-w1d 2 месяца назад +3

    IT's not ThAT HarD tO mAkE A MoVie AboUt A gaMe ThAt OnLy HaS sQuarES iN iT
    IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE LIVE ACTION IT CAN BE ANIMATED

    • @THEOFFICIALGUMBO
      @THEOFFICIALGUMBO 2 месяца назад +1

      There’s a stupid reason why it’s live action and it’s cuz “everybody is doing animation so we want to be special and make it live action” 😒

  • @davejefferson2436
    @davejefferson2436 Месяц назад +2

    What disappointed me the most is that the world clearly isn’t following the same rules as vanilla Minecraft. The scaling is completely off, items/blocks that don’t exist exist, and nothing you see in the Minecraft movie could ever be built in Minecraft.
    Warner made the Lego movie, which is a perfect showcase on what to do when making a movie like this. How have they failed it so badly?!

  • @phonghealthcliff35
    @phonghealthcliff35 3 месяца назад +26

    we have to bully this movie like how we bullied sonic

  • @ogdaniel8360
    @ogdaniel8360 2 месяца назад +2

    Danielle Brooks is a good actor also, I know her from orange is the new black she was great

  • @thebananaspeedruns9275
    @thebananaspeedruns9275 3 месяца назад +5

    Something that would be interesting for a Minecraft movie would to be like Lego where they make a regular movie but in Minecraft, would that movie require being a Minecraft movie (in this example) no it doesn’t, they wouldn’t treat Minecraft like it is really important to the plot but more like an art media or something, take a look at any of the Lego movies that aren’t actually about the Lego such a the upcoming Pice by Pice
    Doing something like this would be really fun as it wouldn’t have to be a video game movie, just a movie made in Minecraft

  • @DanielKariuki-er5gi
    @DanielKariuki-er5gi 3 месяца назад +1

    2:51 I feel bad for the VFX studio behind the first movie and the 2019 Lion Kind Movie because the redesign cost $5 million and the whole company had to shut down but maybe it's a good thing that company didn't do any work on the future movies cuz the 2nd and 3rd Sonic movies look way better.

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 3 месяца назад +4

    The Creeper only showed up once or twice in the trailer, and it wasn't even the main focus of the shot (instead it was Jason Momoa). If that doesn't scream "red flag" I don't know what does. The Creeper is LITERALLY Minecraft's mascot!

  • @V0RTA
    @V0RTA 3 месяца назад +1

    After watching the movie's insight from Minecraft Live, I understand their approach on why they went for a live action, but in reality, it's still underwhelming, but I do like that the trees, blocks, and structures are actually a prop, built by artists who put their great effort into making it which I respect. Still, I have such low expectation for this movie to be a banger like Sonic so I'm waiting for a new trailer of the movie.

  • @bluescience9022
    @bluescience9022 3 месяца назад +3

    5:16 they realy looked at steve and thought "yeah thats jack black"

  • @ryantessier3789
    @ryantessier3789 3 месяца назад +1

    Hollywood really needs a crash like the video game crash of the 80s. The sheer amount of content for the sake of content, the constant loss of money after huge investments, the lack of faith from the consumerbase. All the elements are there. We need quality films, not more content, and the studios wont realize that until they lose enough money.

  • @AzureLikeSky
    @AzureLikeSky 3 месяца назад +7

    2:34 *this sounds like a joke to me, because i don't see the green screen border*

    • @cannonfodder6543
      @cannonfodder6543 3 месяца назад +3

      it’s probably more obvious to people that have some editing experience, I only noticed it after it was pointed out to me

  • @laei6391
    @laei6391 3 месяца назад +9

    Is this the future of Minecraft? Shhit go back, GO BACK!!

  • @johnwellmorete9549
    @johnwellmorete9549 3 месяца назад +2

    That fact that jack black said: "This isn't for you, its for the new generation"

  • @matthewmattu1406
    @matthewmattu1406 3 месяца назад +5

    Oh boy, I might just have to go rewatch Minecraftian again

  • @antman674
    @antman674 3 месяца назад +1

    My first video game experience was on an atari 2600. And this guy is talking about Temple Run. I feel old.

  • @jwc7178
    @jwc7178 3 месяца назад +45

    We gotta bully them into pulling a sonic

    • @sboy2044
      @sboy2044 3 месяца назад +12

      For Sonic it was one character, for this it’s the entire movie

    • @brobspeefsbeef
      @brobspeefsbeef 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@sboy2044we can still try

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 3 месяца назад +2

      Won't work

    • @jwc7178
      @jwc7178 3 месяца назад +1

      @@anonymouslucario285 I’m ok if they pull a batgirl and cancel the whole movie

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 3 месяца назад

      @@jwc7178 also won't be happening

  • @1cy1c3bear
    @1cy1c3bear 3 месяца назад +1

    You know, it's really strange, right after the Minecraft movie blew up on the internet, I started getting recommendations for "Minecraftian" and although I've played Minecraft since 2011, I have never watched it so it's bizarre not only seeing RUclips recommend me it but also you mention it in this video recommending me the same video. I was already going to watch it but wow.

  • @sheeeshibanji
    @sheeeshibanji 3 месяца назад +6

    Out of all studios why they approach warner bros. No wonder rick kill their movie versions of rick and morty in space jam 😂

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 3 месяца назад +1

      How tf do people still have faith in them

  • @robertwildschwein7207
    @robertwildschwein7207 2 месяца назад +1

    Hiring Jack Black is like an inside meme in the movie director community.

  • @mochi8033
    @mochi8033 3 месяца назад +5

    9:06 oh how I miss Minecraft story mode 😭

  • @chrisbolland5634
    @chrisbolland5634 3 месяца назад +33

    What comforts me is that Jack Black is gonna have fun chewing the scenery. If jack black is having fun I probs will too.

  • @CreekSpare
    @CreekSpare Месяц назад +1

    The animation and live action idea isn't the only problem. The whole entire plot of the movie is basically just gonna be another jemanji. I don't want hyper realistic humans traveling into a world with blocky animals or stuff, I want a movie like Minecraft story mode where they're actual Minecraft characters, not just another damn Jumanji

  • @monobro141
    @monobro141 3 месяца назад +3

    0:10 When the guy who made This Attraction is Great HATES your works somethings WRONG

  • @RandomGuy-df6xp
    @RandomGuy-df6xp 3 месяца назад +2

    It's gonna suck no doubt but the movies probably gonna break even or hell, be a box office hit simply cause it's Minecraft (I don't think the cast can carry it as we saw the Borderlands movie failed spectacularly)

  • @Kingdavid-i2c
    @Kingdavid-i2c 3 месяца назад +6

    1:43 half a decade...HALF A FUCKING DECADE FOR THIS

  • @ciscovaiese7535
    @ciscovaiese7535 Месяц назад +1

    Now in the second trailer it confirms steve is from the real world in the movie no longer from the world of minecraft

  • @MatthewMoreau
    @MatthewMoreau 3 месяца назад +3

    5:29 Do this, Warner Bros.!

  • @gertmyboy1882
    @gertmyboy1882 2 месяца назад +2

    They could have ignored what minecraft has given us over the years, and done a fuckin sci fi minecraft movie for fucks sake. The whole point of minecraft is to create whatever you want, and they created a pile of shit

  • @darkshado124
    @darkshado124 3 месяца назад +3

    The movie should have been fully animated like Mario. Change my mind --->

  • @plungo9908
    @plungo9908 3 месяца назад +1

    2:44 pretty much my thoughts on the whole "sonic treatment" thing people keep saying. It'd be cool and all, but given the scale of the movie and how much cgi is going into this, it would be a production nightmare to try and rework this whole movie just so it can be slightly more visually appealing.

  • @akneegrow6152
    @akneegrow6152 2 месяца назад +3

    Of course it's going to be terrible, it's meant to appeal to the ''skibidi'' generation.

    • @Podcastforthewin
      @Podcastforthewin 2 месяца назад +3

      And that’s strange because the community is made up off a bunch of guys and girls 30+ like the Hermit craft people. Meanwhile… it’ll be for 7 year olds

  • @Dreadwing20
    @Dreadwing20 27 дней назад +1

    I’m so disappointed that Jason momoa didn’t played steve

  • @Anupamprime
    @Anupamprime 3 месяца назад +4

    Why Warner Bros 😬🤦‍♂️
    Mojang Themselves could have made a better film

  • @alternatedemon6060
    @alternatedemon6060 3 месяца назад +2

    this movie HAS to have a twist in it... like, jack black turns out to be the hero, brian - and momoa the real steve

  • @iloveYMIKO
    @iloveYMIKO 3 месяца назад +2

    2016-2020 Animation in Minecraft > Minecraft movie

  • @wilhelmschmidt7240
    @wilhelmschmidt7240 2 месяца назад +2

    10:20 I believe you mean that I WOULD have to pay to see if I were going to see it, which I am definitely not paying one penny even to hate watch that 😂

  • @Broprogaming-je5vm
    @Broprogaming-je5vm 3 месяца назад +3

    8:04 i remember that is so good

  • @greenlightzone
    @greenlightzone 3 месяца назад

    6:48 you got me shivers with that concept, would be sooo cool

  • @KtK64
    @KtK64 3 месяца назад +6

    are internet start sucking in the future

  • @Ifwarriorcatsworejewelry
    @Ifwarriorcatsworejewelry 3 месяца назад +1

    I also feel like I've been physically attacked as well I just noticed that when they're walking in that one part there's no shadow there's no goddamn shadow

  • @thatoreoofficial
    @thatoreoofficial 3 месяца назад +3

    Why is Steve three blocks wide 😭

  • @SoloAnima1
    @SoloAnima1 3 месяца назад +1

    6:27 this could actually be false as this exact scenario is what happens at the start of Minecraft legends, except just with the player character, so it could be a continuation of legends or something?

  • @ElmerAndujar-xt4cf
    @ElmerAndujar-xt4cf 3 месяца назад +11

    7:53 We could have had herobrine as the villian 😭🙏

    • @chat4783
      @chat4783 3 месяца назад +1

      The entity 303 is the plot twist villain who manipulate the game and summon the wither storm.

    • @ElmerAndujar-xt4cf
      @ElmerAndujar-xt4cf 3 месяца назад +1

      @@chat4783 havent heard that name in a while

  • @stevecarter8810
    @stevecarter8810 3 месяца назад +1

    Pedro Pascal as Steve. Dead serious, straight movie. I would watch that.

  • @vusherman1125
    @vusherman1125 3 месяца назад +13

    this is not opinion, this is fact

  • @phantomking5341
    @phantomking5341 3 месяца назад +1

    They're basing it off the spin-off minecraft legends. Theory is based off the blue portal and piglin enemies

  • @redrox3312
    @redrox3312 3 месяца назад +51

    There are actually people who think this looks good 💀

    • @MortCodesWeb
      @MortCodesWeb 3 месяца назад

      They have severe retardation

    • @Stingymotion
      @Stingymotion 3 месяца назад +6

      It looks goofy af but do you actualy want real pink sheep? That would be worse i think

    • @yvonneweimann9108
      @yvonneweimann9108 3 месяца назад +6

      There is someone who made a meme where it says at the top: Wait, the Minecraft Movie actually looks ba- and then it's the fucking pepe punching you in the face.

    • @paradoxtatorstudios9681
      @paradoxtatorstudios9681 3 месяца назад +10

      I mean, opinions are opinions, more power to em but like.. Jeebus Cheezit this really just looks abysmal

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 3 месяца назад

      They are 100% being bribed by Warner Bros

  • @D0zerTpugs
    @D0zerTpugs Месяц назад +1

    There is only one way to fix the movie IT NEEDS TO BE ANIMATED!!