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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Oh boooy, I'm back with another bad video. I based this video off of 12 mario kart 8 deluxe players that I've run across. Have YOU seen any of these players? Are YOU one of these players perhaps? Let me know down in the comments! Also to my subscribers for Fire Emblem, I know it's been a minute but don't worry, an "I tried playing FE4" video is in the works. It's just gonna take a little bit, issa long game, but I finished it though and I genuinely had a great time! I know once again I've been super inactive so a big thank you to everyone for being so patient with me. It really means a lot to me.
    I'm gonna be streaming some more Mario Kart 8 Deluxe this Saturday at noon pst with friends playing the first wave of dlc courses! You can come hang out at / bismix4
    Twitter: / bismix4
    Twitch: / bismix4
    And a huge thanks to ButtonHeartCreations to making the cool blue shell model for this skit! She makes all kinds of cool Animal Crossing merchandise on Etsy! You can find her page here! www.etsy.com/s...
    You also check out her twitter here: / buttonheart101
    Music Used:
    Sweet Sweet Canyon (Frontrunning) - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    Good Results - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    N64 Royal Raceway - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    Bowser's Castle/Luigi's Mansion - Mario Kart Double Dash
    Main Menu (Character Select) - Mario Kart Wii
    GCN Baby Park - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    DS Tick Tock Clock - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    N64 Toad's Turnpike - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    Wi-Fi Lobby - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    Bowser's Castle - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    Luigi Circuit/Mario Circuit/Yoshi Circuit - Mario Kart Double Dash
    Thwomp Ruins - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    Rainbow Road - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Комментарии • 972

  • @08Juan80
    @08Juan80 2 года назад +1312

    Average Mario Kart DS player: Drifts a lot, even if it's not optimal.

    • @lol-ih1tl
      @lol-ih1tl 2 года назад +62

      So Mario Kart DS players are the Mario Kart equivalent to JDM car enthusiasts.

    • @08Juan80
      @08Juan80 2 года назад +37

      @@lol-ih1tl or Initial D fans

    • @Natd0gsef
      @Natd0gsef 2 года назад

      @@08Juan80 SHIT PANDA SHY GUY

    • @genericnintendofan5409
      @genericnintendofan5409 2 года назад +58

      As MKDS player I can confirm

    • @joelcarrizales2435
      @joelcarrizales2435 2 года назад +35

      MKDS is to Mario Kart as Melee is to Smash

  • @MagicianFairy
    @MagicianFairy 2 года назад +847

    "I don't have a red shell."
    Well.. he wasn't wrong.

    • @DoctorHero
      @DoctorHero 2 года назад +7

      But it's not red

    • @JamesRiderX
      @JamesRiderX 2 года назад +17

      I mean he wasn't lying, it wasn't a red shell. It was just infinitely worse than a red shell.

    • @deadlineuniverse3189
      @deadlineuniverse3189 2 года назад +2

      A blue shell is like a red shell, but to dodge you need to be on mushrooms instead of going bananas.

  • @DouglasStewart99
    @DouglasStewart99 2 года назад +1702

    "Too bad! *PERISH!"*
    I'm gonna quote this for the rest of my life!
    Rocking the beard Bismix!

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  2 года назад +92

      Haha thank you, thank you! 😆

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 2 года назад +30

      You want to quote it for the rest of your life? Too bad! *PERISH!*

    • @flallana18
      @flallana18 2 года назад +2

      0:23

  • @ubeltheukiki
    @ubeltheukiki 2 года назад +933

    The first one physically hurts. I remember thinking double items would guarantee or at least decrease the odds of being left with only coins in first. And then I started repeatedly getting double coins as herds of red shells came for blood.
    Edit: Yes, I know double coins are only possible in an online match where there is a lot of lag. Shouldn't be possible offline.

    • @Marshall.R
      @Marshall.R 2 года назад +80

      Double coins are physically impossible without lag

    • @EingefrorenesEisen
      @EingefrorenesEisen 2 года назад +22

      You expect somebody who complains about coin items to know how the game works? :U getting single coins in mk8u was arguably more powerful than getting a banana. Coins matter so much.

    • @ubeltheukiki
      @ubeltheukiki 2 года назад +2

      @@Marshall.R Yeah, I heard about that at some point. Some rooms I didn't have the problem. Other rooms were just really bad.

    • @ubeltheukiki
      @ubeltheukiki 2 года назад +24

      @@EingefrorenesEisen You can know how the game works and still complain. Coins are great, but when I'm already maxed out on coins and in first, I'd rather have one thing to protect myself than double coins. I did save them for a minor boost after getting hit at least like in the og game.

    • @prestonandtom9337
      @prestonandtom9337 2 года назад +4

      @@EingefrorenesEisen bananas can protect you from red shells though

  • @mr.sandstorm
    @mr.sandstorm 2 года назад +564

    If you've never been the unlucky player, you've never truly experienced Mario Kart

    • @janthecoo4964
      @janthecoo4964 2 года назад +3

      are you supposed to not drift? what is this nonsense?

    • @aloofmorkiegames
      @aloofmorkiegames 2 года назад +4

      I’m always the unlucky player especially with the cpu I’ll get hit with a blue shell then 2 red shells then a banana then a squid then electricity then get a coin on top of that

    • @spencermartinello7326
      @spencermartinello7326 2 года назад +4

      @@aloofmorkiegames I get blue shelled 1 after another like how the hell do I get hit by 33 blue shells at the perfect time so that I get stunned by EACH. AND. EVERY. F**KING. BLUESHELL.

    • @luketwo1
      @luketwo1 2 года назад +1

      I love getting chain item'd from 1st to ninth!

  • @FancyDrag0n
    @FancyDrag0n 2 года назад +491

    There has never been a sound that has instilled more fear into me than the blue shell sound effect. That alarm is the true nightmare fuel.

    • @leorobin832
      @leorobin832 2 года назад +10

      The only other sound that hits me that hard is the guardians from breath of the wild

    • @jaxon3186
      @jaxon3186 2 года назад +1

      @@leorobin832 i was just thinking that man

    • @blakeslone9820
      @blakeslone9820 2 года назад +6

      It depends, but the Creeper hissing is pretty up there on the list I'd say.

    • @jovannydiazabad6123
      @jovannydiazabad6123 2 года назад +2

      @Leo Robin Mongols in Ghost of Tsushima with their battle cries "DORSHOL"

    • @TrueLadyEvilChan
      @TrueLadyEvilChan 2 года назад +1

      Lavish screeching

  • @TobiasStratus
    @TobiasStratus 2 года назад +766

    Average "wiggler and heavy weight" fan
    VS
    Average "pick what looks cool with your favorite character" enjoyer 😎

    • @royalrick1
      @royalrick1 2 года назад +60

      Based. Who needs meta when you have Daisy with the Sports Coupe/Flame Rider

    • @mikewebsters4119
      @mikewebsters4119 2 года назад +34

      Shy guy lookin fire with that flame rider wit da triforce tire

    • @CaptainObliviousV
      @CaptainObliviousV 2 года назад +13

      Inkling Boy with Sport Bike/Slick Tires/Standard Glider

    • @videongakak7423
      @videongakak7423 2 года назад +14

      Tbh I enjoyed lightweight character more since it gives you more mini-turbos, which is nice for 200cc.

    • @flamingphoenix1425
      @flamingphoenix1425 2 года назад +18

      If you're not doing Mii Captain Falcon in Blue Falcon you're doing it wrong

  • @stormy5621
    @stormy5621 2 года назад +976

    Let's be real here. The item smugglers are always the most deadly. 1st place with a bullet bill always pisses me off.

    • @cheryl9809
      @cheryl9809 2 года назад +208

      The worst thing is you have to admit they have some skill to make it to 1st place without using items

    • @Marshall.R
      @Marshall.R 2 года назад +59

      You can't get blue shell'd in first if you hold a blue shell in first
      *Insert roll safe meme*

    • @hanahomemadepizza1424
      @hanahomemadepizza1424 2 года назад +88

      @@Marshall.R can I interest you in the "blue yourself" speedrun?

    • @maxentirunos
      @maxentirunos 2 года назад +11

      @@hanahomemadepizza1424 I recommend greatly the Skilloz video about this category. These runners are INSANE

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 2 года назад +8

      @@cheryl9809 that's the advantage of the Mario Kart DD system, but also its ranger: to lure you into trying to hold until you get First, when you might actually not even get first If you don't use this. A hard lesson DD taught: knowing when to hold and when to use is Key. But nothing is more painful than not getting First even with a good item because you kept trying to smuggle

  • @senseiinred577
    @senseiinred577 2 года назад +138

    "..it is GOLDEN"
    The spongebob reference plus how he delivered it, i freaking died.

    • @aluigiFromKart
      @aluigiFromKart 2 года назад +8

      as someone with a gold steering next to my name, it's acurrate

    • @MDGOLD
      @MDGOLD 2 года назад

      I instantly notice the spongebob reference

  • @danny18894
    @danny18894 2 года назад +857

    Mario Kart 8 Is Eternal , But I love to see Zach , Trent , Johnny , and Lord Bismix seems like they're having a good time. Hmm Phillip seems to still be on vacation or just got a really deep voice.

    • @durandlewis1382
      @durandlewis1382 2 года назад +3

      Or maybe we just didn't care for him so much that he was discontinued from BCU.

    • @Lvl85DragonYamato
      @Lvl85DragonYamato 2 года назад

      @@durandlewis1382 Thanosmaster1 is my favorite BCU villain.

    • @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian
      @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian 2 года назад +2

      what is eternal is Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Kart DS, Mario Kart Wii AND MARIO KaRT 7!
      Matio Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe will never be eternal. Mario Kart Super Circuit just isn't good enough oof

    • @shaggymoefoe8928
      @shaggymoefoe8928 2 года назад

      0:05 Is me just about 100% of the time

    • @evan5182
      @evan5182 2 года назад

      Mario kart wii is MUCH better

  • @OfficialJugg
    @OfficialJugg 2 года назад +427

    "My green shell is a tool of justice, but now I'm not so sure... besides this red shell... isn't my shell!"
    Nice to see you back Bis!

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  2 года назад +27

      Thank you Jugg! That really means a lot

    • @wellalrightthen3920
      @wellalrightthen3920 2 года назад +7

      "It's a fucking mistake."

    • @amaterasumaster8781
      @amaterasumaster8781 2 года назад +11

      Omg, that's a metal gear rising reference, in a Mario kart video. Never would have expected that. Respect to u sir

    • @benjaythewhite
      @benjaythewhite 2 года назад +16

      Metal Gear Kart: Red shellvengence.

    • @Calebblue101
      @Calebblue101 2 года назад +6

      Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to heat sinking shells.

  • @mechaswool
    @mechaswool 2 года назад +343

    I just pick Neo Bowser City on 200cc. Would that be worse than the sociopath?

    • @TheNezharMC
      @TheNezharMC 2 года назад +64

      Sociopath ++

    • @Artemas_16
      @Artemas_16 2 года назад +61

      Sociopath Maddening

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 года назад +1

      Sociopath on steroids

    • @Breidablik06
      @Breidablik06 2 года назад +7

      Jokes on you I love it that way

    • @JonGon005
      @JonGon005 2 года назад +6

      It just means your are enlightened amongst the masses

  • @bubblebeampiplup8132
    @bubblebeampiplup8132 2 года назад +112

    As a Mario Kart DS player, I play by one motto alone:
    “DRIFT DRIFT BABY”

    • @panthakurai5267
      @panthakurai5267 2 года назад

      more like snake snake 😂

    • @HenrysSpiceofLife
      @HenrysSpiceofLife 10 месяцев назад

      I’m gonna be honest, that’s my motto with every Mario Kart game. There is not a single course where I don’t drift.

  • @Rubberbandman1991
    @Rubberbandman1991 2 года назад +89

    Mario Kart DS players: "If you don't snake, you're fake."

  • @paulinetrivago.7540
    @paulinetrivago.7540 2 года назад +225

    As a double dash player... it's more than just the Chain Chomp!!! It's also the Bowser Shell (in all seriousness I like having 2 characters:) )

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  2 года назад +74

      Spamming Bowser shells on baby park was the best

    • @paulinetrivago.7540
      @paulinetrivago.7540 2 года назад +9

      @@bismix4 YES I still play it to this day and I've yet to feel the same rush anywhere else

    • @TheCoolNintendoGuy8593
      @TheCoolNintendoGuy8593 2 года назад +3

      And the egg

    • @MudakTheMultiplier
      @MudakTheMultiplier 2 года назад +16

      And being able to set custom numbers of laps. (5 lap rainbow road was a jam, as is 9 lap baby park)

    • @paulinetrivago.7540
      @paulinetrivago.7540 2 года назад +11

      @@MudakTheMultiplier that option was extremely popular with me, 9 lap wario coliseum

  • @nolanbrewer898
    @nolanbrewer898 2 года назад +95

    The coins joke at the start hits too hard. But at the very least that means I'm winning.

  • @kindsteel5
    @kindsteel5 2 года назад +189

    You forgot one type,
    The 7 Player:
    "Guys, what is this traction."

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  2 года назад +48

      I need to go back and play 7! I had so many memories grinding online with friends. Honey Queen main for life!

    • @thedoctordb5765
      @thedoctordb5765 2 года назад +9

      This is me! I could NOT drift right on MK8, I thought I was crazy. Then I picked up MK7 on sale ($3) and it played much more like I remembered. Still thinking about owning 8 with all the new DLC tracks but the 3DS version suits me for now

    • @riccardomorgagni5181
      @riccardomorgagni5181 2 года назад

      I can't understand what all of this refers to. Is it about that you can drift in off-road with a high off-road stat?

    • @kindsteel5
      @kindsteel5 2 года назад +8

      @@riccardomorgagni5181 No It's that the traction in mk8 is notably less, So the game feels like a slip and slide, but with 7 there is much more traction, so any kart feels normal.

    • @riccardomorgagni5181
      @riccardomorgagni5181 2 года назад +3

      Oh, yeah, I understand, now. Well, I recently reopened my 3DS, and I found out I lost all my ability to drive with first person driving, lol. When I was younger, I could driv I mastered that way of control and I could make also with 3D view set to the max.

  • @TyGuy9001
    @TyGuy9001 2 года назад +121

    As someone who’s played 8 since it released on Wii U, I super related to most of these positions at one point or another. Great video BisMix! Good to see ya back.

  • @drewsclues5394
    @drewsclues5394 2 года назад +34

    The coconut mall but at the end was 100% accurate man. All I needed in this game was coconut mall.

  • @durandlewis1382
    @durandlewis1382 2 года назад +77

    Welcome back Bismix!

  • @EmeraldSageCipherus47368
    @EmeraldSageCipherus47368 2 года назад +76

    Trent, the eternal advocate for Superdeath mode no matter the game. 3:21 is also a super relatable moment, we've all been there before, haven't we?
    Nice video bismix, every upload honestly feels like unwrapping a gift. thanks for bringing a smile to my and I'm sure many other people's days!

    • @F0x5125
      @F0x5125 2 года назад +1

      That's called getting the Mario Kart treatment

    • @yousifalmehayas9318
      @yousifalmehayas9318 2 года назад

      I am the unlucky one

  • @jaydenyoo4309
    @jaydenyoo4309 2 года назад +27

    Getting good at 200cc feels amazing though. Braking during drift turns is extremely satisfying

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  2 года назад +10

      Agreed! 200cc let’s you take some pretty insane shortcuts too! I wish I could convince more of my friends to try it 😅

    • @videongakak7423
      @videongakak7423 2 года назад +1

      Tbh when I play MK8 I always play in 200cc and barely played with 150cc or below. 150cc and below is just boring imo. 200cc can take a really cool shortcut in MK8 (for example the Big Blue ultra shortcut).
      While for Mario Kart Wii, I still can enjoy it even in 150cc. Clawing makes you feel like a pro lmao. Although I don't like playing with 50cc in MKWii tho (I guess bike and the ability to wheelie is one of the factors why this game is so good. I barely use kart).
      P.s. I also play 200cc through MKWii ctgp revolution and It's also fun. There is a braking feature as well added by Mr Bean the GOAT.
      As for MKDD, I don't play it that much, but imho it's more fun to play it with friends who are amateurs in Mario Kart than MKWii (the same level as MK8 I guess).

    • @kennyholmes5196
      @kennyholmes5196 2 года назад

      I've found that you actually need to brake-drift on some 150cc tracks. Specifically, Neo Bowser City.

    • @janthecoo4964
      @janthecoo4964 2 года назад

      i only learnt that you could brake during drifts so you wouldnt yeet of into space on every corner a week or 2 ago... i have been playing mk8 dx for over 3 years now

  • @IAmMisterChops
    @IAmMisterChops 2 года назад +52

    There was one time I golden mushroomed my way out of a blue shell on Mario Kart Wii, that was so awesome! Also, love ya Bismix!

    • @lordsnivyofnottingham2948
      @lordsnivyofnottingham2948 2 года назад +2

      I remember one race where I got completely screwed-over by a blue shell on Mushroom Gorge on the last lap, only to get a Bullet Bill and blast my way from 11th back to 1st after a lightning bolt hit everyone else (and even stealing 1st from Baby Daisy).
      In 25 years of playing the whole Mario Kart series (20 when this happened), I never saw something so random.

  • @amarchunduru
    @amarchunduru 2 года назад +25

    "The mario kart 8 fans are clamoring for more content! What do we give them? New Characters? New Carts? Mario kart 9 isn't ready yet!!"
    "Let them eat coconut mall"

  • @legionbeast
    @legionbeast 2 года назад +12

    "They bring back chain chomp?"
    "No it's still bullet bill."
    "Pass."
    100% me there.

  • @seanoodles7008
    @seanoodles7008 2 года назад +181

    I am proud to be one of the 5 people that 2:18 represents. I will flex that golden wheel until I die (or until the next Mario kart, whichever happens first)
    Also that last part was my reaction exactly. It went something like this
    “Goddamn it I just want Mario Kart 9! Why didn’t they….. Ooh Coconut Mall!”

    • @dirkvisser9777
      @dirkvisser9777 2 года назад +2

      What does a golden wheel mean? Like a normal wheel for using motion control, when/why does it become golden?

    • @seanoodles7008
      @seanoodles7008 2 года назад +17

      @@dirkvisser9777 The golden wheel shows that the person uses tilt controls the majority of the time that they play. Not sure the exact requirements for it to show up but in my case I’m always using tilt controls, so I have it all the time

    • @dirkvisser9777
      @dirkvisser9777 2 года назад +1

      Tnx! I did not know because i only play offline

    • @Natd0gsef
      @Natd0gsef 2 года назад +2

      Using tilt controls in 8 Deluxe sucks the joycons are too small now mk8 on wii u that's fine because I can use the good ole wii remote

    • @aleblasco39
      @aleblasco39 2 года назад +1

      Even though I don't use the tilt controls in either MK8/MK8DX, I can proudly say that I finished 3rd in a Mario Kart 8 200cc local tournament where the organizers only let me compete with the Wii Wheel even though I had a WiiU Pro Controller with me and the finals were three persons with wiimote + nunchuks and me with the Wiimote.

  • @shiina4826
    @shiina4826 2 года назад +88

    200cc godlike, love making my friends suffer also im the double dash player

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 2 года назад +7

      SAME!! DOUBLE DASH FOR LIFE!!

    • @donovan5430
      @donovan5430 2 года назад +3

      200cc on the newest Rainbow Road (WiiU) is just the best.
      Watching almost everyone falling after the 1st drift boost is so funny.

    • @romram7984
      @romram7984 2 года назад +2

      Same, Double dash is just really fun and I can't help going back to it every so often

    • @TheMenaceHimself2006
      @TheMenaceHimself2006 2 года назад

      200cc baby park frantic items baby

    • @puppetplayz2455
      @puppetplayz2455 2 года назад

      Ever heard of exitebike arena?

  • @NintendoBlackCrisis
    @NintendoBlackCrisis 2 года назад +67

    Seriously though, why does everyone love picking Baby Park? 😆

    • @TheE_G_G
      @TheE_G_G 2 года назад +35

      We thrive in chaos

    • @clonecommanderrex8542
      @clonecommanderrex8542 2 года назад +3

      For real

    • @quadzers5703
      @quadzers5703 2 года назад +15

      Baby park is iconic in double dash but it’s always been kinda annoying in all the other games. I think the random items in dd make it super fun.

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 2 года назад +1

      The chaos

    • @corpse00xx0
      @corpse00xx0 2 года назад +3

      Chaos, but I front run that track 99.999 percent of the time.

  • @joeslickback
    @joeslickback 2 года назад +7

    2:16
    "The blue turtle shell is Mario Kart racers ultimate weapon. It magical finds the lead kart in the race, and it takes it out bwahahaha"

  • @king_pigeon
    @king_pigeon 2 года назад +13

    Bismix with glasses and a serious voice is cursed. Can't wait to see more of him

  • @coreypunch424
    @coreypunch424 2 года назад +10

    really cool to see all the iterations of yourself here, they convey a lot of personality

  • @megamanzero29
    @megamanzero29 2 года назад +43

    Let me set the scene: your in 1st place, it’s the final lap your can see the finish line....then you hear the sound of a blue shell, it approaches and right before you can cross the finish line it explodes, then a red shell icon appears at the bottom of the screen and hits you EXACTLY when you gain control again, then 3 racers pass you, then a 4th one knocks you slightly of course or worse into a pit. You then cross the finish line in 7th place.
    Don’t lie something like this has happened to you.

    • @frostbite_1244
      @frostbite_1244 2 года назад

      Yeah....

    • @DorienTheHeroOfTheArts
      @DorienTheHeroOfTheArts 2 года назад +6

      Ah yes, getting Mario Karted

    • @caliburnleaf9323
      @caliburnleaf9323 2 года назад +3

      Only 7th? You left out the triple red shell and star into bullet bill wombo landing you in 10th or worse. I've legitimately gone from 1st to 11th right before the finish line before.

    • @megamanzero29
      @megamanzero29 2 года назад

      @@caliburnleaf9323 I actually was going with my most recent experience of being “Mario karted” trust me I’ve had experiences of going from 1st to 8th (or 12th) happen in seconds

    • @Ray_2112
      @Ray_2112 2 года назад

      Definitely been there...

  • @mikedarula4248
    @mikedarula4248 2 года назад +5

    My sister used to just wait at the finish line till I got close… I’ve never played Mario kart since

  • @KingExalted
    @KingExalted 2 года назад +71

    I will never take a Waluigi + Wild Wiggler player seriously. Also I’d like to remove the Coin item permanently.

    • @Ray_2112
      @Ray_2112 2 года назад +1

      And the lightning...it always ruins everything and I myself never get it anyways.

    • @bw-leftturnracing7779
      @bw-leftturnracing7779 2 года назад

      I agree with the first but not the second

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 2 года назад

      @@bw-leftturnracing7779 this lets me know you like coins

    • @bw-leftturnracing7779
      @bw-leftturnracing7779 2 года назад

      @@KingExalted Without coins it would be too easy to hold first place. Besides if you know what you're doing you can get a defense item anyway. Holding the coin until the next box guarantees you'll get an item that isn't a coin.

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 2 года назад

      @@bw-leftturnracing7779 I’m well aware of that tactic. If you’re able to even get a box to use up your coin that is.

  • @PFEANYCS
    @PFEANYCS 2 года назад +6

    I’m the kind of player that literally always picks the most balanced stats possible. I pick a heavyweight, I do a light kart, I pick a lightweight, I do a fast kart. I have no idea why but I just like having none of my stats be low

  • @usernotfound1191
    @usernotfound1191 2 года назад +1

    How fun!
    Also also I can't wait for that video you talked about in the description

  • @philippuente4322
    @philippuente4322 2 года назад +8

    The Unlucky Player... dude I don't remember giving you permission to expose my MK track record to the entire world 😔

  • @Quickalas_
    @Quickalas_ 2 года назад +10

    We can always rely on coconut mall in the end

  • @technogamer1686
    @technogamer1686 2 года назад +3

    Fucking love me some MKWii references

  • @flamethrower18
    @flamethrower18 2 года назад +5

    0:06 So True

  • @alolanchampion
    @alolanchampion 2 года назад +7

    1:30 As a Shy Guy main, newcomers will always get confused and just go with Waluigi 🙄

  • @spirix2067
    @spirix2067 2 года назад +11

    I deeply resonate with the first one, especially with the original version of MK8

  • @NitroParkour
    @NitroParkour 2 года назад +20

    Hahaha very accurate! Loved it 👌

  • @thezester3561
    @thezester3561 2 года назад +7

    Why must you attack Wii players like this, I don’t want to remember those days

  • @bruhmomentomori7771
    @bruhmomentomori7771 2 года назад +3

    Everyday, I hope Bismix uploads a new video since this is literally the only one we’ve gotten this year. It’s a good one, but would love more content.

  • @Exceed_HS
    @Exceed_HS 2 года назад +2

    I love how Mario Kart Wii players are the equivalent of Smash Bros Melee players

  • @j.corbygaming
    @j.corbygaming 2 года назад +4

    When I saw the blue shell I burst out laughing. Godly work

  • @teunbugwood
    @teunbugwood 2 года назад +2

    I am glad you're back with another video

  • @kai_824
    @kai_824 2 года назад +4

    Lies, If the MK Wii player doesn't use a wiimote they ain't playing MK Wii

    • @ziron5385
      @ziron5385 2 года назад

      Hey I'm a mk Wii player and I mostly use GameCube controller

  • @nathanbreadboi9223
    @nathanbreadboi9223 2 года назад +1

    Ayyy! Glad to see one of my faves back. And also I must say that the moment I hear the blue shell alarm, time slows down and then the shell comes in even slower motion and then the explosion is even slower. And then it goes back to normal

  • @selap5951
    @selap5951 2 года назад +4

    Welcome back! Banger video! Definitely sending this to my MK group lmao

  • @itz_bluemicaplaying3214
    @itz_bluemicaplaying3214 2 года назад +2

    0:14 OMG PLEASE I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS

  • @tigerking3297
    @tigerking3297 2 года назад +3

    I've been playing Chocobo GP recently, and the unlucky player is everyone. I've gone from 1st to last and vice versa way too many times.

  • @Eden-kw1kw
    @Eden-kw1kw 4 месяца назад +1

    I can’t believe the DLC was announced two years ago. Time flies doesn’t it

  • @peachstars219
    @peachstars219 2 года назад +4

    A new Bismix video makes any day a great day! Thanks for making me laugh!

    • @nolanbill8
      @nolanbill8 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, I was literally looking for a new video yesterday!

  • @ashthelass234
    @ashthelass234 2 года назад

    “Im using tilt controls” actually me 👸😂😂
    This is great content btw, enjoyed it a lot!

  • @chubbysrule4
    @chubbysrule4 2 года назад +4

    It’s great to another video from you. I really love your senes and humor.

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  2 года назад

      Thank you so much Ivan!

  • @skatterbrainednori5794
    @skatterbrainednori5794 Год назад

    That first bit had me laughing the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Brings back painful memories of trying to 100% the original mario kart 8 back on the wii u. Dropping loose change has no right to make me lose it like that, lol

  • @hellnestor172
    @hellnestor172 2 года назад +3

    3:07 Perfectly cut scream

  • @queerandsad
    @queerandsad 2 года назад +1

    Fantastic video. Though I think I'm the only person who was actually super excited for the dlc over a new game

  • @lillobster9355
    @lillobster9355 2 года назад +3

    I hope Waluigi's Pinball is in the DLC, it's such a good track, and we still got a lot more waves to go trough.

    • @Ray_2112
      @Ray_2112 2 года назад

      Very likely since it was already in Tour as well.

    • @ResurgentRaven
      @ResurgentRaven 11 месяцев назад

      Wish granted.

  • @SpeedBird6780
    @SpeedBird6780 Год назад

    Coming back to this video, love to see the reaction of the Meta player, the Wii players and the MK9 waiter.

  • @hyze2552
    @hyze2552 2 года назад +3

    Ugh.. waluigi/wiggler players is technically 80% of online players it's disgusting.

    • @lol-ih1tl
      @lol-ih1tl 2 года назад +1

      Mario Kart Wii lobbies are mostly Funky Kongs on Flame Runners, Mario Kart 7 Lobbies are Metal Marios on B Dashers with Red monster tires and Mario Kart 8 Wii U lobbies were Mortons on Mach 8s.

  • @antoniodicorato725
    @antoniodicorato725 2 года назад +1

    I really missed that type of of content. Glad to have you back

  • @kaori8315
    @kaori8315 2 года назад +1

    Yayyy the king is back lol. Love the video will definitely show my friends who I play Mario kart with

  • @ArtouriousMM
    @ArtouriousMM 2 года назад +3

    the scream followed by
    'coconut mall is coming back'
    'that's pretty good'
    big same Bismix. big same

  • @ResurgentRaven
    @ResurgentRaven 2 года назад +1

    If there were a Fire Emblem x Mariokart game...
    Bismix: I could race through this course...
    Or I could just use *THE WARP STAFF!!!*

  • @wellalrightthen3920
    @wellalrightthen3920 2 года назад +3

    Genuinely think MK8D needs some new characters. Kamek, Funky Kong, Goomba, Hammer Bro, Birdo, Diddy Kong, the list goes on.

    • @romram7984
      @romram7984 2 года назад

      Same, I also think they should add in captain falcon, they already have 2 tracks from fzero and his car, and since there's no fzero games on the horizon yet, it's a no Brainer

    • @lol-ih1tl
      @lol-ih1tl 2 года назад

      Funky Kong would be the only viable character out of the ones you've mentioned. Acting as a Waluigi alternative

    • @wellalrightthen3920
      @wellalrightthen3920 2 года назад

      @@lol-ih1tl Who cares if they're not viable?

    • @lol-ih1tl
      @lol-ih1tl 2 года назад

      @@wellalrightthen3920 so I guess you really want to get crushed by the swarm of Waluigis on Wild Wiggler?

    • @wellalrightthen3920
      @wellalrightthen3920 2 года назад

      @@lol-ih1tl I don't really play online, so eh.

  • @HarmlessOSRS
    @HarmlessOSRS 2 года назад +2

    The voice acting is next level in this one!

  • @JonGon005
    @JonGon005 2 года назад +4

    You forgot to include the Captain Falcon Mii Costume + Blue Falcon & Cyber Slick users that vote for Mute City and Big Blue
    Also known as desparate F-Zero fans like myself

    • @bismix4
      @bismix4  2 года назад +2

      It baffles me that we have two stages and not Captain Falcon! He’s perfect for this game! Maybe in MK9 or with more dlc? Diddy and Funky need to come back too

    • @JonGon005
      @JonGon005 2 года назад

      @@bismix4 Until the day Falcon is added, I'll be playing F-Zero X and racing whoever I can online!

  • @adventures_in_china5083
    @adventures_in_china5083 2 года назад +1

    My 4 year old started playing 8 Deluxe with me. 50 CC + Smart steering makes it impossible to come in last place. You can set the controller down and be guaranteed 1-4th place. That being said, I found a new challenge. I try to stay in 2nd place, and shoot anyone that passes me. That guarantees that she can stay in 1st.

  • @timothyjohnson5699
    @timothyjohnson5699 2 года назад +4

    The Mario Kart 64 player (me): "These balloon battles feel lame with this point system. What happened to the good old fight to the death?!"
    Seriously, it was perfect. Everyone has three balloons, and the game is done when there's only one player remaining. You can steal a balloon with a mushroom, and if you die while there's more than one player remaining, you turn into a bomb-car and can go kamikaze on someone. Why would they throw this away?! There isn't a single battle mode better than balloon from MK64.

    • @turtlegamemaster868
      @turtlegamemaster868 2 года назад

      YES

    • @vividBloodsucker
      @vividBloodsucker 2 года назад +2

      To answer both statements made here, Balloon Battle changed because it was too heavily focused on camping out players rather than trying to hit everyone else, a single game could go upwards of 15 minutes especially on large maps like Big Donut (legit the worst map in 64) and we all know how much people hated how large the Maps/Racetracks for Battle mode were in Wii U's MK8. In an online environment with up to 12 players especially, that could get boring fast. Losing all your balloons is still punishing, you lose half the points you've scored and you only respawn with 3 balloons rather than the 5 you begin with, but overall battles are focused on just that, actually BATTLING! There's an argument that this shouldn't apply to local play and there should be a "Classic" option, but it's unlikely nintendo would want to go back to that format again... Love or hate it, the format is here to stay, just be glad it's not Forced-Teams like in Wii (even offline) which kills a lot of the fun...
      As for the statement "There isn't a single battle mode better than balloon from MK64." then that's a big fat NO. Mario Kart DS had the best format for Classic Balloon Battles with better maps, 8 player support, the option to play in teams (which compliments the new state you enter when you die) and the best part overall, the ability to be tactical with your balloons which now have to be filled manually. Do you get to 3 balloons asap for safety at the cost of being a sitting target and getting worse items, or do you play it risky and get a better item with only 1 balloon and therefore will be out if you get hit even with reserve balloons? Pair this all with tighter Kart Controls, and overall faster gameplay and you've got the most complete classic battle package in the series.

  • @abonne3154
    @abonne3154 2 года назад +1

    Super Mario Kart Players :
    "Why can't I lap anybody in this game??"

  • @eththebeast2059
    @eththebeast2059 2 года назад +1

    As a wii player, I can confirm that this perfectly describes they way I feel about MK 8.

  • @KKPanda
    @KKPanda 2 года назад +2

    What beautiful timing this was! We just got done making each other some of the saltiest people last week playing this game. Where we were an incredible variety of these players... IN THREE PEOPLE! XD
    (Love your vids, dude. They're awesome!)

  • @atomicadam-headpatconnoiss5964
    @atomicadam-headpatconnoiss5964 2 года назад +2

    Right when we think he's gone, he goes brings us this gem. Keep it up Bismix!

  • @rymn8r
    @rymn8r 2 года назад +1

    The mix does not miss! Love to see ya back!

  • @doorphobia79
    @doorphobia79 2 года назад +1

    Wish he uploaded more, he's super entertaining

  • @SilberKrieger66
    @SilberKrieger66 2 года назад

    Your new uploads are always at the top of my recommendations consistently. My conclusion? There is, in fact, a god.

  • @pmahcgop6693
    @pmahcgop6693 2 года назад +1

    0:54 biggest thing for me is no inside drift, it almost feels like a cult, at first you it’s kinda weird but you keep trying it cause it’s what’s best, but then you get used to it and can never go back to normal mario kart.

    • @ziron5385
      @ziron5385 2 года назад

      Ayo this is exactly how I feel

  • @Plide
    @Plide 2 года назад +2

    Mario Kart: Super Circuit player:
    "You're telling me coins only go up to 10? Man, if only there were 15 more, so that I could have enough coins to out-speed redshells!"

  • @despacheeto
    @despacheeto 2 года назад +1

    "I've got a steering wheel next to my name"
    "Yea so what?"
    "It's golden" 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @gdminus1726
    @gdminus1726 2 года назад +1

    the steering wheel joke was amazing XD. The acting was pretty good!

  • @15kosher
    @15kosher 2 года назад +2

    I miss chain chomp

  • @14bj337
    @14bj337 2 года назад +2

    I have no idea how Bismix puts up with all these roommates. Love the content, though!

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup7743 2 года назад

    the guy using tilt controls is literally recreating that scene from spongebob with the dude entering salty spitoon

  • @Flareboxx
    @Flareboxx 2 года назад +1

    Glad to see you're back! Btw, have you tried Triangle Strategy? Since you're a Fire Emblem fan, I bet you'd like it!

  • @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit
    @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit 2 года назад

    can we talk about the Mario Karted one?
    1st place during all 3 laps. right as about to end the race:
    • blue shelled
    • several red and greens in the face
    • hit by a bullet bill
    • shocked
    • hit by star players
    and..finishes last as the others passed by them before

  • @sikeoniichan656
    @sikeoniichan656 2 года назад

    I’m so glad to see a video from you again after not seeing a video in months. I was worried that you stopped making videos. Keep up the amazing and funny videos.

  • @TtamZzz
    @TtamZzz 2 года назад

    The unlucky guy is so me, and when you add that with the fact that i’m inconsistent, (for example when im finally in first, I hit a freakin wall and it ruins everything) god damn I want to break the console 😂
    I punch my pillow instead.
    Thank u pillow, u saved me a lot of money :)

  • @Keith_Norman
    @Keith_Norman 2 года назад +2

    Don't you LOVE BLUE SHELLS
    baby park is the death of me

  • @RealPetkovic
    @RealPetkovic 2 года назад +1

    The golden wheel players are the John Wicks of online Mario Kart

  • @iceneko9170
    @iceneko9170 2 года назад

    the "I didn't get last!" hurts. lmao. its so true.
    but being bad at the game online with friends does make it fun. XD

  • @Antifrost
    @Antifrost 2 года назад

    Back when my friends and I played Double Dash, all of them would only choose Baby Park every single time. I made sure to fight them back on it by picking Rainbow Road on the rare occasions it was my turn to pick the track.
    They did not like that :P

  • @Anna_Rae
    @Anna_Rae 2 года назад

    As someone who bought MK8 on Wii U very close to launch, I’m still hyped for the new DLC.

  • @splaturials9156
    @splaturials9156 2 года назад

    0:02 I LOVEEEE how they actualy used a front runners theme thats such a good touch

  • @techno_otaku
    @techno_otaku 2 года назад

    Why do i feel like the psychopath when i'm in the mood for "haha, gottem" moments, right before i get hit that second and come in like 6th place or worse

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад

    Oof, that first one.
    Me, sitting on my pile of -45- 10 coins: Please, just give me a shell, a banana, _anything_ to keep Grudge Holder off my back.

  • @Camus0201
    @Camus0201 2 года назад +2

    When the world needed him the most, he returned!!!!

  • @gooperrr6955
    @gooperrr6955 2 года назад +1

    this is my new favourite video on the internet