Every Mario Kart Wii Course Ranked
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- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2022
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“Coconut Mall is humanity’s greatest achievement to date.”
-Schaffrillas, late 2022
mostly watched the video to make sure it was #1. his top 3 is perfection though
@@jackdriscoll8387 Would have put Coconut Mall in like 7 or 8. I think this being the best track in MkWii is a vast overstatement. I'd say Bowser Castle, Rainbow Road and Koopa Cape are way better.
@@Sady845 couldn't agree more. I'd probably put bowser castle on third place though.
I mean, he's not wrong
Actually the greatest achievement is Wario Land 4 on the Game Boy Advance
no matter how many times i fell off the course, i will forever stan rainbow road 😭
Hi, RUclips. I never thought I would see you here.
the guy behind the comments is probably trying harder than 95% of the other RUclips employees
RUclips notices? WHAT!?
an official youtube comment with only 6 likes, damn lol
Me too
To those wondering, he has now put donut planes 3 over donut planes 2
Few! Thank god! I can sleep now with that information!
um, actually its Donut “Plains” 🤓
@@DeeznutsintheAir 🤓
@@DeeznutsintheAirith donut plainth 🤓
@@briant1745 NuH uH
The Yoshi curse has been lifted
Finally, inner peace
Wait really?
Honestly Tony Soprano could easily be a Yoshi course
why do people keep calling tony soprano island yoshi’s island
@@NotWomanShapedSkye Made the comment before the name got revealed. Still have no clue why it's even called Tony Soprano Island when it's very much Yoshi themed
James releasing 2 ranking videos in a row is truly a Christmas Miracle
inndeed
Agreed
@Santa Claus 🌲WAIT SANTAS REAL
Definitely!
Not even Schaff could resist the lures of Mario Kart Wii.
When a shopping mall ranks higher than jungles, castles and even a glowing galactic highway, you know that mall was very well designed
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It really is a magnificent track.
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Back after Wave 4 released, and there is now not only a new Yoshi-themed course, but it's one of the best courses in the game.
wait, which one?
@@ThisCatIsBored the yoshis island course
@@lemmy8196 ooooh, fr. I like that one, didn't realize it was new!
@@ThisCatIsBoredWell it was clearly originally designed for Tour (just like Sky High Sundae) but it just happened to come to MK8D first
@@SwellStuff483 It's still new, whether it came to Mario Kart Tour first or not.
23:03 this aged surprisingly better than I think anyone expected
Beat me to it
And it looks real good too.
Too bad they nerfed the bombs tho, hitting the cars is somehow worse than driving head first into a bomb.
He’s gonna be so happy, and you bet your bottom dollar I was :)
One of my most wanted tracks, so I’m thrilled about this unexpected inclusion :D
Honestly might be the best redone version of a Wii course with the competition being Grumble Volcano and Mushroom Gorge.
@@pretzelgod8972 If you somehow manage to hit the cars tho, because they go just as slow as they do on Shroom Ridge or Turnpike
Coconut mall was just incredible to me as a kid. Going up the sides of the escalators, taking a detour through all the shops, the fountain, the cars that would have your Mii’s driving them. Absolutely a top tier course
I mean
they kind of ruined this track in the 8 deluxe version.
Absolutely! Coconut Mall was legitimately my favorite course - I spent hours as a kid just racing it. Finding the secrets was great too. I _lost my mind_ the first time I realized I could go through the shops. 10/10 course with great music.
That map felt so much more ALIVE than every other one
SCHAFRILLAS TALK ABOUT SAUSAGE PARTY.
And then it was made HORRIBLE by Deluxe’s “remaster”, removing the stairs from the escalators, removing Miis from being in the cars, AND MAKING THE GRAPHICS AND OVERALL FEEL WAY WAY WORSE!
The Wii version will remain the best version forever.
Mario Kart Wii despite all of its flaws is probably the most enjoyable and iconic game out of the entire frachise due to just how memorable and top tier a vast majority these tracks and their music are.
Seriously, strong selection of OG courses and Retro Tracks, and all further mario kart games hugely benefit their retro cups from having so many Wii tracks
Plus it was a lot of problem’s first mario kart game, or the first one they had solid core memories with
The smash bros brawl of the mario kart series
@@largin386 schaff literally mentions it in the video; poor item and kart balancing
@@largin386 More than half of the vehicles are objectively inferior and 95% of the time there’s little reason to use any character other than Funky Kong or Daisy
Videos like this are the perfect reminder that Schaffrillas is the ultimate relatable Gen Z nerd. It’s why he’s one of my absolute favorite RUclipsrs!
And that he’s actually funny at times
He used to be funnier but he’s still pretty good these days
grumble volcano is such an amazing underrated course. "I will personally fight each and every grumble volcano hater to defent it's glory" I felt that.
Justice for grumble volcano!
@@amethystt727 true.
I LOVE GRUMBLE VOLCANO!!
@@MooshieBlueYT YES
The mk8 remake is in my top 10 tracks for that game
I have a core memory of the first time I beat rainbow road without falling off. Genuine highlight of my childhood
Schaff's irritated ranting seamlessly transitioning into "Ohh, banana" was excellently done
Daisy Circuit is absolutely beautiful coming from a Daisy hater. The use of beautiful orange sunset lighting to parallel her orange dress is so coincidentally beautiful.
I mean she also has an entire cruiser as a track.
and its coming back this year!
@@FunkyGhost37 you have no idea how happy that made me
Isn't coconut mall also a daisy course? You race her ghost on that track and it also gives me Daisy vibes
daisy hater?? how could you
27:59 Can confirm, it didn't age like milk
I honestly find grumble volcano extremely underrated, its probably my favourite course in the game. So even just seeing it in B tier makes me very happy
It was a great choice to bring back for 8
I'd have placed it in S tier if not for just the rock hop.
@@pickledcow_yt Rock hop makes it better IMO but it should be a bit nerfed in the future Mario kart games like cutting off a smaller portion.
@@justn1n I agree rock hop makes it fun. And that shortcut is nothing compared to the lap skip that used to be doable online.
Exactly. It's super tense but that's the appeal.
The fact that James is so passionate about EVERYTHING is part of what makes this channel so wonderful!
I 100% agree with you.
Especially when you’re passionate about cinema, Mario, and Veggietales
Damn I kinda wanna see Schraff do a ranking of every mainline Mario game.
It seems I was the 69th like
It would be
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@@reversedizzythebackwardsth7800 Not Mario Kart games. I mean the traditional Mario games (both 2D and 3D).
@@britishguy54dx ohhhhhhh but that’s all the mariokart games
The half pipe trick stuff is why Wii is my favorite. No other game after has captured that thrill for me sadly.
Guess what 8 deluxe has half pipes back
Not the same thing though
Maple Treeway has always been the GOAT to me - the autumn theming, the colours, the Wigglers, the half pipes, the cannon, it just feels like such a fun adventure! As a kid it struck that perfect balance between having a good level of difficulty with the turns but not being too difficult. What an absolute bop
(also shoutout to Toad's Factory bring it back please nintendo thank you)
The music in Maple treeway do be autumny. It is really good
I definitely agree, I’ve personally never been as impressed by coconut mall as I was by maple treeway, moonview or koopa cape
This man went from talking about movies to talking about mario kart.
His empire is expanding.
@griffy ye well I haven't
@griffy ye Can you believe it guys? The report button, just a click away!
@@JuliusGuruJG woohoo
23:11 I'm from the future, I have news for you
LETS GO
Mushroom Gorge has always been and will always be my favorite course of all time.
The environment and difficulty changes throughout the course to keep it interesting and the music is friggin perfection.
Also, being a 4-8 year old with little to no motor skills, I always felt so accomplished when I finished the mushroom portion without lakitu pulling me out of the gorge at least 10 times.
(Honestly I feel like lakitu would get called out to a job, notice my baby peach main, and be like "not that friggin kid who drives into walls")
Anyways..
Mushroom Gorge will always hold a special place in my heart.
Have you watched the world record times for mushroom gorge? It's such a broken track but its one of my favourites too
I'm glad that the courses music from Mario Kart Wii got the love and recognition it deserves. I'd say my personal favorite is DK Summit. The swing with the melody and the laid-out notes after so feels satisfying. It's catchy and makes you almost bounce as the notes do. Everything about it just screams nostalgia to me.
All my homies love DK Summit
Ikr. I used this type of music to help me study and it gets me pumped up on doing so. Seriously, how the heck does Nintendo even do it? They have the best music ever when it comes to their games.
Mine are Rainbow Road and Coconut Mall.
@Santa Claus 🌲 =🤖
I hate Maro kart Wii i just realized it was harder compared to Mario kart 8 because of the cup, they're so hard like it's hard to get 3 stars i keep getting E rank like i keep hitting walls and go off roads
I've always loved Maple Treeway. Good length and complexity. Good challenges in the form of the twisting start, the huge caterpillars after winding up the branch, and the final net bridge can catch you off guard if you're not paying attention. And the design is so indicative of a crisp autumn day. It's such a treat, visually speaking.
And the music for that course is perfect
29:06 I'm from the future, and I can happily say that this line aged like fine wine.
Indeed
29:55 "see-through" aquarium.. as opposed to an opaque aquarium? "there are fish on the other side of this wall, trust me"
It's frigging Christmas and I'm replying to a comment made some random verified youtuber
@@TAYBR00K merry christmas, random unverified youtuber!
@@SawtoothWavesindeed
Mario Kart DS and Wii were a huge part of my childhood. I’m excited to see what you thought!
Edit: Coconut Mall ranking as high as it did gives me SO much joy! It was my all-time favorite track to run as a kid.
I never thought the thwomp in N64 Bowser's castle was being punished, but rather he WAS the punishment. People who really piss Bowser off get locked in the thwomp cage and get thwomped to death for their sins.
I enjoy this new perspective 😈
Deep
Get well soon Schaff.
Schaff: Moonview highway is probably not gonna come back
Wave 5: Are you sure about that?
Shouts outs to TWD98 and the CTGP community for still keeping this game's community alive and thriving!
CTGP lobbies are pretty empty nowadays if you're not in the US.
Oh hey, it's Christina!
The jailed Thwomp always confused me too. Given that Bowser’s a villain, maybe that Thwomp tried to turn good and Bowser locked him up for turning traitor?
the thwomp still looks pretty evil so i'd like to imagine he discovered a new low even bowser wouldn't bite into
That's pretty much accurate, before MK64 the only other game to feature the 3D thwomps specificly the blue ones was Super Mario 64 in which the thwomps appeared 3 times, twice in whomp's fortress and once at the very top of tick tock clock. The theory goes that the thwomp at the top of the clock litterally helped Mario obtain a power star so that betrayal to Bowser was enough to throw him in jail.
I would like to clarify that yoshi falls is no longer the last yoshi themed track to exist.
Tf you talking bout no that’s tony soprano island
idk what you're talking about. We got Tony Soprano island, you're crazy.
3:38 ironic now that a new yoshi map is coming out in booster course 4
i’m so glad schaff knows mario kart wii is the superior mario kart game
Duh
Yes but actualy no
Super Mario Kart 1992 > Mario kart wii
Probably only because Funky Kong is in it
@Merry Christmas 🌲 bot
The theme for toads factory is banger, hope that course returns
Isnt it in 8 deluxe?
@@theholysoup2691 no 😔
@The Holy Soup I can't help but assume it will be.
I really hope it will be, anyways.
I was just playing it today and yes it’s awesome
same it's my favorite song in any mario kart track
23:57 this aged well
Well guys, we did it. All of the S tier tracks are in 8.
Except for Toad Factory
@@animation1300 it was at the top of A tier
@@MetalMargatroidright where it belongs.
Toad factory on my ranking is high S tier or low SS tier. TBH it’s not on the same level as Koopa Cape, Maple Treeway or Coconut Mall
The little sound clips at every number before the track reveal gives this list so much more flavour
Excellent video as always
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me and my sisters would play coconut mall for hours playing “tag”, we’d just chase each other around the map and through all the little shortcuts and stuff for ages, i remember it being a blast
D Teir:
32. GBA Shy Guy Beach 1:46
31. DS Yoshi Falls 2:27
C Teir: 3:50
30. N64 Sherbet Land 4:00
29. Luigi Circuit 4:27
28. SNES Mario Circuit 3 5:18
27. N64 Mario Raceway 6:33
26. Mario Circuit 6:57
25. SNES Ghost Valley 2 7:45
24. Moo Moo Meadows 8:08
23. DS Desert Hills 8:42
B Teir: 9:29
22. GBA Bowser Castle 3 9:35
21. Dry Dry Ruins 10:10
20. GCN Peach Beach 10:52
19. N64 DK's Jungle Parkway 11:46
18. GCN Mario Circuit 12:42
17. Grumble Volcano 13:32
A Teir: 14:09
16. DS Peach Gardens 18:23
15. Daisy Circuit 18:57
14. N64 Bowser's Castle 19:42
13. DS Delfino Square 20:32
12. Wario's Gold Mine 21:03
11. Bowser's Castle 21:47
10. GCN Waluigi Stadium 22:26
9. Moonview Highway 23:00
8. Mushroom Gorge 23:59
7. GCN DK Mountain 25:07
6. Toad's Factory 26:16
S Teir: 27:02
5. DK Summit 27:12
4. Rainbow Road 28:01
3. Koopa Kape 29:11
2. Maple Treeway 30:17
1. Coconut Mall 31:32
Top 10 Stages:
10. GCN Waluigi Stadium 22:26
9. Moonview Highway 23:00
8. Mushroom Gorge 23:59
7. GCN DK Mountain 25:07
6. Toad's Factory 26:16
5. DK Summit 27:12
4. Rainbow Road 28:01
3. Koopa Kape 29:11
2. Maple Treeway 30:17
1. Coconut Mall 31:32
All Battle Courses Ranked: 14:22
10. GBA Battle Course 3 14:34
9. GCN Cookie Land 14:47
8. SNES Battle Course 14:55
7. Chain Chomp Roulette 15:05
6. N64 Skyscraper 15:12
5. Thwomp Desert 15:24
4. DS Twilight House 13:31
3. Block Plaza 15:43
2. Delfino Pier 15:53
1. Funky Stadium 16:11
Grumble Volcano has always been a personal favorite of mine. I love the setting and tone, and the music fits perfectly. Not enough people talk about tbh. It's really underrated.
Fr i always love playing on it
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Honestly, when you're about to start a race, and you hear a loud bang (practically an explosion) that causes a large chunk of rock off the side of the track to start sinking into the lava, WHILE THE COUNTDOWN TO START CONTINUES UNFAZED, you know this race will be interesting. (Really wished they brought that back for 8 deluxe)
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Playing Maple Treeway for the first time via the 8 Deluxe DLC was magical, I see why it was such a fan favorite
No J A C K O F F B R I D G E
@@infinityheart_tm9270 nooooo 😭😭😭😭
My favorites have to be Rainbow road, Coconut Mall, and Bowser’s Castle
@@infinityheart_tm9270 even if it was still there it wouldn't function the same.
it took me until last night to realize that koopa troopa's shell changes depending what team you're on.
Literally one month later Nintendo announces a brand new yoshi corse lol.
I found it too be funny, and they even made it based on Yoshi's Island
And the return of DK Summit
As someone who LOVES simple snowy environments, DK Summit and any other snow themed track really are my favourites. They're so good.
Stupid comment bots put to the side, my favorite snow courses are probably the two Sherbet Land remakes, although Rosalina’s Ice World is pretty understood too.
Snowy environments are truly some of the best areas in any game.
I have a huge bias towards winter-themed areas in video games, and DK Summit/Snowboard Cross is just awesome for the music alone.
@@spectralid Same here with tropical/resort theme areas 🥰
I don't know why but I got so excited when maple treeway was number 2. Everything from the music to the aesthetic to the course design just gives me this warm fuzzy feeling and I can't get enough of it. Loved this video
1:03 He does in fact rank Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3.
29:06 Wii Rainbow Road also happened to be the last course added onto the BCP.
lol I think he said he liked 3 more than 2
23:09. Well now we have Moonview Highway in 8 Deluxe in the DLC for wave 5.
Toad's Factory has always held a special place in my heart. From the exciting, varied, and fun course, to what I consider to be the best song in all of mario kart.
Edit: Also, I couldn't disagree more on the N64 Bowser's Castle track. I played it with my sister the other day, and both of us had completely forgotten about it, probably due to being very boring in our opinions.
Toad's Factory is my favorite track, too. I need to hear its song rearranged by the people who do 8's music. It'd be glorious.
For me, I think DK Summit is a perfect Mario Kart course, such a simple concept that was executed perfectly with it being almost entirely downhill and all the snow obstacles you have to get around, and the skips over the gaps and the massive half pipe at the end are truly iconic, definitely deserves to come back in 8D
My only question is why is it named after DK when the course’s most iconic landmark is a giant statue of Mario
@Dagon Frazer bot
@don't be surprised bot
Mario Kart Tour actually replaced it with a statue with DK.
SCHAFRILLAS TALK ABOUT SAUSAGE PARTY.
The reason I love this game is because of the difficulty progression.
You beat Dk summit? well here is Wario's Gold mine
Beat Wario's Gold mine? Well beat Maple Treeway
Beat Maple Treeway? Now beat Grumble Volcano
And then the perfect example of this is Special Cup
Dry Dry Ruins
Then Moonview Highway
Then BOWSERS CASTLE
THEN THE HOLY RAINBOW ROAD
Brilliant Level Design.
It paces with difficulty so well❤
3:40 this didn't age well
26:10 you forgot to mention the more laps you go through, the angrier the mountain becomes, causing more boulders to fall
The "SHOWTIME" billboard from Bowser's Castle Wii may be a reference to how Bowser says "Showtimeeeee" before every battle in Bowser's Inside Story. (His battle theme in that game is named Showtime too)
But Mario Kart Wii came out before Inside Story...
What most people don’t know about why certain tracks are put in certain cups is that it’s based on which cups they came from in their debut games. For example, if a track came from Star Cup or Special Cup, most times it would end up being in the Leaf Cup or Lightning Cup. That’s not always the case however, seeing that SNES Mario Circuit 3 was from its debut game’s Flower Cup.
I think it's funny that the Banana Cup in Mario Kart 8 - the Flower Cup equivalent - doesn't have a single Flower Cup course, but has 2 Special Cup tracks.
It’s weird going back to this video and hearing Schaff namedrop Luigi’s Mansion instead of Boston Building
Yeah why did he give it the wrong name in this video
We should all comment zoo wee mama on this video-
"There has not been a single new Yoshi themed track since Yoshi Falls"
YOSHI'S ISLAND LETS GO BABY
i mean Yoshi Valley from the N64 in deluxe 8
*is in
@@moonchild9832 I don’t count that because that course was technically made before Yoshi falls
1:46 GBA Shy Guy Beach
2:28 DS Yoshi Falls
4:00 N64 Sherbet Land
4:28 Luigi Circuit
5:19 SNES Mario Circuit 3
6:33 N64 Mario Raceway
6:58 Mario Circuit
7:45 SNES Ghost Valley 2
8:09 Moo Moo Meadows
8:42 DS Desert Hills
9:36 GBA Bowser Castle 3
10:11 Dry Dry Ruins
10:53 GCN Peach Beach
11:46 N64 DK’s Jungle Parkway
12:42 GCN Mario Circuit
13:32 Grumble Volcano
14:22 Battle Mode Segment
17:07 Squarespace
18:24 DS Peach Gardens
18:58 Daisy Circuit
19:43 N64 Bowsers Castle
20:32 DS Delfino Square
21:03 Wario’s Gold Mine
21:47 Bowsers Castle
22:27 GCN Waluigi Stadium
23:01 Moonview Highway
23:59 Mushroom Gorge
25:07 GCN DK Mountain
26:16 Toads Factory
27:12 DK Summit
28:01 Rainbow Road
29:11 Koopa Kape
30:17 Maple Treeway
*31:33** YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED!!!!!!!*
Squarespace is my favorite track.
It's a VERY valid list
oh great another Mario c i r c u i t
Thank God you did this, so I won't have to hear that God awful Coconut Mall music and view it.
@@RadynsWackyWorld 🔪
Mario Kart Wii was my first Mario Kart and I played it right up until they took the Worldwide Vs. servers down in 2014. I was regularly the only American in queue, and toward the end often it was just me, playing as Baby Daisy, and 11 Funky Kongs from South Korea. Getting to hear someone else talk about this game with so much passion was fantastic. An excellent and well-argued ranking, A++, and now I'm itching to play Maple Treeway again!
the 11 Funky Kongs in the queue was my regular MK Wii online experience. I always picked toad or toadette
Ew baby daisy
3:39 Who's here after the Yoshi's Island track announcement? 😂
Right!
This aged like milk
How many times do we have to say that…
That’s not a Yoshi themed track. It’s actually Tony Soprano Island.
Me
3:37 uh oh
Can we appreciate how much dedication Scaff has on his videos
Who tf is scaff
scaff
@Santa Claus 🌲 no u havent
He’s a RUclips legend!
@@alexSssedits Scaff is Scuffed Schaff Stuff
Coconut Mall was my absolute favourite as a child, to the point where me and my sister would roleplay shopping on the track XD
It's still my favourite to this day, the visuals, the inspired idea, the Miis, the elements such as the cars and escalators, they're all tied together with the hectic music, it's chaotic fun to the max.
Rainbow Road (the DEFINITIVE Rainbow Road), Maple Treeway, Koopa Cape (I'm in love with the music that plays when you're underwater) and Moonview Highway are the runners up for me.
Too bad that they ruined it in Mario Kart 8 deluxe
@@emoji3266 I disagree tbh, yeah it's not quite the same essence but it's still an instant classic.
Fun Fact: Not only can you see star bits in Rainbow Road, but the music also has light motif from good egg galaxy
Yoshi’s Island coming to 8 Deluxe and Tour would like to have a word with you about 3:40
Really solid list, honestly. The fact that all five of your “S Tiers” might be in the Booster Course Pass is actually pretty cool.
Might? Maple Treeway and Coconut Mall are already in the Booster Course Pass. Koopa Cape and DK Summit are in Tour so it's almost a guarantee we'll get them in the next waves. Wii Rainbow Road, we'll have to wait and see.
@@Sceptonic Funnily enough, Tour is set to seemingly get another 5 Wii courses (though Grumble Volcano was in the base game of 8 and could've been scrapped, as the only files tied to it were test ones), and the tracks you mentioned are still going to be the courses we get if datamines and leaks are any indication. DK Summit and Koopa Cape were found in a banner datamined in Wave 1, and the person who's been accurately leaking future waves (including the changes in Wave 3 from the music prefetch leak) has gone on record as saying the remaining track is Wii Rainbow Road. There are also a few objects in Tour's files that are speculated to be for Wii Rainbow Road. It is a shame that 8 Deluxe is going to miss out on the other Wii tracks planned - Dry Dry Ruins was datamined, and the way the game orders its internal course IDs signals that Daisy Circuit is coming, and another Wii track is planned (my money is on Moonview Highway, as it wouldn't require any unique course objects not in Tour's files, whereas Wii Moo Moo Meadows would need the Moo Moos, and Wii Mario Circuit is lame lol - those are the only tracks that can fit the slot because it's sandwiched between Maple Treeway and Mushroom Gorge, incidentally). All those tracks are good
@@PikaPhantom_ we'll see
@@SceptonicYeah. Either way, I think we'll be getting a strong course lineup
@@Sceptoniclmao we got all of them, wii fans ate so well with the bcp
Schaff continues to impress me on how interesting he can make these random topics
You called "Every Mario Kart Wii Course Ranked" a random topic? Blasphemy!
19:20 Well, good news, looks like Daisy Circuit's made it into Wave 6!
e: as someone whose first Mario Kart was DS, getting hyped up for what DS retro courses might be coming back in Wii and then having two of them be Desert Hills and Yoshi Falls was so dispiriting.
2:30 the *outrage* i felt when i thought for a second that mushroom gorge had been ranked second to last...
I just realized that Coconut mall probably takes place in Florida. You got all the palm trees, sunny skies, horrible drivers, it has everything.
My favourite detail about Wii Bowsers Castle is its theme. It is Maple Treeway (which is awesome already), but in darker and slower, I love it!
This has so many dark implications, which I never expected Mario Kart to do
I like how it's implied that Bowser built his castle over Maple Treeway, the ground outside the castle even looks similar
@@ballisticboo7808 bowser's castle has now climbed up my personal ranking of mkwii tracks. Also there are burnt up trees outside the front of his castle which even further implies this was built on top of or at least near maple treeway.
27:53 LETS GO!!!!!
You could not have predicted the end of the booster course pack more correctly
Coconut Mall will ALWAYS be a classic along side Koopa Cape. Just two banger courses that have such creativity and amazing music.
To give Shy Guy Beach _some_ credit, you can actually reduce your airtime drastically by hopping into the ramp instead of jump going off of it normally. Airtime in this game slows you down, so it's very beneficial if you can land a good ramp hop.
Coconut mall is mad dad’s favorite course and he loves watching your videos with me, so it was a fun surprise to see it ranked as number one :)
3:33 Well that didn't age very well lol
Busting these videos out at a ridiculous rate, I just finished the Disney rankings lmfao. Great work :)
Edit: Schaff having to ask what the Thwomp did to be locked up just reminds me of all the Marty rumors from MK64 lmfao
Agreed
I'd love to see you do 7 next. Such a brilliant, brilliant selection of returning courses that somehow (criminally) did not make it into wii, as well as brand-new favourites.
Good luck making a definitive number one when you have Music Park, Wario Shipyard, Pirahna Plant Slide, Maka Wuhu, Waluigi Pinball, Rainbow Road, and Airship Fortress to contend with!
MK7 honestly has my favorite track selection in the series.
@@joeyjerry1586 I'm not very familiar with the full course selection of anything before wii, so from what I've seen I can only agree with you.
I agree, 7 does have a really good selection of tracks. It also has my third favorite rainbow road, behind Wii and 64.
@@JHawk-nw3ui, wait a minute, you prefer MK64’s rainbow road over MK7? That’s quite the hot take there
@@joeyjerry1586 I meant that 64 has my favorite theme, I said the wrong thing. 7 is higher than 64.
The fact that Yoshi Falls (I think) was the first Mario Kart Wii retro track revealed at E3 2007 was embarrassing.
You wonder why E3 is dead
DK Summit is in the DLC. It aged amazingly
So glad he did a mini ranking of battle mode maps. Funky stadium was my childhood from 6-10
Here's your timestamps folks!
0:00 - Intro
1:46 - #32: GBA Shy Guy Beach
2:28 - #31: DS Yoshi Falls
4:00 - #30: N64 Sherbet Land
4:28 - #29: Luigi Circuit
5:18 - #28: SNES Mario Circuit 3
6:33 - #27: N64 Mario Raceway
6:58 - #26: Mario Circuit
7:45 - #25: SNES Ghost Valley 2
8:09 - #24: Moo Moo Meadows
8:42 - #23: DS Desert Hills
9:35 - #22: GBA Bowser Castle 3
10:10 - #21: Dry Dry Ruins
10:53 - #20: GCN Peach Beach
11:46 - #19: N64 DK's Jungle Parkway
12:42 - #18: GCN Mario Circuit
13:32 - #17: Grumble Volcano
14:09 - Intermission Time!
14:24 - Battle Mode Discussion & Course Ranking
17:08 - Squarespace Ad
18:24 - #16: DS Peach Gardens
18:57 - #15: Daisy Circuit
19:43 - #14: N64 Boswer's Castle
20:32 - #13: DS Delfino SQUARE
21:03 - #12: Wario's Gold Mine
21:47 - #11: Bowser's Castle
22:27 - #10: GCN Waluigi Stadium
23:01 - #9: Moonview Highway
23:59 - #8: Mushroom Gorge
25:07 - #7: GCN DK Mountain
26:16 - #6: Toad's Factory
27:12 - #5: DK Summit
28:01 - #4: Rainbow Road
29:11 - #3: Koopa Cape
30:17 - #2: Maple Treeway
31:33 - *#1: COCONUT MALL*
33:04 - Outro
Enjoy! ;)
My personal favorite was the square space ad
Dude must be working those toads at toad factory really hard if he keeps making this much amazing content
When you got up to #1, I was waiting in anticipation for the "YOU JUST GOT-" I prayed was incoming.
Schaffrillas does not disappoint.
Schaff coming with the absolute HEAT this Christmas
I grew up with Mario Kart DS, and I will always vibe to Waluigi Pinball. It’s colorful, the pinball dynamic is dodgy but fun, and it has the catchiest music next to Coconut Mall.
12:35 For your Great Banana.
I love how detailed he can go into all these things. Not just this video, but every analysis video
Still one of my favorite games of all time. So much nostalgia with this one.
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I completely agree! Not to mention the fact that the modding community for this game is literally the best thing any fandom has done for their game. Wiimfi and CTGP alone solo anything Nintendo did with the game, and a lot of custom tracks these days play and look better than the original game.
19:17
Wish granted!
In his MK8D ranking, he ranked the BCP version of Daisy Circuit as the worst Wii course.
So it kinda aged like milk
Wii Rainbow Road and DK Mountain are back!!!
As someone who played funky kong/jetsetter, coconut mall was a nightmare, i still have nightmares of getting hit with stuff as the escalators change directions, because you physically couldn’t make it up the stairs afterwards. You had to turn around, go back down and then up the other side.
This game was everyone's childhood as far as I'm aware
This game is my childhood
It was my childhood as well
"There's never been another Yoshi course since"
Mario Kart Tour:
Watching this was a nostalgia trip. Makes me sad that the old Wii I played on as a kid broke and stopped reading disks properly. I'd love to play on these old wii-exclusive racing tracks again. (Rainbow road was my absolute favorite despite it's difficulty, would play on that track over and over and over again for hours if I was given the chance, I couldn't care less that I was plummeting to earth a gazillion times lol)
You could try finding someone to repair it for you, my guess is that the laser simply stopped working and that is not hard to fix :)
@@sweetcoco8064 Possibly. I have no idea where that old Wii ended up though, it was for the entire family and it broke when I was a kid. I have no idea what my parents did with it after it broke. I recall the family keeping the games for a while so we could keep playing them on the Wii U, but I think the Wii U also broke eventually and I don’t know what happened to that one either.
I had a feeling Coconut Mall would be #1, and honestly, why wouldn't it be? Driving through a shopping mall is such an insane concept for an already insane game series, and it did Not disappoint. Everything about it from the mall's layout, mii drivers, and ESPECIALLY the Music is all Top Tier Game Design. 🏆