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“I tried playing Pokemon Platinum”
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- Опубликовано: 15 янв 2021
- You thought it was Genealogy but it was I, PLATINUM!
Thought it would be cool to branch out with the "I tried" series, hope you guys like it.
Huge shoutout to JaeAIK for helping me with the thumbnail! He just made a sick UNICLR video!
Check out his channel / jaeaikplays
Also big shoutout to xxxtactician for helping me with some of the jokes! He makes really funny fe content. Check his channel out here / joennickforthewin
Music Used:
Oreburgh City Nighttime - Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, & Platinum
Route 209 Day - Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, & Platinum
Battle! Gym Leader - Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, & Platinum
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Trainers that chose Chimchar: “Ya know what’s better than one Pokémon with Close Combat?”
*proceeds to catch a Starly*
“Two Pokémons with Close Combat!”
*adds lucario*
Three pokemon with close combat
* adds Takumi *
FOUR with Close Count-
Oh? Sorry, wrong game!
*Evolves a male Kirlia with a Dawn Stone*
"Four pokemon with close combat!"
*after getting Starly*
“And you know what’s better than one Pokémon with Intimidate?”
*catches a Shinx*
“Two Pokémon with Intimidate!!”
An earthquake awesome turtle!
“It’s been 12 years and I still don’t have a Munchlax.” Yeah that’s this game in a nutshell
I traded my lvl 100 rayquaza from emerald on the gts to get one, sadly that doesn't work anymore as the gts closed down. Why was munchlax so hard to get Game Freak?
"It's been 12 years and I still don't have any cool Pokémon from the honey trees"
I actually got really lucky when playing Diamond back in 2007 because shortly after beating the elite 4 I found a Munchlax from a honey tree. I didn’t realize at the time how rare it was but I still own it and it’s a level 100 Munchlax
I actually played Diamond 12 years ago and still have never gotten a Munchlax in either that game or Platinum. I am the quote.
Surprisingly I found him easy but when I got older I realized how difficult he was to get lol
"Oh yeah Gengar time"
Bro i felt that
But Gengar Evolve by trade
@@PrincessAmanda2290 actually you can get one wild in the game. If you have a ds lite and a pokemon emerald cartdrige
@@PrincessAmanda2290 do you now what an everstone is?
@@PrincessAmanda2290 cries on emulator :c
@@misanthropicguy8402 laughs with *UniversalPokemonRandomizer No Trade*
“Why’s this problem such a problem?” Yeah, sounds about right.
"Why is this Purugly such a problem?"
Mars' Nuzlocke Nightmare Cat
@@VoibbleLunchbox I lost 4 Pokemon to that thing
@@VoibbleLunchbox
I spammed Rock Smash with my Geodude (my Nuzlocke is still going, by the way) which made the Purugly quite easy to deal with, honestly.
@@Ssure2 Not everybody is that patient enough to use a 20 base power move against a Purugly
@@zaneheaston8254Bro, Rock Smash is 40 Base Power, same as your starter's basic attack you have been using till that point....💀
Legends say that Blissey's HP is still going down.
Still faster than por enemy fase
@@sandra-mariealtfrau1332 correct
its not even lvl 100 full HP EV and IV blissey
"Hey man! It's been three weeks!"
You mean going up.
"You dare to give me a Haunter with everstone? *grabs another DS* thank you so much"
😂😂😂
Dont get it
@@beegyoshi8401 Give another ds and another gen 4 ds game. You can trade with yourself so that you don't need an online partner or far away friend. In another words, you can trade with yourself.
"I can't wait for my Combee to be a Vespiqueen"
LITERALLY ME
Didn't happen to me with combee, because didn't find it interesting enough to prioritize and heard about the condition before trying to go for vespiqueen, but did essentially the same thing with Salazle in Sun&Moon.
Gender. Only female combee evolve
I made the same mistake on my first playthrough. Got to level 29 before I finally broke down and googled the problem.
*Loses to Cyrus in the Distortion World*
"Damn...I've been defeated...but I can't fall here...
I MUST RETREAT TO THE POKEMON CENTER."
Oh my god you're right.
Time for my new trainer name to be Hubert.
@@applepopapplerancher3211 Wrong gen
@@ObliCold oh yeah, there's a Hubert in Pokémon too...
DAMN. I'VE BEEN DEFEATED... BUT I CAN'T FALL HERE, I MUST MAKE MY RETREAT.
@@ObliCold Well, there's no other reason why he shouldn't do it
moves one pokemon in the pc
platinum: "saving A LOT of data"
I hate that shit to this day still. >.>
Bruh 💀
Platinum actually fixed this. Diamond and Pearl had this problem, but thankfully Platinum only does that when you’ve been playing the game for too damn long.
@@ThisIsntARUclipsr Nah fam, you can play for 3 minutes and actually just change some small things and you get THAT loading/saving time
@@lordn4353 I never got that
"What is that" to a Garchomp is probably most peoples last words when fighting Cynthia for the first time.
Absolutely. And like, the next 30 times.
Its more like "I want one"
Also the question most people make when they see Drapion.
@@hatboi124 How. What even was your team? I played the game blind and beat her the first try. Iris gave me more work in BW.
@@illusionofquality979 You play gen
3 before ? Or even 2 and 1 ? Usually when someone beat Cynthia for the first battle, he have been played ( sorry for this sentence if isn't right ,i'm french ) at the other generations like me. I had Staraptor, Lucario, Luxray ( the electric lion ), Floatzel, Torterra ( french name of the 2nd évolution of the grass starter ) and an other ( not legendary ) : I beat Cynthia without Dialga because i use my balls in the Moutain for Bronzong ( master ball, i haven't the choice ). All of my pokemon at this moment went Levels 59-65 and Torterra 70 but he has been the CS Slave.
The underground was FIRE
Was that fire embled?
They seriously need to bring it back
I got together with about 9 friends last Thanksgiving, and since we've been replaying Gen 4, we did the Underground together like old times. Just as fun as we remembered
I loved being able to get fossils and stones aside from like 2 or 3 hidden items, I just don't like actually mining, it's really tedious.
I remember making my base into a giant trap house and then setting up this overly complicated rube goldberg machine that sent my friend to the other side of the map when he tried to leave. Needless to say I was rolling when it actually worked.
“What does this TV do?”
Angry Rotom noises intensify
I remember using a GameShark (I think? Bc i dont remember owning a GameShark but I had to for this) and using a cheat "Arceus is in my Mom's TV" so the joke hits different for me.
My brother and I wasted so much time catching all the Arceus in Pearl and Platinum, equipping plates, and having Arceus battles
...I still got my shit kicked in tho lmao
"This isn't I tried playing new mystery."
In all seriousness through, good job.
Thank you! Haha
After the trauma shadow dragon was, i don't think he going to play new mystery.
pokemon new mystery dungeon
PyroJack, that actually is what I originally thought this said.
Hey, at least the partner trainers are much better than the green units in Fire Emblem
Even if the first one is a green unit.
Especially when the mission is to keep theme alive. They always want to go and fight to only fall down to 3 health
IIIMMMM AA GGGREEEEEENNNNN UNITT
Nah they the same
Depends on what FE game.
Imagine picking Platinum to be your first Nuzlocke then losing your Starter to a lvl 30 Goldeen’s Horn Drill. Definitely can’t be me.
Nooooooo I know that trainer too 😂 That sucks
I was scared out of my mind during that fight. That one specific trainer class is such a sour killer for nuzlockes.
(I did luckily survive because Rotom, but goodness was I afraid there)
BRO BISMIX BRANCHING OUT? WE LOVE TO SEE IT!
Definitely. That Among Us video was fantastic
@@thedoctordb5765 and that animal crossing too
I forgot how slow the health goes down. Especially annoying for Pokémon that put all their points into HP.
In most cases this isn't really a problem, there are like 10 Pokémon where it's really bad, but other than that it's pretty normal. Multihits though...
Good for him that he didn't play Diamond/Pearl instead, those games are slow as hell, Platinum is pretty tolerable in comparison.
*Laughs in Gen 3*
@@X-Vidar Keyword being "in comparison" when it's still overall too slow for no reason...
Gen 4 games are great, but damn are they a pain to play sometimes. The snow routes, the marsh, the fog, the battle that take years to finish...
Thankfully, the amazing soundtrack makes it more tolerable.
Just in time for the remakes
don't jinx it lol
Good to see that you're both a jojo and FE fan as well
:c I have been waiting for sinnoh for years. I hope it's worth the wait :p
Don’t do this to me man. I checked Nintendo’s announcements
It's not the right time and space for such jockes
Starlys really hard to pass up tbh
It's a reliable choice... And really common. And one of the easier fliers to snag.
Still became a favourite of mine.
BRAVE BIRDDDDD
CLOSE COMBAT
@@bismix4 Brave Bird and Flare Blitz: Self-harm is Bad-ass.
I didn't choose Starly as my bird Pokemon for the game because I hated how every DPP team was the same.
"How do you get the Poketch App."
"You have to talk to three clowns."
Want to know what kept barely-literate 7 year old me in Jubilife City for a week?
Actually laughed out loud to this, I had a very similar experience myself
Only a week? I got stuck for about 4 months. I even erased my data to evolve the other starters because i kept mashing the A button without reading the text
English isn't my mother tongue (and Pokémon isn't in Dutch, so it's the best I had) and it took me *ages* to understand how to use Rock Smash to go to Floaroma Town
When I was 10 years old, I was stuck in Floaroma Town for like 2 weeks because my small brain didn’t think to check if the grunt moved at the top-right part of the town. I just sat my ass down and grinded in the wild grass, trying to catch a damn Silcoon and leveling my Grotle until it evolved.
If you were barely literate at 7 years old the blame is on you /s
"Oh cool Flint has a team"
Imagine that, a fire trainer who has a team consisting of more than 40% fire types
I actually prefer his original team.
@@saucymongoose7246 It depends on whether you think e4 and gym leaders should stick with their type, or if you think they should focus on being more difficult/varied. I like them being more varied, but given how they're supposed to be based on one type its a bit annoying.
@@BillyBob-xx5jr i always perfered typing over varied. Could just be gen 2 bias but I'm so used to gyms having one type and having counters for their weakness that i don't think I'd be for change of said formula. Honestly only person that should he varied is the champion. Reason being is that in a way, the champion represents the player. They went through the gym challenge, captured many different pokemon, and used said varied team to take the chanpion seat and that's what you will do through your journey. If anything i wish that as champion, you would get challenged by random trainers and the elite 4 members for your spot. And maybe if you lose to an elite 4 member. You'd just take their spot and have to challenge them to get your spot back.
@@BillyBob-xx5jr I never thought Elite 4 members or Champions should have mono type teams. We're facing off against the best of the best and they should have teams that I can't steamroll with one Pokemon. I think Elite 4 should have more strategic or somewhat competitive teams or ones based on a certain theme like color, having almost no weaknesses, a more offensive or defensive based team and etc.
@@saucymongoose7246 So, you want the elite four to be Colosseum bosses.
I can dig it.
bismix is so relatable in these videos it hurts
can’t agree more
“What the hell is an everstone”
The Underground Base bit was uh, it hit a bit too close to home.
I'm expecting a Cynthia joke.
What is that!?
Bad for you because Cynthia is no joke
“This comment about Gen four is 7.8/10 too much Cynthia” - this comment is brought to you by Gen 3 gang.
Yeah sure ice type move sharky go byebye turn 1
0:32
"Hey is that a Full Restore?"
I actually didn't realize that the next scene with Trent was a different scene. I thought that Blissey was why he hadn't gotten more badges.
Everyone thinks contests aren’t cool til you give your Pokémon some sunglasses and a tie
THIS
*Cynthia sends out Milotic!*
"Oh shi-"
*Cynthia sends out Spiritomb!*
"OH SHI-"
*Cynthia sends out Garchomp!*
"OH FUCK-"
Literraly me :
Sent out Staraptor Level 63. Hit 3 times his Garchomp with FLY and win easily 😂
Spirtomb was the bane of my existence when younger since.. before gen 6.. it had no weaknesses... who thought giving Cythnia a pokemon that had no weaknesses was a good idea?!
I just thought of something that could of made it worse.. have the Spiritomb be her ace/strongest instead of Garchomp JUST so it can be even stronger and a pain
I took out her Garchomp with Weavile using Ice Shard, however I did have trouble with her Spiritomb
To people who had trouble with Spiritomb: Foresight->Close Combat
Wasn't Expecting This, but definitely a welcome surprise
Upside down waterfalls are always cool.
Oh. Oh goodness. Is this setting a precedent? Because starting with my personal favorite Pokemon game is a hell of a way to do so.
When your staff rank is too low to use the warp staff, just stand on a small bird. Works like a charm.
Reject Warp Staff.
Promote to flier.
"Wow, partners are amazing!" "Wow, partners suck!" truly the duality of pokemon
"Why does Team Galactic need honey?"
Dude, weren't you paying attention? They must have it to ATTRACT POKEMON IN GREAT NUMBERS.
It's a distraction from what was going down at the Valley Windworks.
Low-level grunts just kinda do whatever like that.
You forgot the part where you hatch Cynthia's Togepi egg and it has Hustle instead of Serene Grace
Serene grace king’s rock air slash togekiss for maximum brain damage 😌😌😌😌
@@Kai-uj8tg Hate to tell you this, but king's rock and air slash don't stack.
@@AceDefective3 it would’ve stacked in platinum - it’s from gen 6 onwards flinch items don’t stack :)
@@Kai-uj8tg Damn, you're right. Guess I'm just used to the gen 5 onwards mechanics, since they've been around for so long at this point.
"I definitely am not gonna use Starly this run"
Why would you expose 90% of us like that
I’m glad someone else shares my hatred for Candice’s gym
I hated it as kid why is it a GODDAMMN ICE PUZZLE IT'S SO DIFFICULT
At least candace herself isn't all that tough. As they say its not the final destination that matters but rather journey you go through to get there am I right?
@@kingoflions827 If Froslass is under hail, then with its ability it's really hard to hit
@@paologrisanti4627 its rng tho in all my playthroughs infernape single handedly slaughtered her team but i guess its entirely possible for u to consistently miss. Tough luck man.
@@kingoflions827 My luck is really bad and the fact it's based on rng is not good xD. It's very annoying
i felt a small pain when he mentionned Mindy and her "Gengar"
"How do I kill NPCs?"
We don't talk about mindy
“Or I can just use the Fly HM” just doesn’t have as good of ring to it as the “Or I can just use the warp staff!”
"Finally, I can play the game!"
*walks into a random house and sudden Cynthia battle*
"Nope. Nope! I'm done. Nuh uh"
Wrong game
This was cool! You should totally branch out the "I Tried" series like this.
So no ones gonna talk about the fact he named his starter “Awowogei”
Dude I noticed it, it was cool
Monkey Madness is a good quest.
I saw it and came looking to see if I was the only one.
Yoo I definitely did not notice! I'm in the middle of prepping to do Monkey Madness 2, good timing! We need a "I tried" runescape video, haha.
Oh shit, now I noticed it.
Was looking for someone to mention it :p
Garchomp is intimidating until Weavile says "Ice Punch"
"It's been 12 years and I still don't have a Munchlax."
Accurate.
Imagine shiny hunting for Munchlax.
_Couldn't. Be. Me._ 😑
2:56 My literal reaction for garchomp.
I remember one time I played through the entirety of Platinum to reach Giratina and soft reset for a shiny one just to flex on my friend who was trying to get one for months. Even got a random shiny budew that I evolved to a Roserade. Good times.
"commander Mars? that's fine, she's only got a Zubat and a *GASP*"
So I just googled her team to get the joke and I kid you not, something's amiss. The first time you battle her, she has a LV 17 Purugly (LV 16 in diamond and pearl), BUT glameow doesn't evolve until LV 38. I have no idea what commander Mars did to achieve that.
@@mirandamrozek5939 prolly forced evolution
@@mirandamrozek5939She caught it in Pokémon Go fresh from the wild and transfer it over.💀
"I have to go through Iron Island again if I want Riolu?
and that's the only way to get Lucario?
*sigh* I'll get some Repels"
That purugly still gives me ptsd from my first run, and is the bane of every nuzlocke I've played
Nuzzlockes is just Pokemon fire emblem version
Man losing the battle against Cyrus in the Distortial World is such a joy killer
“CONTESTS? That’s the most stup- wow this is really fun!” That is literally me! XD
1:03 I am glad the warp staff made it into pokémon.
I'm expecting a HGSS one of these now. Please let there be one.
"My rival's name? Hm... 'wiener'"
"Oh wow, a shiny Gyarados that's so- wait, it's scripted? So everyone gets this? Trash."
"Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaiinn. * "
"Man, 'wiener' really grew a lot. In character development I mean."
"Wait, Lance isn't the final boss?"
"..."
"This game has 16 gyms across 2 joined regions you can challenge over and over, a Battle Frontier, a Pokeathlon, and pokemon that can walk with you outside of their pokeballs?
Meh, it's okay ¬‿¬ "
Add so I can't enter the gym in violet city till I've beaten the sprout tower? I did in the originals
I swear everything Bismix makes is absolute meme material gold, I'm surprised I don't see more memes using Bismix's stuff as a template.
A meme I just thought off the top of my head could be along the lines of like
"Y'know I could vote for Chrom in the CYL5 contest..."
"OR I COULD VOTE FOR *GATEKEEPER"*
This is the weirdest fire emblem game. Like why are you starting with the growth monkey unit man. What a pitfall 😡
Heard you talkin shit bout my boy Turtwig like I wouldn't find out.
Platinum Is the PoR of Pokémon, the first one of everyone if you didn't play the GBA ones, extreamly love and most important the figths are painfully slow
Diamond and Pearl makes Platinum look like Sonic the Hedgehog in comparison. Idk how I even tolerated Pokemon Pearl as a kid
Nice to see the variety in uploads.
2:56 the moment Cynthia brought this out, I wanted one.
Became my favorite pokemon ever since.
GARCHOMP GANG 😈😈
"The hell is an everstone?"
A thing that spawned an entire subreddit.
I am not joking.
What's funny is as a kid I didn't know what a trade evolution was so I just thought she was gifting me a random useless item (since didn't know about breeding at all and didn't know why you WOULDN'T want your mon to evolve)
Staraptor is a supreme chad, can't blame anyone for using it througb the whole game tbh
I swear to God I could get married and have kids before Blissey’s health bar completely depleted. lol
Oh boy the everstone haunter, yep that's going to be a sour memory.
"Why does team galactic need honey?"
My man's over here here asking the important questions
2:06 I FELT THIS HARD. Never have I been so betrayed and pissed in Platinum 😂
I already want more "I tried playing Pokemon" videos. This was just too perfect.
I sure like it how me and my rival try to prevent the world from being rebooted by some weirdos and he keeps using Stockpile and swallow with his munchlax.
Blissey: "So I use softboiled."
Day 2 and it's not dead yet
Keyword being tried
Yeah. That game is s l o w.
@@epicphantom589 look at this fast forwarder. cant handle the speed?
Sinnoh is the only region where I actually like all 3 starters. Usually I only like 1 or 2. It's also cool how there secondary typings counter each other.
I just felt the biggest pinch in my heart when you said you weren’t going to use starly in your first play through 🥺
damn the nostalgia... haven’t played this game in a decade
*Cynthia's Garchomp appears*
"What is THAT THING ?!"
Death. That's... Basically what it is.
**laughs in Frosslass**
@@NEETKitten well, I did fear that Garchomp after all...
But that wa before I met Azelf
@@rohankishibe8082 Gyarados with the Intimidate ability and Ice Fang is also pretty cool.
2:54-3:00
This is how I like Pokémon games
Going in blind and see a crazy new Pokémon is one of the craziest feelings I’ve ever had
As someone who ran a Toxic stall Blissey in Gen 4, that ending was amazing.
just reading this makes me hate you a lot for even doing it at all
I'm reporting you to God.
1:58 Mindy strikes again!
0:16
and to this day, we still don't know why Team Galactic needed honey
Legend says that Bismix tried to play Diamond and Pearl, but the walking speed was so slow, he died of old age before the first gym battle.
Bis uploaded! Ooooooo boy i wonder what fire emblem game it is this time! Wa- pokemon, POKEMON, HELL YA.
Love you stuff, Bismix. Looking forward to the next one.
I want to see a “I tried Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.” Bismix make this happen please
Platinum had so much fun stuff in it. I can't wait to find out how much of it they gutted out of the DP Remake!
Your style of humor and Pokemon was somehow the perfect mixture to make my entire childhood rush into my mind. Meanwhile I'm laughing my head off at the Starly bit!
That Blissey joke was on point though
1:43 that was me when i first played this game as a kid. Then i lost the game, found it like years later and had no idea where/what i was supposed to go/do. Because i never got rock climb.
"it's been 12 years and I still don't have a Munchlax"
Why do you have to hurt me like that. HAHAHAHAAhuhuhuhuhuh
All of these videos later and your humor is still incredible, amazing work as always.
Legends say he is still fighting that chansey
That's a Blissey.
"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."
I’ve enjoyed your FE videos because of the delivery, but having played WAY more Pokemon, this video lands so well on so many points for me.
So that thing about the underground. Yeah. That's accurate.
Just as I was talking about DP remakes
A man of culture using king Awowagei
The HP bar drop was my favorite part xD
This is quality and I hurt through every part 😂😂😂
1:09-1:11 POV - You caught a male Combee and leveled it up to lv. 30.
Appreciate the Runescape reference
Ikr
I could just go back to the pokemon center...
OR I COULD USE AN ABRA WITH TELEPORT!
I'm laughing so hard here bro. Thanks for this upload.
Lucario is basically the Ike of pokemon, lol
"I wished this game had a harder mode like pokemon BW2... what is a nuzlocke?"
"I could play Genealogy of the Holy War to prepare for the next Skribbl.io video... or I could start making videos about Pokemon!"
I started writing this comment before I read the description. Great video! I hope you continue with the rest of the Pokemon games. It would be funny to see a gag for the Johto games where you point out that the wild Pokemon stop getting stronger around level 25, making it super hard to grind.
I played pokemon literally my whole life yet skipped Platinum, I just finished it last week and Im so glad I played it, it made gen 4 a far better experience when before it just felt slow and uninteresting
great comedic timing with these, I could certainly relate kek