Consent Game | Peet Guercio | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
- Peet plays The Consent Game with his ex girlfriend.
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Guy:*giving examples of consent *
Audience: " funniest shit I've ever seen"
Bold of you to assume there’s an audience
Yeah i kinda laughed too but everybody here is so savege ;-;
@@omg....5240 they ain’t savage they just rude people
@@hellopotatofriends8781 whats so haha funny about asking for consent?
@@fastcow7013 the way they do
“We asked each other for consent.”
Audience: *W H E E Z E*
I was nothing but SALTS the entire time. It was so unfunny
god bless america 😭
This comment was funnier than the entire video
@Jason Statham bruh this isnt even a real audience its a laughter track...
@Jason Statham so putting a fake laughter track over a shit stand up video is america for you?
"So what's the deal with Consent?"
Audience: *HAHAHA*
So true
I don't get the joke
@@pikeley8089 his jokes werent funny they where on the level of jerry seinfeld observations
@@facebones not even. At least Seinfeld is funny
Basic human needs
There’s probably a vent in there that releases mustard gas into the room if they don’t laugh.
How about another joke Murray
@Voya OH NO
Well there was a comedian who put laughing gas to force the audience to laugh, soo...
I actually laughed really hard at this.
This comment was funnier than the entire bit.
Plot twist, he’s in a dark room, no audience and just put in a laughing soundtrack.
It’s true he does.
Yea, because this shit wasn’t funny at all.
Must be cause I couldn’t find the funny
My face the entire time: 😐😐😐. Don’t quit your day job kid.
Genius comment 👏🏽
"We would ask for consent"
*laughter*
i’m glad that i’m not the only one who thought this wasn’t funny
@@ofwgktadgafls same -_-
This comment was funnier than the whole video
All liberals in the audience. 100%
Everyone should ask for consent 🤦🏽♀️ I don’t get how this is top cement when you don’t even get the video
"Amy Schumer is the worst comedian ever."
This man: *hold my water bottle*
"Shit wait no give it back- I need a sip"
Sip.
*Hold my consent form*
*sips*
I didn’t laugh once
“We always asked for consent”
Audience: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: should I be scared?
Bars
How do you not get the joke?
I would be scared too
@@hypnoticskull6342 what was the joke?
@@hypnoticskull6342 there's a joke in it?
Pretty sure the laughs are fake. That or the crowd is super high.
I'm like 90 percent sure this comedian dude is just trolling. He know this isn't funny and that's why it's funny. I really hope that's it.
@@marlinderwall8873 bro you replied to your own comment like someone else wrote it
Or its just so not funny that it makes u laugh 😭.
You can find him in a pub in New York
I feel like the only way to go to a comedy show is being super high.
This guy: *breathes*.
Pre recorded laugh track in the background: *HAHAHAHAHA*
I actually laughed at your joke thank you for reviving me.
I didn't like because of your pfp
@@krystel6995 what’s the problem lmao it’s a pic of chubby Batman
999th like on this comment.
1k like weehoooo
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who found this unfunny.
Yea this lame
I thought it was funny tf 🤣
@@jamesjunior1968 same bro 🤣🤣🤣
Extremely unfunny but he did have a good delivery
I found it sensible rather than funny
Audience laughter sounds like a laugh track. Dudes just recording himself alone in his dark basement and adding the laughs in post 🤣
Now I can't unsee it...
You are actually correct. Just look at all his videos
That's exactly what i thought. Especially cuz this wasn't funny
nah, you're tripping, stop hating on Peet, like chill out bro
„That was the first time I was terrified and super turned on!“
Was that it? Was that the joke? Was I supposed to laugh?
Exactly, I thought he was still building up for the super haha big fun joke, but then the story ended
Can someone explain the joke?
@@minib4800 There is no joke
@@minib4800 the joke is there’s people out there who don’t ask for consent and because of that he has to make a point that he does even though it should be expected. The joke is the world.
And all these people saying this hurts their feelings just don’t have this sense of humor where they cant think beyond themselves.
@@MaryJane-tp3qd truth is not and will never be funny. That's why any kind of real feminist humor will always be a failure. The most feminist can do about comedy is laugh about the flaws of their side or exaggerating their enemies but I'm extremely surprised how you are unable that presenting your own opinion in the ways of comedy is literally the worst crime you can commit against humor and against your opinion itself.
That was terrible, and probably why she’s your ex
Damn .That's a cold one
Turns out that he wasn’t ready and came too fast. He’s still a Virgin to this day
Damn you just ROSTED this whole man's career
"She"? You mean "he".
Nice setup, and punchline. Funnier than this guy.
Plot twist: the audience have been individually starved of entertainment for weeks before viewing this
Try Years
this comment is literally funnier than the video
Never seen a comment with so many likes and near zero comments
Yes
😂😂
The only funny part of this is him claiming he has sex
Funny doesn't mean pathetic.
That was just sad.
LMFAO!!!! THAT MADE ME LAUGH MORE THAN THE QUEERBATE ON STAGE DID!!!!
@@JiveDadson pathetic could be funny
It's with Jill
i love how there’s not even one person in the comments like “no guys come on, it was funny” nope. none.
I actually thought it was amusing at first, but then there was no punch line
@@permafrost0979 yeah, I thought it was going somewhere... but nope
I honestly thought being horny and terrified at the same time was the punchline.
I thought it was funny because the concept of overly formal consent is kinda funny to me. But got confused by the punchline if there is any.
@@owlsmood2364 wait, was there a different punchline than that? Or there just isn’t one?
Why tf is he drinking so much water like halfway through a word he lik-💧
So I met this gi- 💧
And we came up with this joke tha- 💧
He only picked it up twice though and took one sip at the beginning and once in the middle. You're just looking to criticize something because he isn't you.
@Adam Malec Yes, watch the video. He only sipped two times.
@@soulsnackbecauseidonteatmu4341 great but it’s true like no one needs that much water in the middle of a show.
My grandmother died yesterday,today was her funeral.It was funnier than this.
Oh I'm so sorry for your loss.
Now that's just devestating, sorry for your loss but it's true, this was just a complete disaster
😳
I'm so sorry you had to watch this video
Guys hes just joking, its a roast to the comedian. Or is it true. Idk
"my ex and i..."
one guy in the crowd: comedy *GOLD*
The jokes are terrible, but at least his delivery sucks too
🤣
😂😂😂
This comment is probably funnier than anything this dude ever said on stage
Edited laughs
@@adrefirebIade hahhahaha
funniest thing about this is the comments lol
Always is
I was literally thinking the same thing.
666 likes in 6 days......
Diablo
@@rynehilsabeck .
And 6 comments gosshhhhh ...
“But there was this one time…”
*hysterical laughter
*instant panic
It's probably funnier than every shit he said there
Was the audience even real? Cuz nothing about this was funny.
they were real, they just had guns pointed at them
It's the sarcasm of which the story is delivered with that's supposed to be funny
Nope it’s a laugh track or as we call it in the uk ‘canned laughter’
@@biancatudorascu2032 no it’s not ..sarcasm has nothing to with anything in this routine... it sucks because it’s woke bullshit that you need to make excuses for ... you know the woke stuff when a guy uses it is because he wants to get laid
@@octupleodyssey your comment is funnier than the video
Came to the comments section just to make sure everyone else thought this guy was aweful.
Same, I was like wait I’m I missing the joke or something
Your spelling is awful
@@Fwosto you are a knob.
Same
@@janhus4839 lol, at least we agree the dude is unfunny
Couldn’t decide what’s worse, the attempt at comedy or him annoyingly drinking water in middle of sentences.
At least hes hydrating
@@maddiezervas I don't know why this is so funny to me but I actually laughed more at your comment than I did at the comedian's "jokes"
The reason comedians and live (usually improv) performers drink water randomly or have a bottle on stage is so that if they need a second to think of another line or joke they can use that as a quick excuse, it is annoying when they do it too often but its a subtle trick
@@TopGarfieldEnthusiast no shit
@@lime2226 dont act like you knew smh
Guys: Women arent funny
also guys:
Nah, this isn’t a good example just how Amy Schumer wouldn’t be a good example.
Comedy...
No you don't understand. Not all guys are funny, but all girls are not funny
@@EddieTheGreat. the joker pfp says it all
@@EddieTheGreat. 😂😂😂 loser
This is hilarious. The comments i mean. The video was terrible
“I’m gonna rock your world” this man has never had sex in his life
I said that to my girlfriend tho xD
I don't think they actually say it like that since he said it in a slightly sarcastic tone
i dont think he wanted to actually quote what he said thatd be a bit uncomfortable for the audience
@@SilveeYT I don’t think your getting laid if your still using xd
@@SilveeYT Then you must be not getting laid anymore
Guys stop saying this is unfunny. I can’t like all your comments
It's really isn't funny. What's so funny about a dude telling everyone his sex story and trying his best to make it a joke
@@somestranger5946 obviously you didn’t get his joke
@@cheeky_cheeks5086 no I didn't. I'm just a kid bruh, I don't know any disgusting adult jokes.
@@cheeky_cheeks5086 he said stop saying it isn't funny because he cant like all the comments. That means he agrees with the people who say this isn't funny.
@@jilliannerice3863 I wasn’t talking about him I was talking about the other guy and Obviously like I said it’s a joke
That's a laugh track, right? Cause this was painfully unfunny.
Yeah I'm like 100% sure that's something ever couple does at one point jokingly and I've heard that joke routine before.
@@ericschnautz6603 ive never done that. I don't see whats funny
@@tacoxpvp4884 the funny part is when you've been with someone for three years and say, "might you like to engage is some intercourse?" The formality of it is the funny part. This dude just delivers the jokes terribly.
@@ericschnautz6603 you mean he delivers *drinks tiniest sip of water* jokes terribly
@@ericschnautz6603 i still dont find it funny
The only funny thing here is the comment section.
😭😭😭
Right
MMDA hahahaha
Is the audience like high af and just laughing at their own inner dialogue?
This wasn’t even remotely funny.
No cause I'm high af right now and he's still trash if anything its killing me high
ikr..
69th like I feel like that's fitting
It's a recording
So glad I wasn’t the only one
This is just like that joker scene, where only he was laughing and the audience was in his head
We live in a laugh track
That was a sad and depressing movie this is a sad and depressing *Video*
Well, no. Since there’s a laugh track in the background. He’s also probably not performing live.
🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking of that too lol
This is comedy? I give up.
This is cancel culture comedy
This is what post metoo comedy looks like
@@garydelong7750 Your comment is so accurate
Your comment made me laugh more than this video ever could. Thank you 😂
@Black Ice this isnt in the same league as Carlin.
also this isnt a monologue its a bit.
A terribly unfunny chick bashing bit.
Not that I'm against a chick bashing bit per se, if its actually funny, and you know if its done right if chicks are laughing too.
Its called an audience, not a sausage fest.
This douche pretzel is using his access as a custodial technician to film his stand up at a covid shuttered elementary school.
*Yeah so I have a bed*
Audience: *finally, some good fucking comedy*
I don’t get why this is funny. It had a decent set up ig but there was no joke at the end???
There was a joke it just wasn’t funny.
I thought I was trippin. Thanks.☝🏾🤣
Yeah I was enjoying it but then there was nothing to laugh at
Cuz it is not a joke. It is just a funny life story
@ but it’s not funny. At all. So it’s really just an unfunny life story with a laugh track in the background. Dumbass.
"We would partake in a formal consent" Yes and that's a good thing. And I'd encourage that.
This is the most positive thing I've ever read here, and it may not even be positive
That's not a good thing. It's only good if one party is incapable off giving consent, which isn't the case between two supposed adults.
Exactly. I was like, where’s the joke there?
I think they meant that the consent was TOO formal not just normal consent,but he’s still a bad comedian either way
There's a difference between "formal consent" which is playing up asking for consent in a farcical way, you know as an in joke, and seriously asking for consent. This isn't making fun of someone saying "Hey are you okay with this?" This is just "Oh yes my lady, would you care to copulate with me on this fine day?"
It's a little Danny because people don't talk like that. It's intentional exaggeration.
Dude was drinking water pretending like this was live in front of an audience and was parched.
@J D nah. You could tell coz they were laughing at the setups and it sounded unnatural
drinking like there's hot lights on him but not a drop of sweat on his face 🤔
There’s a crapload of RUclips comedians who do this shit or they own a fake heckler
LMFAO Funniest diss on this guy so far.
I don’t think this guy has ever seen a woman naked.
im gonna leave this comment at 69 likes
@@cohenschellenberg3325
Your like is due
I agree
Don't hate - maybe he prefers naked men!
@@jongregory8554 did you watch the video?
on par with “wHaT’s ThE dEaL WiTh AiRpLaNe FoOd??????”
Ahahahahahaahaha
lmao hilarious
But what IS the deal with airplane food?
Long lines at the dmv am I right guys!?
“yeah so we would make sure we both gave consent”
audience: HAHHAAH
That's not what he said lol. He said make it a point to ask for FORMAL consent, like asking for a day off at work
god bless americaaa 😭😭😭
This "comedian" has gotta be the most unfunniest person that I've ever seen grace the great art of comedy in my life. Even Dan Nainan wasn't this bad.
Thats a little harsh😂
You should watch Amy Schumer. If you laugh at a joke she makes, its 9/10 a joke she stole lol
Yo step up on stage and take out a mic and say something funny
@@samperez1002 "something funny"
@@samperez1002 are u a once? ur name is so cool btw
Amy Schumer watching this be like “write that down write that down”
Noice.
That's some lateral thinking right there.
I dont think evenshe would wanna still this....
@@brianjohnson1601 I think she would steal still it and do stand up that she steels in the mean thyme.
@@noodledickmcginty4931 idk if you said thyme to be funny but after watching this video I found it hilarious
@@DylonsBBGorl noice
There was this guy, who actually asks for consent, funniest shit I've ever seen today.
“ive never been more scared yet aroused in my life!”
and i’ve never been less entertained in my life.
the poop man has a better sense of humour than this guy.
@@kalimbeans hard oof
-punchline-
How is this funny ? , I didn’t laugh once
Comedy is subjective
@@frankiemendoza6526 sorry to disappoint, but no I'm gen z
I was thinking the same, this guy has done a master's in gender studies comedy.
@@annalisajohn Wow, you somehow managed to be less funny than him. Way to go.
@@DoubleADwarfand I wasn't even trying, imagine if I actually cared to make you laugh
not funny. didn’t laugh. not a single giggle. not a single haha. not even a hehe. not a sound. not at all funny. i did not even feel like laughing one bit. i didn’t let out even a chuckle. not a single bit of this was laugh-inducing to me.
Yet you cared enough to comment - he's growing on you! 😝
@@jongregory8554 whatever that's supposed to mean, good one. there's literally a SEA of comments directly and indirectly saying this wasn't funny :/
@@jongregory8554 also, a heads up, he's not growing on me 🕳️👨🦯
I agree to u
We were able to pick up the faintest puff of air, most likely a reflexive, primordial exhale or perhaps a small burp.
Then with a little "modern magic" - and a whole *lotta* AI 😉- we transformed your carbon footprint into 378 algorithmically distinct laugh patterns (or "laughterns" as you see on this comical mug)
We then poorly inserted your laughterns over the original "joke" sound file, and hastily published it without even a cursory quality check.
Enjoy.
man: gives example of consent and basic human decency
audience: laughing their asses off
I mean, if you've been in a relationship long enough you're not going to be so formal about consent, but the guy still wasn't funny.
Are you saying this is a normal human interaction?
Like wat the fuck? I agree while heartedly.
This is not normal human interaction at all. There are a lot of ways to get consent or not without being a fucking weirdo. I'd say with my wife and I, 90% of it is non verbal.
@@radhiadeedou8286 you talking to me?
Yikes. If there’s a whole crowd that enjoys these types of jokes comedy is in trouble.
It’s the most fake laugh-track on planet Earth, so no need to worry
Its a laugh track. Unreal
Which makes me believe he's actually asking consent of one of his porn DVDs
There's probably a group of people that would actually enjoy this...
@@Sir.Fithers fecalphiliacs need entertainment too i suppose.
This isn’t funny at all is there a laugh track? Cause this sucks
No cuz he’s in his house
@Joshua Hammond There's nothing wrong with it though. Cause is like a shorter because in this case.
@Joshua Hammond you are the kind of person, laughing in the background. And now you are pissed BECAUSE we don't think it's funny.
Just kidding, don't take it personal, I don't know you.
@Joshua Hammond I'm so sorry mate.
Fr...like we get it you have consent not funny it’s just something people use
“Sex”
Audience: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
This was horrible, the guy has yet to even tell a joke, wtf.
"I have kinky sex" was never funny, and this isn't even kinky to begin with
The joke is in the mix.
Exactly my thought
His sex life is the joke
The joke is he said he had a gf
This isn’t funny at all, and the fake laugh track is super cringe and unprofessional
Im not high and yea im 25 and this joke was awesome i laughed so much 😀 OMG this guy is brilliant😀
@@Adam_smile did you have a gun to your head when commenting this?
@@J3553H Why should I? Why u r all so angry on him ?.. I like this style of jokes
@Joshua Hammond
In modern slang it’s a noun. How are the ladies treatin you lately
@@Adam_smile
Blink twice if you need help
Jesus christ that was awful. Not even remotely funny or clever.
Seems like a parody comic you would see on TV where people just laugh at the stand up comedian character
its ok dude people have different humor
Jeez how didn't u find this funny
@@ady024 he just has a different humor
We get it, you have no sense of humor
this guy: says anything
the audience: **wheeze**
ikr? so uncivilized
General Kenobi! A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
I'm pretty sure this is just one guy, a camera, and a laugh track.
On god !!!!
Plus no friends for feedback.
“we had this game where we asked for formal consent”
bro that’s a game to you?????? see why it’s your EX girlfriend skdkkdkckd
EDIT: replying to everyone on this is worlds more entertaining than the actual video
I think the game is supposed to be asking for consent TOO formally where it's funny. It sounds like one of those irl running jokes that don't make you laugh or even chuckle, but you keep doing it anyway because it's sorta amusing. Like gay talk! (I can say that)
This guy isnt even funny lol
FORMAL consent was the game. not consent in general but FORMAL consent
@@TurtleBug8643 even if that was what he meant the way he phrased it just sounded icky and puts a very bad taste in my mouth y’know?
@@ash2363 Yeah, I get that
When you're a comedian and you are being compared to Amy Schumer in your own comment section you know you've failed horribly at comedy.
Did somebody put a laugh track over this? Because this is abysmal...
He’s why sexual consent “Exist”
I don't think it was a joke for his girlfriend
no it always existed wtf
In sorry what?
@@playdoh658 yeah no shit, but more like the reason it needed to be written down, in the law book. Dumb ass 😟
The whole point of this being funny is that explicit consent is not necessary. It's weird and unnatural when people behave like this.
Am I literally the only one who laughed even a *little*?
Micah Morrissey no I loved it
It made me smile, but I also agree he needs serious practice. It's the start of a joke, but it's not fully flushed out.
I swear to god the comments are funnier than his standup.
The bald spot in his hair was my favorite joke
Him: explains basic consent
Audience: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Me: it was pretty good
Everyone: it’s horrible
Me: it horrible
Same
Same
I thought he was pretty cool, but apparently he's shit I guess
Just because lots of people say it’s bad doesn’t mean you have to agree with them
It wasn't funny though lol. No one thought so. If you did, please explain where the joke was.
Drinks in the middle of a sentence, smacks his lips because, just because... and was not funny
He’s acting like you’re not supposed to ask your partner for consent every time??? What the hell????
Its 2020. Men are children.
@@HeiligerGrimmnir I hate to break it to you it is no longer 2020 and it is time for them to grow up now
@john doe I don’t know about your relationship but I’ve been in mine for a year and a half and we always always ask and get consistent affirmations that we are both comfortable the entire time
@john , time for us to get over the fact that there's a toxic view on "manliness". A man can be "manly", really self aware and self conscious but still asking for consent. A man may cry whenever the fuck he wants f.ex. because, if your standard for masculinity is equal to being strong, its way stronger to show emotion than to hide it... we should rethink our standards in so many ways ... consent is not a weakness, emotion is not, wearing pink is not ... and even showing weakness is not a weakness 😅
@john doe good thing I’m a lesbian then lmao! learn to verbalize what you want and take other people into consideration. It’s work but seriously it’s best to ask and make sure even if it doesn’t come naturally and feels awkward at first.
The reason you only see him is because the audience doesn’t exist 😱
this is on the level of ‘what’s the deal with airline food?’
Not at all.. Airline food jokes are not cringey like that. And some of them are funny.
Almost as bad as Dad's Google History
This is tough to watch, completely fake and unfunny. Quick tip, never use a laugh track. It's embarassing.
He: haha consent wtf is that letz joke bouy it
Every single decent human being in this comentary section: *are you ok?*
How is that at all what he was joking about?
Ok, like I get your point, but he's not making a joke about consent, he's making a joke about the way they asked for consent.
saying “no matter how long we’ve been together” is so wrong... no matter how long youve been together consent is just as important as it always is.
this guy has done a master's in gender studies comedy.
Yeah seriously this is stupid
Word
Are you legit trying to make a guy who respects consent seem bad???
@@salissa7792 are you trying to make something so ridiculous, look like something respectable?
@Robert Thor Talking about consent shouldn't be considered a psa. It's a normal fucking thing.
IS EVERYONE ALRIGHT?
*NO YOU ARE ALL LEFT* vibes.
I remember this. That day I was disappointed 😔🤣
Which you probably she has confused with so many other things. The term left, is mixed with the term liberal. Which have absolutely 100% nothing to do with each other in fact they counter dick teach other. That's the best autocorrect yet so I'm going to leave it. I meant to say they contradict each other. But I like the autocorrect so I'm not going to fix it ECU remember to ask for help Anyway bringing politics into this shows that you have nothing else to talk about. So you're not funny either. And I'm not claiming to be. Though I am. Hahaha just not here. The autocorrect was beautiful damn left autocorrect! If it was a right autocorrect it would have said something better.
@@gomezaddams6470 are you ok?🥺 I'm scared you just had a stroke, like actually
@@anniet494 the phone had a stroke so you are close. Seriously the phone had a stroke a wire burst and sent heat thing up to the brain. It changes words just like somebody with a stroke. So you made a mean joke but it's kind of close. And as far as my health I wouldn't be surprised if I do. Metastatic cancer that can't be treated because I'm allergic to any of it. And if you remove the parts that have the tumors then I have to take Replacements and I'm allergic to those and I don't mean like sneeze I mean like seizure and died so you're not that far off. Happy holidays
The moral of this story: consent is a joke.
Hol up
That's not the point, but okay
@@kevlingcustomtitantrons9375 I was being sarcastic lol
The joke was when he drank the water at the beginning, you may have missed it.
i think it's cute that he and his ex turned "asking for consent" into a fun little game. and if it makes you remember to do it, all the better!
Yes 🥰
Has anyone in the past 30 years said “I’m gonna rock your world?”
This was so Not funny, why is the audience even laughing?
I don't have words for this.
Don't think there's an actual audience.
@Ben D OMG Get real Ben D!! They are absolutely a real audience! They're just at a different show
@@mathhomework4209 😂
Laugh track... Sounds like fucking laughs from Seinfeld 🤦🏾♂️
She asked if he was ready for it
And then he was pegged for the first time
...but by no means the last time.
It’s the only thing that makes sense... Why else would he be terrified? Unless it was like one of those Jerry Springer situations, where he’s had oral sex with the ex and comes to find out she has a penis or something.
If you laughed at this I envy you.
Sorry
I don't deserve the envy I just have a bad sense of humor
Im sorry
Don’t, I laugh at literally everything
Why would you envy being a NPC?
Plot twist: he’s just reminding everyone that consent is important
That’s what I thought it was at the start and then it just got worse as he kept going
Plot twist no one gives a fuck if its as lame as this shit
Nah he’s definitely trying to say it’s cringy and kills the mood. Which is not a good message to send.
Why is this funny? Like shit good for him for being respectful and having common sense
He's a stand up comedy. He's the one who making fun of "consent"!!
@@Korea592 He literally said 'formal consent'. It's not fun or spontaneous when you have to ask for consent PROPERLY when body languages could be enough. What a sad relationship.
Really?
um- consent is always requires because dating isn’t consent?
You can be dating..... even married and if you don’t want to have sex then that is a NO, regardless of how many times you have had it with that person.
@@TheWildheartmuse very true!! Remember kids, it is still considered rape even if it's your spouse/partner.
Note the “ex” in ex girlfriend, gentlemen.
When is he telling himself he's gay.
Well being gay is a sexuality not a personality. So no matter how homophobic you act we can all tell you have a loose bussy. When your ready 🤴
@@Awesomeficationify wtf are you talking about homophobic. Lighten up and watch some more of the soyboy shite comedy.
@@roguereaper-bb9uz don't act ignorant. He was talking about sex with a woman. Pretty sure thats not gay activity, so why did you call him gay? I wonder...
@Hey, Listen! a lot of this dudes act super soft and gay now adays is annoying
@@Awesomeficationify what did he say that implied he was talking about a woman? The guy thinks he’s gay because of the way the gay looks and acts, stop trying to label people
Glad to know I'm not the only one with a straight face.
Jesus that was the dryest, blandest most unfunny thing Iv ever seen.
Is this a fake audience? because none of that was funny
We get it, you have no sense of humor
People shouldn’t be laughing at this guy saying they formally asked for consent, and he shouldn’t be using it as a joke
It's the formal part not the consent part, like-
"Consent, relati-"
Audience: *HHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA*
The men that say women aren’t funny think this is funny
You are drunk, even a rock is funny
No we don’t think this is funny either
Well the 213 thousand people who liked this video would disagree
No way this audience is real. 100% just him talking to himself and inserting laugh tracks. That audience laughed like they were at a chris rock show. That bit deserved a giggle at most
The drinks of water in the middle of sentences is CRINGE
“As per U.S statute, and of that of the several states, all participants in any sexual act must give due consent before and during such sexual acts and all other participants must act according to such consent.”
Audience: *Seinfeld noises.*
I laughed at this joke which was not the same as I did for the clip. It was painful. Even if it’s formal consent it’s just human decency and the fact that we’ve worked so hard to normalize it and that he’s trying to make it sound outlandish is just-
I'm like 99% sure this dude is performing to a wall and has a laugh track going. If so, this is insanely cringeworthy.
He says “first time” as if this has happened more times
Maybe the joke is how he's not actually funny.
I'm pretty sure he recorded this in his grandmother's basement and added a laugh track