When You Wake Up Asian - Jimmy O. Yang

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024

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  • @JetZV
    @JetZV 3 года назад +5255

    2:22 "You just insulted my entire race of people... but thank you." The potential applications of this quote are nearly infinite.

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 3 года назад +193

      It's a meme now. But it's not "Thank you", it's "But yes." Magic of picture doctoring!

    • @danielxdvioletaxd
      @danielxdvioletaxd 3 года назад +32

      Haha...just when they say gacha is an horrible comunity :'D

    • @OnionMayo
      @OnionMayo 3 года назад +8

      @@TheDanishGuyReviews it's both iirc

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 3 года назад +14

      @@OnionMayo In that case, l've never seen a picture with the original "but thank you" version on it.

    • @OnionMayo
      @OnionMayo 3 года назад +8

      @@TheDanishGuyReviews I think that it is "But Yes" majority of the time but depending on the meme people will use "Thank You"

  • @patrickh619
    @patrickh619 4 года назад +17199

    "Doesn't matter how big the check is, $2 tip" LOL so true.

    • @gulitzt5865
      @gulitzt5865 4 года назад +277

      i hate to admit that i'm one of those... god damn i'm poor

    • @gRz3jnik
      @gRz3jnik 4 года назад +619

      Tipping isnt part of Chinese culture. Last time I wanted to leave a tip in a restaurant in China the waiting staff made me take the tip money back.

    • @thean3480
      @thean3480 4 года назад +129

      BOBO Reporter most asian dont tip

    • @giovannicruz2317
      @giovannicruz2317 4 года назад +10

      Mr Ha

    • @yangyang905
      @yangyang905 4 года назад +282

      @@thean3480 ...We have 15 to 20% service charge automaticlly in our Asian Countries so we don't have to be bothered by this tip crab...You guys should have it too, who needs a fucking calculator for the tips after a dinner?

  • @VinoSong
    @VinoSong 3 года назад +3453

    “This is a you, as a old man.”

    • @samarthtiwari5532
      @samarthtiwari5532 3 года назад +28

      "Eric, this is a your mom and a you are not my baby"

    • @salwynmathew8545
      @salwynmathew8545 3 года назад +19

      "I'm ugly and I'm dead, Alonnne"

    • @tylerwhite278
      @tylerwhite278 3 года назад +5

      @@salwynmathew8545 Not now, Jian-Yang

    • @salwynmathew8545
      @salwynmathew8545 3 года назад +3

      @@tylerwhite278 No he gave him that one.

    • @Shimeih
      @Shimeih 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @mallardofmodernia8092
    @mallardofmodernia8092 3 года назад +22671

    Imagine waking up.
    Respect to all my homies in a coma.

  • @antoniopedro3496
    @antoniopedro3496 4 года назад +11831

    "She act like she unlocked a new character in Street Fighter!"
    When he said that I expected him to demonstrate the climax like "HADOUKEN!!!"

    • @harp8621
      @harp8621 4 года назад +262

      Dated an Asian chick once, when I asked her if I could do it, she said "Shor yu kan"

    • @dronsiege2461
      @dronsiege2461 4 года назад +35

      @@harp8621 hahaaha

    • @NbaLive4ever
      @NbaLive4ever 4 года назад +22

      I was waiting for him to say something too after that line xD

    • @chuck1804
      @chuck1804 4 года назад +12

      Missed opportunity.

    • @Brittow
      @Brittow 3 года назад +10

      Thats why youre not the comedian

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +6474

    "A Chinese tip, it doesn't matter how big your bill is, you tip two dollars"
    I guess I'm well educated in the ways of the Chinese then

    • @jaspercunningham9607
      @jaspercunningham9607 3 года назад +81

      Do you do anything but watch youtube videos and comment on them- how are you EVERYWHERE

    • @BuzzSahas
      @BuzzSahas 3 года назад +21

      Bro, please go away from me ;_;

    • @chunchunmaru1337
      @chunchunmaru1337 3 года назад +15

      Oh ofcourse u are here too

    • @user-ew7nv3rq2z
      @user-ew7nv3rq2z 3 года назад +17

      This is getting out of hand

    • @norandomness
      @norandomness 3 года назад +7

      And this right there is representing the whites
      The nationalist socialist variation

  • @lookatlifestudios
    @lookatlifestudios 4 года назад +28381

    This guy is so underrated

    • @nobunaga5697
      @nobunaga5697 4 года назад +507

      I don’t think he’s underrated he’s fairly popular.
      But he’s super funny honestly amazing

    • @LazyDaisy2004
      @LazyDaisy2004 4 года назад +173

      Yea, and for no reason, he's hilarious, he DESERVES more representation

    • @RED-ds2mx
      @RED-ds2mx 4 года назад +19

      Franco Escamilla is underrated

    • @mediocritycentral
      @mediocritycentral 4 года назад +45

      true. Ronny Chieng for example is overrated. His jokes are mediocre and he always pronounces his words like a baby 😂 but he smart tho.. I've enjoyed his jokes where he discusses Statistics 😂
      this is from an Asian.

    • @Kalen-Brenes
      @Kalen-Brenes 4 года назад +15

      He should have more specials and be in more shows

  • @lucrezia1036
    @lucrezia1036 3 года назад +18030

    “What do you want? A fortune coockie?” “It felt like she unlocked a new character” ANAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH OMG😂😂😂

  • @shototodoroki4636
    @shototodoroki4636 3 года назад +2047

    "You just insulted my entire race of people..."so this is where it came from😂😂

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 года назад +10

      But yes

    • @HenryNWhite-zp5zp
      @HenryNWhite-zp5zp 3 года назад +4

      Just saw for the first time and thought funny so looked where its from

    • @ijnet9247
      @ijnet9247 2 года назад +1

      @@aarohansharma4551 But thank you!

  • @Bobby56288
    @Bobby56288 3 года назад +3495

    Jimmy looks like the Asian logic

  • @eatdrinkbe1323
    @eatdrinkbe1323 4 года назад +6656

    I thought a Chinese "tip" was the advice in a fortune cookie.

    • @udcaps
      @udcaps 4 года назад +20

      fiddy sent

    • @nacenacenace
      @nacenacenace 4 года назад +9

      @@udcaps my thoughts on fiddee sent

    • @delusionalmilkshake
      @delusionalmilkshake 4 года назад +43

      I know it is a joke, but just like to point out that fortune cookies are not chinese

    • @delusionalmilkshake
      @delusionalmilkshake 4 года назад +13

      @@uravity6422 by Japanese immigrant

    • @kolpik3708
      @kolpik3708 4 года назад +6

      I just assumed it was a set-up for a d*ck joke. d:

  • @quirkyeggmuffin
    @quirkyeggmuffin 3 года назад +2845

    As an asian. This made me smile so much that my eyes became even more small and slanted

  • @iGotIceInMyRice420
    @iGotIceInMyRice420 4 года назад +10418

    Big Floppa

    • @nazarjuna
      @nazarjuna 4 года назад +160

      Insulted

    • @Michael-dj6pd
      @Michael-dj6pd 3 года назад +102

      Did you use Mineral wool or wood chips?

    • @kennylee6499
      @kennylee6499 3 года назад +62

      @@Michael-dj6pd either way it’s flammable

    • @UrBaNMCPaladinZ
      @UrBaNMCPaladinZ 3 года назад +25

      People are quite conductive indeed, needs some silicone housing.

    • @kevinsecundino1814
      @kevinsecundino1814 3 года назад +6

      A compliment is a compliment lmao

  • @aryandarsan1974
    @aryandarsan1974 4 года назад +3677

    The title makes it seem that you just switched ethnicity overnight.

    • @tobi-6436
      @tobi-6436 4 года назад +54

      Thats exactly what the joke is about, people acting as if it was his choice to be asian...

    • @the.n.1
      @the.n.1 3 года назад +3

      isnt asian a race

    • @666-f8r
      @666-f8r 3 года назад

      1k likes

    • @the.n.1
      @the.n.1 3 года назад +2

      @A Fan asian is a race

    • @the.n.1
      @the.n.1 3 года назад +1

      @A Fan it is

  • @BallisticAero
    @BallisticAero 3 года назад +766

    This level of humor is rare in this day and age, yet very appreciated.
    "You want a fortune cookie?" lmfao
    "why do you feel the need to say that?" Sooooooooo accurate

    • @mannaporanna2678
      @mannaporanna2678 2 года назад +4

      No, this level of humour at this age is only rare in English speaking contries :)

  • @meaganwoolstrum2897
    @meaganwoolstrum2897 4 года назад +2157

    “You get TWO fortune cookie tonight!”

    • @knusperflocke663
      @knusperflocke663 4 года назад +20

      I legit laughed out loud at this, like the set up was so fucking good, that guy is seriously underrated

    • @dudeimgeorge
      @dudeimgeorge 4 года назад +1

      how do you find that funny??? simple minded donkey

    • @vmprie
      @vmprie 4 года назад +24

      dudeimgeorge how do you not find that funny?? simple minded donkey

    • @ennywg629
      @ennywg629 4 года назад +8

      @@vmprie that's a good one

    • @m4ttebl4ck
      @m4ttebl4ck 3 года назад +1

      I was scrolling through the comments and this came up right when he said the line.

  • @pillowzzzbox3466
    @pillowzzzbox3466 4 года назад +1477

    "unlocked a new character from street fighter" LOLOL!! HAA!😂😂😂

  • @vrindaabrol9383
    @vrindaabrol9383 3 года назад +352

    "You Just Insulted My Whole Race of People But _Thank You_ "😂💀

  • @YourBestieTalexa
    @YourBestieTalexa 4 года назад +8386

    My fiance is Japanese so that last joke really hit home. He told me that since I'm a black woman, he felt so much pressure when we first slept together to compete with other men and to represent Asian men LOL 😂 he didn't realize that his performance was so extraordinary that I was thinking, I'm a marry this one oh my gaaaaaawd it was so good lmaooooo

    • @bel8077
      @bel8077 4 года назад +564

      he's lucky to have you!!

    • @xNumbertwox
      @xNumbertwox 4 года назад +374

      Yea, I'm going to use the exact same line when it happens. But I'm going to add something extra. For every Asian man one thrust. Lol

    • @sobaldman8375
      @sobaldman8375 4 года назад +177

      you both are lucky

    • @alissandra333
      @alissandra333 4 года назад +103

      Hell yeah girl, keep that one!

    • @sarahhughes1302
      @sarahhughes1302 4 года назад +394

      @@nicolausteslaus Excuse you, their kids would be freaking beautiful (if they chose to have them)! I hope you never have kids with anyone though, it'd suck for them to grow up always being ashamed of you

  • @julius7507
    @julius7507 4 года назад +6923

    ”Jimmy I’m just glad the stereotype is not true” Dude she ain’t talking about Asians she is talking about comedians

    • @chadmcqueen2456
      @chadmcqueen2456 4 года назад +90

      @@rize-ikuza It's not "Its" it's "It's", lmaoaoaoaoao

    • @chadmcqueen2456
      @chadmcqueen2456 4 года назад +81

      @@rize-ikuza Nice try, but again you have failed to use apostrophes where they are required. You have therefore lost all credibility. Unless of course you simply made a typo like the person you decided to attack in the first instance.Try not to be nice, that's my advice to you.

    • @TataPepega
      @TataPepega 4 года назад +28

      @@chadmcqueen2456 maybe he was typing on a computer and didn't feel like adding those apostrophes and didn't have the autocorrect on your phone that fixes all *your* mistakes lol

    • @chadmcqueen2456
      @chadmcqueen2456 4 года назад +52

      @@TataPepega maybe I like boobs

    • @Twizzyrich.amp1
      @Twizzyrich.amp1 4 года назад +8

      Chad McQueen same

  • @kerynl.sanchez9891
    @kerynl.sanchez9891 3 года назад +1233

    The pressure is real for everyone who is in a minority, we are supposed to “represent”. I refuse to represent any race in particular, I just want to be a person 🙄.

    • @MakeThatChange
      @MakeThatChange 3 года назад +47

      Represent yourself 😎

    • @boredchicken5755
      @boredchicken5755 3 года назад +10

      I represent my 🐣 race

    • @pseudo_ra
      @pseudo_ra 3 года назад +16

      👌 silly humans don’t understand oneness and always want to identify the whole of themselves with physical appearance.

    • @Garry_Combine
      @Garry_Combine 3 года назад +14

      @@MakeThatChange Good, Individualism rules! Let's be ourselves

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 3 года назад +11

      Fr like Gabriel Iglesias said, "I'm just a comic who so happens to be Latino"

  • @Nathan-jh9fj
    @Nathan-jh9fj 3 года назад +4318

    Ok jimmy, we’re gonna go to a restaurant be a good Asian

    • @user-hy5jy7sf9j
      @user-hy5jy7sf9j 3 года назад +28

      Why do we chinese ppl (at least my family) always have to go to the same chinese restaurant every time i ugh

    • @zane9964
      @zane9964 3 года назад +18

      @@user-hy5jy7sf9j 😂😂why? If your family were from China your food is already Chinese food 😂

    • @user-hy5jy7sf9j
      @user-hy5jy7sf9j 3 года назад +10

      Z Xu yeah i know but the chinese food we cook at home is different and better yk

    • @xxcringeycookiezxx3441
      @xxcringeycookiezxx3441 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @gojenson
      @gojenson 3 года назад +3

      @@user-hy5jy7sf9j wouldn’t you just call it a restaurant?

  • @amirulashraf3840
    @amirulashraf3840 4 года назад +3768

    What do you want, a fortune cookie??? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @amitanshphogat2952
      @amitanshphogat2952 4 года назад +24

      I'm your first like and know that you're gonna have more than 1k.

    • @chuweihe6023
      @chuweihe6023 4 года назад +16

      @@amitanshphogat2952 and what do you want? Two?

    • @amitanshphogat2952
      @amitanshphogat2952 4 года назад +10

      @@chuweihe6023 yeah sure😂

    • @genli2815
      @genli2815 4 года назад +7

      hmm now i want TWO fortune cookies

    • @KingTylex
      @KingTylex 4 года назад +4

      ROGUE 6000
      *Granted*

  • @zohaibbashir8394
    @zohaibbashir8394 3 года назад +687

    “ You disrespected my entire race but thank you” makes me crack every time

  • @roy04
    @roy04 4 года назад +10471

    You guys leave tips?

    • @gaian639
      @gaian639 4 года назад +56

      Lol

    • @sythlywhyte
      @sythlywhyte 4 года назад +94

      Never seen anyone do that irl.

    • @diljot6482
      @diljot6482 4 года назад +180

      Always did. Did it when I was in Asia. Still do it after moving to North America. Learned from my dad. He always tipped waiters. Not 15%or 20% though, he tipped depending on how good the service was.

    • @PietroBranca
      @PietroBranca 4 года назад +56

      Is your dad Italian? We tip just like he does in Italy. We don't like mandatory tip

    • @diljot6482
      @diljot6482 4 года назад +28

      @@PietroBranca Dude, you'll be scared to know how much of tradition and values of my community is so strikingly similar to Italian culture. It's like these are my people minus the food, language and the fact that they are white.

  • @chrisp7110
    @chrisp7110 4 года назад +4047

    Joe Rogan interviewed him too and he thought he was legit funny. I think this guy is really funny and way underrated

    • @TheGeechman
      @TheGeechman 4 года назад

      Legitimately*

    • @horaciogonzalez4070
      @horaciogonzalez4070 4 года назад +1

      He’s a character lol

    • @nathanwilliams3877
      @nathanwilliams3877 4 года назад +4

      @Jacques Shellacques imagine being that deluded. Yikes! I hope you turn your life around there pal

    • @Freya1412
      @Freya1412 4 года назад +2

      @Jacques Shellacques well you're definitely not compensating for something. Why would anyone crack open a book in this day and age grandpa? i know technology is a bit advanced for old people.

    • @Freya1412
      @Freya1412 4 года назад +2

      @Jacques Shellacques oh you poor thing you are a miserable old fart.😢
      I also didn't capitalise the " i " on purpose. Someone's gotta keep grandpa sharp.😆

  • @junowong5006
    @junowong5006 3 года назад +356

    Chinese tip is “唔使找啦” “no change, thanks” with a awkward smile at the dirty coins

    • @JunYee89
      @JunYee89 3 года назад +3

      Heard that all the time when the bill came.

    • @efloraeff
      @efloraeff 3 года назад +6

      Doesn’t work paying with WeChat

    • @michaelknight8797
      @michaelknight8797 3 года назад +1

      u misunderstood...he is talking about giving tips...not change money... duh!

    • @jacobwan1192
      @jacobwan1192 3 года назад +2

      it doesnt work anymore since alipay and wechatpay came out, and i dont think tipping is a good thing to do

    • @evanpotter9277
      @evanpotter9277 3 года назад +3

      @@michaelknight8797 he is right tho, as an Asian, we don't tip, so the most similar thing to tip is the change we don't want :)

  • @EricTanGH0ST
    @EricTanGH0ST 3 года назад +5283

    South East Asians : You want a tip ? Here's a tip study harder and get a better paying job. Because that's what my parents always tell me and no one will pity you.

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 года назад +86

      Fun fact: Waiting tables often is a better paying job because of the tips

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 года назад +48

      @Giovanni Martinez Spoken like someone who's never waited tables. Even low end servers often make $20+ an hour because of the tips, it turns into great money if you move up to fine dining (think 70K or more a year). You really think restaurants like Applebee's, Chili's, or Friday's are gonna pay employees $20 an hour? Most servers who move to a "real" job have to take a pay cut when switching over.
      Also, if you're truly entry level, you usually don't wait tables right off the bat, you host, bus tables, or wash dishes.

    • @arthur-ux4rx
      @arthur-ux4rx 3 года назад +89

      my asian mom literally said that to a waiter once- I sat there feeling SO AWKWARD LMAOO

    • @jakelee7083
      @jakelee7083 3 года назад +18

      @@rgderen88 The difference is that you top waiting very quickly and the pay rate is inconsistent.
      Like he said, some people really do just leave 2 bucks. A lot of people actually.

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 года назад +8

      @@jakelee7083 Not sure what you mean by top, but I'm guessing you're talking about topping out your income? Definitely happened to me.
      As for inconsistency, the good nights balance out the bad. $2 I can only respond with git gud or move out of the rural areas, $2 being "common" does not match what I saw (although it was the reason my sister would come back to Texas during summer vacation from college, she'd make more in the summer here than she did all year in Bama).

  • @gator_productions
    @gator_productions 4 года назад +1219

    This guy looks like a scientist in the space force

  • @ehlohimwhil5762
    @ehlohimwhil5762 3 года назад +88

    The way he throws his accent into words like "choice" and "never come back" is whats makes his delivery hilarious

  • @good_abdool
    @good_abdool 4 года назад +1271

    You should represent Nigerians.😂 We'd love that.

  • @quickchris7924
    @quickchris7924 4 года назад +2090

    *Achievement unlocked*
    You won a Mexican fan, I’ll be representing all of your Mexican fans!! (All Latinos Assemble) 💙

    • @natrod8628
      @natrod8628 3 года назад +48

      another mexican fan to represent the mexican fans here ! Lmao

    • @cesaraul04
      @cesaraul04 3 года назад +34

      Here another mexican fan, talking in english to another mexican (claiming to represent all of us) while praising an Asian representing Asians in english... In the US...
      Mr. Worldwide xD

    • @samj.schofield9506
      @samj.schofield9506 3 года назад +6

      No eres el único jajaja

    • @jimenao.g.8601
      @jimenao.g.8601 3 года назад +6

      And another Mexican fan to join this represention

    • @samj.schofield9506
      @samj.schofield9506 3 года назад +13

      We're all mexicans here... why aren't we speaking spanish? Lol

  • @hugshaman
    @hugshaman 3 года назад +167

    "Unlocked a new fighter in Street Fighter" I'm dead. This killed me.

  • @vikesh.m1538
    @vikesh.m1538 4 года назад +7740

    You just managed to insult my
    entire race and people!!!......
    >>But s'ank you

    • @VALTECHSTUDIO
      @VALTECHSTUDIO 4 года назад +22

      I swr

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 4 года назад +45

      Ngl man I heard a distinct th sound in there

    • @nunbinbanbu
      @nunbinbanbu 4 года назад +44

      That s'ank you was so cute

    • @vikesh.m1538
      @vikesh.m1538 4 года назад +21

      Sergio Martinez THASSS TRUEE YESS🤣🤣 its more like “th‘sank yuu” 👌😂

    • @vikesh.m1538
      @vikesh.m1538 4 года назад +6

      Lil Meow Meow Th’sank u b’eryy m’ach XD 🙏🤣

  • @samhaokip9126
    @samhaokip9126 4 года назад +706

    This is comedy gold. You funny Jimmy.

    • @osamazaidsalimtawfek5416
      @osamazaidsalimtawfek5416 3 года назад

      500 likes
      A heart from the creator
      And I’m the first reply?

    • @krishpatel9139
      @krishpatel9139 3 года назад +2

      @@osamazaidsalimtawfek5416 that’s what I was thinking. It’s crazy

  • @ethanturrano5599
    @ethanturrano5599 3 года назад +82

    “What do you want a fortune cookie?” WEEEEEEEAK

  • @kanagarajp4494
    @kanagarajp4494 4 года назад +1177

    Yep representation matters......... Proud to be an asian😁😁😁
    Wow!!! 1k likes😱... Didn't expect it..... Keep rocking asians😎😎😎

    • @addie6440
      @addie6440 4 года назад +1

      same here

    • @kanagarajp4494
      @kanagarajp4494 4 года назад +1

      Spr

    • @addie6440
      @addie6440 4 года назад +1

      @@kanagarajp4494 huh?

    • @kanagarajp4494
      @kanagarajp4494 4 года назад +2

      @@addie6440 super..... Cuz I have company

    • @thotticussupremus4772
      @thotticussupremus4772 4 года назад +12

      Are u Indian? Feels bad because most of the time we Indians ain’t even considered Asian lol.

  • @lucasyap3321
    @lucasyap3321 4 года назад +1140

    chris chong

    • @maitrik_6738
      @maitrik_6738 3 года назад +1

      We are a fa

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад +2

      ;m; I can’t do the Asian squat

    • @depingchen330
      @depingchen330 3 года назад +15

      @@parkchimmin7913
      Dishonour! Dishonour on your family, dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow!

    • @theresamushroomonmyshirt7783
      @theresamushroomonmyshirt7783 3 года назад +8

      @@parkchimmin7913 Shame. *Loads bamboo stick*

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад +1

      @@theresamushroomonmyshirt7783 NO PLEASE

  • @beeslaughter7674
    @beeslaughter7674 3 года назад +45

    What great stage presence! Comedic timing is excellent, and the topic of all these stereotypes being smashed is on point. I wish I could see him live.

  • @akire628
    @akire628 3 года назад +161

    "You get TWO fortune cookies!" 🥠🥠😂

  • @jenniferflores7270
    @jenniferflores7270 4 года назад +221

    Facts: “ So much pressure to represent.”

  • @VinoSong
    @VinoSong 3 года назад +103

    “Which one is for burning?”

  • @MephistoJoe
    @MephistoJoe 4 года назад +97

    I was just talking about how I never felt SO REPRESENTED until your character in Space Force explained the difference between FMA and FMA Brotherhood THE EXACT SAME WAY I DO. I was like yes, we are the same.

    • @grilllord5251
      @grilllord5251 4 года назад +5

      What episode is that that sounds hilarious

  • @BennettX
    @BennettX 4 года назад +202

    My favorite is...
    What you want.... a fortune cookie?
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariennedelizo2300
    @mariennedelizo2300 3 года назад +57

    Sometimes in the morning and you hear your mother yelling at you, you know you woke up Asian. Like “whoa dude, why u so stressed?” “Sorry I woke up Asian”

    • @Min-Taro
      @Min-Taro 3 года назад +5

      I woke up Asian too but Im never ashame of the fact that im not good at math (which is also a stereotype) bc I wasnt born and raised in China so my parents and relatives never have really high expectations for me and I dont feel the pressure chinese peers get.

  • @annawang4935
    @annawang4935 4 года назад +332

    Jimmy is our Chinese dad

  • @Ten13Grl
    @Ten13Grl 3 года назад +40

    I embraced Asian stereotypes and used them against the offenders when I was in school.
    My senior year of high school, math was one of 2.5 credits I needed to graduate. All I had to do was pass. I took Pre-Calculas, since it was the easiest math class available. I was in class with a bunch of jocks who always tried to cheat off of me (I'm of Korean descent).
    The teacher once took me aside and asked why I would let them do that, since he knew I wasn't the kind of person to cheat.
    I told him, "You've seen my grades in this class. If they want to disqualify themselves from playing, that's on them."
    He allowed me to let them cheat from then on, haha!

    • @stefum2709
      @stefum2709 2 года назад +1

      Hahahahah nice one 😆

  • @bluescarf4026
    @bluescarf4026 3 года назад +112

    “You insulted my entire race, but thank you.”-Jimmy O. Yang

  • @rohitpandey1482
    @rohitpandey1482 4 года назад +179

    The fortune cookie joke gets me everytime

  • @zday4354
    @zday4354 4 года назад +97

    Jimmy O. Yang is, nowadays, one of the best stand-up comedians. I appreciate the way he develops his jokes. Especially, the moment he starts his reasoning about the girl's, incorrect, assumption. He made it clear that this assumption is more or less a reasoning out of absurdity. This occurance makes it funny. As it is logical to think that intercourse is not influenced by race.
    More please!

  • @funnytube862
    @funnytube862 3 года назад +23

    “What do you want, a fortune cookie?”😂

  • @ujeshmaurya3401
    @ujeshmaurya3401 4 года назад +363

    Erlich - We don't burn trash in this country.
    Jian Yang- What about Garbage??

    • @menacetosociety2033
      @menacetosociety2033 4 года назад +9

      Wha bou garbage

    • @lineaalba4035
      @lineaalba4035 4 года назад +6

      @Uhesh Maurya The character of Jian Yang made that show, at least for me

    • @jacksonventre9585
      @jacksonventre9585 4 года назад

      The entire house smells like a bait station

    • @NeoStoicism
      @NeoStoicism 4 года назад +3

      erlich never saw how country folk live in america. we definitely burn trash 😅

    • @randomuserrandom8613
      @randomuserrandom8613 3 года назад

      I fucking hate jian yang

  • @lilkiwi_7977
    @lilkiwi_7977 4 года назад +267

    1:49 “what do you want, a fortune cookie?” OH MY GOD LMAOOO this guy is so underrated

    • @fedibbm4602
      @fedibbm4602 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hntaisnpai8208
    @hntaisnpai8208 3 года назад +11

    "You get 2 fortune cookies tonight miss" had me dyingggg

  • @poppyseed5056
    @poppyseed5056 4 года назад +40

    lmfaooo the chinese tip was too real and im korean.
    also "representation matters" was resounding in my head after watching this special & it inspired me to follow my dreams. thank u jimmy

  • @Danny_Aniss
    @Danny_Aniss 4 года назад +986

    Hey isn't that Richards son? Almost as funny as his dad

    • @jonathanyun4442
      @jonathanyun4442 4 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope his dad sees this

    • @teeekay31
      @teeekay31 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @davidcortez5614
      @davidcortez5614 4 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @Jxmmy07
      @Jxmmy07 4 года назад +6

      😂You saw the whole thing 🔥🔥

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc 3 года назад

      haha aware

  • @givybean6855
    @givybean6855 3 года назад +77

    Me being Australian and never had to tip in my life

    • @v3le
      @v3le 3 года назад +3

      invest in stocks

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 3 года назад +3

      Well when you go over seas..

    • @pascalrouen
      @pascalrouen 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, but how much are servers paid in Australia and is automatic gratuity added to the bill? In the United States, us servers make less than minimum wage by the hour, and nearly all of our income comes from tips.

    • @Amanda1234558
      @Amanda1234558 3 года назад +1

      @@pascalrouen Tipping is Illegal in Australia because waiters are paid minimum wage

    • @EmperorRahem
      @EmperorRahem 3 года назад

      @@Amanda1234558 I was in Sydney 5 years ago and I tipped at the hotel and when we ate out. Maybe it isn't common but "illegal
      " would be a huge stretch.

  • @texposeidon1256
    @texposeidon1256 3 года назад +1592

    Aside from his joke, Fortune cookies are an American invention “ which is why they’re hollow, full of lies and leave a bad taste in the mouth.” -The Mandarin. 😜

    • @halzan7467
      @halzan7467 3 года назад +19

      from ironman?

    • @texposeidon1256
      @texposeidon1256 3 года назад +6

      👍

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 года назад +31

      The White Mandarin, who was also hollow, full of lies, and left a bad taste in some peoples' mouths.
      (Not me though, I loved the switch up)

    • @Kyonidiot
      @Kyonidiot 3 года назад +2

      I deadass saw the waiteress grabbed a hand full of fortune cookies out of a card board box. Then I burst out laughing😂

    • @cheekibreekiivdamked8439
      @cheekibreekiivdamked8439 3 года назад +1

      WHICH ONE OF YOU IS VANESSA?!

  • @viiian
    @viiian 3 года назад +39

    his smile when everyone laughs is super cute~! you can see he's proud :)

  • @aoifedeborha2420
    @aoifedeborha2420 6 месяцев назад +1

    I just discovered this channel and I absolutely love it!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Jimmy’s the best, honestly

  • @kashansr9956
    @kashansr9956 4 года назад +170

    Everyone should have an average D
    Until proven guilty😂😂😂

  • @dnc411
    @dnc411 4 года назад +97

    His material is SO good, even aside from the Asian jokes...but his Asian jokes are so smart and fresh they're all killers! Jimmy O is legit funny. Not just a funny Asian comedian, but a for real killer on the standup as good as any comedian out there

  • @parkave2406
    @parkave2406 2 года назад +3

    You represent America. You’re a real one

  • @randint4926
    @randint4926 4 года назад +66

    When he said "you want a fortune cookie " almost died

  • @Neoh53
    @Neoh53 4 года назад +60

    "Only on prime video"
    Me : watching it on youtube

  • @Crochetaros
    @Crochetaros Год назад +2

    I love this guy! 😂

  • @lrvdo
    @lrvdo 4 года назад +255

    "you just insulted my whole race of people... but ZSHANK you"

  • @SeeliaVachon
    @SeeliaVachon 4 года назад +38

    😂🤣😂 We need more stand up Jimmy!

  • @sarahconlon2495
    @sarahconlon2495 3 года назад +14

    "What do you want a fortune cookie?"1:48 Just kills me every time

  • @paulcagna3758
    @paulcagna3758 4 года назад +11

    An underrated comedian. This is one of the best sets I've heard in awhile. Thanks for the special Jimmy!

  • @ast0r1a
    @ast0r1a 4 года назад +31

    Watching great Jimmy O. Yang content on RUclips for free....that’s a good deal

  • @marcellusdiocletian2487
    @marcellusdiocletian2487 3 года назад +8

    2:48 that needs to be in the Bible

  • @OReily08080
    @OReily08080 4 года назад +32

    “You’re the real mvp” hahaha

  • @Setsuna2000
    @Setsuna2000 4 года назад +32

    he is so freaking funny and intelligent. pretty underrated talented „chinese“ guy😉🙏🏾 sarcasm is awesome

  • @scarletsnow8865
    @scarletsnow8865 3 года назад +18

    He was like: "I think that was an insult but I'll take that as a compliment 😉"

  • @coltynyoung8633
    @coltynyoung8633 4 года назад +75

    “You get two fortune cookies for that” 😂😂😂

  • @nofapjourney569
    @nofapjourney569 4 года назад +22

    Jimmy, please represents us moreeeee 😂😂😂

  • @philmcevers3469
    @philmcevers3469 2 года назад +1

    I just love your material. I still think your the BEST😍😂

  • @mymyj.k2745
    @mymyj.k2745 4 года назад +13

    jimmy you have me witch cackling every time i watch your stand ups. you are too funny my good man! 😂

  • @pfoles2112
    @pfoles2112 4 года назад +40

    what, do you want a fortune cookie or something??
    *broooo* 😂

  • @randomasshumanbeing2078
    @randomasshumanbeing2078 3 года назад +152

    I Chinese tip all the time
    Not because I’m Chinese, but because I’m cheap

    • @loonyTlu
      @loonyTlu 3 года назад +2

      And you’re bragging about this? You’re stiffing someone who make 3 bucks an hour!

    • @randomasshumanbeing2078
      @randomasshumanbeing2078 3 года назад +5

      @@loonyTlu I’m not bragging, I’m just making a joke. Calm down

  • @seunoyebode
    @seunoyebode 4 года назад +116

    Why can’t you represent Nigerians 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 jk

    • @jairoherrera4040
      @jairoherrera4040 4 года назад

      There's a backlash for transracial people.

    • @illustryfe5354
      @illustryfe5354 4 года назад +3

      I mean, he could represent a character who's Chinese ethnically but Nigerian by nationality lol

    • @tobelieve627
      @tobelieve627 4 года назад

      An Pham you mean like Elon musk would represent African Americans? Lol

    • @illustryfe5354
      @illustryfe5354 4 года назад +1

      @@tobelieve627 What, no, there's a difference between race, ethnicity, and nationality. Elon Musk is neither African-American nor an African who is American, learn the differences.

    • @tobelieve627
      @tobelieve627 4 года назад +3

      An Pham he was born in South Africa, why wouldn’t that make him African American?

  • @AthenaGM
    @AthenaGM 4 года назад +33

    I find him, so adorable. Plus, he is always cooking stuff...that's attractive in a male😋

  • @saulgoodman8428
    @saulgoodman8428 3 года назад +10

    "what do you want a fortion cookie" was hilarious

  • @synthoelectro
    @synthoelectro 4 года назад +152

    Oh look, a comedian, and people laugh. So nice these days.

  • @astr0159
    @astr0159 4 года назад +38

    I just searched him up and I was today years old when I found out he is 33 YEARS OLD!

    • @applejacks2909
      @applejacks2909 4 года назад +4

      Damn he looks real young, like 23 young

    • @GermAntibody
      @GermAntibody 4 года назад +3

      @Alexa V. Morgan Nah he'll age like fine wine for a long time then he'll suddenly hit a wall and look 100 somewhere in his sixties

    • @ah5721
      @ah5721 3 года назад

      I guessed he was 30.. but I have baby face so yeah...

  • @hamzaknite4797
    @hamzaknite4797 2 года назад +2

    Thank You Representing Our Asian Style :)

  • @sayangsarina
    @sayangsarina 3 года назад +8

    YOU ARE SIMPLY THE BEST JIMMY! I am so stressed up with my assignments and i happened to see your clips. oh boy! u are good Jimmy. Im back to being happy and see hope in my assignments. Deadline is tonight before midnight! thanks Jimmy

  • @creed.613
    @creed.613 4 года назад +23

    I have the biggest crush on him I'm not even gonna lie 🤣 he's hilarious

  • @edsalinas9996
    @edsalinas9996 3 года назад +3

    "Its a so much pressure". I like it!

  • @RA-lh9uh
    @RA-lh9uh 3 года назад +5

    this guy is awesome. simple jokes but the way he says them its amazing

  • @XtremFaith
    @XtremFaith 3 года назад +4

    That was hilarious I'm off to watch every single video he's in on RUclips.😂

  • @itsJay999
    @itsJay999 3 года назад +5

    He didn't miss a single joke the whole set lmao I love binging his vids

  • @scyclone1138
    @scyclone1138 3 года назад +5

    1:40 is the best part no cap

  • @trcs3079
    @trcs3079 4 года назад +21

    Pepsi rolex, probably common projects shoes. Jimmy making MOVES.

  • @devinrogers7978
    @devinrogers7978 6 месяцев назад +1

    This guys so Asian and so American at the same time!! 😂😂 He’s great lol

  • @timeoftheend9516
    @timeoftheend9516 4 года назад +16

    I'm laughing on the floor right now ❗🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘

  • @aidanrhyu5255
    @aidanrhyu5255 4 года назад +11

    "what do you want? A FORTUNE COOKIE?"

    • @nhatnamnguyen9481
      @nhatnamnguyen9481 4 года назад

      may I ask what it means?

    • @미드뿌시기
      @미드뿌시기 4 года назад

      I guess after Chinese food and come out that cookie ?? If not pls let me know too

    • @user-ik7rt6rq5o
      @user-ik7rt6rq5o 4 года назад

      @@미드뿌시기 bro, i just want to let you know there is a technology named google 🤭

  • @zhenzhougaming3772
    @zhenzhougaming3772 3 года назад +4

    Hilarious. Thanks for making my day Jimmy O' Yang! 😂😂😂😂

  • @AnchorOfTime
    @AnchorOfTime 3 года назад +5

    "Go home and be a Famiry Man"
    Jimmy Yang, Street Fighter 2021