@@bbcisaids6727 No you can't because nobody actually cares, it's just ragebait pedlars like the Daily Mail pretending anything about race or gender is offending people. Nothing in this is punching down so nobody is upset. Simple.
@@jasonph2522Don’t worry. You see it a lot. People try to feign some superior nuanced appreciation of things by claiming things are underrated, as if it signals their more refined and sophisticated appreciation. It’s always done to the most well known, highly rated…I.e. ‘safe to make the claim’ stuff.
This is what BBC radio used to be like before the war, I've heard a bit of a Sexton Blake where the "cockney street urchin" sounds very blue-blooded XD
I've been watching repeats of Dempsey and Makepeace recently, and Colin McFarlane shows up in it quite often. Every time I see him, it immediately makes me say "check me one time, whitey!"
"Kingston...Richmond Upon Thames..." ☺ I once stopped there, to have a smoke, on a Thames path bike ride, from Reading, to Surrey Quays. A FOX came and sat right beside me.
@@danofthesouth that's the gag-he changed Jamaican slang to 'draughts' because it's a pub. Pimms probably ain't the drink of Kingston either, unless it's in Richmond-upon-Thames…
@@justmagicmostly and I know what rasclart means. Rarse is arse and clart is cloth. So it basically means toilet paper but yes it's an insult like bastard or dickhead. Bloodclot is the same, blood cloth. Sanitary towel.
@@andymerrett how did you come to that conclusion? You fuckwit. I explained that it means. Need me to do it again, slower? Rarse is your arse. Clart is a cloth. Bumba is your bum/arse. Clot is cloth. Rarseclart/bumbaklart means toilet paper. Blood clot is BLOOD CLOTH. Sanitary towel. You retard.
This was the pinnacle of "let's all laugh at ourselves, and each other " comedy. If this was made now, every person in that sketch would be forced to make a grovelling apology, and would likely never work in TV again.
@melonbobful "Wokeness" is largely an invention of the Tory Party and rightwing press, for idiots to get exercised over. Just like Brexit was an invention of millionaires who want to be billionaires and billionaires who want to be even richer
“Check me one time whitey” absolutely murders me 😂
What does he mean? M.
@@rovercoupe7104 "Hello"
Same
I can hear the pc brigade reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing
@@bbcisaids6727 No you can't because nobody actually cares, it's just ragebait pedlars like the Daily Mail pretending anything about race or gender is offending people. Nothing in this is punching down so nobody is upset. Simple.
Colin delivers more comedy here in 20 seconds than some guys do in their entire lifetime - still cracks me up after all this time
Colin MacFarlane, not Felix Dexter.
Me too! It has been in my head for 25 years!
Pimms all round.
When I saw him in The Dark Knight, I immediately thought 'check me one time Whitey'
Lol! Same here! 😄@@LusciousTwinkle
Check me one time, whitey....cracks me up every time!
Yah mon! His entry was positively Shakespearean!!!
Kingston upon Thames.
I remember black blokes saying that at my school in South London 🤣
Pimm’s all round!
You, Rarseclart... gets me every time! 🤣🤣🤣
I had to look that up! How rude!! lol
This sketch hit the next level with the yardie entering the scene. Colin McFarlane nailed it. I laughed so hard at this scene. Genius!
Check me one time whitey. A true comedy gold entrance. Underrated show.
FS ran for years on telly, had a live show, web only mini-revival and legions of fans who still love and quote it.
How is this underrated?
@@jasonph2522Don’t worry. You see it a lot. People try to feign some superior nuanced appreciation of things by claiming things are underrated, as if it signals their more refined and sophisticated appreciation.
It’s always done to the most well known, highly rated…I.e. ‘safe to make the claim’ stuff.
Underrated ? Ru kidding ? Its world famous
@@d734-wy8kx well said.
You, rasclart, Pimms all round! 😂😂
Got to admit, I love the Yardie get-up that Colin Macfarlane is wearing.
Looks fly as fuck.
One bloody marvellous hat too…
I didn't expect posh cockneys to be funny, as a cockney who worked in the north east for 5 years I'm in tears, divvent ya narr.
you worked? thats hilarious
🤣@@Aut0five
@@Aut0fiveSewing mailbags!
I laughed so hard I nearly spilled my Pimm's, pet...
Absolute classic comedy ..never gets old😂😂
Eastenders and coronation street all rolled into one. A nod towards all the posh stage school accents we have to endure these days on TV!
Not "Coronation Street," that is Manchester, the sketch referenced Geordies, so it would "Auf Wiedershen Pet" or "When The Boat Comes In".
There’s so many southerners on emmerdale now
I can't stop watching this.
This is what BBC radio used to be like before the war, I've heard a bit of a Sexton Blake where the "cockney street urchin" sounds very blue-blooded XD
I've watched this hundreds of times and never fail to laugh
This sketch just says it all xx
I've been watching repeats of Dempsey and Makepeace recently, and Colin McFarlane shows up in it quite often. Every time I see him, it immediately makes me say "check me one time, whitey!"
An absolute shaah!
Are you looking at my laaaadayyy?
You! That fellow!
Bring back this type of humour,don't you all agree?
Yes they should bring this humour back. Sadly the world has gone Lefty Woke Mental & that means *'NO Sense of humour*
We're not allowed to use pejorative lines, it's been cancelled.
@@lilbullet158 you sound like one of them snowflakes
Been a long time since I doffed
my armour
Is it missed that much.. it's not that funny wouldn't you agree??
My favourite FS sketch.
This always makes me laugh, " In a Kingston stylie"..pmsl
pmsl all round
Pure comedy genius!
Waaaaaaaa!
One of their perfect moments.
Also funny watching the subtitles trying to keep up and failing entirely.
In my humble opinion, Paul Shearer is CRIMINALLY underrated in the gaggle, and deserves vastly more credit: He's absolutely brilliant (ha!) ❤❤
Sublime!
" The Fast Show " and " Harry & Paul," the greatest of British comedies.
“Put them up, you northern scum” is an underrated line also
I can imagine Strax off Dr Who saying the same
McFarlane totally steals this! Just superb...
"I tidy up the yard in a Kingston stylee!"
@@leeosborne3793not even close!🧐
Feckin' excellent "you. Ras claat....Pimm's all round" 🤣
Collin McFarlane slays it!! "Pims all round"
“We’re Geordies divent ya know”
Colin McFarlane, just brilliant!!
Absolute quality……..
Kingston upon thames
This is hilarious, British humour at it's best.
I was just giggling til the Yardie came on ... then full on spit your drink out funny! Hah!
I saw the live stage show in London back in the day.
Howling! The posh Geordie ya nar, gan on, am from Sunderland.
"You there, rasclart!....pims all round!"
If Lord Digby "Chicken Caesar" Jones had his way this is how all the Olympic broadcast team would speak.
should always be in the top 100 comedy lists absolute gold. Thanks for posting...just hope in the current climate it doesn't get taken down.
Brilliant
Funny as...!
brilliant
@konradfat your absolutely right
@konradfat your correct. its Colin McFarlane
"Kingston...Richmond Upon Thames..." ☺ I once stopped there, to have a smoke, on a Thames path bike ride, from Reading, to Surrey Quays. A FOX came and sat right beside me.
Draughtclaat is brilliant
raasclaat
The BEST EVER Fast Show sketch was the one with
JOHNNY DEPP
Suit you Sir
hahahahaaa that's brilliant
Colin cracked me up. I used to work with some wonderful Jamaicans & Barbadians on the trains & buses in the 80s.
Okay!😬
😂😂😂why would she say that@@mrnobodyz
@@stevej061069Because it would be called racist nowadays if it was shown but they had a great sense of humour too.
Kingston, in Richmond upon Thames...:)
Doubly funny to me, I grew up in Kingston. :)
Gor blimey guv'nor strike a light you've a toff an' no mistake!😂
I haven't a clue wtf they are talking about but I can't help myself pissing myself laughing at it. Its almost Pythonesque.
div'in cha nah
Haha so funny "You, Rasclate, Pimms all round".
I think I read somewhere that a viewer sent in the script and they ran with it.
Leave it Jocelyn!
we're hard as nails, but lovable and cheeky with it! :P
You, draughts-clart; Pimms all round!
rassclart
@@danofthesouth that's the gag-he changed Jamaican slang to 'draughts' because it's a pub. Pimms probably ain't the drink of Kingston either, unless it's in Richmond-upon-Thames…
@@FletchBlog and 'claart' means cloth so draughts-claart totally works..m
Not!
"''I'm a Yardie" Excellent
Soft southern puffs.
I think the posh black dude is the police chief in Batman begins and he gets killed by the Joker in The dark Knight.
That's the guy. Top actor.
Excellent voice actor too. used to voice sgt slipper on Dennis the menace in the 90s.
He used to live in Lincoln so he was nearly a Yorkshireman.
So many good lines :D
“You’re an absolute shower!”
“We’re Geordies, divvent you knar.”
“You, draughtsclart. Pimms all round!”
It's raasclaat
@@frederickvondinkerberg7721lol!
Screaming at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did he just say ‘draughts-clart?!?’ Lol
Ffs!
Fcuking hilarious
Is this the same set for the Nag's Head from Only Fools and horses? Looks suspiciously similar!
This is very strange and funny
"You! Raasclaat"
You, raasclaaat. 😂😂😂
You, rarseclart, Pims all round”…😂
Ace 😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧🇯🇲💯
A Northern (London) Pub
Could someone explain what 'jellied eels' is? Cockney rhyming slang?
Eldon Reeves Jellied eels are exactly that... eels in jelly. They are a stereotypical Cockney delicacy.
Cheers! Who knew?
Who knew? everyone who is English, and jellied eels are disgusting
Liver and onions is also equally as disgusting and Cockney
It is actually JELLIED EELS , yummy !🤪🤢
Paul whitehouse is a genius
Kingston is not in Richmond Upon Thames, but apart from that this sketch is still funny.
Pimm's all 'round! :P
draughts-claat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not!
Kingston..........on Thames 😄
😂😂😂😂😂
Phil.
Just noticed he calls him a draftsclart not a rarseclart. That's funny.
He definitely says "rasclaat." It means like bastard or asshole in Jamaican Creole. "Draftsclart" doesn't mean anything.
@@justmagicmostly draftsclart would be a pun because they serve draught beer though.
@@justmagicmostly and I know what rasclart means.
Rarse is arse and clart is cloth. So it basically means toilet paper but yes it's an insult like bastard or dickhead.
Bloodclot is the same, blood cloth. Sanitary towel.
01:04 let people make up their own minds I guess. Makes sense to me and it's a funny pun.
@@andymerrett how did you come to that conclusion? You fuckwit. I explained that it means. Need me to do it again, slower?
Rarse is your arse. Clart is a cloth.
Bumba is your bum/arse. Clot is cloth.
Rarseclart/bumbaklart means toilet paper.
Blood clot is BLOOD CLOTH. Sanitary towel.
You retard.
The new East London
Felix Dexter... another lost comedy genius
...but isn't in this sketch...
@@ManlyStump Oh FFS... Colin McFarlane!!!! In my defence I was very drunk when I posted that :-)
0:50 quickly look away so Paul doesn't make you crack up.
pimms all round ..
Colin McFarlane stole the show in this sketch, lol.
😂😂😂
This wasn't Felix, it was Colin McFarlane.
No it's not it was Felix Dexter, sadly passed away in 2013
Nope, definitely Colin McFarlane
Nope..not Felix
@@jackryder-sw9rk No this is absolutely Colin McFarlane, the police commissioner in Batman Begins.
How the world has gone f mad since then .?
stop it you soft southern puffs😂😂😂
She is fantastic in this and never gets mentioned {that was my contribution to all the SJW's } she really is though
Colin McFarlane is the yardie. 'im irie
Christ! I remember seeing this when I still lived at me mum and dads house! What year was this??
Ask your mum!
No comments? What an absolute shower..
Leave it Jocelyn, we don't want any trouble!
Felix Dexster stole the whole scene here! R.I.P. my man!
Not Dexter - still good though
Nope...not Felix
That's Lenny Henry
Colin Mcfarlane i think. Man has a voice silkier than a cashmere codpiece. Felix did down the line with the guys from the fast show though
celebritymark1 that’s not Felix
Another brilliant comedy program shot down in flames by the PC Gestapo
It's repeated regularly, available on DVD and RUclips is full of clips.
This was the pinnacle of "let's all laugh at ourselves, and each other " comedy. If this was made now, every person in that sketch would be forced to make a grovelling apology, and would likely never work in TV again.
For what?
@melonbobful Are these Wokistanis in the room with you now?
@melonbobful to the imaginary people in your head? yeah, sure
@melonbobful "Wokeness" is largely an invention of the Tory Party and rightwing press, for idiots to get exercised over. Just like Brexit was an invention of millionaires who want to be billionaires and billionaires who want to be even richer
Sad but true Callum.
Felix Dexter, gone but not forgotten.
@tintomara6209 You clearly have forgotten him because this is a different bloke!
rass clatt…. You didn’t just say that did you.. I was waiting for the Bumba Clatt.
Americans are just about this bad, lol
An absolute piss-take of the Beeb's (and others) ways they showed any non-home counties Brits back in the day