The Very Best of Jazz Club

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июл 2007
  • Best of Jazz Club from the Fast Show, with Louis Balfour as host.
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  • @ManCave1972
    @ManCave1972 3 года назад +278

    What’s beautiful is that you can be a true Jazz fan and still find this hilarious. Let’s never lose our sense of self deprecating humour. Genius.

    • @greenfly1264
      @greenfly1264 2 года назад +27

      Nice.

    • @ManCave1972
      @ManCave1972 2 года назад +16

      @@greenfly1264 Great

    • @Weelki
      @Weelki 2 года назад +15

      @@ManCave1972 Smoking

    • @IanMacgilp
      @IanMacgilp Год назад +7

      Grrrreat. It’s so true, we’ve got to be able to laugh at ourselves!
      I love listening to and playing jazz, and a whole load of the stuff on here is wonderfully listenable!

    • @thursoberwick1948
      @thursoberwick1948 Год назад +4

      My pal's got on the Jazz show on Radio 3 and I was reminded of this.

  • @goongoongoongoon
    @goongoongoongoon 2 года назад +92

    Paul Whitehouse hitting the drum and his other arm going up gets me every time!

    • @leebutton1062
      @leebutton1062 9 месяцев назад +6

      Whitehorse is a genius that arm made me near piss meself

    • @leebutton1062
      @leebutton1062 9 месяцев назад +2

      Sorry spelt his name wrong a genius for sure x

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 5 лет назад +222

    "And what are you going to play for us today, Jackson?"
    "Trumpet."
    "No, no, uhh, what tune?"
    "Tune? This is jazz!"

    • @greenfly1264
      @greenfly1264 2 года назад +1

      I'll never understand how repeating a script gets so many likes 🤷‍♂️

    • @rhubarbtart
      @rhubarbtart Год назад

      ​@@andymerrett😆 🤣

  • @davejohnson3376
    @davejohnson3376 5 лет назад +439

    I still can't hear any jazz music without saying the words "Nice" or "Great"

  • @iainrobb2076
    @iainrobb2076 9 лет назад +355

    That Jamiroquai parody at the end is brilliant. Jazz Club was the best thing about The Fast Show. It's surprising how much post-bebop jazz actually does sound this way.

    • @musician4776
      @musician4776 6 лет назад +10

      Mum! There she goes again!

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 5 лет назад +5

      "young lion..."

    • @michaeljames4904
      @michaeljames4904 5 лет назад +11

      Isn’t it! Even with the title of the song: JK having cut an album preaching environmentalism when he’s a total petrol head.

    • @sergej100qca4
      @sergej100qca4 4 года назад +5

      John Coltranes late period is the same thing.

    • @tombstoneharrystudios584
      @tombstoneharrystudios584 4 года назад +1

      Sergej Stokuca true...and I love Coltrane!

  • @MakeMagic
    @MakeMagic 4 года назад +56

    I remember studying musical arrangement in college, our teacher was a big Jazz Club fan. On a listening exam once we had to write either "correct or plausible" artists for a piece of Avant garde Jazz music he played us (to demonstrate we had done some independent listening/research into Jazz in our own time).
    I had no absolutey no idea what I was listening to so I remember I just listed "The James Danz Quartet" and "Louis Balfour" as 'plausible artists'
    .... and he gave me the marks! 😂

    • @petehill8885
      @petehill8885 8 месяцев назад

      Balfour wasn't an artist.

  • @thehunter24
    @thehunter24 8 лет назад +245

    Worked in a Jazz club for almost 3 years. This is spot on!

  • @jazzx251
    @jazzx251 4 года назад +68

    All of these sketches had seriously good jazz musicians providing the backing.

    • @mikkopenttila7604
      @mikkopenttila7604 2 года назад +12

      I was about to comment that. That's a huge part of why these sketches work.

    • @andrewt836
      @andrewt836 Год назад +11

      That drum into in the first song was the bollocks.

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 Год назад +1

      @@andrewt836 completely agree - never noticed it before really, cheers

    • @pyrodoll2422
      @pyrodoll2422 7 месяцев назад

      All with a great sense of humour too

  • @atae7185
    @atae7185 Год назад +35

    Didn’t someone once describe jazz as a group of musicians all playing different songs at the same time!

    • @Chafflives
      @Chafflives 9 месяцев назад +4

      No doubt Jackson Geoffrey Jackson would agree with you. 👍

    • @roseadams5362
      @roseadams5362 8 месяцев назад +4

      Tune?! This is Jazz😂

    • @andrewmunn1724
      @andrewmunn1724 6 месяцев назад

      Is that what's called "syncopated rhythms"?😊

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was reading a story in an old British comic of the Billy Bunter mould, it said the school band was better than other bands because "those bands gave you the tunes one after the other, our band plays them all at the same time!"

    • @roseadams5362
      @roseadams5362 5 месяцев назад

      Brilliant 🤣

  • @regularcelery
    @regularcelery 16 лет назад +40

    I LOVE the bit from 05.50 where Caroline Aherne plays one note on the keyboard and he unplugs her, and she looks around not knowing what to do! Have been waiting to see that for years!

  • @theglumrant9477
    @theglumrant9477 6 лет назад +229

    Bizarrely...these sketches actually got me into jazz for the first time...'am now an avid Theolonius Monk fan!

  • @williambrackley604
    @williambrackley604 Год назад +19

    This is closer to the reality of the 80s jazz scene than people might think.

  • @fredmercury1314
    @fredmercury1314 Год назад +23

    I wish this show was still on air.
    There are no good Jazz shows on air these days.
    Niice.

  • @marcomilesmnm
    @marcomilesmnm 10 лет назад +45

    "i don't blow i suck," quote for life

  • @Deedee-ee1sg
    @Deedee-ee1sg 2 года назад +36

    Howled with laughter back in the day, Jazzzz club was always one of my fave sketches from the incomparable, extremely funny Fast Show! Still makes me laugh! I miss these comedy shows so much.

  • @Littlebrum73
    @Littlebrum73 2 года назад +10

    That jameriqui send up gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @tompurcell1499
    @tompurcell1499 4 года назад +22

    Needless to say, as with most on here, I watched The Fast Show many years back. The Jazz Club sketches were my favourite. Watching these sketches again has me nearly wetting myself!
    Nice!

  • @TJH3113
    @TJH3113 9 лет назад +210

    ...and Clam on bass.

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 5 лет назад +19

      That is honestly one of the funniest lines of the show to me.
      Right after "Sandra Timmonds there, on crack."

    • @dannyeglen4750
      @dannyeglen4750 4 года назад +2

      Troy!! Never thought I'd find you here!

    • @Wally-H
      @Wally-H 3 года назад +3

      LOL. This is clearly a piss take of the James Taylor Quartet. Hopefully their real bass player at the time, Gary Crockett, saw the funny side.

    • @sophierobbins7237
      @sophierobbins7237 3 года назад +8

      I'm here for Theydon Bois & Theydon Bois only.

    • @pho3nix-
      @pho3nix- 3 года назад +2

      This is probably my fave line :D

  • @garryharriman7349
    @garryharriman7349 Год назад +11

    This still cracks me up all those years later and were perhaps the best sketches in show. John Thompson's facial reactions during the Jackson Geofrey Jackson sketch is comedy gold! 😂😂😂

  • @Kapricorn1
    @Kapricorn1 9 лет назад +48

    Louis face at 5:24 just has me howling with laughter, it's like "wtf, is this?" Brilliant

  • @colinwebb12
    @colinwebb12 16 лет назад +26

    I'm a guitar student at the Academy of Contemporary Music in Guildford and we can get enough of Jazz club. When you study Jazz for a bit these sketches are made all the more hillarious. Fucking love Jackson Jeffery Jackson.

  • @Liofa73
    @Liofa73 5 лет назад +55

    If you've ever been to an interpretative jazz club you'll realise how they've gotten the pretension spot on...

    • @Wally-H
      @Wally-H 3 года назад +8

      As a regular visitor to Ronnie Scotts, I can concur with that lol. Still a great night out though

  • @duncansmith8992
    @duncansmith8992 7 месяцев назад +2

    ‘Acid Skiffle’ ! 😂😂

  • @jubbaronny
    @jubbaronny 2 года назад +8

    “I don’t need no melted chocolate on the seats of my Ferrari….” Comedy gold.

    • @JackSmith-kp2vs
      @JackSmith-kp2vs 24 дня назад

      @jubbaronny
      Must have been a mcvities gold bar

    • @oldskoolrools1353
      @oldskoolrools1353 14 дней назад

      Cracked me up...better than the real artist...lol

  • @daveylaney6644
    @daveylaney6644 2 года назад +23

    There are soooo many jazz jokes running through all of these sketches. I'm a fully fledged jazzer. Played jazz for years, and all of these jokes are right on target. The Caroline Aherne joke was brilliant. When the band leader tries to get his girlfriend into the band. It gas happened so many times, most muso s will be familiar with it, and the obvious results it incurs.....

    • @SnabbKassa
      @SnabbKassa 2 года назад +3

      Yes, it's called Yoko Oh No!

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Год назад +1

      It sounds better in Dubly.

  • @berlinmitte10117
    @berlinmitte10117 15 лет назад +25

    'Tune?' (Looks aghast). 'This is jazz!!!' Pure unadultered comedy genius.

  • @GregF71
    @GregF71 12 лет назад +13

    British humour has always been and will always be the best.
    Thanks for posting

  • @jacktindale
    @jacktindale 16 лет назад +35

    I love how Desolate Shore starts a fraction too early, that tiny "toot" always makes me laugh.
    Also, thank heavens, I though I was the only one who got Theydon Bois.

    • @RB747domme
      @RB747domme 4 года назад +4

      Jack Tindale not forgetting Stepney Green.

    • @porno6361
      @porno6361 2 года назад

      @@RB747domme and Soylent green

  • @Wally-H
    @Wally-H 3 года назад +11

    As a huge James Taylor Quartet fan, that first sketch kills me every time. Hilarious

  • @Matthew-ut6ed
    @Matthew-ut6ed 2 года назад +13

    I've listened to and loved a lot of different jazz over the decades but at the same time these parodies are spot on and I'm crying with laughter...

  • @TheNelsonGonzalez
    @TheNelsonGonzalez 13 лет назад +14

    love the jamiroqui pisstake at the end, its spot on as well

  • @JasonHFY
    @JasonHFY 11 лет назад +26

    Man, this is brilliant! British humour is amazing.

    • @friktionrc
      @friktionrc 2 года назад

      As a Brit, I would like to say thanks👍...but to be honest “amazing” may well be pushing things abit....knowing our love of understatement, I’d say “moderately droll” would probably be a more apt description.

    • @friktionrc
      @friktionrc 2 года назад +1

      @kev butterworth missed the joke didn't you buttercup 😉🤣

  • @FrankieM1974
    @FrankieM1974 6 лет назад +30

    Piles Hussein the trumpeter. I had f**cking tears rolling out the sides of my eyes. LMFAO with those cheeks.

    • @michaeljames4904
      @michaeljames4904 5 лет назад +7

      Based on Dizzy Gillespie!

    • @kelvinsmith6854
      @kelvinsmith6854 5 лет назад +5

      @@michaeljames4904 yeh Dizzys cheeks came out like balloons.

  • @gitsurfer27
    @gitsurfer27 9 лет назад +62

    Paul Whitehouse has actually got a really nice voice lol.

    • @Wally-H
      @Wally-H 3 года назад +4

      he can also play the guitar. Could have had a different career path if he'd wanted.

    • @davidshannon5877
      @davidshannon5877 3 года назад +1

      @Antonio Bromelini Suits you sir! Oooh!

    • @andym28
      @andym28 3 года назад +3

      He is clearly an Allan Holdsworth fan too.

    • @romeaffair
      @romeaffair Год назад +2

      His Mum was an opera singer.

    • @robthemod58
      @robthemod58 Год назад

      “Mind the rod….”

  • @Me-zo8yc
    @Me-zo8yc 9 лет назад +62

    8:55 Jamiroquai acid skiffle LMFAO :D

  • @minihats
    @minihats 13 лет назад +4

    "acker bilk - shite" killed me

  • @lowcostiqchasm3226
    @lowcostiqchasm3226 2 года назад +3

    I always come back to this, so good. Nice! Shite! Jazz Club is my remedy.

  • @1967ModZeb
    @1967ModZeb 5 лет назад +13

    Superb. Still hiliarious after these years. Loved it then and still do.

  • @GodOfVictory501
    @GodOfVictory501 5 лет назад +13

    I nearly peed my pants laughing when Jackson Jeffrey Jackson started playing the trumpet.

  • @NickLongoMusic
    @NickLongoMusic 15 лет назад +22

    Every jazzer needs to see this. This is hilarious stuff. I love it!

  • @MiniLemmy
    @MiniLemmy 14 лет назад +95

    You got inhalation, you got exhalation, but they're two different things, you screw up you got mutilation - you see what I'm sayin'?
    Jackson Jeffrey Jackson

  • @paul-t-geist4245
    @paul-t-geist4245 9 лет назад +42

    "Acker Bilk.....Shite.LMAO

  • @paulleoleo
    @paulleoleo 2 года назад +9

    Still fresh and funny even after 20 plus years.

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman1988 9 лет назад +28

    I remember a guitarist friend of mine went through a jazz fusion phase and a lot of the stuff he was listening to was a lot like 'Desolate Shore' lmao.

    • @Wally-H
      @Wally-H 3 года назад +1

      Indeed, clearly based on The James Taylor Quartet

    • @spensert4933
      @spensert4933 3 года назад +1

      Adam Neeley band. When u are too smart for the audience's good. This coming from a jazz person.

  • @drgoats8496
    @drgoats8496 9 лет назад +37

    Utterly fantastic...great attention to detail in every sketch. more please

  • @BobSaint
    @BobSaint 6 лет назад +20

    "I don't need no melted chocolate on the seats of my Ferrari" ahhaha
    Nigel Kenedy part was epic too.

  • @billjones2629
    @billjones2629 Год назад +2

    Laughed myself sick at the Jamiroquai style track at the end
    “I don’t need no melted chocolate on the seats of my Ferrari “ 😂

  • @travelbugse2829
    @travelbugse2829 2 года назад +4

    True talent. Those guys can really sing - especially Paul Whitehouse. When I am recovered from hurting from laughter I will watch Bob Fleming's country favourites - again.

  • @spliefer
    @spliefer 16 лет назад +9

    "tune? this is jazz!"
    awsome!

  • @mst7806
    @mst7806 4 года назад +13

    "And in an inventive new arrangement, where although it follows the original thirty two bar AABA structure, instead of providing a harmonic departure from the A section, the bridge resolves the rising chromatic pattern - great? - Won-der-ful..."

  • @eliasripley2357
    @eliasripley2357 2 года назад +5

    I've always thought that the people playing the jazz, are enjoying it more than those listening to it

  • @Ra1nemaker
    @Ra1nemaker 16 лет назад +7

    If my brother hadn't continually played Mile's 'Nefertiti'
    when I was a child in the sixties, the Fast Show's take on modern jazz is exactly how I would view it today-great!!!

  • @bigbonedp
    @bigbonedp 14 лет назад +5

    BRILLIANT !!!
    All the "jazz muso's" are perfectly satirised here.
    Love it.

  • @colinjennings3661
    @colinjennings3661 4 года назад +3

    Louis Balfour was the best character in the fast show. Perfect .

  • @wibblewobble1934
    @wibblewobble1934 4 года назад +2

    "No, what tune you gonna play for us?" "...TUNE?!?...THIS IS JAZZ!" hahahaha

  • @FunkyM217
    @FunkyM217 10 лет назад +13

    I don't believe they never released an album of these. Some of them are really good. That Jamiroquai take-off is spot-on.

  • @bobbyshaftoe409
    @bobbyshaftoe409 5 лет назад +5

    Brilliant I'm a MASSIVE fan of The Fast Show and John Thomson's been one of my favourites since he was Fat Bob with Steve Coogan.

  • @MrJohnQCitizen
    @MrJohnQCitizen 9 лет назад +29

    'I don't blow, i suck'

  • @whouster
    @whouster 15 лет назад +4

    Absolutely hysterical! Such brilliant satire, and great visual humour. Thanks for posting - this is truly great comedy!

  • @berlinmitte10117
    @berlinmitte10117 14 лет назад +4

    'Tune?' (Incredulous look)'This is jazz!!!' Brilliant - cracks me up every time

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 10 лет назад +65

    Clam on bass... classic.

    • @Rhubba
      @Rhubba 10 лет назад +5

      ubiquitous!

  • @MarcusJayMusic
    @MarcusJayMusic 10 лет назад +8

    Beautifully crafted humour!

  • @OurBarry
    @OurBarry 5 лет назад

    Absolutely brilliant 👏👏👏 Nice

  • @whiteduke75
    @whiteduke75 4 года назад +4

    You got inhalation, you got exhalation... When you screw up you got mutalation🤣 priceless!!!

  • @MiniLemmy
    @MiniLemmy 14 лет назад +10

    Kraaaaasssshheeeee niiiights and laaaaaaaaashheee daaaaaayyyysshhh!!!

  • @straightshooterable
    @straightshooterable 9 лет назад +62

    Fabulous!! A wonderful, funny and much needed expose of the "jazz wankers."

    • @straightshooterable
      @straightshooterable 9 лет назад

      *****
      How about some clarity?

    • @musician4776
      @musician4776 6 лет назад +7

      Nah, an expose of some frauds and a pastiche of some of the difficulties of getting in to Jazz. I apologise that my comment is sucking some fun out the sketches, but you did refer to Jazzers as 'Jazz wankers'. These sketches are amazing.

    • @WinstonsBogey
      @WinstonsBogey 6 лет назад +4

      Nice

    • @pietzsche
      @pietzsche 6 лет назад +4

      @Sam Dunstall You can tell these guys are into jazz, it's too perfect

    • @mipmipmipmipmip
      @mipmipmipmipmip 5 лет назад +1

      grreat

  • @samholden4171
    @samholden4171 4 года назад +1

    Love the music at the beginning 😃👍💕

  • @TheArtOfCharlieConstantinou
    @TheArtOfCharlieConstantinou 12 лет назад +6

    I'm one of the biggest Jazz buffs but this is hilarious.

  • @DaveDexterMusic
    @DaveDexterMusic 5 лет назад +21

    I wonder how many of these musician names are tube stations and london boroughs I'll never know.

  • @patrickjamessimpson7268
    @patrickjamessimpson7268 6 лет назад +13

    the Jackson Jeffery Jackson bit. look at the piano player he struggling to keep a straight face.

    • @Spermwhales93
      @Spermwhales93 3 года назад +1

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the piano player cracking up

  • @AbCat4
    @AbCat4 2 года назад +4

    5:23, he looks at the camera smiling through that appalling racket, and then the smile fades to a sinister glare. Fucking beautiful.

  • @itsokay7989
    @itsokay7989 2 года назад +4

    Learning the trumpet under a Jazz musician right now, and the stuff he says in the beginning actually makes sense and sounds interesting. And then they follow up with that shit lmao this is brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @DehnusNorder
    @DehnusNorder 4 года назад +3

    "Wadda ya gonna play for us today Jackson?"
    "Trumpet."
    XD

  • @DJWerkz
    @DJWerkz 11 лет назад +3

    THIS WEEK I 'AV BIN MOSTLY LISTENIN' TO JAZZ!

  • @helipeek2736
    @helipeek2736 2 года назад +1

    formidable!

  • @ChainsawGutsFuck
    @ChainsawGutsFuck 11 лет назад +13

    5:20 is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time... perfect sneer transition

  • @tptvox
    @tptvox 16 лет назад +6

    That Dizzy take off made me laugh for a full 10 minutes. This is hysterical.

  • @ggibbsthrasher1
    @ggibbsthrasher1 13 лет назад +4

    THE GREATEST JAZZ SHOW OF ALL TIME...ALL JAZZ MUSICIANS HAVE TO SEE THIS CLASSIC !!!!!!

  • @kezadrone
    @kezadrone 6 лет назад

    Sore face now, brilliant seeing those again.

  • @thisklik
    @thisklik 4 месяца назад

    fantastic!!!!

  • @hebejebejones
    @hebejebejones 14 лет назад +5

    i love that they have real live musicians. it just makes it so much funnier.

    • @malthuswasright
      @malthuswasright 3 года назад +3

      The pianist in one of them is Philip Pope, who is a legend in comedy music - loads of theme tunes to his name and all the musical parodies in Radio Active, and more.

  • @DaveyL1954
    @DaveyL1954 4 года назад +7

    The sketch doing Cage's "4 and a half minutes" actually CAN be classified as a legitimate version, as it does follow the rules. Ha ha ha ha ha.

  • @Doc0Pip
    @Doc0Pip 10 лет назад

    Wonderful!

  • @somersetandy9238
    @somersetandy9238 2 года назад

    What Can I Say. Nice, Great, Wonderful. Awesome. I Just Luv It. Cheers Andy.

  • @arnoldlayne1991
    @arnoldlayne1991 15 лет назад +3

    that jamiroquai pisstake is just the best!

  • @Totalavulsion
    @Totalavulsion 4 года назад +6

    Just watching Jools Holland with a jazz session.
    Nice

  • @TheDecadant
    @TheDecadant 12 лет назад

    this is so good.

  • @WeiShiQiang
    @WeiShiQiang Год назад +1

    I just came back from a Jazz festival and Desolate Shore sounded more melodic than anything I heard there 😂

  • @paul-t-geist4245
    @paul-t-geist4245 9 лет назад +53

    Tune?............this is jazzzzz.

    • @Joe7pack
      @Joe7pack 8 лет назад +6

      Paul Morris Heh, yeah, that was probably one of the funniest lines. I also liked it when the MC disconnected the cable from the woman's electric piano and the stick flew out of the drummer's hand. Really funny.

    • @theglumrant9477
      @theglumrant9477 6 лет назад +1

      Paul Morris 'great line, yes

  • @musician4776
    @musician4776 6 лет назад +6

    I love the tube station jazz names

  • @foowah7
    @foowah7 15 лет назад

    OMG, this is the best thing I've ever seen!!! the Spinal Tap of Jazz! badass.

  • @peterellis9105
    @peterellis9105 Год назад +1

    Tune! This is jazz

  • @colinjennings3661
    @colinjennings3661 3 года назад +6

    The thing that made the fast show stand out was the brilliant attention to detail. Louis Balfour is one of the best comedy creations of all time.

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 года назад +5

    _Desolate Shore_ is a masterpiece

  • @EasyRhino2
    @EasyRhino2 17 лет назад +2

    Great! love the Jackson Jeffrey Jackson sketch. "What you gonna play tonight?" "Trumpet"

  • @redlightish
    @redlightish 11 лет назад +1

    Lazy days and crazy nights!! Class. Used to watch this Friday nights then go out and recite everything with me mates. Great!

  • @StonefieldJim4
    @StonefieldJim4 9 лет назад +3

    Sublimely funny. The Jazz Club material in The Fast Show book is great ( ;-) ), too.

  • @kalsinfinity
    @kalsinfinity 15 лет назад +3

    this is absolutely hilarious!

  • @mikeleza
    @mikeleza 14 лет назад

    so good!

  • @darylhockinmusic
    @darylhockinmusic 15 лет назад

    That was awesome