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  • @TS50ER
    @TS50ER Год назад +12

    Today, I am mainly watching Chanel 9 after a 9-year break.

  • @Martolov
    @Martolov 15 лет назад +335

    So many people watching this just don't seem to get it and take offence. It's not about laughing at foreigners. It's really about being in a european country and not knowing anything about the language or the culture (e.g. on a cheap holiday). Everything looks funny. You hear words in your own language that aren't there. Things don't make sense.
    I'm spanish and I think it's hilarious. It's obviously a mix of greece, portugal, spain and middle europe - places people go on holidays to.
    the end

    • @AlexMckillmore
      @AlexMckillmore 6 лет назад +44

      It's a bit about laughing at foreigners. Which is fine. Foreigners are welcome to laugh at us. Everyone laughs.

    • @michaeljames8531
      @michaeljames8531 6 лет назад +27

      Martolov
      Exactly! I think Whitehouse said it was about coming back to your hotel room drunk and turning on the television and not having a clue what was going on.
      The production values and fashions are ripping the kind of TV they had abroad though.

    • @iSuRRendeReDuK
      @iSuRRendeReDuK 3 года назад +13

      @t0mme1981 Nope....but it is funny and thats something thats missing in today`s comedy.
      Bueno Estente

    • @davidlondon2810
      @davidlondon2810 3 года назад +21

      I remember watching the BBC news in a hotel I was staying in in the UK years ago with a Canadian who was also staying there. She kept bursting into laughter and told me that it was because the stiff upper lip presenters and their deadpan delivery reminded her of every parody of Britain she had seen on North American comedy shows and also Monty Python. It was the seriousness with which even trivial news items were presented that really made her laugh. She apologised for laughing. But then I started laughing too because I could suddenly see how strange and amusing it must have seemed through the eyes of a foreigner.

    • @andrewbowden6982
      @andrewbowden6982 3 года назад +3

      @t0mme1981 Oh shut up you prick

  • @tugamario
    @tugamario 14 лет назад +55

    Absolutely right! I'm portuguese and I find it hilarious. One of them clearly says «obrigado» (portuguese for thank you) completely out of context...
    When I watch bulgarian or romanian channels they have this strange and hilarious feeling that they caprtured quite well.
    Bouthros Bouthros Ghali

  • @ZZombyWooff
    @ZZombyWooff Год назад +26

    can't believe Dining Altenator had 0 goals.. I was such big fan of the team :(

    • @Anonymous-Joker74
      @Anonymous-Joker74 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣👏🏼

    • @mikkolaine4232
      @mikkolaine4232 7 месяцев назад +2

      Well, you have to give credit to Interupter Bastardo. Their team was strong that season.

    • @Mrfairchap
      @Mrfairchap 12 дней назад

      Really? I'm a fan of Sporting Club Bang.

  • @WhipLashJimmyFrank
    @WhipLashJimmyFrank 2 года назад +20

    The Gizmo gag is something that I will never understand how I can keep laughing over and over again.

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 Год назад +3

      It’s about watching adverts in a language you don’t speak and not getting any context clues as to what is being advertised.

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 Месяц назад

      I'm always laughing while simultaneously trying to work out what possible use it could have.
      My subconscious just doesn't seem that it's a comedy. lol

  • @saintmirrenmalky
    @saintmirrenmalky 15 лет назад +24

    Does anyone remember the episode where the weather girl causes panic whan she sticks a cloud on the map and says "Cumulus!"? Absolute classic. Brilliant show.

    • @trygvelie573
      @trygvelie573 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/abFJuqp867g/видео.html&ab_channel=ippunen

    • @cjtquk
      @cjtquk Год назад +6

      Nimbo cumulos!

    • @mcjdubpower
      @mcjdubpower 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@cjtqukSpecial reporta

  • @bitspacemusic
    @bitspacemusic 4 года назад +71

    Anyone remember the "special report" in the weather section when they discovered a cloud over Spain?

    • @anthonydeakin3834
      @anthonydeakin3834 4 года назад +6

      I pissed myself laughing when that one was aired.

    • @elonmuskeli6871
      @elonmuskeli6871 4 года назад +19

      It was "Nimbo cumulus"

    • @paziwork
      @paziwork 3 года назад +12

      Disastros, emergencia, RUIN!

    • @MeButOnTheInternet
      @MeButOnTheInternet 3 года назад +2

      series 1.6 I think if anyone wants to see it

    • @bitspacemusic
      @bitspacemusic 3 года назад +3

      @@MeButOnTheInternet Mentale!

  • @billyhughes805
    @billyhughes805 6 лет назад +54

    The channel they were ripping up was a free Mexican channel on British sky in the early nineties called 'Galavision' which was channel 44 - I watched it often to practice my Spanish.

    • @haych27
      @haych27 4 года назад +3

      Good to know the inspiration for it. Cracked me up when I first saw it years ago. I always refer to hot weather as scorchio in a Paula voice and watch people who don't know this sketch look at like I'm weird 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 4 года назад

      I wonder if that was the same Galavision we have here in the US?
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galavisi%C3%B3n

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 4 года назад

      Mexico does have a channel 9 that was called "Galavision" as well, though it looks like they now call it "Nueve".
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nueve_(Mexican_TV_network)

    • @BustyGretchen
      @BustyGretchen 3 года назад +1

      @@haych27 😆

    • @lizsteele8858
      @lizsteele8858 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@haych27We do the same in our family!😉

  • @pawel7923
    @pawel7923 3 года назад +16

    I just finished a 4 year degree in Spanish so I could understand this......turns out they weren't speaking Spanish) ....damn!!

  • @vanillaorchid
    @vanillaorchid 11 лет назад +23

    I absolutely love those Gizmo adverts.

  • @randlerobbertson8792
    @randlerobbertson8792 2 года назад +14

    Timeless and hilarious.

  • @waynegoringgoring8249
    @waynegoringgoring8249 2 года назад +8

    Bring back the fast show

  • @K0nna13
    @K0nna13 10 лет назад +98

    I always use "Bono estente!" as a greeting. People usualy ask, am I learning Portuguese or something...

    • @paquitomoralles
      @paquitomoralles 10 лет назад +9

      Bono estente! Im portuguese etheth eth eht hetteh teh .

    • @paquitomoralles
      @paquitomoralles 10 лет назад

      I ought to say, your nickname in portuguese sounds like a very dirty word . Not making this up.

    • @11DNA11
      @11DNA11 6 лет назад

      RumRumRum
      I do that too :D

    • @elonmuskeli6871
      @elonmuskeli6871 4 года назад +6

      I sometimes say "Boutros-Boutros Ghali" instead of "bye"

    • @dawidtan8
      @dawidtan8 3 года назад +1

      Its Esperanto

  • @54spiritedwill54
    @54spiritedwill54 16 лет назад +17

    This was, in my opinion, the best bit about the Fast Show! Mentale! Boutros-Boutros Ghali.

  • @trustnoone81
    @trustnoone81 14 лет назад +36

    There's definitely some italian in there. I'm italian myself, and whenever I say "molto molto" (meaning "very very") I can't help but add "kinagrophos" in my mind. Molto molto kinagrophos! Tefaselos action-pumpo.

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 3 года назад +1

      nea functioni moronico!

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 года назад +1

      schorchio

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 9 лет назад +27

    The genius of Whitehouse and Simon day....Scorchio....

  • @a4ol
    @a4ol 13 лет назад +13

    THE best comedy skit show ever.
    The jokes on politics, society, economy and the world at large are fantastic and very true.
    Wish they had continued with more seasons... And yes some Americans do get British humor.

  • @irkibby
    @irkibby 12 лет назад +17

    We showed this to someone the other day. He said WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING, IT AINT EVEN IN ENGLISH!!

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 4 года назад +4

      Well, some people just never know!

    • @irkibby
      @irkibby 3 года назад +1

      @@boufontleflamingoetta8433 Ain't it though

  • @SniffMyDeadwax
    @SniffMyDeadwax Год назад +1

    Euro still hot, euro still cold. This was the warm up before going out to techno parties in the mid 90s, cracking time

  • @mlc4495
    @mlc4495 3 года назад +7

    When watching this as a kid I used to think they were speaking real Spanish. 😂

  • @VladKepes
    @VladKepes 8 лет назад +52

    Classic! Respect from Interupter Bastardo Ultras!

    • @KEVWARD63
      @KEVWARD63 8 лет назад +6

      +VladKepes I'm your Bicycle Dynamo rivals !!...Violencia...fisticuffs..bad boys !!

    • @cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902
      @cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902 6 лет назад +5

      IBFC AND PROUD. Dynamo boys are going home in a fucking ambulance

    • @victorblackley8372
      @victorblackley8372 5 лет назад +3

      Boutros Boutros-Ghali!

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 4 года назад +4

      Bunch of plastics. Some of us still support the real teams. AFC Silence will thrash you all next season. We won the Copa del El Presidente last year and we’ll do the double this year.

    • @antevukusic1868
      @antevukusic1868 3 года назад +1

      My Call of Duty 2 nickname has been Interupter Bastardo for ages.

  • @leeroy4980
    @leeroy4980 2 года назад +6

    Who still says ‘scorchio’ now ?!! Me !! Amazing show. Sad that I just showed a 24 yer old this and he had no clue what was going on.

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Месяц назад +1

    ''tornadoes,thery'e brilliant!'' 🤣

  • @pekkakuusankoski2192
    @pekkakuusankoski2192 3 года назад +6

    This is legendary

  • @mladencic
    @mladencic 15 лет назад +13

    I say I say I say BOY!

  • @adventussaxonum
    @adventussaxonum 15 лет назад +2

    Exactly! Someone who "gets" it. It's the odd familiar English word,phrase or name,out of it's normal context,which makes it funny.

  • @WolfieRich1
    @WolfieRich1 16 лет назад +13

    Favourite part:
    "Traffic Regulations."
    "psssssssssshit.."

    • @markc8956
      @markc8956 Год назад +1

      "psssssssssshit.."
      Laughed SO hard at that bit!

  • @Ignorant303
    @Ignorant303 2 года назад +2

    ¡Bono Estente!

  • @darrylldavison4674
    @darrylldavison4674 Год назад

    Brilliant programme buno estente

  • @sleeming88
    @sleeming88 16 лет назад +4

    Brings back memories of all that dodgy TV that you would watch in the hotel while on holiday in the Med. Thank God for BBC World.

  • @055697
    @055697 15 лет назад +19

    Bono estente. Hethethethrethethethethhethethethethmetheheth.

  • @OlagGan
    @OlagGan 12 лет назад +4

    Actually I hate to say this, but Chanel 9 actually does exist. When I was in Las Vegas last year I used to watch a channel called "Telemundo" which was the Spanish Language station. Telemundo actually sounded EXACTLY like Chanel 9. All that was needed was a woman to go around saying "Scorchio!"

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 4 года назад

      America technically has a number of Spanish language channels on the air, mostly in the south and in larger cities. The two big networks are Univision and Telemundo.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Univision
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telemundo

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 3 года назад +15

    I can't be the only one who really, really wants to know exactly what the kitchen gizmo actually does.

    • @FredTheBaddie
      @FredTheBaddie 3 года назад +5

      You mean the kitchen gizmo that was also a ceiling gizmo that was also...

    • @ziyaadjamil2324
      @ziyaadjamil2324 3 года назад

      A baby gizmo and also an auto gizmo

    • @goliath9210
      @goliath9210 2 года назад

      Tech Ceiling Gizmo

    • @80ssynthfan48
      @80ssynthfan48 Год назад

      Multo kinagrofos. Happy to clear that up for you.

    • @EVERTONFC.
      @EVERTONFC. Год назад

      Orgazmo

  • @ProcyonAlpha
    @ProcyonAlpha 3 месяца назад +1

    We need the fast show today. Every one is so uptight waiting to be offended.

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 4 года назад +11

    Rubbish! I spent 2 weeks in Minia Cumiaterra Exteria last summer and it rained the whole time!

    • @peadar-o
      @peadar-o 3 года назад +1

      Bad week of nimbo cumulos

  • @nixbronowski5822
    @nixbronowski5822 3 года назад

    Mentaaleee.. MeThehehethemehehe...
    Good God...Buono bwenstentey!
    Too Fuuny

  • @Mrfairchap
    @Mrfairchap 12 дней назад

    I've watched some of these crappy news shows in South American countries and this is frighteningly accurate!

  • @m0rtrg
    @m0rtrg 6 лет назад +7

    Paul Sherer on the right actually looks foreign with those specs on.

  • @baguitosPT
    @baguitosPT 12 лет назад

    Bonno Estente!

  • @HaganDave
    @HaganDave 15 лет назад +1

    Yes, Nimbo-Cumulus, it was sensation like Solar eclipse.

  • @bluejoe1873
    @bluejoe1873 11 лет назад

    Scorchio ! Fantastic :-)

  • @hazrover
    @hazrover 17 лет назад

    I love this SOOOOO much!!!! PIGHARDIA!!!!!!

  • @Mattd252
    @Mattd252 2 года назад +1

    It's only just occurred to me that Antonios Gubba is a parody of former BBC football reporter Tony Gubba...

  • @basspfosten
    @basspfosten 14 лет назад

    The commercial cracked me up the most - "Aull cee'ya Giz-Mo ---- PLOPP!"

  • @Jt-rz1nl
    @Jt-rz1nl 3 года назад +1

    I had tea come out of my nose when he said Violencia..

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 2 года назад +1

    ''tip,I say, foghorn leghorn!'' X''D

  • @erkicaplatz7212
    @erkicaplatz7212 10 лет назад +11

    this is like normal tv in spain

  • @martinevans123
    @martinevans123 17 лет назад +2

    The guys were always funny. But the best bit for me was always Caroline Aherne's weather girl Poula Fisch. Remember the episode when she presented it by jumping onto floating pontoons?

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 13 дней назад

      That was a reference to Fred Thompson, who used to do the ITV weather on floating pontoons in the shape of Britain and Ireland in Albert Dock, Liverpool, jumping between the two and hopefully not into the water.
      Unfortunately, he was found to have had been a "wrong 'un" in his previous career as a teacher in a boys' school, so that's what he's known for.

  • @lmd141
    @lmd141 14 лет назад +3

    I've always supported Club Athletico Vacuum

    • @Matt-ig4yk
      @Matt-ig4yk 2 года назад

      I've always been a Sporting Club Bang guy myself.

  • @willemvandoesselare7959
    @willemvandoesselare7959 2 года назад

    I bought the Gizmo! Amazing tool ! Bono U2 !

    • @andrewclark8630
      @andrewclark8630 2 года назад

      Me too. Was suckered into it because of the girl in the add. Feel like an idiot now.

  • @silentbob82
    @silentbob82 17 лет назад +1

    Whiskas, fulla meaty goodness!
    Foghorn Leghorn

  • @superamario6464
    @superamario6464 2 года назад +2

    Comedy gold! Needed a good laugh today:)

  • @Dalroi1
    @Dalroi1 6 лет назад +7

    Boutros boutros ghali.

  • @Veeno00
    @Veeno00 14 лет назад

    Sporting club BANG!!!
    ...zeero.

  • @hazardous1990
    @hazardous1990 15 лет назад +3

    "I SAY! I SAY! I SAY! BOY!"

  • @AlexMckillmore
    @AlexMckillmore 6 лет назад +3

    Bonooo estenteeeeeee.

  • @psychospinny
    @psychospinny 14 лет назад

    right back at you wise guy ;)

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan 9 месяцев назад +1

    Greek/Cypriot TV is literally this

  • @goliath9210
    @goliath9210 2 года назад +1

    Interuptor Bastardo is a great team

  • @southerndiy1
    @southerndiy1 Год назад +1

    sporting club BANG!

  • @libbaT
    @libbaT 12 лет назад +3

    Methe tetetete tetetete methe te te te tehhh!!!

  • @eyehategumbo
    @eyehategumbo 14 лет назад

    scorchio!!! hilarious :)

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Месяц назад +1

    translation: ''now,sport,specifically football! with antonios gubba.''

  • @AnnieCh85
    @AnnieCh85 15 лет назад

    Ase ase ase boyyyyyyy ;D ==> best part ever ;D

  • @jtcone
    @jtcone 15 лет назад +1

    hahahah man I loved Fast Show

  • @NorthEastTrailRunner
    @NorthEastTrailRunner 2 месяца назад

    Just like visiting Greece. "Athethathethetheth, Boutros Boutros Ghali."

  • @hannahmcgahan8920
    @hannahmcgahan8920 6 лет назад +4

    BAD BOYS *fists* 😂😂😂

  • @SharpblueCreative
    @SharpblueCreative 11 лет назад +1

    Just like Swindon cable in the old days

  • @jtcone
    @jtcone 14 лет назад +1

    boutros boutros ghali
    damn i loved these, the fast show was f-in hilarious

  • @HiKennyS
    @HiKennyS 12 лет назад

    That Antonios Gubba is as Mad as a box of frogs!

  • @rogerswift1983
    @rogerswift1983 14 лет назад +1

    @Rexel2828 it is funny if you were around in the 90s and can remember analogue sky TV which had other European channels mixed in amongst the English ones and those are what they are parodying here. Funny then but it is dated now

  • @MrJayel27
    @MrJayel27 13 лет назад

    @ZdzichuRyjNiemyty Indeed,...thats Catherine Ahern,in a few other things aswell

  • @ExiledCarebear
    @ExiledCarebear 16 лет назад

    El ScorchioooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
    god I love that show

  • @pryletoncyo
    @pryletoncyo 11 лет назад +1

    They're all the same gizmo. First one was kitchen gizmo. Then, garden gizmo. :D

  • @bigsighz400
    @bigsighz400 14 лет назад

    no, paula fisch is played by caroline ahern who used to be mrs merton. mrs doyle was played by Pauline McLynn

  • @VentrisFellstorm
    @VentrisFellstorm 16 лет назад +1

    HAHAHA! Cracks me up everytime. Bono estente!
    -:D

  • @jakee7514
    @jakee7514 5 лет назад

    And many years later came Anchorman

  • @LeojPT
    @LeojPT 4 года назад

    Obrigado!

  • @lukethighstalker
    @lukethighstalker 11 лет назад

    Molto molto kinagrophos! Tefaselos action-pumpo.

  • @sas2300
    @sas2300 4 года назад

    Where can I buy a gizmo?

  • @ReubenArmstrong
    @ReubenArmstrong 15 лет назад +7

    Borussiamonchengladbach = Borussia Munchen Munchen Munchen Munchen Munchen Munchen glad to be back Dookla Fisch Eff Cee. :D

  • @TheCarin12
    @TheCarin12 11 лет назад +1

    Mucho loco.

  • @4TheRecord
    @4TheRecord 3 года назад

    Classico neus programmo, reportero Poula is scorchio!

  • @goaldemon08
    @goaldemon08 14 лет назад +3

    fullofmeatygoodness hahaha

  • @tianlong23
    @tianlong23 15 лет назад +2

    "Psiit la grado tic meto fondu Chriss Waddle!"

  • @mrspivvy
    @mrspivvy 15 лет назад

    eth eth eth eth, chris waddle! ner-ner-ner-ner, dixon! dock green!

  • @Calculon1712
    @Calculon1712 12 лет назад

    Sporting Club BANG!!!

  • @hkfan1980
    @hkfan1980 12 лет назад +1

    I love the fast show :D ths show introduced me to Chris Waddle XD

  • @blzahz7633
    @blzahz7633 6 лет назад +9

    Man, Poula's voice is ear candy

    • @gjmob
      @gjmob 3 года назад +1

      R.I.P. Caroline Aherne.

    • @ShaunTheCHB
      @ShaunTheCHB 3 года назад

      @@gjmob She passed away?

    • @jane1975
      @jane1975 Год назад

      @@ShaunTheCHB She died 2nd of July 2016 of Lung Cancer, she was also going blind from a rare form of Retinal Cancer too. She was a very sick lady sadly.

  • @paquitomoralles
    @paquitomoralles 10 лет назад +9

    functione buronico? double action pumpo? where can i buy one of those?

    • @simonbell9253
      @simonbell9253 9 лет назад +4

      The Gizmo shop!!

    • @richardj8026
      @richardj8026 6 лет назад

      I'll never watch those JML adverts on TV in the same light again!

    • @markwrenn8569
      @markwrenn8569 6 лет назад +3

      The best joke about the “Gizmo” is its price (displayed at 1:20): ₵5,600,750,398:99. (Or, knowing the Chanel 9 universe, in sterling terms, about 99p.)

    • @AnnoNihilus
      @AnnoNihilus 5 лет назад

      I always heard he said "functione moronico" xD. Oh well, no matter what he says there, exactly, it's hi-bloody-larious anyway.

  • @arthurtwoshedsjackson6266
    @arthurtwoshedsjackson6266 3 года назад

    I say , I say , I say boyyyy! 😂

  • @MaTtRoSiTy
    @MaTtRoSiTy 6 лет назад

    Ha ha great stuff XD

  • @WELLBRAN
    @WELLBRAN 12 лет назад

    @DeanoTheLegend87 I got one....but not in that colour

  • @MrThunderwing
    @MrThunderwing Год назад +1

    00:52 - ppppppppppsshhhit 😂😂😂

  • @BDJRose
    @BDJRose 14 лет назад +1

    Abandomon.
    Violincia.
    Fisty.
    Bad boys

  • @kaiserslauternslayer
    @kaiserslauternslayer 16 лет назад

    gonna use those football teams on pro evo.. sod the premierleague lol

  • @Taalentekst
    @Taalentekst 16 лет назад

    fefefefefefe... orgazmo gizmo!!

  • @mikedoverskog
    @mikedoverskog 3 года назад +1

    Bono Estente Caroline

  • @kolothosapollonia-chanel9573
    @kolothosapollonia-chanel9573 3 года назад

    Eth eth eth eth, heth eth eth, Chris Waddle

  • @kingdaniel69
    @kingdaniel69 17 лет назад

    Also "Oragzmogizmo, nee battery, action pumpo.ORGAZMO GIZMO, POP!"