The Fast Show - Johnny Nice Painter Compilation

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  • @RandallMcDangle
    @RandallMcDangle Год назад +53

    Must have heard every line from these sketches a hundred times over the last 20 years... and yet I still laugh like a lunatic every time.

    • @Hartley_Hare
      @Hartley_Hare Месяц назад +1

      And I still find myself saying 'WHAT'S FOR DINNER MOTHER, PINS?' far too often.

  • @tracyfenlon8607
    @tracyfenlon8607 Год назад +41

    My eyes are pies and yours are lies 😂😂

  • @infidelcastro5129
    @infidelcastro5129 4 месяца назад +15

    In my opinion, what sets The Fast Show above almost all other comedy is that you already know the punchline but it’s still as hilarious as the first time you saw it. They cracked the same few dozen jokes each episode but it never got old. Genius.

    • @alexmousley7213
      @alexmousley7213 Месяц назад +1

      I agree totally, it's serial comedy, you know roughly what's coming but the characters are so good that you absolutely love the delivery. This couple used to remind me of my old next door neighbours for some reason (they didn't paint but were pretty eccentric!

  • @emmacook1984
    @emmacook1984 Год назад +14

    The chasm of clams 🤣

    • @thomaswood6115
      @thomaswood6115 7 месяцев назад +1

      gets me everytime I just laugh out loud

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej 3 месяца назад +3

      I walk through said chasm every day when I go to the city.. 😢 It’s not as funny living through it as it is in this sketch 🤣…

  • @jaakkooksa5374
    @jaakkooksa5374 Год назад +20

    We crawl on our knees towards our doom!!!!

  • @AlanAHAPartridge
    @AlanAHAPartridge Год назад +23

    How can the same joke be funny every time 😂😂

  • @thunor3656
    @thunor3656 Год назад +20

    What's for tea mother? Maggots on toast?!

  • @WestHamThreeHammers
    @WestHamThreeHammers Год назад +28

    Kills me everytime higson is a genius

    • @shooglies
      @shooglies 8 месяцев назад

      As is Arabella Weir

  • @AarenJable
    @AarenJable Год назад +13

    _They wait for me in the forest_

  • @StarlightSymphonyASMR
    @StarlightSymphonyASMR 3 месяца назад +5

    This is my favourite sketch from the Whole Fast Show!
    "Lock me in the cellar and fed me pins!" They never get old!
    Thank you so much for putting these up!

  • @cleopatraoatcake7364
    @cleopatraoatcake7364 Год назад +13

    I have to re-visit Johnny Nice Painter regularly! My favorite is probably "Oh, yes--what shall we do with Father, Mother? Fold him like a ticket, and poke him in a hole?! Is that you in the buttons box, making all that noise?"

  • @brynroberts5615
    @brynroberts5615 7 месяцев назад +7

    Apparently he made all these rants up as he went along. The lady had no idea what he would say next. Brilliant!!

  • @robkeeleycomposer
    @robkeeleycomposer 2 месяца назад +3

    Arabella's stoic, long-suffering is perfect.

  • @viljanov
    @viljanov 4 месяца назад +3

    "Where shall we sleep, mother? In father's grave?"

  • @Doughty321
    @Doughty321 Год назад +14

    We crawl on our knees towards our doom.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 4 месяца назад

      woof,woof,woof...... 🐕

  • @drippincolors
    @drippincolors 10 месяцев назад +12

    How Arabelle Weir keeps a straight face is more brilliant and impressive than Higsons acting😂

    • @eyebrowman1
      @eyebrowman1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Amazing innit. She smirks on one of them

    • @alexmousley7213
      @alexmousley7213 Месяц назад

      @@eyebrowman1I can see the hint of a smirk in may of them, but, hardly surprising as Higson's performance is always so hilarious and possibly, at least partly, ad libbed!

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 4 месяца назад +3

    ''teddy pumpkin!'' 🤣

  • @m7dgz
    @m7dgz 11 месяцев назад +10

    Arabella Weir deserves a medal for managing to keep a straight face!

    • @gayleberserker
      @gayleberserker 8 месяцев назад +2

      She is truly the unsung hero of these sketches

    • @pugking4518
      @pugking4518 7 месяцев назад

      If you watch the video at 1:02 you can tell she is trying not to laugh

  • @eddieobrien1411
    @eddieobrien1411 Год назад +9

    We convince ourselves of meaning and value,but alongside this exists an overwhelming sense of futility and existential dread.This character embodies the dual nature of life and the awful antagonism between hope and despair. This is true comedy because if we didn’t laugh, we’d be tearing our own hair out

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 месяцев назад +5

    Johnny the Nice Painter is one of The Fast Show's funniest characters. Brilliantly played by Charlie Higson. It's not explained why he dislikes the colour black.

    • @Moodymongul
      @Moodymongul 7 месяцев назад +4

      It's just his 'trigger' word. His 'Niagara Falls', if you will.
      That then unleashes the memories. And the blackhole of despair within his artistic soul.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Moodymongul What's for tea tonight, Mother? Shadows and lies on toast?

  • @VideoNarstee
    @VideoNarstee Год назад +6

    Loved this sketch back in the day.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 месяцев назад +3

    4:32 "THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR CITY!!!" LOL 😆

  • @jorisbonson1990
    @jorisbonson1990 2 месяца назад +1

    Im blind! The gulls have plucked out my eyes!

  • @_evangelina__
    @_evangelina__ Год назад +3

    Johnny Nice, the godfather of Goth ▪️◾️▪️

  • @markeyhendrix
    @markeyhendrix Год назад +3

    I'm a fly trapped in a bottle of shadows haha

  • @3minutehero601
    @3minutehero601 Год назад +6

    They tap at my window with tiny paws!

  • @wiganwench1
    @wiganwench1 26 дней назад

    The moon is weeping in its room 😂

  • @juliajackson1211
    @juliajackson1211 2 месяца назад +1

    ….Teddy pumpkin….pay the ticket to get in the funnel!

  • @liamhollin8265
    @liamhollin8265 3 месяца назад

    These were a brilliant observation of people, I think that's what make them so hilarious👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @yetanotherperson6436
    @yetanotherperson6436 4 месяца назад +2

    I was a professional artist and had to stop because of mental health problems, so when I watch these it's a kind of 'funny because it's true' experience. Mental health services mostly approach things in a humourless way. I understand that they have to do that. They don't want to be seen as mocking, but all that earnestness gets old very quickly. Luckily my friends take the piss regularly.

  • @dragonzilla6482
    @dragonzilla6482 Год назад +4

    And yet ironically, his cap is black!

  • @richardjamieson6681
    @richardjamieson6681 10 месяцев назад +2

    Has anybody got access to the one where Johnny’s trousers fall down? Priceless…..

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 4 месяца назад +1

    ''very dark,almost black...'' ''johnny....'' 🤣

  • @eyebrowman1
    @eyebrowman1 7 месяцев назад

    The moon is weeping in a secret room. Lol😂

  • @paulallison2412
    @paulallison2412 7 месяцев назад +1

    My eyes are pies ... and yours are lies!! 😂

  • @gentleken7864
    @gentleken7864 6 месяцев назад +3

    After going there in the summer, I know that the first sketch is done in Staithes in North Yorkshire. Really pretty village next to the sea.

    • @bewlaybrother4460
      @bewlaybrother4460 2 дня назад

      Used to be a lovely place to live. Now though it's full of rentals, with visitors hardly ever leaving their accommodation. Locals can't afford to live there, just like Runswick Bay. Totally ruined.

  • @felinusfeline5559
    @felinusfeline5559 Год назад +2

    7:08 She's trying so hard not to laugh!

  • @kukumuniu5658
    @kukumuniu5658 7 месяцев назад

    I would like to watch full history of Johnny...

  • @redkite_
    @redkite_ Год назад +1

    4:16 always my favourite

  • @supabry26
    @supabry26 8 месяцев назад

    Shit makes me laugh everytime , only thing is he has a black hat and a pallet full of black paint everytime! 😂

  • @anjou6497
    @anjou6497 Год назад +2

    ...yes, its almost.........BLACK. "Johnny, we better be going home now".. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vinlab5937
    @vinlab5937 7 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Genius

  • @meridian2000
    @meridian2000 Год назад +3

    @Rewind TV I need your help, do you know a user called Prezelot who used to be on RUclips and had great archive clips such as CBBC, and CITV, if you do and you got his email address, please can you ask him to come back to RUclips as I miss his uploads so much and it was not fair when his channel got removed.
    Now I noticed that you don't normally reply to comments but this one is extremely important so when you get this comment received please can you reply, thanks.

  • @JP-dv7rf
    @JP-dv7rf 5 месяцев назад +1

    🎶Teddy Pumpkinnn 🎶

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 4 месяца назад

      I always think of this when it's halloween. 🤣

  • @Aspinator
    @Aspinator 10 месяцев назад

    I’m about to choke😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markbryant8321
    @markbryant8321 2 месяца назад

    He use to.kill me . One of my gavs of the show I am in fits here 😂

  • @dmgsoultogetherness6667
    @dmgsoultogetherness6667 6 месяцев назад +1

    arabella weir outstanding .

  • @anjou6497
    @anjou6497 Год назад +1

    Perhaps all those nice painting tutors do have a seething manic side ? I knew one, you had to run when he threw furniture. 🌴

  • @AzraelSWFC2011
    @AzraelSWFC2011 4 месяца назад

    First sketch, Robin Hoods Bat iirc, and there is a great pub at the bottom of the hill.

    • @davidanderson1639
      @davidanderson1639 3 месяца назад +1

      It’s actually Staithes, not Robin Hoods Bay; I live close to both places.

    • @bewlaybrother4460
      @bewlaybrother4460 2 дня назад

      It's Staithes and it's been totally ruined with rented accommodation.

  • @MatthewCharmanadventures
    @MatthewCharmanadventures 3 месяца назад

    Something I've always loved is that... he's wearing a black hat! How does he get out of the house? It's s subtle joke in a very OTT sketch but it's so funny!

  • @jakubdabrowski3846
    @jakubdabrowski3846 Год назад +3

    What was wrong with my message? It has been deleted

  • @emmacook1984
    @emmacook1984 Год назад

    03:14 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulbradley705
    @paulbradley705 Месяц назад

    Is This the crazy neighbour from friday night dinner ?

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 4 месяца назад

    gothic horror poetry in a nutshell 🤣

  • @MasterofSpiders
    @MasterofSpiders 8 дней назад

    2:27 - He already had the black ready on his paintbrush. He's been faking it.

  • @ashleyporter9547
    @ashleyporter9547 9 месяцев назад

    Pins?!? Pins?!? Pins!?!

  • @philfletcher3434
    @philfletcher3434 10 месяцев назад +1

    Even his cap's black.

  • @markuslappalainen6847
    @markuslappalainen6847 Месяц назад

    He has black cap.

  • @DjDeadpig
    @DjDeadpig 6 месяцев назад

    Astrophobia in a nutshell

  • @jakubdabrowski3846
    @jakubdabrowski3846 Год назад

    There is one more episode with Johnny painting a portrait of some Lord with his residence in the background. And ten a man with big black dog enters the spot... The lord is played by the same actor who played Ron's father in Harry Potter series. I don't now why, but If I put the actor's name in the post, it's soon being deleted.

    • @thecardboardgiraffe
      @thecardboardgiraffe 11 месяцев назад +1

      Is that the one where he runs while holding the painting and his trousers fall down? I've been looking for that for ages on here and have never found it

    • @jakubdabrowski3846
      @jakubdabrowski3846 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@thecardboardgiraffe Exactly. I found it by googl'ing "johnny nice painter portrait"

    • @thecardboardgiraffe
      @thecardboardgiraffe 11 месяцев назад

      @@jakubdabrowski3846 I've also lost a comment - but thanks I found it with your tip. It seems you can't refer to outside sites, but the fast show is currently up on the service that originally aired it.

  • @mrbig9595
    @mrbig9595 Год назад +1

    What a shame this humor would not be allowed now

    • @brandonhoward3805
      @brandonhoward3805 10 месяцев назад

      No one has ever had a problem with a colour dude don't be a snowflake 🤣

    • @wangtangbob
      @wangtangbob 3 месяца назад

      Why would it not be allowed?

  • @StephenLyons-tl8ie
    @StephenLyons-tl8ie 8 месяцев назад

    One is mildly comical; lots together are just tedious. One "joke" extended ad nauseam.