@@tentringer4065 it was a joke. Seeing as most activists take offence on other peoples behalf and LGBT now has about 40 other letters added. My apologies obviously not funny
Never has, never will be. This was the peak of 90's sketch shows. These days you couldn't make anything like this without offending someone. Truly a shit time to be alive.
Easily the best UK sketch show ever. Most difficult question in the world: "who's your favourite Fast Show character?" Doesn't matter which one you come up with, someone will remind you of another equally brilliant character. Personally I loved Competitive Dad. Then again, Channel 9 was also side-splitting...
the worlds safer than you know. its a method of control to tell us innacurate possibilities of doomsday. imagine your reassurance and its not a fantasy. .. the wealthy don't have the spine to be kind or thoughtfull but it is what it is x
The Fast Show was fantastic, with so many talented comedians, Bob Fleming had the same hair/sideburns as an old boss which made it funnier. Where are such shows now?
"Chip - if you could just hold your gun straight that would be terrific." "You want me to run straight into traffic? Okay." _Later, in hospital, Chip is in bed hooked up to life support and his lower body in plaster_ "Chip, it's awful, they're saying you'll never walk again." "Stab myself with a fork and a pen? You're the boss." _Chip stabs himself with a pen and a fork_ "Chip, you've blinded yourself in both eyes! And we're not even on a shoot! And I'm just the hospital janitor. Get it through your head: WE ARE NOT FILMING A SCENE" "Turn off my own life-support machine? If you say so gaffer" Etc...
Was there ever a sketch where they diliberately said the wrong thing to him and he misheard and did what they wanted? Because there should have been. It could have been the final one.
I've just noticed that in the last sketch the director's name changes from Danny to Guy. That aside it is clear that Chip was hired by a rival producer to wreck the production.
here's my one director: Chip we got a bit of a problem with the set and we just need to put it right, why don't you go back to the dressing room and come back later? Chip: get in a fight with the Alligator? right...........ARRRRRRGH
They missed a joke with this. They should've had the production crew gradually cog on to the likelihood, and actually end up patching together the movie based on what he might mishear everything as.
"I used to watch it but it's not as good as it used to be" 😂😂😂
Was that a reference to a specific programme?
@@edga69 Grange Hill?
Clever. I see what you did there 👍
Byker Grove I think.
Yeah. Why aye no man x
We need the Fast Show back in our lives again
RUclips or box set im afraid its not woke enough !
Live tour next month. Can't wait
"Ride me bike into the dock ? " 🏍
I love how he just acts immediately upon receiving instructions.
“Cause mass destruction?” 👍🏻
as a deaf person myself I can totally , TOTALLY relate to this !
Same here mate, can totally relate to it and thats what made it even funnier =)
Well I'm not deaf but I think I'll go mental and start ranting on your behalf and get the woke brigade to add a D to their alphabet soup bollox 😂😂😂
@@sumthingwickedlyit sounds like you got yourself worked up over a problem that doesn't exist. You must have a lot of time on your hands.
@@tentringer4065 it was a joke. Seeing as most activists take offence on other peoples behalf and LGBT now has about 40 other letters added. My apologies obviously not funny
Pardon?
"I dont need a ladder" 😂
"Punch the short arse", brill
I like his excitement when he thinks he hears that 🤣
This has cheer me up as feel very down lately
Hope you feel better soon x
Does cheer me up 😂😂😂🤣
Know the feeling 😢
Hope things got better for you, my dude.
@@DrMcMoist yes it has love the fast show so funny by the way am Samantha Sam for short
I love Simon Day's monotonous voice in this
Just watched a man jump through a window on The Bourne Identity and started cracking up thinking of these sketches.
"CHIPPPPPP!?? Take 5 we need to reset the wire"
"Set meself on fire, alright"
"Well thanks for that chip"
"About 5 past 7"
Absolutely LOL!!!!!!
He must be fantastic when he’s on form because they keep hiring him every time...
“Blow myself up with the land mine?” 👍🏻
Well, he does expertly execute the stunts he attempts.
Has there ever been a better sketch show?
NO.
No
Never has, never will be. This was the peak of 90's sketch shows. These days you couldn't make anything like this without offending someone. Truly a shit time to be alive.
No
No.
I like how the don't even bother to make it sound similar the last time. Gotta love "punch the short arse!"
Ride me bike into the dock'??? The best, just... the. very. best.
Comically sad character, brilliantly performed by the seriously underrated John Thompson.
Nice!
Underrated by who other than you?
Underrated?
Easily the best UK sketch show ever. Most difficult question in the world: "who's your favourite Fast Show character?" Doesn't matter which one you come up with, someone will remind you of another equally brilliant character. Personally I loved Competitive Dad. Then again, Channel 9 was also side-splitting...
Competitive Dad: that was very close to the bone for me...
i used to be able to completely talk along with all Jazz Club segments.
@@DJSamsonofficial a rare and useful talent indeed. Niiiiiicccccce. SCORCHIO!
Julio Geordio
Unlucky alf’s got to be the best
BEST stuntman in the whole wide world..
Quarter passed seven
@@jasonantigua6825 Nice ;)
Genius ! Funniest thing I seen for a long time =) I'm deaf and have exactly the same problems, thank fk I ain't a stunt man !
I miss this show SO much (glad I can still get to see it here 😉)
Ride my bike into the dock 😂
Props to the real stunt artists
Kip Chob I believe…
The thumbs up when he says “turn the production office into a fireball” kills me.
best character on the fast show
Brilliant stuff
hugh fraser has clearly worked with EXACTLY the kind of director he's playing in all these.
It's the "punch the short arse" bit that gets every time.
Thanks for that chip -
Five past seven.
Such a clever premise 😂😂😂
The finest show the homes a standout.....nearly put my self in hospital with that series. ..the best
Chip Cobb ......😂😂😂😂👍
I've seen every episode of the fast show but really don't remember some of these
Set me self on fire, right you are.
There is nothing on TV now that's anywhere near as funny as the fast show. Comic geniuses the lot of em......
Bring back the fast show, I'm sick of these terrorist attacks.
the worlds safer than you know. its a method of control to tell us innacurate possibilities of doomsday. imagine your reassurance and its not a fantasy. .. the wealthy don't have the spine to be kind or thoughtfull but it is what it is x
That guy was the Terminator. Nothing ever harmed him.
So much filmed in the North East of England, Transporter Bridge in Middlesbrough at the start.
I used to watch it 😂😂😂
@Givemeanhour Baywatch?
This is impressive for a sketch show
BRILLIANT, cracks me up
5:21 Chip. YOU'RE FIRED!!!
''I'm hired?.... When do I start?''
fantastic timeless
"Just need to go thought the safety checks for the bike alright?
"Ah i used to watch it but it's not as good as it used to be"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bloody love chip. Lmao 😁
Priceless.
Pissing myself at this🤣🤣🤣 cheers 🍻
The Fast Show was fantastic, with so many talented comedians, Bob Fleming had the same hair/sideburns as an old boss which made it funnier. Where are such shows now?
What's great about the sketch is that everyone else who normally plays funny characters plays it straight.
I don't remember these....absolutely hilarious
Oh my goodness just too funny! ^^
"Chip - if you could just hold your gun straight that would be terrific."
"You want me to run straight into traffic? Okay."
_Later, in hospital, Chip is in bed hooked up to life support and his lower body in plaster_
"Chip, it's awful, they're saying you'll never walk again."
"Stab myself with a fork and a pen? You're the boss."
_Chip stabs himself with a pen and a fork_
"Chip, you've blinded yourself in both eyes! And we're not even on a shoot! And I'm just the hospital janitor. Get it through your head: WE ARE NOT FILMING A SCENE"
"Turn off my own life-support machine? If you say so gaffer"
Etc...
This needs more upvotes!
Excellent
Brilliant 👏
This is funny on so many levels
If you watch this early you can get yourself laughing and improve your day onwards.
The best of the lot! 🤣🤣🤣
Was there ever a sketch where they diliberately said the wrong thing to him and he misheard and did what they wanted? Because there should have been. It could have been the final one.
Awesome upload!!!! LMFFFAAAOOO!!! :D :D
Reminds me a bit of the old "Rob Obvious" sketch by Monty Python.
“Fall to the floor like a ton of bricks”
I think that was the live show
".... Five passed Seven."
Genius comedy hahaha brilliant
3:22 😂😂
I used to work with Chip,great guy even though he had his moments he was a great fall guy.
Genius
Back when the BBC had the budget for proper pyrotechnics.
Coolest stuntman name ever. And a tasty tea t'boot
What’s scary, is that you don’t even realise how close to reality this sometimes is.
Good to see the Middlesbrough Transporter
'Turn the alarm off'............................................... 'yes'! haha
You'd think they'd stop hiring him at some point
I used to watch it but it's not as good as it used to be.
Five past seven.
Pardon?
I don't need a ladder.
Proper funny. Really enjoyed watching this compilation.
5 past 7 : coming after the pyrotechnics I laughed out loud at that one.
3:51 LOL
I love Cath
Hilarious!
That bridge is from the 2 painters 😂
Bruce Willis on set
I don't need a ladder 😂
1:36 😂😂😂
Chip Cob... butter on't cob.. salt and vinegar on't chips... Grand
3:48 Lunch at quarter past.
I've just noticed that in the last sketch the director's name changes from Danny to Guy. That aside it is clear that Chip was hired by a rival producer to wreck the production.
Hilarious
They must of spent quite abit on effects, they wouldn’t do that nowadays
PRE TIM AND ERIC FUNNY NAMES BY A MILE
here's my one
director: Chip we got a bit of a problem with the set and we just need to put it right, why don't you go back to the dressing room and come back later?
Chip: get in a fight with the Alligator? right...........ARRRRRRGH
No we missed that!! Let's shoot it again Chip!!!
cool..haha funny
There wasnt one poor character in any of the shows...all brilliant !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do they keep employing him..haha.
Five past seven ha
A trick was missed with this character ,should have been a sit com, sorta Victor Meldrew type disasters.
They missed a joke with this. They should've had the production crew gradually cog on to the likelihood, and actually end up patching together the movie based on what he might mishear everything as.
3:21
1:40
Those little touches. Still cracks me up.
📢🤣 poor chip 🤣 gets the job done 🤣 and still survives 🤣⛔️🚭🆘️........flip the dynamite and jump on the knives 🧯🤒🤕👍👍
Filmed in middlesbrough!
The absolute shit hole
I dont need a ladder
Anyone here because of radio x? 😂