If you wish me “Happy Birthday” you get banned

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 4 месяца назад +1894

    50/50 ban on message is peak "Twitch chat has an incurable gambling addiction where they don't even want a reward, they just want to win".

    • @Stary-BFBD
      @Stary-BFBD 4 месяца назад +60

      I L L E G A L !
      **BANNED**

    • @Loyd4798
      @Loyd4798 Месяц назад +11

      W GAMBLING

  • @CinciRon
    @CinciRon 7 месяцев назад +14227

    The funniest part about this is that he accidentally left the "1 in 10,000 chance to end the stream" thing on during the next stream, and then got confused why the stream kept ending out of nowhere.

    • @jacksonbloodmoon3787
      @jacksonbloodmoon3787 7 месяцев назад +1781

      That is absolutely hilarious, oh my god. How long did it take for him to discover the code was still running?

    • @DevDev-dm3st
      @DevDev-dm3st 7 месяцев назад +2760

      ​@@jacksonbloodmoon3787 5 retries. He left the code running but without the 1 in 10000 condition enabled. WHICH DEFAULTS TO RETURN TRUE AT EVERY MESSGAE.
      Killing the stream at first message.

    • @jacksonbloodmoon3787
      @jacksonbloodmoon3787 7 месяцев назад +252

      @@DevDev-dm3st Wow.

    • @ace94d
      @ace94d 7 месяцев назад +364

      I really hope someone has a link to this happening.

    • @barrackobama7962
      @barrackobama7962 7 месяцев назад +130

      if someone can link it can you tag me please

  • @kohaneazusawa
    @kohaneazusawa 7 месяцев назад +9371

    I love the double irony in this stream. Not only did he end up making basically the entire stream about the bans despite initially banning people because he wanted to stay on topic but he also ruthlessly murdered thousands while playing a spelunky pacifist run

    • @peddr.o
      @peddr.o 7 месяцев назад +723

      "finally no one is saying happy birthday anymore, now we can pay attention to spelunky"
      *extremely loud buzzer noises drowning out to everything he says*

    • @insertinsults4567
      @insertinsults4567 7 месяцев назад +170

      @@peddr.o ILLEGAL

    • @infernox1099
      @infernox1099 7 месяцев назад +48

      that was a pacifist run?

    • @calebsgamesstuff
      @calebsgamesstuff 7 месяцев назад +6

      classic doug

    • @badsnacks1703
      @badsnacks1703 7 месяцев назад +56

      You forgot the fact that this ban addiction got so bad, he ended up putting his own stream at stake.

  • @thepyroscup6072
    @thepyroscup6072 7 месяцев назад +6060

    I love the fact that for a brief moment, the bot spammers showed up and someone who was operating them noticed what was going on and just decided to abandon ship.

    • @FGCLovesYou
      @FGCLovesYou 7 месяцев назад +403

      That in itself is a pretty great own on the bot spammers.

    • @anotherdan4920
      @anotherdan4920 7 месяцев назад +591

      You're giving them too much credit. I'm sure the bots have code to abandon any stream that goes into emote only mode for a certain amount of time.

    • @chrissametrinequartz9389
      @chrissametrinequartz9389 7 месяцев назад

      @@anotherdan4920 I'm genuinely interested in if people that make those services are smart enough to do that

    • @VoidExileYT
      @VoidExileYT 7 месяцев назад +245

      Oh yeah "they can't ban all the bots" is not gonna work on dougs channel. They would be banned so fast

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 6 месяцев назад +81

      @@anotherdan4920 Or they just abandon a stream after spamming. No reason for them to hang around after that, and risk more of a ban than they are already.

  • @nobodyimportant7135
    @nobodyimportant7135 7 месяцев назад +4003

    I'm gonna be honest, if I popped into Doug's stream and saw the entire chat screaming happy birthday, I would assume it was a bit before I assumed it was actually his birthday

    • @SaerBear5
      @SaerBear5 7 месяцев назад +240

      I was there that day and legitimately thought it was a bit for a good 20 minutes.

    • @bzipoli
      @bzipoli 6 месяцев назад +122

      you're not wrong people usually wish him happy birthday every stream. like this week still. it just need one chatter to do the bit

  • @daskanguru3515
    @daskanguru3515 7 месяцев назад +21520

    To be fair, if I was pushing 65, I wouldn't want people to remind me of my birthday either

    • @CapnWarpBeard
      @CapnWarpBeard 7 месяцев назад +232

      Doug is 64 yo?

    • @alext6933
      @alext6933 7 месяцев назад +502

      ​@@CapnWarpBeardyep😊

    • @shinyman250
      @shinyman250 7 месяцев назад +254

      Don't you mean 96

    • @Yee_Hawww_Macaw
      @Yee_Hawww_Macaw 7 месяцев назад +208

      I thought he was 107...

    • @Stoneybear1
      @Stoneybear1 7 месяцев назад +88

      Anddd it’s not funny anymore.

  • @MDT_2000
    @MDT_2000 7 месяцев назад +10254

    Killing his own Dad for wishing him a happy birthday is such a classic Doug move.

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 7 месяцев назад +492

      R/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

    • @tejasdixit4417
      @tejasdixit4417 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Otamatone69 r/foundthemobileuser

    • @davialmeida4442
      @davialmeida4442 7 месяцев назад +126

      @@Otamatone69 They'll probably hear about a lot more than just this

    • @vincesaenz2760
      @vincesaenz2760 7 месяцев назад +142

      @@Otamatone69 To this day I still don’t know why they hated ougdoug

    • @SethbotStar
      @SethbotStar 7 месяцев назад +75

      ​@@vincesaenz2760 'Twas amply the polemical knave, thusly begetting tumult and bedlam.

  • @hansolobutimdead
    @hansolobutimdead 7 месяцев назад +6191

    That last message saying "REMEMBER ME" is absolute gold

    • @givingshitsincetwentyeleven
      @givingshitsincetwentyeleven 7 месяцев назад +165

      I wonder who shut it down

    • @CCDombro
      @CCDombro 7 месяцев назад +507

      @@givingshitsincetwentyelevenmost heroes go down without recognition

    • @KD6-3005
      @KD6-3005 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@CCDombro h di a hro

    • @kawasloppy
      @kawasloppy 7 месяцев назад +74

      Thedoctor525 with the finishing blow

    • @ProwoodStuff
      @ProwoodStuff 7 месяцев назад +115

      @@givingshitsincetwentyelevenI’ll be willing to bet it’s the last message sent to stream, not the giant ‘REMEMBER ME’ but the message sent by that chronos32 guy

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 7 месяцев назад +1956

    "AEIOU quit sabotaging your career lol"
    That message already had all the vowels, though...

    • @markouellette6868
      @markouellette6868 7 месяцев назад +20

      Lmfao 😂

    • @tromedlovdrolmai
      @tromedlovdrolmai 7 месяцев назад +157

      but "career" has a repeated letter in a row, which is why it was illegal

    • @smoceany9478
      @smoceany9478 6 месяцев назад +21

      so does "why would i care about the game"

    • @snowcat9308
      @snowcat9308 Месяц назад +3

      it also included words that had more/less than 4 letters, which got the person banned LMAO

    • @cat1554
      @cat1554 12 дней назад

      aeiou

  • @BenSpace
    @BenSpace 7 месяцев назад +783

    I don’t know why but something cracks me up about Doug putting on the “Declaration of Independence” rule and then somebody typing “WE THE BEAR” into the chat and it being legal, lmao

  • @Theology.101
    @Theology.101 7 месяцев назад +18522

    I love how much Doug DESPISES his audience he is constantly looking for new reasons to ban them

    • @Idk-noob
      @Idk-noob 7 месяцев назад +341

      happy birthday

    • @CapnWarpBeard
      @CapnWarpBeard 7 месяцев назад +119

      @@Idk-noobthank you!

    • @connordendy
      @connordendy 7 месяцев назад +102

      It’s not a ban it’s a ban until the next stream

    • @ClassicCat80
      @ClassicCat80 7 месяцев назад +322

      R/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

    • @AlanNoNamePlayer
      @AlanNoNamePlayer 7 месяцев назад +19

      Ban IT, not them, let's be polite.
      (Like Doug)

  • @diano357
    @diano357 7 месяцев назад +1006

    Every other steamer: Being banned is a punishment
    Doug Doug: Being banned is the entertainment

    • @bzipoli
      @bzipoli 6 месяцев назад +14

      chat: being banned is an honour o7

    • @Maxxywell33
      @Maxxywell33 6 месяцев назад +1

      o7

    • @Blobby14
      @Blobby14 17 дней назад

      o7

  • @pogies
    @pogies 7 месяцев назад +2785

    The fact that twitch chat got the 0.001% BEFORE the 1% is the biggest use plot armor EVER.

    • @Noname-py3uu
      @Noname-py3uu 7 месяцев назад +127

      1 in 10000 should be 0.01%, still great, but 10x more likely

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 7 месяцев назад +111

      Oh, I thought he just didn't implement the mod killer

    • @AyanSharma-i9f
      @AyanSharma-i9f 7 месяцев назад +1

      fr

    • @jneal4154
      @jneal4154 7 месяцев назад +101

      He thought that 10,000 was low odds, but it's actually likely to happen fairly quickly.
      This is because the only way to roll the dice for say the 500th message is if the previous 499 messages didn't trigger it.
      We can find the expected number of messages required for 50/50 odds of the stream ending by solving the following equation:
      P(🔨)^x=0.5 where P(🔨) is the odds of the message resulting in a ban and the stream continuing.
      (1-0.0001)^x=0.5
      (0.9999)^x=0.5
      log_0.9999(0.5)=x
      x=ln(0.5)/ln(0.9999)
      If stream ended before they posted a total of 6931 messages, then they beat the odds.

    • @chrisydoo
      @chrisydoo 7 месяцев назад +17

      ⁠@@jneal4154why do I feel like someone’s gonna reply with a nerd emoji

  • @msp654
    @msp654 7 месяцев назад +565

    For a man who fundraises thousands to celebrate the birth of an otter, Doug really hates birthdays

  • @Transitional
    @Transitional 6 месяцев назад +158

    "I don't want this constantly to be a thing where you guys are striking and I don't know what's going on and I would like us to not have a strained relationship"
    > bans "striking"
    Like a real corporation

  • @EonLess
    @EonLess 7 месяцев назад +3210

    15:53 The fact that the running gimmick of Doug banning everybody has a non-zero chance of getting him banned by Twitch is hilarious.

    • @jayde4872
      @jayde4872 7 месяцев назад +233

      Banned by twitch? If you mean his account suspended, then probably not since Twitch probably doesn’t care as long as everyone is having a good time and Doug isn’t breaking TOS.
      If you mean the code, then Doug said it’s literally impossible to ban himself.

    • @quickdraw6893
      @quickdraw6893 7 месяцев назад +131

      ​@@jayde4872Some of those messages he was getting seems like some actual butthurt, although Twitch chat definitely blurs the line a lot sometimes. Still, he's big enough that Twitch probably won't bother him too much, but then their admin team doesn't have the best track record either... hrm.

    • @ThatGuyInTheBack007
      @ThatGuyInTheBack007 7 месяцев назад +83

      I mean at this point it's one of the hilarious gimmicks about his channel. 😂
      Find out the established rules and find ways to get around it.
      If it was generally an issue, he'd definitely would stop though.

    • @portablejea7014
      @portablejea7014 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@pyr0maniac227 ITS HERE, GO ATTACK HIM NOW GOGOOGO

    • @rmills963
      @rmills963 7 месяцев назад +129

      You would have to make the argument that the bans are making the experience worse, when in reality it's creating a ton of viewer engagement and entertainment while youtube chat is left on the sidelines

  • @thaumaTurtles
    @thaumaTurtles 7 месяцев назад +2560

    Shame he didn't do the whole "only 30 seconds of celebration" thing last year. Then it could be both his thirty-second birthday and his 30-second birthday.

    • @DrZombieShark
      @DrZombieShark 7 месяцев назад +48

      OMG that is genius

    • @teonanhilton2512
      @teonanhilton2512 7 месяцев назад +69

      And If he'd done it a year before that as well, it would have been his thirty second birthday, 30- second birthday and second-30-second birthday

    • @goober_985
      @goober_985 7 месяцев назад +9

      if he had done it last year, this year would've been his thirty-second birthday, and his second-30-second birthday; if he had done it the year before the year before last year, it would've been his thirty-second birthday, and his second-second-30-second birthday; if he had done it the year before the year before the year before the year before last year, it would've been his thirty-second birthday, and his second-second-second-30-second birthday; if he had done it the year before the year before the year before the year before the year before the year before the year before the year before last year, it would've been his thirty-second birthday, and his second-second-second-second-30-second birthday. second no longer looks like a word

    • @thaumaTurtles
      @thaumaTurtles 7 месяцев назад

      @@goober_985 Barnfinders.

    • @jimmyseit934
      @jimmyseit934 7 месяцев назад

      i thought it was his 53rd

  • @xxfloppypillowxx
    @xxfloppypillowxx 7 месяцев назад +6368

    Lol I was watching this thinking "oh DougDoug's birthday was on the 18th? I guess 10 days isn't too bad of a turn around for him to post this" and then someone said happy January 18th and suddenly I'm far less impressed.

    • @Sam99823
      @Sam99823 7 месяцев назад +271

      I thought the same thing 🤣

    • @MNthal
      @MNthal 7 месяцев назад

      s d d d d

    • @char5379
      @char5379 7 месяцев назад +195

      i saw the date on his pc at the start haha

    • @HunterTracks
      @HunterTracks 7 месяцев назад +311

      The previous video on this channel was about best stream of 2023 awards, so, yeah, quite predictable.

    • @CaptainWoggy
      @CaptainWoggy 7 месяцев назад +130

      Oh hey that's my mom's birthday!
      Wait, is DougDoug my mom?

  • @CataplecticFae
    @CataplecticFae 7 месяцев назад +349

    I had randomly joined the stream when it was live at the exact point his dad got banned having no clue what was going on and just immediately went "Ah this is what we're doing today"

    • @ProgrammerPenguin
      @ProgrammerPenguin 25 дней назад

      that must've been weird

    • @CataplecticFae
      @CataplecticFae 25 дней назад

      @@ProgrammerPenguin it was but I sure hit acceptance fast

    • @ProgrammerPenguin
      @ProgrammerPenguin 24 дня назад

      @@CataplecticFae and you replied fast too

    • @CataplecticFae
      @CataplecticFae 23 дня назад

      @@ProgrammerPenguin The notification popped up as I was watching something lmao

  • @SomeGalNamedEve
    @SomeGalNamedEve 7 месяцев назад +282

    I love how it went from "I just want to play Spelunky today" to Doug just completely forgetting he has Spelunky on in the background

    • @Alex-vl1mk
      @Alex-vl1mk 3 месяца назад +1

      omg Paxiti pfp

    • @SomeGalNamedEve
      @SomeGalNamedEve 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Alex-vl1mk Yesss, Paxiti's art is so good
      Almost every picture I was considering for my pfp was by them lol

  • @clickbait7396
    @clickbait7396 7 месяцев назад +2335

    I wish we could see the message that killed the stream. we want to meet the hero who defeated doug at his own game.

    • @mittycommitspizzatime92
      @mittycommitspizzatime92 7 месяцев назад +871

      The message that killed the stream was “o7” by Wormtypecreature

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 7 месяцев назад +382

      it's the same logic as the firing squad, no one knows who has the lethal bullet.

    • @frostyodran5893
      @frostyodran5893 7 месяцев назад +141

      @@durdleduc8520 about the firing squad, that is the dumbest idea i ever heard, like who though that not knowing if you killed the person would help ya mentally. you either killed them or you did not, the nyou can deal with it, bur if you are not sure? nah, haunting me for the rest of my life

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 7 месяцев назад +63

      @@frostyodran5893 yeah i get your point, though for me it stops at the existence of the firing squad to begin with. in general the idea is to reduce your personal accountability. but we shouldn't be putting anyone in that position in the first place.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +8

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @awakener-s3l
    @awakener-s3l 7 месяцев назад +973

    Being a mod has to be an occupational hazard at this point
    Also, it got cut out, but before we killed the stream, we killed 2 more mods.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +3

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @GolfcuBebe
      @GolfcuBebe 7 месяцев назад +5

      Poor mods or lucky bastards? Im confused

    • @chrissametrinequartz9389
      @chrissametrinequartz9389 7 месяцев назад +2

      also how many mods does he have?

  • @tattersthebat6253
    @tattersthebat6253 7 месяцев назад +2688

    Doug's explanations for his ideas are sounding more and more like Doofenshmirtz backstory exposition

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 7 месяцев назад +111

      He was raised by ocelots.

    • @charlietheuncreative6737
      @charlietheuncreative6737 7 месяцев назад +34

      wild tatters sighting

    • @sapphireblue4031
      @sapphireblue4031 7 месяцев назад +64

      He doesn't like the celebrate his Birthday because when he was born, both of his parents didn't attend

    • @eduardpeeterlemming
      @eduardpeeterlemming 7 месяцев назад +10

      Rosa gave raised him like Grey mann

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @Paddylol
    @Paddylol 6 месяцев назад +236

    for april fools, Doug should just stream a game. no gimmick

  • @creeperkingplayz5037
    @creeperkingplayz5037 7 месяцев назад +83

    Bro how did this turn from stopping chat from celebrating your bday, into a rebellion that escalated into the end of the fucking world.
    I love these videos man, its so stupid but it’s pricelessly funny

  • @dumbchild1514
    @dumbchild1514 7 месяцев назад +3537

    Doug’s lucky the passage of time isn’t scaring him with slowly balding. You can tell he shined his head just for his birthday

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 7 месяцев назад +24

      yeah it just happened all at once for him. How lucky.

    • @magicball3201
      @magicball3201 7 месяцев назад +10

      Is that why he's blond? He's actually just bald? It's come full circle

    • @DarlingMercury
      @DarlingMercury 7 месяцев назад

      Quickly*

    • @matsu7086
      @matsu7086 7 месяцев назад +20

      ​@magicball3201 He's not blonde. What you're seeing is the light refracting off his freshly waxed and shined head giving the illusion of hair.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

  • @jakefaircloth9618
    @jakefaircloth9618 7 месяцев назад +1350

    It's incredibly funny how the banning bot was activated so chat wouldn't be too focused on Doug's birthday and not pay attention to Spelunky, only for the banning to completely take over the stream anyway

    • @hoboishguy
      @hoboishguy 7 месяцев назад +35

      Streisand effect

    • @perfishfan
      @perfishfan 7 месяцев назад +18

      definitely intentional

    • @lucasriddle3431
      @lucasriddle3431 7 месяцев назад +16

      I believe every single Doug stream goes like this

  • @orionsarrow1025
    @orionsarrow1025 7 месяцев назад +3203

    2:21 as an editor myself, I recognize this moment is soaked in editor tears

    • @saraspud
      @saraspud 7 месяцев назад +362

      This is all i could think of when i saw that 💀 Worth it. Pat the editors

    • @Panossa
      @Panossa 7 месяцев назад +246

      Must've taken an entire podcast to edit those in. And I don't mean one episode.

    • @aon_aon_aon
      @aon_aon_aon 7 месяцев назад +219

      That's probably why this came out in April when his birthday was in January lol

    • @DrPsychotic
      @DrPsychotic 7 месяцев назад +56

      i was literally thinking that that scene alone probably took half their editing time

    • @m0ddotrar
      @m0ddotrar 7 месяцев назад +35

      Im not an editor, and i still felt the pain

  • @Minecraftboy4414
    @Minecraftboy4414 2 месяца назад +91

    24:55 today on doug doug’s stream has been stoped rip

  • @r4pture14
    @r4pture14 6 месяцев назад +41

    I like how the chat does not get any slower even when thousands of people get banned

  • @loggerT123
    @loggerT123 7 месяцев назад +2486

    It's really funny how Doug spent time and effort on a code that eliminates everyone who says birthday only for twitch chat to bypass it immediately

    • @connordendy
      @connordendy 7 месяцев назад +43

      He has it as an asset he made a long time ago

    • @ShadowSwe10
      @ShadowSwe10 7 месяцев назад +22

      well can't you also bypass it by saying it in a different language

    • @connordendy
      @connordendy 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@ShadowSwe10 he didn’t want to go through the effort of translating it to other languages to do tjat

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 7 месяцев назад +6

      As a coder, he should be used to this, it's his chats equivalent of TTP

    • @connordendy
      @connordendy 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 he’s not that advanced lol

  • @flyingrainfrog898
    @flyingrainfrog898 7 месяцев назад +1640

    I love how dougdoug streams went from gaming challenges to fucking purge nights

    • @oussama7132
      @oussama7132 7 месяцев назад +69

      and youtube chat is excluded from the chaos

    • @cmmpr111
      @cmmpr111 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@oussama7132The RUclips chat attic has windows that prevent the air from being saturated with drugs and provide easy access to the RUclips comment shed.

    • @riolulover9784
      @riolulover9784 7 месяцев назад +145

      @@oussama7132 We're all like the wartime journalist recording the tragic, moving stories of twitch chat, constantly throwing themselves into the wake of death in an attempt to go out as a hero.
      ~~Which if dougs description in the video is true, will be, kind of ironic if this comment gets removed~~

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 7 месяцев назад +9

      I was there at the begiining of the stream and happily waiting for some spelunky... I left in the part where he introduced the random rules, cause that was boring as heck and i am happy that i did cause the thanos snap rule stresses me out even now

    • @cmmpr111
      @cmmpr111 7 месяцев назад +7

      RUclips chat is safe because the windows prevent the drugs from saturating the attic and allow easy access to the RUclips comment shed.

  • @GDNachoo
    @GDNachoo 7 месяцев назад +876

    there's something insanely hilarious about the concept of a streamer's viewers sacrificing themselves to end the stream

    • @ttahadrianex
      @ttahadrianex 7 месяцев назад +1

      is that clay blob

    • @GDNachoo
      @GDNachoo 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ttahadrianex yes

    • @HaveYouSeenMePFP
      @HaveYouSeenMePFP 7 месяцев назад +4

      cast me into the bottom destroy me

  • @ThiollierofTheGarden
    @ThiollierofTheGarden 7 месяцев назад +63

    Doug, you got me through some tough years at school with your humor and kindness, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say HAPY BDAY.

    • @PBoten
      @PBoten 7 месяцев назад +24

      ILLEGAL

    • @deathburn4329
      @deathburn4329 7 месяцев назад

      Hapy exit meat mech day!

  • @Crayon85
    @Crayon85 2 месяца назад +13

    6:49 I love how someone wishes Dougdoug happy birthday in Chinese

  • @Halishish
    @Halishish 7 месяцев назад +661

    I find it hilarious that at 6:49 someone spoke in chinese saying "sheng ri kuai le" to bypass the barrier.

    • @wangshuping137
      @wangshuping137 7 месяцев назад +108

      狗狗生日快乐!

    • @isaacswope1580
      @isaacswope1580 7 месяцев назад +86

      @@wangshuping137“狗狗”🤣🤣

    • @strigon012
      @strigon012 7 месяцев назад +44

      "You can't get banned if your speaking Chinese" - Sun Tzu

    • @yoshidababies4222
      @yoshidababies4222 7 месяцев назад +19

      Someone also said "Penblwydd Hapus" which is Welsh for Happy Birthday :)

    • @aliasofafool
      @aliasofafool 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@yoshidababies4222 WELSH MENTION

  • @triplebog
    @triplebog 7 месяцев назад +825

    I love that Dougdoug's solution to people striking and wanting rights was to only allow them to use words from a document famously about declaring war for not having enough rights.

  • @happywithsugar7394
    @happywithsugar7394 7 месяцев назад +297

    13:42 "pity that doug born" has me sobbing

  • @JuniBowman
    @JuniBowman Месяц назад +6

    10:00 i thought tyranny was tr*nny at first and i was like "i- where does the deceleration of independence say that!?"

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 7 месяцев назад +81

    24:51 i dont even kno- eeeehh💀

  • @Cow4100
    @Cow4100 7 месяцев назад +1151

    ohhh this is why the chat went crazy in that fear and hunger twitch chat plays

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 7 месяцев назад +28

      LMAO I ALSO JUST CAME FROM THAT

    • @skelint
      @skelint 7 месяцев назад +10

      pfp so cool

    • @LyoNHal
      @LyoNHal 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@skelintdungeon meshi was peak

    • @1ore.
      @1ore. 7 месяцев назад +3

      based Izutsumi pfp

    • @RecRealMaster
      @RecRealMaster 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yea i guess that's true

  • @mhytos42
    @mhytos42 7 месяцев назад +643

    the fact that dougs audience is still growing after banning nearly all of them multiple times amazes me. if he would just let them be he would overtake everyone on the entire platform

    • @icycloud6823
      @icycloud6823 7 месяцев назад +93

      Well it's not a perma-ban. If it was then his stream might not even survive lol. Also he tries to stream on a weekly basis from what I know, so usually by the next stream all his chatters are unbanned already. If not then they will certainly be unbanned by the stream after that.

    • @fishthefish1063
      @fishthefish1063 5 месяцев назад +14

      It's like how you have to hack away mint plants when they start to overtake your garden, you still want the mint but you don't want it to strangle the rest if your plants

    • @Eighty8percent
      @Eighty8percent 5 месяцев назад +9

      Doug knows his audience. We welcome getting banned for content.

  • @MagiSwag
    @MagiSwag 7 месяцев назад +597

    Doug: Bans his viewers for saying anything remotely close to happy birthday
    Also Doug: "Why are you striking?"

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 7 месяцев назад +18

      Also: "Oh, no. Soon I won't have any chatters left for the rest of the week"

    • @dumbbumsc5329
      @dumbbumsc5329 7 месяцев назад +5

      Nothing beats pre-recorded supportive twitch chat. Who needs live viewers?

    • @markouellette6868
      @markouellette6868 7 месяцев назад

      Cause RUclips was saying happy birthday while twitch was in the grinder

  • @justinbaker5749
    @justinbaker5749 4 месяца назад +10

    You can actively see the chat get slower over the course of the stream from the amount of bans, I find that truly beautiful

  • @calebsgamesstuff
    @calebsgamesstuff 7 месяцев назад +26

    I love how in the start he says, and no one was paying attention, and then proceeded to forget that he was playing a game and just bans his chat

  • @phillipg3036
    @phillipg3036 7 месяцев назад +422

    this is the power of youtube, we avoid bans and still get ignored

    • @cmmpr111
      @cmmpr111 7 месяцев назад +48

      The attic and shed are heavily fortified with bulletproof wood, crossbow claymores, and exposed wires.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@cmmpr111 They're fortified, but does that truly matter when nobody tries to attack? It's like the Maginot Line.

    • @krunken_isok
      @krunken_isok 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@cmmpr111I just realized that there isn't a comma between crossbow and claymore, so that means we're shooting claymores out of crossbows

    • @cmmpr111
      @cmmpr111 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@krunken_isok Actually, it means we're shooting crossbows out of claymores at supersonic speeds.

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist 7 месяцев назад +237

    As someone that watched this live on RUclips chat:
    Glad we're getting the rights we were asking for. We mostly meant more visibility on stream, acknowledgement, and involvement in the action, but just being the chat that's invincible to the banning is pretty neat too

    • @bernardo8993
      @bernardo8993 7 месяцев назад +39

      cowardice
      being subject to the ban bot is a privilege and an honor

    • @gugol1
      @gugol1 7 месяцев назад

      Too bad it also showed how boring you are

    • @DawnAfternoon
      @DawnAfternoon 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@bernardo8993 To be fair a bunch of us who got banned on Twitch forked over to RUclips to continue seeing the chaos lol

    • @pixy3266
      @pixy3266 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@DawnAfternoon wait being banned just make it so that you can't see chat or send messages but still watch the stream, or maybe I'm wrong?

  • @nikeneon3188
    @nikeneon3188 7 месяцев назад +556

    You know, Doug Doug still would be in Twitch top 100 if he didn't banned 90% of his auditory

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 7 месяцев назад +13

    4:46 I'm guessing that there's so many people being banned that the mod page is overwhelmed, like the channel points page during the fartocracy

  • @bzipoli
    @bzipoli 6 месяцев назад +10

    this was one of the best streams i was able to be online to engage ever (i dont even remember at which point i got banned)
    legit doug is on another level as a streamer (but don't tell him i said that tell him i said he sucks)

  • @DDDDDAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEELLLLLLLL
    @DDDDDAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEELLLLLLLL 7 месяцев назад +189

    I love how Quickly this went from Doug being like “hey I don’t really like it when people just say happy birthday” to “ITS TIME FOR THE FINAL BOSS *DEFEAT THE STREAM TWITCH CHAT!!!!!* ”

  • @floataway3
    @floataway3 7 месяцев назад +292

    So, I love how Doug content goes through eras. We had explain with food, "if I say" challenges, etc. We are now in the era of ban everyone, and I am here for it!

  • @lier-bag9692
    @lier-bag9692 7 месяцев назад +438

    DougDoug making an ENTIRE CODE just to escape the embarrassment that is being wished happy birthday

  • @SmuggyT5
    @SmuggyT5 4 месяца назад +25

    10:44 “erected bear” 😭

  • @seagul8dago.420
    @seagul8dago.420 7 месяцев назад +12

    It's funny how, when so many people are getting banned the SFX for "ILLIGAL" sounds like a microwave

  • @t3hr00tb33r
    @t3hr00tb33r 7 месяцев назад +159

    19:16 _Looking through binoculars_ "Twitchland has fallen. They were the harbingers of their own demise."

    • @iseeyou3976
      @iseeyou3976 7 месяцев назад

      We were at safety, watching whatever you deem those twitchies, kill themselves for the haha funnies.

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 7 месяцев назад +13

      Twitchland has fallen, billions must be banned

  • @Mart1n192
    @Mart1n192 7 месяцев назад +270

    Doug's explanation to the 'why' of doing this being "It would be really fucking funny" is perfect

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @nickhammond8231
      @nickhammond8231 7 месяцев назад +1

      He justifies everything he does by saying that. He’s like a sitcom character or something, he lives and dies by rule of funny

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight 7 месяцев назад +206

    The story of dougs father being handed a freshly born Doug and looking over at the hospital TV and seeing operation desert storm kick off is a fact that always lives in the back of my mind

    • @Molteniceee
      @Molteniceee 7 месяцев назад +14

      oh my fucking god that's amazing
      my sister was born literally during OJ's white bronco chase

    • @ktvindicare
      @ktvindicare 7 месяцев назад +2

      Cycle of life and death in a photograph.

    • @SoSaltySalt
      @SoSaltySalt 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well, he figured out that wasn't on his birthday(18th of January)

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@SoSaltySalt It would've been desert shield then because that started like the 17th or something

  • @realnamegone
    @realnamegone 7 месяцев назад +17

    12:52
    "We live in a society, Parkzer."

  • @IrregularVariety
    @IrregularVariety 7 месяцев назад +12

    i love how his streams start off normal and slowly decend into insanity

  • @kingcobraarchie
    @kingcobraarchie 7 месяцев назад +171

    The joke of Doug having beat Pointcrow every year because of the date of their birthdays was such a funny and unexpected joke. This is why I love Doug

  • @aidenkhaal3295
    @aidenkhaal3295 7 месяцев назад +151

    Doug: "oh, crap, i need these chatters for a stream next week"
    Also Doug: "Screw it, double down"

  • @Tarrier_
    @Tarrier_ 7 месяцев назад +222

    I love how Doug is doing a pacifist challenge in Spelunky, meanwhile committing a mass genocide on chat once again. Complete polar opposites 💀

  • @HarperEverglade
    @HarperEverglade 4 месяца назад +2

    No, cuz this is the first time I've been to this channel and its already oozing pure chaos because what the fuck?? This shit funny as hell.

  • @mrweybanana3210
    @mrweybanana3210 7 месяцев назад +7

    5:22 Yooo i love those guys and thank for letting them wish Jonathan David a happy birthday

    • @laxative_goofy
      @laxative_goofy 6 месяцев назад +4

      i love jonathon davis and korn, my favorite person and band

  • @emeraldgiss
    @emeraldgiss 7 месяцев назад +139

    I think this is both one of the best and worst things to happen to Twitch chat. It's definitely the best thing for youtube chat.

  • @cws7530
    @cws7530 7 месяцев назад +86

    The irony of doing a Spelunky pacifist run and executing thousands of chatters simultaneously is hilarious.

  • @Hexagonal_Goblin
    @Hexagonal_Goblin 7 месяцев назад +145

    What’s crazy is if Doug would just take the day off from streaming this wouldn’t be an issue.
    But he’s SO opposed to celebrating his birthday that he insists on working

    • @quickdraw6893
      @quickdraw6893 7 месяцев назад +11

      Chat would just wish him happy bday the next day, they are insatiable

  • @ourtalechara9341
    @ourtalechara9341 5 месяцев назад +10

    I don't know why I ever rewatch this video. I'm like, "huh, this was a good video, I should watch it again for a good fun time." Fifteen minutes later and I have a splitting headache and need to lay down but I keep watching for some reason anyway.

  • @T9GTV
    @T9GTV 7 месяцев назад +4

    Desert storm was on your birthday 21:35 he is referring to the start of the gulf war on august 2nd which is referred to as desert shield, Desert storm is the longest air mission and the end of the war.

  • @Wulfjager
    @Wulfjager 7 месяцев назад +93

    at least getting banned for 9 days gives me plenty of time to finalize the divorce papers with my estranged wife

  • @dqflynn
    @dqflynn 7 месяцев назад +83

    I love how I retroactively understand why it seemed like there was a lull in content.

  • @revilno
    @revilno 7 месяцев назад +385

    Happy Birthday Doug! You don’t look a day over 3,597,573!!

    • @Remystified
      @Remystified 7 месяцев назад +22

      each exclamation point is a factorial right

    • @revilno
      @revilno 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Remystified si

    • @AzizTheGazele552
      @AzizTheGazele552 7 месяцев назад +3

      only 10 days late!

    • @boiyado6717
      @boiyado6717 7 месяцев назад +4

      ⁠@@AzizTheGazele552Actually, they’re just 4 months late!

    • @asdfqwerty14587
      @asdfqwerty14587 7 месяцев назад

      @@Remystified The math notation for 2 exclamation marks iirc. means for instance something like 10!! = 10*8*6*4*2 (ie. it skips every other number with 2 exclamation marks)

  • @CubeUU
    @CubeUU 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is the kind of DougDoug streams I want, where at the end Twitch Chat is doing a boss fight against the entire stream.
    “I will die with my brothers.” -A Twitch Chatter

  • @KarimovPrime
    @KarimovPrime 6 месяцев назад +4

    At roughly 11:45 "What is going on?" Appears and instantly gets banned lmao

  • @lills3879
    @lills3879 7 месяцев назад +31

    oh my god, the last message "REMEMBER ME" as they jumped into the stream, closing their eyes, and remembering their life, every birthday, every christmas, the first date, the first child, everything they held value in their life, then in a blaze of glory they sacrificed themselves and ended the tyranny of this stream.

  • @GentleIceZ
    @GentleIceZ 7 месяцев назад +54

    I entered this video with the same energy as a horror movie fan saying "well why don't they just NOT go into the house? How can they stretch out this premise for so long?" And was truly amazed at the cinematic genius I bore witness to

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 7 месяцев назад +29

    God, each message having the chance to completely end the stream is incredible, having that in every stream would be peak content.

  • @0xEARTH
    @0xEARTH 7 месяцев назад +8

    4:29 Yeah, so the bot raid ban failing was my fault lmfao. As Mord said later in that section of the clip, when Doug's bot is active, he crashes our mod view. I had *just* enough time to enable Emote Only, not knowing he was gonna try and sick the eliminator on them... and then he tried to sick the eliminator on them, which crashed my mod view for like 5 seconds before I could turn back off emote-only lmao

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng 3 месяца назад +3

    "pity that doug born" really got me lmao

  • @groofay
    @groofay 7 месяцев назад +28

    This is just a straightforward demonstration that penalizing an action is not a deterrent.

  • @ivorypayton
    @ivorypayton 7 месяцев назад +166

    Who cares about Doug’s birthday, what really matters is saying hello to Luka the editor

  • @ApexBrachydios
    @ApexBrachydios 7 месяцев назад +62

    A great moment from a couple streams later: the stream crashed twice before Doug figured out that he left the code on that shuts down the stream

    • @ApexBrachydios
      @ApexBrachydios 7 месяцев назад

      (we'll see if youtube lets this reply exist, delete spaces for a clip)
      https ://clips .twitch .tv /AcceptableDependableAdminPanicBasket-pr6XEncnUJwDzt2j

  • @huggablepenguin1465
    @huggablepenguin1465 Месяц назад +1

    19:00 song is Lion's Rest, World of Warcraft Legion. Recognized it immediately.

  • @NicNacNooNic
    @NicNacNooNic 7 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that this was happening while twitch chat was unknowingly playing fear and hunger just makes it better

  • @blakksheep736
    @blakksheep736 7 месяцев назад +58

    6:49 gotta give credit to the person who got around the ban by saying happy birthday in chinese. 😆😆😆😆. "Shēngrì kuàilè!"

    • @lightswitch2622
      @lightswitch2622 7 месяцев назад

      Isn’t the last character supposed to be 乐 or is that traditional

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@lightswitch2622 It's traditional.

  • @lyepasta
    @lyepasta 7 месяцев назад +28

    this was so much fun to watch, especially at the end, me and a bunch of friends were all messaging eachother like I'M STILL IN and IGOT TAKEN OUT BACK

  • @Jetliner
    @Jetliner 7 месяцев назад +37

    Quickly editing the rule to ban the actual spambots was the absolute funniest part of the whole ordeal (4:07)

  • @klouisi
    @klouisi Месяц назад +2

    I feel like mothers and fathers should get presents on kids birthdays. The mothers pushed us kids out and our parents had to raise us to become the people we have became. For that I say parents should get the presents, or at least a hug and a kiss.

  • @slifer4912
    @slifer4912 7 месяцев назад +3

    I was dying at the thanos snap part. “Fourth time baby” Like idiot lool

  • @funky555
    @funky555 7 месяцев назад +45

    Im convinced Doug is an unfathomable eldritch creature that has infinite twitch chatters on demand.

  • @voxfoxclips8684
    @voxfoxclips8684 7 месяцев назад +105

    Twitch chat: (strikes against being banned for extreme and sudden changing rules by our local bear tyrant)
    DougDoug: Why is everyone striking? You're just going to cause a strained relationship between us... also '.' And 'strike' words are banned, now. No strikes!
    Me: *This place is a madhouse.*
    (Also the fact he banned his dad, too... and that ending. If that was the last episode, it'd make sense.)

    • @DehydratedDarkness
      @DehydratedDarkness 7 месяцев назад +24

      Nah, DougDoug's last Stream will be Something along the lines of: "I play GTA 8, but every twitch message has a 1/10000000 chance to turn off my life support"

    • @Fallout3131
      @Fallout3131 7 месяцев назад

      @@DehydratedDarknessLOL

  • @anterorantamerta9353
    @anterorantamerta9353 7 месяцев назад +95

    "Lurker reporting for duty!"
    ILLEGAL!!
    O7

  • @ZakisHereNow
    @ZakisHereNow 7 месяцев назад +1

    The absolute chaos that follows this man….
    I love it!

  • @MimicalRL
    @MimicalRL 7 месяцев назад +3

    Dougs streams are basically just gambling on if you get banned or not and i love it

  • @AlphaOrion98
    @AlphaOrion98 7 месяцев назад +16

    Good news: I am able to catch more streams live this year
    Bad news: this is the most dangerous time to watch Doug live

  • @erddle3612
    @erddle3612 7 месяцев назад +84

    PLEASE DOG MAN, DONT TAKE ME OUT BACK

  • @Kyle-qi8oj
    @Kyle-qi8oj 7 месяцев назад +35

    Only a dougdoug stream could start out with a simple gag that ends with 99% of twitch chat getting themselves banned for the opportunity to end the stream

  • @Mostly_Roblox
    @Mostly_Roblox 7 месяцев назад +2

    Have an enjoyable anniversary of your date of creation
    (that makes it sound like Doug is a robot and I love it)

  • @bimse420
    @bimse420 7 месяцев назад +1

    Twitch chat is just getting banned meanwhile the YT chat is hiding in the corner and wishing Dougdoug a happy birthday and Vive la révolution