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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @vortexian9142
    @vortexian9142 3 месяца назад +4200

    This is like putting 10000 people in a room, giving them guns, and then saying "GO!" except their guns all jam up simultaneously every 30 seconds with awkward silence.

    • @notNajimi
      @notNajimi 2 месяца назад +93

      I remember that team fortress 2 commercial

    • @vinsplayer2634
      @vinsplayer2634 2 месяца назад +93

      Like that but there's a bunch of ammo piles and when they run out of ammo they have to be refilled.

    • @UnifiedUltra
      @UnifiedUltra Месяц назад +67

      and breadmintt has a damn riot shield

    • @blainechandler2574
      @blainechandler2574 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@UnifiedUltranaw he is peppenio from pizza tower

    • @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e
      @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e Месяц назад +17

      for the 30 minute rate limit, all of their guns just fall apart and they have to wait for new ones to arrive

  • @thegreatestbipp
    @thegreatestbipp 3 месяца назад +1197

    i love how after breadmintt gets banned, everyone just starts killing themselves as if they were rioting against breadmintt getting banned

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Месяц назад +54

      He was a chosen one.

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 15 дней назад

      i love how after breadmint gets banned, everyone just starts killing themselves as if they were rioting against bread mint getting banned

  • @2-question-marks
    @2-question-marks 3 месяца назад +4274

    breadmintt must've been so confused as to why they just weren't getting assassinated

    • @PrivateTRE
      @PrivateTRE 3 месяца назад +189

      breadmintt knew...

    • @Wynn925
      @Wynn925 2 месяца назад +178

      bre *admin* tt was so smart

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord 2 месяца назад +33

      He was just too powerful

    • @EDrie_edits
      @EDrie_edits 2 месяца назад +61

      He kinda deserve to get a vip too

    • @Yellowrainbowfriend972
      @Yellowrainbowfriend972 Месяц назад +10

      Breadmintt is smart

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 месяца назад +4221

    Chat immediately pointing the gun on themselves when the game starts is hilarious lmaooo

    • @WPS007
      @WPS007 3 месяца назад +10

      PIXEL!

    • @Candy1516-twitch
      @Candy1516-twitch 3 месяца назад +13

      HI PIXELCRAFTION THE MARIO GUY

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 3 месяца назад +10

      And entirely on brand

    • @newcbros
      @newcbros 2 месяца назад +1

      its mario man guy

    • @MrMississippi_Gaming
      @MrMississippi_Gaming 23 дня назад +2

      The fact this goes with the comment above it is crazy

  • @xshymex
    @xshymex 3 месяца назад +18270

    Doug banning his own chat for fun has been my favorite character arc

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 3 месяца назад +1482

    I can only see this as a dust cloud fight in a cartoon, where dead bodies go flying out, and when rate limited they all stop and sip tea for a moment, before going back to murder

    • @stingle47
      @stingle47 3 месяца назад +37

      i audibly laughed at this comment

    • @sunflowersara48
      @sunflowersara48 2 месяца назад +9

      That or people were readying their shots, like a stand off until it went back on
      Reminds me of Mami vs Homura , with all of the bullets frozen in time

    • @lzrshark617
      @lzrshark617 Месяц назад +5

      @@sunflowersara48 2k-way mexican standoff

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 15 дней назад +2

      I can only see this as a dust cloud fight in a cartoon, where dead bodies go flying out, and when rate limited they all stop and sip tea for a moment, before going back to murder

    • @svdzcbshf6912
      @svdzcbshf6912 11 дней назад +1

      @Theunicorn2012I guess you and OP think alike

  • @Doesnt_Matter7727
    @Doesnt_Matter7727 3 месяца назад +1064

    Oh I recall popping into this stream. I had a bunch of homework so I asked someone to ban me so I could go focus, and 10 people immediately proceeded to take me out back. Good times

    • @tnarwhal
      @tnarwhal 2 месяца назад +175

      i like to imagine they were all trying to take you to different back alleys and eventually gave up and shot you where you stood

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 2 месяца назад +82

      ​@@tnarwhal Your friendly neighborhood firing squad

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 15 дней назад

      Oh I recall popping into this stream. I had a bunch of homework so I asked someone to ban me so I could go focus, and 10 people immediately proceeded to take me out back. Good times

    • @theparticipationtrophy
      @theparticipationtrophy 15 дней назад +5

      @Theunicorn2012wtf

    • @svdzcbshf6912
      @svdzcbshf6912 11 дней назад +2

      @@theparticipationtrophyI now know what they are doing. They’re trying to get a response by replying to comments with the exact same comment

  • @avocado4883
    @avocado4883 3 месяца назад +334

    I would love to see Twitch statistic of how many bans each channel have done in their lifetime, and just see DougDougs so astronomically far ahead of anyone else

    • @qtdrown
      @qtdrown 3 месяца назад +48

      Schlatt is number 1 with his great purge

    • @gryphka
      @gryphka 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@qtdrown I forgot about that 💀

    • @newblesrunsyou
      @newblesrunsyou Месяц назад +2

      its lowtiergod

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 15 дней назад

      I would love to see Twitch statistics of how many bans each channel have done in their lifetime, and just see DougDougs so astronomically far ahead of everything ese

  • @thisguyisfine1512
    @thisguyisfine1512 3 месяца назад +9686

    The viewer purge stream. The mods suffered greatly as the chat descended into pure chaos as they were removed one by one.

    • @Clork42
      @Clork42 3 месяца назад +221

      But at least you were fine though.

    • @thisguyisfine1512
      @thisguyisfine1512 3 месяца назад +205

      No I got assanated too

    • @wngmn0562
      @wngmn0562 3 месяца назад +156

      @@thisguyisfine1512you might have gotten the joke but if you didn’t he was referring to you name

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song 3 месяца назад +50

      @@wngmn0562 I didn't get it at first, so thank you :)

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 3 месяца назад +37

      @@wngmn0562I think his username is lying
      The guy may not be fine

  • @HaakonTheRayquaza
    @HaakonTheRayquaza 3 месяца назад +392

    DougDoug: so, who wants to see me play a 2-D platformer?
    Everyone: *Kills themself*

  • @mamoon304
    @mamoon304 3 месяца назад +6159

    He's trying to cull the population of the basement by pitting us against eachother

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp 3 месяца назад +144

      "You guys have enough space down there? Getting a bit crowded? Alright hold on a minute I'll help you out"
      Throws down knife

    • @alextinsley1769
      @alextinsley1769 3 месяца назад +6

      I would say that your welcome to watch the streams on RUclips but he isn't streaming here anymore

    • @mamoon304
      @mamoon304 3 месяца назад

      ​@@alextinsley1769 ?

    • @catnerdadrian7601
      @catnerdadrian7601 3 месяца назад +10

      Trying implies a possibility of failure I think

    • @selenaautufuga7597
      @selenaautufuga7597 3 месяца назад +5

      I'm trying to cull the population of the basement because everyone keeps using all the hot water.

  • @NickAsNickName
    @NickAsNickName 3 месяца назад +90

    Showing up on the leaderboard was basically having a bounty posted on your head

  • @candlelight7600
    @candlelight7600 3 месяца назад +6402

    BreADMINtt was insane. Literal godshield by complete accident until the true admins came in to set things right.

    • @benjaminyeoh5570
      @benjaminyeoh5570 3 месяца назад +147

      Why couldn’t you ban someone with admin in the name? I feel like most of his mods would not have admin in the name right?

    • @vibes_4225
      @vibes_4225 3 месяца назад +738

      @@benjaminyeoh5570twitch probably auto interprets it as death threats towards a channel's moderators/admins, since you have to start each message with the word "assassinate"

    • @lrq6296
      @lrq6296 3 месяца назад +172

      I got screwed, I was tied for first if the “admin” cheater didn’t count

    • @OllieSD
      @OllieSD 3 месяца назад

      ​@@lrq6296 he didn't cheat, he got lucky

    • @somesecondaryaccount
      @somesecondaryaccount 3 месяца назад +153

      ​@@lrq6296You know it was a sick strat, though

  • @propangasschnuffle
    @propangasschnuffle 3 месяца назад +529

    5:01 The reason for why there is a cut here is that Doug was unable to pronounce my name so in order to not have his image of the almighty leader crumble his minion (editor) cut it out.

    • @timmyspiffy
      @timmyspiffy 3 месяца назад +45

      thats actually hilarious asf

    • @Taunty11
      @Taunty11 3 месяца назад +8

      salsburytorso?

    • @Taunty11
      @Taunty11 3 месяца назад +3

      oh nvm I see ur user

    • @dropkickedmurphy6463
      @dropkickedmurphy6463 3 месяца назад

      You spell it differently on twitch?

    • @Boxygirl96
      @Boxygirl96 3 месяца назад

      @@dropkickedmurphy6463 5:00-5:01 they assassinate SamWellGam

  • @winterwindle1160
    @winterwindle1160 3 месяца назад +11117

    breadmintt having “admin” in the name is such an Ü-bear moment

    • @grammeland1
      @grammeland1 3 месяца назад +222

      We taking out the Ü?! I personaly like the Ö more.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 3 месяца назад +405

      ​@@grammeland1 reference to a very early doug skyrim voice challenge

    • @wisemeowster
      @wisemeowster 3 месяца назад +27

      context?

    • @TimeGodDioBrando
      @TimeGodDioBrando 3 месяца назад +552

      ​@@wisemeowsterIn an early DougDoug video, Doug was doing a challenge to beat a quest or dungeon in Skyrim without saying certain words that would spawn things that try to kill him. One TTS message asked him something about whether he prefers taxis or Uber, and because Uber sounds like, "bear," which is one of the keywords, Doug said it and immediately realized that he spawned like 10 bears that started attacking him.

    • @faland0069
      @faland0069 3 месяца назад +22

      homeowner

  • @Smallant
    @Smallant 3 месяца назад +1552

    Please doug let me come back i miss you

    • @dougdougdoug
      @dougdougdoug  3 месяца назад +574

      UNASSASSINATE SMALLANT

    • @Gottagetasnack
      @Gottagetasnack 3 месяца назад +17

      @@dougdougdouglol

    • @ReeseHosgood
      @ReeseHosgood 3 месяца назад +9

      This stream was really funny so I’m glad that DougDoug finally edited this down into a video.

    • @MFDOOOOOOOM
      @MFDOOOOOOOM 3 месяца назад +4

      Too late

    • @JustanormalOof-em4eh
      @JustanormalOof-em4eh 3 месяца назад +21

      REASSASINATE SMALLANT

  • @X6_Nitro
    @X6_Nitro 3 месяца назад +7149

    Having admin in the name is such a sick strat

    • @peddr.o
      @peddr.o 3 месяца назад +98

      why can't you say admin tho

    • @smrtfasizmu7242
      @smrtfasizmu7242 3 месяца назад +167

      I would guess nightbot saw "assassinate admin" and was preventing people from banning Doug

    • @morbiusv5857
      @morbiusv5857 3 месяца назад +731

      @@peddr.o it's because you write assassinate before any username, which makes it seem like a death threat to an admin

    • @temeraire8329
      @temeraire8329 3 месяца назад

      @@morbiusv5857 I doubt that's it. It's probably banned because of security reasons. In the very unlikely scenario someone finds a way to run code in chat, at least they have a harder time accessing the admin account.

    • @lurkoasis9620
      @lurkoasis9620 3 месяца назад +316

      The GOAT assassin breadmintt was so strong, the only way they could kill him was by cheating 👏😭 History will remember the name

  • @DespiteEverything42
    @DespiteEverything42 3 месяца назад +245

    12:20 and after the dust of their fallen friends had cleared, the dictator once again scoffed a bitter laugh across the land. 'you will watch me play 2d platformers!' he cursed, sending those too close to his heel into wayward stumbles, silent gawking upon his majesty. As the spell cast out, however, the remaining brave soldiers begun to lay their swords deep into the hill valley and reer up their bodies to fling towards the hilt. If one had to choose between entering hell a servant or a sinner, the latter -- albeit more painful mortally -- shall be chosen to save the soul eternally.

  • @i-am-linja
    @i-am-linja 3 месяца назад +1038

    That some fandom or another is a "hive mind" is a common joke, but Chat is an _actual_ hive mind. They will remove themselves from play for a collective bit.

    • @griffinsarfati1570
      @griffinsarfati1570 Месяц назад +3

      Current number of liked on this comment: 777
      Im gonna go gamble

    • @TheStoso2
      @TheStoso2 Месяц назад

      Hive minds don't turn against themselves

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 15 дней назад

      That some fandom or another is a "hive mind" is a common joke, but chat is an actual hive mind. They will remove themselves from play for a collective bit.

  • @seesemeseeds1217
    @seesemeseeds1217 3 месяца назад +60

    dougdoug handed all of his viewers a death note and was just like "let's see what happens"

  • @Real_Niclashell
    @Real_Niclashell 3 месяца назад +3316

    this makes me imagine 1 assassin killing a random guy then another assassin coming behind that assassin and assissinating that assassin who ends up being assassinated by the next assassin etc. etc.

    • @millie_the_beetle
      @millie_the_beetle 3 месяца назад +186

      A human centipede of assasinations

    • @funky555
      @funky555 3 месяца назад +30

      @@millie_the_beetle 🤨

    • @i-am-linja
      @i-am-linja 3 месяца назад +61

      Assassin's Pede.

    • @applesauceacolyte4430
      @applesauceacolyte4430 3 месяца назад +41

      ​@@millie_the_beetleA wriggling night bug, if you will

    • @apricitycc
      @apricitycc 3 месяца назад +63

      then there's some guy in the corner just killing himself

  • @Sylvia568
    @Sylvia568 3 месяца назад +68

    I can't believe famous Touhou character Wriggle Nightbug killed that many people.

    • @BenersantheBread
      @BenersantheBread 3 месяца назад +6

      It's because Reimu wasn't there to stop her

  • @Alyssaromantic
    @Alyssaromantic 3 месяца назад +3260

    I got twitch chat to ban my brother right off the bat by doing a TTS message basically calling for a hit on him. It was glorious.

    • @Vault_tec10
      @Vault_tec10 3 месяца назад +204

      That’s a hole level of betrayal

    • @slyceth
      @slyceth 3 месяца назад +34

      You could've just typed his name yourself

    • @Alyssaromantic
      @Alyssaromantic 3 месяца назад +440

      @@slyceth But the other option is far funnier.

    • @Alyssaromantic
      @Alyssaromantic 3 месяца назад +188

      @@Vault_tec10 He was horrified lol

    • @MRFRIMPLETONgaming
      @MRFRIMPLETONgaming 3 месяца назад +28

      the only correct thing to do

  • @nicpickleofficial
    @nicpickleofficial 3 месяца назад +240

    During this stream, I was live on twitch and decided it would be fun to raid Doug. Within 5 seconds of raiding, 19 different people executed me on the spot.

    • @james_fisch
      @james_fisch 3 месяца назад +26

      I picture that like Dr Nick from The Simpsons going "hey everybody", blissfully unaware he's just painted a large target on his back in the middle of a purge

    • @Wluciian
      @Wluciian 21 день назад +1

      LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @brosyn
    @brosyn 3 месяца назад +1303

    i love that chat didn't know who to kill anymore so they just turned upon themselves

    • @lemonyship96
      @lemonyship96 3 месяца назад +120

      they were killing themselves because the other options was to watch doug play a 2d platformer

  • @Wiggienightbu
    @Wiggienightbu 3 месяца назад +202

    WRIGGLE NIGHTBUG MENTIONEEEEEED!!! 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛

  • @dashat3938
    @dashat3938 3 месяца назад +3860

    I feel really bad for chat at the end of this video. They were forced to watch DougDoug play 2d platformers. Tell me about a character that suffered more. I'll wait.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 месяца назад +116

      Twitch chatters in the basement who were forced to watch ALL Doug's 2d platformers stream. :o

    • @isaacwho8
      @isaacwho8 3 месяца назад +6

      MAJIMAAAAAAAAA

    • @goodpol5022
      @goodpol5022 3 месяца назад +3

      @@isaacwho8 Summer from what series?

    • @Kalmoneiros
      @Kalmoneiros 3 месяца назад +6

      DougDoug's 'lawyer'

    • @mrboxcutter
      @mrboxcutter 3 месяца назад +8

      Parkzer has suffered more

  • @mreverything7056
    @mreverything7056 3 месяца назад +50

    Everyone deciding to collectively shoot themselves instead of watching Doug play a 2d platformer is hilarious

  • @Glitchy2287
    @Glitchy2287 3 месяца назад +2250

    Medic: Nightbot
    Heavy: Breadmintt
    Meet the Medic
    (edit: w chat first time I've gotten a mad amount of likes)

    • @jaysen2569
      @jaysen2569 3 месяца назад +64

      W nightbot L mod

    • @dogecursor5190
      @dogecursor5190 3 месяца назад +45

      And mordrays is the sniper

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 3 месяца назад +26

      I AM BULLETPROOF!

    • @Dr.Freeman...
      @Dr.Freeman... 3 месяца назад +20

      [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside]
      [Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Tense music begins].
      Scout: "Move cyclops, move!"
      [Cut to Scout and Demoman fleeing from a barrage of rockets.]
      Scout: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!"
      [Scout gets thrown sideways by a rocket; Demoman keeps going]
      [Cut to Scout lying on the ground, he attempts to get to his knees but collapses.]
      Scout: "Eerrrrgh! Argh."
      [A trio of rockets arc down towards Scout, accompanied by a whistling noise]
      [Scout turns toward the rockets]
      Scout: "Whoah! Who the f-"
      [Cut to a long shot of the explosion, Scout is flung yelling and flailing towards the viewer]
      Scout: "aaaaaaAAAAAA"
      [Scout smashes face-first into a pane of glass in the foreground, breaking it and startling a dove.]
      Scout: "Medic..."
      ["Meet the Medic" card appears.]
      [Cut to inside the building. As the Scout slides off the window, the camera tilts down and turns right]
      Heavy: "Oh-hoh-ho no more!" [Heavy laughs loudly while the Medic explains simultaneously:]
      Medic: "Wait, wait, wait, it gets better."
      [A Little Heart to Heart is barely audible in the background. Camera continues to turn and tilt, revealing the Medic, casually chatting with an opened-up and conscious RED Heavy, whilst holding Heavy's heart in his hand. A prototype Medi Gun (the eventual Quick-Fix) mounted to an overhead rig is firing its beam into the Heavy]
      Medic: "When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!" [Laughs madly]
      [Heavy pauses momentarily, and laughs again, banging his palm on a tray of surgical tools next to him]
      Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh." [Heavy suddenly looks very concerned]
      [A dove pops up from inside Heavy's gut, surprising both Medic and Heavy]
      Medic: "Archimedes! No!" [Shoos the dove away] "It's filthy in there! Eugh."
      [Heavy looks at Medic in mild surprise. Medic does not notice]
      Medic: "Birds." [Medic chuckles]
      [Cut to a mechanical heart device on a tray. The word "Über" can be seen on a small charge meter]
      [Medic grabs the device]
      Medic: "Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage," [Medic plugs the device into Heavy's heart and brings it into the Quick Fix's beam] "...but I'm fairly certain your heart-"
      [Heavy's heart explodes]
      [Cut to a trio of doves. Archimedes gets knocked off his perch by a piece of the Heavy's heart]
      [Cut back to Medic, with Heavy in the background]
      Heavy: "What was noise?"
      [Medic quickly recovers from his surprise, casually removing the remains of Heavy's heart from the Über device]
      Medic: "The sound of progress, my friend."
      [Cut to Medic opening a refrigerator containing several hearts, a Sandvich, and a few beers. One exceptionally large heart is labeled "Mega Baboon"]
      Medic: "Ah, perfect..." [Medic grabs the baboon heart, revealing the decapitated head of a BLU Spy in the back of the fridge, somehow sustained by a battery]
      Spy Head: "Kill me."
      Medic: "Later." [Closes fridge door]
      [Cut to Medic standing by the Heavy, baboon heart and Über device in each hand]
      Medic: "Where was I? Ah, there we go." [Jams device into heart]
      [Cuts to Medic holding the cyborg heart in front of the medi beam]
      Medic: "Come on, come on..." [Heart starts beating, Medic starts laughing madly as the heart starts flashing unevenly.]
      [Heart glows red; Heavy laughs nervously]
      [Cuts to the Über meter on the device going to full]
      [Cuts to Medic, who has stopped laughing and is squinting and leaning his head away, as if expecting the heart to explode]
      [Cuts back to perched doves for a brief moment. Archimedes has returned to his position on the perch, covered in blood, as the two doves on either side of him shuffle away from where he was standing when he was hit before]
      [Heart stabilizes and stops glowing and gets overlaid by an ÜberCharge texture.]
      Medic: "Oh, that looks good."
      [Medic drops the heart into Heavy's open chest]
      Medic: "Very nice there."
      [Heavy looks at the heart, then at Medic] Heavy: "Should I be awake for this?"
      Medic "Ah heh. Well, no, heh." [Medic adjusts his glasses] "But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit?"
      [Heavy moves his hand as if to adjust his rib cage as Medic is pushing the heart inside] "I can't... seem to..."
      [Cuts to Heavy's face as he yells out in pain as a crack is heard]
      [Cuts to Heavy showing Medic a snapped off rib. Both look at it tentatively]
      Medic: "Oh, don't be such a baby..." [Medic takes the rib from Heavy and pinches his cheek] "...ribs grow back!"
      [Medic tosses the rib aside and turns to a dove sitting on top of the Quick-Fix]
      Medic (whispering to the bird): "No they don't."
      [Cuts to Archimedes, who cocks his head and flies away]
      [Medic swings the Quick-Fix over to the open Heavy and raises the power]
      [The Quick-Fix completely heals the Heavy, as if by magic, even repairing and sewing his clothes]
      Heavy (impressed): [Inhales deeply] "What happens now?"
      [Medic helps Heavy up] Medic: "Now?" [Chuckles] "Let's go practice medicine..."
      [Cuts to Medic putting on his gloves, coat, and Quick-Fix while Medic! plays]
      [Cuts to a door bearing the red cross opening to reveal the Medic and his doves]
      [Heavy runs past Medic with Sasha ready]
      [Cuts to show a battlefield outside Medic's office with a RED Engineer and Sniper hiding behind cover, the injured Scout on the ground, and the wheelchair-bound RED Demoman wheeling frantically towards the Medic]
      Demoman: "Medic!" [Demoman gets blown off his wheelchair by several rockets, landing face-first on the ground in front of Medic]
      [Medic grimaces, then pushes his glasses up his nose and flips a switch on the Quick-Fix]
      [Music intensifies as a healing beam is fired at the Demoman, healing him completely. Demoman nods toward the Medic, picks up his Stickybomb Launcher, and heads back towards the battlefield]
      [Medic then fires the Quick-Fix at the RED Scout, fixing him up also, even restoring the Scout's missing tooth.]
      [The Scout leaps to his feet]
      Scout: "Yeah!" [The Scout grabs his Bat from out of the air as he gets up and runs off] "Woohoohoo!"
      [Heavy hides behind a red truck as the Scout runs past]
      [Scout runs up to a BLU Soldier and whacks him with his bat] Scout: "Oh yeah!"
      [Cuts to show a massive horde of BLU Soldiers coming over the crest of the hill] Heavy: "Doctor!"
      [Cuts to Heavy] Heavy: "Are you sure this will work?!"
      [Music quells]
      [Cuts to Medic] Medic: "Ha ha ha, I have no idea!"
      [Medic flips a switch, and a panel lights up as a meter labeled "Voltmeter" reaches full. The words "ÜberCharge Ready" can be seen on the panel, and the music swells again. Medic's backpack starts humming with power]
      [Medic fires the Quick-Fix at the Heavy, who pops out from his cover]
      Heavy: "EYAAAAAAAAAH!" [Cuts to show Heavy's mega baboon heart beating rapidly, then cuts back to show Heavy glowing with ÜberCharge power] "HA HA!"
      [Medic and the ÜberCharged Heavy advance under rocket fire, and Heavy starts laughing]
      [RED Engineer, wielding the Frontier Justice, and RED Sniper, wielding the Sniper Rifle, watch bewildered as the Heavy glows with power and shrugs off volleys of rockets]
      [Cuts back to the Heavy, still advancing] Heavy: "I am bulletproof!"
      [Heavy keeps moving, mowing down BLU Soldier after BLU Soldier]
      [Cuts to BLU Soldiers falling over dead in rapid succession]
      [Medic and Heavy climb atop the pile of dead Soldiers and a flock of doves fly overhead as music crescendos]
      [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
      [Cuts to waiting room. The camera passes over the rest of the RED team, who are doing things to pass the time. The Engineer is playing his guitar, Spy is looking at his ticket, Pyro is reading and flicking a lighter, Soldier is standing at attention, Demoman is drinking from his Bottle, and Sniper is sleeping]
      Medic (off-screen): "That looks good. Very nice there. Yes!"
      Scout (off-screen): "Hey, thanks doc!"
      [A 'ding' is heard as the "Now Serving" sign changes to number 2. Everyone in the waiting room looks toward the door]
      [Scout emerges from the operating room, his chest glowing]
      Scout (gallant): "Awhawhaw, man! You would not BELIEVE ... how much this hurts."
      [Muffled dove coos, and Scout's chest moves. Cuts to black.]
      Medic: "Archimedes?"

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 3 месяца назад +2

      Much like an ubercharge the protection couldn't save him forever

  • @wrigglenightbug8679
    @wrigglenightbug8679 3 месяца назад +37

    All the touhou fans in the dougdoug community are welcome for the touhou hijack courtesy of the real Wriggle Nightbug

  • @byjercam
    @byjercam 3 месяца назад +504

    The dark forest stream. If you shoot, someone might see your message and point their gun at where the bullet came from.

    • @ri3121
      @ri3121 3 месяца назад +12

      It really is a funny simulation of how that would work on an intergalactic scale.

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 3 месяца назад +24

    I like how "assassination" implies this wasn't just a massive room of bloodthirsty people with glocks

  • @goodguykonrad3701
    @goodguykonrad3701 3 месяца назад +1500

    I'm just imagining someone developing Twitch in its early days and being told "You're going to need to rate limit a chat in case the streamer starts allowing chatters to ban one another in the hundreds or thousands", and that person just saying, "Why the hell would anyone ever do that?"

    • @asdfqwerty14587
      @asdfqwerty14587 3 месяца назад +245

      I actually don't think twitch would care about it being used for something like this - the rate limit probably has more to do with trying to reduce the damage that DDOSers could do, because technically someone could write a bot that just goes through every user that exists on twitch and tries to ban all of them and it would waste a lot of their resources to deal with that kind of nonsense.

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 3 месяца назад +85

      i mean it wouldn't be ratelimiting the chat, the bans go through Doug's account. it's more like "you need to ratelimit bans because someone might try to ban thousands of users from their own channel for no reason."

    • @wileysneak
      @wileysneak 3 месяца назад

      @@asdfqwerty14587 no, you'd need an api key to ban users, which wouldn't really be a ddos thing. the rate limit is because api stuff malfunctions so it helps prevent big opposies, and computing api requests like banning tens of thousands of users is 'expensive'

    • @goodguykonrad3701
      @goodguykonrad3701 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JorgetePanete Thanks

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 3 месяца назад +3

      Doug time traveled so he could play hollow knight

  • @d1kgaws12
    @d1kgaws12 3 месяца назад +50

    10:49 This is just genius (or lucky). They just happen to know a blacklisted keyterm on the DougDoug channel and named themself it to be invincible.
    Edit (and spoilers): The more I watch this the more ingenious this strat becomes. They literally put “admin” in their name and sandwiched it in a normal looking name so it takes so much longer for people to find the problem.

    • @playstation.e7703
      @playstation.e7703 3 месяца назад

      I think doug still has the rule where you can’t say 2 letters next to esch other than

    • @CorwinPearson
      @CorwinPearson Месяц назад +2

      I doubt it was intentional, I think it's really just Bread + Mint. And it's not a protected term that's unique to DougDoug's channel. It's a twitch wide banned term to say something along the lines of "assassinate the admin". Twitch admins are paid employees of twitch and are therefore auot-protected from harassment, doxxing, etc.

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 3 месяца назад +559

    The Rate Limits seem like an inverted form of "The Purge", which could be an idea for a stream. Having random periods of time where chatters can commit crimes against fellow chatters. Could have different commands aside from "assassinate", like "massacre" for banning a randomized number of random chatters, "robbery" to steal channel points (or a currency system tracked only by this Purge system) from another chatter, "bunker" for protecting yourself, etc.

    • @datlamahorn
      @datlamahorn 3 месяца назад +24

      If you're robbed, you should be able to either give him the money or fight him for a chance to keep your points, but if you lose, you die.

    • @skyler8460
      @skyler8460 3 месяца назад +66

      an elaborate purge themed mmorpg but its done by typing in twitch chat to interact with other twitch chatters sound hilarious

    • @x8c8r
      @x8c8r 3 месяца назад +2

      unfortunately channel points cant be directly removed or given

    • @datlamahorn
      @datlamahorn 3 месяца назад +7

      @@x8c8r Maybe the code makes you enter a bet, where you can either give him the money, or vote to fight him for a chance to keep the money, but if you lose then you're banned (timeout 1.000.000s).

    • @x8c8r
      @x8c8r 3 месяца назад +2

      @@datlamahorn best you can really do is make both players redeem a reward, and then refund the reward to the winner

  • @Shadicals
    @Shadicals 3 месяца назад +62

    3:14 "Crosby is... alive?" "Oh no, Crosby is not alive, Jesus Christ."
    People in 2014 hearing this:

  • @EonLess
    @EonLess 3 месяца назад +1151

    11:35 The ending of the video shall be known as
    "The DougDoug Jonestown incident"

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 3 месяца назад +68

      The Dougstown incident

    • @janwill1
      @janwill1 2 месяца назад

      What’s the story of Jonestown?

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 2 месяца назад +3

      @@janwill1 This guy named jones had a town but there was an incident there

    • @FranticErrors
      @FranticErrors 2 месяца назад

      and Jones was a cultist that told and forced people to drink cyanide flavor aid

    • @redstonecat1232
      @redstonecat1232 2 месяца назад +1

      @@janwill1 they drank the koolaid (or actually flavoraid) is the main interesting part. it's actually where the expression "to drink the koolaid" comes from

  • @Lorraine202
    @Lorraine202 3 месяца назад +16

    The fact Doug is so familiar with Twitch ban limits from all the purges is infinitely funny to me.

  • @limitlesscord7319
    @limitlesscord7319 3 месяца назад +2605

    We know what everyone is here for:
    Hollow Knight gameplay starts at 12:27

    • @millie_the_beetle
      @millie_the_beetle 3 месяца назад +154

      OH FUCK YEAH

    • @millie_the_beetle
      @millie_the_beetle 3 месяца назад +207

      wait

    • @kraykyle
      @kraykyle 3 месяца назад +18

      This is so genius

    • @ofituder
      @ofituder 3 месяца назад +53

      @@millie_the_beetle lmao the realisation

    • @Zorban90
      @Zorban90 3 месяца назад +48

      Silksong will come out when all of chat is banned

  • @ShieldStop
    @ShieldStop 3 месяца назад +1221

    Doug not knowing the touhou 8 stage 1 character Wriggle Nightbug is completely understandable but i will still be bringing this issue to wehatedougdoug

    • @sonarchy5158
      @sonarchy5158 3 месяца назад +295

      She's like the 71st most popular character in a niche series, you can't really hold that against Doug
      But I can! I find it absolutely unforgivable that he doesn't know her

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song 3 месяца назад +25

      As you should😤

    • @kaiotrem358
      @kaiotrem358 3 месяца назад +64

      i didn't know her but yeah how could dougdoug not know such a iconic character?

    • @wayasho5284
      @wayasho5284 3 месяца назад +7

      Cant get that image if the wriggle nightjunk out of my head

    • @tripleaffirmative5p
      @tripleaffirmative5p 3 месяца назад

      Hmm... firefly uses cockroach....

  • @Acklon
    @Acklon 2 месяца назад +51

    11:25 Literally the JFK assassination xD

  • @trevortobias4827
    @trevortobias4827 3 месяца назад +160

    VIPing the person who reached 10 just for them to be banned is great

  • @maxfull7414
    @maxfull7414 Месяц назад +26

    3:55 bwcrafter suiciding is gold

    • @PhoenixJobio78
      @PhoenixJobio78 Месяц назад +1

      No he killed someone with BWcrafter his username had a lowercase w

    • @SwingcopterGD
      @SwingcopterGD Месяц назад +1

      @@PhoenixJobio78 i'm fairly certain twitch doesn't care about caps

    • @maxfull7414
      @maxfull7414 24 дня назад

      @@PhoenixJobio78 no he didnt

    • @PhoenixJobio78
      @PhoenixJobio78 24 дня назад

      @@SwingcopterGD oh ok

  • @flamingscar5263
    @flamingscar5263 3 месяца назад +143

    "Twitch isn't a huge fan of what we're doing"
    You know I just could never guess why

  • @magmangle
    @magmangle 3 месяца назад +14

    chat all banding together to kill themselves at the end as a sacrificial ritual so they didnt have to watch him play hollow knight is exactly why this community is so great

  • @ScorbunGame
    @ScorbunGame 3 месяца назад +76

    Meanwhile at Twitch- "Sir something's happening..."
    "Oh god Damm is if Doug again?"
    "Yes...."
    *Eye twitching in frustration*

  • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
    @user-lh7mt7zo7l 3 месяца назад +118

    12:10 D3_Throned tried to ban themself but typed their name incorrectly 😭

    • @airstriker108
      @airstriker108 3 месяца назад +9

      Bro forgot

    • @janwill1
      @janwill1 2 месяца назад +5

      The rope broke 💀💀💀💀💀 (sorry not sorry)

  • @Photo0021
    @Photo0021 3 месяца назад +502

    9:27 This was my alt lol. My first stream too. It was chaos.

    • @peddr.o
      @peddr.o 3 месяца назад +36

      you deserved that win

    • @Photo0021
      @Photo0021 3 месяца назад

      @@peddr.o would've won something I didn't need so its all good to me lol

    • @nysterical
      @nysterical 3 месяца назад +15

      thank you wriggle nightbug from touhou 8 imperishable night 🙏

    • @nysterical
      @nysterical 3 месяца назад +11

      oh wait I suck at looking at the time

    • @jaykebird2go
      @jaykebird2go 3 месяца назад +14

      Was your goal indeed to try to avoid being knocked out by having a super long name?

  • @TheAncientVeil
    @TheAncientVeil 3 месяца назад +11

    I love watching the chat gradually slow down as everyone tries to get the chicken dinner.

  • @arima_song
    @arima_song 3 месяца назад +22

    It's truly impressive how quickly that person with unpronounceable name was eliminated! I applaud you, an unknown keyboard wizard!

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread 3 месяца назад +25

    Seeing Wriggle Nightbug in a Doug video flashbanged me irl. I can't take these Touhou hijacks anymore

  • @goodguykonrad3701
    @goodguykonrad3701 3 месяца назад +107

    Here's what Doug should go. Mario party, but when A crew/Z crew is playing, they get access to the assassinator. That way, they have to decide between typing to play, to kill the opposition, or kill themselves. Alternatively you could do this with multiple streamers maybe? Have it run on each PC and transmit the commands to the relevant chat?

  • @Jan-rq8mo
    @Jan-rq8mo 3 месяца назад +13

    Ah I was cheering for WriggleNightbug, what a shame to see their demise.
    But they fought well, I'm proud of the great insect youkai's killing prowess

  • @Ezzeke-clashroyale
    @Ezzeke-clashroyale 3 месяца назад +81

    The end when everyone just turned the gun around and shot themselves got me

  • @Nathan-mu1pz
    @Nathan-mu1pz 3 месяца назад +11

    Dougdoug is quite literally the stress test for the entirety of the Twitch platform

  • @TouhouHijack
    @TouhouHijack 3 месяца назад +232

    7:32 Touhou Hijack lol
    Wriggle Nightbug Real

    • @NoelleTGS2
      @NoelleTGS2 3 месяца назад +34

      I fuckin soyfaced when they showed up

    • @zacharyyoungblood7013
      @zacharyyoungblood7013 3 месяца назад +19

      I cried when I heard them say "Wriggle Night" lmao

    • @wrigglenightbug8679
      @wrigglenightbug8679 3 месяца назад +29

      that was me heheheheheeee

    • @NoelleTGS2
      @NoelleTGS2 3 месяца назад +10

      @@wrigglenightbug8679 holy shit it's the real wriggle nightbug

    • @wrigglenightbug8679
      @wrigglenightbug8679 3 месяца назад +18

      @@NoelleTGS2 YEAH... i'm happy bald decided to make this a video so i can read all the funny touhou hijack comments

  • @olive4200
    @olive4200 3 месяца назад +12

    i was there for this stream, it was at first a few hours of testing code by timing each other out for 10 seconds at a time. i kept spotting the same 3-ish random people targeting me so i went from shooting randomly to focusing on revenge sniping those 3, and it just became a 4-way russian roulette of who can down each other first, get back up and take another shot before doug turned off the code

  • @lykanaslupus
    @lykanaslupus 3 месяца назад +205

    8:36 *AND TODAY WE ARE BROTHERS, TONIGHT WE ARE FRIENDS!*

    • @is-2heavytank43
      @is-2heavytank43 3 месяца назад +21

      A MOMENT OF PEACE IN A WAR THAT NEVER ENDS

    • @josiahmeece3381
      @josiahmeece3381 3 месяца назад +13

      TODAY WE ARE BROTHERS, WE DRINK AND UNITE

    • @ziry6
      @ziry6 3 месяца назад +6

      NOW CHRISTMAS HAS ARRIVED AND THE SNOW TURNS THE GROUND WHITE

    • @Krokmaniak
      @Krokmaniak 3 месяца назад +3

      HEAR CAROLS FROM THE TRENCHES

    • @honokakazuno
      @honokakazuno 3 месяца назад +3

      WE SING O HOLY NIGHT

  • @ssharkiggo6432
    @ssharkiggo6432 3 месяца назад +4

    Breadmintt really is just the sniper from 100 miles away shooting at people dueling at each other

  • @spinshade
    @spinshade 3 месяца назад +34

    Amazon: Running Twitch is super expensive and we can't make a profit on it! *Meanwhile DougDoug's stream:*

  • @dreamwalking
    @dreamwalking 3 месяца назад +19

    5:48 Bruce Wayne following in his parents' footsteps.

  • @1brianm7
    @1brianm7 3 месяца назад +29

    I remember when Octavian prevented Marc Anthony from killing Cicero, until one of the mods stepped in.

  • @boiledelephant
    @boiledelephant 3 месяца назад +3

    I don't use Twitch or play any of the games you play, but your format, ideas, humour and editing have made this my favourite channel all the same.

  • @deadmemes4188
    @deadmemes4188 3 месяца назад +70

    he didn't implement the suicide bomb assassination attempt. I am pissed.
    and this comment out of context sounds worse then I thought...

    • @jackdaleggett7184
      @jackdaleggett7184 3 месяца назад +5

      It may have been a slightly longer coding adventure but worth it

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight 3 месяца назад +10

      It sounds just so funny to ban yourself but take out randomly 0-5 chatters with you

  • @diamonddavemctv
    @diamonddavemctv 3 месяца назад +6

    I love how DougDoug went from doing fun challenges with his Twitch chat to just banning them for fun.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 3 месяца назад +18

    Chat choosing mass suicide rather than watch Doug play games is brilliant

  • @yellowmanpoggers9858
    @yellowmanpoggers9858 Месяц назад +19

    3:08 THATS MY NAME

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist 3 месяца назад +21

    I'm so glad the video cuts off where it does.
    I was afraid I might have to actually watch doug play 2d platformers.
    The mere thought of that sends chills down my spine

  • @SheetsInc
    @SheetsInc 3 месяца назад +29

    Wriggle the touhou community appreciates the attempt.

  • @Jimmeh_16
    @Jimmeh_16 3 месяца назад +327

    Timestamps
    Start 0:00
    End 12:28

    • @moldyyyy
      @moldyyyy 3 месяца назад +12

      thank you!

    • @seidon_
      @seidon_ 3 месяца назад +24

      Middle 6:14

    • @sammyflynn3024
      @sammyflynn3024 3 месяца назад +3

      Thanks 🙏

    • @roobeedooo
      @roobeedooo 3 месяца назад +14

      random time i picked 8:13

    • @apersonn123
      @apersonn123 3 месяца назад +12

      @@roobeedooobetter time: 16:34

  • @jasonso2056
    @jasonso2056 3 месяца назад +25

    I love how A Life Sent On is being played during the rate-limit-mandated grace periods because it implies that the husks of the dead chatters are being sent off.

  • @kaiotrem358
    @kaiotrem358 3 месяца назад +14

    punishing people who survived with being forced to watch dougdoug suck at 2D platformers is a very dougdoug thing

  • @WeDotrolling-t3n
    @WeDotrolling-t3n Месяц назад +1

    This is like throwing 1000 people into a room with nothing and then waiting for them to get board

  • @bobatealover14
    @bobatealover14 3 месяца назад +28

    BREAKING NEWS: 30 Year Old Bald American Man Unleashes the Chatpocalypse

  • @ericwijaya2119
    @ericwijaya2119 3 месяца назад +11

    In honor of wrigglenightbugreal Doug should play Touhou 8 Imperishable Night as a consolation prize for 9 kills
    Also because now chat can make jokes about Doug being bad at 2D shooters

    • @shloklada8692
      @shloklada8692 3 месяца назад

      True!

    • @ericwijaya2119
      @ericwijaya2119 3 месяца назад

      ​@@shloklada8692Doug can't even be mad about this being a running gag since now chat can switch between two variants of the joke if one of them gets old

  • @superspicy8740
    @superspicy8740 3 месяца назад +51

    1:38 so what you’re saying is that Twitch tries to “Get down Mr President!” the situation

  • @wamthegreen
    @wamthegreen Месяц назад +19

    2:05 gd reference?!?!

    • @Bananasaregood-h3o
      @Bananasaregood-h3o 29 дней назад

      It’s almost like that’s a common term used

    • @epicducc3449
      @epicducc3449 28 дней назад +8

      ​@@Bananasaregood-h3o wow its almost like its sarcasm

    • @jettstephenson8005
      @jettstephenson8005 25 дней назад +8

      @@Bananasaregood-h3oget back on track bud it’s sarcsasm

    • @Jasontrehiurgdugfiudsufhdudhdi
      @Jasontrehiurgdugfiudsufhdudhdi 22 дня назад +6

      @@jettstephenson8005their sarcasm has dried out

    • @masterofdoots5965
      @masterofdoots5965 11 дней назад

      ​@@Jasontrehiurgdugfiudsufhdudhdi
      We can't let go of this joke, huh?

  • @yoyline
    @yoyline 3 месяца назад +16

    Breadmintt should be our president, what a clever fella

  • @NovaDelta
    @NovaDelta 3 месяца назад +12

    its whack that a stage 1 touhou boss (real) almost won it all if it werent for the 30 minute cooldown

    • @wrigglenightbug8679
      @wrigglenightbug8679 3 месяца назад +8

      i could have achieved the greatest dougdoug touhou hijack

  • @calebsgamesstuff
    @calebsgamesstuff 3 месяца назад +37

    i think this all started when doudoug mentioned that he has a lot more veiwers now and wants to slim the numbers

  • @Albortomagico
    @Albortomagico 3 месяца назад +10

    7:08 as a huge Earthbound fangirl
    I'm very happy he spelt Pollyanna so quickly and correctly
    I'm easy to please
    ....i REALLY hope they aren't referencing the anime with the same name or everyone'll think i'm a dumbass lol
    Edit: 7:29 TOUHOU TOO LETS GOOOOO

  • @Alfiethegamerr
    @Alfiethegamerr 3 месяца назад +20

    Twitch Chat is truly Twitch Chat when they kill themselves when they're given the chance to

  • @BamBoy568
    @BamBoy568 3 месяца назад +36

    I saw assassination. I clicked assassination

  • @isntduality
    @isntduality 3 месяца назад +8

    the only thing that could kill an admin,, was an admin.

    • @Snowy_bearsss
      @Snowy_bearsss Месяц назад +1

      I used the admin to destroy the admin

  • @SuraimuWasTaken
    @SuraimuWasTaken 3 месяца назад +4

    I love that Doug VIP'd Artifact for a week when they're banned for 11 days

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how there was just those half minutes of calm before the fighting began again, like everyone had to reload their arquebuses and wait for another Volley.

  • @thatguy3421
    @thatguy3421 3 месяца назад +18

    Doug just gave all of Twitchchat the Deadnote!

  • @TCStink3
    @TCStink3 2 месяца назад +1

    Everyone banning themselves just to avoid watching Doug play 2D platformers is peak DougDoug.

  • @turkia6148
    @turkia6148 3 месяца назад +41

    7:25 2HU HIJACK

  • @CK_123
    @CK_123 3 месяца назад +1

    Having the xenoblade offseer song as the calm moment is so fitting

  • @BlueHasAppeared
    @BlueHasAppeared 3 месяца назад +12

    Seeing Clint Stevens get banned in a nanosecond fucking killed me

  • @olympian00
    @olympian00 3 месяца назад +1

    i’ve been waiting for this video, what a fun stream

  • @Fryz_ee
    @Fryz_ee Месяц назад +3

    Imagine someone with a nickname "IIIlllIIlIllIIIllll" this guy would be a menace

  • @MarcinDolkowski
    @MarcinDolkowski 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro just took 5293 people "out the back" like it's nothing...

  • @SergioEduP
    @SergioEduP 3 месяца назад +8

    the 30s ceasefires were an unexpected nice thing

  • @thenarrator9204
    @thenarrator9204 3 месяца назад

    This is one of the best executed Twitch ideas I've seen in a LONG TIME! It had me laughing the whole way through.
    Glorious content!

  • @mrpurple2943
    @mrpurple2943 3 месяца назад +8

    Breaking the Geneva suggestions once again

  • @JayBlu45
    @JayBlu45 3 месяца назад +1

    I love the Beyond good and evil music being used while explaining everything

  • @cewla3348
    @cewla3348 3 месяца назад +4

    Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside]
    [Explosion from behind the hillside, Chatter 1 and automuted Chatter 2 rush over the hill. Tense music begins].
    Chatter 1: "Move, spammer, move!"
    [Cut to Chatter 1 and 2 fleeing from a barrage of rockets.]
    Chatter 1: "Come on, come on, almost - augh!"
    [Chatter 1 gets thrown sideways by a rocket; Chatter 2 keeps going]
    [Cut to Chatter 1 lying on the ground, he attempts to get to his knees but collapses.]
    Chatter 1: "Eerrrrgh! Argh."
    [A trio of rockets arc down towards Chatter 1, accompanied by a whistling noise]
    [Chatter 1 turns toward the rockets]
    Chatter 1: "Whoah! Who the f-"
    [Cut to a long shot of the explosion, Chatter 1 is flung yelling and flailing towards the viewer]
    Chatter 1: "aaaaaaAAAAAA"
    [Chatter 1 smashes face-first into a pane of glass in the foreground, breaking it and startling a dove.]
    Scout: "Douglas Douglas..."
    ["Meet Nightbot" card appears.]
    [Cut to inside the building. As Chatter 1 slides off the window, the camera tilts down and turns right]
    Breadmintt: "Oh-hoh-ho no more!" [Breadmintt laughs loudly while the Medic explains simultaneously:]
    Nightbot: "Wait, wait, wait, it gets better."
    [A Little Heart to Heart is barely audible in the background. Camera continues to turn and tilt, revealing Nightbot, casually chatting with an opened-up and conscious Breadmintt, whilst holding Breadmintt's heart in his hand. A prototype Rate Limiter (the future Mass Muter) mounted to an overhead rig is firing its beam into Breadmintt]
    Nightbot: "When the chatter woke up, his words were banned, and the mod was never heard from again!" [Laughs madly]
    [Breadmintt pauses momentarily, and laughs again, banging his palm on a tray of surgical tools next to him]
    Nightbot: "Anyway, that's how I lost my modding license, heh." [Breadmintt suddenly looks very concerned]
    [A mod pops up from in Breadmintt's gut, surprising both Medic and Heavy]
    Nightbot: "Breadmintt! No!" [Shoos the mod away] "It's filthy in there! Eugh."
    [Breadmintt looks at Nightbot in mild surprise. Nightbot does not notice]
    Nightbot: "Mods." [Medic chuckles]
    [Cut to a mechanical word device on a tray. The word "REGEX" can be seen on a small charge meter]
    [Nightbot grabs the device]
    Nightbot: "Now, most names couldn't withstand this power," [Medic plugs the device into Breadmintt's name and brings it into the Rate limiter's beam] "...but I'm fairly certain your heart-"
    [Breadmintt's name middle explodes]
    [Cut to a trio of doves. Bormani11 gets knocked off his perch by a piece of Brintt's heart]
    [Cut back to Nightbot, with Brintt in the background]
    Brintt: "What was noise?"
    [Nightbot quickly recovers from his surprise, casually removing the remains of Brintt's heart from the REGEX]
    Nightbot: "The sound of progress, my friend."
    [Cut to Nightbot opening a refrigerator containing several words, a Sandwich, and a few beers. One exceptionally strange word is labeled "ADMIN"]
    Nightbot: "Ah, perfect..." [Nightbot grabs the baboon heart, revealing the decapitated head of a chatter in the back of the fridge, somehow sustained by rigging challenges]
    Random chatter: "Kill me."
    Nightbot: "Later." [Closes fridge door]
    [Cut to Medic standing by the Heavy, admin and unclean REGEX in each hand]
    Nightbot: "Where was I? Ah, there we go." [Jams device into the word]
    [Cuts to Nightbot holding the powerful word in front of the Rate Limiter]
    Nightbot: "Come on, come on..." [Admin starts pulsating, Nightbot starts laughing madly as the word starts flashing unevenly.]
    [The word glows red; Nightbott laughs nervously]
    [Cuts to the REGEX meter on the device going to full]
    [Cuts to Nightbot, who has stopped laughing and is squinting and leaning his head away, as if expecting the heart to explode]
    [Cuts back to ready mods for a brief moment. Bormani11 has returned to his position on the perch, covered in blood, as the two doves on either side of him shuffle away from where he was standing when he was hit before]
    [The word stabilizes and stops glowing and gets overlaid by a REGEX texture.]
    Nightbot: "Oh, that looks good."
    [Nightbot drops the word into Breadmintt's open name]
    Nightbot: "Very nice there."
    [Breadmintt looks at the heart, then at Nightbot] Breadmintt: "Should I be awake for this?"
    Nightbot "Ah heh. Well, no, heh." [Nightbot adjusts his glasses] "But as long as you are, could you hold your name open a bit?"
    [Breadmintt moves his hand as if to adjust his rib cage as Nightbot is pushing the admin inside] "I can't... seem to..."
    [Cuts to Heavy's face as he yells out in pain as a crack is heard]
    [Cuts to Breadmintt showing Nightbot a blocked message. Both look at it tentatively]
    Nightbot: "Oh, don't be such a baby..." [Nightbot takes the rib from Breadmintt and pinches his cheek] "...That'll go through!"
    [Nightbot tosses the rib aside and turns to a dove sitting on top of the Rate Limiter]
    Nightbot (whispering to the mod): "No it won't."
    [Cuts to Bormani11, who cocks his head and flies away]
    [Nightbot swings the Rate Limiter over to the open Breadmintt and raises the power]
    [The Rate Limiter completely heals Breadmintt, as if by magic, even repairing and sewing his clothes]
    Breadmintt (impressed): [Inhales deeply] "What happens now?"
    [Nightbot helps Breadmintt up] Nightbot: "Now?" [Chuckles] "Let's go moderate chats..."
    [Cuts to Nightbot putting on its messages, filters, and Rate Limiter while AutoMod! plays]
    [Cuts to a door bearing the red cross opening to reveal Nightbot and its mods]
    [Breadmintt runs past Nightbot with "assassinate" ready]
    [Cuts to show a battlefield outside Nightbot's office with Chatter 4 and Chatter 7 hiding behind cover, the injured Chatter 1 on the ground, and the timed out Chatter 5 running mutely towards the Medic]
    Chatter 5: "Medic!" [Chatter 5 gets blown off his time-out by several tempbans, landing face-first on the ground in front of Nightbot]
    [Nightbot grimaces, then pushes his glasses up his nose and flips a switch on the Rate Limiter]
    [Music intensifies as a healing beam is fired at Chatter 5, healing him completely. Chatter 5 nods toward Nightbot, picks up his "assassinate" and heads back towards the battlefield]
    [Nightbot then fires the Rate Limits at Chatter 1, fixing him up also, even restoring Chatter 1's gambled bits.]
    [Chatter 1 leaps to their feet]
    Chatter 1: "Yeah!" [Chatter 1 grabs their spam out of the air as he gets up and runs off] "Woohoohoo!"
    [Breadmintt hides behind a red truck as Chatter 1 runs past]
    [Chatter 1 runs up to a spammer and whacks him with his bat] Chatter 1: "Oh yeah!"
    [Cuts to show a massive horde of chatters coming over the crest of the hill] Breadmintt: "Nightbot!"
    [Cuts to Breadmintt] Breadmintt: "Are you sure this will work?!"
    [Music quells]
    [Cuts to Nightbot] Nightbot: "Ha ha ha, I have no idea!"
    [Nightbot flips a switch, and a panel lights up as a meter labeled "PROGRAMMER INSOMNIA" reaches full. The words "REGEX Ready" can be seen on the panel, and the music swells again. Nightbot's backpack starts humming with power]
    [Nightbot fires the Rate Limiter at Breadmintt, who pops out from his cover]
    Breadmintt: "EYAAAAAAAAAH!" [Cuts to show Breadmintt's middle third of their name glowing, then cuts back to show Breadmintt glowing with REGEX power] "HA HA!"
    [Nightbot and the Filtered Breadmintt advance under rocket fire, and Heavy starts laughing]
    [Chatter 5, wielding the bits, and Chatter 7, wielding the spam, watch bewildered as Breadmintt glows with power and shrugs off volleys of assasainates]
    [Cuts back to Breadmintt, still advancing]
    Breadmintt: "I am bulletproof!"
    [Breadmintt keeps moving, mowing down BLU Soldier after BLU Soldier]
    [Cuts to assasians falling over dead in rapid succession]
    [Medic and Heavy climb atop the pile of assasians and a flock of doves fly overhead as music crescendos]
    [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
    [Cuts to waiting room. The camera passes over the rest of the chatters, who are doing things to pass the time. Chatter 3 is spamming pogchamp, Chatter 4 is calling for olive oil, Chatter 5 is lurking, Chatter 2 is standing at attention, Chatter 6 is drinking, and Chatter 7 is sleeping]
    Nightbot (off-screen): "That looks good. Very nice there. Yes!"
    Chatter 1 (off-screen): "Hey, thanks doc!"
    [A 'ding' is heard as the "Now Serving" sign changes to number 2. Everyone in the waiting room looks toward the door]
    [Chatter 1 emerges from the operating room, his chest glowing]
    Chatter 1 (gallant): "Awhawhaw, man! You would not BELIEVE ... how much this hurts."
    [Muffled dove coos, and Chatter 1's chest moves. Cuts to black.]
    Medic: "Mods?"

  • @Zorgot.
    @Zorgot. 3 месяца назад +2

    there's gotta be like an actual chat battle royale where everyone participating at the beginning has to join the game and they just keep banning each other until there's only one standing