I forced all of Twitch Chat to work hard labor

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  • @sam.7983
    @sam.7983 2 месяца назад +11689

    I've just spent 3 years of my life typing "HUH" in doug's twitch chat. I survived numerous ban waves for the joke, met my best friends among the d-facers , and even found the love of my life making a basement joke. But believe me, the pay is not getting bigger. Don't waste time on people who don't appreciate you. Babagaboosh your way out of here while you still can.

    • @thatonebonkchoyguy
      @thatonebonkchoyguy 2 месяца назад +968

      Y'know, if there's one thing I've learned in the industry, it's that no one notices when @sam.7983 goes missing

    • @generalsnow7937
      @generalsnow7937 2 месяца назад +508

      @@thatonebonkchoyguy Who went missing?

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 2 месяца назад +404

      ​@@generalsnow7937 good answer.

    • @JohaalyIve-qi2qd
      @JohaalyIve-qi2qd 2 месяца назад +4

      @@bananabuns1369 holy shit we just killed a man in cold blood.

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 2 месяца назад +220

      ​@@thatonebonkchoyguyOh god, the Sam murder numbers have gotten worse than we thought.

  • @lakkinator
    @lakkinator 2 месяца назад +2316

    3:04 I like the implication of someone staying after the stream has ended working overtime, just commenting random stuff until they've worked back their hours

    • @HercadosP
      @HercadosP 2 месяца назад +206

      they go to youtube, youtube is the overtime of twitch chat

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 2 месяца назад +48

      Im an independent contractor, which is why i get work from home (commenting on youtube:)

    • @nathanfeldman210
      @nathanfeldman210 2 месяца назад +24

      D: D: D: D:

    • @LucidTyrant
      @LucidTyrant 13 дней назад +2

      @@HercadosP D:

  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 2 месяца назад +5355

    Did not have “Doug and chat roleplay a soulless underpaid office job” on my bingo card today

    • @Parciwal_Gaming
      @Parciwal_Gaming 2 месяца назад +165

      Well that is just bad planning on your end...

    • @KaiserV-2
      @KaiserV-2 2 месяца назад +195

      Roleplaying? Who said they where role playing? I've been working when I first left the womb. I have never seen outside.

    • @f1ybo1
      @f1ybo1 2 месяца назад +9

      @@KaiserV-2damn major applause to you

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice 2 месяца назад +7

      Role play?

    • @Glitchy2287
      @Glitchy2287 2 месяца назад +4

      no one notices when

  • @peregrinecovington4138
    @peregrinecovington4138 2 месяца назад +3313

    Doug is miles ahead of other streamers when it comes to interacting with chat. He gets it

    • @TrylleBanjo
      @TrylleBanjo 2 месяца назад +44

      DougDoug, Dave and T90 are damn great at it.

    • @WigleyMusicLLC
      @WigleyMusicLLC 2 месяца назад +208

      @@TrylleBanjo Who's that first guy you mentioned?

    • @Patchnote2.0
      @Patchnote2.0 2 месяца назад +10

      @@TrylleBanjo Wasn't expecting the AoE2 crossover

    • @A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2
      @A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2 2 месяца назад

      Windette is also great(stream highlights on RUclips are on Win2ette instead)

    • @nexnillion7847
      @nexnillion7847 2 месяца назад +20

      Shindigs is on DougDoug levels of interactivity or more

  • @AgentNat11
    @AgentNat11 2 месяца назад +5106

    Doug never fails to force us into indentured servitude

  • @limitlesscord7319
    @limitlesscord7319 2 месяца назад +4087

    Hey, Doug, assassin hired by tired and overworked twitch chat here.
    If there's one thing I've learned in my career, it's that no one notices when a streamer goes missing.
    *gunshot*

    • @ucaslay44556
      @ucaslay44556 2 месяца назад +260

      Twitch chatter here, do you know where Doug went? I haven't seen him all day and we've been waiting for our shift for like 2 hours. Does this mean we have the day off?

    • @Walygo
      @Walygo 2 месяца назад +234

      hey assassin hired by tired and overworked twitch chat, assassin hired by doug here.
      if there's one thing I'vw learned in my career, it's that no one notices when an assassin goes missing.

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks 2 месяца назад +120

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@Walygohey assassin hired by doug, assassin hired by RUclips chat here.
      If there's one thing I've learned in my career, it's that no one notices when I slack off in order to eat potato chips... Oh, and I guess the fact that no one notices when an assassin, who was hired to assassinate an assassin, goes missing.
      (Anyways, I havn't actually watched the entire video yet... so I am curious about the context to these jokes, guess that's just another reason to keep watching the video)
      Edit: Yes, I accidentally wrote hored instead of hired... Yes, I fixed it. Yes, I'm embarassed that I didn't notice before it was pointed out.

    • @elijahmaser7567
      @elijahmaser7567 2 месяца назад +20

      HUH?

    • @brandonk7361
      @brandonk7361 2 месяца назад +12

      D:

  • @loganjenkins1119
    @loganjenkins1119 2 месяца назад +529

    He very quickly swapped from being one of his fellow cogs in the machine, to being the horrible manager of his company. no longer working the long hours with them, but forcing all of chat to skip holidays and work overtime.

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 2 месяца назад +84

      When your co-worker gets promoted to a position over you:

    • @gideon903
      @gideon903 Месяц назад +6

      he'll give chat a pizza party instead of a union

    • @captainnomekop5056
      @captainnomekop5056 12 дней назад +3

      Being the ruthless corporate manager who makes sure people don’t notice when people go missing is just part of his job, he doesn’t actually like it but he needs to pay the bills.

  • @Silverbeaver148
    @Silverbeaver148 2 месяца назад +2737

    "This game is eating my ass rn" in the first 3 seconds. This is why I watch dougdougdoug

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 2 месяца назад +1876

    Doug: "I'm sick of the striking joke, stop doing it"
    Also Doug:

  • @kriwen227
    @kriwen227 2 месяца назад +988

    Here clocking in at the underpaid, underappreciated RUclips-Chat Factory, hating my life, but loving my job

    • @preistestdragon4634
      @preistestdragon4634 2 месяца назад +53

      good news, we all get a 0.000001$ raise for the year. we feasting tonight fellas.

    • @LitoMike
      @LitoMike 2 месяца назад +21

      yeah, now keep that spirit or you'll turn into a spirit

    • @SappyDuder
      @SappyDuder 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@LitoMike don't threaten me with a good time

  • @EvilMastermindOfDoom
    @EvilMastermindOfDoom 2 месяца назад +378

    You can tell this is an older clip because he talks about putting a frozen meal in the microwave like it's a bad thing, but thanks to todays sponsor, Factor-

    • @anotherfandom
      @anotherfandom 2 месяца назад +64

      Someone called him out for that in a TTS but Doug did clarify that Factor's meals aren't ever frozen.

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges Месяц назад +16

      @@anotherfandom what about the one i put in the freezer

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine Месяц назад +13

      @@ValeBridgesthose are frozen

    • @CommonApathy
      @CommonApathy 12 дней назад

      @@anotherfandom That's super duper concerning for the safety of those meals..

    • @anotherfandom
      @anotherfandom 12 дней назад +1

      @@CommonApathy hello fresh is the same way, they pack it with ice in transit but they don't flash freeze it or anything

  • @ThanondorfTV
    @ThanondorfTV 2 месяца назад +186

    Dougdoug and chat simultaneously committing WAY too hard to the roleplay is something absolutely unique to his streams

  • @gryphonkingbros847
    @gryphonkingbros847 Месяц назад +61

    6:11 This was the fastest and probably only time Doug has ever managed to break up chat spamming messages. Once everyone realized the strike was also a factory they immediately stopped lmfao

  • @imdefinitelyok8658
    @imdefinitelyok8658 2 месяца назад +1285

    "Nobody notices when God goes missing" goes unreasonably hard

    • @ThatBrokenToxinGuy
      @ThatBrokenToxinGuy 2 месяца назад +65

      Well everyone except clerics, but remember: nobody notices when all clerics loose their power

    • @warmchoccy
      @warmchoccy 2 месяца назад +78

      God is dead, God remains dead, and Doug has killed him.

    • @SysFan808
      @SysFan808 2 месяца назад +37

      [ultrakill reference goes here]

    • @nobledamask
      @nobledamask 2 месяца назад +59

      @@warmchoccy
      Someone: God is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men.
      Doug: Nobody notices when the hearts of men go missing.

    • @SakhotGamer
      @SakhotGamer 2 месяца назад +17

      According to the bibles of most religions god shows up once every like 500 years or so to ONE GUY, so hard to notice if bro goes missing💀

  • @yonatanchapal7800
    @yonatanchapal7800 2 месяца назад +537

    The funny thing is that doug wasn’t even kidding about his part

    • @gugol1
      @gugol1 2 месяца назад +237

      He wasn't completely kidding about chat's part too (at least for me). A lot of times I send emotes in chat without feeling anything. Like when Doug completes a challenge I just think "Now is time to say POGGIES" while looking exactly like that picture.

    • @oliverwatson6634
      @oliverwatson6634 2 месяца назад +159

      ​@@gugol1 A cog in the machine

    • @soylechuga9608
      @soylechuga9608 2 месяца назад +71

      The best comedy is rooted in truth

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj 2 месяца назад +17

      ​@@gugol1Think of yonatanchapal the next time you soullessly type an emote into chat

    • @Argyleexe
      @Argyleexe 2 месяца назад +26

      ​@@oliverwatson6634a pog in the machine

  • @robotortoise
    @robotortoise 2 месяца назад +888

    /r/wehatedougdoug has already heard about this and we will be sending our union representatives promptly to address the issue.

    • @karanrime8948
      @karanrime8948 2 месяца назад +205

      nobody notices if a union representative goes missing, right?

    • @Blackfedoraowner
      @Blackfedoraowner 2 месяца назад +20

      Comment aside Robotortoise is an amazing name

    • @Imdoneuploading
      @Imdoneuploading 2 месяца назад +3

      Heh karen some here could say im karent

    • @robotortoise
      @robotortoise 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Blackfedoraowner Thank you! I made the handle in 2011 lol

    • @Halfendymion
      @Halfendymion 2 месяца назад +11

      (Clocks into OugDoug joke factory)

  • @Boundless-Boredom
    @Boundless-Boredom 2 месяца назад +131

    when doug says nobody thinks the bald joke is funny and then shows his bald spot to the chat. truly iconic, our bald king.

    • @peddr.o
      @peddr.o 2 месяца назад +9

      hes just following orders. he's got mouthes to feed

  • @GeorgeS1958
    @GeorgeS1958 2 месяца назад +396

    We are so back

  • @NikFromm
    @NikFromm 2 месяца назад +138

    Best part about this job is that I just don’t come in at all and the boss doesn’t care! Good thing I’m saying this to myself and not putting it out online publicly where my boss, Dougdoug, can see it! Why is my speech-to-text on? No, don’t send! WHAT ARE YOU DO-

    • @starry-907
      @starry-907 2 месяца назад +31

      no one notices when a twitch chatter goes missing

    • @NikFromm
      @NikFromm 2 месяца назад +15

      @@starry-907 But *AM I* a twitch chatter if I never show up to begin with?
      TRICK QUESTION! I’M ALREADY LONG GONE! *YOU’LL NEVER GET ME!!!*

    • @starry-907
      @starry-907 2 месяца назад +7

      @@NikFromm know what fair point proceed as normal then

    • @gugol1
      @gugol1 2 месяца назад +1

      Good luck working for Amazon

    • @Vikt-vg8nz
      @Vikt-vg8nz 2 месяца назад +4

      @@NikFromm no one notices when a youtube commenter goes missing

  • @deff8487
    @deff8487 2 месяца назад +304

    i knew twitch chat was just a paid actor. i could tell they weren't passionate about the jokes, but just their pay checks.
    *clocks out

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 2 месяца назад +18

      youtube comments are like the "working from home" office workers

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA Месяц назад +2

      Good work RUclips comment factory, Keep those Funny jokes and references coming and maybe you can get thanksgiving off

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile Месяц назад +1

      @@ThatGuyRNA I got the notification and thought you were being _the snarkiest dude online_ until I realized what comment thread this was in. hahaha

  • @vhaelen326
    @vhaelen326 2 месяца назад +200

    "who is the ATF, does anyone notice if they go missing?"
    yes the ATF missing is quite noticeable by the decreasing puppy mortalitty rate...

    • @Drdarktouch2
      @Drdarktouch2 2 месяца назад +20

      And a decrease of "boating accidents"

    • @spartan4196
      @spartan4196 2 месяца назад +18

      And a decrease of firearms in mexico

    • @thecreatorofpc7929
      @thecreatorofpc7929 2 месяца назад +7

      Wait, i think i just got what that one joke in Gravity Falls is about, where Stan is illegally selling puppies to Mexico.

    • @spartan4196
      @spartan4196 2 месяца назад

      @@thecreatorofpc7929 look up "operation fast and furious"

    • @noinfo1018
      @noinfo1018 Месяц назад +8

      @thecreatorofpc7929 I don’t think Stan smuggling puppies to Mexico was about the atf. For context, the atf killing puppies comes from the siege of ruby ridge (which started when a atf agent shot a dog) and the Waco siege (which started when the atf fired first, and also hit multiple dogs). Plus I don’t think Alex Hirsch would actually put in a joke about a controversial government action, and even if he did Disney would have stepped in

  • @sirlambchops.
    @sirlambchops. Месяц назад +39

    9:47 ULTRAKILL entire plot

  • @slyninja7477
    @slyninja7477 2 месяца назад +84

    “Twitch chat had won the victory over themselves. They loved DougDoug”

  • @slimecrabjohnson5110
    @slimecrabjohnson5110 2 месяца назад +424

    "If there's one thing I learned..." Is gonna echo in my brain now, surely NOBODY has noticed a President going missing ever, no sir

  • @PiousMoltar
    @PiousMoltar 2 месяца назад +122

    Okay that "bald at 2D platformers" guy needs a raise

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 2 месяца назад +8

      Best I can do is more hours

    • @disrespect9376
      @disrespect9376 Месяц назад

      @@jingbot1071unpaid

    • @TheMochaMadness
      @TheMochaMadness 8 дней назад

      Best i can do is a raise in blood pressure​@@jingbot1071

  • @dr.badguyreviews6785
    @dr.badguyreviews6785 2 месяца назад +112

    7:43 Wasn't there that whole thing with an Australian prime minister, where one just completely disappeared and no one actually noticed for several weeks after?

    • @johnt.190
      @johnt.190 2 месяца назад +28

      @@dr.badguyreviews6785 Harold Holt. He disappeared while taking a swim in the ocean.

    • @tasmanianwalrus583
      @tasmanianwalrus583 2 месяца назад +24

      And then named a swimming center after him

    • @corgihero259
      @corgihero259 2 месяца назад +20

      They did notice he went missing, it was just that nobody cared

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 29 дней назад

      @@corgihero259people did care, they just couldn’t find him

  • @nathankurtz8045
    @nathankurtz8045 Месяц назад +16

    11:54 a chatter behind doug's head shouts "FEMBOYS!!!"

  • @let2367
    @let2367 2 месяца назад +17

    I like that the B-plot of chat has not only overtaken the main plot, we didn't even get a description of what Doug was trying to actually play

  • @JoeLikesBlue
    @JoeLikesBlue 2 месяца назад +103

    It ain’t easy being performative about crude humor.

  • @DonQuixoteFan
    @DonQuixoteFan 2 месяца назад +68

    0:02 nice one Doug

  • @boxylemons7961
    @boxylemons7961 2 месяца назад +29

    Normal Streamers: "yo what's up time to play fortnite"
    DougDoug: elaborate 19th century sweatshop reenactments with his twitch chatters as workers.
    and I would never trade it away for anything else.

  • @Li-rh1bv
    @Li-rh1bv 2 месяца назад +46

    This is the most existentially depressing DougDoug video I’ve ever watched.

  • @sinustheone
    @sinustheone 2 месяца назад +231

    0:02 “no mmmm” moment look out

    • @Terra_Egg
      @Terra_Egg 2 месяца назад +21

      *gnome

    • @bieyang339
      @bieyang339 2 месяца назад +2

      AAAAAAAAAAAA that will scar me for life.

    • @Davidpoland2005
      @Davidpoland2005 2 месяца назад

      eating my alfredo right now

  • @specialshera
    @specialshera 2 месяца назад +69

    "That's one thing I've learned at this job. It's that nobody notices when God is gone." -Friedrich Nietzsche

    • @ryucruz1911
      @ryucruz1911 2 месяца назад +4

      God is dead
      Doug killed him

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@ryucruz1911God is dead.
      D: mines are full.
      Poggies is fuel.

  • @ImmaturePenguin3
    @ImmaturePenguin3 2 месяца назад +45

    4:23 “the spice must flow!” DougDoug says calmly

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm not at that part yet, but if he's shouting "the spice must flow" I'm gonna be extremely displeased, and r/wehatedougdoug will hear about it

  • @madmannn9576
    @madmannn9576 2 месяца назад +166

    hello this is RUclips viewer clocking in. uhhh dude at 1:40 is spittin' straight facts

    • @giulianovilardi269
      @giulianovilardi269 2 месяца назад +7

      I agree

    • @thegray_wolf
      @thegray_wolf 2 месяца назад +27

      im glad you liked my tts message
      (im not a furry btw)

    • @EepyGirlLava
      @EepyGirlLava 2 месяца назад +26

      @@thegray_wolf no idea who you are but as a furry you are not beating the allegations atm, hope this helps

    • @CaliberCreates
      @CaliberCreates 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@thegray_wolf Sorry man, you're one of us now

    • @gugol1
      @gugol1 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@thegray_wolfyou're not fooling anyone with these pfp and username

  • @GingerBeds
    @GingerBeds 2 месяца назад +74

    You know it’s a good vid when Doug starts talking about getting his ass eaten out

  • @ThatNoobKing
    @ThatNoobKing 2 месяца назад +25

    9:45 MANKIND IS DEAD
    BLOOD IS FUEL
    HELL IS FULL

  • @MrLucky5001
    @MrLucky5001 2 месяца назад +4

    this was one of my favorite stream bits. I even skipped to the point where it started in the VOD, so I can watch it again. I'm so glad this was turned into a video.

  • @hylianmoth
    @hylianmoth 2 месяца назад +18

    this video is only 13 minutes long and yet after watching it i feel like ive wasted half my life working in the HUH factory

  • @turtalia4537
    @turtalia4537 2 месяца назад +12

    This was the most real RUclips video I have ever seen in my entire life.

    • @peddr.o
      @peddr.o 2 месяца назад +7

      fr. it's kind of depressing if you think about it tbh. props to him making it funny

  • @none62092
    @none62092 Месяц назад +3

    9:46 “if there’s one thing I’ve learned in this job, it’s that no one notices when God is gone.” Is such a hard line. That should legit be a line for an action movie

  • @BaronSterling
    @BaronSterling 2 месяца назад +11

    I'm amazed no one thought to call this Twitch-emote-based corporate hellscape bit "Kappatalism".

  • @thatguy5233
    @thatguy5233 2 месяца назад +38

    13:20 HUH, what is "hog cranking factory"?

    • @AzureLlama
      @AzureLlama 2 месяца назад +3

      HUH

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking Месяц назад +8

      It was a running joke for a bit, but it was too uncomfortable and went on for too long so Doug eventually shut it down.

  • @ItsGBMoD
    @ItsGBMoD 2 месяца назад +39

    i love how this is not only a funny bit about working in a factory, but also is actually talking about real problems in this chat about how everything is repetitive and the same unfunny joke

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 месяца назад +9

    I love how at the beginning, Doug acts like he's in the same situation as Twitch Chat. Being a depressed wage slave making painis jokes every stream and being returned with similarly equally depressed "Doug what"s and "HUH D:"s
    And then by the 4 minute mark, he's already ordering us to work overtime and threatening to shut off the utilities if we don't type in "OMEGALUL" when he says "Mario is eating my aß rn"

  • @WolfBornYT2003
    @WolfBornYT2003 2 месяца назад +50

    4:00 Look mom I’m famous, does this fulfill the quota I need to meet?

    • @daf6332
      @daf6332 2 месяца назад +3

      CONGRATS ON GETTING YOUR NEW JOB AT THE OMEGALUL FACTORY

  • @Assassin272
    @Assassin272 2 месяца назад +61

    this video actually made feel uncomfortable with how relevant the horrible working conditions are atm with companies

  • @DubiousCreatureOnTheInternet
    @DubiousCreatureOnTheInternet 2 месяца назад +77

    Twitch Chat yearns for the mines

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 2 месяца назад +7

      Cant be any worse than the basement

    • @squalamander
      @squalamander 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@cjvs1604 I mean like while you're down there you might as well make yourself useful y'know?

  • @utse2474
    @utse2474 2 месяца назад +9

    I'm very sick rn, your vids really don't help at all, thank you 🥰❤❤

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 2 месяца назад +5

    "no one notices when a president goes missing"
    this is true in australia, we didnt even bother looking for harold holt when he didnt come back after a swim

  • @abu_alsof
    @abu_alsof Месяц назад +2

    i think this is singlehandedly the funniest running joke in the doug doug cinematic universe history.
    i keep coming back to this video every just to laugh at it again,that's how good it is

  • @kalamari3288
    @kalamari3288 2 месяца назад +13

    I like how Twitch emotes are apparently a combination of an office job, a factory job, a mining job, and a farming job.

  • @Kenkinkan
    @Kenkinkan 2 месяца назад +8

    Finding out about DougDoug is one of the best things that have happened to me this year.

  • @Jack-lu6jy
    @Jack-lu6jy 2 месяца назад +4

    I'm honestly impressed by how much Doug manages to sound like a terrible human / boss at 3:33

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 2 месяца назад +33

    6:13 you can see the strikes being removed, he is forcing them to unstrike

  • @marcucu9933
    @marcucu9933 2 месяца назад +9

    Doug never fails to hold us at gunpoint to work tirelessly until the end of time 😊

  • @johnt.190
    @johnt.190 2 месяца назад +116

    AND WE ALL LIFT! AND WE’RE ALL ADRIFT TOGETHER! TOGETHER!
    3:34 Also didn’t know Doug worked as a Nijisanji exec.

    • @Ossarah_
      @Ossarah_ 2 месяца назад +11

      thanks now it's stuck in my head again

    • @gerbilking9687
      @gerbilking9687 2 месяца назад +8

      r/unexpectedwarframe

    • @Loolilol
      @Loolilol 2 месяца назад +4

      The air and water flowing
      High, the air we call our own.
      Push, to keep the dark from coming
      Feel the weight of what we owe.
      This, the sound of sons and daughters
      High, the land of who we are.
      Making peace to build our future
      Strong united working till we fall,
      I forgot what they say when i put "high" cuz i didnt want to put [cant remember]

    • @sillypeanut-pu5di
      @sillypeanut-pu5di 2 месяца назад +9

      @@Loolilol Cold, the air and water flowing / Hard, this land we call our own / Push, to keep the dark from coming / Feel the weight of what we owe. / This, the song of sons and daughters / Hide (or maybe high), the heart of who we are / Making peace to build our future / Strong united, working till we fall

    • @hillbillysamurai
      @hillbillysamurai 2 месяца назад +3

      Warframe reference spotted. Excellent work, tenno

  • @comlitbeta7532
    @comlitbeta7532 2 месяца назад +15

    i suddenly feel the urge to start Shipbreaker again. Nothing like the crushing weight of shift quota and intrusive corporate oversight to relax

  • @AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg
    @AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg 2 месяца назад +54

    7:48 oh that got dark real quick

  • @mr.vehickL
    @mr.vehickL 2 месяца назад +11

    5:08 "damn, you really sre working tripple time" got me so hard. I love being overworked by my bald lord and savior, dougless dougless

  • @jmacku35
    @jmacku35 Месяц назад +1

    I come back literally every few days because there’s something deep inside that this really relates to with me.

  • @DennysTheRestaurant
    @DennysTheRestaurant 2 месяца назад +16

    Man, I was ready to go to my shift in the hog cranking factory

  • @Riku-Leela
    @Riku-Leela Месяц назад +2

    Dougdoug always gives me big Jerma vibes. Its like Jerma has 'retired' and now its his chance to keep the mantle of live adaption comedy going

  • @Itsunobaby
    @Itsunobaby 2 месяца назад +60

    GOD I LOVE THE HORRORS OF CAPITALISM‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @meneerklok5215
      @meneerklok5215 2 месяца назад +2

      Murica

    • @SpaceflightExplained
      @SpaceflightExplained 2 месяца назад

      🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 god bless our nation

    • @elijahmaser7567
      @elijahmaser7567 2 месяца назад +1

      HUH?

    • @NotBest713
      @NotBest713 2 месяца назад

      ​@@meneerklok5215wait why is murica translated to english kill?
      who cares MURICA!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @Stevonicus
      @Stevonicus 2 месяца назад

      semper fi

  • @Whatiwanttowatchbrowhere-bt8iw
    @Whatiwanttowatchbrowhere-bt8iw Месяц назад +2

    "Nobody notices when god is gone." That is such a hard line, i could see that in an eldritch horror story.

  • @gnome5057
    @gnome5057 2 месяца назад +7

    rest in peace the hog cranking factory, I used to work there and the job was the easiest thing ever, you only really had to do something once every 3 days

  • @p_ttown1979
    @p_ttown1979 2 месяца назад +1

    each video has its own inside jokes which then spreads out as references in other videos. doug’s content is consistently rewarding

  • @ian3314
    @ian3314 2 месяца назад +4

    This made me kind of have an existential crisis about my life/job on a Saturday.

  • @Handsome_Roach
    @Handsome_Roach 2 месяца назад

    I love doug doug and other twitch streamers for having such fun interactive live streams, and it probably really encourages people to give you points so you can hear their message. Smartest move i ever done did see saw, i hope to be there one day

  • @creeperawwman9197
    @creeperawwman9197 2 месяца назад +6

    I love how doug takes one joke and cranks it to a 11

  • @patrickholzer6415
    @patrickholzer6415 2 месяца назад +35

    "Nobody notices if god is missing" was the first correct one. People who believe would keep believing and people who don't wouldn't start believing either

  • @staslang4413
    @staslang4413 2 месяца назад +5

    "Nobody notices when a god disapears"
    Nietsche would be very proud

  • @AAAAAA-613
    @AAAAAA-613 2 месяца назад +30

    What I've learned from this is that nobody notices when OSHA inspectors, FBI agents, whoever the ATF is, world leaders, aliens, or God go missing, but everyone notices when a Boeing employee disappears.

  • @gwete
    @gwete 2 месяца назад +8

    We got doug doug's existential crisis before GTA 6

  • @frenchertoast
    @frenchertoast 2 месяца назад +2

    One of the best videos I've seen in a while bravo doug inc™

  • @Chung14-e8z
    @Chung14-e8z Месяц назад +9

    1:50 SAME OMG

  • @davidn90
    @davidn90 26 дней назад +2

    Ya know what? Keep it fresh. That's my fucking streamer.

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 2 месяца назад +2

    When Doug keeps pausing to do this hard labor RP, I keep seeing that the challenge of this stream was to beat RubberRoss World in under 20 hours, and I start to suspect he never beat the challenge.

  • @delacreaux
    @delacreaux 2 месяца назад +2

    4:03 Chatter asks for a raise, boss takes it as a resignation. DougDoug's Twitch chat is the epitome of at-will employment.

  • @robinscompass5951
    @robinscompass5951 2 месяца назад +10

    1:50 The line has been ANNIHILATED

  • @joseoh5856
    @joseoh5856 2 месяца назад +1

    This was surely my favorite dougdougdoug video, it was a blast

  • @musicalpuppies123
    @musicalpuppies123 2 месяца назад +4

    Dougs chats ability to carry a bit is unmatched so many twitch chats just dont understand the assignments

  • @dylster2125
    @dylster2125 Месяц назад +2

    9:45 this unironically goes hard

  • @sehyunjun251
    @sehyunjun251 2 месяца назад +4

    5:56 so that's why dad, who was an OSHA agent, went missing after investigating this dubious sweat shop...

  • @commanderredjonkks5268
    @commanderredjonkks5268 2 месяца назад +2

    "Nobody notices when the president goes missing" reminded me of Harold Holt, Prime Minister of Australia who just casually went swimming in the ocean and was never seen again.

  • @hangover89
    @hangover89 2 месяца назад +13

    I like how the editor made Bob's tie a mic

  • @NameName-qw7ip
    @NameName-qw7ip Месяц назад +1

    Best thing about this video is that that one guy didn’t even quit, Doug just lied and said he did to get everyone to work double overtime. This really is an accurate simulation of capitalism

    • @NameName-qw7ip
      @NameName-qw7ip Месяц назад

      the strikes thing too capitaldoug is getting megasued

  • @danielhanna19
    @danielhanna19 Месяц назад +3

    9:09 stands for alcohol, tobacco, and firearms

  • @Aurora-kt1co
    @Aurora-kt1co 2 месяца назад

    I love watching these kinds of Doug videos because by the end of it I've always managed to forget how we got to the current state of the bit in the first place

  • @eggyt1153
    @eggyt1153 2 месяца назад +13

    12:44 seems the Catvibe Factory™️ sneakily opened up. Classic Catvibe Factory™️.

  • @achiiro
    @achiiro Месяц назад +1

    twitch chat and doug is doing their job for us youtube viewers's entertainment

  • @kraykyle
    @kraykyle 2 месяца назад +5

    How does Doug make shit this stupid but also incredibly funny?

  • @XhanAnimations
    @XhanAnimations 2 месяца назад +1

    The "nobody notices" bit that just gets progressively out of hand is too good 😂

  • @RasmusVJS
    @RasmusVJS 2 месяца назад +5

    Sad to hear that DouglasDouglas has given up on his dreams of becoming a baker. He should try tasting BDG's roommate's bread.

  • @TankTheDragon
    @TankTheDragon 2 месяца назад +1

    I didn't think of this as depressed dads at a desk, more like Dougdoug and Chat are those Looney Tunes shorts of the dog and wolf clocking in for the stream
    "Morning Sam"
    "Morning Ralph"
    Then they both go off to annoy each other for 8 hours and clock out

  • @koreyworey6345
    @koreyworey6345 2 месяца назад +5

    I think the bald jokes are funny and I think the strike jokes are funny.

  • @valecasini
    @valecasini 25 дней назад +1

    3:45 Doug just there trying to explain to the young part of chat how life works 😂

  • @spencerstanley4759
    @spencerstanley4759 2 месяца назад +4

    If there's a page where he can check how many emotes are used, he should set the twitch chat eliminator to ban random viewers if they dont hit quotas every hour.

  • @sketcher445
    @sketcher445 2 месяца назад

    This really made me more aware of my own burnout in my life. Thanks again, DougDoug(Doug)!