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  • Опубликовано: 19 авг 2014
  • Best of Fast Show

Комментарии • 311

  • @JayMaverick
    @JayMaverick 5 месяцев назад +7

    -This man insulted me!
    -Was it done with any style, madam?

  • @BCloudyboy
    @BCloudyboy 3 года назад +98

    ‘Will it be the bridal?’
    ‘No, he’ll just hold her by the ears.’
    Classic! 😂

  • @robashton8606
    @robashton8606 2 года назад +48

    "Does she look over her shoulder at you, sir, like this....ah!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤘
    I bloody miss the nineties.

  • @PRINCESSLEELAA11
    @PRINCESSLEELAA11 5 лет назад +117

    Absolutely hysterical! British comedy legends at their best! 🤣👍🇮🇪☘️

    • @DolanDolk
      @DolanDolk 2 года назад +6

      Good sense of humour sir, owh suit you sir, suit you, owh

    • @ShonnDaylee
      @ShonnDaylee 7 месяцев назад +1

      He was also on Red Dwarf. One of Lister's mates. "I've been to Iceland. I've been to Juno. I can name 50 things that go in jars that you know"

    • @rekocastren923
      @rekocastren923 3 месяца назад

      BBC ❤ Greetings from Finland ,🇫🇮

  • @SirChronDonIII
    @SirChronDonIII Год назад +19

    Seeing a young Arthur Weasley saying these things has made my day😂 I must now see the man at least once in my life so I can tell him "oh! Suit you sir!"

  • @Emzdrav
    @Emzdrav 6 лет назад +210

    Radiant sir, radiant!

  • @emgee44
    @emgee44 2 года назад +27

    Looking back at these sketches reminds me of the old Monty Python “Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink” with Eric Idle:
    “Is she a goer, likes uniforms does she, know what I mean, know what I mean nudge, nudge, wink, wink” 😉

  • @bigchris80
    @bigchris80 3 года назад +34

    I don't recall them ever selling a suit 🤣

  • @lukenukem2441
    @lukenukem2441 2 года назад +12

    It's literally 3s from "yes I'll have a secretary" to "will u be giving it to her sir". Genius

  • @The-sx8zy
    @The-sx8zy Год назад +9

    I love how the blonde one comes out of nowhere in most of them

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 4 месяца назад +3

    "Does she birch you with nettles and need heavy sedation sir?" Lmao!

  • @theseshisneverover6472
    @theseshisneverover6472 5 лет назад +50

    The years I’ve used the saying “suits you sir” and never seen the sketch. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant

    • @Oscuros
      @Oscuros 4 года назад

      At least you say it and write it like they did.
      Never seen it written as "suit you" in my life, people really should learn to read and write better.

    • @sirbarringtonwomblembe4098
      @sirbarringtonwomblembe4098 3 года назад +5

      @@Oscuros Wrong. Check the damn title under the play button. People really should learn to listen 'better'.

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 3 года назад +4

      @@Oscuros It is "suit you" actually. That's what they say.

    • @vermilliongecko
      @vermilliongecko 2 года назад +4

      Arabella Weir said in a documentary at the time that it's actually 'suit you. sir', as in 'that would suit you, sir'.

    • @smokey_the_bandit_girl2548
      @smokey_the_bandit_girl2548 4 месяца назад

      Me too haha 😂

  • @Kingtrollface259
    @Kingtrollface259 2 года назад +14

    The fast show ,harry enfield and chums ,absolute legends

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 3 года назад +18

    "Have you tried drugs to heighten sexual awareness, sir?"
    "Have you tried violence, madam?"

  • @kael2450
    @kael2450 6 лет назад +86

    "Oh go on let them" Ooh Suit you Caroline.

  • @sumthingwickedly
    @sumthingwickedly 2 года назад +64

    I remember taking my lad into a gentleman's outfitters when this was on and I don't know if the guys in the shop were doing it deliberately but they were going on like this 😂😂😂

    • @mrkeogh
      @mrkeogh 7 месяцев назад +8

      You put your lad into a gentleman's what?

    • @sumthingwickedly
      @sumthingwickedly 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@mrkeogh 🤣🤣

  • @M1tjakaramazov
    @M1tjakaramazov 3 года назад +36

    I worked at a menswear store with a tailoring section when this came out. I can testify this is exactly how people in that business are 😂

    • @seamustherotty9373
      @seamustherotty9373 8 месяцев назад +5

      I was gonna say you're talking shite but then I thought about the times I've needed a suit for whatever occasion and they fucking are like this 😂😂😂

    • @M1tjakaramazov
      @M1tjakaramazov 8 месяцев назад

      @@seamustherotty9373 they're even worse behind the scenes 😅

  • @rdjb9650
    @rdjb9650 3 года назад +9

    “Brutal, sir, but strangely compelling.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @motorbike650
    @motorbike650 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for the entertainment !
    In 2023 I can't think of anything which' holds a candle to you'..what you did was ' art'

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh 7 месяцев назад +2

    "The Bentley approach, rather than the Morgan?"
    JFC 😂

  • @ivorbiggun710
    @ivorbiggun710 4 года назад +50

    Caroline Ahern looks so pretty. What a tragedy such a clever and talented woman was taken from us.

  • @ivogredica4263
    @ivogredica4263 8 месяцев назад +3

    Fast show is best comedy show that I ever saw in my life!

  • @versioncity1
    @versioncity1 2 года назад +6

    I'd forgotten just how good the fast show was.

  • @mrcooper7027
    @mrcooper7027 3 года назад +48

    Waiter: Do you chew or do you swallow?
    Wife: I swallow.
    Waiter: Suits you sir!

  • @rbeygarcia
    @rbeygarcia Год назад +21

    Paul’s not only a comedian. He’s a fantastic actor. Like frighteningly fantastic. It can only be his own reluctance to venture outside the UK that’s kept him from the bright lights of Hollywood. People get Oscars for acting like his.

    • @arturs2436
      @arturs2436 3 месяца назад

      Closer he has been of Hollywood probably was his role has Anatas Mikoyan in the 2017 movie"Death of Stalin" (a movie in which for ex Steve Buscemi plays the role of Nikita Khrushchev). Also to note the voice roles:1) Has"Thackery" in the 2016 movie "Alice Through the Looking Glass"(in which Johnny Depp(who admires him) has"Hatter Tarrant Hightopp) and 2)Has"William Van Dort / Mayhew / Paul the Head Waiter" in the 2006 Tim Burton movie"Corpse Bride"(Depp had the main voice role).

    • @jennifersivewright3117
      @jennifersivewright3117 23 дня назад

      He’s an amazing singer, too. Saw the Fast Show Live and Paul Whitehouse is constantly funny.

  • @jonnygti
    @jonnygti Год назад +9

    Love the restaurant scene “What about todays special”
    Out he comes from under the table.
    “Tongue sir”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @willcannon8875
    @willcannon8875 3 года назад +10

    Pure pure class proud to be British

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 3 года назад +3

      Suit you.

    • @willcannon8875
      @willcannon8875 3 года назад +3

      @@ajs41 No no....suit you sir"

  • @kevinhoughton9134
    @kevinhoughton9134 3 года назад +9

    PMSL, these sketches have got to be some of the funniest ever!!

  • @santachorry
    @santachorry Год назад +8

    Awww Johnny....he's always wanted to be a part of this sketch. I bet he loved it and had a blast. Bless his heart.

    • @arturs2436
      @arturs2436 3 месяца назад

      And did it for free. He used a quote of the Rowley Birkin, QC sketch line has Sparrow"so then they made me chief" if im not mixing up. Also Paul Whitehouse later did voice roles Has"Thackery" in the 2016 movie "Alice Through the Looking Glass"and 2)Has"William Van Dort / Mayhew / Paul the Head Waiter" in the 2006 Tim Burton movie"Corpse Bride"-both movies in which Depp had the or 1 of the main roles.

  • @colinstewart1432
    @colinstewart1432 2 года назад +5

    Slide down the greasy pole of my depravity !! Priceless 🤜💥🤛

  • @HarryWebb46
    @HarryWebb46 4 года назад +10

    OMG! That first sketch! Absolutely brilliant LMFAO!!

  • @LudosErgoSum
    @LudosErgoSum Год назад +5

    I was not prepared for youngy Depp to step into their shop😂

    • @HenryRuins
      @HenryRuins Год назад +2

      He was actually a huge fan of the Fast Show so that's why he was in the farewell episode in 2000 and in a 2015 interview, he commented: "It was absolutely one of my proudest achievements. No question

  • @fangsandfinsshop7529
    @fangsandfinsshop7529 4 года назад +50

    They must have had a blast making these. Brilliant stuff and a good dose of humor during this corona problem.

  • @leslieblanchard
    @leslieblanchard 4 года назад +21

    Watch out Kenneth, he's a live one! 😆

  • @murphyspattaya
    @murphyspattaya 4 года назад +11

    That's a Smashing blouse you've got on 🤣

  • @joelyons3869
    @joelyons3869 3 года назад +12

    Mr Whitehouse comedic genius

  • @richardc316
    @richardc316 2 года назад +7

    Have you ever sampled the unique delights of a lady man? 😂

  • @milesharling2501
    @milesharling2501 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant. Love theses

  • @vinnyjhawer7847
    @vinnyjhawer7847 Год назад +2

    love it, reminds me of my younger days

  • @amadon3
    @amadon3 3 года назад +4

    bloody perfect!

  • @patagualianmostly7437
    @patagualianmostly7437 3 года назад +16

    Brilliant. Thanks for posting...
    although I may not watch "Father Brown" again in quite the same way!

  • @derin111
    @derin111 3 года назад +7

    God! They all look so young in this.

  • @gaz-atollahofrockandrolla7519
    @gaz-atollahofrockandrolla7519 Год назад +4

    I love that in the 3rd sketch Arabella Weir can't help buy laugh through the entire thing

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 3 года назад +5

    ''oh dolly,you give me the horn!'' *ded with laughter*

  • @atosov
    @atosov 4 года назад +19

    17:07
    Ken: These are jackets, these are shirts, and this, of course . . . is a TROUSER!
    Ken and Kenneth: OOH!
    I think I have watched every one of these sketches a dozen times or more, and they still make me laugh.

  • @SpaceSkeletonDragon
    @SpaceSkeletonDragon 3 месяца назад

    Took me literal decades before I realised it was "suit you" and not "suits you".

  • @dwainfarmery6433
    @dwainfarmery6433 7 месяцев назад +1

    Amazing, but imagine if it was made today...

  • @Hellwyck
    @Hellwyck 3 года назад +6

    Just been given visions of Arabella Weir making those noises... Damn.

  • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
    @thatguyfromcetialphaV Год назад +1

    'Do you ever have occasion to beat yourself off young sir?'
    Chris Morris: 'And who would pay for the dry cleaning?'

  • @craigstirling608
    @craigstirling608 3 года назад +6

    Up against a tree oh suit you.

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 3 года назад

      Craig Stirling
      Did she have a leaf on sir?
      Did it cover your branch sir?

    • @craigstirling608
      @craigstirling608 3 года назад

      @@richardlloyd2589 was there any suggestion of a blindfold sir??

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 3 года назад

      Craig Stirling
      Did you get any sap on you sir?

  • @colinstewart1432
    @colinstewart1432 2 года назад +3

    Brutal but strangely compelling...Ooh!

  • @toddhunter3137
    @toddhunter3137 3 года назад +2

    Fantastic! 😉 😉

  • @Armaron06
    @Armaron06 3 года назад +11

    at 4:31 She failed dismally to not laugh. XD probably peed a little too. ORH! Suit you sir! ORH! And the special appearance by Johnny Depp was a surprise back in the day when I first watched this show.

  • @JoshStockton
    @JoshStockton 3 года назад +3

    "Oh suits you Sir, do you want it? Do you Sir? Oh! oh! oh!
    "OF COURSE HE WANTS IT, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT!"

  • @daverennix4332
    @daverennix4332 2 года назад +3

    Betty Swollocks lol, classic!

  • @abigsplash
    @abigsplash 3 года назад +6

    Will you be getting your own secretary, Sir?!

  • @saltech3444
    @saltech3444 2 года назад +4

    There is a tailors near my house in Sydney Australia called "Suits Thee". I suspect it is named after these sketches.

  • @W1ggen
    @W1ggen 3 года назад +4

    "did she want it, sir?"

  • @darkstar2315
    @darkstar2315 3 года назад +5

    Some of the real life suit fitters were actually a little bit like this. I think it was inspired by real life.

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 3 года назад +3

      Definitely. One of the inspirations was a man who worked for Hackney council who used to talk in a very similar way to this. They talk about it on the programme about The Fast Show which is on RUclips.

    • @darkstar2315
      @darkstar2315 3 года назад +2

      @@ajs41 oh thanks for the reply. Yes that talking heads show rings a bell, great series so it was!

  • @rekocastren923
    @rekocastren923 3 месяца назад

    Legendary comedy! "Oh radiant!"

  • @richardmoores
    @richardmoores 3 года назад +10

    I’ve started saying to my girlfriend “I’m going to give you a jolly good seeing to”. She laughs, she doesn’t know where it’s from. She thinks I’m talking like Boris Johnson. And if she misbehaved I warn her that I’m going to h e to give her a ‘bloody good seeing to. And once I’ve done it, I say ‘And let that be a lesson to you’ haha

  • @Paul_W.E_Ingham
    @Paul_W.E_Ingham 6 лет назад +31

    20:26 The best form of defence is attack. "Look out ken he's a live one"

  • @necrofire63
    @necrofire63 9 месяцев назад

    Those guys crack me up!

  • @EzEcro
    @EzEcro 9 месяцев назад +1

    Will you be dinging and donging tonight sir?😂

  • @martinpowell5769
    @martinpowell5769 7 месяцев назад

    Suits us sir ☺️😊

  • @Ignorethisuk
    @Ignorethisuk 4 года назад +3

    Thank GOD for women's liberation!

  • @sirdigbyminge1639
    @sirdigbyminge1639 Год назад

    Pure Gold.

  • @vinnygillies
    @vinnygillies 6 лет назад +5

    Ooohhh

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 3 года назад +1

    ''ah,ah!''lol.

  • @warreng675
    @warreng675 6 лет назад +3

    Do you want it sir!

  • @ivorbiggun710
    @ivorbiggun710 4 года назад +9

    5.58 Simon Day is trying not to crease up.

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 3 года назад +2

    ''was there a tree,perhaps''lol.

  • @barrygyles2211
    @barrygyles2211 26 дней назад

    Did she want it…Legends.

  • @Kingtrollface259
    @Kingtrollface259 6 месяцев назад +1

    "This man insulted me" -was it done with any style? 🤣

  • @jameseadie7145
    @jameseadie7145 4 месяца назад

    I used to work onboard Intercity trains, and a passenger asked me how I was I replied radiant sir radiant, whoosh.

    • @chrisprice4221
      @chrisprice4221  4 месяца назад

      Different sketch (jazz club) but I offend reply "riddled with self doubt and syphylis"

  • @johnnylynch2290
    @johnnylynch2290 2 года назад +1

    Pure class.

  • @phiavir5594
    @phiavir5594 5 лет назад +20

    Madams done it now madam

  • @markcollins9903
    @markcollins9903 5 лет назад +4

    The ladies sir hooooooo suts you

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 года назад

      OOH not hooo

  • @ccdaboss2908
    @ccdaboss2908 4 года назад +9

    WITH AN OWL

    • @ColinIngus1
      @ColinIngus1 3 года назад

      Trapped
      In a HOLE!!!

    • @CarBore
      @CarBore 2 года назад

      @@ColinIngus1 In the middle of the night!!!!!

  • @hangman960
    @hangman960 Год назад

    Love the bit Where Arabella is trying not to Laugh

  • @matthill3293
    @matthill3293 Год назад

    "Course he wants it, it's his birthday present!"

  • @janeparfitt65
    @janeparfitt65 6 лет назад +9

    😂 😂 👏👏

  • @Nenad-lo2uh
    @Nenad-lo2uh 6 лет назад +3

    Oooo...

  • @pupskin123
    @pupskin123 3 года назад +3

    Never get tired of this. Ooo.

  • @andrewtotton7770
    @andrewtotton7770 2 года назад +3

    Think we need a new special ... I'd watch 30 mins or a hour of this 😂

  • @PaulPadoan
    @PaulPadoan Год назад

    Insane.

  • @ZZombyWooff
    @ZZombyWooff Год назад

    yea this the bestest Deep Space 9 scene ever

  • @andymanser1
    @andymanser1 2 года назад

    Bangkok everything goes out there sir

  • @acquiescefc
    @acquiescefc 2 месяца назад

    Have you watched The Fast Show? They were the best characters by far.

  • @ShadowEquinox1982
    @ShadowEquinox1982 6 лет назад +2

    Ooooooooooooooooh

  • @jamiemumford6319
    @jamiemumford6319 Год назад +1

    Does she make this sound sir

  • @colinbradford2671
    @colinbradford2671 Год назад

    Johnny was a good sport.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +4

    1:56

  • @paperchain1239
    @paperchain1239 3 года назад +6

    Mr Whitehouse could be an excellent Kenneth Williams here.

  • @puffeiffer
    @puffeiffer 11 месяцев назад +1

    25:14 Mark Mylod, director. He directs Succession. Crikey, he doesn’t seem old enough to have been running a show as far back as this. He must’ve been a baby.

  • @WallieTheRed
    @WallieTheRed 2 года назад

    Prince Albert's oooh

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 3 года назад +3

    9:50marks and spencers chocolate dessert adverts in a nutshell.

    • @Danlows1
      @Danlows1 3 года назад

      The “tongue” part gets me every time🤣

  • @MrEvers
    @MrEvers 7 месяцев назад

    omg, never seen the one where they're waiters. Comedy gold.

  • @jeffreycharles1224
    @jeffreycharles1224 7 месяцев назад

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

  • @andrewphillips9391
    @andrewphillips9391 4 года назад +11

    9:50 I'll have what she's having...