I just love the idea of her sitting there waiting for Alan to finish his dump, looking over at the framed photos of Jet and Roger Moore, wondering what she's letting herself in for.
"It was my understanding in the lift that no money would change hands" is the single best Partridge line ever uttered by the great man. You don't even need to see that 'lift conversation' to know just how painful it would've been. Brilliantly written. Comedy genius.
If i ever find myself in this situation, i have a horrible feeling i won't be able to stop myself quoting at least some of these lines, if not all of them.
classic british comedy was in a league of its own. im irish and i grew up watching british tele......nothing like it! no profanity - just good clean (dirty-clean) fun :) lol
"Lynn, hand me an Apple pie and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict". Was there ever anyone funnier?. The comic genius of this man is in my DNA.
I doubt Americans would get this on the same level as those in the U.K. because deep down everyone has been exposed to their own Partridge at work or even family. Dire Straits and Genesis seems to be a common factor and putting their own words to songs they’ve got in their heads
I've used many of Alan's lines, especially' Let battle commence!' In bed with my wife. For some reason, she doesn't find it nearly as funny as I do? Strange..
Posdibly the funniest bit i think amongst all the other hilarious lines. I think he may well have preferred a discussion about that instead of what's to come with Jill, if you pardon the expression.
I just love the idea of her sitting there waiting for Alan to finish his dump, looking over at the framed photos of Jet and Roger Moore, wondering what she's letting herself in for.
Lolol
Let battle commence...
Imagine telling a lady who is performing a 'sex act' upon you that she 'knows her onions'. Some of the finest comedy writing ever done.
“Got your big plate, Alan?”
“...Ye-es.”
"It was my understanding in the lift that no money would change hands" is the single best Partridge line ever uttered by the great man. You don't even need to see that 'lift conversation' to know just how painful it would've been. Brilliantly written. Comedy genius.
There was no awkward conversation. Jill was up for it
Exactly! It's the implied awkwardness that had previously occurred that cracks me up!
Ding!
Alan never did get to know her views of the pedestrianisation of the Norwich city centre.
If she had any sense she’d be dead against it.
@@MatthewLee-um9fo But they do they it'll help people in wheel chairs.
*bang on against it
@@nightw4tchman You've got a lot to learn.
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I must say I'm tremendously excited by all this.
I think he said "excited".
Let battle commence!
By all this !!!
I'm 42. Alan Partridge is the best comedy character I've ever seen in those 42 years.
is that meant to be ironic?
Im 43 you cheeky git
“Let battle commence” 😂😂
Sad truth is most times a couple first get together is as awkward as this! Or is that just me? 😄
Not as awkward as this 😂
Depends on how you met
Depends how much rohypnol you've slipped in their drink
It helps if slightly drunk, then you don't feel as paranoid I find.
I love the way that upon leaving the restaurant with Jill, Alan has to walk past all 4 staff members who are observing him closely.
"Access to DIXons!!!" might be one of the best comic lilnes ever delivered
Absolutely love it! 🤣🤣🤣
That's first class
apropos achieving surround sound.
😂😂😂
If i ever find myself in this situation, i have a horrible feeling i won't be able to stop myself quoting at least some of these lines, if not all of them.
I did the pedestrianation line once. She was in on the joke though and told me to shut up.
@@nightw4tchman- Not easy with her mouth full!
@@nightw4tchmanshes a keeper
Regrettably she wasn't.@@bensmithkent22
@@nightw4tchman 😂😂😂
"Across the Ouse to the Waveney..."
😂😂😂
That is superb. That is first class.
Urm... Jill, I’m afraid I have no sheaths.
Ruddy good stuff!
Do you mind if I talk?
@@garryharriman7349 Like Bravo 2.0
@@Peto111222 😂
I learned all my moves from Alan.
I'm a sad 60 year-old virgin too.
Ah ha!
Diddly di-di-dee, I like it, diddly di-di-dee, they like it
I don't even remember hearing "oooh Jill you know your onions" the first time around. Jill seems like a lot of fun lol
Let Battle Commence!! lol!
"You've missed a bit!"
Why does no modern comedy make me laugh out loud like this?
classic british comedy was in a league of its own. im irish and i grew up watching british tele......nothing like it! no profanity - just good clean (dirty-clean) fun :) lol
Peepshow also made me laugh out load like this but there is nothing else of the last 25 years.
AP makes me laugh out loud also...he is brilliant 😅😅
Old fart
They left the champagne downstairs!
some people...
Remembered his big plate though!
*half a bottle
This country...
@@JMG_86 o Blue Nun
....got your big plate alan ? 😛
Allen Lymilt
Got to be my favourite line from all programs.
Has to be the funniest comedy segment ever ever ever. Perfection.
....they do say it'll help people in WHHHHHEEEEELCHAAaaaiiirs....
That's first class. That is superb
Never get tired of watching these.
Jill is I believe the same actress who played the sozzled landlady where tim and daisy lived in Spaced.
70 quid I think is more than fair, btw.
Marsha
It is for that old grot-bag. She's Ruff like a dog; shes rougher than John Waynes hairy saddlebags; she's a ruffian of the lowest class.
Ho-bag.
Yea in 1997 for sure for that old trollop.
13 dislikes? This country.
You people
I'm not haggling 😂
Jill I'm afraid I've no sheaths
There you go, it’s all happening....best ever Partridge sketch imho....
Such great lines to use when I next go on a date 😅😎👊🏻
Sheaths, prophylactics...rubber johnnys!
" I've just been eating some mousse "
The amount of mental discipline that took to perform and not laugh must have been immense.
@@kalekold They had to do that take MANY times as both of them kept laughing. I think the outtakes are on here on YT somewhere.
They had to film the scene when Michael comes to the door several times because they couldn't stop laughing.
That was classic intermingling!
Let battle commence!
"got your bit plate Alan?"
teety woo - BIG plate.
There you go its all happening.
Do you mind if i talk?........
"Lynn, hand me an Apple pie and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict". Was there ever anyone funnier?. The comic genius of this man is in my DNA.
Every line is comedy genius.
“You link my arm and we’ll try and leave with some dignity “
People forget that traders need access to Dixon's 🤣🤣
"Shall I do it more quickly or shall I maintain the same speed?"
Not sure if it’s funny or sad that I know someone just like this!😅
Yes. Every time you look in the mirror.
I wonder what the lift scene between them would be like when Alan getting confirmation that no money would change hands.
SC is a genius nuff said 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Keep the wolf from the door." 😂
Got yer big plate Alan?
Uncanny! Those very words were in the excerpt above!!
@@cacambo589 It's a sad fact of life that 90% of comments on any TV/movie excerpt are just direct quotes from the video.
How this guy ever gets sex is beyond me .. 😂😂😂. He’s a genius at portraying his character …
I nearly ended up in a+e first time I watched this ..menapouuuuuuueeerrrss..
Never noticed Jill saying "Michael" 0:51 and saw this loads of times.
You could add a zero to that... What 70 quid 😂😂
Double it
@@highdownmartin I'm not haggling…
This video is not 5 star, but it's certainly competitive
It’s the dirty protest that kills me every time 😂
And the menopause line
“The skirt thing around the bed”
It started with a kiss
"Im talking about the Men a MENOPAOOOHH Jill"
He is so objectionable in every way 😣😁
Quick-fire humour at it's finest.
OOOOHHH! Jill, you know your onions!
5.10 He reminds me of Terry Griffiths the world champion snooker player.
Oddly also a bit of Alex Higgins.
"You know your onions..."
There you go, it’s all happening! 😂
Ooooh Jill you know you're onions 😂
Your*
I doubt Americans would get this on the same level as those in the U.K. because deep down everyone has been exposed to their own Partridge at work or even family. Dire Straits and Genesis seems to be a common factor and putting their own words to songs they’ve got in their heads
I've used many of Alan's lines, especially' Let battle commence!' In bed with my wife. For some reason, she doesn't find it nearly as funny as I do? Strange..
I regularly say “that was classic intercourse” after sex with your wife and she seems to like that line
There’s a bit of Alan in us all
Let Battle Commence.
"In off the pink..."
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
Oooh Jill, you know your onions
Jill was in Oh Dr Beeching.
You know your onions 😄
Gold !
Some kind of dirty protest. 😂😂😂
Ooo Jill, you know ya onions
"Access to dixons"
Got your big plate Alan? Lol
Ohhhhh Jill you know your onions.
tears............lol
As a younger man I never found the light-dimming funny. Now as an older man with an embarrassing sex face, I understand.
oh she remembered great
He left his half bottle of Champagne on the table.
You know your onions
"It's all happening.." 😂
Yuk. That mousse looks disgusting.
when der bowt cooms in
"Jill, you know your onions"
The valance 😂
The what?
Shall l move onto the other one?
Let battle commence
Missed the bit where Lynn tries to split a cab and he says "Jill will be spending the night with me!"
lmfao!
Thats the landlady from Spaced.
Classic comedy.
CRINGEY PERFECTION ❤😵💫❤️
It was my understanding no money would change hands
Marsha from SPACED!!!
Hello Bwian.
Shall I do it more quickly or maintain the same speed ? Brilliant
I've just been eating some moose.
Forgot the champagne
Jill what do you think about the predestination of Norwich city centre?
😆
Posdibly the funniest bit i think amongst all the other hilarious lines. I think he may well have preferred a discussion about that instead of what's to come with Jill, if you pardon the expression.