The first time I saw this, I was doubled over in agony, laughing and crying at the same time. Every cringing-inducing, horrifying line made it worse. I have never seen something so repulsive and yet so funny. Lovely stuff, as Shakin Stevens would say.
This has to be one of the most brilliant scenes/scripts in British comedy, up there with Only Fools and Yes, Minister. Absolutely hilarious! A huge favourite of mine - thanks so much for uploading.
Love this scene, it's a bloody classic! Jill's face is hilarious. Steve is tremendous obviously, but all the actors in this are brilliant, making it first class!
I don’t think I’ve laughed harder since first seeing this year’s ago. The words wheeel chair and access to dixons are imprinted in my brain and makes me chuckle when hearing them.
British comedy at its superb best! No one else in the world can do the subtlety and irony that we can...great writing and great acting. Never tire of watching it, it’s ageless comedy.
That's lovely, That's first class, it's all happening.
Let battle commence !
Those exact words were in the scene above. Spooky!
MagicUK 0161 And they say romance is dead.
Timeless classic 😂❤️
Alan never did get to hear her thoughts on the pedestrianisation of the Norwich city centre.
think she was more concerned with getting her access to DIXons...
@@philpants44 lol
How do u know? Tosser
Because she commited a gross act upon his person
'that's first class' , classic partridge
I love that line "keep the wolf from the door"😄😄
There's a wealth of great sketches on Alan Partridge, but this is by far the best one in my opinion. Hilarious.
‘And he just flipped it over and drove off’. That one gets my vote
I don’t know why but that line, “you’re not in the army anymore” is absolutely hilarious! Like he’s completely given up on trying to be polite.
Every line a gem..one of my favorite clips of all time ❤
"they do say it'll help people in hhwheeeeeellll chairs!" XD
Best bit
“I’ve just been eating some mousse” is my favourite line delivery ever
The entire scene is epic, with many stand out lines. But you're right about the mousse.
Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented! ...Sage words of wisdom from Mr. Partridge.
Love the way he has to explain to Jill what a valance is...the skirt thing around the bed!
“Let battle commence” is in my top 10 one liners everrrrrrr
And mine
The genius of this show is that it manages to make sex seem so unsexual.
Speak for yourself- This erotica was…. First class
@@PHDiaz-vv7yo oooh, all done
ooeeeeer.... sex
1:29 best line in any show ever
Absolutely. 😂
2:59 the delivery of this line is the funniest thing
Oooo jill you know your onions!
Shall I maintain the same speed.
The first time I saw this, I was doubled over in agony, laughing and crying at the same time. Every cringing-inducing, horrifying line made it worse. I have never seen something so repulsive and yet so funny. Lovely stuff, as Shakin Stevens would say.
Noooo you weren't.
Got your big plate Matthias? 😆
You feed beefburgers to swans
@@bst857 LOL! Whats wrong with feeding beef burgers to Swans? They'll float better!
@@JerDog1984 oh there you it's all happening 🤣🤣🤣
ACCESS TO DIXON'S.....LOL
Gill, you know your onions!!! Classic Partridge
This has to be one of the most brilliant scenes/scripts in British comedy, up there with Only Fools and Yes, Minister. Absolutely hilarious!
A huge favourite of mine - thanks so much for uploading.
Love this scene, it's a bloody classic! Jill's face is hilarious. Steve is tremendous obviously, but all the actors in this are brilliant, making it first class!
let battle commence, lmfao
"Well uh, you know... when de boat comes in"
hahaha
Great scene. The 'yeah , I've just eaten some mouse' is one of the best lines ever 😁😅🤣
I'm talking about the menopoooooooh Jill you know your onions!
His delivery of "wheelchairs" always gets me😂 1:51
Wheeeeeellll Chaaaairs
Keep the wolf from the door!
So many classic lines in one sketch.
Considering your age you probably don't need it .. smooth talker .... :D
I don’t think I’ve laughed harder since first seeing this year’s ago. The words wheeel chair and access to dixons are imprinted in my brain and makes me chuckle when hearing them.
Chocolate mousse is very nice but to pour it on another person is demented...that line always makes me laugh!!!
"I was just eating some mousse" XD XDS lol!!!
The valance....
The wha?
The..skirt thing round the...side of the beddddd
Wheeeeelchairs.
I love the moment he says wheelchairs.
"Oooh there you go, it's all happening!"
LMAO... whhheeeeeeeeeeeel chaaaaaiiiiirrrrrs
Wheeeeeeelchairs
Best scene....ever!!!
'Mousse from a bowl is very nice' set me on a journey of saying, every single day, at any appropriate moment, what is, and I quote, 'very nice'.
LMAO. "ThAT is first class!"
I love the outtakes on this with Alan & Michael 😂
“When d boat comes in” 😂
Shall I move on to the other one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Gill I’m afraid I have no sheaths prophylactics rubber Johnny’s
I found myself saying "It's all happening" with the missus. Killed the brief moment.
let battle commence!!!
When he gets out of the bed and starts talking he reminds me a lot of Chris Barry in Red Dwarf xD
Oh there you go it's all happening! lol lol 0:48
What a star he is ,bloody hilarious
Probably the most quotable sketch ever.
Every line's a classic :)
I have a friend who reminds me so much of partridge. When he tells me stories of when he gets laid, this is what goes through my mind.
How often does that happen?
British comedy at its superb best! No one else in the world can do the subtlety and irony that we can...great writing and great acting. Never tire of watching it, it’s ageless comedy.
Which part of it did you write? As you seem to be taking credit.
The outtakes are brilliant
alan partridge scat queen
Aahhh Dixons!!!
They had to film the bit where he answers the door to Michael lots of times because both actors couldn't stop laughing.
Good clip of that if you search outtakes
Superb ....
You know your onions, this guy is a hoot
I love this scene
Brilliant!
You got it on the valance 😆
When da boat comes in
"Let Battle Commence."
Ooooh such a romantic
Everytime I see this I am crying with laughter. "Back of the net" Partridge "winning" as always.
Alan Partridge Chocolate Mousse. 10.3.24. wow.....i've missed out....especially on how to keep the wolf from the door.....
Yeah ive just been eating some mousse.
Aye well you've... you've missed a bit.
Genius
classic partridge
Let battle commence! 0:16
Jill I'm afraid I have no Sheaths.
In need of something to lift me from all of this election nonsense, back bitting and skull duggery.
This is England
The outtakes for the answering the door scene are 'first class'
So what do we all think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre?
Crying 😭
I'm all for it
It helps ppl in wheeeeeeeelchairs
that sonia , was classic intercourse pahaha
'Whhhhhhheeel chairs'
When de boot comes in
“Let the battle commence”
Back of the net !!
you know your onions... anyone catch that?
DIXONS
It's not 5 Star but it's certainly competitive
That's first class
"Booger off!"
Eating some Mousse!
Wolf from the door 😂
Gills demented:-)
Got your plate? Alan
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwhhhhhhheeeeelll. Chairs.....
The Linton Travel Tavern..
Its like some kind of Dirty Protest!! 😅
"You've missed a bit" lol
I've just been eating some moose 😆
While the lights were out they should have substituted Jill for Fanny Thomas... Wooh! PARDON !
Now this is called consent xx
The running commentary a right turn on.
Valance - with one 'l', as Alan might say. ;-)
for some reason the word "valance" really made me laugh.
heard a bit of a commotion