r/Mildlyinfuriating | bruh,.. why?

[@crrobee3966]

10:16
“Ooh I’m so sorry for these light fixtures *kermit noises*”

[@alexander6998]

Crrobee3 epic

[@Panzerrama]

Kermit laugh

[@rust_guyy]

epic

[@Jru0119]

epic pin

[@MrNoodle4u]

See this doesn’t make any sense for it to get a pin and a heart guess when I make a channel this will be one of my “r/woooooooooooosh” this comment is probably getting a dislike bomb I’m i right this comment is obviously a r/woooooosh this comment is bullcrap and you know it

[@dutch4337]

*looks at baseball field *
Damian: I’ve never seen this in my entire life

[@sacrore9]

Sees *Damien*
You: I've never seen this in my entire life

[@rcv1216]

Sees life I've never seen this in my existence

[@Bueno_Joe_Strumbolly]

First of all why are there 4 baseball fields all put together?

[@Luke-bf5wl]

Salva Joe for people to play baseball

[@gatagoslow134]

r/Whoosh.

[@o8055]

Damien, you’re looking at baseball fields. One of them is facing the wrong way.

[@snugbreezy4523]

Damien....wtf

[@lyrikdecou6562]

O Last name I shall not like thy post because now it’s 69

[@heartysquid]

And the biggest problems is any home run or otherwise really far out hit is gonna fly inter the other fields, not the planned negative space or other more acceptable overflow

[@claresimon]

there's actually 5 one is particularly cropped out

[@billybob-jh8em]

Damien’s really funny and nice but sometimes he’s just really stupid

[@splattim3180]

Damien: * can't identify a baseball field from a bird's eye view *
Yeah, this is big brain time.

[@MauveMimi]

It triggered me

[@scottrauch1261]

Its definitely so people talk about it in the comments

[@Lettucechips]

It's him
He does it

[@theelderlardrider2425]

Where i live we don't even have baseball and i still was able to figure it out.

[@higfatforever4503]

Damien:
Me: 0:37

[@LawnFlamingoPoop]

The chicken put back on the wrong shelf isn't stupidity, that's just pure laziness

[@flamefeather2665]

A mix
It’s a mix

[@LawnFlamingoPoop]

@@flamefeather2665 Ya you're probably right lol

[@cunt8483]

its stupid cuz the chicken will go off without being refrigerated

[@LawnFlamingoPoop]

@@cunt8483 My point was that I'm sure whoever did it was well aware of that and just didn't give a shit

[@tommyh7263]

pure laziness that is hilarious because it was placed next to chocolate

[@zolta-games8429]

It’s a baseball field Damien, a baseball field, they play baseball, on a field, baseball field

[@SennaHawx]

Is the ball shaped like a base though?

[@charlier2856]

One was 180° off

[@NutmegBGB]

The poison for Kuzco.
The poison made specifically to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison.

[@ethandtheangryenglishguy8253]

Juan Cortez Muro no, you’re focusing on the baseball field.

[@zolta-games8429]

Senna Asad you tell me, is it, I’m sorry I’m not being rude I’m just mentally special

[@pilot9266]

Damian, the “color distortion” is actually a projector board and the teacher’s mouse is on the pause, meaning that the bar on the bottom won’t go away

[@foxtrot4352]

Pilot Why would the teacher be watching live PD though? That’s what seems to be playing on the video

[@Valentin_126]

Or that the official pause button isn't the space bar?

[@pigsworthporkward5134]

@Juan Cortez Muro no

[@cryptidfenic5030]

I thought it was the fact that pause is k and not p

[@YayaFeiLong]

To be fair, it's a crappy photo.

[@donedone867]

Damien: Ah, I love dumb people.
Me: *blushes*

[@erictruong324]

Brian Chapman what are you doing step bro

[@raymonddeactivated7118]

@@erictruong324 grampa, leave auntie alone.

[@bruh9009]

Oh! uncle Luke, I didn't know you were inside my daughter's room the whole time...

[@cheesypies]

Damien must love himself too then

[@melyannz8046]

It was mildly infuriating that he didn’t know the one with the baseball

[@projectmayhem6898]

I wonder if youtube gave his channel a strike just for that reason.

[@Cherry-da-bomb]

It's even weirder that I don't watch sports but I still recognized it

[@dxddi2242]

I play baseball and I hate this because there are these fields that the gates you go in to and 1 has a gate that is not with the others

[@gasconsumer8479]

Baseball Fields*

[@PansyPops]

Not as bad as the fact he doesn’t know what a pork sausage roll is (if you are oblivious, it’s a normal sausage roll. All sausage from pigs are, in fact, pork). It annoys me *so much* he doesn’t know that.

[@yeeter.4176]

Damien: “ah I love dumb people.:
Also Damien: can’t identify a baseball diamond.

[@TeaDrinkingColonist]

he loves himself

[@haili9704]

@@TeaDrinkingColonist He must look like a burnt chicken nugget

[@kheilasreti4535]

That explains his love for his own kind

[@micahmonaghan495]

self love is a goal

[@pingusmingus]

@@haili9704 he looks gay

[@viator5000]

2:45 The clock is in energy saving mode, so it ticks only once per five seconds. Some watches do that

[@residentsatanist5028]

Interesting, the horology for the mechanism must be interesting, like a gear skip. I would love to find a clock or watch like that and disassemble it.

[@kiraramu]

Ohhhhh, thats a thing then? I remember looking at my watch, notice nothing was moving and thinking "oh is not working anymore" but somehow the time was allways right... for around a week before actualy stoping. I probably never looked at it for more than five seconds to see this. I changed the battery, but it lasts for some years so now I have to wait a realy long time to check this.

[@torotobi]

my school's clock used to do that ! ,o,

[@davetesch6937]

the clock has too high or too low voltage. this is how it indicates that. it could have a correction for a different type of clock on the same line which can do this, or the power supply is bad

[@bam-skater]

@@residentsatanist5028 My aquaracer does it when the battery needs changed, pretty sure the F1/Indy 500 does it too

[@norseaquila4516]

"I love people who are dumb"
I'm so touched, he loves me :)

[@localidiot450]

Same

[@Lady_Crispr]

Penny in the car charger: Done it many times. Just get a wad of chewed gum and stick it on a pencil. Penny is removed quickly and easily.

[@andrive]

Yeah. You can shock yourself by using tweezers

[@moonlighttiger5278]

Blue tack and scrunched up tape work well too.

[@en_noah4615]

or, you know, a magnet.

[@g1nk_]

Angrytimelord a penny cant attract to a magnet bc copper is too weak lmao😂 unless you have a strong enough magnetic force..it wont work

[@starbreaker6740]

@@g1nk_ copper isn't Ferro-Magnetic at all. Magnets that you buy are Ferro-Magnetic, they can't pick up copper.

[@delphoxqueen5595]

Everytime Damian says “Cruisin for a bruisin” I immediately think he’s gonna burst into a teen beach movie musical

[@bridgidthepirateelf4135]

Thank god I'm not the only one

[@lizziesunsun9299]

I don’t think I’d be disappointed.

[@attackongamer9578]

That movie comes to my mind every time i hear the phrase

[@SnoopleBoop]

Agree

[@but_whyTho]

I can just imagine that

[@CertifiedShoeChewer]

The thing with the clock is intentional.
Most clocks with Quarts based movements will behave in this fashion to indicate that the battery is low and needs to be changed.

[@bobitotime6991]

9:07, id just like to say that kids at my school steal bathroom hand dryers and stall doors. WHOLE S T A L L D O O R S
Edit: To the people asking how and why, Idk man or woman. One day, you just walk into the bathroom and there’s a stall door missing and the school is like, wtf

[@pengy989]

HOW DO U WALK OUT THE SCHOOL WITH A DOOR HOW

[@samuelraytheweirdcontentgu8551]

When the diareha kicks and there's no stall door

[@arsonsnail]

Mine stole the doors on the outside of the bathrooms themselves (not the stalls) so often that they had to get rid of the doors all together-

[@littleplops2599]

@@arsonsnail WAIT W H A T

[@arsonsnail]

Littleplops 2 yeah, now they have the bathroom stalls hidden on the inside and divided by water fountains

[@trashboat9448]

Doesn’t know what a baseball field looks like: brain power 100

[@LedWolf7]

Sports? what are those? sorry man never been outside

[@forrestballard8968]

I think viewers that know him know that he's not kidding when he says "I don't know what this is."

[@taylorbruce2383]

10:16
nobody:
Literally n o o n e :
people in sims placing lights:

[@mitchmcturtle2098]

5:43 Dunno if any one pointed this out yet, but that "o" in "to" is infuriatingly a zero

[@jacksontemper7048]

Mitch McTurtle oh my god I just noticed that XD

[@jonathanryan2915]

That's about as infuriating as a sign using an upside-down M for a W.

[@grustache4569]

Jonathan Ryan or that sign that had Braille printed on it

[@Tw0Dots]

T0

[@Bry10022]

@@jonathanryan2915 I can relate, I seen Burger King use an upside-down M as a W…

[@cardellkenith]

Damien seeing sausage rolls: "oh, pigs in blankets"
Pigs in blankets: Am I a joke to you?

[@otaking3582]

You're acting like those are two different things when they're not

[@kittikoko]

@@otaking3582 Pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.

[@missseel8425]

I’ve always thought pigs in blanket was sausage rolled in bread. Tiny pieces

[@andreaadams2517]

@@missseel8425 in the U.S. they are. All these people from the UK flipping out like "it's an absolute travesty that he called a sausage roll a pig in a blanket" like we didn't invent our own sport and call it Football while the rest of the world calls soccer football. They really don't understand that when the U.S. became independent the guys in charge wanted to make sure they didn't want to have anything in common with Europe. Its not damien's fault that we Americans were raised this way.

[@cicero3895]

I live in North Carolina and me and my family have always called them pigs in a blanket. I don't know if these are what you guys call that, but we do hotdogs wrapped in crescent rolls.

[@transmascdruid77]

Stealing a mirror? Nah. Someone at the college I attended became legendary for stealing a sink.

[@wizzlelobomon3274]

Sapphire Crimson Claw
*wait* _w h a t_

[@andrive]

One time in school someone broke all the stalls in the boys bathroom and called it an “accident”

[@crismairo]

People in my country likes to steal mirrors from buses

[@darkridrago6146]

Back in elementary School this kid stole half of the teachers' phones and sold them to his mom's drug dealer for pot brownies for a class party (found this out a few weeks ago)

[@datboi4562]

Someone in my school stole a whole desk

[@Panda-wc9fd]

"95% air and 15% jerky"
Well this is big brain time

[@kur0_m1i]

gotta give your 110% on everything

[@dvnmnd5020]

The beef jerky bag is like $7

[@kirstend9390]

😂 this really made me chuckle

[@midwntr]

DVN MND maybe where you live, but where I live it’s like $13

[@midwntr]

Casey Woods fr

[@chamo7756]

“Purple and green camera affect” meanwhile (3 giant penguin plushies sitting on office desk) “just smile and wave boys, smile and wave”

[@cheeseobees]

Baseball fields: exist
Damien: I don’t even know who you are

[@hollieisonyt4459]

red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red r red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red ed red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red

[@crystalcutlass3161]

@@hollieisonyt4459 why just one ed

[@brodybenton-haskins9720]

@@crystalcutlass3161 because 11 rows earlier they put 1 r so that was the rest of that red

[@jeffreythecow2392]

Damien: *does math quickly*
Also Damien:
*doesn't know what a baseball field is*
Edit: I said quickly not accurately or in his head .-.

[@blehh-2]

But it was basic math lol

[@pickleman5708]

@@blehh-2 but it was a basic baseball field lol

[@blehh-2]

@@pickleman5708 ik its thaf it sounds like he's saying damien can do math quicly bc he's smart but it was basic

[@blehh-2]

@@nobody7817 ikr, that was really a bruhh moment

[@tcg1_qc]

@@nobody7817 Probably because we only use calculators in school nowadays. Haven't had to do math in my head for 4 years now and I forget how to do it quickly. I just do 9*5 which is 45 then 45-9 which is 36...So it's the 8*4 that's not right 8*4 is 32. You can remember this easily tho with 8 bit, 16 bit, 32 bit and 64 bit.

[@camdengrohs4661]

Damian: 95 percent air, 15 percent jerky
Also Damian: LET ME BREAK OUT THE GOD DAMN CALCULATOR

[@Esperologist]

4:18 - Imagine spending 10 years being told to download more RAM and trying to convince people that the flat side of the mouse is the side that goes on the table. You are the backbone that keeps their network from falling apart. You are constantly fixing their mistakes, only for them to mess it up again. Then, they fire you with no severance because 'you don't know how to do the job', and inform you that they are suing you for 'time theft' because you obviously weren't dong 'real work' because you work IT.
No, didn't happen to me. Just recalling a reddit post I saw a year or two ago.
Really, cutting the network wires is a bit extreme... particularly since in the same time it takes to cut them all, you can set up remote access to the network and mess with them from home. I've seen it done before... though he was messing with his own network at his home... from the university campus.

[@milkman4407]

Bruh these people get fined for firing someone for DOING THERE JOB

[@stalebaguette5091]

Whats wrong with shower head airpods, i own a pair and they may shoot water into my ear at high pressure, but I can still hear crab rave over the water

[@janpeternelj2309]

Click! Click! Click! Click!

[@moelester4853]

I have the chromed ones but sometimes they turn yellow. Do you have the same problem with white ones?

[@salediting2147]

@@moelester4853 I have gold plated ones...they turn my ears green and blast water into my ears and give me ear infections, how do I stop this

[@_xV01Dx_]

Damien: It's just pig in blankets,
Every British viewer: *Quiet crying* no.

[@aceroon1412]

No

[@teubert2]

@V01D Not just British lol.

[@at0m1cf0x6]

Since when was sausage rolls a British thing

[@_xV01Dx_]

@@at0m1cf0x6 They are the staple food where I'm from. Like I get get 2 for a quid. It's brill.

[@onyxwolf3904]

I live off Tesco sausage rolls and I'm goddamn proud of it

[@mtnbkr5478]

Damien: I love dumb people
Damien: You can still get the penny, just stick tweezers in that electrical socket

[@lnsflare1]

I mean, there are plastic tweezers, or insulated gloves.

[@prometheus705]

Cigarette heatet things arent costantly on tho, should be fine

[@VainCur]

It's a DC connection you may feel a tingle but that's it.
www.lifewire.com/electrocuted-by-a-12-volt-car-battery-534763

[@chadsnazzy2634]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't pennies made from zinc and copper? Aren't those both conductive materials? Wouldn't the charger still, technically, work?

[@corvinstory]

he loves himself!

[@kyototomokui6676]

3:16 Damien, *TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE LIGHT FIXTURES.*

[@agustinusignatdeswanto5673]

2:25
Emkay = *Gasp* Ohh, talk about a real CliffHanger
My ears: My time has come

[@m1nate]

Spider with babies: *exists*
Damien: with all of *HIS* little babies.

[@DocKrazy]

HEY! Not all spiders are deadbeat dads

[@m1nate]

@@aiden27 je to fajne, ty?

[@m1nate]

@@DocKrazy the males usually don't stay around, they _usually_ get eaten by the momma

[@cerisemin]

@@m1nate yeah not dead beat dad's just dead

[@m1nate]

@@cerisemin exactly

[@that_slow_maverick5145]

Are we not going to address the fact that his car is so nasty, forget the charger

[@nouridottcom]

5:39
"Wait isn't that a Massachusetts license plate on the cah?"
*Screams in Dunkies*

[@sparkedskull5452]

Baseball field: exists
Damien: “I’m so confused, like what is that?”

[@daviddixon992]

Its an field

[@leviathanqueen3780]

@@daviddixon992 a* not an an is when the next word starts with an a, e, i, o, or u

[@daviddixon992]

@@leviathanqueen3780 .-. Uhhh wot

[@leviathanqueen3780]

@@daviddixon992 you said "its an field" the correct version is "its a field*

[@daviddixon992]

@@leviathanqueen3780 ok ok ok

[@joeking3181]

Damien: “I love dumb people”
Also Damien: “She left the cursor on the pause button, what’s wrong with that?”

[@yourmom-jq1zy]

I honestly don't understand what is wrong with that

[@joeking3181]

your mom If you hover over pause the play bar doesn’t go away and it’s distracting.

[@yourmom-jq1zy]

Oof

[@yourmom-jq1zy]

Thanks

[@oblivionthekhajiit1155]

@@yourmom-jq1zy hi mom

[@krillbilly1435]

Literally anything: *Exists*
Damien: _What the hell is this_
Editors: Yea keep that part in lmao
-EDIT: THANKS FOR THE HEART KIND STRANGER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COMEDY-
EDIT 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: OKAY APPARENTLY EDITING REMOVES THE HEART. A 🤡 IS ME.

[@graag1]

Cranberry Crackle second

[@naraksama3903]

Every. Single. Post.

[@giovannytorres1681]

Pefect comment for this perfect video

[@splattim3180]

good job

[@FormulaFanboy]

I, for one, _encourage_ content creators to de-incentivize people from destroying their own comment with an edit.

[@oldstuffidecanymore]

Whats mildly infuriating, is when people call "Ear Buds" "HeadPhones"

[@synarix4477]

Scope-Tic LMAO or earphones

[@megatron8561]

I mistake it all the time

[@Tw0Dots]

Same difference lmao

[@oldstuffidecanymore]

@@Tw0Dots they are not the same thing at all, only simmiler thing is that they r both speakers

[@stonkr]

Growing up, we had earphones that went in your ear and headphones that went over your ear. Using the term ear buds is a recent thing.

[@fallout4luvr]

3:01
Damien, The “mildly infuriating” part is that all the lights are different colors.

[@mischa7823]

Or... the fact that the very last lamp on the left side is shifted one tile further to the left

[@forkliftcertifieddummy]

The spacing between the lamps are different

[@Funsheeps]

What about the penguins

[@sipofmemesoof9603]

“Chief,”
*”Those are shower heads.”*

[@DangerOctoYT]

Take a shot every time Damien says chief on this channel. 😏

[@slimyfurby]

i know whos gonna use those shower heads 👀

[@fearodactyl2886]

Me every time I hear the EmKay intro music:
"...I'm Mr. King Dice..."

[@aquinno722]

Dippy19 The gamer, don’t mess with King Dice

[@nandomations]

oh yes cuphead is the s**t

[@Dylswiththepills]

I'm the gayest in the land~

[@cbass2180]

Nice pfp

[@r3alityrjectna452]

Damian: Has never seen baseball fields before
Also Damian: oh it's Tesco? I've never seen these before as an American

[@fieldzs1552]

EVERYONE GANGSTA TILL DAMIEN THINKS SOMETHING IRRITATING IS NEAT

[@akumugoji7154]

"That is GNARLY" lol

[@coronavirus8551]

Not funny dident snitch

[@heavysleeperassclapper6054]

Please don't like the comment

[@daddymememaster5432]

pfp checks out

[@ilikecheese4518]

Juan Cortez Muro no

[@spiffy6803]

When Damien doesn’t know what a baseball field looks like.

[@thecoldduvet7381]

Shameful when I brit clocks faster than an american, we don't even play baseball.

[@mynameisares6236]

Damien in earlier videos about non-qwerty keyboards: “Doesn’t bother me, y’all just need to grow up”
Damien now: “Oh I do not like that keyboard, why would you have the keys like that?”

[@BUGCANDYY]

the keys are sideways

[@sandman_2004]

The n was sideways my guy

[@idontexist5647]

Aaron Doughty Yes but listen to what he said “The A-“ and stopped. Meaning he was also bothered by the layout

[@katbred3215]

12:00 this happened to my cousin in middle school and the teacher didn't even let him go to the nurse. She got fired!

[@cece6448]

3:02 it’s because of the lights. They’re orange and white instead of all one color, and it isn’t even in the right direction

[@chamo7756]

Ce Ce I just looked at the giant penguin plushies on that one persones office space

[@fnienhouse35]

At the end of that one row, the very last light is not in line with the others.

[@Esp-go1el]

The color you see when stare at sun

[@teriyaki_wings]

the pops one actually makes me angry. you’re actively teaching your child it’s okay to go mess with stuff that ain’t theirs wtf

[@chloegallardo603]

Thank you for not being a entitled parent my mother in law tried to get on me because I told my little one she couldn't have something that wasn't hers

[@kikook222]

It's a catch-22 because child don't learn how to share without things being shared to them.

[@rora2493]

Bumbleness Supreme Brady But sometimes sharing is not always an option. Did you see that pops? There’s a time and place for everything and that was definitely not one for sharing. And especially without the person’s consent

[@siemroubos2114]

She is an entiled parrent

[@ExpertoftheBlade]

@@kikook222 No because the aunt should have asked before taking the pop down, it isn't teaching a kid to share when their parent never asks, its teaching a kid to steal. The difference is that one has consent, the other does not

[@joecool6262]

11:45 his/her teacher didn‘t put the mouse away, so this thing doesn‘t dissapear

[@trumpetsrlife9692]

more ppl need to see this

[@Roadent1241]

I mean that's obvious.

[@syclone]

Hmmm I thought it was the default pause hotkey being "k" instead of spacebar.

[@gamesandglory1648]

@@syclone it always shows "k" but space always works no matter what

[@syclone]

@@gamesandglory1648 FYI spacebar now will activate the last used button (be it pause, settings...) and usually will scroll down the page if you're not fullscreen. Quite the annoyance combined with now forced new design of RUclips not to mention how increasingly awful the platform has become in last decade.

[@danagoyette7932]

Throwing a random perishable item on a non-refrigerator shelf is essentially like *robbing the store* and then *throwing the item directly in the trash*. People who do that ought to be fined for some value far greater than the value of the item they effectively stole.

[@anthonylopez1738]

My 9th grade teacher didnt round grades and his reasoning was that “they don’t round paychecks”. I got a B in the class (89.96%)

[@Benderthegr865]

Should have done better and got a higher grade. Did you want the free 90?

[@transsnack]

@@Benderthegr865, you are the reason rage exists.
Jk, man. I get that you're probably joking!

[@grandaidthebandaid6307]

Just like the time I missed out on getting a B in maths B by just one ‘rung’.

[@anaustraliangamer_]

My paychecks are rounded. Most casual positions are here in Aus, or at least the rural areas. You go by half hours, finish at 4:10? Round it down to 4. Finish at 4:20? Round it up to 4:30. It just makes it easier for everyone to figure out tax and how much is owed. Give a little take a little you know?

[@watsgoinonhere1]

@@anaustraliangamer_ I think he meant the pay, not the hours payed for. In america we usually round to half hours (or full hours) too, but you'll get payed, say, $87.68 (completely made that number up) a day, rather than having it rounded to $85.00 or $90.00.

[@andersjermstad2657]

Clock: The clock skips multiple seconds at a time as a warning when the battery is about to run out.

[@andersjermstad2657]

TheDireWolf Might be! But even tough it’s in a public space it might run on batteries. But IDK about that one. So either it’s a broken clock (with a fault I’ve never seen before) or the battery is about to die

[@MrJulius64]

It could be the work of an enemy Stand user.

[@totallynotsatan976]

vibrantPuppeteer Is ThAt A JOjOs RefReNcE ?

[@MrJulius64]

@@totallynotsatan976 But of course it is!

[@CassArttStudio]

probably not, since there was a clock like that in my school and it was like that for almost the whole year before someone knocked it down

[@rexx2743]

1:10 eye “balling” and your looking at baseball fields. LMao

[@Narinjas]

I thought he intentionally made that joke for comments.

[@prince_sylex]

I am so confused. I did recognize it on the second look, so I am not sure he was joking or genuine. Austria doesn't have outdoor baseball fields I know off

[@Sasbatabata]

For the arachnophobic out there, spider warning from 6:21 to 6:30. I almost threw my laptop across the room. I was not ready.

[@StephenHenryIV]

“95% air, 15% jerky” and 100% reason to remember the name.....

[@Juliano2706]

The game

[@ytpineapple]

@Juan Cortez Muro no

[@ytpineapple]

@Juan Cortez Muro give up

[@rarebonedisease6551]

​@Juan Cortez Muro I know you're on a quest to hit 1k and I understand but PLEASE. PLEASE do not comment this on *every single comment* on this video :)

[@JupiterKnight]

@Juan Cortez Muro be quiet you dunce

[@faing8238]

I love how he's confused about the Tesco thing when there is a sticker right above it that says £3

[@abritishguy7295]

Americans, what we gonna do with them. even us northerners use our eyes....most of the time.

[@cerisemin]

I think you two are the dumb ones, yes he knows Tesco and £3 are not from here, he is saying he has never seen a container of mini pork sausage rolls

[@isaiahf-d846]

he literally said oh it's Tesco they're not from here what are you trying to say

[@pretsel5132]

*Damien, crying* "I-I'm sorry chief"
*Damien shoots me in the back of the head*
*Damien's evil clone* "That's gnarly!"

[@jackclinton1523]

digi jack sounds like a weird fanfic

[@JupiterKnight]

@@jackclinton1523 e

[@gopherboy8765]

@@jackclinton1523 id read that tbh

[@marcosbasbus7031]

1:20
dude, they are literally 4 baseball stadiums with one horribly placed
what is so hard
Edit: i'm sorry if i was rude

[@creativename773]

Ya wasnt

[@haeojah4978]

"Every bag of jerky."
EmKay: Oh yeah, where the bag's like 95 percent air but 15 percent jerky.

[@theanirudhsanker5133]

He corrected it later.

[@ICanDoThatToo2]

No biggie, EmKay normally gives 110%.

[@astro_caht]

MmMm finally some good air

[@Wiccain]

My dogs eat my receipts so I can’t return anything.

[@helltubejackie1086]

Aw man, that sucks.

[@SirAsdf]

Keep them away from your dogs then. Simple solution.

[@racso628]

I eat my dogs so I can't return my receipts

[@paradox9652]

@@racso628 relatable

[@bread_om]

Wait

[@dnddude9652]

95% Air
15% Jerky
110%
*_MATHEMATICAL ERRORS_*

[@reaperleviathan4726]

DnD Dude It‘s big brain time

[@ekvedrek]

*LOGIC 100*

[@Nozerone]

Nah, see they use a gas to keep the jerky fresh which is less dense than air. So while closed the bag is 100% full with 85% gas, 15% jerky. When you open it, the gas leaves the bag and air enters, and is more dense resulting in 95% air 15% jerky.

[@Zyvo2]

Well, if they sold you properly sized bags to jerkey content, your bag would be 110% full and wouldn't close right. It takes on average 7% space for every 1% of the bag full to actually close it. So the math checks out.

[@ekvedrek]

Zyvo2 ok boomer

[@Mike-vi8zc]

8:42 try using WASD to play on that keyboard

[@flaturiah]

WASD? PFft, no I use BKLM. Now try that layout on an actual keyboard >:)

[@willfowler8540]

@@flaturiah what I don't get it

[@elijah6169]

@@willfowler8540 look at the keyboard, it's in alphabetical order. Bklm are where wasd normally is

[@courtneywoodbury5198]

The person leaving the chicken like that wasn't dumb, they were just lazy AF.

[@LadyNightshade]

Courtney Woodbury not only that the more that gets left out and goes bad. It drives prices up.

[@imhuemankeepURcolorsforcrayons]

Courtney Woodbury I just embarrass some at the farmer market because they literally placed it in the candy rack at the fucking register!

[@ace3215]

They’re baseball diamonds
INCORRECT
Correct answer: Their baseball diamonds

[@deethelildevil260]

Stance AJ
Dang it!

[@spicywitch9835]

MY baseball diamonds? I love baseball diamonds

[@jrad306]

But whose diamonds are they? Excuse me, WHO'S diamonds are they.

[@GG.Sanchoo]

Juan Cortez Muro stop asking for subs you getting annoying af

[@andrive]

lol

[@diecurrysauce3414]

Damien: All Jerky bags are like 95% air and only 15% jerky
Me: chief, i dont think thats ri....
Damien: JUST USE A BIGGER BAG!

[@insertatitlehere13]

10:27 As someone who works in related fields, when stuff like this happens it's typically because there's something going on in their ceiling which made uniformity either difficult or virtually impossible. Like AC ducting or something.
Granted they could also just be lazy but... ya never know.

[@melodyseo2518]

0:21 When "efficacy" is pronounced as "efficiency"
r/midlyinfuriating

[@licorice.thecat]

"r/midlyinfuriating"... Was that intentional?

[@nil-8026]

marsen What’s mildly infuriating is your typo

[@arielnami7199]

2:40
Literally ALL of the clocks in my middle school did that. But in the detention room (we had a whole room and teacher dedicated to detention), they purposely made it lag 10 seconds so “You really feel the punishment” (real words from the teacher herself)

[@residentsatanist5028]

My high school has the same thing, except they are exactly 27 minutes behind, I wear a watch and reset it every morning, so you feel like you are there longer than you were

[@s.i3na]

Roly is the Best now that’s just cruel.

[@katrinahayes2624]

I didn't have that but I remember that the clock we had in grade 5 would always manage to stay 2 hours behind time, no matter how many times we would change it. We bragged about it a lot lol

[@itsjustjennyxx02]

@@residentsatanist5028 that name tho 🥺😂 are we thinking of the same Roly?..

[@FigureFarter]

The clocks in my computer room didn't even move, they were unplugged.
EDIT: The batteries were dead and corroded and the school bothered to do nothing

[@cllrbn-]

Baseball Field: exists
Damien: I don't even know who you are

[@kaikwacz2881]

1:53 im sorry but this is how we label bread in poland, its not a sticker but a piece of paper and normally this loaf would be wrapped in foil so the piece of paper stays in place

[@Sanas_Shy_Language]

8:17 as someone who’s mom is in a wheelchair, I can say that you are a terrible person if you do this.
Or if you park in a handicap spot without needing it(even if you have a random relatives permit and they aren’t with you)

[@trish7048]

IDK anyone with this problem but still this pisses me off. I literally check my park job whenever I park next to NON-DISABLED people! I will most certainly make sure not to do it to a DISABLED person!

[@pringlebatch]

This is not the same thing, but in NY when we had heavy snow, someone shoveled most of it into the disabled parking space near the store. Thankssssssss.

[@bt70a9]

1:08 Its like this because of the typical wind and sun direction. The evening sun, where most matches are played would be right in their eyes XD

[@PSICadetZen]

Tell that to my high school that put the tennis courts facing the direction of the sun 😢

[@Deady.p]

Ah yes. The perfectly balanced games we play on the school pitches where one team is blind

[@andro1096]

@@Deady.p that's so painfully true- and i feel like it's always my team who's blind ;_;

[@kikitapika9565]

...what about the bottom left one?

[@thomaskaranicolas1201]

At 5:44 the first “O” on the sign is a “0”

[@salediting2147]

You screwed up my OCD

[@Sunny-dw6xe]

I read “the first ‘O’ on the sign is a ‘OOO”

[@Sunny-dw6xe]

FireNox 360 phen0menal

[@Brick-Atr]

what is this c0mment section

[@JadeFxi]

11:30
Im pretty sure its that the teacher's courser is on the pause button, so the menu thing wont go away.

[@FPVisnotacrime]

More likely, it's about the shortcut for pause, "k", which makes little sense.

[@papyfun5097]

yeah tbh i dont get why teachers literally never just click the screen to pause it. It literally wastes less time than trying to accurately press the pause button

[@Swissbiscuit12]

"How do you steal a bathroom mirror"
Answer:No idea, I have seen stall doors stolen

[@SenkoLoaf]

How TF do you walk away with a stall door? A mirror, I still don't get how. But a STALL DOOR. HOW

[@zoleroid7027]

Someone stole the front doorknob and nothing else from a house in my neighborhood.

[@spi3250]

Isnt it steal?

[@Swissbiscuit12]

@@spi3250 oops, didn't see that, thanks for pointing that out

[@Swissbiscuit12]

@@SenkoLoaf no clue, but people would always steal at least one each year in high school

[@whatsrandom6487]

What’s infuriating is how emkay doesn’t know what the problem is in some of them

[@gatagoslow134]

r/Whoosh.

[@whatsrandom6487]

Gatagoslow I don’t like think he was pretending to not understand some of them because he never does something like that in videos

[@wellifailed392]

@@gatagoslow134 you are so fucking stupid

[@coledrinkwater9487]

Someone's stupid

[@nagol_069]

"It's like a cracked out version of Chewbacca."
-Damien, 2019

[@myhlosic]

Chewbacca

[@connoranderson1843]

6:16
I’ve had that happen to me. Don’t eat it. I got very sick.

[@Batmantherealbatman]

One time I had a cheese nugget like that in a bag of cheddar popcorn. Didn't realize it wasnt popcorn and... Well the shock and almost vomiting was not good

[@icy-hot9186]

Ah yes the taste of painful tastes

[@joeytheecho9123]

"Talk about a cliff hanger" ba dum tshhh - Damien

[@voltsiano116]

*Baseball fields:* _Exist_
*Damien:* "I have never met this man in my life."

[@voltsiano116]

@@PlayPerfecto Bro, I hardly read the comment section this video, though I understand your suspicion. If I'm being truthful, however, that speaks to the quality of the meme I'm referencing.

[@AmartharDrakestone]

The fact is, that sometimes that "resealable" packaging (especially the cheaper stuff) is glued harder than it has any right to be.

[@m4rv3lla69]

Sticker on bread is really common here lmao. They put the sticker on the bread, ship it to the store, the store then slices and bags it(with the sticker still on). To be fair, ours come of clean, without taking half the bread😹

[@Kiwi-ld8yl]

Me: can we get a new keyboard
Mom: we have a keyboard at home
*keyboard at home* 9:01

[@DarthZ01]

Those kids who took the bathroom mirrors really need to sit down and reflect on what they've done

[@depressedengineer5766]

I'm surprised this doesn't have many likes

[@alyssaa.028]

👉😂👉

[@SakuraAvalon]

Your sentiments *mirror* my own.

[@arandomguy1237]

Ba dum tss

[@juno6332]

fuck you

[@AlllAroundGaming]

The clock is telling you the batteries are almost dead.

[@TheLastApostle]

No the clock is telling you that the hands are dirty or old and are getting stuck until theres enough power behind the stuck hand from the gear continuing to turn to actually push the hand past where it gets stuck. If it was just going dead it wouldnt do the fast speed up after stopping. It would just go back to ticking normally

[@gaeroot]

@@TheLastApostle No, It's actually a battery thing. My luminox hasa 4 second warning here it seems like a 5 second. Link: www.luminox.com/service-und-support/faqs.html

[@pastelpop1442]

Damien is the one person that deserves to call people 'chief'. Damien is the *only* person that deserves this. There is no other.

[@issabandit4729]

2:38 Sorry i was late, bro. My clock was lagging

[@ameenkhan8014]

Hihi ^^

[@InternetinaNutshellChannel]

0:33
That person obviously went, "They have chocolate?! Forget this chicken!"

[@pringlebatch]

Yeah, that behaviour isn't dumb so much as wilfully lazy and inconsiderate.

[@mono.isgtds]

It didn’t even occur to me that America might not have mini sausage rolls.

[@isaiahf-d846]

we have pigs in a blanket

[@CountessCulhame]

@@isaiahf-d846 In the UK "pigs in blankets" is actually mini sausages wrapped in bacon. Isn't it cool how in the UK/US we might use the same words, but mean totally different things?

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@CountessCulhame that was my point

[@neonflavouredduck4742]

I’m more disturbed that they don’t have sausage rolls in general.

[@Kilrkali]

Yup

[@baileycarter5141]

9:43
Emkay: Free Pillow!
Me: Yes, my dandruff is finally useful!

[@kitteninabag7402]

Simple multiplication:
Damian: I'm busting out the calculator on this

[@Hey-up5eo]

The earbud thing is not only mildly infuriating it is also extremely disgusting and disturbing.

[@isaiahf-d846]

disgustang!

[@rokukou]

Isaiah F-D it was focken one of yuz

[@jobvanveen9351]

"95 % air and 15% jerky"
-Damien 2019
Edit: wow 58 likes! Most i ever got!

[@who-vx9ww]

oh just fuck off

[@jobvanveen9351]

@@who-vx9ww *uno reverse card*

[@HardGuess]

Pretty sure he said 85 lol

[@zczalta]

100 jerk

[@Bloodreign137]

Job van Veen the %10 extra air was the air Damien just exhaled, he can TOTALLY do math

[@bookiki6301]

Satan: I fear no man.
Satan: But that thing
8:27
Satan: It scares me.

[@LoafOfWatermelons]

"That is a nugget. That is a dorito nugget..."
Damien, you just gave me an idea...

[@bluebean8543]

nonononononononono-

[@cetzkaeffmann]

Share it with us

[@FoxTenson]

Crush up doritos, mix with egg, some green onions, Fry em up! Or mix with ramen noodle water and egg to make a batter, dip ball of ramen in, deep fry! Coat cheese curds with batter and more crumbs for cheesey dorito nuggets!
....I lived on a very poor budget for awhile, don't judge me.

[@bluebean8543]

@@FoxTenson omg I'm so sorry for you, I hope things are better now!

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

Nononono- wait. Actually... That might not be bad. Maybe not that that flavor, but nacho cheese flavored chicken nuggets might actually be pretty good

[@codedexz]

Those aren’t shower heads there AirPods for giants

[@MintyPur]

No there giant ear cleaners

[@jackmanmoth6526]

ducky king no u

[@MintyPur]

@@jackmanmoth6526 huh...

[@DatboiYugo]

*they're

[@lunarjellie]

@@DatboiYugo shut up oml i hate people who correct grammer

[@casualgamer1353]

R/Mildlyinfuriating
Damien calling a saussage roll, "essentially pigs in a blanket"

[@melovekittie]

Casual Gamer he’s right tho

[@bruh-qi8gy]

@@melovekittie No.

[@SilveraroShow]

melovekittie do you rap your pigs in blankets in pastry

[@ultimatepunster5850]

@@SilveraroShow Yes.
Atlrast, everything I've ever eaten that was called a pig in a blanket, it was wrapped in something with the texture and taste of a croissant.

[@casualgamer1353]

@@melovekittie Here in the united of kingdoms, pigs in blankets are specifically designed to sausages wrapped in bacon

[@ahuman2695]

2:38 this type of thing happened in my school when the power went out. The clock was ticking 10x faster than it should've when the power came back on. It happened on two occasions to two different ones

[@duchi882]

*When you realize*
Technically, if you don't cut a cake, it is still just one slice

[@fundaergun5583]

OMG DATS RIGHT

[@fundaergun5583]

BEEG BREEN TIME 🧠

[@anotherordinaryguy4992]

You have reach the level of what intellects hardly achieved.

[@SovietMemes]

I had 8 slices of cake

[@holyknight2273]

🤯