Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The shredded? Anakin: No? Palpatine: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so fit and so wise he could use the Gym to influence the midichlorians to create rizz… He had such a knowledge of the diet, he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting fat. Anakin: He could actually make people fit? Palpatine: 4% bodyfat, yes. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Anakin: What happened to him? Palpatine: He became so fit… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his abs, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice hid some sugar in his protein shakes . Ironic. He could save others from getting skinnyfat, but not himself. Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power? Palpatine: Not from a Jedi.
Are we JUST realizing this??? Like bru Yord was literally shirtless (which i guess is ok) but like 10 jedi got brutally murdered in the last episode??? Like huh??? But then again I guess clone wars had jedi brutality murdered BUT not neck cracking and multiple light saber stabs lol
I listened to the audiobook of temptation of the force recently, and it had a whole chapter that was just an in depth sex scene. It got pretty awkward when the narrator started moaning lol
@rishavbanerjee1371 it was a pretty well written relationship and even scene, I thought, but these things can get pretty awkward even with great narrators like Marc Thompson lol.
But why? The prequels already did that. We know their flaws, and have spent almost 2 decades dealing with the Jedi's flaws. It's been done to death. Why can't they just be heroic knights and space wizards, and let the audience have some swashbuckling fun. Damn, I miss fun star wars.
@@passiondono4692 it seems like Disney is just determined to make both the Jedi and the new Republic look completely incompetent, to reflect their own leadership and writing staff.
@@passiondono4692 also he’s a mass murderer, you realize that right? But when I actually came back here to say was that there are plenty of ways to make the Jedi look bad but also right compelling characters that you can actually like. As it stands, no one on the show is remotely likable except for the bad guy. So my mistake for using the term “rooting for,” I should have said actually Enjoy the way they’re coming across as a character.
@@F0XD1E Its not a hypothetical there was so much talk about how slave Leia was just an appalling male fantasy. Guess what there has never been a moment in star wars until now that eluded to a character staring at another characters naked body.
@@Mr.Autodelete and instead of being appreciative that society has advanced beyond that kind of pearl clutching, you're gonna keep complaining about it? It was 40 years ago dude.
They should have put in the script that after a got out of the water that I used the force to grab the lightsaber & took her clothes off too then give her back the lightsaber cause that would have been my favorite thing they need to make me the new acolyte director 😸😸😸
It’s really annoying that those gay band kids in high school that would write their own versions of movies and comics and just have a bunch of sex and gayness making it a fan fic. That’s what this scene feels like, that those kids grew up and made it into an actual scene
Star Wars fan: “This show is all over the place, I wish they put more effort in for the price” Disney fan: “you can’t criticise it harshly, what do you expect? Starwars is made for kids” Star Wars fan: “then wtf was that weird bathing power dynamic episode, and why did a kidnapping come with a side of constant sexual tension?” Disney fan: “it was so hot! This is peak starwars”
I miss when Star Wars could be watched and enjoyed by everyone of all ages. Also, that's not the type of "seduce" that brings people to the dark side of the force.
Just like all Star Wars this show has good and bad, but for some reason people love to focus on the negative instead of the good. imagine if we did that with the Original Star Wars, we all know there is plenty of awful shit in that movie. most of us wouldn't have a childhood filled with stories from a galaxy far far away.
Ahsoka should’ve not been a kids show, and by that I mean not hiding blood, beheadings and general dismemberment. Not a single zombie trooper got sliced in half, limbs severed or the sort, just shallow cuts (which shouldn’t stop a zombie) and the only scene with dismemberment was hidden behind a rock. Like what’s the audience for this? Clone wars was more mature than Ahsoka.
The Clone Wars is not different. The savage sun massacre is censored. The clones killed by doors in ventilation are censored. The deathwatch killed by Ahsoka are censored. I still agree with the Ahsoka zombies. And Sabine "killed" by Shin in different way. But that's Star Wars, eh.
Like its basicly most of the high republic books beeking like y adult/ adult. I like the opennes in them, like not trying to make things unobvios. Amd the gore in them is on another lvl. Like lodens storys perfect
Nonetheless they're using immature dialog and plot lines. And what's proven with this video is the use of a sexual trope. You know, the young woman will be...persuaded...by the presence of a hot naked body. Yeah, so much for wokeness.
i'm gonna be honest, idk what's going with Disney shipping women with guys who killed their close friends, but this is the second time, and i'm not diggin it, the girls on twitter are out of their minds lol
Well now I know to watch this episode without turning on Subtitles that indicate you what’s going on 😂 Also I started watching the Acolyte yesterday & so far it’s actually good. I’d rather watch this than Megamind Rules.
Way too over hated, it's a pretty good show but yeah the first 4 episodes are just boring and not that good at all. That's where all the hate is, they should've just started on episode 5 dammit.
It was intended for boys who were going through puberty after growing up with the previous two films over the las 6 years before Return of Jedi came out.
Starwars is always intended for kids. More family movies, but even animations have plenty adult suggestive stuff. Still for kids either way. Just like the hobbit which has decapitation.
I think the former secretary of the man in prison for sexual escapades is sadly forcing this theme on Star Wars fans and putting parents in awkward situations. The writing is stupefied so kids can grasp the concepts that intelligent adults think are stupid yet they puts these sexual themes in this show for adults. OSHA looking down at his private parts for a second made me puke because no matter anyone’s opinion about this show, that stuff was never important for Star Wars. It just shows they have no clue what they are doing. Either it’s for kids or it’s not, but this episode wasn’t
"Do yourself a favor and do not watch the acolyte" Fixed the intro :) However, Star Wars is meant for 12 year old boys. So if the acolyte isn't for kids, then that is further proof that Disney doesn't know their audience.
And yet it feels like it's made for illiterate neo-Communists. Really, I've seen old yet neatly concluded kid shows be easily rewatchable and awe-inspiring than this; ever heard of Mighty Max?
@@chaseeggleston8814 He most certainly is wrong. It's not perfect but it is good. The haters are literally starting from the position of hating it and have been from before it even aired then finding silly excuses to bash it
lol, it's for PG13 kids. Still kids. These are adventure stories. There's always a scene where someone baths in the river and is watched by a protagonist.
People talked so much shit about this show, that now it's too late for them to take the shit back and see the plot unfold.They're stuck with their hate.
I think other than the seduction aspect, the decision to have him naked in that pool was probably so Oshas guard would go down, seeing how vulnerable he is.
@@Sam_T2000 I think being naked is a bit more vulnerable than having shorts on, that’s why people normally wear shorts when they swim, and not just swim with their dick out.
This show is a fever dream. I can’t even 😂. I don’t need to watch it or want to. I’d rather experience this as a weird hallucination that some Star Wars fans subject themselves to and hear about it downwind “His top muscles” Idk about Top 🤣
@@R0bot4That's because TLJ was legitimately bad. 90% of the hate given to this show is from right wing nut jobs because "woke Disney bad". Honest channels just give an objective take, not steeped in identity politics.
@@F0XD1E uhm yeah that is obviously just wrong since I ve seen VERD left wing channels disliking the show too. It is just bad, live with it. And if what you say is true then the opposite that left wing nuts are just liking it because „Disney woke“ and thats why they are defending it.
its sad to watch all the haters still trying to convince people the show is still objectively ass just with ASSERTION, the most obvious to discern logical fallacy there is. They have literally run out of ways to mislead people (not that they didnt start with assertion weeks ago lol).
Развлечения
She was definitely looking when he got out of the pond. You can track her eyes lmao
Well hello there
@@Obi-WanKenobiTheHighGround general kenobi
Trying to imply she's not a lesbian?
@@nikolaimyhre1187: She switched from clams to sausages.
Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The shredded?
Anakin: No?
Palpatine: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so fit and so wise he could use the Gym to influence the midichlorians to create rizz… He had such a knowledge of the diet, he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting fat.
Anakin: He could actually make people fit?
Palpatine: 4% bodyfat, yes. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
Palpatine: He became so fit… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his abs, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice hid some sugar in his protein shakes . Ironic. He could save others from getting skinnyfat, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
Palpatine: Not from a Jedi.
Ben Swolo, “Well, what about me?”
Legendary comment.
Well I guess we know what the intimacy director was there for 🤦🏻♂️
They had an intimacy direction?? There was no romance scenes though?
@@snehasowmy7226 They're there if anyone ever takes a shirt off. It's a racket to get people with otherwise unhireable degrees jobs.
@@DtLS Well put
@@zhuK_wOw
the way i was looking in the water tryna see a reflection of something
THAT IS WIIIIILLLLLD
Me too
I was hoping there would be a full backside reveal 😭
You wanna really freak yourself out? Watch the emperor's speeches in German 😂😂
meanwhile general hux in german:
Get excited*
With all that we've seen in this episode and the last, I can't help but think to myself, "This... _is_ a show made by Disney... right???"
The Acolyte feels like it's made for a young adult audience
star wars was made for 12 yr olds bro who cares
@@goldpuro1624 0:09 sure
@@goldpuro1624who cares about you? Nobody
@@JGburneraccount who asked you? Nobody
@epictoe7179 it was literally said by George Lucas cry about it
Slave Leia outfit - "CANCEL THIS, THIS IS OBJECTIFYING WOMEN"
Shredded barebodied Qimir and Yord - "OMGGGG HAAWWTT"
🤷♂
OBJECTIFY 👏 ALL 👏 GENDERS 👏
EQUALITY 🔥💯
When did anyone demand to cancel Return of the Jedi? I don't think people cared at all about objectification in the 80s 😅
@@199512Larsnowadays I thinl
@@199512Lars he is talking about the slave leia merchandises, since disney bought star wars we didn't get any lego or action figure leia
@@199512Larsyeah but they do nowadays except when its about a men. Dont play stupid, please
“His well-toned back…”
Bro, Disney is hilarious sometimes 😂😂
Thankfully they didn’t shown Quimir’s groin similar to the Hulk in Ragnarok
Not a kids show
Not an adults show
Not a show show too
Just plain garbage
Just a 💩show.
As “The Boys” parodies the MCU…..”The Acolyte” parodies SW. It doesn’t know it’s doing it, mostly due to Headland’s vast dip🤬ification…..but it is.
It’s an edgy 2012 tweens show. Like if Anakin’s emotions as a 16 year manifested a show 😂
"There's no underwear in space"
-George Lucas
The last high republic novel, temptation of the force was also plenty "adult" lmao. I had to put on headphones for THAT scene.
“How does it feel? Feels good doesn’t it? To hold one in your hand again.”
Subtext…Could this imply Yord and Osha hooked up?
The humidity levels in the audience weren't this high since the Ben Swolo scene
😅😂
Are we JUST realizing this??? Like bru Yord was literally shirtless (which i guess is ok) but like 10 jedi got brutally murdered in the last episode??? Like huh??? But then again I guess clone wars had jedi brutality murdered BUT not neck cracking and multiple light saber stabs lol
Ok now I am curious what we would get if we actually got a full adult Star Wars Novel if that is the kind of narrative description we get 😂😂
Ever read “Last Shot”?
Plenty of Canon novels are pretty horny lol.
I listened to the audiobook of temptation of the force recently, and it had a whole chapter that was just an in depth sex scene. It got pretty awkward when the narrator started moaning lol
@@garbotoxins840 wtf
@rishavbanerjee1371 it was a pretty well written relationship and even scene, I thought, but these things can get pretty awkward even with great narrators like Marc Thompson lol.
It’s not an anyone’s show except weird Disney adults
Looks like a whip scar to me. And the green lady wanted to go on the trip, even though she gets sick. Green whip lady knows
See,this is why Star Wars is more of a teen and young adult franchise than a kids franchise!
Well, it kinda is another point against the dogmatic view of the Jedi. It shows she might be in conflict with it.
We could have had a live action Cal Kestis show with a budget of 180M but instead we got sith dong with a budget of 180M 💀
Don’t let Disney ruin Cal
I think it would be better to let Respawn finish their story with Cal before inserting him into other media/stories.
@@BumbleCrumble1072 Agreed.
@@leepowell1408Disney made Cal by that logic. They have the same ammount of creative influence on the video games they have on Lucasfilm.
@@199512Lars yeah obviously they have control over it but they don’t have as much influence on it as they do a show
You know you’ve got a Disney Star Wars show when the only one worth rooting for is the damn villain. 😂
That’s kind of the point of the show dude, it’s meant to draw the dogmatism of the Jedi into the spotlight.
But why? The prequels already did that. We know their flaws, and have spent almost 2 decades dealing with the Jedi's flaws. It's been done to death. Why can't they just be heroic knights and space wizards, and let the audience have some swashbuckling fun.
Damn, I miss fun star wars.
@@passiondono4692 it seems like Disney is just determined to make both the Jedi and the new Republic look completely incompetent, to reflect their own leadership and writing staff.
@@passiondono4692 also he’s a mass murderer, you realize that right? But when I actually came back here to say was that there are plenty of ways to make the Jedi look bad but also right compelling characters that you can actually like. As it stands, no one on the show is remotely likable except for the bad guy. So my mistake for using the term “rooting for,” I should have said actually Enjoy the way they’re coming across as a character.
@@JoeNasr123 not incompetent, just dogmatic to the point they became misguided, and that seed was planted in episode 1 the phantom menace.
I think it’s pretty interesting how he’s trying to seduce Osha to the dark side
It's not an adult show either
So Qimir has three lightsabers..
Bro we need a tweet from Disney about this
What you said at the end is insane💀
He also wears a gimp mask with a zipper mouth. Not kids stuff.
I think if the genders were swapped there would be an outrage
_'Gender Equality'_ only when there's benefits come with it.
Nothing better than getting outraged over hypotheticals.
@@F0XD1E Its not a hypothetical there was so much talk about how slave Leia was just an appalling male fantasy. Guess what there has never been a moment in star wars until now that eluded to a character staring at another characters naked body.
@@Mr.Autodelete and instead of being appreciative that society has advanced beyond that kind of pearl clutching, you're gonna keep complaining about it? It was 40 years ago dude.
@@F0XD1E Just say you buy into the hypocrisy its a more honest and less wordy way to explain yourself
Reminds of that old looney tune cartoon with the country wolf and the city wolf "A MAN"😍
I remember the ventress novel had some pretty hot scenes.
What is the deal with the brightness in the Shakey cam footage? You blowing out the highlights
They should have put in the script that after a got out of the water that I used the force to grab the lightsaber & took her clothes off too then give her back the lightsaber cause that would have been my favorite thing they need to make me the new acolyte director 😸😸😸
Crazy how there was a bag of lulu lemon laundry just readily available.
How hard did she hit her head to stay unconscious that long?
It’s really annoying that those gay band kids in high school that would write their own versions of movies and comics and just have a bunch of sex and gayness making it a fan fic. That’s what this scene feels like, that those kids grew up and made it into an actual scene
Star Wars fan: “This show is all over the place, I wish they put more effort in for the price”
Disney fan: “you can’t criticise it harshly, what do you expect? Starwars is made for kids”
Star Wars fan: “then wtf was that weird bathing power dynamic episode, and why did a kidnapping come with a side of constant sexual tension?”
Disney fan: “it was so hot! This is peak starwars”
I miss when Star Wars could be watched and enjoyed by everyone of all ages. Also, that's not the type of "seduce" that brings people to the dark side of the force.
Just like all Star Wars this show has good and bad, but for some reason people love to focus on the negative instead of the good. imagine if we did that with the Original Star Wars, we all know there is plenty of awful shit in that movie. most of us wouldn't have a childhood filled with stories from a galaxy far far away.
Yea I liked the day space slug that had sex slaves was really wholesome to watch with the whole family.
womp womp
@@JackJohnson-hk3dd Still good writing. It showed the ins and outs of the Star Wars universe as a whole.
@@JackJohnson-hk3dd sex slaves? I think you're watching the wrong movie
Ahsoka should’ve not been a kids show, and by that I mean not hiding blood, beheadings and general dismemberment. Not a single zombie trooper got sliced in half, limbs severed or the sort, just shallow cuts (which shouldn’t stop a zombie) and the only scene with dismemberment was hidden behind a rock. Like what’s the audience for this? Clone wars was more mature than Ahsoka.
The Clone Wars is not different. The savage sun massacre is censored. The clones killed by doors in ventilation are censored. The deathwatch killed by Ahsoka are censored.
I still agree with the Ahsoka zombies. And Sabine "killed" by Shin in different way. But that's Star Wars, eh.
Where would their be blood?
It's not a show for intelligent adults either.
You are right it's not for kids, it's too straight
manny jack in toe? lol what
Like its basicly most of the high republic books beeking like y adult/ adult. I like the opennes in them, like not trying to make things unobvios. Amd the gore in them is on another lvl. Like lodens storys perfect
No it deff was for sexual tension theese writers can do fan fic well unsurprisingly
I yust finished the legends book "shadows of the empire" and now i never wanna hear about sex in star wars ever again
Nonetheless they're using immature dialog and plot lines.
And what's proven with this video is the use of a sexual trope. You know, the young woman will be...persuaded...by the presence of a hot naked body.
Yeah, so much for wokeness.
I wonder if people like this listen to what they are saying and realize jsut how dumb they sound
Define "woke"
Small muscles*
nah. this is a standard mcu practice of making their comedians show some pecs and abs.
This series is really a good time for bisexuals 😌
Specifically wasn't spelled correctly.
Porn aside.... he;s got a LOT of light sabre wounds.
Oh gosh, this is just… strange.
Us know the dark side don't seem so bad no more old why...
Maybe for the YA crowd.
i'm gonna be honest, idk what's going with Disney shipping women with guys who killed their close friends, but this is the second time, and i'm not diggin it, the girls on twitter are out of their minds lol
😂😂😂
I thought the showrunner and actress and character were openly queer, what a weird coincidence
@@FatGuyInSpacewell we dont know about mei also gay actors always could play straight chaaracters like kevin conroy played batmen
@@vukmijatovic isn't OSHA the one staring at him? Also Kevin Conroy was closeted for a good chunk of his batman career
@@vukmijatovic It's not all about being gay or not. The actor of the twins, Amandla Stenberg, is openly non-binary.
If only it was a good show. :\
Yord had better muscles
Harvey. Weinstein.
Tirsty "Lesbian" Writer / Director.
Well now I know to watch this episode without turning on Subtitles that indicate you what’s going on 😂
Also I started watching the Acolyte yesterday & so far it’s actually good. I’d rather watch this than Megamind Rules.
The show is definitely over hated
@@MaxwellWurme You are insane
@@MaxwellWurme Absolutely 🤝
Way too over hated, it's a pretty good show but yeah the first 4 episodes are just boring and not that good at all. That's where all the hate is, they should've just started on episode 5 dammit.
Completely agree, it's not amazing, but it is not nearly as bad as everyone says.
Was Return of the Jedi for kids? Slave Leia confuses me...
It was intended for boys who were going through puberty after growing up with the previous two films over the las 6 years before Return of Jedi came out.
Why is the Acolyte directors saying the show’s for kids then?
@@epictoe7179 they are? Wtf
Starwars is always intended for kids. More family movies, but even animations have plenty adult suggestive stuff. Still for kids either way. Just like the hobbit which has decapitation.
😂😂
Lmao
Bad
I think the former secretary of the man in prison for sexual escapades is sadly forcing this theme on Star Wars fans and putting parents in awkward situations. The writing is stupefied so kids can grasp the concepts that intelligent adults think are stupid yet they puts these sexual themes in this show for adults. OSHA looking down at his private parts for a second made me puke because no matter anyone’s opinion about this show, that stuff was never important for Star Wars. It just shows they have no clue what they are doing. Either it’s for kids or it’s not, but this episode wasn’t
The same content creator that would say "starwars is for everyone"
it was just fu cking weird
They need to get rid of amandla...see is horrible at acting. They need to have qimir kill off mae and osha
A bit cringe to be honest 😅
"Do yourself a favor and do not watch the acolyte"
Fixed the intro :)
However, Star Wars is meant for 12 year old boys.
So if the acolyte isn't for kids, then that is further proof that Disney doesn't know their audience.
And yet it feels like it's made for illiterate neo-Communists. Really, I've seen old yet neatly concluded kid shows be easily rewatchable and awe-inspiring than this; ever heard of Mighty Max?
Critical drinker said this episode is bad
He's a professional hater
so?
I mean he isn't wrong
@@chaseeggleston8814 He most certainly is wrong. It's not perfect but it is good. The haters are literally starting from the position of hating it and have been from before it even aired then finding silly excuses to bash it
@@Aeolusdallas it has nothing to do with the haters, a common person who has never seen star wars can point out the flaws and issues in the show.
First lol
First
First like
"I know he just brutally murdered my friends...but let me check him out!"
This show sucks dude.
Hot villains that seduce their victims have been a staple in mythology for literally thousands of years.
It’s neither a show for adults.
lol, it's for PG13 kids. Still kids. These are adventure stories. There's always a scene where someone baths in the river and is watched by a protagonist.
Yeah, it's a garbage show. Made by a hack director and hack writers.
I’m too asexual for this ☺️
Yes , it is not a kid show, it's a baby show
People talked so much shit about this show, that now it's too late for them to take the shit back and see the plot unfold.They're stuck with their hate.
Watching people bend over backwards to explain why the show is still bad even now is so entertaining to me
They are trapped and exposed 😂
"Stuck with their hate." A fate not too dissimilar to that of Anakin Skywalker after the film 'Revenge of the Sith'. How appropriate.
Seriously though, funniest shit ever! 😂
@@SamHesitation critical drinker has entered the chat
the scene was weird and unnecessary, though… just have him go swimming in some space trunks, or just read a space book.
I think other than the seduction aspect, the decision to have him naked in that pool was probably so Oshas guard would go down, seeing how vulnerable he is.
@@austinmeans7294 - same* effect if he’s wearing swim trunks 🤷🏻♂️
He could have been wearing space trunks.
@@Sam_T2000 I think being naked is a bit more vulnerable than having shorts on, that’s why people normally wear shorts when they swim, and not just swim with their dick out.
@@Sam_T2000You're acting like this was a full frontal scene. It still met the TV-14 regulations. Get a grip.
This show is a fever dream. I can’t even 😂. I don’t need to watch it or want to. I’d rather experience this as a weird hallucination that some Star Wars fans subject themselves to and hear about it downwind
“His top muscles”
Idk about Top 🤣
Darth Beefcake
It's also, not a good show.
Is this a shill channel? I initially thought it was legit, but then I saw the daily Acolyte posting.
It's the only current star wars media being released?
Im not sure about the channel, but the comments are definitely full of shills. I remember the channel criticizing TLJ though, so hopefully not ig?
@@R0bot4That's because TLJ was legitimately bad. 90% of the hate given to this show is from right wing nut jobs because "woke Disney bad". Honest channels just give an objective take, not steeped in identity politics.
@@F0XD1E uhm yeah that is obviously just wrong since I ve seen VERD left wing channels disliking the show too. It is just bad, live with it. And if what you say is true then the opposite that left wing nuts are just liking it because „Disney woke“ and thats why they are defending it.
Such a cringe sexualised episode…
its sad to watch all the haters still trying to convince people the show is still objectively ass just with ASSERTION, the most obvious to discern logical fallacy there is. They have literally run out of ways to mislead people (not that they didnt start with assertion weeks ago lol).
They didn't run out. They keep inventing new ones. Like SW Theory stating that Jedi shouldn't eat food because it makes them too normal. It's pathetic