Kinect : The dark age of Xbox
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- Опубликовано: 22 апр 2016
- The Kinect ride started back in 2009 and lasted 5 years, forced all the way up to the next generation of consoles. A major reorganization of the Xbox team happened after the departure of Don Mattrick in 2013. Kinect is no longer advertised or bundled with the console. Today in 2016, Phil Spencer is still trying to recover the Xbox brand's image.
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"It's not about reinventing the wheel... it's about no wheel at all"
I guess we know why it never got anywhere.
Ziabetus BA-DUM-TISH
Ziabetus I wish I could like this comment about a thousand times over lmao
benzlover55 maybe that's why it crashed and burned
hahaha savagw
Ziabetus 1000th like
As I move, my avatar instantly mimics me
'Avatar has a spasm'
That was my favourite part
and BAMM!
Merlin Tube i
That's gotta be at least ten broken bones in there.
He should have faked a spasm to make it less embarrassing
I love how they dropped the more serious stuff like playing instruments, helping in surgeries, education/learning and physical rehabilitation in the trailers but they didn't elaborate further.
>claim your shitty piece of plastic with a 480p camera attached can revolutionize brain surgery
>refuse to elaborate further
>drop kinect support entirely from the xbox one and leave
BOMB DEFUSAL 💀
Because that stuffs boring to talk about, but it was used. My grandma fell and the rehab team used a kinect to track how her progress was coming along at the home. I saw them in schools as a competitor to smart boards.
They actually still use kinects today for real world applications. Nobody wanted to see that stuff in a gaming event, but yeah it was a legit thing
@@bend.7590no shot
"What? My gamer score is 100% legit"
"Yeah right"
"Okay"
Called the fuck out
I play it off legit
Totally normal human conversation
Let's put some earth down. Dark brown!
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Disgusting creatures.
Imagine this, there's a bomb in your car and the guys that are supposed to defuse it pull out a kinect.
I take my chances on my own
thats GG for sure
"I don't give a fuck if you need to rank up in MW2 the terrorists are going to rank up off the 20+ kill streak if you don't diffuse this shit!"
Imagine the Kinect is the bomb.
Hahahahahaha
“This wasn’t acted. She felt the need to reach down.”
That’s because it was acted
I see you watch Scott the Woz.
you are so dumb i want to poop my panties
Hey All
@Francisco A G noob
@@Ze_eT noob
can't imagine how stupid those people felt just waving their hands around for no reason, the way that cello player really immersed herself into the role is just comedy gold
well they got paid for that so they are completely fine with it i guess. However, there are some people who actually paid for the kinect and never even used it. I mean probably 95% of the people who had it never used so who is feeling stupid now?
The amount of people who joined COD lobbies with crying babies, barking dogs, beeping smoke detectors, and rap music blasting all at once is my soul memory of the Kinect
You can't forget the infinite echo when two kinect players would join a lobby.
All the same kind of person too.
Ahhh the good old days
That’s what happen now with ps controllers that come with a mic
@@dardanm3544 Oh my who thought that was a good idea?
Just got my PHD in surgery after 15 grueling years of studying and internship, and now I'm going to use a piece of gaming hardware that doesn't even work properly to make a life and death decisions regarding my first patient. Future is bright, with Kinect™.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that.
I tought about that too.
Dat username tho. :P
+Hairy MouseTurd BOOBIE MASTER
LOL
The only thing Kinect is actually good at is finding shadow people that live in your house.
Oh that could be me
kinect: *player 2 has joined*
me casually playing kinect sports: "hol up"
BTs 😀
Bloody aliens
So that's not normal?
I’m honestly surprised Microsoft didn’t get more backlash with the Kinect, they straight up committed false advertising.
Chances are, every ad has a disclaimer like that at 0:25 (lower-middle) where they say that "depictions are purely visionary" or some shit.
Imagine going in to get brain surgery, and the surgeon boots up an Xbox
run just run!
Lol
"The kinect has the power to analyze movements better than the human eye....."
wat
It does, but for some reason all the games that use it only care about your forearm and like, your left chesticle. It's surprisingly powerful when hacked and used for weird stuff on PC.
It has the potential.
But ...
Its true evolutionary purpose was going to be what you see in Black Mirror episode 2, not legit entertainment. Corporate jackals and oligarch toadies are going to jackal and toadie, afterall.
Don't you know that the human eye can only see 30 FPS?
*10 cause that's all my peasant box gets on animal crossing
I will never stop laughing at how they pretended you could perform surgery, defuse a bomb, and play a symphony with Kinect.
Yea sure the thing is accurate enough to sense a movement not more than 1 inch.
And not delay like 1 seconds
And it can’t detect little jogging so it makes you literally use all of your energy making your knees touch your chest as fast you can so you can just run.
it is super advanced and could very well do that, but you need a computer and custom software for it, i hacked mine to detect my movement in vr, and it works better than a vive tracker, it is super precise
Nick Ostrowski big brain move right there.
@@nickostrowski183 would you mind telling us how? Or maybe link a couple sources?
That guy Don Matrick single-handedly handed this generation to Sony
Literally, and they never recovered from it.
I have fond memories of the kinect, one time i was playing some 2d fighting game(can’t remember the name) and my dog stepped in front of the screen, the kinect picked him up and he appeared in the game, his body dealt damage to the enemies which made my family and I burst out in laughter
Lmao
That happy tail wagging that dogs do for even the minimum reason was throwing the best fighting combos, according to the Kinect.
“The patients condition is critical, what should we do now doctor?”
*Pulls out Kinect*
Stand back, I've logged 250 hours in Trauma Center for the Nintendo DS
It’s illegal to be this funny lol
"we need to defuse this bomb, what do we have?"
*Pulls out Kinect*
The future is a few years ago my friend
Patient:go to HE-BEE BEE BEEP BEEEEEP
If the Kinect had actually scanned that skateboard, that kid’s fingers would’ve shown up on the selection screen.
Damn you right
No because the ai know this is a skate
Boost Killer 1. no it doesn’t lmao and 2. the ai doesn’t know the design under his fingers, let alone that his fingers aren’t even part of the design
@@ian-hm6cx f off and shut up mr Stein
Kinect knows photoshop.
This is rocket science stuff
I'll never forget how mind blown this had me and thinking the future is here lmao.
I remember I had the Kinect and it was kinda cool - I basically thought of it as Xbox's Wii but I think it came too early, no one really knew what to do with the thing. I think if it came out today it could be an interesting thing.
The future will never be here. All you will ever have your entire life is right now
its that marketing music. the "steve jobs is saving the world" music apple likes
The future of fake marketing
You must of either be young or dumb
This is probably one of the biggest lies in gaming history. They were up on that stage just bullshitting us completely.
you believed it. That's how smart you are
If i saw my surgeon using a kinect to help with his procedures, i'm outta there...
The kinect is so precise that it freaks out because its just too good.
+Drobitsky Oren Yea XD i guess they realized how stupid it was and were like "Screw it. It's gonna sell millions anyway."
+Drobitsky Oren I have great suggestions for a slogan: "We are Microsoft. We developed windows 8." or "Did you like the kinect? Yeah, we neither." or "Xbox one. Because all of your friends have it."
+Drobitsky Oren I agree.
+Dan the Man | Funny Videos! Your dentist probably uses an Atari Jaguar
This is honestly still so incredibly difficult to watch. The secondhand embarrassment kills me.
Funfact that noone cares about: Germany actually has a word for secondhand embarrassment, it's called "fremdschämen"
universeClips Echt jetzt XD
Adam second hand embarrassment = cringeworthy. lmfao i love it
Adam The actors aren't cringing, though. They were probably well-compensated, perhaps they were even given an Xbox-plus-Kinect. Unless, of course, they were paid SAG scale - in that case, a couple hundred bucks isn't worth the embarrassment.
Adam you like that don't you? (4:15)
The most useful thing the Kinect did was allowing me to shout “XBOX OFF” into the mic to shut off all the echoey Kinect users’ Xboxes in a match
oh, wow you can control Elmo with the Kinect ok I'm bored what's next?.
@@SaraMorgan-ym6uenachos and a couple beers?
Bro imagine being kidnapped and hooked up to a bomb and the Navy Seals come in with a bomb removal unit, and they break out an Xbox 360 with a Kinect
I think I would rather go deigo go to heaven tahn wait for them to figure out how to save me.
I'd be relieved that my life was in good hands
When in doubt, use a Kinect
Reminds me of the it crowd with the bombs disposal robot.
“This fucking lag, bro”. 🤨
I'll never stop laughing at how they pretended you could play a violin with Kinect.
Yurumates I'll never stop laughing at how they pretended the Kinect could actually recognize simple gestures.
Yurumates I'll never stop laughing at the Kinect.
SladeBallard I'll never stop.
i'll never
Ill
16:05 - The way Geoff put that pencil-neck in his place was brutal. I love it.
Even if Kinect worked perfectly nobody would want to play like that for more than ten minutes
well duh I remember having it and besides it being a fun little novelty I got bored of it and went back to the controller even for watching movies on my xbox after about that much time maybe less.
Those E3 press conferences are even MORE cringeworthy now
I didn't think it was possible
+thesilentcontempt FIST BUMPP
+thesilentcontempt It honestly does make RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAACER look pretty tame
that giant black women literally kills me with the cringe
+Thomas Green I didn't see that as cringey I thought it was kinda cute, kids just being kids
+ekmad I miss modnation racers
Fucking hell, imagine using the kinect for a surgery...
Tribonez101 so many deaths...
Tribonez101
* in surgery *
doctor: we have to be extremely careful
* kinect glitches *
* heart rips out *
Surgeon simulator AE gives a demo of what'll happen
Imagine ISIS decaptations.
Now, level it up to 10 times.
This is the Kinect Surgery.
Is this... Osborne Cox?
I like how you can actually see the mess ups, when they regularly happen. You can't hide the faults with something interactive like that.
I don't think the kinect was a problem itself, but rather how they overhyped it making it seem like it was the best thing ever.
I think if they had just announced it off without hyping it so much and treated it as a secondary objective during gaming development, that people would have liked it more and given it time to improve over years come at the time.
Fucking marketers…
It was def the problem
It was mostly the fact that really didn’t work properly. Even if you have realistic expectations.
Buddy, welcome to the world of marketing. Businesses make money of Advertising and Announcing something making people buy your product is the key and they did a great job with it, microsoft was smart with the marketing stragety.
I do agree with part of what you're saying; they did overemphasize the "game-changing" nature and practicality of it. But there was also the issue of them trying to shoehorn it into so many features, throwaway titles, and franchises that its cons and defects became far more emphasized then it ever would be if it was just a gimmicky addon. How many of these major IPs (Mass Effect, Ghost Recon, Forza, etc.) were actually excited and waiting implement something of that kind into their games, verses being heavily encouraged (either monetarily, promotionally, or otherwise) by Microsoft to find a way of pushing the product?
And to top it off, it wasn't very good on the grander scheme. It had some charming and fun moments to it (if you didn't look too deeply into it), but anything relating to an "immersive" experience was either highly dysfunctional or just 50 percent playing itself.
It pisses me off so badly the amount of overexaggeration, false advertising, and straight up lying the gaming industry is allowed to do.
The kinect wasn’t broken if you know how to use it properly.
@@Sydney_Angelyt Yeah you're right. It wasn't broken.... IT WAS SHIT
*Microsoft is allowed to do
it's moslty because our law makers are old and don't know much about modern technologies
@@ramboj7924 Ubisoft etc do it too
Imagine going under anesthesia and the last thing you hear is your doctor saying, “shit red ring” while they’re using a kinect.
Big oof
only a select few of us will even develop a glimmer of understanding for this.
Downloads what’s the point here
@@thegibblypuff6218 yeah, sucks having to dumb down your comment to the point of mirroring others format and everything just to get likes. Better off posting intelligent jokes like this than doing that, youre doing a good job.
Downloads lmfaooooooooooo
The idea that this glorified motion sensor would be used in a surgical setting is bafflingly absurd
I owned a Kinect with the 360 and it was pretty cool with the few basic games it came with. From what I've heard now, Kinect is actually a really cheap way to get into motion capture with Python and such.
Probably the only few genuinely good thing about it
yeah, I had it to and I found it to be a novelty nothing more I still preferred controller over the Kinect to play with
I made my master thesis using Kinect's movement recognition.
The girl's gamerscore is about as legit as her acting.
Which one
Tiger thing tho
dtanobo
Got your comment as soon as that part came on.
Fart Tony and mic drop
@@jak1279 Every achievement is worth a gamerscore or something. It's just worthless points to say you're good at shit.
Oh god imagine how many lives would be lost if they used the Kinect for bomb defusing robots
Imagine soldiers using Kinect in Iraq using this shit to defuse bombs and Iraqis be like "WTF!!!"
Bad aim Sam
* defusing bomb *
* kinect spaz out *
* everybody dies *
Then you'll really see what's on the bottom of their shoe.
Even the Atari 2600 controller would be a better choice than a kinect
but if i had to choose a controller for bomb disarming, i would probably choose the steel battalion controller
MrHack4never That shit's awesome
Lol, just bought an old Xbox 360 Kinect with like 30 games for my 6 year old. Kinect Sports (bowling, mini games, etc.,) and adventures is awesome. He absolutely loves it.
Me too! It’s so much fun for us casual gamers! Have fun!
I mean, virtually anything is fun when you're 6. Kinda like saying you enjoyed something "with friends". Yeah, you can make watching paint dry fun if you're with the boys.
@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 have you messed with it?
@@CovenantLazarusIRL not sure I understand. Also, I keep the kids Xbox not connected to Xbox live as there is zero reason to have it connected.
@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 as opposed to him watching an IPAD or something, I like that he is active while it’s cold outside and sports activities are limited to indoor soccer and swimming. Some of the games on here have him getting a very nice workout.
Such a throwback lol, I remember being a little kid thinking this was gonna be the way things would be now but I'm so glad I couldn't afford it, I just watched on the side how bad it went
you liked it and you still want one
Imagine you get shot in the chest and get rushed down to the hospital your about to die your life flashes before your eyes there's only seconds left and the doctors whip out the kinect
Why the hell would I want to imagine that?
@@queenpurple8433 it's a joke because they really think that doctors would use the kinect in surgery
Boneless bananna and then you wake up and the doctors are in there playing COD zombies preferably BO2 zombies
@@nutmeg9005 it's kind of funny actually... XD
just turn off my fuckin life support bro
Microsoft forgot the Xbox was a video game console and they tried to make it into an "everything box" while still trying to convince people it was a video game console.
Blackman Whitesuit It's still evident with the Xbox one
always been rather shitty anyway overall
hopefully they learned their lesson and project scorpio has alot more exclusives than the one
Chris Rocks Phill Spencer wasn't in charge back then now he is, he has done an amazing job so far.
Devin totally agree, i'm glad he's in charge now
Imagine, being on the your hospital bed and before they put you on anesthesia you see an xbox kinect.
16:12 that smile from Jeff is so telling. You can tell he’s thinking “oh I bet he already regrets saying that”
I imagine every actor after finishing up on stage, they went back stage and said "fucking tough crowd," and smoked a cigarette. Even the kids.
The kids just popped a stogie and said “man what a rough day”
At that day, children below 10 grew a beard already with hollow eyes from the hard work and developed crippling depression
_“Man this crowd is a hard sell, gotta shill harder”_
Especially the kids.
ESPECIALLY the kids.
Has anyone ever used a fucking Kinect to play the violin?
KaiUchiha15 how is that even supposed to work
It won't work. I've played the violin for quite some time and I can tell you air violin is just for fun and absolutely worthless if you're trying to make progress. Even a desk is better than air if you're practicing vibrato.
KaiUchiha15 I think the better question is: has anyone used a kinect to perform surgery?
KaiUchiha15 500th like
Aye lmao We hope not
Remember when the Ghost Adventures crew used a Kinect to "prove" ghosts were "real"?
u a real one for that xD
"You see what she did this wasn't acting, she reached down for those goggles!"
The Crowd Goes Wild!!!!
I completely forgot this thing ever existed in the first place until I came across this video again after so many years, looking at this is already making me feel old since it feels like it was ages ago
I like how when he’s pretending to play Jedi the character does everything before he does
It's cause high ping
@@ImRafaelPL negative ping.
He practiced it for so long
I cringed so hard on the kinectimals acting
@@ImRafaelPL - 400 ping, it´s before he does, not after.
Imagine you were about to get an operation and the last thing you saw before going down under is that the surgeons were using Kinect
David Savage No no let me Use my gun no Need för you
*kinect loses calibration*
RIP!
CANT BREATHE
David Savage A dead man
I remember getting it during Black Friday 2010. I will admit, I was blown away during the project Natal stage. Played it throughout 2011, and now in 2023, it sits in it's original box in the garage. LoL
I remember the first time I entered a lobby in MW2 and someone had their connect on so it was acting like their mic. It was echoing and sounded like trash. The gamer proceeded to get told my everyone on their team to “shut that sh*t off!” Lol
Imagine walking into a surgery and seeing a kinect bolted to the wall.
The technology in Kinect can actually be useful for the medical field, as for gaming ....no
😂😂😂😂😂
@@domini384 until the kinect delay is the cause for an unfortunate patients death during intense surgery.
“Damnit the kinect isn’t responding man, how do we find the scalpel we left in this guys chest cavity?”
"Hey doc how are you gonna remove the tumor in my head with a video game system?"
Man im about to see my grandma
I’ll never stop laughing about how, for the Star Wars game, they pretended a cutscene was actual gameplay.
literally the whole thing was fake lmfai
Yeah, essentially at 1:53 where the character on screen moves before the acter.
fucking lie
Cringe
Bruh ...😂😂
I remember I was playing Borderlands 2 with a friend online and he had a few other friends over. Kept trying to get Vermivorous to summon (very low chance of happening). Finally did it and were fighting, boss was nearly dead. One of our other friends starts saying “Xbox off” over and over, friend disconnects.
He managed to get the kinect to turn off the Xbox right before we killed the boss that took us nearly an hour to spawn
Wow, that's awful. Also, funny to see in a poor design.
The adults playing the cutscenes probably sold their sold to the devil
“The controller is a barrier”. Said no one ever.
I guess it is for people who don't play videogames.
Hmmm I wonder if I saw this on the internet
But if I didn't see it on the internet then we're am I
Funny coming from ex-EA employee.
Lol right?! Of all the consoles I owned, the controller was never a complaint.
for shooters it is , but thats why we have mice
"It's not about reinventing the wheel, it's about no wheel at all."
And just like a car without wheels, it got nowhere.
DAMNNNNN
😄😄😄 burned
canned 9's legit sounds like Daenerys dialogue in Game of Thrones 😂 “im not gonna stop the wheel, im going to break the wheel”
@@zahtmi >reddit
never speak to me again
Xbox:BEEE BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP
The one cool thing about Kinect is that it can be used in engineering things. I've seen companies use them to help instruct employees what parts to assemble on and assembly line as well as the channel "Stuff Made Here" has used it before.
Yep, I've used it for vision in a robot.
It's a camera and software.
@@danielhayes3607 , it actually performs depth mapping by an infrared grid projection and calculating depth by distortion. The visible camera is only a portion of it. Though, these days LiDAR has become cheap enough, that may be the go to.
We used it in college to make a 3D model for a car we were racing and 3D printed the model to be tested in a wind tunnel before and after we made mods.
not gonna lie, the beginning video with Where Is My Mind playing kinda made me smile, too bad it was built on false promises
also i laughed so hard when that heartwarming intro was interrupted with the avatar shoe thing
Those adults pretending to play on stage is literally the definition of selling your soul
😂😂🤣🤣
god damn rigth
welllll...
imagine getting a great job in video game industry and then some cocksucker CEO tells you "Okay Josh tomorrow you dance on stage in front of millions of people or you're fired"
you don't really have a choice.
@@Alixdkari lmao
I genuinely wonder how long they practiced it before hopping on stage
How the fuck did they imagine someone would play an instrument with a kinect? What a complete lack of understanding of how tactile playing an instrument is.
Alistair Henderson they tried to copy WiiMusic
Alistair Henderson It's called marketing!
They are trying to sell one of the worst products of all time, they need to lie, not create.
Norman No Man's Sky
Alistair Henderson ok
Alistair Henderson guitar hero
What blows my mind looking back on that generation is how the fuck were they allowed to get away with this? Isn't this super, super illegal?
i will say this: i have used sample apps for the windows kinect sdk, and it is honestly very surprising what the kinect can do. there are even examples of gestures that would only be implemented on the xbox one, all using a 360 kinect. so i’d say that the camera itself was very impressive. i think the main thing was that developers for the 360 tried to use it in ways it wasn’t designed to do. and then of course the xbox one kinect came around, bundled with the console, and no one wanted it.
Exactly. You break into one and there's tons of cool stuff that works. It's better if you can do some software work to one but stock hooking one to a PC is pretty cool if you like playing with electronics
imagine you are about to have brain surgery an the surgeon busts out an xbox kinect
That's almost as crazy as the amount of times I've seen this same comment dating back years. Hope you get your likes
@@ajwtube Okay but like who really cares? Most people will see this comment laugh and move on, it's not that deep
Id just get up and leave, open head and all
@@follilolli5648 unoriginal people suck, it doesn't have to be deep.
"Xbox, Record That"
“Kinect scan my skateboard” covers half of it with his hands and it still comes out perfect
@Matthew Singer this ain’t for skaters buddy lol
Not only could it not work in 3rd party apps like they advertised, it didn’t work in games it was designed to work with
You can see that theres some timong gap between his moves and the television, which means he is only playingback a video, not playing a video game.
@Matthew Singer most skateboarders I knew had an Xbox 360 though. They would play Tony hawk games too.
@Matthew Singer it's not dumb to make fat greasy gamers think that actual athletes would want to use a kinect
After all these years, this video is still the best thing about Kinect. It was all worth it for the rewatch value this video provides.
I remember when I was little, I played kinect adventures with my cousins when they came to visit. Not knowing a thing about the backstory of the little camera that sometimes disconnect for some reason (that camera survived 11 years and it still works today)
Could ya imagine if your teacher said "Alright kids we're gonna take a test on DNA structure" and she pulls out a kinect.
Stunt Miner That teacher would be lit af.
XboxStation SwitchU How?
or opens an interactive website that models the structure of dna in 3d on a computer for free
3 hour later she say ¨take it easy kids i will get it working.
Teacher would accidentally slap a little kid in the process probably.
Ah the late 2000's when EVERY console wanted to be the wii
Even Sony did it with PlayStation Move
@@henningmx2114 Really?....honestly I that it was a Wiimote with a disco ball
HenMrtz X8 At least the Sony version performed better and wasn’t advertised under a 100% bullshit premise.
The late 2000s is just under a thousand years away from now
TheGhostKidney7 no kid, nice try
Ironically, the only reason my parents would let me have a video game console when I was 9, was because the Kinect would allow me to be active while playing.
If your neurosurgeon busts out a Kinect you simply have to make peace with the fact that you’re about to die.
“Sir he died trying to diffuse a bomb with a Kinect controlled robot”
"Poor bastard got the red ring"
“20 dead after Kinect prototype failure.”
“Don’t worry we can still save him with the Kinect operating surgeon!”
Funny, predator drones are actually controlled with 360 controllers
@@nagiaoe2434 Typical, nobody thinks about the disabled. What if I had chronic arthritis? How am I supposed to drone strike a school if I'm physically unable to hold a controller? The military need to get with the times, it's frankly disgusting how they treat the lesser abled when it comes to using predator drones
Cause thats how I wanna play a tactical 3rd person shooter, opening and closing my hand
haha
who during development for that looked at that gesture and was like "yes that looks natural"
srsly tho imagine yourself taking years to line up a shot
ClassicGameFire Just a kind reminder to all toy enthusiasts Mike Mozart is back. Cue star wars xbox dancing game music.
Imagine playing R6S with the Kinect, leaning and proning will give you unbearable cramps for hours
i had a kinect when i was 9, kinect sports and adventures was a hit whenever i had friends over. as i got older i got into dead rising and minecraft. much love for the xbox bc of this even in my adult years. still an avid xbox user. all bc my mom thought the kinect might be fun. idk. it worked 🤷🏼♀️
We had so much fun in our house with the Kinect for years. I was even surprised when I started hearing that it was a flop. Everyone in our house loved playing with it. It was seriously the most fun I’ve ever had playing video games with a group of people. I think the mistake was Microsoft set the expectations way too high.
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me and my family really liked dance central and we all bonded over it but after christmas the xbox went back in my room and there really wasnt much i could do with it in that small space :(
Same here. Met plenty of other kids online to play Kinect with or did bowling with my grandparents. It was pretty fun.
Bro same Kinect was cool as fuck, I played Kinect adventures with my sisters and parents, that blue puppet cowboy guy, a superhero game with cool ass fights, and a mediocre harry Potter game.
I also think that Kinect was good for people who weren't really watching the announcements etc about it.
@@Tubuxisgo be miserable by urself
"DOCTOR, THE PATIENT IS DYING!!!"
"One second, need to reconnect with Xbox live"
_/\__/\__/\__________________
We lost him doctor
Family: How did you lost him?
Doctor: We forgot to connect the WiFi
The doctor scene in the trailer was so outrageous like imagine dying of bloodloss and your fucking doctor can’t do shit because he’s too busy fixing the kinect
Edit: NEVER-FUCKING-MIND THERES A BOMB DEFUSING SCENE
We need strong WiFi for this surgery
Doctor:
Shit I forgot the password
"What Microsoft is doing is not about reinventing the wheel... it's about no wheel at all"
Forgot about that golden line
A Rt It is.
I saw this comment exactly when he said it
What's that a reference to?
makes me wonder these ppl run the business
Fucking westorosis
I have a Kinect didn't know there were 17 games total, let alone 17 on the release date! I feel like they almost nailed it but may have jumped the gun and released it before working out all the bugs! It works well for finding Ghost!
True. They actually managed to create a ghost detector without knowing 😂
Yeah, that's what over marketing and hype does.
Only 17? What a failure.
Konami made a rythm dance game with this thing included on arcades, pretty cool and real accurate.
I bet they upgraded the Kinect sensors inside the arcade machine.
I don't think they released this arcade outside Japan.
you saw this shit and got excited
I'm your 100th liker here & bye.
5:19 NO DOUBT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️
"This wasn't acted..."
"SKiTleS, thAtS eNOUgh! HEhehEHEhehE."
"That tickles"
Cringe x100
“Oh no!”
Dramatic look
“CAPTAIN HOOK!”
Yep, totally not scripted!”
@@MrCrackerJack420 And I like how on that game specifically, the game ended abruptly at the end. As if the kids weren't even playing and just acted that they were playing recorded footage.
@Coder boi Fist Bump!
Can we please never get children on stage in E3 anymore? It's one of the most cringeworthy stuff I've ever seen.
2023 edit: RIP E3. Such a shame, always looked forward to it each year :(
pikachu896 Couldn't agree more. It was terrible and i know they're kids but still
Wholeheartedly agree. That was painful to observe.
pikachu896 "Watch out , a waterfall!"
Big Boss Oh no captain hook
"Whoa"
The editing in this was perfect lol
My favorite part is when the guy is imitating the lightsaber combat and near the end is too slow compared to what’s happening on screen
*goes into surgery*
"Xbox open up patient cardiovascular layout"
Me: oh dear
Guess I'll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lol
Dr. Snowman lol 😂
*KINECT RIPS PATIENT'S HEART OUT*
*stabs the patient with a drill
I can honestly say, I've NEVER wondered what the bottom of an avatars shoe looked like.
bobdole461 Speak for yourself
Well BAM there it is.
Liberal Decay >every separate vertebrae of the avatar’s spine twists spirally to the left as its leg shatters itself
I have more often than not wondered what's inside the head of those developers.
David it’s a lot of white noise with, if you listen carefully enough, faint voices whispering in Latin
LOL. The shots at the end with the song are just perfect. It's like Kinect released and achieved world peace and the only thing we could all do across the world is dance....
I remember seeing this demonstrated at a windows store once and it created an avatar of me. It was uncanny and put me off having any camera on my computer or console.
It’s honestly disgusting how flagrantly pre-scripted all the “gameplay” presentations are!
oH No, cApTaIn HoOk!
OK SKitLeS thAts eNoUGH
Right? When i go to a microsoft event, the last thing i expect to see there is a bad child acting performance.
That first Star Wars one was the biggest lie of them all though.
Especially the Star Wars
This is so painful to watch, I hope all those actors get a paycheck large enough to cover the funeral expenses for the part of them that clearly died during the performance
;D
Oh my goodness. Did you have to go in that hard? Lmfaoo
They probably didnt
BIG OOF
😂
As a kid, I have really fond memories of that era of Xbox. I remember playing games like Dance Central with my sister and watching my parents have a go at Kinect Adventures. Sure it was janky sometimes, but me and my family tried to make the most of it.
That's why we really hate it. People who enjoyed it had families and friends.
I remember having the camera for PS2 and it sort of worked. I imagine the Kinect would be about 30% better.
I can’t even imagine just sitting in the hospital about to go under surgery. And the surgeon just whips out a Kinect ands like, “alright let’s get started”
my fight or flight would kick in faster than it ever has
"Just kill me rn doc"
You’d die before that thing even turned on. The doctor would still be setting it up and attempting to get it to sync and work while the patient would be a skeleton.
Red ring-o- death
@@pnoyd3132 *we need another kinect stat! This man is dying*
That first ad is still probably the most pretentious and misleading commercial I've ever seen.
Not as bad as the Fyre Festival trailer my dude
*in life or death situation, defusing a bomb*
*using a fucking Kinect*
Every time I re-watch this, the feeling I get is a reminder that cringe is a very real feeling.
The moment I see a surgeon use a Kinect I'm blowing up the hospital
I wonder if anyone actually fell for the actor mimicking a Star Wars video and pretending he’s doing it
Me..
@@wavestrider2160
read my comment
Me too...
Eh, even my non-gamer family can see through it lol
My kid sister fell for it tho
At the beginning i fell for it, until the character on the screen looked over his shoulder at the Ship in front of him, when the actual player hasn't even moved from the previous pose
"stick to 360 if you cant connect online"
that right there is the moment he lost his job
allfire666 ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Thank god he did he ruined the Xbox brand.
that's the reason I stopped supporting the xbox
ANEX me too. I had had an original Xbox and an Xbox 360 beforehand but when I saw that mess of a reveal then I knew that Sony would be the more reliable choice.
Televised Water Polo Honestly I think PlayStation is equally as bad, plus their community is filled with toxic 30 year olds and 6 year olds making a sour combination. Although it has nothing to do with mg argument I grew up with PlayStation, had an Xbox 360(and currently have a One) as well as built a PC this year.
that clip with the kid pretending to be licked by the virtual animal still makes my skin crawl.
The thought that a professional surgeon would use a $200 gaming console accessory from 2010 for work is both hilarious and horrifying.