Evolve hype to dead playerbase

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  • Опубликовано: 18 фев 2016
  • Lot of hype and praise at E3 with huge marketing budget and esport. Despite such a low player population, president of Take-Two stated that Evolve has achieved an “incredibly successful" launch with 2.5 million copies sold worldwide in 2015. Evolve went free-to-play on PC a year later.
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @maybenah
    @maybenah 7 лет назад +2060

    how do i get a game company to pay me to lie for them?

    • @favkisnexerade
      @favkisnexerade 7 лет назад +38

      Easy, just make one by your self. People are very, very stupid. They are just cows that you can milk for money. Just look percentage of people with consoles. :) Or all this AAA products with thousands of dollars budget. They all suck. Cause, again, peopel are THAT stupid.

    • @pigbenis7925
      @pigbenis7925 7 лет назад +9

      Anf make a RUclips channel about cod games, and the reptilian shapeshifters from Activision will recruit you to their moon base. but the catch is you need to say good things about their game, and pray to the owl god

    • @DanielAvelan
      @DanielAvelan 7 лет назад

      I don't know why they would hire anyone, it's really easy.

    • @NoodlesTheSpoopyOne
      @NoodlesTheSpoopyOne 7 лет назад +2

      how is a pc cheap

    • @XXLKnowitallXXX
      @XXLKnowitallXXX 7 лет назад +1

      Anf if someone would throw me 30 grand to lie in an interview bet your ass I would.. no wonder our country lacks integrity lol

  • @AFlyingTaco1
    @AFlyingTaco1 7 лет назад +3332

    0:47 The fuck? That was the most staged, read-off-the-script shit I have ever heard.

    • @loyal-tf-fan
      @loyal-tf-fan 7 лет назад +459

      AFlyingTaco1 the best part is the girl in the middle reaction.

    • @danielmaiermusic94
      @danielmaiermusic94 7 лет назад +251

      Holy shit.. That's Elyse.. She's on the channel Funhaus right now.

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos 7 лет назад +189

      Daniel Maier the look on elyse's says she wants to say something to bring people back to reality

    • @SlamdogX
      @SlamdogX 7 лет назад +14

      She worked at GameTrailers for years before she came to Funhaus.

    • @Miztacole
      @Miztacole 7 лет назад +4

      Exactly what I was thinking.

  • @FitzFingers
    @FitzFingers 8 месяцев назад +945

    “This is a gamer’s game”
    “This is a reader’s book”
    “This is an eater’s meal”

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales 8 месяцев назад +83

      “This is a driver’s car”

    • @heckaboo
      @heckaboo 8 месяцев назад +73

      "This is a sleeper's bed"

    • @wyitzyk
      @wyitzyk 8 месяцев назад +21

      Swear all of that shit in the beginning is so trite it hurts

    • @AZOMBIERYO
      @AZOMBIERYO 7 месяцев назад +33

      "This is a coomer's porn"

    • @IloveJellow
      @IloveJellow 7 месяцев назад +22

      "This is a Artist's Art"

  • @spacegoose2989
    @spacegoose2989 2 года назад +3088

    honestly the words "By the creators of L4D" now currently means nothing
    Left 4 Dead is big proof that Valve can incredibly improve a game as long they have the final say on what goes

    • @ThomasH7
      @ThomasH7 2 года назад +331

      Crowbat did a video about back4blood. I think it was like 7 people from the 100+ team that made L4D lol. It's such a joke.

    • @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985
      @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985 2 года назад +62

      On the rare occasion valve makes a game they are nearly always amazing

    • @andythestrongestavenger7688
      @andythestrongestavenger7688 2 года назад +91

      Valve games are amazing and unique asf. Till this days they're still the monuments in their own genres and barely anyone can replicate their charm.

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 2 года назад +21

      aalso the dev team of l4d2 is 170 poeple and 7 of them are from turtule rock studios ,the rest are all valve's

    • @Zenith_697
      @Zenith_697 2 года назад +40

      @@lazy5373 well valve doesn't want to make mediocre games and it's the reason why they have cancelled a ton of shit, besides they already helped us by having steam and discounts so that we don't have to download games in browser which probably has virus in it and as for the discounts they have it every day and not to have to pay for a ridiculous amount of price

  • @nineball4544
    @nineball4544 7 лет назад +5127

    And now İts free to play.
    What a Shocker.

    • @JAKX091
      @JAKX091 7 лет назад +150

      Bit too late to put that out since nobody's playing it lol.

    • @mekklord
      @mekklord 7 лет назад +210

      Is it? I didn't even notice lmao

    • @xLeandroIX
      @xLeandroIX 7 лет назад +72

      And still a chasing game now with overpowered monsters

    • @wizzieable
      @wizzieable 7 лет назад +7

      +Leaniv lol no its balanced

    • @kugelblitz1918
      @kugelblitz1918 7 лет назад +73

      You kidding, right? I've seen a streamer whose gameplay skills are average at best go for 12 consecutive victories as monsters, with shit like killing hunters on lvl 1, winning as the spider monster despite playing as her for the first time and not knowing anything, and generally fucking around. And no, the influx of new players after F2P switch does not explain that - because he himself hadn't played since release. Balanced as fuck.

  • @volkov4608
    @volkov4608 7 лет назад +3145

    Guy at the end's nostrils holy shit

    • @argenys8
      @argenys8 7 лет назад +251

      holy fuck it looks like it hurts

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 лет назад +64

      I *know*.

    • @shopkeepertravis1972
      @shopkeepertravis1972 7 лет назад +47

      Joseph Goebbels Also his nasty unkept scraggly hobo beard.

    • @Djeveldyrker
      @Djeveldyrker 7 лет назад +101

      HOLY, excuse me, SHHIT

    • @koolerpure
      @koolerpure 7 лет назад +131

      that guy can smell you a mile away, holy fuck

  • @a-vcables
    @a-vcables Год назад +124

    "It's not even good DLC! It's not even good cosmetic skins. Look at this shit, they didn't put EFFORT into it!"
    An omen that cuts me deep

  • @wevegottrouble5891
    @wevegottrouble5891 2 года назад +440

    "From the creators of Left 4 Dead" really is becoming a meme at this point.
    More accurately, they should say "From 7 of the 184 Developers that worked on Left 4 Dead", but I guess that just wouldn't be as strong of a selling point, hm?

    • @Gungho73
      @Gungho73 Год назад +4

      "From the team that brought you Bioshock Infinite" is the one I always think of. It bothers me so much.

  • @ParagonDerp
    @ParagonDerp 8 лет назад +3471

    I completely forgot about this game.

    • @Triac81
      @Triac81 8 лет назад +11

      When did this come out again?

    • @MDksa123
      @MDksa123 8 лет назад +25

      +donitaruga BONZIE BUDDY

    • @imthecatman4999
      @imthecatman4999 8 лет назад

      +Triac1 February of last year.

    • @MihkelMacaroni
      @MihkelMacaroni 8 лет назад +15

      +Not Like This JOEL? JOEL, HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING MIDIS AGAIN JOEL?

    • @ParagonDerp
      @ParagonDerp 8 лет назад +7

      ***** Can't, I'm dead.

  • @chpdip94
    @chpdip94 7 лет назад +5082

    "you want to give me a gun that's painted blue and charge me TWO DOLLARS?"
    csgo in a nutshell

    • @jabronii
      @jabronii 7 лет назад +285

      no they charge you $2.50 for a chance at glory but usually shit. charging $2 for pure shit is much worse.

    • @iamlordeyayaya4976
      @iamlordeyayaya4976 7 лет назад +133

      I hate CS:GO skins. 90% of them makes the weapons look like a fucking 12 year old kids paintballgun. And they are making most of their money off of the same kind of people who abuse slot machines and such, those who pay the small amount necessary for a case key over and over again. Before they know it, they've spent thousands of dollars hoping to get a skin that you can then sell to someone else BUT the money goes on your Steam wallet AND Steam claims part of the transaction as a "fee". Fucking greedy assholes, charging a fee when the money just goes back into their pockets no matter what...

    • @ehsign5567
      @ehsign5567 7 лет назад +33

      im no csgo player, but you can sell your csgo guns and buy other things, even video games, but you can't sell your evolve gun

    • @ehsign5567
      @ehsign5567 7 лет назад +5

      I mean it's still something you can sell

    • @bunnyfreakz
      @bunnyfreakz 7 лет назад +16

      So don't use and buy it. Simple as that, use a freedom for your liking
      Beside Evolve was $60 at first place, $2 for another half assed skin is not unacceptable

  • @joeridgeway8400
    @joeridgeway8400 11 месяцев назад +109

    "Do you think its worth 60 dollars?"
    "Yeah... I d- I do."
    He can't even convince himself

    • @frostyorb
      @frostyorb Месяц назад +6

      Guy should have lost his job right then and there

  • @Mirokuofnite
    @Mirokuofnite 2 года назад +162

    I remember not long ago all the shills and consumers were going "OMG! Back 4 Blood will be the L4D sequel we want!" and I kept saying "Hey, remember Evolve the game made by the same studio that was dead three months after launch and all the shills said it was the spiritual sequel to L4D?"

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 4 месяца назад

      It's amazing how HAPPILY stupid everyone is. Bunch of mindless sheep.

  • @johndemesa5196
    @johndemesa5196 3 года назад +9395

    I don't know if anyone saw that review at 3:10
    "putting the controller on my nuts while it vibrates is the most exciting thing I get out of this game"
    That was Hilarious.

    • @yassinghareeb5761
      @yassinghareeb5761 3 года назад +340

      Feels both weird and damn genius lmfao

    • @michaelscott-joynt3215
      @michaelscott-joynt3215 3 года назад +254

      The only thing I hate about Steam reviews are the people with hundreds of hours played, complaining about a lack of content and overpriced DLC, which they clearly bought. I did 100% on Final Fantasy X back in the day, and that was 120 hours, with insanely challenging end-game side-content. Yet 3:11 here's a guy with 600+ hours on this POS saying it's fun but there's nothing to do. Like they sound bitter for even liking the game once everyone buries it, and they join in because they ate the crap sandwich for months.

    • @guruhd03
      @guruhd03 3 года назад +9

      Lmaooo 💀😂

    • @michaelscott-joynt3215
      @michaelscott-joynt3215 3 года назад +25

      @Edgar Friendly Using your AFK ratio, he's played 120 of 600 hours, more than you played your game, and as long as I played through one of the longest RPGs I've ever completed. On a game he doesn't recommend to anyone. On a game with very little to do. Seriously?

    • @ivan3man
      @ivan3man 3 года назад +23

      I don't know but Yes? Why his time in the game should affect total score? Like, people complain when gamers write reviews without buying the game, people complain when gamers write reviews with too little time in the game, now there is too much time in the game apparently? Maybe people just have to realize that anyone has a right to say “this game is shit”? He could’ve just run across the map for 600 hours because he had no money for any other game, or good pc for other games, or because he was mentally ill or any other personal reason etc, but in the end he sees game as shit. I’ve played some games so long that I either grew up out of them or they turned to shit by devs so I actually saw them as shit and downvoted them, some I played for so long just because of other people who liked it, and still I wouldn’t recommend the game

  • @cximines
    @cximines 3 года назад +13899

    "This is a gamers game"
    Ah yes, this ground is made of floor.

    • @SauROnmiKE
      @SauROnmiKE 3 года назад +73

      @USSF - United States Space Force So floor, much wow

    • @zealot777
      @zealot777 3 года назад +53

      This gound is a gounder's ground.

    • @lukebater-watson1781
      @lukebater-watson1781 3 года назад

      lmfao

    • @dorkfishie8923
      @dorkfishie8923 3 года назад +10

      *The floor is made out of floor

    • @pseudophori6541
      @pseudophori6541 3 года назад +2

      Obadiah Guyman lol not really, because the statement is redundant regardless of the speaker’s or anyone else’s personal mileage on what counts as a game. (if someone considers a visual novel to be a game, they will call someone who plays them a gamer)

  • @DerpASherpa117
    @DerpASherpa117 Год назад +38

    "From the creators of [good game] comes [bad game] that we're trying to aggressively market to you before you realize the grift."

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 3 месяца назад +2

      Fake creators. Turtle rock conteibuted almost nothing, VALVE carried hard

  • @cadeniguess6333
    @cadeniguess6333 Год назад +256

    This channel is a archive of long forgotten gaming failures and I love it

  • @fighttheclock3152
    @fighttheclock3152 7 лет назад +9032

    "Putting the controller on my nuts as it vibrates is the most satisfying thing I get out of this game" - reviewer

    • @Elinzar
      @Elinzar 7 лет назад +824

      a better review than ign entire career

    • @ivanhernandez8070
      @ivanhernandez8070 7 лет назад +173

      Fight The Clock this is perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever read.

    • @violet5188
      @violet5188 7 лет назад +87

      Fight The Clock That's pretty gay

    • @anthonygill3261
      @anthonygill3261 6 лет назад +97

      Ace Abe my god. That is the LEAST gay thing you could say. That's not a joke

    • @c0nquadr0
      @c0nquadr0 6 лет назад +85

      Fight The Clock ive tried it once. cant blame him.

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 6 лет назад +7734

    0:48 Oblivion NPC dialogue

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 6 лет назад +749

      7/10, not enough insults, followed by "Good day!"

    • @zamaskowany12
      @zamaskowany12 6 лет назад +372

      Be seeing you

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 6 лет назад +88

      Jake Branthe Y E S

    • @Kris-ko4fu
      @Kris-ko4fu 6 лет назад +245

      "See you later , Breton trash!"

    • @willre00
      @willre00 6 лет назад +130

      Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I’ve grown up with video games and I really do love them but the community is so cringey so often lmao

  • @doomslayer8641
    @doomslayer8641 2 года назад +103

    People have use the phrase “dead/dying game” incorrectly all the time. But in this case here, Evolve is ACTUALLY a “dead game”, because there IS actual proof that the player count went down (steam charts), and the game has shut down its servers after nobody is playing this game anymore.

    • @igorz4582
      @igorz4582 2 года назад +19

      dead game just refers to any game with a very low player count,and considering most mp games fail to have a stable community it's not that rare to see that term used

    • @doomslayer8641
      @doomslayer8641 2 года назад +2

      @@igorz4582 Well it’s true that “dead game” means that a player count for a game is very low (Dying Light: Bad Blood, Lawbreakers, Battleborne, Battlefield 2042, and The Culling 2), I’ve seen a lot of people use this phrase incorrectly and spread lies about a game being “dead” or “dying”.
      For example, people are saying that Fortnite is a “dying/dead game” just because they look at the Google Trends charts (even though the Google Trends chart is just a bullshit source to prove that a game is “dead/dying” because Google Trends has absolutely nothing to do with player counts at all and it only has to do with how many times people search that word up on Google), but in reality Fortnite is not a dead game, the game has millions of people still playing it to this day, it was the most played game/most downloaded game on PlayStation on November and December 2021, and when chapter 3 season 1 came out, Fortnite on Twitter said that there launch for chapter 3 season 1 had “the most players they have ever seen at a launch of a season.”

    • @igorz4582
      @igorz4582 2 года назад +8

      @@doomslayer8641 that's just kids using hyperbole,the games appear dead to them because they're sick of them and are under the impression they somehow fell off lol

  • @davidos3825
    @davidos3825 11 месяцев назад +17

    ‘Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.’

  • @the_terrorizer
    @the_terrorizer 3 года назад +3989

    “A GAMER’S GAME”
    “MAKES YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU BECAME A GAMER”
    It’s shit like that that I avoid these days

    • @splashydiamond
      @splashydiamond 3 года назад +113

      Gamer💀

    • @emdieless3407
      @emdieless3407 3 года назад +355

      Hearing gamer makes me cringe.

    • @Swisswindow
      @Swisswindow 3 года назад +124

      Im such a GAMER

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 3 года назад +73

      No wonder gamers are the most oppresssed society lol.

    • @oscarriveraabal9390
      @oscarriveraabal9390 3 года назад +59

      Why i hate the word gamer and people that call themselves that, just feels so cringy

  • @thebigchungus4515
    @thebigchungus4515 4 года назад +28149

    I legitimately forgot this game was even a thing.

    • @marcelkuhn9909
      @marcelkuhn9909 4 года назад +164

      Same

    • @devilsasscrack2354
      @devilsasscrack2354 4 года назад +368

      I was actually thinking of buying this soon but after looking into it for just 10 minutes of reviews on RUclips I changed my mind lmao

    • @KalilIllinois
      @KalilIllinois 4 года назад +62

      I didn't even receive the memo about this game at all

    • @KROGANLovesKittensAndPuppies
      @KROGANLovesKittensAndPuppies 4 года назад +128

      Never heard of it until i clicked on this video just now. Disappointing its the same ppl who made l4d.

    • @puncake0
      @puncake0 4 года назад +3

      Same

  • @pedromoreira6218
    @pedromoreira6218 Год назад +26

    "This is a Gamers Game" that is definitly one of the quotes of all time

  • @pravaszakhah3239
    @pravaszakhah3239 Год назад +45

    I love these videos because they, without any needed voice over or unnecessary chatter uses all the established videos to tell the narrative. It's really cool and I love it. :D

  • @Exponential_Entropy
    @Exponential_Entropy 7 лет назад +2780

    0:48 'Damn I love playing that game! ...I know it's so much fun!'
    It seems that the two didn't know what the producer meant by 'try not to act like you're being held hostage'

    • @teamlumai7057
      @teamlumai7057 6 лет назад +129

      Wut... wut are we speaking about, again ? Uh yeah, e...evolve... Yeah so much fun. (said the guy who had never played the game before)

    • @Jeff_denHartog
      @Jeff_denHartog 6 лет назад +152

      Oblivion NPC dialogue in a nutshell

    • @Krosis_
      @Krosis_ 6 лет назад +6

      Jeigo Lim its like that advertisement with that asian couple

    • @binary1123
      @binary1123 6 лет назад +37

      Even Elyse looks at them like "yea right, fucking sellouts"

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 6 лет назад +29

      Yikes, that women is ACTING. And her acting was almost as bad as 'Noh I deed naht hit her!!

  • @mistawadeofficial1401
    @mistawadeofficial1401 4 года назад +30196

    I almost bought this game, then the GameStop dude stopped me and told me it was a dead game, and not to waste my money. Nice dude.
    Edit: A lot of people are saying that this didn’t happen. It did happen, but it’s disappointing to hear that people don’t believe there’s kind people out there who care more about others even more than their job. I suppose, more than that, there are a lot of liars on the internet that make up stories. Unfortunately, that almost prevents me from sharing mine.

    • @iloveanothermanswives4278
      @iloveanothermanswives4278 4 года назад +3397

      Not all heroes wear cape

    • @dollarstorethriftshop99
      @dollarstorethriftshop99 4 года назад +570

      Why would they still sell it if the game is totally done for?

    • @diknmuhbutt2735
      @diknmuhbutt2735 4 года назад +2645

      @@dollarstorethriftshop99 gamestop holds onto games traded in over a decade ago and still sells them for $40+. Corporate don't give a shit. That hero could've lost his job if his manager caught wind of the interaction

    • @Armadurapersonal
      @Armadurapersonal 4 года назад +676

      Lol same, I wanted to buy cod ghosts but the dude told me don't buy that shit, its crap. Got mw3 instead.

    • @valdbagina2273
      @valdbagina2273 4 года назад +58

      Yeah but why do people lie tho?

  • @GorranTv
    @GorranTv Год назад +21

    "$130 worth of dlc content".. Imagine how that was considered crazy back in the day, the gaming market have really fell down a cliff at this point

    • @Burnthealphabetpeople
      @Burnthealphabetpeople 7 месяцев назад

      Happens with everything overtime

    • @SidewaysGts
      @SidewaysGts 7 месяцев назад +1

      "$130 worth of dlc content"
      The amusing thing is that value is a bit misleading.
      That number came from adding EVERY single thing available in the store up.
      Problem is that doubled and tripled up on many things. Like hunter 1, 2, 3 and 4 might each have a "blue gun skin". But then a package would offer all 4 of those blue skins in a combined package. Or there were packages that had *multiple* of those packages, "Get all the colors at once for even more discount!".
      So on one hand ya, there was a lot of things- On the other, not as much as people thought initially because of misleading statements.

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 2 месяца назад

      Only anime games can get away with that if they have bikini armor.

  • @isthisajojoreference9918
    @isthisajojoreference9918 2 месяца назад +8

    Who's here after a $2 gun skin nowadays is considered cheap and a good deal

  • @sidewinder9107
    @sidewinder9107 3 года назад +8331

    "it's a gamers game"
    Aren't all games gamers games?
    "It's an eaters food, makes you remember why you became an eater"

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 3 года назад +79

      LOL, well done.

    • @troposphere9574
      @troposphere9574 2 года назад +26

      Lmao good one 😂😂😂

    • @anthonygarcia5375
      @anthonygarcia5375 2 года назад +18

      Funny but eating isn't a activity that you choose to do there isn't a liquid diet good enough to live off of for years

    • @datagrab
      @datagrab 2 года назад +69

      *He's black. Calm down. Give him a break.*

    • @troposphere9574
      @troposphere9574 2 года назад +45

      @@anthonygarcia5375 stfu

  • @enclavesoldier7315
    @enclavesoldier7315 7 лет назад +446

    "I LOVE PLAYING THAT GAME" "YEAH ITS SO FUN" Sounds like fucking robots.

    • @notbryan255
      @notbryan255 7 лет назад +1

      i played the game, multiplayer sucks, ai are hackers, but i did get a free verison with every single DLC.

    • @dankrhythm9344
      @dankrhythm9344 6 лет назад

      I did not understand the game

    • @fluidity-vnm5976
      @fluidity-vnm5976 6 лет назад +1

      Just like lawbreakers

  • @louisianajones8392
    @louisianajones8392 Год назад +4

    Always forget about this game until this video pops up on my recommended from time to time.

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 2 года назад +78

    I honestly loved how nonsymethric this game was and how cool monsters looked... while watching Let's Plays of it as a 12 year-old.

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 2 года назад +7

      The Monster designs are still pretty cool. Just a fucking shame that they've gone down with the ship.

    • @TheBauwssss
      @TheBauwssss Год назад +3

      Didn't you mean asymmetric? 🤣 Similarly to social ≠ asocial, and typical ≠ atypical 🤓

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 Год назад +3

      @@TheBauwssss yea, english is my secondary language

  • @Honestry_
    @Honestry_ 7 лет назад +2514

    That ending tho.

    • @salvadorgalvan7905
      @salvadorgalvan7905 7 лет назад +102

      Only one game that's fun after 3 years. GTA V

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 7 лет назад +40

      Connor Smallnut Gta 5 was trash. It died years ago.

    • @salvadorgalvan7905
      @salvadorgalvan7905 7 лет назад +111

      Kurtis Jemison - Nah, the players base is still active and rockstar is still updating it. Maybe your just salty cuze ppl keep killing you cuze you trash and have shit Internet and keep lagging.

    • @Honestry_
      @Honestry_ 7 лет назад +6

      Connor Smallnut true its still fun

    • @Honestry_
      @Honestry_ 7 лет назад +2

      Kurtis Jemison the game isn't dead unlike evolves impossible to find a player count

  • @DillxCorleone
    @DillxCorleone 3 года назад +4869

    'YOU'RE GIVING ME A GUN THAT'S PAINTED BLUE AND YOU WANNA CHARGE ME TWO DOLLARS!'
    How times have changed. Now everybody seems to accept things like that...

    • @juas7439
      @juas7439 3 года назад +477

      The kids are becoming adults and what they grew up with is becoming the norm, they don't know about quality as older people do, they don't know about respectful developers with their feet on the ground, they don't know about passion and love for a creation... they grew up surrounded by this shit. It makes me wonder how fucked up our future may be

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 3 года назад +177

      They hated loot boxes for the same reason yet they say "cosmetics are fine". Same difference.

    • @Bloodhoven
      @Bloodhoven 3 года назад +90

      tbh people were accepting shit like this for years... in f2p games. but even then it was odd to me.

    • @josepablobonillajimenez6297
      @josepablobonillajimenez6297 3 года назад +70

      Personally I disagree, microtransactions are still a thing but companies are a little more conscious about it, specially after what happened to evolve and SW battlefront, sure you buy cosmetic things but many of this are f2p games like fortnite and apex legends so the price is not an addition to a fully priced 60$ game, also many of this games allow you to grind for the premium resources, so despite it's still a thing, my opinion is that it hasn't gotten necesarily worse

    • @route77productions
      @route77productions 2 года назад +18

      @@josepablobonillajimenez6297 Like Apex for me is fine. You get 1000 Apex coins for 10 bucks and the battle pass is 930 AC. You get 1000 coins total if you reach above level 90 in the battle pass, I only bought the Battle Pass once in Season 3 and never had to spend any more money for Apex Coins.

  • @TheWinjin
    @TheWinjin 2 года назад +62

    I feel like what we really need is like every critic should have a very specific page that portrays his or hers experience as a gamer. What games they play, at what difficulty, for how long, what are their stats at specific fields, like if you see that this person plays his second total FPS or only plays multiplayer or liked THAT campaign that you hated, you will know whether their opinion matters at all. TO YOU.
    I had a favourite team of critics because close to like 90% of their arguments, their positions, their grades, felt extremely close to mine. I've even met them offline and yes, they were just like me, same experience, similar taste in games. These are people I can trust not because of "brand" but because we share tastes.
    I can't trust some random person, even if they review a game for a big mag. I know nothing about them!
    I remember reading an article on some game, and I replayed it multiple times, from Easy to Veteran difficulties. And this game, I really don't remember what it was, had like this sort of security wheels on Very Easy mode. It was like a Story mode cheat, you know, built in to protect these unexperienced players. It felt really seamless, too, if I was a new player, I would love it. And I'm reading this article - and this loud, condescending reviewer is bashing the game for this mechanism, never acknowledging the difficulties. And I was like "Wait, lol, he thinks it's a core mechanic. He played the game on lowest difficulty and bashes something about the game's strength!"

    • @Darca1n
      @Darca1n Год назад +2

      A great point there, and I feel that it can also be a useful thing to know the differences between your own opinions and that of someone else, too, since if they dislike something that you like, or vice versa, then you can essentially look at their opinion to get a rough estimate of what you would think of the game yourself.

  • @shokthapublik
    @shokthapublik 2 года назад +31

    "How many games have you played in your life where you're like 'YEAH! I wanna run some MORE!'"
    Had me dead 😂

  • @VcntyPrxy
    @VcntyPrxy 6 лет назад +1273

    3:50 holy shit when this guy sneezes they gotta name a new hurricane

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 6 лет назад +77

      fuqen gewgl
      Name it "Giant Fucking Nostril Snots Harvey."

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 6 лет назад +36

      You guys will be remembered as legends

    • @wendigo2536
      @wendigo2536 6 лет назад +54

      You predicted the source of Hurricane Irma

    • @RedBananas
      @RedBananas 6 лет назад +2

      fuqen gewgl LMAO

    • @tashawnmcrae6326
      @tashawnmcrae6326 6 лет назад +1

      fuqen gewgl I heard rumor it lead people into new universe.

  • @im.weasel
    @im.weasel 3 года назад +8122

    "Damn i love playing that game" "I know its so much fun" Thats a normal conversation for sure.

    • @bennymountain1
      @bennymountain1 3 года назад +627

      Those people are robots, they always sound like that so no one noticed.

    • @claphamomnibus512
      @claphamomnibus512 3 года назад +79

      A normie conversation Prolly

    • @Sk1tz092
      @Sk1tz092 3 года назад +44

      i think that's setup :p

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 3 года назад +262

      "Well how do you do, fellow gamer?"

    • @beke2672
      @beke2672 3 года назад +140

      **oblivion music plays**

  • @mopilok
    @mopilok 2 года назад +7

    And they made evolve part 2 aka back for blood

  • @rhinopatomus
    @rhinopatomus 9 месяцев назад +3

    This concept of 4v1 is tackled in a much more fun and honestly thematic way in Dead by Daylight.

  • @Watchlist_Nominee
    @Watchlist_Nominee 7 лет назад +3985

    three years from now I'll go back and watch some old CrowbCat videos and think to myself, "god damn these videos are still fun."

    • @Zuko997
      @Zuko997 7 лет назад +16

      Odanny C Amen

    • @Makocat
      @Makocat 7 лет назад +3

      unlike most games nowadays kek

    • @henkilepsilon6396
      @henkilepsilon6396 7 лет назад +37

      And still disturbingly relevant.

    • @gryphonscibetta9931
      @gryphonscibetta9931 5 лет назад

      Odanny C A little bit longer till then... If you edit this comment or something then and I miss it,well then I say hi anyways

    • @jackchaop8837
      @jackchaop8837 5 лет назад

      Literally just did this 😂😂

  • @Kilesfactor
    @Kilesfactor 7 лет назад +4599

    "THEY GAVE IT A 9!!!!" Gets me every time xD

    • @bark6969
      @bark6969 7 лет назад +88

      Sai Kisaragi a nein!

    • @shyguywhite
      @shyguywhite 7 лет назад +2

      Sai Kisaragi where is that clip from?

    • @Kilesfactor
      @Kilesfactor 7 лет назад +60

      Gon Freecss Angery Joes' review of Evolve

    • @shyguywhite
      @shyguywhite 7 лет назад

      Sai Kisaragi thanks!

    • @Kilesfactor
      @Kilesfactor 7 лет назад +5

      Gon Freecss welcome sexy~

  • @QuieT69
    @QuieT69 9 месяцев назад +5

    Almost 10 years later and we are still getting scalped by crappy season passes and DLC.

  • @groudongamer3178
    @groudongamer3178 Год назад +11

    what infuriated me even as a wee lad was the fact that *the monsters, the biggest selling point and primary gameplay mechanic* ... was locked behind mtx. And the fact a battle pass was allegedly planned for b4b shows turtle rock learned *n o t h i n g*

  • @RocketRaccoonIzHot
    @RocketRaccoonIzHot 5 лет назад +11079

    Guess you could say evolve was... Left for dead

  • @Manudyne
    @Manudyne 2 года назад +6927

    "This is a gamers' game"
    > People die when they are killed.

    • @pranava5683
      @pranava5683 2 года назад +76

      A fate fan I see

    • @yju5943
      @yju5943 2 года назад +195

      Just because you are correct that doesn't mean you are right

    • @victoriagodinez79
      @victoriagodinez79 2 года назад +63

      Playing *hard* mode is *hard.*

    • @haz.5464
      @haz.5464 2 года назад +39

      Is that a rare persona 2 fan? **Proceeds to replicate motorcycle noises**

    • @Manudyne
      @Manudyne 2 года назад +28

      @@haz.5464 YES! I AM!

  • @31m4x
    @31m4x Год назад +4

    IT'S ALIVE!!!

  • @cbozz7063
    @cbozz7063 8 месяцев назад +2

    i remember all my online friends kept talking about this game when it was coming out. They bought it, I didnt, they came back to cod in less than 4 days lol

  • @KosmischPeacock
    @KosmischPeacock 8 лет назад +2326

    Last game I paid a full price for was the Orange Box in '07.

    • @Scawking
      @Scawking 8 лет назад +26

      +Kaksteist Kuud I got Starcrap 2 (regret), XCOM:EU (do not regret) and Dark Sauce 2 (meh).

    • @KosmischPeacock
      @KosmischPeacock 8 лет назад +9

      +Scawking
      It's a good idea to wait, there will always be tons of other vidya to play meanwhile. If the game and the hype around it dies before it's discounted, it probably wasn't as good as heralded. Bought the first Dark Souls for 10€ and played the shit out of it.

    • @KosmischPeacock
      @KosmischPeacock 8 лет назад

      +OmnYfi
      Suomalainen.

    • @Scawking
      @Scawking 8 лет назад +15

      Kaksteist Kuud Dank Sauce 1 is one of my all time fav games, and I paid 14 euros for it and its DLC. But I would have paid the full price, no problem. The best way to do things is probably to pirate games first, then pay for them if you like them enough.
      But that's too technical and intelligent for most folks.

    • @warzIbanez
      @warzIbanez 8 лет назад

      +Kaksteist Kuud Burnout Paradise, Killzone 2, Uncharted 2, and even Starhawk are $60 purchases I have no regrets about.

  • @miguel_1972
    @miguel_1972 4 года назад +4157

    0:49 The girl in the left wasnt even trying come on

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 4 года назад +730

      I knOW it's sO much fUN

    • @monsieurjulio5142
      @monsieurjulio5142 4 года назад +515

      Magal _19 they look like an english learning video

    • @danield8528
      @danield8528 4 года назад +19

      They’re do skids so of course it was staged lol.

    • @keijijohnson9754
      @keijijohnson9754 4 года назад +9

      BOTH of them weren’t even trying.😒

    • @-Gous-
      @-Gous- 4 года назад +21

      Oblivion detected

  • @WafflezDay
    @WafflezDay 2 года назад +14

    I'm honestly surprised people were hyped for Back 4 Blood after this. It was so bad that everyone forgot about it, I guess.

  • @ethans6539
    @ethans6539 2 года назад +4

    That last clip is gold lmao

  • @richardcahill1234
    @richardcahill1234 3 года назад +4741

    I completely forgot this game existed.

    • @d_bstudios2038
      @d_bstudios2038 3 года назад +22

      Yeah because it a four year old game

    • @richardcahill1234
      @richardcahill1234 3 года назад +256

      @@d_bstudios2038 Pac-Man, Battlezone and Missile Command are 40 years old and I remember them!

    • @YngNug
      @YngNug 3 года назад +74

      @@d_bstudios2038 or because everyone stopped talking about it and overhyping it

    • @macintoshcomputingdevice8016
      @macintoshcomputingdevice8016 3 года назад +109

      @@d_bstudios2038 fallout new vegas is over 10 years old but I still remember it

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 3 года назад +28

      @@d_bstudios2038 There are many games that are remembered for a long time and will stand the test of time, Tetris, Minecraft, Fallout 1-4, the elder scrolls series, Stalker, etc. I can say with certainty that this game will not ever be remembered after a decade but these games probably will for a long while even if they start to fade away.

  • @gidget_4463
    @gidget_4463 4 года назад +1437

    "who plays a game and says YEAH i wanna run some more!"
    Dayz players: ..........

    • @dinglebingus2625
      @dinglebingus2625 4 года назад +12

      arma

    • @LiamMill
      @LiamMill 4 года назад +41

      I quit playing Dayz due to the fact you just stated, your running for 10 to 15 mins just to get somewhere with decent loot and if you die, you gotta do it all over again. The only thing that made the game enjoyable for me was the occasional interaction with other survivors.

    • @mrarmyant2014
      @mrarmyant2014 4 года назад +2

      Vault 101 try modded servers,

    • @saaf2056
      @saaf2056 4 года назад

      fucking any tactical shooter

    • @racc5817
      @racc5817 4 года назад +6

      I'd say mirrors edge or dying light but I think that's cheating

  • @frwystr
    @frwystr Год назад +17

    this is truly a game for gamers

  • @apollojustice5338
    @apollojustice5338 Год назад +5

    I died when I realized Back4Blood was also made by the guys who made this.
    And the fact that they've been using the whole "From the creators of Left 4 Dead" even before B4B (even though it's only like 7 people who worked on L4D)

  • @nedflanders4001
    @nedflanders4001 7 лет назад +1679

    3:53 his nostrils are bigger than my future

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 7 лет назад +229

      His nostrils are still better than this game

    • @JamesThomas-nr2og
      @JamesThomas-nr2og 7 лет назад +150

      Ned Flanders FUCKING COCAINE

    • @ds9150
      @ds9150 6 лет назад +34

      Ned Flanders jokes on you because it's actually a double barreled shotgun

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 6 лет назад +5

      Needs a donut-sized nosering

    • @xMaxLoverx1
      @xMaxLoverx1 6 лет назад

      Ned Flanders the bigger the more you breath

  • @leek2serious
    @leek2serious 4 года назад +5748

    0:32 “it make you remember why you became a gamer”
    *cringe so hard*

  • @fineolchip2159
    @fineolchip2159 Год назад +6

    That games leveling grind was more monsterous than the actual monsters

  • @ohnoonline
    @ohnoonline Год назад +4

    I would love to see a more competent and dedicated developer revisit this concept because the little Evolve I played with friends was admittedly kind of fun.

  • @airforcemarkmg
    @airforcemarkmg 4 года назад +5310

    It should be illegal for gaming companies to pay media to make false reviews.

    • @dervarport
      @dervarport 4 года назад +94

      Marco GarciaFlores it is illegal stupid

    • @bigsmoke8816
      @bigsmoke8816 4 года назад +91

      But it is illegal...

    • @fortynine
      @fortynine 4 года назад +33

      I think gaming companies give good reviews so they keep the sponsors

    • @selvikmusic
      @selvikmusic 4 года назад +15

      Do you even know what the purpose of media is lol

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 4 года назад +94

      Technically it is, but politicians don't give a fuck about the gaming industry so it's essentially the wild west, legally.

  • @stupidlyoptimistic6692
    @stupidlyoptimistic6692 7 лет назад +2469

    IGN gave it a 9.0?! I'm done with IGN

    • @SomersBugtopia
      @SomersBugtopia 7 лет назад +307

      jalen wallace You're just *now* getting fed up? IGN was always boiling crap in a bag, nothing changed lol.

    • @Cup_70
      @Cup_70 7 лет назад +76

      Go check what they gave DOOM.

    • @SomersBugtopia
      @SomersBugtopia 7 лет назад +185

      Cup "7.1"
      The first fun and fresh FPS in years and they give it what is basically their lowest score for triple A games (because they'd never rate a big release game below a 6)
      Bethesda just didn't bribe them, that's why.

    • @QDAWGFTW
      @QDAWGFTW 7 лет назад +8

      Somers Anders doom was whatever to me. regret paying $40 for it. I didn't enjoy the the campaign mode enough to warrant a second playthrough, didn't care for the custom stages and pvp multiplayer was horrid. yeah I give it a 7 or 6. I can't agree to paying $60 not even $40 for 15 hours of "clear this room" . the enemies were uninteresting to say the least and when I beat the final boss I thought "that's it?". I even tried playing old doom maps that were custom made but it didn't help. my value in a game comes from longevity, fun and rewarding. heavy story driven games that take 10hrs and never touch again are games that I would rather watch than play.

    • @SomersBugtopia
      @SomersBugtopia 7 лет назад +70

      Red Doom isn't a game for you then, and I don't mean that in a pretentious way. Doom is meant for players who just like endless killing and the satisfaction that comes from it. As a huge Doom fan, I still play Doom 2 to this very day because it's incredibly rewarding to shred down demons. Doom 4 is incredibly enjoyable because it has that feeling; slaughter is wonderful. The gameplay is its own reward.
      The story is icing on the cake, it's a fun way to tie it back to Doom 1 and 2.
      And you have to admit that the custom stages give a lot of replay value and life to the game. Doom 4 will be around for quite a while because of this.
      Not saying you aren't allowed to an opinion, just don't knock a game that actually turned out well. It never lied at E3, it maintains the fun of Doom, it has a solid story, it's got everything a Doom fan wants. It's honorable, to say the least, that Doom was a triple A title that actually gave a shit.

  • @Baconator119
    @Baconator119 2 года назад

    0:47
    This snip from this interview about sums up exactly how I did and still do feel about this game.

  • @Samstar369
    @Samstar369 2 года назад +12

    They keep saying “Creators of Left 4 Dead”, like wow. No wonder they said this for Back 4 Blood

  • @omegacon4
    @omegacon4 7 лет назад +1696

    Everyone who was interviewed was paid to hype the game. They think gamers are stupid.

    • @SkySoFew
      @SkySoFew 7 лет назад +78

      most aren't?

    • @Darkfreed0m
      @Darkfreed0m 7 лет назад +203

      most are

    • @bradtorville5526
      @bradtorville5526 7 лет назад +87

      Well, yeah they are stupid. That's why they keep releasing crap like this. If they lost money doing it, they'd stop and do something else. We're to blame and it's not going to change until we stop being stupid.

    • @theobnoxiouslycharming1747
      @theobnoxiouslycharming1747 7 лет назад +20

      omega con4 Nintendo is proof gamers are stupid, hell pc Master race are proof, Xbox and Sony is proof... Never mind look in any direction and you'll find proof

    • @drew100
      @drew100 7 лет назад +60

      Well considering the launch sales, gamers are pretty fucking stupid

  • @faisfaizal5194
    @faisfaizal5194 4 года назад +2822

    Marketing 10/10
    Actual game 0.1/10

    • @faniefrikkie6868
      @faniefrikkie6868 4 года назад +11

      As a marketer - yeeeeeeeeep

    • @Bob_Von_Bobert
      @Bob_Von_Bobert 4 года назад +113

      @@293940cabster did you even watch the video.

    • @isaiah6278
      @isaiah6278 4 года назад +9

      293940cabster that’s a little much don’t you think

    • @deaconblackwood6785
      @deaconblackwood6785 4 года назад +4

      293940cabster Retardation is a serious disease and should not be used as an insult you piece of shit

    • @David-qi2ip
      @David-qi2ip 4 года назад

      @@293940cabster watch the video

  • @pikky3688
    @pikky3688 2 года назад +3

    0:48 this has to be a skit. That was the most canned line that I’ve ever heard

  • @Oodychannel
    @Oodychannel 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just checked on steamdb and the game still has 6 players right now.
    Most dedicated fanbase ever

  • @EvoSwatch
    @EvoSwatch 4 года назад +2727

    0:47 2 NPCs talking with a player in the middle

  • @RAZKEN.
    @RAZKEN. 7 лет назад +10326

    IGN:
    -Evolve 9/10 Amazing.
    -Doom 7.1/10 ...good.
    ...yeah...

    • @nafin9063
      @nafin9063 7 лет назад +92

      My ratings are evolve 2/10 and doom is 3/10

    • @NANOTECHYT
      @NANOTECHYT 7 лет назад +184

      DOOM is at least fun and short, EVOLVE had DLC and all this other shit latched onto it. Wasn't it like $120 or something for some edition?

    • @feilox
      @feilox 7 лет назад +15

      70 out of 100 for IGN, Metacritic, Rotten TOmatoes is the new F grade out of 140.

    • @SnakeSound222
      @SnakeSound222 7 лет назад +37

      Haven't played Doom, but I do agree with their Evolve rating. And before you say I'm blind, I would like to know two things:
      1. It's my opinion.
      2. If I was blind, I probably couldn't write this comment or play the game.

    • @samuelkral6987
      @samuelkral6987 7 лет назад +235

      lol do people still believe IGN? you know companies are buying reviews? Activision bought them for destiny and I think for CoD too idk which one

  • @RampagingRex
    @RampagingRex 2 года назад +1

    This video is the official prologue to Crowbcat's Back 4 Blood video.

  • @luckygitane
    @luckygitane Месяц назад +1

    0:22 is like evil foreshadowing for Lawbreakers

  • @cobaltnoodle1370
    @cobaltnoodle1370 6 лет назад +3463

    "It'll make you remember why you became a gamer"
    There's something about that sentence that makes me cringe but I can't quite put my finger on it.

    • @laze_amvs424
      @laze_amvs424 6 лет назад +3

      AloneDBY lol

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 6 лет назад +93

      Four year old me, why did we became gamers? Oh right. It was really awesome, and the rest of the world was cruel at us at the time.
      30yo me why are we still gamers?
      Because we stopped buying games like Evolve 14 years ago, you dumb fuck.

    • @vassalofthenight9945
      @vassalofthenight9945 6 лет назад +239

      Why are we still gamers? Just to suffer? Every night... I can feel my wallet... My credit card... The friends i lost... The real life i have lost... You can feel it too, can't you?

    • @Tit0Matic
      @Tit0Matic 6 лет назад +27

      Izzy Miller It's because he's full of shit and isn't good at talking out of his ass. He also probably doesn't believe what he's saying nor does he realize what he was saying

    • @DFW_Robbo
      @DFW_Robbo 6 лет назад +17

      Vassal Of The Night underrated comment

  • @Brandon-bz4es
    @Brandon-bz4es 6 лет назад +3690

    "and it's gone."

  • @swapertxking
    @swapertxking Год назад +5

    wild how as the servers just jolt to life, everyone's playing it again... how long will that last.

    • @legend8202
      @legend8202 Год назад

      Well, if they decide to actually make Evolve into a successful game. They should relist it on steam and consoles and put development into the game. Like fix balance issues, make it fun, add content, and so on.... That is only if they capitalize on this opportunity while people are showing them that the game can be great. But only if they get off their ASSES. Along with not shoving microtransaction shit down our throats.

  • @kingjaffad
    @kingjaffad Год назад +3

    Came back to this after hearing the servers are finally going offline permanently.

  • @edge247
    @edge247 3 года назад +2188

    The voice acting at 0:48 is so monotone even the automatic english captions could tell what they were saying with 100% accuracy

  • @xxInGodsReachxx
    @xxInGodsReachxx 6 лет назад +5032

    "You're giving me a gun, that's painted blue, and you're charging me two dollars!" Lmfao angry joe😂😂😂

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 6 лет назад +234

      xxInGodsReachxx angry Joe is such a reliable game reviewer and implements great comedy into his reviews lol

    • @johnwong7289
      @johnwong7289 6 лет назад +130

      Counter strike in a nutshell

    • @Dimitri1221XxX
      @Dimitri1221XxX 6 лет назад +83

      At least with Counter Strike, you can make money off of skins. I've made hundreds off that game.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 6 лет назад +104

      Dimitri Sainis
      I thought the game made you poor because of how much people gamble and waste shit for one skin of a simple knife/gun.

    • @Itz__Swifty
      @Itz__Swifty 6 лет назад +8

      xxInGodsReachxx I boycott games where the devs r greedy...this game tops the list

  • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
    @Better_Clean_Than_Green 9 месяцев назад

    The fact I got this randomly recommend after 7 years later just makes this video even better.

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 2 года назад +4243

    the game convention “interviews” kill me every time. they’d be more believable and genuine if they just looked dead in the camera and said “this chick paid me to say something positive about this game so here it is”

    • @goore3078
      @goore3078 2 года назад +312

      "OMG the game is so fun!!"
      "Ikr??? Its so much fun to just play the game"
      WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT

    • @adrianfrisch6743
      @adrianfrisch6743 2 года назад +264

      @@goore3078 real life NPCs.
      Sometimes i feel like gtas satire becomes reality more and more.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 года назад +32

      It's quite aggravating, it's trying to get impressionable kids to buy stuff "cuz everyone that's cool and popular likes it". Not that it doesn't work, it's how marketing has been done for decades and each new generation keeps buying it hook, line and sinker. Then these kids form their whole personality around these games and another insuferable cunt is born, that will throw tantrums over games and think being a gamer is a life defining trait.

    • @Onigumo.
      @Onigumo. 2 года назад +36

      Raid shadow legends what a cool game 😑

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 2 года назад +3

      @@Onigumo. I always feel bad when my favourite streamers do a Raid ad. Like, I want them to have money, but it feels like the industry equivalent of a backalley handjob.

  • @Strawberry_Cubes
    @Strawberry_Cubes 2 года назад +2578

    Can we talk about how much we hate the phrase “from the makers of ---“ when it’s maybe like 2 map makers from the game theyre piggy backing off of

    • @darealepic
      @darealepic 2 года назад +159

      Every game that used that was a failure cuz the devs of the original just made like 5 props or 3 maps and that's it,it's just a marketing scheme to hype older fans

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 2 года назад +27

      I was an early Phoenix Point backer, I feel that.

    • @riukasoulripper8252
      @riukasoulripper8252 2 года назад +17

      @@makani9004 Xcom lover here, maybe a fanboy. I wanted to support PP so fucking hard. Glad I didn't. Such a disappointment.

    • @Strawberry_Cubes
      @Strawberry_Cubes 2 года назад +52

      Lesson of the day- if a game promises it’s made “by the devs of-“ RUN, just fucking run

    • @TGrant28tg
      @TGrant28tg 2 года назад +2

      @@Strawberry_Cubes
      mm

  • @notsam2270
    @notsam2270 2 года назад +3

    next up, from the creators of left 4 dead, haif leif free
    no joke turtle rock studio would probably do something like this

  • @soulhunter91
    @soulhunter91 2 года назад +4

    3:50 I just bought Back4Blood and it didn't live up to my expectations, I'm gonna go play Left4Dead because god dang that game is still fun.

  • @TimSenna
    @TimSenna 6 лет назад +3843

    0:31 Can you imagine if someone walked out of a film screening and said "This made me remember why I became a movie watcher"

    • @pureskill123
      @pureskill123 6 лет назад +213

      Tim Senna Eh, in his defence everyone watches movies so people don't identify themselves as a "movie watcher". It would be like identifying yourself as a "food eater". We have movie buffs, so people might say when watching Citizen Kane "it reminds me why I became a movie buff".
      Gaming however is a kind of niche, and people do identify themselves as a gamer so it's different.

    • @DragonVlogGamer
      @DragonVlogGamer 6 лет назад +6

      Jon is a gamer,Steven is a movie watcher...bru what ??

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 6 лет назад +160

      Gaming is no niche

    • @zywf3896
      @zywf3896 6 лет назад +1

      Tim Senna a

    • @zywf3896
      @zywf3896 6 лет назад

      Tim Senna a

  • @SZF123456
    @SZF123456 8 лет назад +426

    I remember when BRINK was supposed to be "the next big thing" too. Fuckin sad/hilarious

    • @alsarc6229
      @alsarc6229 8 лет назад +3

      I thought that game was gonna be like campaign with levels of both factions. instead, it was a multiplayer campaign that had long ass missions. "5 secs left to defend this objective... 4... 3... 2... Objective failed, the enemy has captured the objective" -adds 15 minutes-
      Still, it's pretty fun.

    • @noize8148
      @noize8148 7 лет назад +28

      Don't remind me that i bought that for full price.
      Fuck me, that was a Bethesda game.

    • @deadhunt4939
      @deadhunt4939 7 лет назад +2

      it also had ubisoft style showing gameplay thats not in the game look it up container city gameplay

    • @RagnaroekChaos
      @RagnaroekChaos 7 лет назад +5

      The thing is, I think Brink had everything it needed to be a great game but they screwed up the balance of it. They created a rewarding parcour system but no maps where you can use it to full effect, so why would you even use the weakest bodytype? Why were there even bodytypes instead of all nimble, quick classes?The story tried the same thing as Titanfall where they put a story into your multiplayer games. It was a game which was weighed down by faulty map design and balance.

    • @Groinkickerman
      @Groinkickerman 7 лет назад +3

      BRINK sucks, but its a guilty pleasure of mine.

  • @Dr_Callidus_Corvus
    @Dr_Callidus_Corvus 2 года назад +55

    It breaks my heart to see this. It was my favorite and main game for a year and a half, but the devs killed it with their lack of updates and money grabbing DLCs.

    • @olaf5929
      @olaf5929 Год назад +13

      It wasn't DLC. Cut content sold as DLC. It made you feel cheated when you got the game as a preorder or on day 1.

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 3 месяца назад

      I don’t feel sorry for them. They knew that left for dead was a good game so they used it as a platform to sell their new game. What they should’ve done is made a good game not kept referring back to left for dead to get people to buy an unfinished and frankly just bad product.

  • @rafinery576
    @rafinery576 Год назад +5

    "$15 for what? One monster?!" It's $20 for a single skin in Overwatch nowadays ;D

  • @boristheblade9496
    @boristheblade9496 6 лет назад +4413

    0:48 Cringe level:
    Acting in porn

    • @zurabsiradze7822
      @zurabsiradze7822 5 лет назад +461

      Maris Grablevskis Nope porn actors play better

    • @DieWorm
      @DieWorm 5 лет назад +237

      Jesus I was waiting for somebody to point it out. Who does she think she's fooling? That would seem fake to even an elementary school kid.

    • @VintageRKO
      @VintageRKO 5 лет назад +112

      poor Elyse. No wonder she left fot Funhaus

    • @neves6867
      @neves6867 5 лет назад +47

      @@VintageRKO Holy shit its Elyse, I didn't notice that

    • @AxelYates
      @AxelYates 5 лет назад +87

      "I know it's so much fun"

  • @Larry
    @Larry 7 лет назад +29680

    And now it's free to play, Just like it always should have been.

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 7 лет назад +307

      I was gonna post that Larry! you beat me to it. Too bad Overwatch exists, because like it or not, it will kill all other multiplayer focused FPS for the next few years.

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 7 лет назад +1497

      "it will kill all other multiplayer focused FPS for the next few years"
      Just no.

    • @ew275x
      @ew275x 7 лет назад +113

      CakeIS based Well Battleborn already fucking died. Pat form Best Friends also commented that servers for FFXIV thinned out due to Overwatch's release. There's not much incentive for games like Lawbreakers to have stable fanbases if they have to compete with Overwatch.
      Now what I did say wrong is that games like CS:GO, Battlefield and COD that have loyal fanbases that are established will maintain their current level of players, but any new IPs will have a steep hill to have. Blizzard killed the MMORPG, Hearthstone is the biggest card game on the market and they sold 7 million copies super quickly. Plus other multiplayer games have to compete wth stuff like LOL and Dota for their player's free time.

    • @AmericanJokerman
      @AmericanJokerman 7 лет назад +21

      Had the urge to watch this after it went free to play just to see a comment like this.

    • @croisaor2308
      @croisaor2308 7 лет назад +120

      +ew275x People are still in the honeymoon period, it will no doubt be a big game for a few years but in a few months the fanbase will mellow out.. Battleborn failed because it was very similar to Overwatch visually and gameplay-wise, it had terrible marketing, it came out around the same time as Overwatch and Overwatch was just a better game. Overwatch wont kill new games in the slightest, Battleborn was just the perfect storm of disaster.

  • @overlord6815
    @overlord6815 2 года назад +4

    I remember being so hyped to play this when I saw the trailers. To this day I never got to play it because I didn't have a console until recently. Pretty sad that even if I were still interested in playing, the game is literally too dead to play.

  • @allennavas3830
    @allennavas3830 2 года назад +2

    Looking back. It makes you wonder what game were these reviewers playing.

  • @Jachelo0112
    @Jachelo0112 5 лет назад +2386

    0:50 girl in the middle she knew...

    • @Thyrion07
      @Thyrion07 5 лет назад +232

      Jachelo0112 holy shit that’s Elyse from Funhaus!

    • @jasvantsingh8462
      @jasvantsingh8462 5 лет назад +2

      Jachelo0112

    • @lilosnitch3247
      @lilosnitch3247 5 лет назад +71

      Elyse from funhaus.shes amazing and should have a cult following

    • @Miumiu0404
      @Miumiu0404 5 лет назад +101

      She’s like “what fucked up crack did you two smoked?”.

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens 5 лет назад +4

      @@lilosnitch3247 she's annoying

  • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
    @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 3 года назад +1791

    "Hopefully 3 year from now" it's been 4 years and I'm pretty sure more people know about the E.T game than Evolve.

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 3 года назад +80

      It’s been 4 years and cyberpunk is the latest hype train failure

    • @mondopatrick657
      @mondopatrick657 3 года назад +43

      to be fair almost everyone knows about E.T the game, its one of the most popular games ever for bad reason

    • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
      @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 3 года назад +11

      @@mondopatrick657 Sort of. It is more popular than some other games because of it's reputation, but I think majority of people don't look at the history of games. I don't the think the 12 year olds that chant "we like fortnite" know what E.T the game is for example. And there are a lot of people like that. I see what you mean though.

    • @mondopatrick657
      @mondopatrick657 3 года назад +10

      @@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 Millions know about E.T the game simply BECAUSE of its history and impact, thats how it got popular in the first place, and yes im sure 12 year olds know what E.T the game is and have looked into it at least once in their life, hell I heard about the tale when I was only what 10 I think? I forget tbh

    • @GrandDaddyCough
      @GrandDaddyCough 3 года назад

      @@mondopatrick657 you probably aren't that old then I'm guessing. But people didn't really know about et the game at its release. It wasn't until people started making videos that people found out about it.

  • @Sleeperpills
    @Sleeperpills Год назад

    Just seen this in my xbox owned games had to come back to this video

  • @VRGamingTherapy
    @VRGamingTherapy Год назад +6

    Don't know why this was recommended, but L4D2 had no DLC & is still going strong. lmfao..

    • @9520221
      @9520221 Год назад

      actually,it does have DLC,its just completely free for PC.

  • @SpaceNigs
    @SpaceNigs 7 лет назад +352

    moral of the story is don't buy video games ever

    • @whiskeytangofoxtrot8014
      @whiskeytangofoxtrot8014 7 лет назад +89

      They melt your brains

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 лет назад +11

      And corrode your souls!

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032 7 лет назад +8

      Correction: Don't buy BAD video games and DON'T fall for the hype.

    • @SpaceNigs
      @SpaceNigs 7 лет назад +4

      that's actually incorrect and the initial statement still stands

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032 7 лет назад

      SpaceNigs
      And why is my earlier statement incorrect?

  • @shadowbladeace1651
    @shadowbladeace1651 3 года назад +2169

    0:48 "Damn I love playing that game"
    "I know it's so much fun"
    "Evolve is super fun"
    Blonde in the middle: *Kill me right now*

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 года назад +129

      The blonde loves bread crusts and hates bitches.

    • @tsukasa9838
      @tsukasa9838 3 года назад +89

      The blonde's husband has a boyfriend who is also married

    • @Jabulaya
      @Jabulaya 3 года назад +3

      @@tsukasa9838 true story

    • @mark0183
      @mark0183 3 года назад +1

      @@charlottecorday8494 WTF

    • @excitedaboutlearning1639
      @excitedaboutlearning1639 3 года назад +32

      Their enthusiasm sounds so fake.

  • @toxic_shr00m
    @toxic_shr00m 2 года назад

    I remember being super hyped about the concept of the game. I also remember that this was the time that I didn't have anything other than a DSi.

  • @ivanfelipe240
    @ivanfelipe240 Год назад +5

    A mean if turtle rock studios comes back I would be happy to see it back

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer 3 года назад +1593

    0:05 "This is a gamers game"
    This man has never played a video game in his life

    • @jensharald9091
      @jensharald9091 3 года назад +84

      Lmao I think we should talk about "it's the new wave of the next generation"
      ... come again?

    • @MrStevethefox
      @MrStevethefox 3 года назад +56

      Never take Gaming Adivce From A Professional Athelete.

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 3 года назад

      He meant to say sweat

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 3 года назад +14

      @Subject X No, it was boring along with all you said

    • @DannyWifi
      @DannyWifi 3 года назад +1

      Soulja console headass.