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Игры
Has science gone too far?
Minecraft in 4k
Well dayumm! I'll run right out and buy a new TV to play Minecraft!!
lol. they actually showed fortza after the "let's see what this monster can do" thing
Big Smoke 9/11
With that staggering "super duper' graphics pack, I dare say we have.
Now you can see all of those 8-bit pixels in... 4k...
9/11 In 4K
MLG Attorneys At Law Steel beams being melted by jet fuel in HDR
But 4k can't melt steel beams
what a time to be alive
Big Smoke But it rocks an AMD gpu, sure it can melt steel beams!
Incredible
"most powerful console in any dimension"
that's a bold claim
what a time to be alive
Our timeline sucks
Good to see you here
Yeah. My buddies in the 5th dimension have a console where you plug your head into it and then you go into a hyper realistic state of dreaming where you actually play the games in your mind with stunning graphics
It was back then
An amazing fun fact about this: The Minecraft super duper texture pack they premiered got delayed numerous times until it finally got scraped all together.
Hi-res minecraft texture packs have existed for years. Why did they bother with this at all?
@@jackhudner3804 why else, micro transactions. Then they must have figured out it's already been done, for Free!
Nice.
Worlds most powerful console
"So is this running at 60fps?"
"...No 30fps..."
:/
IMHO It is better to play in 60 fps and 1080p than 30 fps and 4K.
Аркадий Телегин gotta love those marketing promises.
I'm sorry, sir, I just felt very excited and I said some things that I didn't mean. My bad.
PC MASTER RACE STILL HAS THE MONOPOLY ON 4K BAAAAABYYYYYYY!
Campaign is 60, multiplayer is 30 because EVERYTHING is destructible and it has weight
Bethesda doesn't support mods.
Mods support Bethesda.
NasIsLike realest comment iv seen in a while
NasIsLike exactly
NasIsLike how do I like more than once?
I've never heard something more real
NasIsLike I swear these modders are more creative than Bethesda
I was a videographer at this event and witnessed all of the cringe in person. It was tough.
Bro...
@@makutas-v261 Bro...
@@stylie473joker5 Bro….
@@jamsanator0511 Bro...
@@TiMERZ Bro...
The PC Gaming Show guy is my hero. I genuinely love his way of dealing with the crowd, for example "I'm glad that two of you are very excited." Shit was hilarious, can't help but love him.
Day9
you work with what you got
He’s a real bro
I heard that they grow E3 Hosts in a laboratory
The same lab they created Mark Zuckerburg in.
In compost pile, I presume?
Jeremy Seinfeld You mean in septic tanks I presume...
Jeremy Seinfeld The only one who counts as a human bean is the Doritoes Pope himself.
oh come on, day9 is as good as you can get for this
Minecraft in 4K, are you fucking kidding me!?
Tech James HYPE!
It's actually a pretty good idea.
A pixel-based game in 4k
genius
It will look the same as it does in 1080p
Tech James Or 1pixel
6:54
"A lot of fans were asking for a tougher AI"
Tougher AI: *proceeds to casually crash into the wall*
Bro .. HAHAHA
Its spelled tougher don't give me bullshit excuse English your first language we've all heard it many times
@@kponb8822 cool bruz you can spell do you want an award, do you feel tough for telling someone on youtube they cant spell😂 wooooo big fella
@@Ryoshiz7T WOOOOOOO
@@kponb8822 sus
5:10 was definitely a reference to the konami 2010 E3 conference that probably went over everyone's head.
I'm pretty sure it was about trump. 8 just doesn't feel like the one you are saying
I absolutely got it
one million troopers
one.. ONE MILLION TROPERRS
@@freakyplory5721you cute though
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Thirsty ass
"Let's see what this monster can do"
*Shows Minecraft*
Bernard Bosma they showed fortza, but it was funny regradless
Jacob Coulter Regardless*
Are you expecting a check?
"How are you taking *advantage* of the 6 teraflops?" "It will play at 30 fps."
But every FPS there is per second will have the clearest pixels ever seen!
The fact that the new Crackdown is just a somehow shittier Saints Row AND runs at 30 in T H E C U R R E N T Y E A R
Come on! Don't be so cynical. It can do 4K Bananas!
None of the current gen consoles can run AAA games at 60 due to having monumentally shitty cpus.
its not 30fps . its 4k 30fps
Even funnier when you remember that the 4K Pack was cancelled for being too taxing to run on the Xbox One X
2 years later, still hasn’t arrived to the series consoles
Seems like CD project Red put out cyberpunk as earliest access
This deserves WAY more likes!
They put out the earliest prequel access
The world's most powerful console at 30 fps.
Revan At least its a cinematic Experience
It's because the scenario of this game is fully destructible
'LET'S SEE WHAT THIS MONSTER CAN DO'.
*plays minecraft*
and no games
There aren't any new games. Skyrim is six fucking years old and they are milking it to death.
Look at Nintendo. They have Mario Odyssey, Xenoblade 2, Metroid Prime 4 and Metroid 2 remake, they have new DLC for Breath of the Wild, they have a shit ton of Awesome indie games, and stuff like Arms. Then earlier this year Breath of the Wild came out and then Mario Kart 8 deluxe. There is also a new kirby game which looks great. There is an endless amount of new games for PC at all times. Sony and Microsoft just suck ass all the time.
SkippyIkeoh Microsoft is giving up and slowly becoming a PC developer Sony will have it's Monopoly unless Nintendo can fight them console gaming will turn ugly and has a PC gamer I don't think that be a good thing
kill star well nintendo is having a breakthrough with the switch so yes its winning
SkippyIkeoh Dumbass
Bethesda's new game: Beating the dead horse in vr
"LETS SEE WHAT THIS MONSTER CAN DO"
*minecraft*
Jesses NFS showcase is still gold till this day. Dude made it impossibly awkward for no reason
Telepromter failed on him
Imo it was his fault for even doing it how exiting can you possibly make need for speed
Truly painful to watch
Sounded like he slammed on the brakes halfway through an N-bomb.
“Thankyou nig- ..for having me.”
😅
"The game is fun. If it's not fun, why bother." I will never forget this.
That's why they're selling Skyrim for the *6th* time, so that way you'll never stop having f u n
I would hate them if I didn't know free money feels so good.
Augusto Seiti Skyrim is the new Skyrim.
"If it's not a battle, where's the fun?"
Pablo Salgado Don't forget the dlc Skyrim featuring Skyrim so you can play it again right after you beat it.
What the fuck has happened to gaming ?
Grant Talbot it's called "minimazing risks, maximizing profit". There is no point to create know-how when you have a working horse that gives you high sales. There is no point to be a dreamer, when dreamin in world of business mostly = unexpected expanses, unpredictible sales. They are investors in the first place and they don't wanna lose their chance to dig in the corporate cake. Welcome to 2017, kids. It's only the start.
Nothing happened to it. Are you watching the indie market? If not then that might be why your perception is different than the reality.
Subi_fan one of the best years for high quality games but they say this shit 🤔🤔🤔🤔
RyanKaufman While Indie games generally offer the diversity that a lot of gamers crave. They generally are not that good and do not sell well. The ones that are considered good enough to be compared with mainstream ones end up becoming mainstream themselves. It's not a bad thing to be mainstream. It's a bad thing for us when the majority of mainstreamers are unbelievably casual.
It has degraded so badly that the video above describes it perfectly. Pathetic.
7:29, You’ve got to give it to them Devolver Digital has a sense of humour.
Lmao
"It'll be 30 frames" sums up console experience.
He just disabled a moving horse.. with a truck... while jumping off a grenade, incredible!
Florian88 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO THAT AGAIN IN MY LIFE!
And here we have this giant enemy crab
BurkeBlack is bae
Florian88 New game play on Battlefield 1 today , this is my favourite one so far .... good job EA
I literally cannot think of anything better than the giant enemy crab reveal xDDD
"I got my boi Markus over here"
*3 seconds later*
"Thank you Nick"
anal destruction that RUclips guy is cringe incarnate
Which one? Jesse?
TheClockingbird
Actually he messed up because they caught him off-guard
He was supposed to speak 10 mins later
He messed up because he's a "youtube creator" and not somebody with actual in-front-of-camera talent.
So I guess this means EA messed up, technically. by carting that clown out onto the stage at all.
anal destruction he fucking nerd
9:18 i always love watching how he genuinely gave his own opinion at first about the game looking not bad but not amazing, but then snaps back into action when he remembers that he’s there to promote the game and act super over exaggerated about everything like another cog in the machine. He switched up fast when he remembered he has to pretend it’s the next best thing since sliced bread 😂
I just love seeing these. All the lights, the crowds cheering, the stage goers, the scams.
4k Resolutions
4k Textures
4k Assets
4k TV
4k Games
4k Vapor chamber
4k Teraflop GPU
4k Bananas
....30 FPS
Upscaled 4k. Its not even real 4k.
4K disappointment...it's so realistic.....
if the TV says 3840 X 2160 then its native. if not then yes upscaled.
4KANGZ
4k Resolutions
4k Textures
4k Assets
4k TV
4k Games
4k Vapor chamber
4k Teraflop GPU
4k Bananas
...Minecraft
'thank you ni-
for having me'
😂😂😂 wait was he gonna say the n word
@@imhulki463 nazzi ?
@@valdeuden4988 no it's hitler
@@imhulki463 ye nigga
Best save ever
"there's no greater power than X." sounds like something a cult leader would say
The very subtle irony of showing off the Creation Club and one of the paid mods is called “Horse Armor”
XBOX ONE X: Now let's see what this monster can do!
Minecraft ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4k my asss!!
RakkineMayhem at 30 fps too
Salmaan Zhang obviously a joke,it runs minecraft at 2fps
nobody wants to see your ass in 4K
4K Frames per second
30 Pixel resolution
"Pre-order and get Yoda's lightsaber mastery star card."
..... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
It means cry. Just.... just cry. Cry at everything we’ve lost.
No really what does it mean
shut up give us more of your money thats what it means end of story tell you what early access loot boxes micro transactions and lack of gaming content are going to be the death of gaming if they don't stop it soon people are getting fed up I know that I am most of the AAA games that are comming out now are having the stuff I mentioned above I have never had a year of gaming where I have litterally been so grossed out by the industries shaddy tactics and quite frankly I don't wanna buy any new games this year very few but at least now I can catch up with playing old games that I have missed in the past the only good thing to come out of this sorry for the rant lol
Precisely the point of all the level-ups, unlocks, multiple-currencies, gems, cards, daily rewards, etc. etc. etc. is to do like mobile phone carriers do with their packages and plans and confuse the user so that he makes mistakes and unknowingly ends up paying all that extra money
Dylan Villain Its pretty good actually.
Josef Fares (the A Way Out guy) is one of the only devs I actually trust to deliver a quality, fun product and not fucking lie about it.
The entire Devolver Digital show made me a huge fan of them. Total satire.
Best part of the show IMO.
Haven't they starting leaning too far into that now, where it's to the detriment of the games they're trying to promote.
@@ICantSplel
No.
@@ICantSplel
No
He just disabled a moving truck, with a grenade, while jumping off a horse- rehearsed exhale of disbelief- incredible!
So genuine and totally not forced!!
But he'll never be able to that again in his life tho.
the fuck is that shit ive seen NUMEROUS more incredible footage of battlefield where peoples jump from a jet and quickscope another guy inside a jet before taking his jet again and blast in to the sunset ,nothing impresive about destroying a jeep infront of you with a granade
_incredible_
Ya talkin' about Rendezook? Though that was with an RPG-7, not a sniper rifle.
I laughed at most of these, but on the inside I was crying.
GreenMonk lmao
incredible
I was laughing on the inside, but on the outside I was crying.
you said it all
humanity is a disease
"256 teraflop of ram power, lets see what it can do" : *launch minecraft
Cliff from Epic has a really great skill of criticising everything and everyone and then doing that exact same thing a second later.
Then expecting everyone to forget what he said and ask them to buy his next crap game.
They seriously showed a game that is 6+ years old at E3 because it got VR. And then they showed off paid mods?
What the fuck is Bethesda doing?
Somers Anders Being money hungry I guess?
Bethesda is going down the shitter
Bethesda has been in the shitter for 6 years, dude
Sucking each other off in the bathroom instead of giving us the game we want. Holy shit, give us Elder Scrolls 6.
What I really wonder is how the fuck are there still people that support this garbage company. Their track record has been shit since fallout 3.
Most of their good games are not even developed by them, just published.
When I heard "earliest access" I was just blown away by how quickly I can get my unfinished content
John F. Swaggity before all the textures and everything....what a time to be alive
that whole section was a parody, it was pretty funny if you haven't seen it.
idk about you, but paying $60+ for an unfinished, buggy student art project is exhilarating...I feel very involved, on an emotional level, with the game itself if I'm forced to patch it to playable status on my own.
Devolver Digital was trolling the entire E3/developer rollout at conventions the entire time. They were just poking fun with most of what they said. If you have not seen it yet, you must watch the Devolver Digital E3 pres.
1:44 I love when crowbcat references Todd's Sweet Little Lies.
“Tougher AI” AI crashes car into a fucking guard rail
What Up E3 2027? Texas Instraments, here. Happy to announce Skyrim is coming to the calculator!!!!
Tbh that would be cool as shit XD
Nater honestly I wouldn't mind
He missed a joke, uploading a 1080p video in 4k
Skyrim for Etch a sketch when?
Skyrim on your ipen device.
CrowbCat's annual E3 videos are like the Super Bowl for me.
Miller Lite Except I actually give a crap when CrowbCat uploads these.
Incredible
Juan Dali And the console launch videos are like my birthday.
Miller Lite Same
You must not have alot of things to look forward in your life if this to you is as big as the SB.
"I am a master of transitions."
- The Master of Transitions
this show gets harder to watch each year
The comments get even harder.
And easier to make fun of.
More and more like a sales pitch each year, compared to the last.
something else is getting hard reading this comment
Thank god for Nintendo.
The E3 video we have all been waiting for lets face it.
I've been waiting for harambe to come back
for he is not dead
he lives on as a legacy
That and the trailers
Couldn't wait for *
Everytime I've seen other youtubers doing videos about recent E3, i though: "where the fuck is crowbcat", and there he is! Prase heavens!
Wow. Never thought I'd look back at this and think "wow, I miss 2017 E3"
I always come back to these videos, such beauty
*HOLY SHIT THIS MONSTER CAN RUN MINECRAFT IN 4K*
Incredible
At 30 fps, truly revolutionary
thiagofx13 pqp tiago posta video man
para de comentar nos canais gringos e faz conteúdo man
SO GLAD I CAN SEE MY BLOCKS IN 4K OMGGGG OMGGG OMGGG OMGGG OMMMG
*JOOJESNEY* likikita afs moço eu posso comentar em video gringo não? :c (btw algum dia faço ytp)
"Minecraft at 4k"
Yeah thanks we really needed to see a game with intentionally pixelated graphics in 4k.
Jacob Thomson Have you seen those graphics Xbox really sold me on this all I wanted was minecraft at 4k in my life.
good to you
I know right, because if I play Minecraft, it's definitely for the graphics. LOL You've gotta be kidding me.
Nothing screams 4K state of the art video game graphics like good ol' minecraft
Bestgameplayer10 They need to at least advertise the console with a good game though.
"What a time to be alive". More than you know.
I watch this video seemingly biannually or even quarterly. The editing always impresses me.
You’ll never fail to get a laugh out of me when you shit talk Todd Howard’s sweet little lies.
I love it when things are so bad that CrowbCat barely has to edit anything
U mean always? lmao
El Maestro yeah that ps4 pro weight scale
Microsoft got good once they announced the indie games since I'm a part of the animation community of youtube cuphead looked really good and I love blade runner so that last night game looked interesting but the sjws got pissed off about it
i died at "4K Banana"
The sea of thieves gameplay actually had a 4K banana
Eat a banana, peel and all, in glorious 4K!
lolly edward s a m e
Ryan D and if we ate it, it turn us into 4K
21st Century Legendary Dreamer yeah me too
No cap. A way out was very fun. Best laugh with a mate I had playing a game in a long time.
I don’t know why but these videos bring me so much joy. I was deeply saddened when I heard that they canceled E3
He just disabled a moving truck with a granade, while jumping off a horse. Incredible.
I think something died in me
The most casual of plays. Didn't even have to jump off the horse.
Your brain cells
I think I'm disabled now
Each pause kills me a little bit
Grenade*
2018 Skyrim for ios/Android
2019 Skyrim for Gameboy Color
2020 Skyrim for Tamagotchis
Lambert Kober preorder skyrim for the 18th time this year, get 500 free Bethesda club credits!
Skyrim for your car, Skyrim for VHS, Skyrim for Windows 96
Lambert Kober "You can never release too many Skyrim"
-George Washington
2021 Skyrim for Tiger Wrist Game
2021 Skyrim for Bop It
This is so well put together.
I always come back to this video just for
"Hello, good to see you. Games."
"Gentlemen, gentlemen!"
"Good to see you, what a time to be alive."
It hurts to live
Why are we still here? Just to suffer
Frasier from Banks none of those, hes naked snake
hes jack
Really does
BOSS IMM NUUUCLEAAARRRRRRRRR
Most of them ask the crowd to applause, you don't do that, applauding is a way to express appreciation of what is being presented, you don't just ask for it
Yeah, that's... really pathetic... I'd never do... that
"..please clap."- Jeb Bush.
A lot of industry insiders, often from the presenter's company will usually be placed towards the front of the crowd. Their job is to cheer enthusiastically in order to get others to applause and make anticipation look greater than it is. Its still pathetic, but they are probably asking their coworkers to help them out.
Edgelord_Bergie Cringey as fuck
they do that because the audience are all paid to be there and applaud things, but they are dumb and dont know whats good or bad in gaming so no applause
Every time I make a pilgrimage to one of these videos; they get tougher and tougher to sit through.
Oh my god that Grove Street audio over AC was perfect. Was not expecting to choke on air tonight
why do they always turn these events into cringy shitshows
Because social rejects.
Spazz Maticus also they didn't know how to make a great game →EA←
As it turns out, a bunch of socially-inept nerds (that goes for game devs, suits, RUclipsrs and "pro gamers") do not make good public speakers.
Cuz gamers are a bunch of fucking virgins
i mean.. they must be self aware to some extent
9:37 gives his honest opinion.
9:38 realizes he may just get fired if he doesn't save himself.
omg hahahahha. someone should tell him to blink twice if hea in danger
IAMSOSTUPD Why
IAMSOSTUPD Go exchange with him :D
Im pretty sure you will do good then
Why are your timestamps wrong now?
@@charlottecorday8494 what they should be? Wanna understand the joke
I had the most awkward day after watching this, its contageous.
Dude your video edition is flawless I laugh so hard duing all this e3 videos, thank you
whooaa the Xbox One X can run Minecraft? Unbelievable
Brandon Cardona Incredible
Brandon Cardona @18:24
Uh, incredible.
Brandon Cardona what did you expect? It is *inhales deeply* the most powerful console ever made..!
Oh my Lord, ha ha haaa!
That Jesse "RUclips Creator" sounded like he had about the intelligence of your average pack of BIC pens.
He's not even a gamer. Apparently he's just a prankster.
He made a response vid expressing his shame
Megasabertoothtiger V2 not that “being a gamer” is a great measure of intelligence for the general populace lmao
Hey what do you have against mah bois the BIC pens!
gamer score then Biccy must not be an average pen ; )
I love coming back to this.
Devolver digital presentations were always top notch
I love how they always mention the specs of a console and even things like clock speed and memory bandwidth. Do they really think the casual person is gonna know what the fuck any of that means? They're just saying large numbers and words to lure in idiots going "Wow that's a big number it must be fast"
mkman1 Those casual people shouldn't even have a console if they don't know what specs their 400 dollar machine has.
mkman1 It worked for Sega back in the day with blast processing.
Deranfan BLAST PROCESSING, ONLY IN THE MOST ADVANCED SYSTEM IN THE UNIVERSE!
Gloppin Boopin consoles are marketed to children casual players and hardcore players I never once saw a console targeted solely for a group of people, a console is made to play games people shouldn't buy console because of the specs but because the games its the games that make the console a gaming console and sells not the specs
"memory bandwith"
This is maybe the most irrelevant parameter for judging a consoles performance....
Ubisoft guy saying Xbone was gold.
Deplorable Pepe He actually said Xbong which I think is way funnier and also an interesting insight into where his mind was at that particular moment
ThePlanetPatch 4K Xbong hits.
+16:10 really killed me 😂
“So you can bring immersiveness to all of your followers”
Yeh, fam needs to be immersed in the flying storm of shit she’s currently experiencing in VR
Jesse wellens kills me everytime I can’t be dealing with it
"Pushing gaming technology everyday"
Shows us Skyrim....... again 😁
And Fallout wooooo 😒
I swear there's like 1000 versions of skyrim and fallout.
Pushing backwards really.
Actualy, they do "advance"(aka by a fucking pinky) technologie...but not games
Bethesda are like the Disney of videogames. They're going to milk the nostalgia out of players until they're dead
LMAOOO THEY USED MINECRAFT TO SHOWCASE 4K. No way.
Jake Nah they showed Forza
And that's the problem with crowbcat videos.
Jake not just Minecraft
No that's the best thing about his videos, people without aspergers can realize that it's edited and enjoy the comedy
Jake Then they said Crackdowm 3 would be 30 frames on the "most powerful console ever"
“I got my boy Marcus here”
“Thank you Nic-“
"9/11. *People are fucking scared*"
Minecraft in 4K...wow...what a time to be alive...
Elnor 709 Man, I was totally born in the right generation!!!
Elnor 709 I can't wait for those pixels to be more pronounced.
Now we just need ROBLOX for consoles in 4K and I'm sorted
brown bricks in 4K
There was a time when this kind of shit was a joke.
"Disabled" a moving truck.
*d i s a b l e d ?*
yeah when something fucking explodes it's a bit more than disabled
Expert Chem Trail Licker
Isis have been disabling people by beheading them
*shakes head and chuckles* Incredible.
s
Out of commission, bamboozled with a bazooka, crippled, destroyed, criticaled, stomped out, curb stomped
Wandering Oryx I read this in Sarge's voice from RvB haha
5 years later and Mojang still hasn't delivered Minecraft in 4K on the XOneX. What a disappointment
“One million dollars”
Ten people applaud.
*shows plane ramming into building*
"9/11"
9/11 in *4K RUNNING ON 30 FPS*
+FireWolfu Incredible.
Lets see what this monster can do (open his pants)
Just wanted to let you know how many likes you got
11:03 vr sequence had me rolling. I couldn't breathe 🤣🤣🤣
Your editing skills are unmatchable, I come back to watch this regularly
Remember when gaming was about playing games?
DrHotelMario No.
Me neither.
No. Because so called "gamers" of today are just dudebro posers who have not a single ounce of passion for the industry.
Video games are dead, man.
Sadly true.
DrHotelMario A wise man once said: PLAY THE GAMES
6:27 the first and last time they used a youtuber to introduce their games
Turns out the average RUclips hipster clone can't complete a sentence without multiple jump cuts.
I’m pretty sure his Teleprompter broke.
@@peterdozal8825 That's supposed to be an excuse?
@@sexyskye7759 yeah, u need that shit or else u cant say shit
@@il27li Lmao no, they most likely gave him few lines to memorize day prior, and even if he didn't, is it really that hard to improvise few sentences about Need For Speed and then announce the producer of the game?
i'm literally losing a good chunk of my will to live with every second passing
I feel the same brother.
6:40 this is one of the best awkward things I've ever seen
E3 2017 in a nutshell: 4K 4K 4K VR VR 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K VR 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K VR 4K 4K 4K 4K
Consural like 2010 e3 kinect kinect and 2013 e3 tv sports sports tv tv sports
Consural 4k banana
Consural 911 911 911 911 4K 4K 4K 911 911
4k Yoshi!
But Nintendo had neither 4k nor VR! Point disproved!
I love when the audience simply DOES NOT CLAP
"Please clap."
Yeah, that was the best game they showed there, Jeb Bush Simulator 2018
These really never get old
My favourite was the guy promoting "A Way Out" it actually seems like he is a real human being with opinions and feelings.
That guy has the most infectious excitement
I really like him
Doesn't surprise me the game is quality
xJoshyC it is very fun though
Not wrong it was shit