Jonathan Majors Shouldn't Do Interviews

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  11 месяцев назад +930

    Hi Friends! Thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in West Nyack, Burlington VT and Stamford CT. Tix are at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com

    • @sharitastinson109
      @sharitastinson109 11 месяцев назад +17

      Josh, you stay in my feed and you never miss a topic! Love your comedy!!

    • @zavierwiley
      @zavierwiley 11 месяцев назад +10

      You should fly up to Alaska!

    • @abigailwollam6894
      @abigailwollam6894 11 месяцев назад +7

      Will be buying tickets anytime you’re coming around NE Ohio

    • @arcticridge
      @arcticridge 11 месяцев назад +11

      you're a good story teller, stay humble, keep it up, you got this

    • @mail4jim1
      @mail4jim1 11 месяцев назад +8

      Your timing is beautiful! I love how you can go.. I know it ain't just me. Y'all saw it too right?
      You count on our shared sensibilities. You speak to things that we can relate to like....
      If it was me or, if you're like me,..
      You're a great writer and a great performer. Godspeed 💜

  • @shannsimms9072
    @shannsimms9072 8 месяцев назад +291

    He’s so right about breaking up after feeling the need to record someone.

    • @DeweyLovesDuckies
      @DeweyLovesDuckies 11 дней назад +1

      And people who suspect a babysitter is mistreating their child setting up cameras and leaving the child with the babysitter just one more time

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform 8 дней назад

      @@DeweyLovesDuckiesSo they shouldn’t get proof of something they aren’t sure of before they fire or report the babysitter?

    • @sclarinet9088
      @sclarinet9088 7 дней назад +1

      @@Tortilla.Reform If I suspect someone of beating my child. You're saying instead of taking immediate precautions. I should let them in hopes of getting video evidence. Let's say they don't abuse my child ON CAMERA. What if they decide that night not to abuse my child. Does that mean I should throw away any concerns that I have. "So they shouldn’t get proof" Took their words so out of context. Talk about a false equivalency.

  • @ammieharrison
    @ammieharrison 11 месяцев назад +2881

    "If you need to secretly record anyone, break up with them."
    THANK YOU.

    • @vivavidadela
      @vivavidadela 6 месяцев назад +66

      I go as far to say “if you feel the need to go through their phone, break up with them” too.

    • @ammieharrison
      @ammieharrison 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@vivavidadela Right!?

    • @sjbsavageink
      @sjbsavageink 6 месяцев назад +39

      Except if you're married though. Then you definitely need that tape so you can get everything.

    • @KOKO-uu7yd
      @KOKO-uu7yd 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@sjbsavageink that's when you MOVE IN THE SHADOWS... 😈

    • @SentientBouncyCastle
      @SentientBouncyCastle 4 месяца назад +9

      @@sjbsavageink Also except if you think they may get violent or blackmail-y or something. Then you also definitely need that tape so you have proof if you need to go to the police or file a suit.
      Also also except if you think you're being gaslit but don't know if it's you or the other person. Then you also definitely need that tape so you have proof either way and you can either leave or go to a doctor without needing to second-guess yourself.
      Really, there are a whole lot of reasons to record someone... but it does always come down to either the relationship itself or at least one of the people in it isn't healthy.

  • @HipsterLumberjack
    @HipsterLumberjack 11 месяцев назад +3722

    She was keeping up with him like a cameraman on Maury 😂😂

    • @Ray-pp5qb
      @Ray-pp5qb 11 месяцев назад +48

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ray-pp5qb
      @Ray-pp5qb 11 месяцев назад +37

      Facts!!!

    • @KevenSylvain
      @KevenSylvain 11 месяцев назад +21

      😂😅😂

    • @soulfox32
      @soulfox32 11 месяцев назад +43

      In heels!

    • @YakThaWiseman72
      @YakThaWiseman72 11 месяцев назад +60

      He ran like an episode of Cheaters

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc 11 месяцев назад +1353

    I love how he humanizes all the people he tells stories about, he’s never disrespectful even really messed up ones.

    • @strANGElalala
      @strANGElalala 9 месяцев назад +30

      So wholesome

    • @Lyrikhan19
      @Lyrikhan19 8 месяцев назад +16

      Facts 100

    • @MinkaSchlossberger4ever
      @MinkaSchlossberger4ever 7 месяцев назад +11

      And humanizing a human is a hard thing to do.....!:)❤😂

    • @elsagreen1476
      @elsagreen1476 7 месяцев назад +16

      He was even fair to Trump, Drake, OJ and McConnell. True gentleman

    • @SuperRobertoClemente
      @SuperRobertoClemente 6 месяцев назад +9

      He's a genius with looking at the details of these weird media sensations. Kind of picking up where Dave Chappelle left off.

  • @olivyae3057
    @olivyae3057 11 месяцев назад +1173

    I don't understand how he has the cadence of a seasoned veteran comedian, but he's still before his prime. Absolute living legend in the making.

    • @DJRenee
      @DJRenee 11 месяцев назад +75

      He has been around for a good while. His talent always showed, even in his early years.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 11 месяцев назад +82

      @@DJRenee That's true. The raw talent was there. But it's certainly been honed in the last few years. You can see he's much more comfortable onstage, and he navigates jokes with a relaxed ease he didn't have before. All of the greats have that level of intimacy and comfort with the crowd, which allows them to wax philosophical and riff freely. Just think of Carlin or Chappelle. And I get the feeling our man might be moving into their weight class. 🙂

    • @DJRenee
      @DJRenee 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@Drekromancer I can most certainly agree with that assessment

    • @vivsavagex
      @vivsavagex 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Drekromancer carlin or chappelle? gtfo. this guys a good speaker. but the jokes are severely lacking. making a slightly humorous observation is not the same as an actual joke.

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 7 месяцев назад +1

      facts..

  • @beefymcweefy
    @beefymcweefy 11 месяцев назад +1888

    "All that creed 3 and you don't know how to bob?" Lmfao😂

    • @TW4165
      @TW4165 11 месяцев назад +26

      😂😂😂, I was done.

    • @jones4753
      @jones4753 11 месяцев назад +12

      Would have left shorty in the dust 🤣

    • @ELmayberry
      @ELmayberry 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @LuhRen
    @LuhRen 11 месяцев назад +1384

    Josh's line about Majors looking like he's 46 from 1958 had me bust out laughing at work 😂🤣 it's so true!

    • @earl1394
      @earl1394 11 месяцев назад +157

      Always said that man has that Civil Rights era face 🤣🤣🤣

    • @IvyAndBoAndMe
      @IvyAndBoAndMe 11 месяцев назад +16

      Same.😅😅😅

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 11 месяцев назад +45

      Which is what got him the part for “Lovecraft Country”

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 11 месяцев назад +22

      He does have a very old look. I hate that he is so problematic😅

    • @starr970
      @starr970 10 месяцев назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my boyfriend and I was watching lovecraft country the other day and he’s never seen it and he was like “how old he supposed to be?” I didn’t get the joke until I saw this and I haven’t stopped laughing since

  • @Keinish79
    @Keinish79 11 месяцев назад +3758

    This man has been polishing his sense of humor for years now. Now he brandishes it like a scalpel.

    • @HazelwithaZ
      @HazelwithaZ 11 месяцев назад +21

      💯💯💯

    • @Dolvey
      @Dolvey 11 месяцев назад +117

      Just discovered this guy and the amount of material he has is honestly baffling. I've watched hours of his stuff and haven't heard the same joke twice. I'm excited to see how he continues to grow

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 11 месяцев назад +27

      not too many people brandish scalpels...

    • @robinmaibals1193
      @robinmaibals1193 11 месяцев назад +5

      Definitely better than the ones where he's walking around like someone trying his best to recall a story to tell you. Maybe some people like comedians that sound like the kid from "Have you ever had a dream that..?".

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 11 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@robinmaibals1193he writes like 20 minutes of new material a week, based on stuff that literally just happened days before. It's always gonna be hard to recall certain jokes and stories if you're doing it like that

  • @PrincessPixieBell
    @PrincessPixieBell 11 месяцев назад +2487

    “I didnt know getting cheated on gives you superpowers” oh baby, I’ve crossed town ON FOOT to go curse out a guy.

    • @alee111
      @alee111 11 месяцев назад +212

      Right!!! The indignation is a super power😂

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained 11 месяцев назад +247

      Yep! “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is a saying for a reason!

    • @vergespierre4271
      @vergespierre4271 11 месяцев назад +25

      That's cray,smh

    • @mmdrawifi
      @mmdrawifi 10 месяцев назад +91

      Why am i picturing you barefoot 😂😂😂😂

    • @3rdDegreeTVLLC
      @3rdDegreeTVLLC 10 месяцев назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

  • @AlisaJackson-b6u
    @AlisaJackson-b6u 3 месяца назад +30

    I love the way Josh intelligently tells stories. He's funny, fair, insightful, and hilarious! The facial expressions! And he's so cute.

  • @xgreydovex
    @xgreydovex 11 месяцев назад +2368

    You just know Josh pulled punches with the Jonathan Majors bit. 😆 That little pause and giggle to himself... 'Let me not say something TOO wild...I might have to interact with him one day.'

    • @FYGUnkleUrple
      @FYGUnkleUrple 11 месяцев назад +193

      Man said “I ain’t tryna end up in Creed 4, lemme be careful.

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin 11 месяцев назад +125

      I adore that 'pause giggle' cause I do that too when I have a thought but also the presence of mind to go 'don't say that! It's funny but it's not appropriate!' 😸

    • @laketac
      @laketac 11 месяцев назад +47

      The pause & giggle is everything. Shows me he's careful about what he says😂❤❤

    • @lilshoota19
      @lilshoota19 11 месяцев назад +26

      Naw he wanted to say more about that white woman but he can't

    • @jamardns77
      @jamardns77 11 месяцев назад

      Y'all think he abused that white devil😂

  • @aadi5564920
    @aadi5564920 11 месяцев назад +1511

    I should just get all the current events from Josh. Like this is a WHOLE lot more entertaining and less depressing than the news

    • @sonjahattonfarr3487
      @sonjahattonfarr3487 11 месяцев назад +13

      Truly.😂

    • @davidbusen545
      @davidbusen545 11 месяцев назад +35

      This man is always topical. That also means that he rewrites his comedy material daily. Genius level!

    • @ChristineMarie29
      @ChristineMarie29 11 месяцев назад +7

      Omg I was thinking the same thing Lolol too funny !

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb 11 месяцев назад +26

      The Daily Show should be calling

    • @elledoesmusic
      @elledoesmusic 11 месяцев назад +8

      Absolutely agree🤣

  • @chrisarcher1146
    @chrisarcher1146 11 месяцев назад +223

    Not just “46” but “46 from 1958” I love the attention to detail. If you ever write a fantasy novel, I expect the same dedication to the world-building

  • @CH-hp6ow
    @CH-hp6ow 11 месяцев назад +316

    These sets of Josh Johnson just sitting down to talk about current events and being funny the whole time, which he seems to do regularly, are one of the few reasons I wish I was still living in NY. There aren't many comedians today that can do this so effortlessly

    • @terrahall5312
      @terrahall5312 8 месяцев назад +3

      Maybe the next Hassan Minaj without the overly dramatic pacing. I’d absolutely watch that show.

    • @keisharice6713
      @keisharice6713 2 месяца назад +1

      He is traveling also. He may come to you country and/or city

  • @NotMyGumDropButtons.444
    @NotMyGumDropButtons.444 11 месяцев назад +200

    This is a master class on how to make something that’s “not funny“ ridiculously funny

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 7 месяцев назад +1

      Oh the Humanity!
      Friends, if we can’t laugh about the human condition we prolly gonna explode: “he was such a quiet man…” 😂

    • @buggyboogle9
      @buggyboogle9 6 месяцев назад +2

      It’s called observational comedy. A great comedian can do this - see the funny in everyday things….and thereby be very relatable. The ability to see the funny in the ordinary. Seinfeld was based on this concept.

  • @richardwilliams3392
    @richardwilliams3392 11 месяцев назад +2512

    I been watching this guy for years..he needs a Netflix special

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 11 месяцев назад +100

      He's on After Midnight on CBS tonight
      He's also a writer on The Daily Show
      I think spreading the news and watching those shows helps support him (in some small way)

    • @BrickInTheHead
      @BrickInTheHead 11 месяцев назад +58

      He also put out a special on peacock! Looks good, I don't have it tho

    • @natevanek2785
      @natevanek2785 11 месяцев назад +65

      He writes for the Daily Show? He should be the damn host. He's doing current events on stage every night already.

    • @WOK-YT-handle
      @WOK-YT-handle 11 месяцев назад +24

      I didn’t know he was a writer on the Daily Show. I agree with other commenters he should host.

    • @Aman_9612
      @Aman_9612 11 месяцев назад +4

      exactly!!!

  • @constanceelliott2736
    @constanceelliott2736 11 месяцев назад +1058

    For the first time in my life, I actually CHOKED when you said that Jonathan Majors looked like he should be in sepia tones! You almost took me out with that one - I'm still crying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Decypha77
      @Decypha77 11 месяцев назад +35

      😭😭😭😭 I am still crying. It's so true. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GeldarionTFS
      @GeldarionTFS 11 месяцев назад +77

      "46 from 1958" got me, dang was that specific

    • @maritzapierreaponte8538
      @maritzapierreaponte8538 11 месяцев назад +22

      I had to Google that word. I couldn't laugh yet. 😂

    • @WaitAMinute1989
      @WaitAMinute1989 11 месяцев назад +30

      As a graphic designer, this killed me too.

    • @SAnderson54
      @SAnderson54 11 месяцев назад +27

      That joke was golden! 😂😂

  • @MrBawkbGawks
    @MrBawkbGawks 10 месяцев назад +52

    bro your joke composition in the past year has gotten 10 times better and performance is _ *chefs kiss* _

  • @davidwilhelm4091
    @davidwilhelm4091 8 месяцев назад +77

    This guy is so goddamn funny. He's one of a few comedians I've seen who are willing to take a minute to build the joke, rather than needing every other line to get a laugh. If that's what your act looks like, your audience is carrying you. They're laughing out of obligation. This? This is proper comedy.

    • @choney324
      @choney324 4 месяца назад +8

      He's like the old school comedians from the 60's, when I was growing up❤❤❤

  • @dimestorepoet
    @dimestorepoet 11 месяцев назад +87

    Man, the one thing that makes your comedy so special besides how well crafted it is is your comedic TIMING. Your mannerisms and timing add so much to the show. I really hope we get more specials soon because you are a very talented man.

  • @Sahdirah
    @Sahdirah 11 месяцев назад +394

    Literally, as in *literally* literally, my jaw dropped and I *gasped* at “I AM A GREAT MAN.”

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 11 месяцев назад +51

      I've never listened to the tapes so I heard it for the first time from Josh's mouth and my jaw dropped too, like dude, wow.

    • @boredbitch666
      @boredbitch666 11 месяцев назад +48

      dude was making MLK speeches about being an actor like dude it ain't that deep

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 3 месяца назад +3

      I just got to that part and I'll be damned... I knew it was coming at some point and it _still_ bamboozled me, guys. 😂😂
      8:39

  • @zorantaylor3190
    @zorantaylor3190 11 месяцев назад +6602

    I mean, let's be fair here....."Be more like Coretta" DOES literally mean "be more tolerant about getting cheated on"....

    • @hadinuman6699
      @hadinuman6699 11 месяцев назад +826

      she might be an unhinged drunk and an absolutely terrible girlfriend and partner for someone who wants to have a serious and public career, but she doesn't deserve to get cheated on. he could've dumped her instead of cheating, but he wanted that white gf status

    • @luffylength
      @luffylength 11 месяцев назад

      Y'all let the FBI kill this man then tell you he use to cheat on his wife with white women

    • @Badassoldwoman
      @Badassoldwoman 11 месяцев назад +143

      Ooooohhh. That hurts, but...

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- 11 месяцев назад +123

      ​@@hadinuman6699She was a terrible human being and an alcoholic. Can't blame him at all.

    • @favvors
      @favvors 11 месяцев назад +574

      @@TheBasher-_- nah you can totally blame him

  • @BriBlazing
    @BriBlazing 11 месяцев назад +728

    There really is so much middle ground between “be better” and Coretta lol

    • @kathymashalla4444
      @kathymashalla4444 11 месяцев назад +17

      I got to this comment at the exact moment he said it!

    • @kojodakrow
      @kojodakrow 11 месяцев назад +7

      The analogy works - depending on who says it & the point in ascent to "power" you refer to. = "behind every great man." Would've been appropriate for Senator Obama to say something like that - had he found himself with the wrong woman (I bet he did to someone + thank God Michelle is - and has openly talked about steps she had to take to support his climb). Would be weird if some random average bloke said it tho, lol. Majors was a shooting star; he recognized she was the wrong one, but failed to pull the cord - likely thinking he could help her see where she had to be to be on the journey. ...and before y'all come for me: sometimes the shooting star is the woman!

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 11 месяцев назад +21

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@kojodakrowHe said it. HIM. A rising actor. There’s no justification or cleaning that up. He ain’t who he thinks he is to be saying that.

    • @TheBlackAbstract
      @TheBlackAbstract 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@BijinMCMXC Why isn't he? Why are you dimming his light? This separates the average and the above average some of us DO and folks like you say it's impossible or say things like the latter.

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 11 месяцев назад

      @@TheBlackAbstract Are you dumb? He ain’t no damn MLK! Miss me with that dimming his light shit 😂😂🤣

  • @joguestin
    @joguestin 11 месяцев назад +525

    6:46 "If you need to secretly record anyone you are dating, break up with them" Josh Johnson

  • @Jamie-kl7ux
    @Jamie-kl7ux 11 месяцев назад +576

    This is the only person since Dave Chappele I've seen be so comfortable on stage. He takes his time with no fear and that's rare!

    • @mandyv7116
      @mandyv7116 10 месяцев назад +31

      I think the same !! He reminds me of Dave with his timing and setup.

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 10 месяцев назад +41

      Bonus points, he actually writes comedy, instead of slagging a minority group for easy, ignorant bullshit laughs. It'd be nice if Chappelle hadn't chosen to become a piece of shit, but he did. I wouldn't insult Josh with that comparison.

    • @BRENDAESQUIVELF
      @BRENDAESQUIVELF 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@MoonShadowWolfe completely agree

    • @tiffanyanderson9437
      @tiffanyanderson9437 9 месяцев назад +7

      And he doesn't have to repeat a set like Dave. Josh has genius & grind!

    • @andrayday8064
      @andrayday8064 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@tiffanyanderson9437 He does repeat sets. Literally every comedian does that.

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ 11 месяцев назад +540

    Love when Josh slows down and chews on a topic, bringing us along as he ponders things. His timing is so good. 🔥

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin 11 месяцев назад +13

      Agreed! Like his 'news style' stuff where he just runs through topics are a lot of fun. Especially the livestream ones where you can tell he didn't workshop these he's just going off his first thoughts.
      But there is another level of quality and biting humor he only gets when he digs into a topic, that I love 😁

    • @breebarry4422
      @breebarry4422 11 месяцев назад +14

      It's like kicking it with your chill, funny cousin.

    • @trackatlas6626
      @trackatlas6626 11 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah, he reminds me of Chappelle a bit in that way. Josh is great at slow, thoughtful storytelling humor…

    • @ruehaiku
      @ruehaiku 3 месяца назад

      ​@@breebarry4422feels like getting stoned with my bestie when we put Josh on at night after work

  • @derrickkirkman595
    @derrickkirkman595 11 месяцев назад +385

    It sounds like she was hiding trying to catch him red handed, and fell asleep waiting 🤣🤣

    • @KevenSylvain
      @KevenSylvain 11 месяцев назад +6

      😂😅😂... eye Kan dig dat

    • @rantsallegedly
      @rantsallegedly 11 месяцев назад +8

      so true

    • @iunderstanphotography2780
      @iunderstanphotography2780 11 месяцев назад +28

      I think so too. She partied and had drinks with the 3 people she met, while he checked in and slept at the hotel.
      How different would things have been if he saw her passed out, grabbed some clothes, and simply left?

    • @byanymeansnecessary9329
      @byanymeansnecessary9329 11 месяцев назад +6

      She was drunk and high and passed out

    • @INSYA
      @INSYA 11 месяцев назад +8

      She hit a (or some) clubs and got progressively more and more drunk till she was walking into shit and managed to get home and pass out in the closet. That would've 100% taken a different turn if he came home

  • @katanaki3059
    @katanaki3059 11 месяцев назад +559

    “Just take the trash out. Just be better”
    Should be a marriage vow

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@Ninaweza😂😂😂😂

    • @kalieffoster4607
      @kalieffoster4607 11 месяцев назад +6

      I agree. Also, both should give each other compliments on the regular should be in there too.

  • @soleeprince1874
    @soleeprince1874 6 месяцев назад +22

    I'm going to start telling my son "I need you to be Malcolm X" every time he doesnt complete his chores 😂

  • @wisdomcoffee
    @wisdomcoffee 11 месяцев назад +129

    When it reaches the point of “I need to record this person” typically the abuse or toxic dynamic has reached the point where leaving isn’t easy because your sense of reality has been so skewed by dealing with the type of person that makes you think “I need to record them”. Hope that makes sense 😅

    • @YayaKemani
      @YayaKemani 11 месяцев назад +4

      If you can record and not leave = you have an agenda against that person . The person is sleeping with an enemy recording.

    • @chickenisindeedmystyle7316
      @chickenisindeedmystyle7316 6 месяцев назад +2

      You’re the person who’d be recorded lol; why do you have an issue? If you’ve got nothing to hide it’s fine

  • @KhaleaMilligan
    @KhaleaMilligan 11 месяцев назад +634

    Lmfaoo "He look like he 46 from 1958" 😂😂 that had me dying

    • @mayahtx5956
      @mayahtx5956 10 месяцев назад +11

      Same 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ImJustDesteny
      @ImJustDesteny 7 месяцев назад +7

      Me 3😂😂😂

    • @MentallyillMe
      @MentallyillMe 7 месяцев назад +33

      "He should be in sepia tone"😅😅

    • @KOKO-uu7yd
      @KOKO-uu7yd 6 месяцев назад +7

      I had to look him up, and THEN I had to read his age, Luke FIVE TIMES! Dude's been through it, or somethin'😳

    • @Auntkekebaby
      @Auntkekebaby 5 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @superbaal
    @superbaal 11 месяцев назад +258

    The "He runs... he runs..." was a genius callback to the spontaneous "he ran... _he_ _RAN_ ..." laughs 😂

  • @MissUnderstoodOfficial
    @MissUnderstoodOfficial 11 месяцев назад +229

    "I want you to be Malcolm X" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnmarsh8344
    @johnmarsh8344 11 месяцев назад +51

    Man. A high degree of difficulty. Could've gone wrong dozens of ways. And yet. You found it. You found it and you did it well. I can't do nothing but salute, brother.

    • @Kayzi19
      @Kayzi19 11 месяцев назад +4

      Am repeatedly impressed by that 💯🔥

  • @TankUSA
    @TankUSA 11 месяцев назад +43

    This guy has got it. Timing. Delivery. Facial. Expressions. Brilliant!

  • @smileytuna
    @smileytuna 11 месяцев назад +1029

    If we lived in a just world Josh Johnson would be the next Daliy Show host

    • @kaylahunter8361
      @kaylahunter8361 11 месяцев назад +39

      I've been thinking the same thing everytime I see his videos

    • @yrb5512
      @yrb5512 11 месяцев назад +46

      Nope. Different format the daily TV host. He's in his lane and driving the correct speed. Netflix should be next 😎

    • @TooMuchBSToo
      @TooMuchBSToo 11 месяцев назад +30

      He wrote for it while Trevor was hosting. I think he would be a better fit than Trevor, but I don't think it would be close to Jon, still.

    • @liminaljay3311
      @liminaljay3311 11 месяцев назад +3

      Literally just thinking that

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 11 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@TooMuchBSTooI think he should keep writing and being in their skits but I think Roy should have been the new host

  • @ShovelChef
    @ShovelChef 11 месяцев назад +140

    I've mostly kept away from this story. Not really my genre. But if I'm gonna indulge in some celebrity gossip, this is my favorite way to catch up. 10/10 Josh.

    • @coreyveggies9894
      @coreyveggies9894 11 месяцев назад +5

      Right? I never pay attention to any of this sh*t. There’ll prob never be an end to abusive relationships, why should that of celebrities’ be of any interest to me? Admittedly, in this or a Desus & Mero style format, it can be entertaining though

  • @picolotight2def
    @picolotight2def 11 месяцев назад +459

    And I just mocked up a few be my Coretta cards instead of valentine's day cards. TM pending. Don't steal my idea! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @devincognito8932
      @devincognito8932 11 месяцев назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 11 месяцев назад +58

      “You make me want to take a long walk..Will you be my Coretta?”

    • @dantepayne8658
      @dantepayne8658 11 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂🔥🔥

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 11 месяцев назад +4

      Disgusting

    • @carrington2949
      @carrington2949 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Tonyhouse1168😂😂😂

  • @adammorrow5501
    @adammorrow5501 Месяц назад +3

    That opening line and his delivery was just perfect. Had me dying. Josh really knows how to craft a joke. Because his bits are longer than average, I tended to listen to his stuff while doing other things. But now he's a must watch, because he adds so much to the jokes with his delivery.

  • @Polar_Bear_Ron
    @Polar_Bear_Ron 11 месяцев назад +29

    Been recovering from covid this week, watched this and was in coughing fits every minute. Brilliant. Not a single judgement was made, no lies spoken - comedy at its purest. Amazing.

  • @finally_dorian
    @finally_dorian 11 месяцев назад +282

    15:43 "sepia tone" destroyed my entire existence. My estate will be in touch

  • @kellimonkawa3268
    @kellimonkawa3268 11 месяцев назад +367

    "That man look 46 from 1958..." 🤣☠️

    • @andrewanderson7912
      @andrewanderson7912 11 месяцев назад +10

      That was crazy😂😂😂

    • @Kayzi19
      @Kayzi19 11 месяцев назад +8

      Best ending ever 😂 I repeated that part a few times.

    • @kellimonkawa3268
      @kellimonkawa3268 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Kayzi19 lol same

  • @missycoop4312
    @missycoop4312 11 месяцев назад +338

    The lesson is to get out when it the relationship gets toxic. And leave before you cheat. Why cheat just communicate your desires have changed and leave. You don't want to hurt anyone as much as disrespecting them and wasting their time. Because karma is brutal.

    • @ryss335
      @ryss335 11 месяцев назад +26

      true that, i think thats why josh jokingly said "this all started from his cheating" like if only he ended their relationship early and communicate, this probably aint gonna happened but he didn't, he still cheating and it cost him his job and reputation. i never heard anything good came out from relationships with a cheater, if only lots of people could learn to leave before they cheat.

    • @LilDrummergurl48
      @LilDrummergurl48 11 месяцев назад +30

      Yeah, cheating is pointless. If you want the security of the person still being in a relationship, just treat them with respect. If you want someone else, go be with someone else without lying to anyone.

    • @JCPRuckus
      @JCPRuckus 11 месяцев назад +25

      Why do people say this dumb shit over and over. If a cheater wanted to leave, then they'd leave. They don't want to leave, they want to f*ck multiple people while maintaining a relationship. It's not, "I want something else INSTEAD". It's, "I want something else IN ADDITION". If they leave, then there's nothing additional... This isn't complicated. Stop being deliberately ignorant of what's really going on.

    • @LilDrummergurl48
      @LilDrummergurl48 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@JCPRuckus Please stop calling people ignorant. Being with multiple people without lying is called polyamory. Being an asshole and lying to multiple people on purpose when there was another way is called cheating. There's no reason for it.

    • @JCPRuckus
      @JCPRuckus 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@LilDrummergurl48 - I'll stop saying people are being deliberately ignorant when they stop being deliberately ignorant. Wanting to sleep with multiple people doesn't imply wanting those people to sleep with multiple people as well. So polyamory is off the table, since you're probably going to have to agree to a reciprocal situation. But you knew that before you suggested polyamory, so, please, stop being deliberately ignorant.

  • @quayumbashua7441
    @quayumbashua7441 11 месяцев назад +16

    Someone give this guy a special already!!! Been watching him for a few years and his growth is impeccable

  • @DADAcreative
    @DADAcreative 11 месяцев назад +10

    "if you need to record the person you are dating, break up with them" solid advice

  • @anasanahuja9946
    @anasanahuja9946 11 месяцев назад +160

    Great content ❤ I hope u land a late night show ASAP cuz I need it

  • @scon4130
    @scon4130 11 месяцев назад +129

    I know Josh is talented 'cause I just listened to him talk for 16 minutes about some shit that I have not even the foggiest notion of the story behind and it was still entertaining.

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 5 месяцев назад +2

      me, too.
      i looked the guy up. he was a naughty boy !!

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 3 месяца назад +3

      This is how I get my current news 😂

  • @janahartnett1891
    @janahartnett1891 11 месяцев назад +242

    I always truly enjoy watching this young man. Truly a smart, funny comedian.

  • @MrSmith-bw5qk
    @MrSmith-bw5qk 11 месяцев назад +86

    He was litterally telling her I'm going to cheat I need you to deal with it 😂😂😂

  • @yesterdayitrained
    @yesterdayitrained 11 месяцев назад +27

    First time seeing this young man, and I am impressed by his intellect, insight, and humor. Truly enjoyable. He’s a rare gem.

  • @yellowluma101
    @yellowluma101 11 месяцев назад +258

    I love this special! He perfectly humanizes both people in this situation, and gives a lesson from this situation in an entertaining way!

    • @OrangeSplash7
      @OrangeSplash7 11 месяцев назад +3

      💯💯💯

    • @StevenLewis-z6c
      @StevenLewis-z6c 11 месяцев назад +3

      Definitely! Gets a good angle on both sides of the fence.

    • @mewho6199
      @mewho6199 11 месяцев назад +6

      He really shouldn't have though. I don't why feel the need to "both sides" DV when the woman is the perpetrator and the man is the victim.

  • @Abby_Normal_1969
    @Abby_Normal_1969 11 месяцев назад +423

    Yeah, the biggest red flag is feeling like you need to record your partner. There is either something wrong with you, them, or more likely both.

    • @k.h.307
      @k.h.307 11 месяцев назад +39

      If the other person who's recording has something wrong with them, it's probably being a victim. I recorded my ex because I heard no one will believe you. 🤷‍♀️

    • @Abby_Normal_1969
      @Abby_Normal_1969 11 месяцев назад +18

      @k.h.307 - I will acknowledge that possibility. There are times I wish I had a recording of a traumatic event. But not everyone who records is a victim.

    • @silververnallbells191
      @silververnallbells191 11 месяцев назад +30

      @@k.h.307 That's one side of it, but there's also another side where someone is an instigator until they get a reaction and THEN they turn the camera on to make the other person the bad guy. NOW when I see these types of "meltdown" videos, I know not to judge and instead ask "ok, what happened B4 u flipped on the camera?"

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained 11 месяцев назад +9

      Except in cases of domestic abuse (as noted above), if you are recording, spying, or ‘following’ your partner to see their misdeeds, it’s already over. You know. You don’t need to see it. You need to leave. The happy ending is gone, and any more energy you spend on that relationship is a waste of your time, your self-respect, and your soul.

    • @Abby_Normal_1969
      @Abby_Normal_1969 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@yesterdayitrained - that is fair. To protect yourself, to protect your child - just about anything is reasonable.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 11 месяцев назад +263

    I have no idea who those people are, what happened, or anything, but this was hilarious and I legit laughed out loud.

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 11 месяцев назад +13

      Jonathon Majors played the opponent in Creed 3, and the villain in a couple of Marvel projects.

    • @politure
      @politure 11 месяцев назад +9

      @elaexplorer That's the ideal position to be in lol 🎉

    • @JLF201
      @JLF201 10 месяцев назад

      Same.

    • @clittle1807
      @clittle1807 7 месяцев назад

      I had to stop watching,look it up come back and finish

  • @melissabuckley3796
    @melissabuckley3796 11 месяцев назад +21

    The Malcolm X reference... whew.... that was HIGHlarious!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • @Smokey_Crow
    @Smokey_Crow 11 месяцев назад +47

    This young man has better relationship advice than most family therapists lol.

  • @saundrad007
    @saundrad007 11 месяцев назад +6

    Thanks!

  • @TheGrifter42
    @TheGrifter42 11 месяцев назад +77

    This was great, been following this guy for awhile now. His growth as a comedian has been amazing to watch. This stuff needs to be on a special, he’s been killing it these past few years.

  • @shanzi9009
    @shanzi9009 11 месяцев назад +79

    Made me laugh...Thanks Josh for always coming through

  • @dawnschliesser2484
    @dawnschliesser2484 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @Topself24
    @Topself24 11 месяцев назад +26

    15:38 “46 from 1958. …Sepia tone”
    I’m dead

  • @colinskahilu
    @colinskahilu 11 месяцев назад +87

    Absolutely nailed this as always. Josh you're amazing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eminosose
    @eminosose 11 месяцев назад +49

    “He looks like a Time Traveler”
    Kang: Ouch…..

  • @Nursetaybae
    @Nursetaybae 11 месяцев назад +103

    Yes he needs to stop before the masses figure out he’s actually from the past 😭😂

  • @InvictusRed1911
    @InvictusRed1911 11 месяцев назад +7

    Y'all.. this man wrote 17 mins of material and just threw it away on RUclips. No crowd work no nothing.. I can't wait to see what his actual set looks like!

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 11 месяцев назад +147

    Every time anything happens in the news I can't wait for Josh to cover it 😂😂

  • @joemanco1075
    @joemanco1075 11 месяцев назад +18

    I work outside a lot and I live in Oklahoma. This time of year is insane. You have kept me sane so thanks man. You have a gift but I gotta save this for work tomorrow.

  • @VincentTornude
    @VincentTornude 11 месяцев назад +116

    the "i'm a nice guy" moment lmaoo

  • @jaycielle
    @jaycielle 11 месяцев назад +9

    OK I was >90% certain before, but now I _KNOW_ Josh is a comedy phenomenon - I almost never hit the notif bell but he nailed this so well that I had to do it just now!
    For someone to be so sensitive & emotionally intelligent, then for them to use that to IMPROVE the bit & make the dicey parts even funnier, is something special _(and clearly one of many killer tools he has available, kills me every time & from all kinds of angles)_

  • @suchaveggiegal
    @suchaveggiegal 11 месяцев назад +25

    “All that creed 3…you over here just eatN shots…if somebody do this, you this” lmao

  • @cheekscowgirladventures4290
    @cheekscowgirladventures4290 11 месяцев назад +71

    I can’t stop watching this on repeat. Best laughs I’ve had in a long time ❤😂

  • @scottsalyards584
    @scottsalyards584 11 месяцев назад +56

    OMFG that Malcom X line killed me 😂😅😂

  • @lyndellrobinson3611
    @lyndellrobinson3611 11 месяцев назад +42

    I almost fell on my kitchen floor laughing at this set. Phenomenal jokes, Josh.

  • @DodaGarcia
    @DodaGarcia 9 месяцев назад +11

    "If there's something you want more than anything else, you can't let other things get in the way, especially if they don't bring you anything good"
    I did not expect such a hard, true lesson from a comedy bit but here we are.

  • @ms.cassie_909
    @ms.cassie_909 11 месяцев назад +8

    This is hilarious, insightful, and very conversational - Great delivery from start to finish 👏🏾

  • @brandonjustis
    @brandonjustis 11 месяцев назад +22

    watching this live was truly special. my sides were hurting by the end of this set. josh is the best doing it rn!

  • @OfficialChrissums
    @OfficialChrissums 11 месяцев назад +10

    Im so serious about Josh being the next big thing in comedy. I really think hes got it all. Quick wit, strong stage presence, good timing, its all there.

  • @childofpersia1213
    @childofpersia1213 11 месяцев назад +66

    This set was particularly great, Josh. 🙌

  • @krazykaye8843
    @krazykaye8843 8 месяцев назад +2

    Nah, 46 from 1958 is completely outta line and one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Exconfinedtroll.
    @Exconfinedtroll. 7 месяцев назад +4

    Discovered Josh like a month ago and I still haven't heard a joke that hasn't slapped. Part of me wishes I found out sooner but now I just got videos to bing

  • @TechCityExplorer
    @TechCityExplorer 11 месяцев назад +76

    The daily show needs you! Only way I would watch them again is if you hosting it. Absolutely brilliant set!

    • @joaquindonoso5481
      @joaquindonoso5481 11 месяцев назад +3

      If he does, he will become way less funny.

    • @apollyon1
      @apollyon1 11 месяцев назад

      Oh that is a nice shout. Very nice.

    • @hardingirls12
      @hardingirls12 11 месяцев назад +1

      The daily show would ruin him

    • @tonideaderick7024
      @tonideaderick7024 11 месяцев назад +1

      Isn't Josh a writer for the Daily show?

  • @bufordhighwater9872
    @bufordhighwater9872 11 месяцев назад +36

    That thing he said about recognizing when things are bad and getting out instead of scheming...So gd true.

  • @bryansupersun
    @bryansupersun 11 месяцев назад +20

    This is the most mature take on this topic I’ve heard. 👏🏾👏🏾 and funny as heck….

  • @demitriwylde
    @demitriwylde 11 месяцев назад +11

    Josh, you always kill with your topical humor. A true genius 🤩

  • @jaysoncox8
    @jaysoncox8 11 месяцев назад +21

    When Disney hired him to be Kang they were thinking the same thing Josh was “he looks like a time traveler”

  • @agt5jx87
    @agt5jx87 11 месяцев назад +182

    Went to college with Majors. It's sad to see what's happened to him. I wasn't an actor but as a person of color in the arts, I looked up to him.

    • @sondraedwards5205
      @sondraedwards5205 11 месяцев назад +46

      That man ain't doa damn thang to that woman they set him up and we all know it all he done was dated the "wrong woman" and possibly pissed some of the behind the scenes type of ppl off one goes with the other

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 11 месяцев назад +31

      @@sondraedwards5205 🙄

    • @vishnu2407
      @vishnu2407 11 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@sondraedwards5205😂😂😂

    • @kyleellis1825
      @kyleellis1825 11 месяцев назад

      Sounds like you have a lot in common with the man. Bet you've had your hands on plenty of women.@@sondraedwards5205

    • @caliber7840
      @caliber7840 11 месяцев назад +34

      U still can. He made a bad choice by picking a drunk idiot. His bad choice shouldn't define him as a person nor his career. #Justice4Jonathan .

  • @sliceofyourlyfe5794
    @sliceofyourlyfe5794 11 месяцев назад +65

    Josh, you should've brought up the text messages that Jonathan's own lawyers brought into the case. It was so nad for him, dude. Dude injured the girl, she went to the hospital and he texted her not to because the cops will be involved and cops dont treat black ppl right so it would be her fault.
    It was crazy to read them and his lawyers thought they COOKED bringing that out for his defense

    • @othmanehaldaoui
      @othmanehaldaoui 11 месяцев назад +6

      That doesn't prove anything. We don't know the full context of what happened or how she was injured. I agree, that those texts didn't help in the case. But still,' they prove nothing.

    • @sliceofyourlyfe5794
      @sliceofyourlyfe5794 11 месяцев назад

      @@othmanehaldaoui it proves the guy is a goofey headed goober. That's what it proves. Telling someone they can't go to the hospital because they're white and you're black and cops will treat the black person bad is wild. Bringing those texts to court made his whole character worse. It was like those cases from cartoons or something.

    • @Artemis583
      @Artemis583 11 месяцев назад

      Not true. They redacted a lot of the texts but she was taking painkillers sleeping pills daily with alcohol. She was exhibiting drug-seeking behavior and he didn't want her mess linked to him. After the car incident she went to the club with strangers and drank the rest of the night and then took pills at home. The doctors testified that she has alcoholism

    • @play-fool
      @play-fool 11 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@othmanehaldaoui and that's exactly what they commented. They did not say anything about proof, they said that it made him look bad.

    • @DemsAndRinosRuinedAmerica
      @DemsAndRinosRuinedAmerica 11 месяцев назад

      Yup he knocked her azz upside the head 😂

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer 11 месяцев назад +154

    I thought Jonathan Majors was older than me! Instead, he's 8 years younger. That is weird.

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 11 месяцев назад +9

      you do NOT look 42.
      ...you have so much laughter in your eyes, like you're laughing without laughing.

    • @enzomthethwa5861
      @enzomthethwa5861 11 месяцев назад +3

      Same! I'm 2 years older than JM, and I thought he was older than me until now.

    • @pristinegarbagesir2997
      @pristinegarbagesir2997 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah time is totally licking toads these days 😂

  • @JHernandez
    @JHernandez 11 месяцев назад +3

    Happy the algorithm fed me this, not only hilarious, but the best commentary I heard on this entire messy situation. 🔥

  • @BluishGnome
    @BluishGnome 11 месяцев назад +36

    This guy is the next comedy great of this generation. Can’t wait to see his shows in 10 years!

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained 11 месяцев назад

      I agree! This popped in my feed, and I’m like, damn, this dude is great! Waiting on what he was going to say next, and how he was going to say it.

  • @SupaSargeakaQ
    @SupaSargeakaQ 11 месяцев назад +32

    She was keeping up with Jonathan Majors like a cameraman on Cops chasing a subject whose getting away from the cops chasing them

  • @angieinthecity
    @angieinthecity 11 месяцев назад +260

    The lesson for today, " Date within your own weight class"😂😂😂

  • @eliasscorsone3220
    @eliasscorsone3220 11 месяцев назад +9

    How you come up with new material every day is so good, and they're good takes - the empathy to see the real people but the objectivity to see where things get absurd. You could be on the Daily Show, and I think you'd do a good job.

    • @NicoleCowie-u6l
      @NicoleCowie-u6l 7 дней назад

      He is on the Daily Show

    • @eliasscorsone3220
      @eliasscorsone3220 6 дней назад

      @@NicoleCowie-u6l he wasn't when I made the comment. Then he was. I'm not saying I got him the job, but I'm not NOT saying it.

  • @donperera5806
    @donperera5806 11 месяцев назад +19

    Steadily becoming my favourite comedian. So funny that I forget my problems, but then empathetic and understanding enough on human nature and ethics that I start thinking about other people’s problems… 😂

  • @kerch-e
    @kerch-e 11 месяцев назад +6

    Dude, you just keep creating so much solid material. It's impressive, and more importantly, it's so funny.

  • @LostScarf
    @LostScarf 11 месяцев назад +33

    Another great set. So entertaining. It feels like the biggest lesson is to break up with crazy when you're doing well before it destroys you.

    • @joanna0988
      @joanna0988 11 месяцев назад +2

      To be fair Jonathan is crazy too 😂 This narrative of his girlfriend being the nutcase when he's cheating, running down streets, shoving her in cars, etc etc is wild because he's just as much of a participant.

  • @immario11
    @immario11 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is so my style of comedy. Easy, intelligent, conversational, witty and personable. I would love to see you live. Keep up the great work!

  • @actorandreozim
    @actorandreozim 11 месяцев назад +8

    BRO! Hilarious! Excellent craft work at storytelling as well. Can see this comic going very far

  • @martincrown8616
    @martincrown8616 11 месяцев назад +9

    thank you for cheering us all up! such a wonderful job you have ❤🎉

  • @mikedann1012
    @mikedann1012 11 месяцев назад +7

    Haha, his role in the lovecraft country show was perfect! He looked like he was from that time!

    • @Sole_Luv
      @Sole_Luv 11 месяцев назад +2

      Exactly!!! I loved that show; that's probably. why. 😂 If Josh hasn't seen the show, he's a genius cause it's spot on.