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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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  • @adamschlinker972
    @adamschlinker972 Год назад +645

    "Light is fucking gay, dog. I see during the day like the lord intended" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @diallo1347
    @diallo1347 Год назад +186

    I worked with this guy in Chicago. He was not only hilarious but super nice and humble. If you see his name, click the link or buy the tickets.

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 Год назад +4444

    Josh Johnson has officially lost his innocence and become the mature, jaded uncle always with something to say about the poor state of the world. And I am here for it!

    • @nola3572
      @nola3572 Год назад +108

      Fr last time I saw one of his clips he was young and innocent 😂

    • @janedo-re-mi2738
      @janedo-re-mi2738 Год назад +130

      ​@Nola357 right, he used to be sweet in naive. But the 2020 election and the pandemic have robbed him of his innocence.😭😭

    • @sentientplant9658
      @sentientplant9658 Год назад +123

      He went from catfishing the KKK to this 😂

    • @idkwuzgoinon
      @idkwuzgoinon Год назад +23

      @@sentientplant9658still one of my fav vids 😭

    • @cartoonhanks1708
      @cartoonhanks1708 Год назад +10

      Uncle Jaded

  • @breezus3928
    @breezus3928 Год назад +120

    "Light is fucking GAY y'all! I see in the day like the Lord intended!" The SCREAM I SCRUMPT!!!

  • @107uptown
    @107uptown Год назад +28

    The pot hole Karen joke had me rolling!

  • @GoingUpNorth
    @GoingUpNorth Год назад +26

    Great set! You are using your comedy not only to make us laugh, but give a positive message that transcends political opinions and sides and reminding us that we are all just human beings. That is something truly worthy of attention. Thank you!

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 Год назад +1

      I agree with his view on how stupid division is, in an ideal setting.
      But, to be fair, being democrat might be just an ideal to some, but to others it's life and death. I have to be very strictly left leaning, because the right wing parties are actively passing laws to take away my rights and protections. It's pratical. I don't idealise any politician, I just don't want to be hate crimed.
      Sure, we're all just human beings, but some of those human beings want to kill me and I'm not about to be friends with them.

  • @aleilasouzza
    @aleilasouzza Год назад +26

    Josh is one of the best comedians I had the pleasure of knowing during the pandemic. I love his performance!

  • @DaddyOpr8r
    @DaddyOpr8r 3 месяца назад +1

    I absolutely love this guy. Literally cant get enough. I listened to him all day and was just dying laughing. 😂😂😂

  • @CASI_1991
    @CASI_1991 Год назад +81

    You killed it bro. You're a natural

  • @wjm_213
    @wjm_213 3 месяца назад +4

    That Jake Paul joke aged perfectly lol

  • @BOBMAN1980
    @BOBMAN1980 Год назад +2

    Okay, dude. . .watched about 20-minutes of your stuff after not knowing you at all.
    Keep speaking your truth. It's AWESOME!

  • @jf7098
    @jf7098 Год назад +30

    Josh always has excellent material. I love his comedy style. Such a fan of this guy!

  • @andreaskoutsogiannis5795
    @andreaskoutsogiannis5795 Год назад +2

    Josh needs a lot more exposure! His material is relatable, funny and clever! He's going places!!

  • @pokemogofanf7297
    @pokemogofanf7297 Год назад +4

    I love your original take on this content. You’re quietly awesome 👏🏾

  • @isaackitone
    @isaackitone Год назад +10

    He was funny yet so serious.

  • @TownshipRadio19
    @TownshipRadio19 Месяц назад

    I've never seen a clip of Josh this mad yet I'm here for it

  • @HAYD3N3
    @HAYD3N3 5 месяцев назад +3

    Lmao top comment from the Biden falling of a bike video is like ‘Joe wanted to stop and say a few words on how the country is doing but decided actions speak louder than words’ lmao 💀

  • @April-oh7yx
    @April-oh7yx Год назад +10

    Awesome set!🎉 Funny, relevant and relatable😂❤

  • @newtnewt3491
    @newtnewt3491 6 месяцев назад

    I am a long time fan. I ❤️ that he is it now. I feel like a proud parent watching him perform now.🎉

  • @smailinen
    @smailinen Год назад +13

    yes thank you more please, you're amazing fam

  • @melanieinthecity
    @melanieinthecity 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love him he’s genius

  • @memralesandrol.7451
    @memralesandrol.7451 Год назад +1

    I think this is really smart and really funny. Mr. Johnson has his mind-heart in the right realm.

  • @tkelly5422
    @tkelly5422 Год назад +4

    Came here for the comedy. Left with the hard facts of society. Josh telling it like it is ❤

  • @hickyxnicky411
    @hickyxnicky411 Год назад +12

    I loved this set, laughing aloud, trying not to wake up the house.

  • @luzbelovyh
    @luzbelovyh Год назад +6

    Never heard you swear before🙃 you're hilarious as always!

  • @seanharrison3504
    @seanharrison3504 Год назад +6

    Great set man, really solid job!

  • @Krystal_Leigh
    @Krystal_Leigh 7 месяцев назад

    13:40 The way I hollered 😂

  • @1feloniouspunk
    @1feloniouspunk Год назад +2

    This was a delight. Epically difficult to make these topics funny, but he eeked out a homer! Kudos!

  • @danika9448
    @danika9448 Год назад +1

    Finally, someone talking some sense! Love your insights.

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead35 Год назад +13

    Was so excited to see new material! Great as always. Biden stuff is on point. Gaslit into being president lol

  • @dacejaunzeme4849
    @dacejaunzeme4849 6 месяцев назад

    I needed this so much 😂😂😂😂

  • @Illhostility
    @Illhostility 8 месяцев назад

    Just found this man, absolutely love him. Shane or Theo need to get him on their podcast!

  • @bubblingbubztheklown5902
    @bubblingbubztheklown5902 4 месяца назад

    13:55 😂😂😂😂 my husband as said that before and then there were no dishes and he didn't get laid! 😂😂😂

  • @D415h4n34
    @D415h4n34 Год назад

    If he comes to your city, GO. Absolutely worth it and I'm an introvert. Fell in love with his work after he opened for Trevor back in 2019

  • @username_882
    @username_882 5 месяцев назад +1

    Edison doesn't get credit for electricity, Nikola Tesla does. Good shit as always though

  • @katboss4886
    @katboss4886 Год назад +6

    Love some Josh at work!

  • @towanaism
    @towanaism Год назад

    I love his constant. We need more of this.

  • @EmpressOfExile206
    @EmpressOfExile206 3 месяца назад

    I just wanna say how 🔥🔥🔥 that Ali vs Jake Paul analogy was now that we literally have a Jake Paul vs 60 year old Mike Tyson on the cards 💯 💀😭

  • @lynnfitzpatrick1932
    @lynnfitzpatrick1932 6 месяцев назад

    I love this man. He is good looking, hysterically funny and an exceptionally intelligent human being.

  • @michaelallen3195
    @michaelallen3195 Год назад

    I saw the title and thought, "ugh, same old tired topics," but this was a fresh take on a lot of them. Solid jokes. I'd go see him live.

  • @ykmitchell
    @ykmitchell Год назад +1

    I've been a fan sonce "catfishing the KKK." This man has the potential to save new age comedy. He only gets better & he doesn't miss!!!

  • @codycharlie1612
    @codycharlie1612 Год назад

    ......I see during the day....like the Lord intended🤣😂🤣

  • @zodjenkins2595
    @zodjenkins2595 Год назад +2

    Great set genuine laughs no cap 👏

  • @christinelin9763
    @christinelin9763 Год назад

    I’m just watching the way he holds the mic. He’s so funny with and without intention.

  • @Snappldel
    @Snappldel 9 месяцев назад

    Josh is coming for our necks 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PhilipDavid-ew5gt
    @PhilipDavid-ew5gt Год назад

    It's so great to see some new material from josh!

  • @unbiasedtv6525
    @unbiasedtv6525 Год назад +1

    Im jealous of how young he looks

  • @meredithwilliams4326
    @meredithwilliams4326 Год назад

    Omg I remember you from a long time ago! Very glad you’re still doing this :)

  • @truseeker1
    @truseeker1 Год назад

    Omg he is hilarious ❤😂

  • @michaelyeary828
    @michaelyeary828 9 месяцев назад

    Such a fire set

  • @jameslaurie1515
    @jameslaurie1515 Год назад

    at 9:40 I thought for sure he was going to say "Edison 2024!!" to bring it home...

  • @TheMABExperience
    @TheMABExperience Год назад

    Bro been keeping track! 100% accurate! 🤣🤣🤣💯🎯

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 Год назад

    I just found you and now you are a new favorite. 😂

  • @laurateegarden7020
    @laurateegarden7020 Год назад

    Brilliance

  • @TaraSmallss
    @TaraSmallss Год назад

    My husband travels for work and says the same stuff , we don’t really hate each other everything is a few people fighting for attention and people backing them up and picking sides.

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd Год назад

    Love your work! Comenting for the algorithm 🌻

  • @relativelybasic
    @relativelybasic Год назад

    Very tight set. Nice.

  • @Bronco541
    @Bronco541 Год назад

    Man speaks a lotta truth. Reminds me of George Carlin. We need more of this.

  • @lewiepostalone8776
    @lewiepostalone8776 Год назад

    What a comedian. I hope to see him do a sold out MSG in the next ten years !! Yoo keep this train rolling!

  • @gordonfelesina3170
    @gordonfelesina3170 Год назад

    that was so good lol😂

  • @mannyo2020
    @mannyo2020 Год назад

    You just want to see when you want to see? 😂😂😂 That was wild.

  • @chelm811
    @chelm811 Год назад

    The “I hate this shit so much” really hit hard. 😂

  • @Yurekacash
    @Yurekacash Год назад

    I love you, Josh. You look like Audre Lord.

  • @afrisbee7695
    @afrisbee7695 3 месяца назад

    So frigging true

  • @droppedf100
    @droppedf100 Год назад

    Never saw or heard of you but damn that was spot on 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paperbakwriter2886
    @paperbakwriter2886 Год назад

    Damn, that was a SOLID set!

  • @voidsword8095
    @voidsword8095 Год назад +4

    Nice

  • @Danne1886
    @Danne1886 Год назад

    Me and my friend were watching the news back in 2021 and Biden was practically falling asleep at the podium. My friend starts loosing his mind like "they need a secret service guy behind stage with blow gun to shoot him in the ass with an adrenaline dart! This is unacceptable!" He doesn't keep up with politics and was just incensed that the POTUS was embarrassing us on international TV. It was so funny.

  • @zzz5908
    @zzz5908 Год назад

    the way i was gonna say he reminds me of donald and then “this is america” played

  • @crystalmasters8582
    @crystalmasters8582 Год назад

    I said the same thing about the SS! You can jump in front of bullets but you can’t anticipate a fall? That’s crazy

  • @MarnieMelton-w8d
    @MarnieMelton-w8d 6 месяцев назад

    Oh no we wouldn't get to laugh with you if not for the Internet. Haters going to hate babe. Ignore the negative and keep doing your thing!!😊❤

  • @CottonCandyPops
    @CottonCandyPops 6 месяцев назад

    Who knew he would be so close with the Jake Paul and Ali fight! 😬

  • @annlorrainesia3846
    @annlorrainesia3846 Год назад

    That part at 8:27-34 totally did it 😂😂😂

  • @hippymoustacherides
    @hippymoustacherides Год назад

    Great stuff man!

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa Год назад

    Loved this set...hit some good truths

  • @smailinen
    @smailinen Год назад +4

  • @kshinokevin
    @kshinokevin 9 месяцев назад

    Josh Johnson is an Old Head in a young'n's body; he's a Millenial, (not a Gen Z-era/period) = a whipper snapper: who uses this word anymore, I don't. This Dude is Fire; no Cap...

  • @biggusmunkusthegreat
    @biggusmunkusthegreat Год назад

    First time Ive seen you, this was hilarious

  • @ESPNemployedK
    @ESPNemployedK Год назад

    fkn Brilliant

  • @Professional_444
    @Professional_444 Год назад

    INVEST IN THIS BRILLIANT MAN🎉

  • @iunderstanphotography2780
    @iunderstanphotography2780 Год назад

    grew to like him om here, so glad to see him open for Trevor Noah and this was a funny set as usual!

  • @markdavies9117
    @markdavies9117 10 месяцев назад

    The Internet has a lot of bad. But it has introduced me to Matt Rife and you. Ignore the haters. You have a lot to say and you are hilarious saying it.

  • @songs359359
    @songs359359 Год назад

    Bill burr vibes.. I like it

  • @src3360
    @src3360 Год назад +4

    I helped a very str8 friend take photos for his onlyfans. He wears spandex superhero suits.. 🤐😂

    • @PhantomOfThePsy-Opera
      @PhantomOfThePsy-Opera Год назад

      That's gay!

    • @src3360
      @src3360 Год назад

      @@PhantomOfThePsy-Opera
      Not at all...

    • @PhantomOfThePsy-Opera
      @PhantomOfThePsy-Opera Год назад

      @@src3360 lol...if you say so

    • @flamefangstar
      @flamefangstar Год назад

      Do you know how much he makes?

    • @src3360
      @src3360 Год назад +1

      @@PhantomOfThePsy-Opera
      Whats gay about taking pictures?
      Is it gay to drink out of a straw?🙄

  • @soulja304
    @soulja304 Год назад

    Like the lord intended is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @sydneyvo.mp3
    @sydneyvo.mp3 Год назад +1

    Always been funny but the energy is different these days and I’m into it.

  • @almostclintnewton8478
    @almostclintnewton8478 Год назад

    ngl there have been situations in the past where I was like 95% sure that if I just tossed some coochie in the right direction I'd be home scott free or even have it made for the next 12 hours at least. It's not even principles holding me back, it just looks like a bunch of work that I can't be assed to do

  • @leoniee1545
    @leoniee1545 Год назад +3148

    if Josh Johnson is this riled up, you know shit has hit the fan.

    • @breebarry4422
      @breebarry4422 Год назад +32

      😂 For Real!

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Год назад +30

      It's the bus-ride-after-bird-shit all over again.

    • @lpk6372
      @lpk6372 Год назад +1

      Uncle carlton has to choose if he is white or black and he having a hard time

    • @yogijaya2897
      @yogijaya2897 Год назад +2

      Right!
      This Kidd really grew up.. perf CT clip tons nd to your young family members.
      Families are Friends too ...

    • @tutumomo5167
      @tutumomo5167 5 месяцев назад

      Right

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella Год назад +739

    9:10 "I see during the day like the lord intended" is too good, Josh getting into his Carlin era

    • @spookyariel1
      @spookyariel1 Год назад

      Is he a staunch athiest like Carlin?

    • @coreythemaan
      @coreythemaan 10 месяцев назад

      Who is Carlin

    • @alberry414
      @alberry414 10 месяцев назад

      @@coreythemaan George Carlin. He was a stand-up comic that talked a lot about the state of the world, and how dumb Americans/people in general are.

    • @MetaKnight964
      @MetaKnight964 8 месяцев назад +1

      Carlin was a fool.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@MetaKnight964Carlin should have been our dictator for life. He was a warrior poet more than he was a comedian, you syncope.

  • @tessoleary626
    @tessoleary626 Год назад +2732

    You’re a comedian who I’ve kept coming back to over the years. It’s been cool to see how you’ve grown as a person and a comedian, and hear your perspective through your comedy. I hope to see your show in person some day!

    • @montananerd8244
      @montananerd8244 Год назад +56

      He's def showing his age, now he looks like he's at least 17! Love you josh!!!

    • @tessoleary626
      @tessoleary626 Год назад +31

      He’s aging like fine wine 😊

    • @ironmonster27
      @ironmonster27 Год назад

      😊😅😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊 0:26 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @GyzelE
      @GyzelE Год назад +25

      Definitely, bro! The first video i watched of Josh was the clip of his friend going to a Klan meeting and Josh eating the ribs 😅😅😅😅

    • @greatmoney6452
      @greatmoney6452 Год назад +5

      True every few years I type his name in and still got it

  • @iedison3839
    @iedison3839 Год назад +215

    This isn't even a comedy routine, this is a rant about reality and our reality is so ridiculous that it's funny 😂

    • @unkledoda420
      @unkledoda420 4 месяца назад +5

      Seriously though, this sh*t stopped being funny a couple years ago, it's just sad and pathetic at this point.

    • @goodasgoing
      @goodasgoing 3 месяца назад +3

      Yes, he seems pretty riled up here, I really haven't heard him cursing to this level before, and I can totally relate 😢 But In the previous sets I've been watching he just is so laid back and philosophical. Life does get frustrating if we think about everything too much, unfortunately.

    • @notdabestgaming7221
      @notdabestgaming7221 3 месяца назад +2

      That's what comedy 😅

  • @cobalt1754
    @cobalt1754 Год назад +1437

    I fuckin' love Josh Johnson. It's great to see how far he's come since catfishing the KKK, and I'm excited to see where comedy takes him.

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Год назад +57

      I THOUGHT I KNEW HIM FROM SOMETHING!! Thank you for commenting this

    • @Джонатан-р8д
      @Джонатан-р8д Год назад +3

      ​@@mason96575😂😂😂

    • @Wrappedinhisglory
      @Wrappedinhisglory Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂 that joke was funny

    • @shirin9452
      @shirin9452 Год назад +21

      Do we think Dale ever found out now that Josh Johnson is kind of well known???

    • @shimomiaizo
      @shimomiaizo Год назад +2

      Man that was GREAT

  • @Girrrrrrrr
    @Girrrrrrrr Год назад +1140

    Jaded 40yr old comedy from a 25 year old comic lol. LOVE IT.

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Год назад +41

      I thought he's 34?

    • @GDL364
      @GDL364 Год назад +41

      @@mason96575it’s part of a joke from his set, he is in his 30s.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 Год назад +72

      @@mason96575 He's 34? Fuck he looks younger than me and I *am* 25

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Год назад +35

      @@Neion8 yea he's aging super well, I'm jealous 😭
      Enjoy your 20's! 🍻

    • @diamondsngunns88
      @diamondsngunns88 Год назад +25

      @@Neion8 yes enjoy your 20s! They feel like they’ll last forever and then you wake up on day and you’re just….older. And it feels like it happens overnight. Don’t get me wrong, it’s always a huge blessing to wake up every morning! However it’s nothing wrong with def enjoying yourself! ❤🎉

  • @solo4889
    @solo4889 Год назад +634

    Why doesn’t he have a Netflix special yet??? He should have a few honestly

    • @ucreategames
      @ucreategames Год назад +38

      @@haydehero6561 Elaborate your points please.

    • @kidista7153
      @kidista7153 Год назад +5

      I think he does on peacock or something

    • @pendleton123
      @pendleton123 Год назад +7

      Why do people that find a comedian funny think they automatically qualify for Netflix

    • @ninaschultz6922
      @ninaschultz6922 Год назад +24

      Take a look around here on RUclips for your specials 🎉❤ Josh has comedy albums, and he has videos of which some are very well produced as well as more underground live shows, and there is a lot of podcast stuff (Josh&Logan).
      Sure, a Netflix special may be nice, but Josh seems pretty successful in producing and putting his work out to the public anyway 😊

    • @vaughnyerkes8039
      @vaughnyerkes8039 Год назад

      @@pendleton123 cuz theres a few specials on there that suck ass

  • @ComicsTeacher
    @ComicsTeacher 3 месяца назад +36

    Best comedian so far this decade. The fact that he has new, current material, all the time, proves his skills and talent. We’ve been waiting for you, Josh!

  • @SavySentient
    @SavySentient Год назад +1471

    He is actually 1000% correct on the social media and political stuff!

    • @huckwalton2307
      @huckwalton2307 Год назад +42

      I’m kind of tolling because I love this bit, but Trump completely undermined a pandemic protocal that started with Bush Sr. and finished with Obama.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Год назад

      @huckwalton2307
      Trvmp is a shitty King Midas.
      Everything he touches turns to shit.

    • @aoisora1445
      @aoisora1445 Год назад

      @@huckwalton2307 we give Trump credit for rushing the vaccine, but it was only really completed under Biden... but the vaccine came out too soon or before it was properly tested... at best Johnson's and Johnson's vaccine was insanely strong, and had people either be okay after taking it or severely sick, and then they were good to go... but in most cases it required them to book off from work... the other vaccines which with some you could take and often still work, had a lot of side effects that only got discovered like a year or two after it was passed out, so I will say at least half of the vaccines were actually tested properly, but the other half were rushed out in a trial state...

    • @BlackandWhitecustoms
      @BlackandWhitecustoms Год назад +3

      I don't think you understand how percentages work 😅

    • @maximus3294
      @maximus3294 Год назад +33

      ​@@BlackandWhitecustomshyperbole, look it up

  • @mctrimm7097
    @mctrimm7097 Год назад +109

    He's proof that you can be the GOAT comedian without being nasty.

    • @andrayday8064
      @andrayday8064 5 месяцев назад +8

      He literally talked about only fans and how wiener market value is not good.

  • @tgraha21
    @tgraha21 Год назад +453

    Yo his energy has changed. His delivery has improved. Good job man

    • @yogijaya2897
      @yogijaya2897 Год назад +2

      True definition of WOKE

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrin Год назад +12

      ​@@yogijaya2897we supposed to take thst sentence seriously orrrrrrrrrr...

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 Год назад +3

      More experience relating to an audience ... maybe why JJ's more relaxed & confident.

  • @p.f132
    @p.f132 Год назад +45

    5:51 "Everything is something. That gotta be exhausting."
    Now thats a goddamn quote right there.

  • @zacharyberry2534
    @zacharyberry2534 Год назад +850

    Josh has always been underrated to me. Hilarious.

    • @berrryan4984
      @berrryan4984 Год назад +8

      He was the best one on the lineup at NY CC last night. Him and Rafi Bastos owned the whole show

    • @zacharyberry2534
      @zacharyberry2534 Год назад +3

      Well damn, how do we get him out at the grand canyon?

    • @ohmaimai3511
      @ohmaimai3511 Год назад +2

      @@zacharyberry2534host a gig and hire him!

    • @HawthorneHillNaturePreserve
      @HawthorneHillNaturePreserve Год назад

      DUDE, you better beg for forgiveness! Joe got The Dumpster out of office! To me that qualifies him as “The Man”. That’s right, it’s “Brandon Bitch”!

    • @ninaschultz6922
      @ninaschultz6922 Год назад +4

      Josh is such a great comedian with admirable skills. Joshs' stories are super funny, honest and wise as well as they give solace. Josh knows what he is doing, I appreciate his work. Is he underrated, though, still?