I gotta tell you, one of the BEST parts about your act is that you just... pause. And wait. Even if I didn't laugh right away, when you give me a second to think about the scenario and imagine it, I start laughing. You can hear it in the audience, too. You deliver a line, right? and then, and then... just ... wait. It's very effective. Your timing is as unique as your humor. Brilliant. #PatientlyWaitingInCleveland
Josh, all of a sudden, I can't read the description of your video. It's behind a dark gray shadow that has all your socials and links in blue... I don't think I changed anything on my end. Is anyone else experiencing this?
Pest control tech here: don’t feel bad about getting mice. You can have the cleanest home, if they wanna get in, they’re going to. It happens to everyone eventually.
Out of all those people who spit out that candy, you know there were like, 5 people with undiagnosed ADHD who were unexpectedly having the most productive days of their lives 😂
As someone with ADHD, I was just thinking that. Would've been a Zen day for sure, lol. My other thought was about that one person who can eat or drink anything and isn't phased, who probably crunched it up, "yuck," and went on with their day.
I've never been diagnosed, but my sister and I feel pretty certain I am. My brain is never quiet and my productivity level seems to be nonexistent. However I do also hyperfixate. Like I could tell there was a couple in the who weren't laughing. Just still as a stone except when the woman went to grab something from her purse. When they left I was so grateful. They disappeared when he mentioned being a liberal. I couldn't stop looking at the back of their heads wishing they would laugh. It made me fustrated for Josh and it made it difficult for me to fully enjoy. Once they were gone I was enjoying the set with the rest of the crowd. And the lady had a hair style I hadn't seen since the 80s.
Ugh, when I was really young we lived on the second floor of a two apartment house and downstairs had roaches to the point my mom would put out a spray every time we left the house and it never helped. I was so young, my only memories in that house are a random Easter morning, an earthquake, and having nightmares about roaches that persist to this day, in my forties.
I lived in a tenement building in Florida as a kid in the 80s. It was a roach motel as is but when someone who didnt clean moved in nearby... which happened twice... holy shit. Horror movie material. And we had Palmetto bugs too... giant flying roaches. And the carpets were dark brown so when it got bad... it looked like the floor was alive. 😬
Thank God my aunt lived in a Polish neighborhood. Roach problem her landlord wouldn’t fix. All she had to do was go to the local bar one night and start telling people. Fixed in a few days 😌
@@christinecadorette4316 The worst part is places with food will get shut down for roaches but a landlord with an apartment infested can't get in trouble, at least where I live. I rented an apartment and found roaches after the contract was signed but before I started moving in. I called city and state agencies and there were no protections. So it's ok to have roaches in home kitchens where you live but not in ones that aren't yours. Fucking infuriating.
My first mice: my little dogs would be on my bed, barking at the walls in the middle of the night, while the mice would be scurrying around. Tried humane traps…then kill traps & sticky paper…then legal poison. Nothing worked. Finally got a scrawny old “yard” cat off Craigslist. He left 7 dead mice on the carpet, over the first week. Each mouse had a neat puncture hole in its neck. Never heard or saw another mouse. The cat is still a beloved & treasured member of the family. Sleeps on the bed. Now a plump cat with multiple dishes filled with kibble, wet food, & treats. He totally rules over the dogs. 🥰🥰
My sister looked after her friend’s cat for a week and mice actually moved in at the same time, mice would run down the stairs passing the cat and it would ignore them!
I'll try to make a long story short(er). Did cat rescue, foster & adoption. Sent two difficult to adopt cats to live in a barn. Lady said the morning after the first time she left their relocation cage open, there were several dead mice neatly lined up side by side on display as proof the cats knew why they were there, and were on top of the situation. She said she never saw another barn mouse. Then the cats started venturing out into a nearby orchard to eliminate any rodents there too. People joke about cats being nature's cuddly perfect killing machine, but it's true!
I live in Florida, and I have a tiny lizard roommate that lives in my bathroom. The lizard eats the ghost ants that infest our condo when it rains, so they are paying rent.
Came here and commented Josh to cure my depression and so many of y'all on the comments told me it'll be okay. You all have no idea how much that means to me right now 😭 I love you all...
"You could have told NO ONE!" 🤣 Some people want to be influencers so bad that they'll reveal things about themselves that will make you question reality. 😂
For real! I was watching Worst Ex Ever on Netflix, and in one episode, this man hired a guy to kill his ex-wife, and this guy and his girlfriend recorded their whole trip to the woman's house on Snapchat, flashing the money they were paid afterward and the whole nine. 🤦🏽♀They're both in prison for decades now, so I hope whatever "likes" they got were worth it!
Like pretty much every story RFK tells. I thought I had heard the worst story he could possible have when he talked about the brain worm; But then, today I heard about a story his daughter told in an interview about how he severed the head from a beached decaying whale during a vacation at their beach house, strapped it to the top of the car, and they drove home with it so he could "study" it. That man is harboring some dark stuff and doesn't seem to want to keep it to himself.
@Sypherz wildest part was they all had to wear full-body plastic wrap because the "whale juice" was leaking through the windows. Oh- and they also cut mouth holes (to breathe), rendering the plastic ineffective lmfaooo
Seems like someone donated the wrong candy. Somewhere out there is a drug dealer with a bunch of hard candy that is unexpectedly _actually_ candy, and they are very unhappy
@@oriontigley5089 In NZ the meth is supplied by the gangs, who have families and come from low income areas. I'm not surprised they'd be donating to food banks
@@oriontigley5089 someone going "I hate my ex but throwing away candy in the real trash is TOO wasteful for spite" With or without knowing that ex had, uh, Extra Candy mixed in with decoy Regular Candy. That's the only thing that "makes sense" in my mind, and even then only barely, otherwise that'd be... a crazy way to lose money AND self incriminate in one donation
@@oriontigley5089 "The authorities' “initial perceptions” were that the episode was likely an importation scheme gone awry". The candies (we call them lollies here) were in a packet imported from Malaysia.
I was watching T V in the dark one night and I looked up at a crack in the door to see a mouse look back at me like “ oh, whoops, you still up? My bad.” No fear.
I had them once, and that was the worst (and most expensive) couple months of my life! I threw out my couch and my rug, washed every stitch of clothing I owned, bought a mattress cover and new bedding, had the exterminators come twice... It was nuts.
@cv8499 - Similar, and I *_still bag up my clothing that I store away_* even though I have since moved 3,000 miles away. When the bed bug problem happened, I first sprayed my apartment a few days and stayed in a hotel for nearly a week. The chemicals and hotel and supplies ran me nearly $2k that I could never claim with my insurance company or get reimbursed for. It was especially tough going into work with itchy bites on my arms, legs and back and wincing while I could not scratch the heck out of my skin like I wanted to. I was so relieved when I moved out of that place, but there are residual behaviors I still have, like I had mentioned. I wouldn't wish that on a worst enemy.
Yup years ago, it took 4 months (2 or 3 professional exterminator sprayings) plus moving to get rid of my encounter with them from an apartment. Frigging neighbor was subletting illegally….subletter brought them in…neighbor didn’t want to get caught subletting so he just bought a bed bug b*mb from the drug store…as they seemed to have scurried to our place immediately after his DIY attempt. I will never be subject again to an attached neighbor’s mistakes. I will never live in a townhouse or apartment again. Plus me being a Debbie downer the summer Olympics probably brought over a ton of bb’s back to the USA. That’s what happened with the Sydney Olympics like 20 years ago.
in college, i woke up because i thought i had dropped my headphones into my sheets and they were rolling around. when i went to grab them, they wriggled out of my hand. i took a picture on my phone with the auto flash (i was tired, forgot flashlight exists) and now i have a photo of a mouse staring up at my from under my covers.
Yikes! That's a scary one. I once opened a closet to look a mouse in the eye on a shelf. I slammed the door closed and moved a dresser in front of that door. Heavy one too.
@@kimberlyfrey8740 correct. we actually caught him within a few minutes and found his 2 friends, then didn’t have any more. but it was a college apartment for 400 dollars in 2022 so really this was the best roommate situation i could have
10:35 while working in a preschool a kid (with a dead, strait face) told me in great detail about how his dog was brutally murdered & how his dad is gone and in “the bad place” because he did bad things. His dad literally dropped him off at school and his dog is very much alive 😮😮😮
😂😂😂😂😂 my niece wrote a story at 8yrs old that me and her had been in a bad car crash during the school holidays 😂😂 I was picking her up and got asked where my leg cast was EDIT TO ADD 🤣 my sister reminded me that I was also drunk driving 😳😳🤣🤣 I don't know how I forget that bloody part! I also do not drink alcohol sooooo...... 😂😂😂
@@amusingkiwi1981 My 10 yr. old son told a girl he was hit on the head & would die in a few months. She was bawling, school called me, I said sorry. Liars run on fathers side ( bank robbers too)
@@shlby69m 🤣🤣🤣 my sister told our boy cousin that she was gana lift up his house with a KFC spoon and he took off inside, hypoventalated, passed out and got 7 stitches in his head cos he thought it was imminent 🤣 my sister got in the shit but on the way home our mum just started laughing and saying what the hell made him think you even could lift up his house with a KFC spoon jammed in to a crack in the concrete step 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There was a tiny mouse who would tap on your boot and beg for a Cherrio on one of my deployments. Huge ears, big eyes... everyone was so tired and missing pets and folks at home... everyone fed Fivel.
Thank you for your service first of all ! Just to think your love for a little critter tells volumes about your spirit. I hope you are home safe now. 🐀
As a long time Josh Johnson fan (since klan ribs), am I the only one grateful that he posts EVERY SINGLE WEEK and doesn’t duck out like all our late night hosts? Josh, you’re the truth; thank you for doing what you do
Josh is a very special comedian... Some people tell jokes... Others are just funny people Josh is one of those funny people. He performs weekly and everyone gets a different show . Its absolutely insane
I have great respect for Josh, in particular, and other gifted comedians. They share a strong moral core/vision. They don't just make us laugh. They make us think about fundamental issues beneath the veneer of our daily lives. Thank you Josh for sharing your abundant talent and humanity with all oof us !
Exactly, Josh is one of the few pure pleasures in life. He gets the Solid Human award. I don't usually give it to famous people, but he is an exception
My white daughter when she was 5 wanted to have more melanin like her bestie that is both Black and Hispanic and I'm just like sorry kid your dad is a ginger 😂.
You should probably also tell her to not darken her skin for her personal aesthetic choice, because an entire spectrum of the population ruined that. That spectrum goes from Rachel Dolezal to Justin Trudeau 😅
@@Plethorality RUclips uses an algorithm to automatically hide certain comments. Also, if another RUclips community member in good standing found your comments offensive, and reported it retirement will also be hidden. This conversation is already about race which is a hot button issue... Because of all the racism. So find a way to creatively say what you just said, unless what you said is racially offensive in which case keep it.
I first heard ‘black people can’t be racist’ as a black person in a black school. I didn’t win any brownie points for politely telling the teacher I thought her reasoning was stupid.
@@Ramberta not to argue with you at a Denny’s but black people aren’t fundamentally excluded from power. There are absolutely situations in which prejudiced black people have enough power to oppress people systematically. Doesn’t happen as often as the other way around but it’s not impossible
@@RambertaYou can argue about there being no systemic racism towards White people in the USA I suppose. If you are so racist to believe the Irish facing discrimination and segregation systematically doesn't matter. But then I would say you are a bigot and so racist that I don't care about your opinion. Not all people that are considered white today would have been considered white throughout history.
@@Rambertayes but, while prejudice towards marginalised group is more important issue, individual person still can be rasist. It's not to say that it matter by comparison to systematic rasism, but individual still can hold rasist believes
Only comedian since George Carlin who can educate an audience and make me laugh out loud. I don't laugh often, I smile but belly laugh, no. It freaks my dogs out when I watch Josh. I am laughing till I cry. 2 beagles who start barking loudly (if you know, you know) so I turn up the sound and just keep laughing and learning. He is brilliant.
I have to admit that I let out a good laugh when he said he imagined meth tastes bad because as a recovering addict I can confirm that it is not a pleasant taste in the slightest
He needs his own weekly formal show, Ala The Daily Show with a different format. I find myself tuning into Josh weekly to get a humorous take on a topic specific to a given week.
I'm not especially freaked out by mice because I grew up in a house that was built back when this place was still a British colony. Basically, it was the mice's house, and we just happened to live there. But here's my best mouse story: Decades after leaving home and moving to another state and having been mouse free all that time, one day I'm sitting at my computer and a mouse comes casually walking across my desk. It stops, looks up at me like I'm supposed to offer it tea and biscuits, waits a second, does the mouse equivalent of shrugging its shoulders, and keeps walking. I was so stunned that I just watched it go. Not so stunned that I didn't buy a mouse trap later that day and set it up with the irresistible bait of peanut butter. Sure enough, next morning the trap was full and I threw it out. No more mice. Then, a week later my son finally gets around to unpacking his suitcase from having visited his grandparents and finds- and I am creeped out to this day- a nest of dead baby mice. What had happened was that the mouse had built a nest in his suitcase while at my parents' house, my son had unknowingly packed this whole family up and brought it home with him, and Momma had walked across my desk while out foraging. I was inclined to just burn the whole house down and start over. But my landlady disagreed with that idea.
My first attempt at writing a book when I was 13 was just a blatant rip-off of The Outsiders. Instead of the main character being named Ponyboy, I called him Horsekid or something. HAHAHA... Makes me laugh to this day.
It was that one creative writing class we took to boost our grade, right? Who else did that senior year of high school? The cringiest poetry you ever read! I cringe so hard I look like someone photographed mid sneeze.
@@Just1Nora Not me. I took creative writing in my senior year, but not to boost my grade! I wanted to be a writer. I went on to major in creative writing in college and am now a kid's book editor and published writer. So I guess it worked! lol
Josh has infinite material. I've never seen any comedian put out so much (scripted) comedy, and it's consistently hilarious. Sure, if you're doing crowd work or something, you can do this much, but it will be hit or miss. To have this much material, and have it be topical, it's incredible.
Shocked I’ve never seen Josh’s comedy before but I subscribed rt away! He’s so polished and seasoned he sounds like he’s been doin this for 50 yrs-a true natural to comedy I love it!!
As someone who suffers with extreme severe anxiety I can totally relate to her. I would stop eating for days at a time as a punishment. I worry a lot about my life, everyone around me and pleasing everyone. It's absolutely crippling, so glad she got the help she needed, lovely young lady it's so sad that society has 1 in 3 people suffering mental health issues. I hope everyone seeks help
Can you help with the reliable source I would really appreciate it. Many people talk about how mushrooms and psychedelics treats anxiety, but nobody talks about where to get them. Very hard to get a reliable source here in Australia. Really need!
Yes, doctor Greg mushroom I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
Holy shit I never thought about it before (and I think about this a lot), but your point about diaries/journals is on point. When I was like 12/13, I got a journal for Xmas. I started writing in it, and did so regularly for awhile. But then I misplaced it, and forgot about it for a couple of months. When I rediscovered it, I tried going back and re-reading what I had written. I was HORRIFIED. It was literally one of the most life-changing moments of my entire life (I'm 45 now). I had started hanging out with the 'popular crowd', and in my journal I was picking apart and insulting the friends that I had grown up with but no longer hung out with (because they were 'not cool'). What I had written was so deeply shallow, 'materialistic', mean, judgemental, and just all-around Bad that I recognized that I had become the kind of person that I was morally repulsed by. It is impossible to describe how completely this destroyed me internally. I tore all of the pages that had been written on out of the journal and threw them away. But then I was worried that someone, my parents maybe, might look through the trash and read what I wrote. So I pulled the pages out of the trash and tore them up into tiny pieces, making sure to year long-ways across the words so that not even a full word would appear on any of the scraps. I was profoundly ashamed of myself. I went back to my prior 'uncool' friends and begged them (and remember, I am a guy in the very beginning of the 1990s, like 1990-91) for not hanging out with them any more. They had no problem taking me back (of course they had no idea what I'd written and I am thankful that I didn't go beyond just thinking/writing the things to actually insulting them in person) and from that day forward I never hung out with the popular crowd or pursued popularity. I can not even imagine how different this scenario would have been if social media had existed. If I had written about it online in some form that I knew could never be retracted or taken back or truly undone... I probably wouldn't be here any more. God damn I knew kids today had it hard but I never thought about how bad the same personal development must be.
I just want to thank you for what you said about having pests in the home. Particularly apartments where you're in a highly populated building that you don't own. When I was 21, senior at university, in my first apartment by myself, I had bedbugs. Man, I did not have time for that, and it was at the beginning of there being a huge problem across my city with bedbugs (12-14 years ago.) But I'd never seen bedbugs before, and I was like why are all these tiny roaches marching in under the baseboard on this one side of the room.... my apartment was adjacent to the hallway to the fire escape. Someone abandoned an old mattress in that hallway. And it was an old building with hella cracks in the floors and Baseboards. But it's demoralizing. And I think it's slightly merited to be wary of your stuff touching someone else's, because if it's bad they will be in all your things. I was clean and rosy and at the computer lab early one morning and looked down to see a baby bedbug crawl out of my shirt. Demoralizing. The treatments from the apartment company did nothing except make me and my cat sick. This infestation was so bad they were in all my books and behind posters on the wall. This was also at a time where at the public libraries, all returned items were put in quarantine and inspected thoroughly before being reshelved, because like DVD cases would have an errant bedbug in it. Bad times! So my PSA if you have bedbugs. Wash all your bedding and blankets and rugs in hot water. Regularly. Get baby powder with talc as the main ingredient. Fucking coat everything. Vaccuum everything after a couple days and reapply the baby powder til you stop seeing bedbugs. Corner store fix for corner store prices. Cheers
We learned to just throw everything away😂 Washing didn't do it for us They even say burn everything, which I think is a better plan. Bed bugs are worse than roaches, period!!!!!
Josh - why have you never been on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me? Your charm, humor, and knowledge of current events would make you a winner! And who wouldn't want your voice on their voicemail??!
This! I have had lots of people on my feed repackaging Josh's content without anything added and reposting. It's weird some of what I saw just had like a red thin box around the outside of the video you wouldn't think that would be enough to fool automatic copyright detection especially When both videos are in RUclips.
I asked one of my students what she did over the weekend and she said her parents took her to Africa. @10:30 I just said bless you baby! Kids just being alive have the best stories.
I remember at summer camp, I was like 7 this other camper told me her grandmother was the Queen of England and I believed her. I remember telling my mom and she was said that wasn't possible. Lying for the heck of it never occurred to me, I only lied to get out of perceived trouble.
Thank you for posting. I haven't smiled, let alone laughed all week! Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us to make our day better! We appreciate you!
I'm sick so I figured I'd close my eyes and just listen to Josh but I can't I keep opening my eyes to see the Expressions on Josh face because I live for those expressions lol
I recently caught up with an old neighbor. We lived in an actual roach motel it seemed like. This set was perfectly timed to our cringey remembrance of our awful apartment building. Keep up the amazing shows JJ. You are a hella funny dude. Thanks for bringing so much joy into my life.
I had a rat once. It used to eat the insides of my bananas, spitting the skin back out and leaving it behind. Thing was impossible to catch, it was too smart for traps. One night my drunk roommate was walking across the kitchen in the dark, and accidentally kicked it across the floor while it was out marauding. It never came back after that.
In the city I live in, it's not entirely uncommon to see a mouse scurry across the street. You can literally see their little underground villages that they build under flower beds. I can only imagine the pest control problem that they can cause in those apartments.
@@sebastianmosqueda5959 In my neighbourhood if you're up before dawn and look out you can see rats as big as Chihuahuas prowling around. My downstairs neighbour is a surgeon and he was on early shift. I was looking out the window (I'm an insomniac) and there was this big rat sitting up on its haunches watching the guy getting ready to leave. The guy took an empty soda can out of his car and threw it at the rat. The rat didn't run away, it leaped TOWARD the guy. Man was in that car and out of the parking lot in a heartbeat! Fortunately so far there are no rats in the buildings.
Good for you! I just read a comment here that said they had a roach infestation from "someone above or below" them and that their cat "always" breaks into lesions whenever this happens 🤦 good to see someone with actual self awareness
My wife and I always look forward to everyone of your shows. And we are amazed at the amount of work you put into what you do. Sometimes so much we hope you're taking care of yourself.
The way I had to stop this repeatedly for interruptions but it was too good to just close and save for later is chef's kiss. You go on with your liberal self Josh!
Ikr!? I just woke up & first I started the coffee & then I am watching this & waiting for coffee when I hear the garbage collection truck coming! I had to go fast or I would miss them, but I pause the video lol then I got back & settled in again & I'm watching when I hear that beeping in my kitchen, the reminder that the coffee is ready & so I got up to grab a cup, but I pause it again, then I'm back. 2-3 more interruptions later.. I've paused it every time but now I'm just like, fk it! Ima restart this one because I'm still walking around in between pausing and the whole time I'm still concerned I've missed something. Fomo is real! 😂
What gets me is that he puts out so much more material than other comics, yet he's still fresh. He's also so considerate of his audience and community. I definitely must see him live. 💜
listen I just want to say. Almost every stand up comedian I would feel bad for watching a set and then going out and watching the same one IRL, but you have such an honest way of interacting with the crowd both online and off that I would still absolutely love to do that. It’d feel like a friend telling one of your favorite stories to hear from them to a new group of people and getting so fucking excited to see how they react. Hope you come to Minneapolis or Saint Paul, it’s gonna be fun.
I LOVE the way he explained that "black people can be racist" thing.. I've tried to explain this soo many times to academics and they dont seem to get it.. i dont blame non-black people from buying into it cause they're not a part of our private convos.. black people can talk soooo greasy about other races.. sometimes it's jokes, but other times we'll be so serious.. and if anyone else talked like we did (white, hispanic, or asian), we would be ready to call them ALLL kinds of racist. We can clean it up and call it "pedjudice," but the offensiveness of racism is from that "pedjudice" that we all exibit.
@sandramorryssa no he was wrong, racism is prejudice plus power. For example, you could have a black person in a position of power who abused that power against a white person. If the white person takes him to court, who's more likely to win? Now flip it the other way around, you have a white person abusing their power towards a black person, the black person takes him to court, who's more likely to win? Without any power, without any systemic power, then your prejudice is nothing more than prejudice.
The 'black people can't be racist' thing is an argument I've been in before. They said that racism was about the power dynamic (as mentioned in the video). I said, if a white person in the US has racist views, that's racist. If they went to a foreign country where they were not part of the power base (the Middle East, for example), and still express the same exact views, how is that not still racist? Racism is any generalization about an ethnic group. What we came to was that anyone can be racist, but systemic racism involves power.
My youngest is biracial so I watch a lot of black hair care content with her. Somehow the algorithm started feeding me Nation of Islam racial superiority vids. Was wild to find myself in that space that definitely wasn’t targeted towards me.
@AshleyAnnAu man!!! Don't get me started on them. A friend of mine is mixed and she was venting about how her sister got caught up with them. She asked if her sister if she thought their grandmother was going to hell cause she's white... she got crickets in response..😳😳😖
I live in Coastal Georgia we have rats not mice. In every house in the Historical District, all new homeowners get humbled. The house are all a century old.
You have alligators around too right? That makes it hard to keep a cat to hunt down the rats, cos they probably will be taken as a prey themselves by the gators? I can actually make the ppm living in your area a helpful suggestion if you have an indoor rat problem, get a really sturdy Parson Jack Russell! They are really good at catching rats and are not afraid of them, also they doesn't grow old as other dog breeds and it's not unusual for a Parson Jack Russell to live to be between 20-25 yr.
@sofiedickman8722 no gators in town. But dogs are more a victim to alligators cats probably will stay clear of alligator. Lived once where alligators were present near home , was more concerned with my dogs being eaten by a gator than my 3 cats.
Talent! I love how you can have a set about bugs that's fun and silly and then a set about the current political climate that is so damn smart and insightful. Come to Detroit!
The mouse at the beginning could just be applied to disney as a corporation though now couldn’t it “As an artist you think its going well, and then you see mickey in the corner of your eye….”
@ganbaroteam6547 so far no source, although a major gang in the meth trade got raided on both islands past week. The sweets brand is not sold locally and has to be imported. Someone in the drug trade lost alot of money 😂. I hope they find the cxxts
@@newtrimene8927That whole thing is crazy. Probably one of their grandma's thinking she'll donate some of this surplus candy to charity, "Too many adults around to eat this much candy..." I'll definitely have to follow this story.
I’m so called out right now. I’m a cis person who gets really fired up about trans issues. And I HEAR myself doing it, thinking, “It is suspicious that you are this into it.” This sounds fake because you don’t have a horse in this race. So I make a resolution to calm down and make points rationally. Then somebody says something stupid about pronouns and I lose it again. And I don’t even think I’m necessarily that concerned about trans people. Trans people are people and I don’t like people. 😂 It’s just that I’m middle aged and I’m so SICK of people just making stuff up and saying STUPID nonsense. I’m old enough to remember, “Well, if we let gay people marry, people will marry their dog.” And at 19, I was like, “TF are you even TALKING about?!” And yesterday I got in my car and there was a political ad on saying something about mutilating preteens with gender affirmation surgery (the ad didn’t call it that.) And at 41, I just started screaming… at my radio… alone in my car… That’ll show ‘em. 🙄
I can be the same way about these issues, and I think, for me at least, it stems from frustration that not everyone is as angry about this as they should be. And who are those everyone? Majorly white people. And worse, too freaking many supposed "liberal" white people. But, tell some hard truths, and you'll get shunned pretty quickly. It's maddening, because at the end of the day, it is up to white people to dismantle white supremacy. But when you have half of them who yell "Black Lives Matter!" and then turn around and vote against low income housing in their neighborhood, it shows that they ultimately quite enjoy the status quo. Not their problem. Do better. The hypocrisy infuriates me to no end, and I end up being AGGRESSIVELY vocal about it.
1:09 the mice. Ik all about that. We have a drop ceiling and they love it there. We are on the second and third floor of an old home and both our neighbor and us are clean. They get in and they climb walls. It happens. Fun fact, they don’t like Irish spring soap and they don’t like steel wool. The worst part of having a mouse is if it dies in your house.
I live in an 114 year old house that will never be completely sealed from mouse entry. Usually this time of year we get a couple who decide to see if our house would make pleasant winter accommodations. I also have three cats. They usually stop the migration right quick, but it's how they leave the little mouse corpses around to show off their prowess that's the real ick. We will not discuss how one brought her prize to us at 3AM one night. I was about to take a flamethrower to the entire bed.
@@VeretenoVids, Re: _"...how they leave the little mouse corpses around to show off their prowess..."_ It's true! When house cats catch a mouse, they are so proud of themselves. They expect you to feel honored they offer to share their bounty with you.
Ew yuck yes this! Especially if you have old school openwork ceiling rose light fittings and the dead mouse is lying on one of those... definite yuck factor.
@@ericleiser33 they love peanut butter! I actually listened to Josh's stand up on my way home, walked into my kitchen and saw the little guy on my counter top. Such hilarious timing. I caught and released him too!
Josh!!! 😂😅 You brought back some terrible memories. I lived in a BEAUTIFUL neighborhood, in an awesome apartment for 10 years. It was glorious for 9 years and 10 months. I had a balcony that looked over this mini forest of the most beautiful trees ever seen. Then, a developer decided to cut down those trees, which apparently had been the Snow White home of thousands of mice. They scurried from their cut down homes and into all the buildings. Needless to say, I not only packed up my children and moved, but I hardly took ANYTHING with us. Seriously. We bought new furniture, clothes, cookware, everything. I was too afraid to take anything other than books. That was 20 years ago and it still traumatizes me when I think about it.
I appreciate you Josh. I know it helps promote your stand up, but I’m grateful nonetheless that you share these with us. You’re one of my top 5 go-to comedians I can access on RUclips & get cheered up🙂 Sending good life vibes your way.
Josh Johnson to me you are a definitive humorous voice for your generation in this time. You attract fans and comments that have me laughing in addition to your own unique sets!!! I think you will become a Treasured, Iconic American Humorist.
Yet again, so good. Topics, timing, delivery, edginess, honesty (as best as a comedian can) and engaging. I love how you feel part of the crowd watching ... and want to shout out to folk to stop walking in front of the camera. So good and refreshing.
My first mouse experience (well, first I can remember) was in college housing junior year. I'd dealt with messy roommates/suitemates in the past, but they just caused bug issues (never cockroaches; just silverfish and gnats/fruit flies). Junior year, I roomed with a girl who liked to run, and one day she seemed perfectly settled in her bed, laptop open, watching something. All of a sudden, she gets up, puts on shoes, and is out the door FAST. Whatever, means I have the room to myself and can play music without headphones. I start seeing things move out of the corner of my eye. Turn, nothing is there. This happened a few times before I turned and spotted a mouse climbing up the curtain serving as a closet door. I screamed. Started seeing more. Went into the kitchen area and sat on a wooden chair with my knees curled to my chest and called my parents. I was in hysterics. They got in touch with someone in housing, and someone came to put out traps. I slept at a friend's dorm that night. I didn't want to hear the traps going off or be scurried over in my bed. Next day, I confronted my roommate. She admitted to seeing them before she left, and I asked her why she didn't say anything. Why didn't she warn me? She claimed that she just thought it was normal to have mice loose where you live. I think she's full of it and she fled the room rather than try to deal with it. Our building was infested (they'd hit our neighbors before us). I got used to putting traps down and put paper towels under them for easier cleanup. After a few days, our RA (a girl in my year) messaged me, asking me to help. Grabbed some extra traps and went down to her room, showing her that peanut butter would attract them faster and the paper towel trick. She was as hysterical as I was at first. Needless to say, school didn't renew their contract with that building owner for housing the next year (it was in bad shape). And nowadays, I don't think I could get myself to put down traps that kill. I might still freak out, but I try hard to push the KILL instinct down. Plus, I've befriended a wild chipmunk and have the little guy sit on my shoulder to eat. I also sit near a hummingbird feeder outside and love having the birds zoom around my head. I think I'd be less startled by something small moving fast than back then.
I listen to Josh like he’s some sort of prophet 😂 I’m all “you preach it man!” The best comedy has its foundations in truth and honesty about what we see, hear and do in life. Very glad to have found Josh’s comedy.
Being ginger, I am SOOO offended that you don't care that I can sunburn in ten minutes or less! Nearly had a spit take - NEVER drink anything while watching a Josh Johnson video! 🤣🤣🤣
One morning I woke up to find that the trash can (which had been left full for ONE DAY) was full of maggots and they had begun to drop onto the floor. I almost moved.
"Left full for one day" and "I threw something away that would get maggots days ago, but the trash only got full last night" are very different things dude
Opening this with a mouse story at the DC Improv is so timely! In the middle of six figure earnings & lux apartments, BOOM💥- Mickey and friends in your living room!😂😂
This whole performance was an absolute blast. Josh is just so intelligent, knowledgeable, well spoken and has a delivery style that is completely his own. I just discovered him last night by accident. I clicked on a video that from the title seemed to be more information about Diddy and like Josh talked about in that video I don’t, well I consistently do my best, to stop hate from entering my heart, mind or spirit. But, I will say that I am as happy 50cent that Diddy is truly going down for good! I’ve just been disgusted by him since he was implicated in Tupac’s murder. I loved Tupac and I think he did it. I’m so sorry I got off my path. I’ve been really sick the last few days and after discovering Josh I’ve been binging a bit and it has been really good missing but when he started talking about being in Denny’s with his white friend yelling about being racist, which I don’t think he has a racist drop of blood in his body which just made it funnier. I could not stop laughing!!! There’s no doubt he’s going to be our next wildly famous comedian! He’s definitely going to have the game lifespan of a turtle! A segment which was also so freaking funny!! 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️
Hi Friends thanks for watching. Make sure to subscribe.
God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven❤
@JoshJohnsonComedy support our man basically giving a special every week!
I gotta tell you, one of the BEST parts about your act is that you just... pause. And wait. Even if I didn't laugh right away, when you give me a second to think about the scenario and imagine it, I start laughing. You can hear it in the audience, too. You deliver a line, right? and then, and then... just ... wait. It's very effective. Your timing is as unique as your humor. Brilliant.
#PatientlyWaitingInCleveland
Tippy toe mofoe
Josh, all of a sudden, I can't read the description of your video. It's behind a dark gray shadow that has all your socials and links in blue...
I don't think I changed anything on my end. Is anyone else experiencing this?
Pest control tech here: don’t feel bad about getting mice. You can have the cleanest home, if they wanna get in, they’re going to. It happens to everyone eventually.
Ok imma need you to talk to my gf about roaches
@@kelleykirven7541😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr tho my in laws have a beautiful 400k house and they got mice in the attic
What is the best deterrent? I read about pine sol soaked cotton balls, but pine sol doesn't even have real pine oil in it anymore. Will it still work?
@@unicorndelicious exactly
Out of all those people who spit out that candy, you know there were like, 5 people with undiagnosed ADHD who were unexpectedly having the most productive days of their lives 😂
As someone with ADHD, I was just thinking that. Would've been a Zen day for sure, lol.
My other thought was about that one person who can eat or drink anything and isn't phased, who probably crunched it up, "yuck," and went on with their day.
Lmaoo I was thinking the exact same thing
Absolutely! I have personal experience with this. 😅
I've never been diagnosed, but my sister and I feel pretty certain I am. My brain is never quiet and my productivity level seems to be nonexistent. However I do also hyperfixate. Like I could tell there was a couple in the who weren't laughing. Just still as a stone except when the woman went to grab something from her purse. When they left I was so grateful. They disappeared when he mentioned being a liberal. I couldn't stop looking at the back of their heads wishing they would laugh. It made me fustrated for Josh and it made it difficult for me to fully enjoy. Once they were gone I was enjoying the set with the rest of the crowd. And the lady had a hair style I hadn't seen since the 80s.
@tiffanymichaels2429 And now that I’ve seen it, I can’t un see it, lol.
The mice thing? It's as bad as living ABOVE someone with a roach problem. No matter how much you clean - they show up.
Ugh, when I was really young we lived on the second floor of a two apartment house and downstairs had roaches to the point my mom would put out a spray every time we left the house and it never helped. I was so young, my only memories in that house are a random Easter morning, an earthquake, and having nightmares about roaches that persist to this day, in my forties.
I had a pest control guy tell me that they couldn’t get rid of them…you just basically hope they move to the next apartment 😳😳😳
I lived in a tenement building in Florida as a kid in the 80s. It was a roach motel as is but when someone who didnt clean moved in nearby... which happened twice... holy shit. Horror movie material. And we had Palmetto bugs too... giant flying roaches. And the carpets were dark brown so when it got bad... it looked like the floor was alive. 😬
Thank God my aunt lived in a Polish neighborhood. Roach problem her landlord wouldn’t fix. All she had to do was go to the local bar one night and start telling people. Fixed in a few days 😌
@@christinecadorette4316 The worst part is places with food will get shut down for roaches but a landlord with an apartment infested can't get in trouble, at least where I live. I rented an apartment and found roaches after the contract was signed but before I started moving in. I called city and state agencies and there were no protections. So it's ok to have roaches in home kitchens where you live but not in ones that aren't yours. Fucking infuriating.
My first mice: my little dogs would be on my bed, barking at the walls in the middle of the night, while the mice would be scurrying around. Tried humane traps…then kill traps & sticky paper…then legal poison. Nothing worked. Finally got a scrawny old “yard” cat off Craigslist. He left 7 dead mice on the carpet, over the first week. Each mouse had a neat puncture hole in its neck. Never heard or saw another mouse. The cat is still a beloved & treasured member of the family. Sleeps on the bed. Now a plump cat with multiple dishes filled with kibble, wet food, & treats. He totally rules over the dogs. 🥰🥰
My sister looked after her friend’s cat for a week and mice actually moved in at the same time, mice would run down the stairs passing the cat and it would ignore them!
Lol, that's awesome! I love dogs, but I love cats more.
No mice or flies in my house thanks to my felines
I'll try to make a long story short(er). Did cat rescue, foster & adoption. Sent two difficult to adopt cats to live in a barn. Lady said the morning after the first time she left their relocation cage open, there were several dead mice neatly lined up side by side on display as proof the cats knew why they were there, and were on top of the situation. She said she never saw another barn mouse. Then the cats started venturing out into a nearby orchard to eliminate any rodents there too. People joke about cats being nature's cuddly perfect killing machine, but it's true!
That's awesome
I live in Florida, and I have a tiny lizard roommate that lives in my bathroom. The lizard eats the ghost ants that infest our condo when it rains, so they are paying rent.
I love little lizards. I get one in my condo every now and then. It’s just part of living in Florida 🦎
Lizards are beneficial
Have you seen how chameleons hit flies, gnats? Fantastic
My lizard lives in my bathroom too! He eats everything ❤ and sometimes to say, thank you, I let her watch me shower 🤣
I have a little one that climbs my walls . I've named him Thin Lizzy. He's cool.
Came here and commented Josh to cure my depression and so many of y'all on the comments told me it'll be okay. You all have no idea how much that means to me right now 😭 I love you all...
We got you!
❤❤
@@mondelro thank you 😭
@@Monica-Fab51 💕
Love you too friend!
"You could have told NO ONE!" 🤣 Some people want to be influencers so bad that they'll reveal things about themselves that will make you question reality. 😂
For real! I was watching Worst Ex Ever on Netflix, and in one episode, this man hired a guy to kill his ex-wife, and this guy and his girlfriend recorded their whole trip to the woman's house on Snapchat, flashing the money they were paid afterward and the whole nine. 🤦🏽♀They're both in prison for decades now, so I hope whatever "likes" they got were worth it!
@@cv8499 I was stunned by that too. What an idiot!
Like pretty much every story RFK tells. I thought I had heard the worst story he could possible have when he talked about the brain worm; But then, today I heard about a story his daughter told in an interview about how he severed the head from a beached decaying whale during a vacation at their beach house, strapped it to the top of the car, and they drove home with it so he could "study" it. That man is harboring some dark stuff and doesn't seem to want to keep it to himself.
@Sypherz wildest part was they all had to wear full-body plastic wrap because the "whale juice" was leaking through the windows. Oh- and they also cut mouth holes (to breathe), rendering the plastic ineffective lmfaooo
@@Sypherz ..... WHAT???
This dude has consitently managed both quality and quantity... How is this level of art on the internet for free
His in person shows are a whole experience. You won't regret it.
Seems like someone donated the wrong candy.
Somewhere out there is a drug dealer with a bunch of hard candy that is unexpectedly _actually_ candy, and they are very unhappy
gotta wonder though, in what situation would a drug smuggler be donating candy for anyways?
@@oriontigley5089 In NZ the meth is supplied by the gangs, who have families and come from low income areas.
I'm not surprised they'd be donating to food banks
@@oriontigley5089 someone going "I hate my ex but throwing away candy in the real trash is TOO wasteful for spite"
With or without knowing that ex had, uh, Extra Candy mixed in with decoy Regular Candy.
That's the only thing that "makes sense" in my mind, and even then only barely, otherwise that'd be... a crazy way to lose money AND self incriminate in one donation
@@oriontigley5089 "The authorities' “initial perceptions” were that the episode was likely an importation scheme gone awry". The candies (we call them lollies here) were in a packet imported from Malaysia.
Shīt I'll take either kind
Not meth though, more of an acid and airheads kind'o person
I was watching T V in the dark one night and I looked up at a crack in the door to see a mouse look back at me like “ oh, whoops, you still up? My bad.”
No fear.
Timeshare mouse
😂😂😂. Obviously it was a watch party
My bf had them so bad when i moved in and they would just come out and look at me like “who tf are you and why are you in my house”
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@kimberlyfrey8740 Exactly!
Okay, but bed bugs are DIFFERENT. They will traumatize you and are so incredibly difficult to get rid of. Insidious lil bastards.
I had them once, and that was the worst (and most expensive) couple months of my life! I threw out my couch and my rug, washed every stitch of clothing I owned, bought a mattress cover and new bedding, had the exterminators come twice... It was nuts.
@cv8499 - Similar, and I *_still bag up my clothing that I store away_* even though I have since moved 3,000 miles away. When the bed bug problem happened, I first sprayed my apartment a few days and stayed in a hotel for nearly a week. The chemicals and hotel and supplies ran me nearly $2k that I could never claim with my insurance company or get reimbursed for. It was especially tough going into work with itchy bites on my arms, legs and back and wincing while I could not scratch the heck out of my skin like I wanted to. I was so relieved when I moved out of that place, but there are residual behaviors I still have, like I had mentioned. I wouldn't wish that on a worst enemy.
My niece caught Lice in School.... Lol I had a similar reaction to Josh's "Eww?!?!"
Yup years ago, it took 4 months (2 or 3 professional exterminator sprayings) plus moving to get rid of my encounter with them from an apartment. Frigging neighbor was subletting illegally….subletter brought them in…neighbor didn’t want to get caught subletting so he just bought a bed bug b*mb from the drug store…as they seemed to have scurried to our place immediately after his DIY attempt. I will never be subject again to an attached neighbor’s mistakes. I will never live in a townhouse or apartment again. Plus me being a Debbie downer the summer Olympics probably brought over a ton of bb’s back to the USA. That’s what happened with the Sydney Olympics like 20 years ago.
Currently trying to get rid of cat fleas and i dont even have a cat!!!
in college, i woke up because i thought i had dropped my headphones into my sheets and they were rolling around. when i went to grab them, they wriggled out of my hand. i took a picture on my phone with the auto flash (i was tired, forgot flashlight exists) and now i have a photo of a mouse staring up at my from under my covers.
Yikes! That's a scary one. I once opened a closet to look a mouse in the eye on a shelf. I slammed the door closed and moved a dresser in front of that door. Heavy one too.
@@Carebearritual my soul would have left my body and I would be replying to you as a ghost 👻 😆😆😆😆😆
I would never sleep again. I assume you moved out of that mouse’s house
@@kimberlyfrey8740 correct. we actually caught him within a few minutes and found his 2 friends, then didn’t have any more. but it was a college apartment for 400 dollars in 2022 so really this was the best roommate situation i could have
I woulda died right there.
“We’re at a Denny’s by the way” is possibly the best random information I’ve ever heard inserted into a joke 😂
But also the detail is like "yes this convo would happen in a denny's"
10:35 while working in a preschool a kid (with a dead, strait face) told me in great detail about how his dog was brutally murdered & how his dad is gone and in “the bad place” because he did bad things. His dad literally dropped him off at school and his dog is very much alive 😮😮😮
😂😂😂😂😂 my niece wrote a story at 8yrs old that me and her had been in a bad car crash during the school holidays 😂😂 I was picking her up and got asked where my leg cast was
EDIT TO ADD 🤣 my sister reminded me that I was also drunk driving 😳😳🤣🤣 I don't know how I forget that bloody part! I also do not drink alcohol sooooo...... 😂😂😂
@@amusingkiwi1981 My 10 yr. old son told a girl he was hit on the head & would die in a few months. She was bawling, school called me, I said sorry. Liars run on fathers side ( bank robbers too)
@@shlby69m 🤣🤣🤣 my sister told our boy cousin that she was gana lift up his house with a KFC spoon and he took off inside, hypoventalated, passed out and got 7 stitches in his head cos he thought it was imminent 🤣 my sister got in the shit but on the way home our mum just started laughing and saying what the hell made him think you even could lift up his house with a KFC spoon jammed in to a crack in the concrete step 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you go and look? Or just take someone's word for it?
There was a tiny mouse who would tap on your boot and beg for a Cherrio on one of my deployments. Huge ears, big eyes... everyone was so tired and missing pets and folks at home... everyone fed Fivel.
That’s adorable
Fivel 🥹
a true soldier
Thank you for your service first of all ! Just to think your love for a little critter tells volumes about your spirit. I hope you are home safe now. 🐀
Thank you for serving.💞
I saw you in Target today!! Didn't want to bother you but was very excited 😂
@glendawallace8690 🤩
Girl. You're too considerate 😅 All manners would have gone out the window. I definitely would have asked for a photo.
You weren’t almost in the middle of a Texas shootout at the self checkout were you? (ruclips.net/video/cwjR3ghD-bI/видео.htmlsi=SlqnwgKDTpnQibCB)
As a long time Josh Johnson fan (since klan ribs), am I the only one grateful that he posts EVERY SINGLE WEEK and doesn’t duck out like all our late night hosts? Josh, you’re the truth; thank you for doing what you do
Klan ribs is one of my favorites lol
Now I need to find this bit as someone he more recently found Josh.
@@robertb6889I think it's called "catfishing the KKK."
@@robertb6889check out his old stuff, still good (his bald era and his Afro era)
@@LindaVernonI believe you are correct Linda! Need to rewatch that one.
Josh is a very special comedian... Some people tell jokes... Others are just funny people Josh is one of those funny people. He performs weekly and everyone gets a different show . Its absolutely insane
Bro you got picked up by the algorithm and you deserve it!!
Most of the best comedians are philosophers first. Josh is one
I have great respect for Josh, in particular, and other gifted comedians.
They share a strong moral core/vision. They don't just make us laugh. They make us think about
fundamental issues beneath the veneer of our daily lives. Thank you Josh for sharing your abundant talent and humanity with all oof us !
@@deux2tango52🎯👍🏼
With all the crappy stuff happening in the world; I use Josh as a palate cleanser.
Exactly, Josh is one of the few pure pleasures in life. He gets the Solid Human award. I don't usually give it to famous people, but he is an exception
Fact.
Been tryna figure out why I like this guy so much. I think you nailed it.
My white daughter when she was 5 wanted to have more melanin like her bestie that is both Black and Hispanic and I'm just like sorry kid your dad is a ginger 😂.
You should probably also tell her to not darken her skin for her personal aesthetic choice, because an entire spectrum of the population ruined that.
That spectrum goes from Rachel Dolezal to Justin Trudeau 😅
Kmsl let babygirl sit outside and tan a little bit 😂😂😂😂
@@phatface i wish!! Sun doesnt work on all of us. Some of us just go pink, then pain, then peel,and straight back to pale.
Where did my comment go?
@@Plethorality RUclips uses an algorithm to automatically hide certain comments. Also, if another RUclips community member in good standing found your comments offensive, and reported it retirement will also be hidden.
This conversation is already about race which is a hot button issue... Because of all the racism. So find a way to creatively say what you just said, unless what you said is racially offensive in which case keep it.
Comments section here really passed the vibe check
I first heard ‘black people can’t be racist’ as a black person in a black school. I didn’t win any brownie points for politely telling the teacher I thought her reasoning was stupid.
that's because the school was correct. racism is based on systems of power, not individual prejudices.
@@Ramberta not to argue with you at a Denny’s but black people aren’t fundamentally excluded from power. There are absolutely situations in which prejudiced black people have enough power to oppress people systematically. Doesn’t happen as often as the other way around but it’s not impossible
@@RambertaYou can argue about there being no systemic racism towards White people in the USA I suppose. If you are so racist to believe the Irish facing discrimination and segregation systematically doesn't matter. But then I would say you are a bigot and so racist that I don't care about your opinion. Not all people that are considered white today would have been considered white throughout history.
@@Rambertayes but, while prejudice towards marginalised group is more important issue, individual person still can be rasist. It's not to say that it matter by comparison to systematic rasism, but individual still can hold rasist believes
@@tslex6477 Let's take that logic further and redefine more words to exclude black people from participating :D
Only comedian since George Carlin who can educate an audience and make me laugh out loud. I don't laugh often, I smile but belly laugh, no. It freaks my dogs out when I watch Josh. I am laughing till I cry. 2 beagles who start barking loudly (if you know, you know) so I turn up the sound and just keep laughing and learning. He is brilliant.
My dogs too! I don’t often laugh out loud so they give me a border collie head tilt😂
I have to admit that I let out a good laugh when he said he imagined meth tastes bad because as a recovering addict I can confirm that it is not a pleasant taste in the slightest
Arrrhhoo, arhhoooooo!!! 😂 Gotta love those beagle barks! 💪🏼😄👊🏼
Josh's videos never fail to cheer me up pn Tuesday's, a real bright spot in my week. Thanks for the comedy man 👍
He needs his own weekly formal show, Ala The Daily Show with a different format. I find myself tuning into Josh weekly to get a humorous take on a topic specific to a given week.
Love you Josh Johnson for the consistency of both your comedy and your outfit
A truer statement has never been made
Ikr ? It's almost like he was raised by Steve jobs🎉😅
😂😂
Ok but seriously
I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S UNDER THE HOODIE
I'm not especially freaked out by mice because I grew up in a house that was built back when this place was still a British colony. Basically, it was the mice's house, and we just happened to live there. But here's my best mouse story: Decades after leaving home and moving to another state and having been mouse free all that time, one day I'm sitting at my computer and a mouse comes casually walking across my desk. It stops, looks up at me like I'm supposed to offer it tea and biscuits, waits a second, does the mouse equivalent of shrugging its shoulders, and keeps walking. I was so stunned that I just watched it go. Not so stunned that I didn't buy a mouse trap later that day and set it up with the irresistible bait of peanut butter. Sure enough, next morning the trap was full and I threw it out. No more mice. Then, a week later my son finally gets around to unpacking his suitcase from having visited his grandparents and finds- and I am creeped out to this day- a nest of dead baby mice. What had happened was that the mouse had built a nest in his suitcase while at my parents' house, my son had unknowingly packed this whole family up and brought it home with him, and Momma had walked across my desk while out foraging. I was inclined to just burn the whole house down and start over. But my landlady disagreed with that idea.
That is so sad, my heart breaks for the babies. Momma left for milk & cigs and never came back.
@@brendatomlinson in her defense she was dead as opposed to deadbeat.
@@john2g1 Yeah, I was kinda doing a play on words, glad you picked up and ran with it! ☺️
thank you for sharing 😂
You make this white boy who works outside smile. Love you man.
Same
I tried to write “short stories” when I was 13… the most angsty plots you can possibly imagine while also having little understanding of the world lol
My first attempt at writing a book when I was 13 was just a blatant rip-off of The Outsiders. Instead of the main character being named Ponyboy, I called him Horsekid or something. HAHAHA... Makes me laugh to this day.
@@cv8499I love that movie.
Me to! I was really into Nancy drew, so I basically just rewrote the exact same plot but with my name and my crushes name substituted into it 😂
It was that one creative writing class we took to boost our grade, right? Who else did that senior year of high school? The cringiest poetry you ever read! I cringe so hard I look like someone photographed mid sneeze.
@@Just1Nora Not me. I took creative writing in my senior year, but not to boost my grade! I wanted to be a writer. I went on to major in creative writing in college and am now a kid's book editor and published writer. So I guess it worked! lol
Josh has infinite material. I've never seen any comedian put out so much (scripted) comedy, and it's consistently hilarious. Sure, if you're doing crowd work or something, you can do this much, but it will be hit or miss. To have this much material, and have it be topical, it's incredible.
Shocked I’ve never seen Josh’s comedy before but I subscribed rt away! He’s so polished and seasoned he sounds like he’s been doin this for 50 yrs-a true natural to comedy I love it!!
Josh’s voice soothes me, I could listen to him talk about anything
That old diary thing is so true. I'm embarrassed by my teenage self.
the crowed joining in to say “mhmmmm” as soon as u mention having a diary 😂 i felt that
As someone who suffers with extreme severe anxiety I can totally relate to her. I would stop eating for days at a time as a punishment. I worry a lot about my life, everyone around me and pleasing everyone. It's absolutely crippling, so glad she got the help she needed, lovely young lady it's so sad that society has 1 in 3 people suffering mental health issues. I hope everyone seeks help
People need to realise that people with anxiety disorders have oversensitised nerves, it's not a simple case of manning up and getting over it.
Can you help with the reliable source I would really appreciate it. Many people talk about how mushrooms and psychedelics treats anxiety, but nobody talks about where to get them. Very hard to get a reliable source here in Australia. Really need!
Yes, doctor Greg mushroom I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
Please, how do I reach doctor Greg?
Is he on the internet?
Holy shit I never thought about it before (and I think about this a lot), but your point about diaries/journals is on point. When I was like 12/13, I got a journal for Xmas. I started writing in it, and did so regularly for awhile. But then I misplaced it, and forgot about it for a couple of months. When I rediscovered it, I tried going back and re-reading what I had written. I was HORRIFIED. It was literally one of the most life-changing moments of my entire life (I'm 45 now). I had started hanging out with the 'popular crowd', and in my journal I was picking apart and insulting the friends that I had grown up with but no longer hung out with (because they were 'not cool'). What I had written was so deeply shallow, 'materialistic', mean, judgemental, and just all-around Bad that I recognized that I had become the kind of person that I was morally repulsed by. It is impossible to describe how completely this destroyed me internally. I tore all of the pages that had been written on out of the journal and threw them away.
But then I was worried that someone, my parents maybe, might look through the trash and read what I wrote. So I pulled the pages out of the trash and tore them up into tiny pieces, making sure to year long-ways across the words so that not even a full word would appear on any of the scraps. I was profoundly ashamed of myself. I went back to my prior 'uncool' friends and begged them (and remember, I am a guy in the very beginning of the 1990s, like 1990-91) for not hanging out with them any more. They had no problem taking me back (of course they had no idea what I'd written and I am thankful that I didn't go beyond just thinking/writing the things to actually insulting them in person) and from that day forward I never hung out with the popular crowd or pursued popularity. I can not even imagine how different this scenario would have been if social media had existed. If I had written about it online in some form that I knew could never be retracted or taken back or truly undone... I probably wouldn't be here any more. God damn I knew kids today had it hard but I never thought about how bad the same personal development must be.
I just want to thank you for what you said about having pests in the home. Particularly apartments where you're in a highly populated building that you don't own. When I was 21, senior at university, in my first apartment by myself, I had bedbugs. Man, I did not have time for that, and it was at the beginning of there being a huge problem across my city with bedbugs (12-14 years ago.) But I'd never seen bedbugs before, and I was like why are all these tiny roaches marching in under the baseboard on this one side of the room.... my apartment was adjacent to the hallway to the fire escape. Someone abandoned an old mattress in that hallway. And it was an old building with hella cracks in the floors and Baseboards.
But it's demoralizing. And I think it's slightly merited to be wary of your stuff touching someone else's, because if it's bad they will be in all your things. I was clean and rosy and at the computer lab early one morning and looked down to see a baby bedbug crawl out of my shirt. Demoralizing.
The treatments from the apartment company did nothing except make me and my cat sick. This infestation was so bad they were in all my books and behind posters on the wall. This was also at a time where at the public libraries, all returned items were put in quarantine and inspected thoroughly before being reshelved, because like DVD cases would have an errant bedbug in it. Bad times!
So my PSA if you have bedbugs. Wash all your bedding and blankets and rugs in hot water. Regularly. Get baby powder with talc as the main ingredient. Fucking coat everything. Vaccuum everything after a couple days and reapply the baby powder til you stop seeing bedbugs. Corner store fix for corner store prices.
Cheers
We learned to just throw everything away😂
Washing didn't do it for us
They even say burn everything, which I think is a better plan.
Bed bugs are worse than roaches, period!!!!!
I think that's why he's so likable - accountability is such a rare thing for people...
Josh - why have you never been on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me? Your charm, humor, and knowledge of current events would make you a winner! And who wouldn't want your voice on their voicemail??!
Yes!! Love Wait Wait ... They have many comedians on. My fave OG comedienne Paula Poundstone is super popular 🎉
Yes! That would be amazing
Now that would be awesome! Love Wait Wait...
💯 agree!
I didn't know that still came on
Josh you may want to crack down on people uploading your content. We can't do it unfortunately. RUclips requires you be the owner of the content
Yea I keep getting this foreign channel recommended with just his content
Dang, does he steal material? Genuinely asking, as this is the first I've heard of it.
It seems to be from China. I never click on it and always report it!
@@gregoryadessa2806 just reposts it on his channel. I should write the name down and post it as a reply to josh
This! I have had lots of people on my feed repackaging Josh's content without anything added and reposting. It's weird some of what I saw just had like a red thin box around the outside of the video you wouldn't think that would be enough to fool automatic copyright detection especially When both videos are in RUclips.
I asked one of my students what she did over the weekend and she said her parents took her to Africa. @10:30 I just said bless you baby! Kids just being alive have the best stories.
I remember at summer camp, I was like 7 this other camper told me her grandmother was the Queen of England and I believed her. I remember telling my mom and she was said that wasn't possible. Lying for the heck of it never occurred to me, I only lied to get out of perceived trouble.
Thank you for posting. I haven't smiled, let alone laughed all week! Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us to make our day better! We appreciate you!
I'm sick so I figured I'd close my eyes and just listen to Josh but I can't I keep opening my eyes to see the Expressions on Josh face because I live for those expressions lol
I recently caught up with an old neighbor. We lived in an actual roach motel it seemed like. This set was perfectly timed to our cringey remembrance of our awful apartment building. Keep up the amazing shows JJ. You are a hella funny dude. Thanks for bringing so much joy into my life.
The one time I had a rat, it was definitely my fault. Changes were made.
I had a rat once. It used to eat the insides of my bananas, spitting the skin back out and leaving it behind. Thing was impossible to catch, it was too smart for traps. One night my drunk roommate was walking across the kitchen in the dark, and accidentally kicked it across the floor while it was out marauding. It never came back after that.
In the city I live in, it's not entirely uncommon to see a mouse scurry across the street. You can literally see their little underground villages that they build under flower beds. I can only imagine the pest control problem that they can cause in those apartments.
@@sebastianmosqueda5959 In my neighbourhood if you're up before dawn and look out you can see rats as big as Chihuahuas prowling around. My downstairs neighbour is a surgeon and he was on early shift. I was looking out the window (I'm an insomniac) and there was this big rat sitting up on its haunches watching the guy getting ready to leave. The guy took an empty soda can out of his car and threw it at the rat. The rat didn't run away, it leaped TOWARD the guy. Man was in that car and out of the parking lot in a heartbeat! Fortunately so far there are no rats in the buildings.
Good for you! I just read a comment here that said they had a roach infestation from "someone above or below" them and that their cat "always" breaks into lesions whenever this happens 🤦 good to see someone with actual self awareness
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You’ll could make the NZ news with this one. Anytime someone talks about NZ there’s a non zero possibility of it being on National News.
My wife and I always look forward to everyone of your shows. And we are amazed at the amount of work you put into what you do. Sometimes so much we hope you're taking care of yourself.
The way I had to stop this repeatedly for interruptions but it was too good to just close and save for later is chef's kiss. You go on with your liberal self Josh!
Ikr!? I just woke up & first I started the coffee & then I am watching this & waiting for coffee when I hear the garbage collection truck coming! I had to go fast or I would miss them, but I pause the video lol then I got back & settled in again & I'm watching when I hear that beeping in my kitchen, the reminder that the coffee is ready & so I got up to grab a cup, but I pause it again, then I'm back. 2-3 more interruptions later.. I've paused it every time but now I'm just like, fk it! Ima restart this one because I'm still walking around in between pausing and the whole time I'm still concerned I've missed something. Fomo is real! 😂
At this point, josh is our crack.... I'm checking back like he on yet,.... He on yet? Come on 5 minutes been 5 minutes for an hour......
What gets me is that he puts out so much more material than other comics, yet he's still fresh. He's also so considerate of his audience and community.
I definitely must see him live. 💜
One of my husband's favorite phrases is "like a 4yo cracked out on Halloween candy."
listen I just want to say. Almost every stand up comedian I would feel bad for watching a set and then going out and watching the same one IRL, but you have such an honest way of interacting with the crowd both online and off that I would still absolutely love to do that. It’d feel like a friend telling one of your favorite stories to hear from them to a new group of people and getting so fucking excited to see how they react. Hope you come to Minneapolis or Saint Paul, it’s gonna be fun.
I LOVE the way he explained that "black people can be racist" thing.. I've tried to explain this soo many times to academics and they dont seem to get it.. i dont blame non-black people from buying into it cause they're not a part of our private convos.. black people can talk soooo greasy about other races.. sometimes it's jokes, but other times we'll be so serious.. and if anyone else talked like we did (white, hispanic, or asian), we would be ready to call them ALLL kinds of racist. We can clean it up and call it "pedjudice," but the offensiveness of racism is from that "pedjudice" that we all exibit.
@sandramorryssa no he was wrong, racism is prejudice plus power.
For example, you could have a black person in a position of power who abused that power against a white person. If the white person takes him to court, who's more likely to win? Now flip it the other way around, you have a white person abusing their power towards a black person, the black person takes him to court, who's more likely to win? Without any power, without any systemic power, then your prejudice is nothing more than prejudice.
I have had this very argument with well meaning white friends - everyone can be racist!
The 'black people can't be racist' thing is an argument I've been in before. They said that racism was about the power dynamic (as mentioned in the video). I said, if a white person in the US has racist views, that's racist. If they went to a foreign country where they were not part of the power base (the Middle East, for example), and still express the same exact views, how is that not still racist? Racism is any generalization about an ethnic group.
What we came to was that anyone can be racist, but systemic racism involves power.
My youngest is biracial so I watch a lot of black hair care content with her. Somehow the algorithm started feeding me Nation of Islam racial superiority vids. Was wild to find myself in that space that definitely wasn’t targeted towards me.
@AshleyAnnAu man!!! Don't get me started on them. A friend of mine is mixed and she was venting about how her sister got caught up with them. She asked if her sister if she thought their grandmother was going to hell cause she's white... she got crickets in response..😳😳😖
Come on y’all this dude deserves to be well over 1m. Let’s make it happen!
We're at a Dennys, I'm too loud 🤣🤣🤣
I live in Coastal Georgia we have rats not mice. In every house in the Historical District, all new homeowners get humbled. The house are all a century old.
You have alligators around too right? That makes it hard to keep a cat to hunt down the rats, cos they probably will be taken as a prey themselves by the gators?
I can actually make the ppm living in your area a helpful suggestion if you have an indoor rat problem, get a really sturdy Parson Jack Russell! They are really good at catching rats and are not afraid of them, also they doesn't grow old as other dog breeds and it's not unusual for a Parson Jack Russell to live to be between 20-25 yr.
@sofiedickman8722 no gators in town. But dogs are more a victim to alligators cats probably will stay clear of alligator. Lived once where alligators were present near home , was more concerned with my dogs being eaten by a gator than my 3 cats.
Talent! I love how you can have a set about bugs that's fun and silly and then a set about the current political climate that is so damn smart and insightful. Come to Detroit!
Josh is my favorite comedian! Saw him for the first time in Brea, CA and I’ll be there September 13 in Ontario! Can’t wait!
The mouse at the beginning could just be applied to disney as a corporation though now couldn’t it
“As an artist you think its going well, and then you see mickey in the corner of your eye….”
Thank you so much Josh! You brighten my day. 🤗
As a kiwi who lives in the city this happened in, i am, sooooo ready for this. Roast us good please Josh! (And no i didn't get the candy)
What ended up happening? Did they find the source and was everyone ok?
@ganbaroteam6547 so far no source, although a major gang in the meth trade got raided on both islands past week. The sweets brand is not sold locally and has to be imported. Someone in the drug trade lost alot of money 😂. I hope they find the cxxts
@@newtrimene8927That whole thing is crazy. Probably one of their grandma's thinking she'll donate some of this surplus candy to charity, "Too many adults around to eat this much candy..."
I'll definitely have to follow this story.
@@erinmac4750 if it's Cartel connected someone will be poopin themselves cos that is alot of lost revenue..ferkin twats the lot of em..
@@erinmac4750Hahaha I’ll bet you’re right! Granny gonna get that cavity maker outta her house
I’m so called out right now. I’m a cis person who gets really fired up about trans issues. And I HEAR myself doing it, thinking, “It is suspicious that you are this into it.” This sounds fake because you don’t have a horse in this race.
So I make a resolution to calm down and make points rationally. Then somebody says something stupid about pronouns and I lose it again. And I don’t even think I’m necessarily that concerned about trans people. Trans people are people and I don’t like people. 😂 It’s just that I’m middle aged and I’m so SICK of people just making stuff up and saying STUPID nonsense. I’m old enough to remember, “Well, if we let gay people marry, people will marry their dog.” And at 19, I was like, “TF are you even TALKING about?!” And yesterday I got in my car and there was a political ad on saying something about mutilating preteens with gender affirmation surgery (the ad didn’t call it that.) And at 41, I just started screaming… at my radio… alone in my car… That’ll show ‘em. 🙄
We all have a horse in the justice race.
@@iseemtobeaverb8249 Oh, of course. I just meant I worry I come off like it’s for show.
Lol - I want White people to be more mad about racism than I am because I'm exhausted!
I can be the same way about these issues, and I think, for me at least, it stems from frustration that not everyone is as angry about this as they should be. And who are those everyone? Majorly white people.
And worse, too freaking many supposed "liberal" white people. But, tell some hard truths, and you'll get shunned pretty quickly. It's maddening, because at the end of the day, it is up to white people to dismantle white supremacy. But when you have half of them who yell "Black Lives Matter!" and then turn around and vote against low income housing in their neighborhood, it shows that they ultimately quite enjoy the status quo. Not their problem. Do better. The hypocrisy infuriates me to no end, and I end up being AGGRESSIVELY vocal about it.
@@amys9417preach Amy! Well said.
I love the “I’m still working some stuff out.” I feel the same way. 😅
Oh I am staying up until 1am for that headline 😂😂😂
His comedy is great, and how he pulls in real common issues with society is even better.
As a New Zealander, this title made me feel seen
1:09 the mice. Ik all about that. We have a drop ceiling and they love it there. We are on the second and third floor of an old home and both our neighbor and us are clean. They get in and they climb walls. It happens. Fun fact, they don’t like Irish spring soap and they don’t like steel wool. The worst part of having a mouse is if it dies in your house.
I live in an 114 year old house that will never be completely sealed from mouse entry. Usually this time of year we get a couple who decide to see if our house would make pleasant winter accommodations. I also have three cats. They usually stop the migration right quick, but it's how they leave the little mouse corpses around to show off their prowess that's the real ick. We will not discuss how one brought her prize to us at 3AM one night. I was about to take a flamethrower to the entire bed.
@@VeretenoVids, Re: _"...how they leave the little mouse corpses around to show off their prowess..."_
It's true! When house cats catch a mouse, they are so proud of themselves. They expect you to feel honored they offer to share their bounty with you.
Just had this happen a couple weeks ago. My cat brought in mouse to play with & lost it. Later found it dead under some plastic bags.
Ew yuck yes this! Especially if you have old school openwork ceiling rose light fittings and the dead mouse is lying on one of those... definite yuck factor.
I have to catch these later due to my work schedule....but when I see these from Josh...it seriously brightens my day and week❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂
I have a mouse intruder in my house currently and this is my life right now. He is spot on!
Peanut butter is the best bait on a trap of your choosing
One of my friends trapped one and made him a pet. Really cute.
@@ericleiser33 they love peanut butter! I actually listened to Josh's stand up on my way home, walked into my kitchen and saw the little guy on my counter top. Such hilarious timing. I caught and released him too!
Josh has to be the most intelligent person in comedy - brilliant, wise and hilarious! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣
Josh you are one of the most clever joke writers and storytellers out there rn. Thanks for the awkward bursts of laughter in my quiet office setting.
Josh!!! 😂😅
You brought back some terrible memories. I lived in a BEAUTIFUL neighborhood, in an awesome apartment for 10 years. It was glorious for 9 years and 10 months. I had a balcony that looked over this mini forest of the most beautiful trees ever seen. Then, a developer decided to cut down those trees, which apparently had been the Snow White home of thousands of mice. They scurried from their cut down homes and into all the buildings. Needless to say, I not only packed up my children and moved, but I hardly took ANYTHING with us. Seriously. We bought new furniture, clothes, cookware, everything. I was too afraid to take anything other than books. That was 20 years ago and it still traumatizes me when I think about it.
I appreciate you Josh. I know it helps promote your stand up, but I’m grateful nonetheless that you share these with us. You’re one of my top 5 go-to comedians I can access on RUclips & get cheered up🙂
Sending good life vibes your way.
I forgot today was Tuesday so you can imagine my delight when I saw his notice on my alert list.😁😍
Josh just keeps getting better. So does the editor 😂
The camera work has been sooo good lately
"we're at a Denny's by the way"
Josh Johnson to me you are a definitive humorous voice for your generation in this time. You attract fans and comments that have me laughing in addition to your own unique sets!!! I think you will become a Treasured, Iconic American Humorist.
Yet again, so good. Topics, timing, delivery, edginess, honesty (as best as a comedian can) and engaging. I love how you feel part of the crowd watching ... and want to shout out to folk to stop walking in front of the camera. So good and refreshing.
Love you Josh ❤ Thanks for existing! It’s been an absolute pleasure watching you evolve over the years.
josh is crushing it lately. you are on fire! congrats on all the sets and shows you've been doing
My first mouse experience (well, first I can remember) was in college housing junior year. I'd dealt with messy roommates/suitemates in the past, but they just caused bug issues (never cockroaches; just silverfish and gnats/fruit flies). Junior year, I roomed with a girl who liked to run, and one day she seemed perfectly settled in her bed, laptop open, watching something. All of a sudden, she gets up, puts on shoes, and is out the door FAST. Whatever, means I have the room to myself and can play music without headphones. I start seeing things move out of the corner of my eye. Turn, nothing is there. This happened a few times before I turned and spotted a mouse climbing up the curtain serving as a closet door. I screamed. Started seeing more. Went into the kitchen area and sat on a wooden chair with my knees curled to my chest and called my parents. I was in hysterics. They got in touch with someone in housing, and someone came to put out traps. I slept at a friend's dorm that night. I didn't want to hear the traps going off or be scurried over in my bed.
Next day, I confronted my roommate. She admitted to seeing them before she left, and I asked her why she didn't say anything. Why didn't she warn me? She claimed that she just thought it was normal to have mice loose where you live. I think she's full of it and she fled the room rather than try to deal with it. Our building was infested (they'd hit our neighbors before us). I got used to putting traps down and put paper towels under them for easier cleanup. After a few days, our RA (a girl in my year) messaged me, asking me to help. Grabbed some extra traps and went down to her room, showing her that peanut butter would attract them faster and the paper towel trick. She was as hysterical as I was at first.
Needless to say, school didn't renew their contract with that building owner for housing the next year (it was in bad shape). And nowadays, I don't think I could get myself to put down traps that kill. I might still freak out, but I try hard to push the KILL instinct down. Plus, I've befriended a wild chipmunk and have the little guy sit on my shoulder to eat. I also sit near a hummingbird feeder outside and love having the birds zoom around my head. I think I'd be less startled by something small moving fast than back then.
Good to know that so many people look forward to Josh's posts on Tuesday. He provides us with a dose oflight and laughter that seems almost medicinal.
Apples??? In bulk??? In this economy??? Who has Halloween apple money these days????
He took us to Church on this, 😂. #LOVEDIt #ComedicGold
You have cultivated a great community. Keep the laughs coming!
I listen to Josh like he’s some sort of prophet 😂 I’m all “you preach it man!” The best comedy has its foundations in truth and honesty about what we see, hear and do in life. Very glad to have found Josh’s comedy.
Please, please, please come to the Spokane area next July 19 time frame. Love you. You’re so funny and caring at the same time.
Being ginger, I am SOOO offended that you don't care that I can sunburn in ten minutes or less! Nearly had a spit take - NEVER drink anything while watching a Josh Johnson video! 🤣🤣🤣
what an incredible comedian, love your work Josh!!
I'm amazed by how you can make so much content without letting the quality go.
Josh is very logical and objective for someone in his generation. A lot of times he sounds older than he actually is. Really smart guy!
He and Trevor Noah are brilliant!
One morning I woke up to find that the trash can (which had been left full for ONE DAY) was full of maggots and they had begun to drop onto the floor. I almost moved.
That might be for the journal. 😂
@@ElinorRigby I bring that one to therapy
So fruit fly larvae are some of the most prolific little climbers I've ever had the displeasure to discover
Yeah, I would have moved and left everything…
"Left full for one day" and "I threw something away that would get maggots days ago, but the trash only got full last night" are very different things dude
Opening this with a mouse story at the DC Improv is so timely! In the middle of six figure earnings & lux apartments, BOOM💥- Mickey and friends in your living room!😂😂
At some point it’s not even the food, they just want to get out of the cold.
@@kellyalves756exactly! 😂
@@kellyalves756or they need water
Charity Lo-Ki is acting like real drug dealers. "First One's Free"
It's low-key. I had no idea what you were trying to say at first😂
@@nunyabiznes5489 Oops I got excited and forgot how to spell. Lol
@@carpooltonal Did you recently watch Thor, lol?
@@MatthewTheWanderer gross... Let's go with Loki... Literal title.
@@john2g1 I was just going with where he first appeared.
😂😂😂 Josh, you don't know how much you and so many other comedians have helped me. I am so grateful 🙏🏾 God bless.
Big brain jokes you're a genius how are you so consistent
Thank you, Josh. You're making spirits soar.
This whole performance was an absolute blast. Josh is just so intelligent, knowledgeable, well spoken and has a delivery style that is completely his own. I just discovered him last night by accident. I clicked on a video that from the title seemed to be more information about Diddy and like Josh talked about in that video I don’t, well I consistently do my best, to stop hate from entering my heart, mind or spirit. But, I will say that I am as happy 50cent that Diddy is truly going down for good! I’ve just been disgusted by him since he was implicated in Tupac’s murder. I loved Tupac and I think he did it.
I’m so sorry I got off my path. I’ve been really sick the last few days and after discovering Josh I’ve been binging a bit and it has been really good missing but when he started talking about being in Denny’s with his white friend yelling about being racist, which I don’t think he has a racist drop of blood in his body which just made it funnier. I could not stop laughing!!! There’s no doubt he’s going to be our next wildly famous comedian! He’s definitely going to have the game lifespan of a turtle! A segment which was also so freaking funny!! 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️
"I'm still working some stuff out." JJ:2K24.