Even Harvey’s Heart Hates Him

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  3 месяца назад +1452

    Hi Friends. Reply to this with your city. Planning my 2025 tour

    • @TheLadyBlerd
      @TheLadyBlerd 3 месяца назад +50

      Phoenix!!! And best time to come is between January - April before the sun remember to live on our backs 😅 we adored ya and will do so again!

    • @FreeTheHealer
      @FreeTheHealer 3 месяца назад +43

      Houston

    • @carinasacher2532
      @carinasacher2532 3 месяца назад +72

      Come to Germany sometime pleaseeeee

    • @vornamenachname1572
      @vornamenachname1572 3 месяца назад +51

      @@JoshJohnsonComedy Berlin or any place else in Germany 😁

    • @user-vs9uf3ny8z
      @user-vs9uf3ny8z 3 месяца назад +38

      Portland, OR!

  • @ongkhuongduy3498
    @ongkhuongduy3498 3 месяца назад +2434

    Some comedy lives off a routine for 20 years. Josh is out here dropping new material 2 days a week.

    • @Kllgg
      @Kllgg 3 месяца назад +149

      His ability to put out fresh material this fast is insane. Comedy Central is messing up not giving him his own show.

    • @earthwarriorangel
      @earthwarriorangel 3 месяца назад +99

      It’s the way he tells and analyzes and processes stories, this man is a hilarious storyteller, my FAVORITE comedian rn

    • @apcolleen
      @apcolleen 3 месяца назад +30

      I started following a comedian and his stuff started getting repetitious and so I unfollowed him and I just saw him in my feed again a couple days ago and it's been two years and he doesn't have any new material.

    • @JuniusJones
      @JuniusJones 3 месяца назад +41

      ​@@Kllgg I'd like to believe the Daily Show is taking great care of him. I really hope so. He's the greatest comedian in literal decades.

    • @Kllgg
      @Kllgg 3 месяца назад +19

      @@JuniusJones, they are seriously underutilizing both him and Dulce.

  • @RePeteAndMe
    @RePeteAndMe 3 месяца назад +1792

    "Open heart surgery. If he had it I think we would have heard about it"
    Yes, I'm sure we would have heard if they found a heart in there.

    • @JeannetteTSpencer
      @JeannetteTSpencer 3 месяца назад +19

      Great joke😅

    • @chriscjamison
      @chriscjamison 3 месяца назад +7

      Very good. 😂

    • @Uthardar
      @Uthardar 3 месяца назад +6

      Oh snap

    • @taimatsuko
      @taimatsuko 3 месяца назад +4

      🤣🤣

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 3 месяца назад +7

      😂😂😂 it would have been a real miracle

  • @markcarey67
    @markcarey67 3 месяца назад +1275

    Josh's uses of pauses and silence as punctuation is masterful.

    • @polydex108
      @polydex108 3 месяца назад +19

      Good notice. I daresay he is a comedic genius.
      What lady would not want a second date with him, manly or not?

    • @Jbayz
      @Jbayz 3 месяца назад +1

      @markcarey67 how you gonna get more likes on a lesser version of my sentence lol

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@polydex108 he is manly as anything.

    • @cynthiawilliams541
      @cynthiawilliams541 3 месяца назад +4

      Yes, that's part of what makes him so funny.

    • @ruthcassidy6052
      @ruthcassidy6052 3 месяца назад +7

      I've always said that timing is the most important thing in comedy (like in most things) and Josh is a true master of the art.

  • @CorinneCrow
    @CorinneCrow 3 месяца назад +480

    I’m a RN. I’ve had a LOT of prisoners over the years, and i specifically told people to NEVER to tell me what they did. ONCE i was told about a patient and I’ll just tell you that helping that person was the hardest thing I’ve done in my career.
    A lot of bad people in the world, and medical personnel has to care for them.

    • @Fangman123789
      @Fangman123789 3 месяца назад +61

      Thank you for all yours, and those in the medical care fields, hard work and professionalism. My mom has been an RN for over 30 years and she is an angel and my hero 😅. Yall make the world a safer, kinder, and brighter place!! ❤

    • @statistical-anomaly
      @statistical-anomaly 3 месяца назад +43

      I completely understand, when I was doing a 50min transport a man insisted on treating me like his priest. I decided to listen to lung sounds constantly to get him to shut up.

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 месяца назад +10

      @@statistical-anomalysmart thinking

    • @DanceintheRaine666
      @DanceintheRaine666 3 месяца назад +18

      Yet, STILL YOU DID❤
      Which is HONOURABLE & ETHICAL of....you.

    • @julieCA58
      @julieCA58 2 месяца назад +3

      Thank you.

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 3 месяца назад +1168

    "And I really hope, from the bottom of my heart, that he's not okay." Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dipset4016
    @dipset4016 3 месяца назад +1227

    For those that missed it. that gesture at the end is the gesture one makes when one is having a heart attack. Full circle.

    • @AveryGeorgia88
      @AveryGeorgia88 3 месяца назад +20

      Yeah…. No. That’s the “clutches pearls” gesture. It’s a feminine/gay gesture. Not masculine. Had nothing to do with the beginning of the routine.

    • @lk9038
      @lk9038 3 месяца назад +53

      ​@@AveryGeorgia88Pearl clutching is the neck, not the chest.

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 3 месяца назад +27

      He called it a "bona fide bitch gesture". Something you do while saying "my word!" or "well, I never...!". It wasn't a "Fred Sanford clutching his chest" move. Funny either way, though!

    • @AveryGeorgia88
      @AveryGeorgia88 3 месяца назад +2

      @@lk9038 yeah….no…

    • @DGolden247
      @DGolden247 3 месяца назад +19

      @@AveryGeorgia88 I mean, it can be multiple things at the same time

  • @sageygaygey
    @sageygaygey 3 месяца назад +637

    I appreciate that Josh isn't afraid to call out the fact that guilty parties are told to play up the sympathy factor. that shit always disgusted me

    • @DanLoFat
      @DanLoFat Месяц назад +2

      And in another segment to admit that the way to make a man go wild is in fact exactly what hawk I told us

  • @taronnamckee6528
    @taronnamckee6528 3 месяца назад +1196

    I love Josh's ministry of humor. Nobody has ever been this good at making current events hysterical and, most importantly, keeps it human without being hateful. Josh never loses his humanity. I'm a fan for life 😊

    • @ImNotNotAllCityChi
      @ImNotNotAllCityChi 3 месяца назад

      Check out a guy named George Carlin

    • @megansaunders7244
      @megansaunders7244 3 месяца назад +41

      Ministry of humour. I like that!

    • @JeannetteTSpencer
      @JeannetteTSpencer 3 месяца назад +27

      He makes this insane world more bearable with humor

    • @rickyjayster2586
      @rickyjayster2586 3 месяца назад +11

      I believe the secret to that success is to make light of ALL situations and not put oneself on either side. I'm glad he learn that.

    • @n2shooter
      @n2shooter 3 месяца назад +15

      You hit the nail on the head! He is brilliant at his ability to deliver fresh content on NEW SHIT ALL THE TIME!

  • @ireneacevedo3523
    @ireneacevedo3523 3 месяца назад +199

    The person laughing so vividly in this video deserves a shout out and check because they made this one a little different than your other videos, for sure! It was cute to hear them genuinely enjoy the show and even try not to laugh sometimes to hear Josh out, lmao. 😂❤

    • @shonhogan1163
      @shonhogan1163 3 месяца назад +5

      I hope it's his mama 😍

    • @fixedllc1940
      @fixedllc1940 2 месяца назад +1

      ...yeah...

    • @awakeningcreatives
      @awakeningcreatives 2 месяца назад +5

      😂 Came here to say this^ This person made me aught more than I would've. Love hearing other people's joy up close for once because I have so enjoyed these videos. Makes it more real.

    • @DanLoFat
      @DanLoFat Месяц назад

      That's his date.

    • @nunoneves1672
      @nunoneves1672 Месяц назад +1

      it´s amazing

  • @rudymwaurah
    @rudymwaurah 3 месяца назад +54

    Josh is a generational talent. My dad had Richard Pryor, elder sister got Trevor Noah, I get to say I watched Josh Johnson.

    • @monaestrada6256
      @monaestrada6256 3 месяца назад +4

      @@rudymwaurah lol I'm.so lucky! I had red Foxx, Lenny Bruce, Rodney Dangerfield, the late great GEORGE CARLIN, Pryor, Murphy, Chris Rock Ralphie, Matt Rife, Chappelle, so many wonderful comedians! Now I've seen Josh Johnson!

    • @Randomly_Dubbed
      @Randomly_Dubbed Месяц назад

      ​@@monaestrada6256Matt Rife? Lmfao. Such a legend

    • @missourimomofthree
      @missourimomofthree Месяц назад +5

      George Carlin is widely considered the best comic in history. But Josh reached Carlin status with his conversation about health care. There is no one doing standup that can touch him. Such a nice alternative to a certain thin skinned comic who floods the internet with reactions to hecklers but no actual material.

    • @KathrynTanner-t8f
      @KathrynTanner-t8f 25 дней назад

      ​@@monaestrada6256, old people heard all of them, and others.

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 3 дня назад

      And they all can watch him with you! He is so relatable

  • @Bloodshotistic
    @Bloodshotistic 3 месяца назад +548

    Incredibly self aware and very perceptive when he explains complex topics like masculinity and femininity. Love listening to Josh because you learn more about society through these monologues.

    • @ShuttleQueenChronicles
      @ShuttleQueenChronicles Месяц назад

      I agree with you.

    • @DanLoFat
      @DanLoFat Месяц назад +2

      That's one of the reasons he's on The daily show

    • @calistafalcontail
      @calistafalcontail Месяц назад +3

      I lost it cause, I am sorry to say it, I have actually thought exactly what he was describing, when I was on a date once. The dude blew on his food for an eternity, while I was just throwing it in, cause I was so hungry, and at one point, when we were outside, he saw something he liked and he jumped up and down slighty...like a little girl. I just could not (for many other reasons too, but this did not help at all). I paid for the food myself so...fair game.

  • @LoraHauschildt
    @LoraHauschildt 3 месяца назад +1017

    I have learned to NEVER EVER take a sip of anything if he pauses with that little smile ...it always led to me needing to mop up lemonade or coffee from myself and my screen. Josh is absolutely fantastic 😂😂

    • @Marlay9183
      @Marlay9183 3 месяца назад +84

      Everytime he says "ok" and pauses, then he smiles and you know it's gonna be epic 😂

    • @vanessacarly5140
      @vanessacarly5140 3 месяца назад +34

      Yeessss that smile 😂

    • @insanelysane8296
      @insanelysane8296 3 месяца назад +11

      Hahaha me too! 😂

    • @merlapittman5034
      @merlapittman5034 3 месяца назад +19

      Oh, I agree! I NEVER eat or drink anything while watching one of his videos because I know if I do, I'm going to be wearing it! 😂😂😂

    • @mimiDchi
      @mimiDchi 3 месяца назад +4

      Truth!

  • @Triplemother
    @Triplemother 3 месяца назад +312

    The lady laughing wickedly at 15:20 had me in stitches 🤣

    • @Bigblacksteve27
      @Bigblacksteve27 3 месяца назад +44

      Sounding like somebody black auntie 😂😂

    • @opcomment
      @opcomment 3 месяца назад +22

      I love her laugh she's my new favorite!

    • @JeanaHelms
      @JeanaHelms 3 месяца назад +4

      Seriously

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 3 месяца назад +10

      That's a cackle for sure! Lol

    • @NorthWesTrav253
      @NorthWesTrav253 3 месяца назад

      Deep in the diaphragm 😂

  • @willCaboutThat
    @willCaboutThat 3 месяца назад +24

    Josh jokes about not being manly enough but I am genuinely so comforted knowing the men in my life see him as a role model

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle 3 месяца назад +1048

    Hippocratic oath is "First, do no harm." Arguably, keeping Weinstein alive is doing harm 🤷‍♂️

    • @AngelaLovesSpamton2
      @AngelaLovesSpamton2 3 месяца назад +11

      Well, he’ll kick the bucket eventually!

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess 3 месяца назад

      Y'all really like trying to drag Black people into shit. We dont have shit to do with Harvey Weinstein, and folks are more than allowed to wish that it was okay to let him die. Yes, this IS just about Weinstein.

    • @captainflapjax7240
      @captainflapjax7240 3 месяца назад +53

      ​@@MaxPower-wo1we Well, you're no fun

    • @stefs3460
      @stefs3460 3 месяца назад +14

      🤔 interesting way to spin it. Might work 😅

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 3 месяца назад +25

      @@MaxPower-wo1we lmao internet tough guy over here

  • @c016smith52
    @c016smith52 3 месяца назад +887

    LOLs out the gate....
    "Rushed??" 😂

    • @robinkilpatrick664
      @robinkilpatrick664 3 месяца назад +17

      That's when I paused it and sent it to my besties👍

    • @anklebitr79
      @anklebitr79 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @DanLoFat
      @DanLoFat Месяц назад

      Stopping at the yellow light, we wouldn't have made it.

    • @Atechet
      @Atechet 26 дней назад

      This was the comment I scrolled to find

  • @BhavyaAndrea
    @BhavyaAndrea 3 месяца назад +508

    Pure genius and heart. Who else can bring up unsavory current events and make us laugh without encouraging meanness? He’s pure joy.

    • @offtarget1758
      @offtarget1758 3 месяца назад +11

      💯❤️❤️

    • @BhavyaAndrea
      @BhavyaAndrea 3 месяца назад +3

      @@SpicyOatmilk I have no idea😁 I’ve noticed it or similar? next to other names, wonder if it’s part of membership. Must investigate…

    • @BhavyaAndrea
      @BhavyaAndrea 3 месяца назад +1

      Oh of course!! The little pic - it’s Josh! Had to take a photo to zoom in 🤣

    • @user-ox2sp2qn2s
      @user-ox2sp2qn2s 3 месяца назад +2

      So true - he and Trevor Noah are the only comedians who have this combination.

    • @BhavyaAndrea
      @BhavyaAndrea 3 месяца назад

      @@user-ox2sp2qn2s Yes! Aah… to see the world through their eyes.

  • @raiden6158
    @raiden6158 3 месяца назад +61

    I think the irony here is, Josh be making himself so vulnerable by putting himself out there constantly which is very admirable and “Manly” right there!
    This whole bit was one of my favourites!

  • @CillaWalker
    @CillaWalker 3 месяца назад +31

    I love Josh. He is too funny. His delivery is always on point and his facial expressions are priceless.

  • @andromeda156
    @andromeda156 3 месяца назад +216

    I'm a disabled person, I use a walker around the house. That walker bit was funny 🤣

    • @apcolleen
      @apcolleen 3 месяца назад +43

      It would be awfully nice if I could just take my disabilities on and off at will like Harvey and Bill.

    • @andromeda156
      @andromeda156 3 месяца назад

      @@apcolleen yes, but also, I'd rather be disabled than to be a piece of garbage like the likes of Harvey, Bill and Diddy. I have PPMS, what are you having? 🙂

    • @bcpr9812
      @bcpr9812 3 месяца назад +33

      He was using a basic indoor walker with the cut off tennis balls _outdoors..._ like, are we supposed to believe this dude couldn't afford a proper rollator outdoor walker?

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@@bcpr9812IKR? I had the same thought- no way this dude has the same walker I do.

    • @lemonade8382
      @lemonade8382 3 месяца назад +2

      if you are guilty in court how will you take it to the next level? 😂

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 3 месяца назад +343

    "Rushed?!" from the jump... Making me LMAO... Thanks, always, Josh!

  • @VictorH-27
    @VictorH-27 3 месяца назад +206

    I just had the most stressful hour rescuing my cats from my roof. It is midnight here, and they were so scared. Heck, I was too. They're safe, but Lord, I was in tears.
    Thank you for making me laugh when I'm near breaking down, Josh. You're truly a blessing to many.
    Lotsa love from Indonesia ❤

    • @your3kidding
      @your3kidding 3 месяца назад +10

      Glad you're all safe on the ground! I know how scary that is.

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 3 месяца назад +15

    16:02 I am a woman, and I carry cotton hankies. I keep them for emergencies. They stem blood flow, they dry tears, and they make scared people feel like you care. They are also great, for catching boogers. I only purchase cotton hankies that are embroidered. Nothing super special, just a little flower.

  • @Lea-zf7lm
    @Lea-zf7lm 3 месяца назад +174

    I will never forget what the ER doctor told me after a car accident caused by a drunk driver where the drunk refused medical care "Imagine they come in here after having caused devastation on others and we have to treat them like any other patient. It's very difficult, but we do it. I'm very happy not to have to treat her tonight so that I can concentrate on you." They were all so kind to me, the ambulance drivers, the hospital personnel, the police officers. The disdain in their voices when they spoke about her was very evident but they did everything by the book.
    I never asked the cops how they felt about having to arrest their off-duty work colleague, lol

    • @kelseygetz2123
      @kelseygetz2123 3 месяца назад +50

      Oh shit she was a cop??? I hope you sued and won. More importantly, I hope you healed well and are living a great life :)

  • @westcoastereastcoaster
    @westcoastereastcoaster 3 месяца назад +34

    Even if i was blindfolded, I could tell by your voice alone when you're smiling

  • @Mallowolf
    @Mallowolf 3 месяца назад +1350

    The cackling lady’s laugh is so contagious hahahaha

    • @Kimberly_Sparkles
      @Kimberly_Sparkles 3 месяца назад +76

      The table of men talking back that's with her during the hot bite segment....HILARIOUS.

    • @sam-ll2xc
      @sam-ll2xc 3 месяца назад +33

      🦆🦆🦆

    • @aj-ou9xy
      @aj-ou9xy 3 месяца назад +43

      was looking for this comment lmaooo

    • @MaxPower-wo1we
      @MaxPower-wo1we 3 месяца назад +42

      Sounds just like Dulce Sloan, her face is like her laugh... just makes you want to smile😊

    • @In_Demand
      @In_Demand 3 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂

  • @n0love
    @n0love 3 месяца назад +198

    Dude, every city on your tour is sold out!!! I've never been more disappointed and happy at the same time. Congrats on the much deserved recognition! Hopefully, I can catch one your shows soon. I'll be quicker next time.

    • @lawannamartin1905
      @lawannamartin1905 3 месяца назад +7

      Whaaaaat😮...the best kept secret is now FAMOUS. Can't see him live now, darn it

  • @stephanieward86
    @stephanieward86 3 месяца назад +241

    I have to say, you're my kind of funny. Being honest and blunt without the notion of offending anyone is hard to do! And your talent is effortless. I was sad to see dates sold out (although VERY happy for you! Congratulations!!) And look forward to catching you live in 2025 ❤ 🤞🤞 Thank you for providing wholesome laughter.

    • @Jenvick
      @Jenvick 3 месяца назад +20

      comedy without any meanness is such a beautiful thing. It clearly takes more skill and creativity too. Anyone can stand up there, act like an asshole, and get people to signal support because they're being given permission to be the worst of themselves. If you want to know how truly talented a comic is, listen to see if the audience is laughing vs. clapping. Josh's audiences laugh like they are going to pee themselves.

    • @stephanieward86
      @stephanieward86 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Jenvick 💯

  • @lcabrera4318
    @lcabrera4318 3 месяца назад +43

    Grabbin’ a robe I’m not wearin’. QUALITY 😂😂😂I’m dead!

  • @のはら劇場
    @のはら劇場 3 месяца назад +8

    I’ve also been following Josh Johnson for a while and Hold up carried me through the demic. Love that Josh punches up, not down. That takes courage. And still is hilarious!

  • @katarzynaszajkowski8394
    @katarzynaszajkowski8394 3 месяца назад +157

    You’re a fabulous speaker. Not just comedian but communicator. Truly a gift.

  • @Jbayz
    @Jbayz 3 месяца назад +182

    Its a special talent where he can say "I read something this week ", pause and get laughs without even the set up. Lol

  • @KarlaElaine100
    @KarlaElaine100 3 месяца назад +93

    Josh is my new “favorite comedian!”

  • @teeeesh4420
    @teeeesh4420 3 месяца назад +11

    Josh Johnson is the only good thing to come out of the latest news! He’s such a soul saver!

  • @Meezy651
    @Meezy651 3 месяца назад +8

    This is a real comedian.. Bro will never run out of content

  • @thomaslayton2110
    @thomaslayton2110 3 месяца назад +119

    Every night, when I finish work, I put on Josh Johnson while I unwind. Just want to say thankyou sir, you helped me get through some difficult times.

  • @mcmullen288
    @mcmullen288 3 месяца назад +142

    I've used "my wife got attacked by a dog" at so many jobs to call off or leave early. I once had her call in to my work itself saying I wasn't answering and telling them she got mauled by a pitbull so I could go home early and we could see a movie.

    • @PaulMcGillTV
      @PaulMcGillTV 3 месяца назад +7

      I like that idea!!!!! 😄

    • @insanelysane8296
      @insanelysane8296 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm so going to use this from now on 😂😂

    • @The.Californians
      @The.Californians 3 месяца назад +15

      I don't have a wife, but I'm going to start using it too. 😂

    • @reejan8109
      @reejan8109 3 месяца назад

      Pick another breed, please. Pibbles don't need this!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 месяца назад +8

      And now, for the very first time, I’m reconsidering not being married..

  • @alovecolour
    @alovecolour 3 месяца назад +50

    In these times... Josh is the hero America needs.

    • @DanLoFat
      @DanLoFat Месяц назад

      No mouse was harmed in the telling of his jokes

  • @estherolawuyi1687
    @estherolawuyi1687 3 месяца назад +5

    We love his pre-jokes, joke jokes, and post jokes. We love you, Josh

  • @TRhistesse
    @TRhistesse 3 месяца назад +9

    I love how you can hear people in the audience literally go “HA HA HA” real hard. You’re such a blessing Josh !

  • @spidermeadows
    @spidermeadows 3 месяца назад +96

    Leading with empathy…for the poor folk who had to help keep that atrocity still alive. You’re such a treasure, Josh.

  • @CathyKeating
    @CathyKeating 3 месяца назад +83

    Aw, that was epic! And someone please thank the woman near the mike whose infectious cackle just made me laugh even harder. Great set, Josh! 🙇🏻‍♀🙇🏻‍♀🙇🏻‍♀🙇🏻‍♀

    • @MakerOfChase
      @MakerOfChase 3 месяца назад +10

      I know it can be annoying to some but the people close to the audio laughing always remind me of someone I knew at some point. A small taste of home lol

  • @ThomasineTerry-rz6lb
    @ThomasineTerry-rz6lb 3 месяца назад +147

    The way you explain things is unmatched!

  • @crippninja4664
    @crippninja4664 3 месяца назад +17

    Once he brought up Bill Cosby blindness I was expecting a Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder reference but GOD DAMN!🤣🤣🤣🤣 that shit fucking got me

  • @StillmanVonStillman
    @StillmanVonStillman Месяц назад +5

    Excellent as usual. It is so entertaining to watch this man create comedy history.

  • @pyramidion5911
    @pyramidion5911 3 месяца назад +42

    At yellow lights making decisions 😂😂😂 not even 2 minutes and I'm cracking up

  • @Bailouts4Billionaires
    @Bailouts4Billionaires 3 месяца назад +56

    Josh Johnson is all killer, no filler. Truly amazing how he’s always on point and insightful. Also wild to think he was out there doing random menial jobs when he has this much talent.

  • @AlizMari23
    @AlizMari23 3 месяца назад +258

    "What do you mean you're out of peach jam?" 😅😂 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brendatomlinson
      @brendatomlinson 3 месяца назад +12

      For me it’s when Trader Joe’s is out of lemon curd. It literally puts me in a bad mood

    • @Mogthrasir1989
      @Mogthrasir1989 3 месяца назад

      "You're gonna have to kill everyone who saw, because people will tell people..."😆😆

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 3 месяца назад

      ​@@brendatomlinsonOn the plus side, it's easy to make. Still, I pick some up when I run out of last season's.

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 3 месяца назад +43

    22:08 That is man for clutching pearls.

  • @joshuaturner349
    @joshuaturner349 3 месяца назад +6

    The fact that his comedy is based off empathy and seeing things from multiple sides is why hes so relatable and so destined for greatness! Cool first name too 🤷🏾‍♂️😏

  • @SicCeboo
    @SicCeboo 3 месяца назад +76

    22:37 I’ve seen black men just grab their shirts off (from the middle) and square up after this because there’s literally no coming back from it. You’ve clutched your pearls.

    • @HaroldElbowmanIV
      @HaroldElbowmanIV 3 месяца назад +3

      I just started watching, but according to the other comments here, the gesture he's doing is a mime of a heart attack... calling back to when he did that at 1:38 . I'm barely 2 minutes in, though, so if I'm mistaken, I'll edit and apologize. It's perfectly okay to be wrong and missing the joke isn't a crime.
      Edit: I apologize. The earlier gesture is quite similar, but since the story being told does involve metaphorical pearl-clutching, I can see the point you're making.

    • @polydex108
      @polydex108 3 месяца назад +11

      Ha! That's hilarious, but When are we going to drop all this nonsense and notions of masculinity and just be people? Vulnerable human beings, not all masculine energy, not all feminine energy.

    • @jobeans4760
      @jobeans4760 3 месяца назад +5

      @@polydex108 Right?? It's exhausting. 8 billion of us and we're all just expected to fit into 2 neat little boxes.

  • @EmorettaRobinson
    @EmorettaRobinson 3 месяца назад +51

    I wasn't expecting a Saturday video from Josh (normally he makes my Tuesdays much better by uploading). But I most definitely appreciate this. Though I'm currently in the hospital after having had surgery yesterday morning. They say "Laughter is the best medicine." And Josh is so talented and has become one of my favorite comedians. So this video was right on time.

    • @aliceanneacts6164
      @aliceanneacts6164 3 месяца назад +1

      I might laugh a little to hard at Josh for it to be a safe post-surgery activity…😉
      In all seriousness, healing vibes!

    • @brendatomlinson
      @brendatomlinson 3 месяца назад +3

      He’s now dropping two videos a week! Regular Tuesday and Saturday morning. I hope you’re feeling better soon, and out of hospital.

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 3 месяца назад +2

      Hope you have an easy healing journey. No popping stitches from laughing too hard!

  • @crimsonoakshadow
    @crimsonoakshadow 3 месяца назад +183

    Josh has added 40k followers in the last week

    • @crimsonoakshadow
      @crimsonoakshadow 3 месяца назад +4

      @@SpicyOatmilk It's a tiny picture of Josh. If you're a member (Join button) you pay a small amount per month and get access to some extra members-only videos and a different picture of Josh next to your name on comments on his videos. My picture indicates I've been a member less than a month.

    • @robertbeste
      @robertbeste 3 месяца назад

      FAR too few.

    • @nikkidcoe
      @nikkidcoe 3 месяца назад

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Fakan
      @Fakan 2 месяца назад

      For the Emperor!!! ...oh, you mean 40,000 people. 😉

  • @jemisterrr
    @jemisterrr 3 месяца назад +47

    "I blew on my hot food too many times."
    *laughter* *laughter*
    "...That's facts."
    I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂

    • @soiledhalo2296
      @soiledhalo2296 3 месяца назад +2

      heard that too :)
      the cackle at the lasagna joke afterwards made me lose it :)

  • @___whatever___
    @___whatever___ 3 месяца назад +8

    Thank you Josh for the laughs and free content. It brightens my day enormously and not a day goes by where I'm not streaming something of yours, especially the JJ show.

  • @statusk.w.o.-topic8610
    @statusk.w.o.-topic8610 3 месяца назад +39

    You’re too real. I love it so much how you just seem to be talking about relatable things and it feels like I’m just chilling and listening to you talk and I feel less lonely. You’re awesome Josh

  • @KarlaElaine100
    @KarlaElaine100 3 месяца назад +121

    I literally spit out my coffee when he said “I blew in my hot food too many times!” Hilarious!

    • @frankdogbelly
      @frankdogbelly 3 месяца назад +4

      was watching this (with headphones) on a laptop in a quiet coffee shop--- silently chuckling to myself but at that exact moment you mentioned i went HAHAAHAHHAHA out loud

    • @TheRonnieaj
      @TheRonnieaj 3 месяца назад +4

      When the guy in the audience said “that’s facts” I nearly choked on my breakfast 😂😂

  • @adriennelara9037
    @adriennelara9037 3 месяца назад +11

    I think I was at this at how! You were amazing! Thank you for sharing your work!

  • @deeherrera2535
    @deeherrera2535 3 месяца назад +13

    Western Massachusetts! We love you Josh! ❤ (btw - you have such a beautiful smile…just love listening to your brilliance!)

  • @TheUnatuber
    @TheUnatuber 3 месяца назад +38

    Beyond brilliant! (In other words, standard performance from Mr. Johnson!)

  • @Jenvick
    @Jenvick 3 месяца назад +35

    I am hoping with all my heart that you pointed out the guy who's laugh my husband and I had been howling at for 10 minutes already.

  • @Mkatz6
    @Mkatz6 3 месяца назад +61

    Yay another Josh set! Always makes my day better

  • @nancystoltz9370
    @nancystoltz9370 3 месяца назад +1

    Hello from Detroit! You must come here, you have the greatest talent! Your humor erases the the division this whole country is living thru in this moment in history. Truly. ❤

  • @katboss4886
    @katboss4886 3 месяца назад +91

    Josh is still using Dulce’s skin care routine. He’s glowing

  • @Maria.I4
    @Maria.I4 3 месяца назад +37

    Now I have a nice start for Saturday evenings, too! Thank you so much for sharing twice a week!With this one I could really FEEL and see the future you gonna get if you want to. You were born to entertain ppl. Sending love from Finland!

    • @Maria.I4
      @Maria.I4 3 месяца назад

      @@SpicyOatmilk for my understanding it’s a community member sticker, I have actually no idea how I got it, there’s plenty of others who has the same or another one depending how long they’ve been part of this community. I am not a bot, but a huge fan of Josh’s comedy and personality. 🙂

  • @KnightOfDoom9765
    @KnightOfDoom9765 3 месяца назад +18

    I absolutely adore the older woman whos def sitting near a crowd mic, just cackling up a storm. Fav

  • @msays1275
    @msays1275 3 месяца назад +7

    Josh Johnson just saw you live the other night......one of the best night of my life!!! You're Awesome!!!....Please come back to the Midwest when you can. And I needed this treat right here❤❤❤❤😂

  • @colleenlally-ross7105
    @colleenlally-ross7105 2 месяца назад +3

    Omg! Hands-down slam-dunk my brand newest most FAVORITE comic!!!! Just discovered this wonderful young man and I couldn't be more impressed 🤗 he's hilarious w/o even a hint of crude, cussing or the all to common trash-talkin' of women...simply brilliant🤘I know his mama's CrazyProud of him😉🥰

  • @JennieGoodpaster
    @JennieGoodpaster 3 месяца назад +24

    You are so loved Josh! Look at all the places you are wanted!!❤

  • @MirageAtPlay
    @MirageAtPlay 3 месяца назад +30

    I am downloading this for my airplane ride. Thank you for coming in clutch always!

  • @lemon1657
    @lemon1657 3 месяца назад +142

    If you think about it, grabbing his chest with an open hand also looks like when a distinguished lady clutches her pearls in shock 😂

  • @LilSpaceFreckles
    @LilSpaceFreckles 3 месяца назад +18

    The guy at 13:41 who said “that’s facts” lmao

  • @BOOMNERD51
    @BOOMNERD51 3 месяца назад +17

    "Whattayou MEAN you're out of peach jam" gesture! ❤ A new favorite! Maybe it needs to be on a tee shirt! 😅

  • @kath1626
    @kath1626 3 месяца назад +69

    Okay, here's the thing, the hippocratic oath states "first, do no harm" - that's a wild one when it comes to Harvey because it could be argued that..... ah well, I'll show myself out.

    • @orlkorrect
      @orlkorrect 3 месяца назад

      It doesn't say 'do no harm.' That's a myth.

  • @longlivedemocracy756
    @longlivedemocracy756 3 месяца назад +17

    Too many tears shed on this video. I’m still crying about Trader Joe’s being out of peach jam! 😂🤣😭 Thank you, Josh for the Saturday pick me up! ❤

  • @lachelleflood6066
    @lachelleflood6066 3 месяца назад

    Thanks!

  • @kelleydavis100
    @kelleydavis100 3 месяца назад +19

    It’s so fun to watch you climb your way to the top!! Your humor is phenomenal, and your delivery is brilliant! I am fully expecting to see you up on the big stage very soon, way to go!!!

  • @SeriousMoh
    @SeriousMoh 3 месяца назад +71

    Wonder if they gonna give Diddy a walker.

    • @palehorse6655
      @palehorse6655 3 месяца назад

      he did so much they might wheel him in a hospital bed with an iv and all the machines a iron lung too

    • @mykpoplevelusetobeobsessio9577
      @mykpoplevelusetobeobsessio9577 3 месяца назад +6

      💀💀💀🤣

    • @mikefrost1312
      @mikefrost1312 3 месяца назад

      He'll be in a whole wheelchair 😂 all those years of "diddy boppin" broke down his body!

    • @SnooperSwizzle0728
      @SnooperSwizzle0728 3 месяца назад

      Even diddy knows a walker wont do it. He will need a wheelchair and a blind person tap stick and maybe even a handicap assist dog to help him out

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 месяца назад +11

      He’s gonna have dark sunglasses and a cane (with a little mirror on the bottom)

  • @RaggamuffinForever
    @RaggamuffinForever 3 месяца назад +30

    Years later and he’s still a breath of fresh air.❤

  • @ChastityBeltzJourney
    @ChastityBeltzJourney 2 месяца назад +2

    I LOVE the fact that the fit doesn’t change. There’s an authenticity in a no-frills, no-fluff, barebones presentation of his art that is refreshing. Please don’t change (. . . I mean, please remain true to you and your art as you blow up. . .)

  • @stelmosfire11
    @stelmosfire11 3 месяца назад +5

    My new fav comedian. Humble and wholesome. How refreshing. 🙏

  • @dinguloid
    @dinguloid 3 месяца назад +12

    Quickly running towards one million subscribers, you deserve it Josh, thanks for all of your hard work.

  • @DisorientedDesiree
    @DisorientedDesiree 3 месяца назад +24

    Another solid set, great job! Had me cracking up

  • @heidi3963
    @heidi3963 3 месяца назад +36

    I am so grateful for all of your amazing videos!

  • @grsafran
    @grsafran 3 месяца назад +4

    This man's creativity is second to none.

  • @patevans3709
    @patevans3709 3 месяца назад +3

    Thanks for your generosity, Josh!

  • @millicentcollins-lott1862
    @millicentcollins-lott1862 3 месяца назад +26

    ❤❤Houston,Tx. Hope to see you, look forward to your sets every week. Please keep them coming 😂.

  • @kathleenmorrison2908
    @kathleenmorrison2908 3 месяца назад +41

    It's like my dad and I watching Dick Cheney's pacemaker get successfully replaced time and time again. We wouldn't have convicted a doctor for losing him on purpose. 😂

  • @thectgx
    @thectgx 3 месяца назад +20

    Love these sets Josh. You're great and your hard work is doing great things for you and us. ❤

  • @rickgiles3633
    @rickgiles3633 3 месяца назад +5

    JJ is the best comedian out there and he is so hardworking and fast with his bits

  • @soulfulsolomon
    @soulfulsolomon 3 месяца назад +30

    15:14 why is Squidward laughing while filming 😭😭😭

  • @dimestorepoet
    @dimestorepoet 3 месяца назад +14

    Josh Joshnson sets have turned into my weekly therapy session.

  • @normaowens7569
    @normaowens7569 3 месяца назад +19

    I love when we get an extra set on Saturday ❤ and boy did I need it.

  • @offtarget1758
    @offtarget1758 3 месяца назад +7

    Every time you touch on these topics you heal something in me and I am so grateful for your ability to shine light on such darkness and then dissolve that darkness in laughter. Truly magic, Josh. ❤️❤️

  • @Bz12Angels
    @Bz12Angels 3 месяца назад

    You, Dear Josh, are the perfect medicine after a major county-wide disappointment like we have just experienced. I find myself coming home looking for you! ❤ I love you for your gift! We are going to need you to get us through these next four years, 😢God bless you ❤ much love❤😂

  • @kundayim
    @kundayim 3 месяца назад +23

    the lady laugh at 16:58 😂😂😂

  • @veryaquaticpotatoe
    @veryaquaticpotatoe 3 месяца назад +10

    I don't know how you put out as much stand up as you do but it's amazing and I'm here for it every time.

  • @smilesquad-yu6cg
    @smilesquad-yu6cg 3 месяца назад +20

    Thanks for sharing!! You rock!!

  • @roxanneepstein5329
    @roxanneepstein5329 3 месяца назад +9

    That lady’s laughter is the best!!