Make America Safe Again?
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Hi Friends
This week I wanted to share my thoughts on the events over the weekend. There was a pirate in San Francisco causing mayhem like it’s 1492.
I also mention some of what happened on Saturday. I basically found out like most of you, had a little bit of time to read and process and then went and shared what was going on in my head with those of you that came to the San Diego show.
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Video Directed by Jacob Menache
Recorded at American Comedy Co in San Diego, CA
Hi Friends, thanks for being here. Make sure to subscribe, the goal is 600k subscribers by July 31st.
I wish i could open a million youtube channels just to give you a million subscribtions. You are my hero. In the most depressing of times in my life, i turn to your shows just to ease my mind from the stress of my life. I wish you the best best best of luck. You are the next Dave Chapelle. !! God bless you Josh and THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO !!! ❤❤❤❤
I just wanted to say that I think that you are so dope! I’ve been watching you for a while now and I’m so impressed on how you’ve evolved as a comedian. Def my fav🫡
Top comic in the biz right now imo. Thanks for the humor, but also the thoughtful reflections. 🏆✨ This country needs what you do, thanks for doing it.
I had so much fun!
I loved the show so much!! You are an amazing comedian!! Thank you for coming to San Diego and sharing your gift ❤
Most comics write an hour a year. This guy writes an hour a week. You've got to respect the level of talent that takes. ❤
A lot of comics prior to hitting it really big did the same or so they say
I'm thinking several hours a day because he has original stories every single time.
This man is The Real Machine
Not talent, grit and effort.
It really is had to stop watching at 6 minutes because it was highly annoying
That random woman answering everything Josh saying with "yup yup. that's true."
She's the loud one in her group
LOL
Yup yup that’s true
@@jaeesbuttah she said that as i read this lmao
She reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the female heckler 😅
6 hours after the news broke and he is on stage talking about it with more clarity than I’ve heard anyone all week. This man is great
the ear magically fixed itself, like his bonespurs
he really is
Seriously - it's now a month later (and kind of a different world entirely) but I am blown away that Josh was able to have such a nuanced take after only 6 hours.
He's a main writer for The Daily Show. Has been for years.
@@ejyounggun08 seriously? Wow. Just discovered him - he's great!
"You don't just wait for rock bottom, you can decide for yourself how far you're willing to fall" dude got way more real than I expected.
"you don't just fall until you find it." phrase missed in the middle that I think adds to the Josh haiku
You hit rock bottom when you stop digging
He's so comfortable up there, not afraid to let a pause linger while he thinks, and the audience is right there with him. Amazing storyteller.
He's so good at letting it linger... Not sure where he's going, and then bam hits with something incredibly poignant or incredibly goofy it's fantastic
I told him this in person that his pacing is perfect 👌
The sound guy did that one woman DIRTY! No clue why they had her mic'd up so strongly, but they were prepared to expose her whole life 🤣🤣
(EDIT: JOSH I APOLOGIZE I DO NOT DISLIKE THE LADY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 😭) I just thought it was funny that she ended up being right next to the mic, lol. Nothing a little post-production can't fix!
Still a perfect video, and I NEED MORE LONGER CLIPS! 🙌♥️♥️
Broooooo I was like "DAMN Josh really hittin it w this crowd, this lady LOOOOVE HIM!!!
hilarious 😂😂😂
lmao she was having a good time
If anyone ever offers me my own mic at a comedy show, I’m saying no. Not getting embarrassed like this woman.
i bet she drunkenly wandered next to the room mic, totally oblivious, just vibin' 😂
I remember when I first discovered Josh Johnson and I thought, "I think I found my new favorite comedian." Josh Johnson is brilliant!!
I have a feeling hes gna be the new Dave Chapelle. His story telling comedy is exactly like chapelles style. And he has the ability to come up with new material and get you hooked to listening to a story and waiting for the laugh. And not many comedians have that talent. God bless his soul ! ❤❤
@@nancyhaddad1454 yeah, I get sucked into the story, and then am always pleasantly surprised by the unexpected twist that makes me laugh. I'll forget that he's a comedian and then BAM, I'm laughing.
Same. Feels like a lifetime ago. Big Afro, skinny frame. So happy to see my namesake grow!
I found him through the drake vs Kendrick beef explained
I felt that from jump back in the day too
I'm from Brazil, and it's confusing to imagine leaving Brazil to be threatened by a Pirate in the USA and be saved by naked people... that would be crazy even here in Brazil, and here things are crazy regularly...
@@Hello.Meditate yeah, It really annoys me people talking like the USA is perfect and Brazil it's a shithole...
but things here are definitely crazier than up north... we are not Russia crazy, but still... I mean, usually, sometimes the USA tries to compete with us.
pretty crazy, but it aint florida crazy
@@PROPAROXITONOon the internet no one talks about the US likes it perfect (or irl honest, perfect or trash just doesn't come up) so your comment confuses me. Brazil being bad doesn't come up. I've heard that it's a pretty place and fun for carnivale but I've known a couple of people from Brazil and I've heard what it's like.
edit: wrong reply,meant for the person above really
😂😂😂😂😂
Crazy thing about kids reacting to Reagan’s shooting: I was in middle school, in class, when we heard about it. I sat there in disbelief while the other kids cheered. I didn’t like his policies, either, but I certainly didn’t celebrate his suffering.
As an older blackman...jus wanna say proud of you...i like ur sets are friendly to all cultures, funny without a focus on profanity n trash....ur show is funny and the family can enjoy it......ty from my heart and soul....cause many have forgotten❤
That’s why comedy is subjective. Everyone has their own style and sense of humor. There’s no right or wrong way to do comedy. And you can’t please everyone.
For real. I can show my parents his whole videos without having to cringe and apologize for language use and content. I work hard to filter what I show my parents out of respect and Josh Johnson’s work always gets through while being stunningly funny
I hope he reads your nice comment and takes it to heart.
Exactly 💯. 👏🏽
Dude punctuates one of the best speeches for unity with "I just want a good taco". A true poet of our time. Mad respect for Josh for being able to preach deep thoughts to an audience with some jokes in between to keep the mood light and up. That's the best way for comedy to be a vehicle.
I once asked my boxing coach, who was a legitimate Mui Thai practitioner and fighter that competed, what he tactics he would use if somebody tried to pick a fight with him in a bar. He stopped warming up, looked me dead in the eyes, and said without even a little bit of sarcasm,
“I’d just get naked. Nobody wants to fight the naked guy.”
Then immediately continued shadowboxing. There were so many layers to that lesson that it has stayed with me for years. Lol
Reminds me of a conversation with a friend who also grew up in a kinda rough area. I was complaining that my mom gives me shit for going out at night. He responded that he would just go out naked with a knife and a bottle of ketchup. No one wants to get close to the craziest guy on the street at 2 am. Yes we are Floridians 😅
@@frankiemillcarek6976 that reminds me of the MIB application test 😅
"This white girl out here on the street at 10pm with chemistry books...she up to something".😅
@@LindaC616, “…Quantum Physics? that book is way too advanced for her, Zed!”
I love how all the good martial arts teachers are like: Best strategy in a real fight is 'don't get in a real fight'. Now let me show you how to break a guys arm if he has a knife! 😄😄
But it's true though imo martial arts is for yourself to feel secure and for the cases where there is no other way out. My old Taekwondo teacher also repeatedly told us before self defense lessons - 'If someone pulls a knife on you irl move 1 is run! Move 2 is throw something then run! This stuff is for the 0,1% where you can't run!"
😂
That lady's laughter's proximity to the recording equipment is super unfortunate
It happened. Get over it. You people are seriously miserable. It’s not her fucking fault.
Her commentary was so obnoxious
Agreed. She is very distracting. I'm glad she's having a good time, but it is really, really irritating. I almost turned this off because it's just....a lot.
We all on the same page 😂 it doesn't get better as it goes on
My adult ADHD is Not happy about it
“I do truly care about every American.”
Holy shit, Josh. Way to put it into words. I might not *like* a bunch of us a lot of the time - but I do actually want us all to live a safe and healthy and happy life.
Where is your violin 🎻?
I feel the same, the world is healing ❤
@afiaivy2936 don't worry, america is still better having accepted you for who you are rather than being who you are.
Yep❤
the most basic baseline sentiment, says a lot when it comes off profound lol
I first saw Josh when he did the “Catfishing the KKK” routine and I knew this was a man I’d be watching for life
Same!❤
Same here 😊
Same😊❤
Hard to believe that that was like 5 or 6 years ago.
Same 😭 it's still gold too
That woman is having the time of her life. She makes me so happy
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. It's like an authentic comedy bar experience to hear her!
Girl is going to comedy church and she's got that Josh spirit!
This. I'm actually enjoying hearing her. 😂 Genuine laughter.
Last time I went to the dentist the doctor kept freaking out because there was a fly in the room. It's like: Ma'am, it's a fly, you have power tools in my mouth; please try harder to keep your shit together
On the flip side, she has a power tool in your mouth. If the fly distracts her while she has the power tool in your mouth or the fly flies into your open mouth...
That’s insane, what was she a baby?😂
She probably freaked out at the thought of the fly possibly entering your mouth and your either swallowing the fly or choking on it and then, you yourself, consequently freaking out whilst said power tools were in your mouth. Idk. Sounds like she was trying to do you a solid. 🤷♀️ 😂
@@HollieHolliewood 🤣🤣🤣I was struggling to read your comment cuz I couldn't stop laughing by just imagining it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"now that is funny,i approve of the joke"
👀
The best thing, for me, about JJ is that he is, obviously, a flaming liberal, and I am, admittedly, a flaming conservative, but he is still my favorite news source!
There is no topic that's safe from him, but all topics are safe with him. He is an equal opportunity roaster. His observations are so keen, and his setups so flawless his humor always works.
There are whole stretches of time where it's like if Josh isn't reporting it, I don't need to know it! The news is such an intellectual, moral, and emotional tire fire, no one even wants to hear it. But he manages to give it to us in an honest, but user friendly way.
This is hands down the best comment I've seen & read in a really long time....very well said!! I most definitely agree with u. God Bless❤
@@bluckyjones Thank you, I meant it. I literally had to allow notifications from RUclips on my phone just to get updates on his channel because I keep notifications at the barest of minimums, but he is worth it...plus I got a heart from Josh Johnson's team... y'all can't tell me nothing!😂😂😂
How can you be a "flaming conservative", isn't being truly conservative actually being reserved, in actions and practices? It would seem if you're very out and loud and excited, or even perhaps aggressively conservative, about being a conservative, you might not be a conservative. Perhaps you chose the wrong combination of words, idk, but flames are not really the imagery i would associate with being conservative
I'm not a US resident so I'll be honest I don't know what is Liberal and Conservative views, but he's very funny and so observant - with a wit so sharp he could slice a presidential candidate's ear 😉
@@BigSmiley0TV 🤣🔥🤣
That tourist is never gonna get people to believe this story back home hahaha
good thing it was a video Josh saw 😂
As a Brazilian we totally would because of unfortunate American stereotypes lol
Brazil is also a shit show, believe me...
Don't worry, the video Josh mentions already made the rounds here
@@lulubananas-xx5zmWe've got some ideas about Brazil, too.
the duality in your comedy between being absolutely legitimately hysterical and also being motivational and inspiring is my favorite thing about you, dude. we love a comedian who can be funny while discussing serious topics and not punching down.
"We dont have the grit." Omg, i lost it. 😂☠️🤣😅☠️🤣
I lost it.
At first, you think the last person to jump in is a nudist, but then you realize the confidence that is required to be a nudist in the first place, lol.
A nudist in the middle of the city! 😅
I come from Vermont, the(former)land of nudists, and I have always known to drop trow if someone comin at you. Also, they don't worry abt concealed carry in a place filled with guns.
Too many guys are too confident and haven’t been body shamed as women are.
Thank goodness most people don't.
@@WynnWynn-gl3fklol ikr?? I haven't been in a bathing suit without a shirt on over it since I was a teenager!!😂😭
Aside from how absolutely talented you are as a comedian, I showed some clips to my parents and my mom is absolutely certain you "either must be or should be a pianist, because he has such lovely, elegant hands" haha
Funny I noticed the same thing.
@@karinwall999Same!
It's like he has mermaid (merman?) tails for hands. I'm captivated by then.
Idk what it is, but that is such a mom take 😂 it's not wrong tho!
Omg ❤ your mom!
“We don’t know, and we can’t act like we know just ‘cause we feel a lot”
YES!! I’ve internalized that one!
Best statement
@@harmonymorse704 remember, Drake had a lot of feelings, like, several albums worth, and we see how that turned out, lol
"We can't act like we know just cause we feel a lot" thats a great perspective
Josh has the ability to talk about incredibly serious topics. Things that would normally derail a show/set, and yet he is able to bring the energy back on a satisfying whim, that few comedians do as well as he does it. Truly incredible work. 🔥🔥
If it's your first time here, welcome to the best kept secret that shouldn't be a secret in all of comedy. He does a Netflix set like this on current events every Tuesday.
Edit: Just for clarity, I posted this comment before this set even premiered. You will not regret checking the rest of his material out.
it's literally insane how quick he can turn around new material
@@cassun603literally, I’m too young to remember Dave’s chapelle’s prime but when I’ve seen people talk about it, this is what I picture. On his way to GOAT status
I just love him. Not mu 1st time, but I didn't know!
@MidnightAssass1n I think a better comparison is Lewis Black, the man who literally started the daily show and is still a correspondent for it. Lewis doesn't write his material down word for word like, most comedians he usually just off the dome does his thing just by coming up with a topic. The both of them remind me of rapers who don't write their bars they just do them
I like that he got passed the podcast bullshit all the other comedians are hooked on. Annoying audience or not (I wasn't annoyed but some were) real good comedy needs an audience.
"Not all heroes wear capes" has a whole new meaning to it 😂😂😂
😅🤣😂that comment 🔼made my morning!
So you're saying he was circumcised?
@@kevinsmithfan37😂😂😂😂😂
Yup! Some of them just shows some balls😂
@@chineloanikpe9554 😭😭😭💯✨️
"Maybe he's standing on top of the X he's trying to dig"🤣🤣🤣
Only 500k subs? This guy shares the whole truth of America as it is and people cheer and laugh!
He needs to be loved and protected!
I waited a couple of days to get my head straight before settling in to listen to Josh think aloud about the assassination attempt. He didn't disappoint. I feel thoughtful, affirmed, and confirmed in believing that we as Americans can and will do better.
I genuinely think that he has given me my sense of pride and my hope for America back. It’s so easy to be disheartened but he has a way of reminding me that this country has more to it than the worst news stories
Honestly for a second he made me proud to be an American when I'm not even American 😭
He has a very approachable take to the sense of "patriotism" on the level of like, all being in it together and not fighting within ourselves. His ability to see and speak on the Good of human nature is very heartening :,,,)
The way I love Josh's natural 2-strand twists is just deep rooted jealousy!🤦🏾♀️🥰😍
I have hair jealous of him and I don't even have afro textured hair. He looks good! He's a good looking guy!
Right!!!!
@@stoodmuffinpersonal3144yeah, he is literally so handsome
When I see earlier videos of him with other hairstyles, I can’t help but think like he is always handsome, but dude really found his look with these! They look so great on him!
@@s.dunne.3833 Yes indeed, he is very handsome.
"The people you meet every day, thats real life." Amen!
Yup yup, that's true
@@nicnaknoc and the people in real life suck, if they didn’t, it would be easier to sell “touching grass”
If I had children, I’d be pointing towards Josh to be their role model. He’s funny as heck, he’s making an amazing career for himself on his own terms and self promotion, and he has the best take on American society today. He truly has my admiration, respect and a bit of a star struck fangirl. 💙
Bro, 2 weeks later I can not imagine having spoken this clearly and maturely about this the DAY it happened. Well done Josh 🤘
“And I promise all this is going to be funny again. I haven’t forgotten” 😂
This is your time, Josh. You’re meant to be here in this point in time and you’re doing good work. We need voices like yours right now.
Preach it!!
💖 was thinking just this.. his voice is so important rn. Doesn't hurt that he's hilarious too ❤️
I saw the pirate, nudist on my local news. Yah, I live in the Bay Area. True story 😂
I legit thought he was making it up as he went lol. That's wild
@@DavidRealMusic you would have thought it was one of those weird FL stories. Had the naked men blurry with my morning coffee
@@katboss4886 I'm from Florida, and I've met a Florida man or two, but this was a step above.
@@DavidRealMusic used to live in FL. Happy in CA. We get weird too though.
@katboss4886 Yeah I use to live outside of LA, yall definitely do too lol
Honestly, that woman's laugh has added to my enjoyment. At first I thought it was poor placement by the camera guy, but as the show went on, I began to enjoy the routine more hearing how much she was enjoying it. It feels like something we shared, even though we've never met or seen each other IRL. There were a couple of times I didn't laugh at the joke, but I laughed because she did, because her enjoyment caused a reaction in me that added to the experience, and did not take anything away from it at all.
At the 26:56 mark:
"No matter what side you're on [in the 2nd American Civil War], there would be people saying :
"I just want a good Taco".
I died!
Being able to have material for and talk about something that happened just hours ago is really impressive
Agree. How did he do it so quickly. Genius comedic writer.
Everyone thought Chapelle was prolific for doing 4 specials in a few years. Josh has put out 20 specials with his videos and current takes. This dude and Jordan Jenson are gonna be the new killlers
Facts. I wish I could keep track of and structure all my thoughts and observations the way he does. And the fact that he then makes it all funny and naturally weave together is just a joy to watch.
Agreed. Crazy how fast his comedy has risen in quality. Legitimately has moved into my personal top 5 living comedians.
it's some skill to be able to wring 10 minutes of entertaining material out of describing a youtube video that's less than 7 minutes long. like you could go and watch the video in less time but it's not as funny as hearing him talk about it.
The dentist had the perfect opportunity to say he lost his tooth because he didn't floss, and he didn't take it. What a loss.
Pmg, that rhymed.
I really thought the joke was going to be "No, I asked if you were sore." (Not "are you sure?")
Don’t you mean, what a (f)loss? I’ll see myself out.
@@enriquekelly5275 god I love puns 😂❤
Okay. I’ll bite.
"Lemme get em with the yuk yuks, now lock the door!" 🤣
“I’m just trying to figure out what Jodie doing…” 🤣🤣😂 Comedy gold!
Lady being picked up by the mic, ignore all these people. You're great. Real reactions mean everything. Josh watching this will be glad you're there. Keep being awesome.
👍👍
Facts so many hateful ass people acting like hearing her enjoying the show was a personal affront to them. As opposed to what it actually was which would be the fault of whoever set up the sound equipment. Which may well have been Josh for all we know. Imagine being so hateful that you can't let someone have they're joy if it inconveniences you.
Yeah, I’m very sensitive to noise and I could enjoy the video no problem. Listening to Josh I could tune her out. And it’s not her fault she was enjoying the show!
@@OBNOXIOUSBLA13Even if he set up the sound how would he know a big laugher would sit there. Id think a comedy club would have mic’s set up above the crowd. But ppl are going overboard with it. I’d hate to be that lady having no clue and reading some of the comments.
I was using it as focus practice. Like, you have to be good at keeping distractions out when you're on stage sometimes. I feel like I got to experience what he does when he's doin a set.
This man knows how to bring unity through laughter, compassion, and reminding those around him of the humanity within each of us. Josh is one hell of a guy ♥️
This man is a national treasure. I stand on that.
“We don’t know; and we can’t act like we know just because we feel a lot.”
This is directly reflective of your level of intelligence and your ability to reason objectively in a pragmatic way. I wish more people could engage and approach sensitive situations with the same understanding you have exhibited just from being able to speak that sentence.
It is so refreshing to see a comedian who doesn't resort to vulgar language. Thank you sir!
I just had to look up the video after watching this, and the most shocking part to me now is that you told this whole story without even mentioning that the pirate's name is Zero Triball 🤯🤯
Whaaa? 😂 that is oddly appropriate 😂
@caleblatreille8224 You are crazy! 😂 When I read … “the pirate’s name is Zero Triball” … I spit my drink out. We are a lot alike in the way we think. That was funny!!
Probably some sort of privacy issue
Ahh so a One Piece pirate.
i love that there's always some lady in the crowd who is getting her money's worth
@@yendyss And when that obnoxious person is doing that they are ruining it for those sitting around. Or if they are near the mic, for everyone listening to the recording.
@@brooklyna007 u gotta learn to let go and let joy be plentiful where it's being had
@@Weaverlord How about she learns not to be obnoxious?
@Weaverlord hate to side w someone so rude but her laugh was quite distracting to me :/
@@HT-pl8duit’s a comedy show. People are supposed to laugh. Smh. Just stay home or don’t watch.
Just looked up that pirate video and it’s extra impressive that Josh got all those laughs out of that story without touching on the whole LGBT+ background. It’s like showing other comedians: you can skip the low-lying fruit which just goes splat on someone’s face to reach a higher plane. Well done!
Josh has a very conscientious and refined style, I'm quite impressed by him.
If only for this (and I do apologize for saying this), I think it is high time we all moved on from Chappelle. Someone has the crown of truth telling now.
Can we just give it up to the amount of great comedy this guy delivers on a consistent basis?
"I hoped you wouldn't notice" - dropped me for like 5 minutes and as I recover Josh hits me with, "Sir, you came in here teeth first!"
I've loved this kid since Catfishing the kkk. He keeps me laughing so hard I have to watch things twice.
Same here!
Not them Klan ribs tho 😋
🤭😂😂😂
I THOUGHT I recognized him when I started watching his content! That story was hilarious.
“Are those……klan ribs?”
I made the mistake of going on Twitter after “it” happened. And I lost a lot of faith in humanity. I wish people were better with each other… Because Josh is right, the crap that we read online is baffling.
It's terrible. I occasionally comment on RUclips but have no other social media.
RUclips CAN be awful, at times, but it honestly has some of the most positive communities I’ve ever seen, online. ❤️🩹
Weird my reply to this didn’t post.
RUclips is one of the few places where I seem to find healthy, supportive online communities. Like this one. 🤍
I had emotional blunting that week. So, I was thankfully avoiding everything on the news that week.
So no joke, I got into a really bad car accident this past Saturday.
I'm really bruised up, but otherwise fine.
But definitely almost died by nearly flipping over a low railing and plunging down hundreds of feet.
I've been in a funk and thos video just made my damn month!!!!
Drive safe everyone.
Don't take shit for granted.
And definitely don't become a pirate!
😁🤙🍻
OR A NUDEST!!!!!
thanks Josh.
Happy healing. Don't laugh too hard. 🌹
I'm glad you are OK. We're all in this together.
Glad you are doing ok and here laughing with us. Take care.
Geez! Sounds like Final Destination is coming for you or something
Glad you're okay. That's so scary 😮
Very touching performance from Josh. I so appreciate the bravery to remind us Americans that WE ARE A FAMILY. This is the home of EVERY American!
Josh will make think just as hard as he makes you laugh. That’s true comedic talent right there!
This man is a TRUE comedian....the ability to stay relevant and keep it funny with the amount of sensitivity today is astounding
In the Netherlands we call a comedian a comedian, but someone like Josh we call a cabaretier; someone who can make you laugh, but also make you think, make you cry. And I’m so impressed that he has such a great show every week discussing current events. Imagine him getting his own late night show!
Oh my gosh someone gifted me a channel membership and now I'm kicking my feet in the air 😭 Ion know who did it but thank you so much!!!
I like your attitude of gratitude 💕 you deserve the gift 🎁
You are blessed. 😊 I never had a friend like that. Hold on to them.
@@sunnie19 I actually have no idea who gifted it to me since the email doesn't tell me. Otherwise I would have tried to thank them directly! Maybe they'll see this and know that it was genuinely such a nice gift. I know memberships aren't expensive but when you're paycheck to paycheck it makes the little things mean so much. Especially considering I haven't been able to go to one of his shows.
@opheliamunroe1110 That makes the gift even more special. I hope they read your message, too. You must have been speaking about how much you like Josh to someone. 😃 Either way, I'm happy for you. Enjoy your membership. 😊
Awesome 🎉
I live in the bay area, and this confirms i'm not friggin crazy.
I could have sworn i saw a pirate on the bart train one morning, but i was running on 2 hours of sleep so i thought I was trippin' .
I can only imagine. I used to live in the Bay Area. Usually we have to ignore weird sh*t. 😂😂😂
Lots of really weird stuff in bay/Bart area. Occultists/rituals, huge private libraries, people so strangely/ugly looking like goblins, other groups doing interesting things. Saw the most legit Russia agent guy I've ever seen. Te lawyers/judges seem to be on something. Very creepy artwork and behavior. Hooker areas with bad stuff going on, so much so that people just turn a blind eye to people needing help. Everything bizarre. Plus, Bohemian Grove. Worst are the new rich. They have the most terrible behavior to service staff, no shame about raging in public. Super low class terrible new rich behavior.. but the Pirate stuff and fights on trains I saw more of them in Toronto tbh. That's more normal and fewer substances.
I live in the Bay Area as well, and other than Beta Breakers and Folsom, thankfully, I’ve only been thrown off by a with her breasts hanging out holding a knife on BART.
This dude is a beautiful soul. I've never been so irritated by an ad that came in around the 18 minute mark where he takes a break to address the audience. He's just always seems so humble, down to earth, approachable. More than once I've caught myself thinking Josh Johnson should be president but that's just funny. Never could happen. Seems to have morals and ethics and ya know, empathy.
Best post-assassination attempt commentary I've seen yet. You really moved me. Thanks for reminding me about what's best in our country.
Only comedian I can listen to that makes silence and deep topics interesting. It’s like comedy with a side of Ted Talk. Love him!!
What a humble ass dude. Took time to thank every one and I can just feel he's being genuine about it. I
‘Metaphysical subscription’ might just be my new favourite description of religion 😭
I absolutely love this man's material and his delivery, it's so grounded, practical and rational not to mention, insanely hilarious 😂😂😂
The cameraman deserves a raise for that slow zoom at 10:00
Wow. Josh's reaction was 10x better than any politician's. I actually feel hopeful now, thanks man
"I hope you're not finding out from me." You're so much fun! 😂
And here I am waiting for Josh to give me the news!🤣😂
I'm just glad I didn't find out from the Supernatural meme😂
@@Kagomai15 Haha! People who weren't on twitter that day wouldn't know what you're talking about, what an obscure reference lmao.
@@LoreCatan It's not obscure on tumblr, I've found out at least 4 political things because of that meme 😂
the second i saw the news i was wondering what josh would make of it
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Me too
yes... i second that
And I missed it! 😔
Me also, and I'm not even American and am not living in the States, yet I still wanted to know what he made of things...😮
Found Josh Johnson on The Daily Show, then RUclips randomly recommended his stand-up. Now, I’m laughing so hard my neighbors think I’m running a comedy club. Thanks, algorithm!
Wow!!! So appreciate Josh’s perspective! Yes we’re all Americans! 🇺🇸
WHY DID THAT RANDOM WOMAN HAVE THE CROWD MIC I ALMOST THOUGHT HER COMMENTARY WAS PART OF THE SHOW IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s easy to get annoyed, but yeah it wasn’t her fault. I have a loud weird shriek laugh and like to make commentary to my husband during shows. I would be MORTIFIED if it was all captured for RUclips. She’s just trying to have a good time. And it sounds like she was. Good for her.
They did her so dirty. I would be soooo embarrassed.
@@CatsOrangeAndGrey I thought it was funny lol
@@trvr9630 I just pretended she was at my table with me and then it made me start tuning her out.
@@trvr9630 That was so hard to tune out. And she was getting real extra about it towards the end.
A good comedian is a great observer and a great communicator. You are going to be proud of yourself, decades later, when you look back at this night. You helped many people in that audience to process the historic events of the day. Well done.
I'm so moved.
You rock Josh. Thanks for taking this opportunity to preach Peace.
Wow! The crowds' laughter is universally synced as far as tone and volume but that one lady's laughter is so distinct it's to the point of being instantly annoying. The laughter is so distinct it's like you're only hearing her laughing. 😂
Thank you for bringing a smile to my face and peace in my heart. You are like a gentle breeze on a summer evening. My admiration for you has multiplied. If public figures in the media shared your ability to inspire unity, hope, and positivity with grace, the world would be a better place. I've seen vicious responses to the assassination attempt that left me feeling as if all humanity was lost. You reminded me that the loudest voices do not represent the majority. Thank you. ❤
Shades of pink coming at you. 😂🤣 I’m weak.
Thank you Mr Johnson for keeping me laughing despite all the crap with America right now
You spoil us Josh and we appreciate every moment !❤
You are one of the only comedians I watch, and you make me laugh so hard every time. But also, I love how intelligent, articulate, and thoughtful you are. Thank you for being you, Josh Johnson! ❤
I adore you josh!!! I am addicted to your comedy. I feel like waiting for your shows to get the news with a twist. So articulate, so intelligent, so knowledgeable about people and respecting everyone's beliefs. Young man I cannot wait when you are the. GOAT!!!! my sister's watch you too. When I get back to the US, I'll attend your show!!
Josh's calm, steady, and profoundly funny approach to his material has suxh a calming effect on me. Thanks for speaking sanity and for having hope for us all, maybe we can borrow it.
The dentist story reminds me of the riddle/logic puzzle of the town with two barbers. It goes like this:
There is a small town in the middle of nowhere with exactly two professional barbers - let's call them Allen and Bob. Nobody cuts their own hair in this town - everyone gets their hair cut by either Allen or Bob.
A man who is aware of this situation moves to town, and eventually the time comes that he needs a haircut. He goes to check out Allen's barbershop, but he sees through the window that Allen looks really unprofessional - his shop's a mess, there's hair clippings everywhere, and worst of all his haircut is horrible, real weed-whacker shit. So he thinks better of it, and goes to look at Bob's barbershop instead. Bob's place is much more comforting - it's very tidy, everything in its proper place, and Bob's hair in particular is immaculate.
The man immediately turns around and goes back to get his hair cut at Allen's shop. Why?
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Because we established earlier that EVERYONE in town gets their hair cut by one of the barbers, and that NO ONE in the town cuts their own hair. The barbers themselves are included in these statements. So, the only person who could have given Allen that terrible haircut is Bob; and the only person who could have given Bob that beautiful haircut is Allen.
Not me suddenly picturing the nudist with a fanny pack for his phone
There are nudist hiking groups in Alaska.....so what you are picturing is probably quite accurate. 😄
I pictured the "AccEpt yourselfff, lovE youRself..." Vine
@SoManyRandomRamblings Ain't no way that group is doing any actual hiking besides a walk in some nudist park. You cannot survive the elements naked
@@ErezElene there are miles of standard hiking trails, as well as the actual mountain ones you are imagining. They are just day hikers going on easy to moderate trails. Alaska isn't all just wild nothingness.
@@ErezElenethere’s a whole show about doing that it’s called Naked and Afraid
man I hope the laughing lady is doing well, her joy is insanely infectious lmao.
All my love to you Josh, come to Australia sometime!!!
45 whole minutes of Josh Johnson excellence!? Talk about feeling spoiled ❤
This was such a good non-partisan response/comedy bit. I've really enjoyed Josh's humor, but it's also refreshing to see a major personality just be so human.
It was nice of Josh to feature on that lady's laugh track.
I love the heartfelt message you shared. Very impactful
Josh is genuinely funny and brilliant in his observations.
I like this young man.
The fact that he is clean is amazing.
That guy is the kind you want your children to hang out with ❤
So many good takes! Aside from being so funny- when Josh gets serious, he is dead on! I am very proud to hear someone young preaching understanding, taking a beat instead of mouthing off, giving grace, and caring for your fellow man ❤
“I’m just trying to figure out what Jodie doing…” Hahaha comedy gold.
San Francisco be like "Ha, you think Florida is crazy, let me show ya'll what I got real quick!"
It’s practically midnight and I’m tying not to wake the whole house. This guy’s a comedic genius!