Britney Spears Book, Jiujitsu, Black Ventriloquist, Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  Год назад +618

    Hi friends! Thank you for watching!! Make sure to subscribe! Arlington VA Nov 30-Dec2 tix available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

    • @aqua1985rius
      @aqua1985rius Год назад +16

      You make my world so much better with every set! 😂

    • @Yasminescookingshow
      @Yasminescookingshow Год назад +12

      Good stuff Josh. I'm watching you from Virginia. I'm Haitian and a huge fan of In Living Color skits about Caribbean people. That show and Martin were my intro to Black American culture. I would love to see your funny take on Caribbean people in NY. I lived there for 9 years before I moved to Virginia for the military. You are absolutely amazing!! Your story telling reminds me of Bill Bellamy.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry Год назад +12

      you're killing it, josh. the consistency will pay off

    • @andrewwood6026
      @andrewwood6026 Год назад +1

      Coming to portland anytime soon?

    • @atlienfasho
      @atlienfasho Год назад +3

      You’d better STOP talking about my creepy kid!!! That heads down face is TOTALLY my son’s mad face!!! 😂I 😂

  • @sessasidney
    @sessasidney Год назад +4023

    What is more impressive is that he does what Late Night shows needs an entire team of writers to do. He alone get the trending news and make an act on it... Dude is AWESOME

    • @temitopeej8407
      @temitopeej8407 Год назад +291

      He is very talented and he has honed his craft over the years. He was a writer on The Daily Show from 2017 and he previously was a writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. He toured with Trevor Noah on his Loud & Clear tour for several years. The guy has been around for a minute.

    • @MUTHANNGAwaTSHITIRINGO
      @MUTHANNGAwaTSHITIRINGO Год назад +88

      They should give him that Daily Show spot

    • @shreddbunnie
      @shreddbunnie Год назад +53

      He was a Daily show writer

    • @copiumkiller
      @copiumkiller Год назад +38

      And then there is improvisation, coming up with jokes within seconds. Honestly, "Whose line is it anyway" in average have made me laugh much often than late night shows BY A WIDE MARGIN.

    • @Wynter_Heat
      @Wynter_Heat Год назад +15

      Facts!!! He made it his own❤

  • @andreareddorkinghood1371
    @andreareddorkinghood1371 Год назад +1824

    Cutting the ribbon on a race you didn't run deserved way more laughs than the crowd gave you

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota Год назад +32

      Absolutely. It was hilarious!

    • @Yazarastsu
      @Yazarastsu Год назад +21

      It is hilarious but I just gotta say if you spend 9 months getting up at 3am to go on a journey to get something that you shouldn’t be able to get at that time to come back with it for it to become another journey and being greatly loved when you return till later that day being threatened to getting your head ripped off, should be able to do something 😂 just saying

    • @erikaarnold4780
      @erikaarnold4780 11 месяцев назад +8

      💯 I agree! GENIUS!😂

    • @keenanweind1780
      @keenanweind1780 10 месяцев назад +6

      The father ran the first leg of the race...

    • @penelopeanne79
      @penelopeanne79 10 месяцев назад +2

      Totes!!!😂

  • @angryface01
    @angryface01 Год назад +632

    JiuJitsu: the gentle art of folding clothes with people in them.
    Being a white belt forever is normal. Farting when another person is folding you like origami paper, also normal. Sucking at JiuJitsu, totes normal.

    • @alovecolour
      @alovecolour 8 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @miha_ity
      @miha_ity 8 месяцев назад +92

      I was White Belt for like 4-5 years, until one evening some guy that goes to the same bjj gym started some shiet at the bar, and we both agreed to go outside on the grass and duke it through jj. Thing is he was a good purple, and I was preparing myself for sleepy time honestly, but we ended up chest to chest with him on top, and through instinct I went for a Ezekiel and grabbed the shirt too and hugged him so tight I almost blacked out myself...I felt him go limp and just scooted out from under him. After he came back we were drinking buddies. Two days later, I go to jj class and in front of everyone, the teacher started scolding me so hard and swearing and getting like red face, and then he ends it with "...so congratulations, you earned yourself the blue belt" and like the 6'2 220lbs 37yrs old man that I am, I cried like a lil girl in front of like 20people. IMO it's better to be a white belt for 10 years than no belt at all, just like it's better to be the last guy in kickboxing class, than the guy who just passes by...

    • @mrarmaggedon31415926
      @mrarmaggedon31415926 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@miha_ity yo that's incredible and I could absolutely see the blackbelts doing that

    • @mlladavynauckland1622
      @mlladavynauckland1622 6 месяцев назад +21

      My kids do bjj, someone did a loud fart in their class and one of the dads called it out, it started a landslide of fart allegations, as it turns out some people have a rep for farting and everyone's been keeping a tally 😅🤢

    • @davidbarnwell6180
      @davidbarnwell6180 Месяц назад

      @@miha_ity So there is no testing procedure in jujitsu?

  • @pocketrocket1995
    @pocketrocket1995 8 месяцев назад +212

    When they ask my husband, if he wanted to cut the cord when my daughter was born, my husband replied to the doctor…’ I paid for full service. I expect full service no way in hell I am cutting anything.’

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 5 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂Yes Girlll🎉

    • @smeagol1210
      @smeagol1210 4 месяца назад +13

      My husband didn’t want to cut the cord either. He said, “No,thank you. “ He said I didn’t want to.

    • @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
      @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 3 месяца назад +4

      LMAO 😂🤣

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 3 месяца назад +4

      @@pocketrocket1995 😂🤣😂

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 2 месяца назад +17

      When we were in birth prep class, one of the other dads was STRESSED about cutting the cord because he didn’t want to give his kid a weird bellybutton. We explained that’s not how it works 😂

  • @dszk1990
    @dszk1990 Год назад +491

    I love when Josh Johnson does the thing where he goes from smile to neutral to smile to neutral (...) fast, that's when you know he's cooking some shit.

    • @realbrooklyn2093
      @realbrooklyn2093 9 месяцев назад +15

      Slappy joke loading

    • @JLF201
      @JLF201 7 месяцев назад +35

      Oh yeah. That flickering smile that's like, "here comes the best line, I gotta say it, hold it together."

    • @liamevans7661
      @liamevans7661 6 месяцев назад +12

      Agreed its like he’s trying not to laugh bc he knows he’s hilarious lol

    • @liamevans7661
      @liamevans7661 6 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed its like he’s trying not to laugh bc he knows he’s hilarious lol

    • @Nayo68
      @Nayo68 Месяц назад

      I dont like that....to me looks too rehearsed....and more when he does it too many times.

  • @aaramccrory1987
    @aaramccrory1987 Год назад +642

    As a mother I can confirm how creepy kids can be at times. My son has so much conviction that our house is haunted it is truly unnerving. I am ready to smudge the house 😂

    • @callmecharlie99
      @callmecharlie99 Год назад +51

      Kids can see things we can't. You might want to do that smudging soon.

    • @KLmoxie
      @KLmoxie 11 месяцев назад +24

      Might want to move houses!!! That’s not even funny

    • @erikaarnold4780
      @erikaarnold4780 11 месяцев назад +19

      It can’t hurt 😶‍🌫️👀

    • @carrington2949
      @carrington2949 10 месяцев назад +18

      Didn’t you watch The Haunting episodes? The ghosts be kicking the sh1t out of the kids and the parents still don’t believe them until a full on possession takes place. Believe that child. 😂

    • @Bachconcertos
      @Bachconcertos 10 месяцев назад +16

      Rebuke the demons in the name of Jesus.

  • @cjpietropinto9293
    @cjpietropinto9293 9 месяцев назад +231

    Lmao! Ive been married 21 years and YES!!! Being married is having someone to say "i love you, no matter what. But stop doing That." 😂

  • @lanasinapayen3354
    @lanasinapayen3354 Год назад +650

    I wish only one thing: don't burn out Josh! Every artist I know who used to put tons of good content out all the time burned like a candle and had to take like 5 years rest. Take care of yourself!

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 Год назад +19

      Agree

    • @RCRyan76
      @RCRyan76 10 месяцев назад +14

      Agree. He is awesome

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 10 месяцев назад +22

      He clearly enjoys it, and the fact that he's often at the same spot shows that it's probably local and convenient for him. It's like a news show, it takes work but if you enjoy it and you're trying to get wider exposure, and create a lot of content, he's doing it. I'm so proud of him. It's going to get him a lot more views posting new content frequently. If he can do that from near his house, sweet. Why not? When you love what you do it gives you life, not take it away. I'd agree if he were touring all year, but that does not seem to be the case.

    • @marielcolley5656
      @marielcolley5656 10 месяцев назад +36

      Doing something you love can burn you out. Specially creative content like comedy and preforming. We are not saying he should stop, more like he should pace himself. So that he is healthy.

    • @alovecolour
      @alovecolour 8 месяцев назад +1

      Katt Williams always has new content, Trevor Noah, Tony Baker, Corey Holdcomb etc...

  • @DavoneRice
    @DavoneRice 10 месяцев назад +206

    "this could've been a text message if I'm being honest with you" 😂😂

    • @tommyelthomas
      @tommyelthomas 6 месяцев назад +5

      "He's not even in the top 30." hahahaha

    • @AT.inbetween
      @AT.inbetween 6 месяцев назад +2

      dont text me Willie!

  • @madoldbatwoman
    @madoldbatwoman Год назад +519

    2am, woken up by pain again. Ahh but here's sweet, funny, Josh to illuminate this dark and chilly hour. Thank goodness he's such a hard worker, always delivering.

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina Год назад +16

      Babe whats going on?

    • @madoldbatwoman
      @madoldbatwoman Год назад +41

      @@kui_maina Oh I've just lived too long, went and got old 'n crumbly. Do yoga kids!

    • @kathleensullivan4547
      @kathleensullivan4547 Год назад +14

      😢I'm so sorry 🙏 I too am in that club 😢❤

    • @madoldbatwoman
      @madoldbatwoman Год назад +13

      @@kathleensullivan4547 Hey, and we both have Josh as a wee bright spot

    • @lesleyd2448
      @lesleyd2448 Год назад +8

      I can relate 😢
      Recently found Josh..he’s a blessing 💜👏

  • @dimestorepoet
    @dimestorepoet 10 месяцев назад +85

    Why does this man not have more specials. Hes by far one of the most eloquent, hysterical, and hard working comedian ive ever seen.

  • @clairehodgson621
    @clairehodgson621 10 месяцев назад +52

    Dude is awesome!! I love the low energy vibes and story-telling. Not cheap shots of making fun of the audience. Josh Johnson is the one to watch.

  • @sunnysunflowers328
    @sunnysunflowers328 Год назад +94

    I love that grin he tries to hold back right before he says the punchline. Makes me grin and start giggling in advance, lol

  • @richjokes
    @richjokes Год назад +760

    How does this man generate so much content every week?

    • @denisedecman2912
      @denisedecman2912 Год назад +21

      Yeahhh love it and for free 😮

    • @corvacopia
      @corvacopia 11 месяцев назад +14

      He used to write for The Daily Show

    • @richjokes
      @richjokes 11 месяцев назад +31

      ​@corvacopia I...know...but there's a BIG difference between writing as part of a team and writing 15 minutes of new standup a WEEK...Dude is a beast with the pen...

    • @theresagomez2605
      @theresagomez2605 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@richjokeshis delivery is on point too

    • @richjokes
      @richjokes 10 месяцев назад +6

      I'm LITERALLY starting to follow his example and write bits on current events...dude is an inspiration...

  • @aplaceinthestars3207
    @aplaceinthestars3207 Год назад +341

    The jiujitsu story made me laugh so hard! The awkwardness was so intense it felt extra good to laugh about it.

  • @evirgil84
    @evirgil84 5 месяцев назад +35

    Wow this is such a great quote: “When you laugh you’re letting yourself be yourself.” Thanks Josh!

  • @beenassoo
    @beenassoo Год назад +70

    he looks more confident and more expressive here than his previous bits. idk why but i feel really proud of him, he has come long way and finally he is reccieving th attention he deserves

  • @Mah-LonCreativity
    @Mah-LonCreativity Год назад +1329

    Josh got to be one of the funniest people on earth right now. Don't you agree?

  • @kathybell6268
    @kathybell6268 9 месяцев назад +200

    "Before you know it you are that weird guy" just about killed me

  • @bernieheartdragon1888
    @bernieheartdragon1888 Год назад +150

    You understand being a human more than any human I’ve ever heard in my life. 😂😂😂😂😂 “my tampon! “ what the actual….I freaking love you so much. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Christina-Claire
    @Christina-Claire Год назад +224

    Love the Britney take. Funny not making fun of. ❤

    • @speccothy
      @speccothy Месяц назад +2

      Oh he knew she was about to spit some fucking fire in that book. It needs to be heard

  • @Kcali111
    @Kcali111 Год назад +93

    The way you say "WILD" in exclamation of certain situations always cracks me up.
    Also your mannerisms and ability to cover multiple topics in a comical fashion is top notch.

  • @1c2h3e4u5n6g
    @1c2h3e4u5n6g Год назад +639

    Josh NEEDS to be hosting the Daily Show

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling Год назад +38

      It's so stressful
      Don't wish that on him
      He's a sweet guy, he needs his rest

    • @heyheyNow
      @heyheyNow Год назад +19

      Nah, Roy Wood Jr ❤

    • @kmxbmx
      @kmxbmx Год назад +20

      ⁠@@heyheyNowRoy Wood Jr would absolutely be my first choice, but daily show already told him he wasn’t getting the gig and he left. Josh is definitely my next favorite option though!

    • @Roaming725
      @Roaming725 Год назад +7

      Oh no, he deserves better!

    • @Coloradiohead
      @Coloradiohead Год назад +13

      But I like that he isn’t so political. That show creates a political audience division polarity.

  • @bellefleur6300
    @bellefleur6300 8 месяцев назад +86

    “Some good Christian sleep” 🤣

    • @Grace-ms7un
      @Grace-ms7un 5 месяцев назад +2

      I need that on my pjs

  • @neiel1
    @neiel1 Год назад +186

    Wow. Josh just unlocked another level to his comedy. Maybe a combination of the crowd & him (as always) testing new material, this set was non stop

  • @kellidinit3725
    @kellidinit3725 Год назад +235

    😂😂my dad would always call me “hon” right before he broke someone’s death to me. Every time he called me hon, I knew my day was gonna get bad real quick. I’d give anything to hear him call me “hon” again though.

  • @StanisStandUp
    @StanisStandUp Год назад +83

    Weekly 20 minute sets? This man is a force of nature

  • @YakThaWiseman72
    @YakThaWiseman72 Год назад +94

    "Okay, I'm done with jiu jitsu, I'm just gon buy a gun"😂😂😂😂

    • @squee599
      @squee599 6 месяцев назад +7

      "Anybody wanna pretzel me, they can catch this lead!"

  • @Confundrum
    @Confundrum Год назад +362

    When Josh uploads I forget about my problems for a little while

    • @GOODINTENTIONS_HEALING
      @GOODINTENTIONS_HEALING Год назад +8

      Thought it was just me!
      So appreciate you sharing your sets with us...Love ur comedy...
      Love to laugh!!💞

    • @HoneyPot624
      @HoneyPot624 Год назад +3

      Same!

    • @KomalNirwan
      @KomalNirwan Год назад +4

      We all do, that is the reason we all have subscribed to his channel.

    • @JustWhattaRuLookinAt
      @JustWhattaRuLookinAt Год назад +1

      Same… When Josh uploads, my brain takes a break from worrying about heavy school/work deadlines and bills to pay rofll 💀

    • @83osoy
      @83osoy Год назад

      ❤️

  • @lianekawasaki143
    @lianekawasaki143 Год назад +89

    “You about to sleep forever” killed me😂😂😂

  • @meryla.l.8245
    @meryla.l.8245 10 месяцев назад +25

    Literally Josh’s RUclips clips are what I watch when I want to be entertained lately.

  • @Innamoramento9
    @Innamoramento9 9 месяцев назад +16

    The Black Ventriloquist part had me choking with laughter. oh my God, it's true!

  • @cerajo2706
    @cerajo2706 9 месяцев назад +20

    Lmao when he says, "this could've been a text message if I'm being serious." Omg 😅

  • @theglem4
    @theglem4 Год назад +29

    It has been so great having him upload his stand-up regularly. It is so refreshing to have that pick-me-up every so often.

  • @dannymac6368
    @dannymac6368 Год назад +139

    Josh so little he leanin up against an empty mic stand. 😂

    • @cjpietropinto9293
      @cjpietropinto9293 9 месяцев назад +2

      Anyone can.
      He's standing on the bottom plate.

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 9 месяцев назад +5

      AHHHHAAAAA....
      You are the reason he is getting swollen now😂😂

    • @stocktraderaid3553
      @stocktraderaid3553 8 месяцев назад +2

      That got me too! How much does the mic stand weigh?😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +240

    I remember this one time Josh didn’t kill it on stage..
    Wait, wait, that’s NEVER happened! Keep killin em brother

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад +3

      I've seen it happen a couple of times. Of course, that was while I was watching clips of him on a podcast, so he was only killing the host!

  • @CrazyJodice
    @CrazyJodice Год назад +60

    Cutting the finish tape on a race you didn’t run😂💀

  • @GreenAntennas
    @GreenAntennas 8 месяцев назад +27

    "I just brown-belted myself! 🤣

  • @EllaGP22
    @EllaGP22 Год назад +42

    I couldn’t stop laughing for a good 10 mins when I heard “there’s a thin line in Jiu-Jitsu between getting submitted and getting fucked” 😭😭

  • @devotae
    @devotae Год назад +29

    Kids whispering in the dark about nightmares was so creepy and hit home hard. I laughed my ass off. 😂

  • @calvthomas6153
    @calvthomas6153 10 месяцев назад +22

    I love his voice. Makes the jokes and punch lines even funnier🤣

  • @rio197
    @rio197 6 месяцев назад +12

    I get it now. Josh is a story-teller kind of comedian and I appreciate him for it

  • @RyanDarian
    @RyanDarian Год назад +43

    For the love of god, give this guy a week on the daily show STAT

  • @jonnaphillips7124
    @jonnaphillips7124 10 месяцев назад +21

    In the order I loved them? OMG I CACKLED! 😂😂😂

  • @James-cs3vc
    @James-cs3vc Год назад +65

    I know he said Collin Farrel, but my brain pictured Will Ferrel and now I'm deeply hurt we don't live in the version of the multiverse where Will Ferrel was absolutely tearing up Britney Spears. I think that version of the multiverse is a lot more chill than ours.

    • @kathymisuraca5047
      @kathymisuraca5047 8 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @marcelladillard3556
      @marcelladillard3556 8 месяцев назад

      Me, too.

    • @anyasviews8415
      @anyasviews8415 8 месяцев назад +4

      I heard Colin Firth 😢

    • @JLF201
      @JLF201 7 месяцев назад +5

      I couldn't think who Collin Ferrel was. The closest my brain got was Conan O'Brien.

    • @Grace-ms7un
      @Grace-ms7un 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@anyasviews8415 i am instantly imagining britney in pride and prejudice 😂

  • @nedonasoapbox
    @nedonasoapbox 4 месяца назад +2

    Laughter good medicine for the heart ... proverb 17:22 the reason Josh is so good because, he's funny from the Truth... not hurt, spite, cruel. Placing you in the light... makes you say yep!!! That's just like it is... no victims no villains ❤❤❤Peace And Love 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teamlovepanda
    @teamlovepanda 10 месяцев назад +21

    Josh using all of his unmarried energy for comedy and it's GOLD!! 👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Lady.Thirteen
    @Lady.Thirteen 6 месяцев назад +10

    “Cutting the finish line tape on a race he didn’t run”😂 🤣

  • @dontestarr5781
    @dontestarr5781 Год назад +35

    Netflix stop trippin and give this man a special or two!!!

    • @scholarmama3581
      @scholarmama3581 7 дней назад

      He’s too up to the moment. He needs to craft an hour that isn’t dependent on current events. He clearly has the talent.

  • @marjuraudne8862
    @marjuraudne8862 Год назад +18

    Josh Johnson is black belt in comedy! scary good. I wish I was a network exec

  • @weRarmy_weRBL
    @weRarmy_weRBL 7 месяцев назад +4

    He can make me laugh every-single-time!...Every time I click on one of his videos, I know at one point I'm gonna cry as I'm laughing so hard...the jiu-jitsu bit and the cutting the ribbon, did it for me on this one.

  • @stardoogalaxie9314
    @stardoogalaxie9314 8 месяцев назад +22

    2:27 😭 that happened to me as a kid. I was trying to tuck my dad in for bed like they do to kids in the movies and mf woke up swinging. He grabbed and shook me and I think punched me? I dont remember exactly. All i know is that at the end he was crying into my shirt and Im consoling him 😭

  • @karinak09
    @karinak09 Год назад +19

    “I’ll make you sleep forever” really got me 💀💀

  • @matgrades
    @matgrades Год назад +47

    Josh is a killer. He deserves more recognition🎙🍻👍🏼

  • @vickinoeske1154
    @vickinoeske1154 5 месяцев назад +4

    I love this guy. He's like your funniest childhood friend. Only better.😊❤

  • @JustHereForCats
    @JustHereForCats Год назад +10

    When he sat down and hoisted up his leg 😂😂
    Omg sir, you are too much 😭

  • @mrsetamayple
    @mrsetamayple Год назад +54

    This man is dropping good content every week, that’s insane 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jimmylin7233
    @jimmylin7233 Год назад +24

    DUUUUUDE
    That BJJ story is TOO REAL BRO. Every martial artist worth their salt has farted explosively during a sparring session. I, however, habitually play my ass trumpet during the stretching exercises. I guess that's where all my 49-year-old single unmarried energy is going hahahaha

  • @nordicpink
    @nordicpink Год назад +42

    Willie wasn’t dead!!! Now I’m dead!!!😂😂😂

  • @suzanchristiaanse8972
    @suzanchristiaanse8972 3 месяца назад +7

    Josh Johnson is where I got my news now

  • @bpchongo-.-
    @bpchongo-.- 4 месяца назад +2

    This guy has me hooked for about a week, he’s too funny so down to earth with his comedy 🎉

  • @zaywatkins1742
    @zaywatkins1742 Год назад +29

    Don’t lie! Y’all got rankings! Never heard truer words😭

  • @ThatzMzMJ
    @ThatzMzMJ Год назад +21

    LMAO!
    I did Jiu-Jitsu back in 2019 and I got rolled by a 15-year-old as well 😂😂😂

  • @coolbeans5911
    @coolbeans5911 Год назад +23

    "unmarried energy"😭😭😭😭😭

  • @tshiamokungwane7039
    @tshiamokungwane7039 5 месяцев назад +6

    "i would like the people that i love to die in order i love them in" 🤣🤣🤣it takes someone talented to make something that dark to be funny.

  • @BairMendoza
    @BairMendoza Месяц назад +1

    Josh is incredible for putting full sets online and not just crowd work. I spat out my cornflakes at the visualization of him shouting, “MY TAMPON!” at the club. 😂😂😂

  • @jwvandegronden
    @jwvandegronden Год назад +10

    17:30 LOL The only black ventriloquist... An abomination! I don't know but of all the gold, that was the funniest bit of the entire set! Guy is a genius...

  • @stephaniem9335
    @stephaniem9335 Год назад +24

    You just covered my whole family in one stand up I love you Josh!!!

  • @gailsmith938
    @gailsmith938 Год назад +9

    You are an absolute joy! Going through a dark season, but came across this video. Can't stop laughing.😂😂😂. Thank you, and God bless!

  • @carolyncates7086
    @carolyncates7086 Месяц назад +1

    Love this hilarious
    young man Josh
    Can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Windsbag
    @Windsbag Год назад +98

    Josh is right. I just turned 49 last month, I am still single, and I am not doing well.😅

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +25

      Man, I feel you. I turned 41 this year; decided a few years ago to be single and just handle my business. And now I’m thinking I stayed single too long. Got comfortable in my aloneness, stuck in my ways. There’s times I think about how nice it’d be to have a partner to share the good stuff with and help handle the rest, but then I look around and there’s just not many people I can think about seeing every day. But maybe there’s still hope for us. Good luck brother

    • @chosenlight7289
      @chosenlight7289 Год назад +6

      ​@@Tonyhouse1168hey this is for you and John ! You both are right we're you need to be! No rush! Plenty of life left to live! Do t let loneliness drive you to get a nut case. If you have good credit made sure she does! If you don't have kids and you don't want to be with a woman that does don't! We are at the age where we should have things so don't date a bum of a woman that wants and needs you to take care of them. Make sure she has her own! I am a woman so this is from a woman's mouth. I would rather be lonely then linked with a bum. Y'all have plenty of time and yes! Be picky!! Nothing wrong with it 😄

    • @jshyoungblood
      @jshyoungblood Год назад +10

      You'll be fine but remember you can't capture someone and retreat to your hole with them. Gotta get out there and interact, create relationships, push through the urge to turn inward and share yourself.

    • @Fitingbros101
      @Fitingbros101 Год назад +4

      I feel you man. Should’ve taken Bill Burrs advice. Cant stay single too long or it’ll tarnish your personality. But if you wait too long it becomes almost impossible to get a gf anyway. Heres to luck then 🎉

  • @jashanestone
    @jashanestone Год назад +127

    How we always hit "like" when we haven't even or heard anything it yet?
    Because? We fuck with Josh.. 👍🏼 🤷🏽‍♂️ 😅😅

  • @Killerwale-hk4wy
    @Killerwale-hk4wy Год назад +14

    I did Judo (the most "huggy" martial art) and went in the "big" group at 12. Way earlier than is normal because I got too big, too fast. By 13 I was 6'3 and by 14 I had reached my final height of 6'5. I wasn't the skinny tall, I was like 225lbs I hit puberty early and had a pretty deep voice and was hairy as hell (which OMG I hate so much). So I was this very strong kid, but I still had the training of a 12 year old. So I was out there getting choked out by black belts and honestly I kind of liked fighting way better oponents. I eventually got better and was really motivated to get better.

    • @steggopotamus
      @steggopotamus 3 месяца назад

      I've been incidentally bumping into a lot of comments from tall guys from when they were young teens and it's been so enlightening. Learning about The mismatch experience between emotional/mental maturity, and experience vs their physical attributes has helped me understand guys a little better.
      So thanks for sharing, internet strsnger.

  • @TheUselessbuthappy
    @TheUselessbuthappy Год назад +17

    I have 4 kids. The amount of times ive woken up to a heart attack becuase one of my kids is standing over me staring is unreal.

  • @이연수-m6u
    @이연수-m6u 2 месяца назад +2

    Josh is the funniest guy to me currently. He's also cool and cute. After a tedious day of work, watching Josh standup on youtube relieves my stress.
    Thanks Josh for making me laugh.

  • @craigmerkey8518
    @craigmerkey8518 Год назад +28

    🔥 IDK how he comes up with these intellectual and self aware performances!

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack Год назад +1

      I saw him in an interview and he said he basically processes the things he talks about in counseling into his comedy.

  • @Flybabyfish
    @Flybabyfish Год назад +30

    Josh Johnson’s released more gold!🤩👏 my favorite comedian
    Love from laffayette Louisianna!!⚜️🐊

  • @foxinthesnow1917
    @foxinthesnow1917 Год назад +9

    Omg I rarely like stand up but I can't get enough of this dude

  • @rare2find0918
    @rare2find0918 Год назад +19

    Josh you are HILARIOUS! Can't wait until you announce your next stand up special!

  • @vedadalsette1453
    @vedadalsette1453 Год назад +12

    You've become my favorite comedian over the past year. Love watching your clips.

  • @reneeabernathy4429
    @reneeabernathy4429 2 месяца назад +1

    Have you EVER chuckled so HARD you got chest pains?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aidenguex1041
    @aidenguex1041 Год назад +37

    So imma take a 51 min nap now lmao

  • @nordicpink
    @nordicpink Год назад +28

    Love this guy. He’s so funny.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Год назад +10

    I’m so happy I never got married-I was engaged for a brief bit of time, but once my fiancé made my grandmother cry, it was over.

  • @mayasl1339
    @mayasl1339 Год назад +12

    Josh was on fire in this session! What a repertoire! comedy at its finest ✨✨✨

  • @semaj1077
    @semaj1077 Год назад +8

    This guy has new material every week. Incredible

  • @apolloislove
    @apolloislove Месяц назад +1

    One Thanksgiving when we were all at our mom's house, I was sleeping on the couch when the phone rang at 3 am. My brother would have been sleeping on the other couch, but he had gone out with his friends. My mother answered the phone and i heard her say "oh no" and start to cry. I was frozen, staring at that empty couch until my mother hung up the phone and said "your aunt margaret died."
    And i said, out loud "oh! Thank god."
    I rarely saw Aunt Margaret and she was always nasty when i did, but i've always felt guilty about that reaction. Until now. Thanks Josh!

  • @willsx2
    @willsx2 Год назад +33

    Another great set! Josh is getting even funnier.

  • @ediewinchester4680
    @ediewinchester4680 2 месяца назад +1

    I am a 74 year old white republican woman AND I LOVE THIS GUY!!! He is just hilariously funny and I’ve been listening to him for almost two solid days now!
    😂😂😂👍

  • @cyberartsy
    @cyberartsy 8 месяцев назад +4

    Thank you, RUclips algorithm, for introducing me to Josh! Solid talent. Subbed and can’t wait to see you live!

  • @Roaming725
    @Roaming725 Год назад +7

    Thank you so much for blessing us with all this laughter!

  • @d.m.webb-benjamin3576
    @d.m.webb-benjamin3576 Месяц назад

    Oh dear lord, no one has made me laugh to tears in years, literally TEARS running at that jiu-jiutsu joke!
    Man, I love all of your stuff. Just discovered you a week ago while heartbroken in the middle of my divorce - and you crack me up😂. Thank you for making things easier in such a difficult time❤

  • @CharronOliver
    @CharronOliver 11 месяцев назад +2

    Josh, you are paving the way for your own late night show! I love watching your videos, you're seriously funny. "A race he didnt even run" hilarious! Move over Falon.

  • @gabeflame7803
    @gabeflame7803 Год назад +13

    I’m Jiu Jitsu, you gotta let go of your ego, that’s one of the greatest lessons in it

  • @Noodlyk18
    @Noodlyk18 Год назад +7

    Yo my dude is pumping out new and topical hilarious material so often, goddamn man someone get him a special

  • @joeystylzpoppin
    @joeystylzpoppin Год назад +7

    Ayyoo that "I hope everybody I love" joke is kinda facts lol

  • @terric.5022
    @terric.5022 6 месяцев назад +3

    I found you earlier this week and I love your comedy! You are a Superstar😂

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 Год назад +21

    😂 you made tonight better. Thank you

  • @deadinside5299
    @deadinside5299 Год назад +42

    Cousin Willy, rest in gummies