Good stuff Josh. I'm watching you from Virginia. I'm Haitian and a huge fan of In Living Color skits about Caribbean people. That show and Martin were my intro to Black American culture. I would love to see your funny take on Caribbean people in NY. I lived there for 9 years before I moved to Virginia for the military. You are absolutely amazing!! Your story telling reminds me of Bill Bellamy.
What is more impressive is that he does what Late Night shows needs an entire team of writers to do. He alone get the trending news and make an act on it... Dude is AWESOME
He is very talented and he has honed his craft over the years. He was a writer on The Daily Show from 2017 and he previously was a writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. He toured with Trevor Noah on his Loud & Clear tour for several years. The guy has been around for a minute.
And then there is improvisation, coming up with jokes within seconds. Honestly, "Whose line is it anyway" in average have made me laugh much often than late night shows BY A WIDE MARGIN.
It is hilarious but I just gotta say if you spend 9 months getting up at 3am to go on a journey to get something that you shouldn’t be able to get at that time to come back with it for it to become another journey and being greatly loved when you return till later that day being threatened to getting your head ripped off, should be able to do something 😂 just saying
JiuJitsu: the gentle art of folding clothes with people in them. Being a white belt forever is normal. Farting when another person is folding you like origami paper, also normal. Sucking at JiuJitsu, totes normal.
I was White Belt for like 4-5 years, until one evening some guy that goes to the same bjj gym started some shiet at the bar, and we both agreed to go outside on the grass and duke it through jj. Thing is he was a good purple, and I was preparing myself for sleepy time honestly, but we ended up chest to chest with him on top, and through instinct I went for a Ezekiel and grabbed the shirt too and hugged him so tight I almost blacked out myself...I felt him go limp and just scooted out from under him. After he came back we were drinking buddies. Two days later, I go to jj class and in front of everyone, the teacher started scolding me so hard and swearing and getting like red face, and then he ends it with "...so congratulations, you earned yourself the blue belt" and like the 6'2 220lbs 37yrs old man that I am, I cried like a lil girl in front of like 20people. IMO it's better to be a white belt for 10 years than no belt at all, just like it's better to be the last guy in kickboxing class, than the guy who just passes by...
My kids do bjj, someone did a loud fart in their class and one of the dads called it out, it started a landslide of fart allegations, as it turns out some people have a rep for farting and everyone's been keeping a tally 😅🤢
When they ask my husband, if he wanted to cut the cord when my daughter was born, my husband replied to the doctor…’ I paid for full service. I expect full service no way in hell I am cutting anything.’
When we were in birth prep class, one of the other dads was STRESSED about cutting the cord because he didn’t want to give his kid a weird bellybutton. We explained that’s not how it works 😂
I love when Josh Johnson does the thing where he goes from smile to neutral to smile to neutral (...) fast, that's when you know he's cooking some shit.
As a mother I can confirm how creepy kids can be at times. My son has so much conviction that our house is haunted it is truly unnerving. I am ready to smudge the house 😂
Didn’t you watch The Haunting episodes? The ghosts be kicking the sh1t out of the kids and the parents still don’t believe them until a full on possession takes place. Believe that child. 😂
I wish only one thing: don't burn out Josh! Every artist I know who used to put tons of good content out all the time burned like a candle and had to take like 5 years rest. Take care of yourself!
He clearly enjoys it, and the fact that he's often at the same spot shows that it's probably local and convenient for him. It's like a news show, it takes work but if you enjoy it and you're trying to get wider exposure, and create a lot of content, he's doing it. I'm so proud of him. It's going to get him a lot more views posting new content frequently. If he can do that from near his house, sweet. Why not? When you love what you do it gives you life, not take it away. I'd agree if he were touring all year, but that does not seem to be the case.
Doing something you love can burn you out. Specially creative content like comedy and preforming. We are not saying he should stop, more like he should pace himself. So that he is healthy.
2am, woken up by pain again. Ahh but here's sweet, funny, Josh to illuminate this dark and chilly hour. Thank goodness he's such a hard worker, always delivering.
@corvacopia I...know...but there's a BIG difference between writing as part of a team and writing 15 minutes of new standup a WEEK...Dude is a beast with the pen...
he looks more confident and more expressive here than his previous bits. idk why but i feel really proud of him, he has come long way and finally he is reccieving th attention he deserves
The way you say "WILD" in exclamation of certain situations always cracks me up. Also your mannerisms and ability to cover multiple topics in a comical fashion is top notch.
@@heyheyNowRoy Wood Jr would absolutely be my first choice, but daily show already told him he wasn’t getting the gig and he left. Josh is definitely my next favorite option though!
😂😂my dad would always call me “hon” right before he broke someone’s death to me. Every time he called me hon, I knew my day was gonna get bad real quick. I’d give anything to hear him call me “hon” again though.
I know he said Collin Farrel, but my brain pictured Will Ferrel and now I'm deeply hurt we don't live in the version of the multiverse where Will Ferrel was absolutely tearing up Britney Spears. I think that version of the multiverse is a lot more chill than ours.
Laughter good medicine for the heart ... proverb 17:22 the reason Josh is so good because, he's funny from the Truth... not hurt, spite, cruel. Placing you in the light... makes you say yep!!! That's just like it is... no victims no villains ❤❤❤Peace And Love 😂😂😂😂😂
He can make me laugh every-single-time!...Every time I click on one of his videos, I know at one point I'm gonna cry as I'm laughing so hard...the jiu-jitsu bit and the cutting the ribbon, did it for me on this one.
2:27 😭 that happened to me as a kid. I was trying to tuck my dad in for bed like they do to kids in the movies and mf woke up swinging. He grabbed and shook me and I think punched me? I dont remember exactly. All i know is that at the end he was crying into my shirt and Im consoling him 😭
DUUUUUDE That BJJ story is TOO REAL BRO. Every martial artist worth their salt has farted explosively during a sparring session. I, however, habitually play my ass trumpet during the stretching exercises. I guess that's where all my 49-year-old single unmarried energy is going hahahaha
Josh is incredible for putting full sets online and not just crowd work. I spat out my cornflakes at the visualization of him shouting, “MY TAMPON!” at the club. 😂😂😂
17:30 LOL The only black ventriloquist... An abomination! I don't know but of all the gold, that was the funniest bit of the entire set! Guy is a genius...
Man, I feel you. I turned 41 this year; decided a few years ago to be single and just handle my business. And now I’m thinking I stayed single too long. Got comfortable in my aloneness, stuck in my ways. There’s times I think about how nice it’d be to have a partner to share the good stuff with and help handle the rest, but then I look around and there’s just not many people I can think about seeing every day. But maybe there’s still hope for us. Good luck brother
@@Tonyhouse1168hey this is for you and John ! You both are right we're you need to be! No rush! Plenty of life left to live! Do t let loneliness drive you to get a nut case. If you have good credit made sure she does! If you don't have kids and you don't want to be with a woman that does don't! We are at the age where we should have things so don't date a bum of a woman that wants and needs you to take care of them. Make sure she has her own! I am a woman so this is from a woman's mouth. I would rather be lonely then linked with a bum. Y'all have plenty of time and yes! Be picky!! Nothing wrong with it 😄
You'll be fine but remember you can't capture someone and retreat to your hole with them. Gotta get out there and interact, create relationships, push through the urge to turn inward and share yourself.
I feel you man. Should’ve taken Bill Burrs advice. Cant stay single too long or it’ll tarnish your personality. But if you wait too long it becomes almost impossible to get a gf anyway. Heres to luck then 🎉
I did Judo (the most "huggy" martial art) and went in the "big" group at 12. Way earlier than is normal because I got too big, too fast. By 13 I was 6'3 and by 14 I had reached my final height of 6'5. I wasn't the skinny tall, I was like 225lbs I hit puberty early and had a pretty deep voice and was hairy as hell (which OMG I hate so much). So I was this very strong kid, but I still had the training of a 12 year old. So I was out there getting choked out by black belts and honestly I kind of liked fighting way better oponents. I eventually got better and was really motivated to get better.
I've been incidentally bumping into a lot of comments from tall guys from when they were young teens and it's been so enlightening. Learning about The mismatch experience between emotional/mental maturity, and experience vs their physical attributes has helped me understand guys a little better. So thanks for sharing, internet strsnger.
Josh is the funniest guy to me currently. He's also cool and cute. After a tedious day of work, watching Josh standup on youtube relieves my stress. Thanks Josh for making me laugh.
One Thanksgiving when we were all at our mom's house, I was sleeping on the couch when the phone rang at 3 am. My brother would have been sleeping on the other couch, but he had gone out with his friends. My mother answered the phone and i heard her say "oh no" and start to cry. I was frozen, staring at that empty couch until my mother hung up the phone and said "your aunt margaret died." And i said, out loud "oh! Thank god." I rarely saw Aunt Margaret and she was always nasty when i did, but i've always felt guilty about that reaction. Until now. Thanks Josh!
I am a 74 year old white republican woman AND I LOVE THIS GUY!!! He is just hilariously funny and I’ve been listening to him for almost two solid days now! 😂😂😂👍
Oh dear lord, no one has made me laugh to tears in years, literally TEARS running at that jiu-jiutsu joke! Man, I love all of your stuff. Just discovered you a week ago while heartbroken in the middle of my divorce - and you crack me up😂. Thank you for making things easier in such a difficult time❤
Josh, you are paving the way for your own late night show! I love watching your videos, you're seriously funny. "A race he didnt even run" hilarious! Move over Falon.
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You make my world so much better with every set! 😂
Good stuff Josh. I'm watching you from Virginia. I'm Haitian and a huge fan of In Living Color skits about Caribbean people. That show and Martin were my intro to Black American culture. I would love to see your funny take on Caribbean people in NY. I lived there for 9 years before I moved to Virginia for the military. You are absolutely amazing!! Your story telling reminds me of Bill Bellamy.
you're killing it, josh. the consistency will pay off
Coming to portland anytime soon?
You’d better STOP talking about my creepy kid!!! That heads down face is TOTALLY my son’s mad face!!! 😂I 😂
What is more impressive is that he does what Late Night shows needs an entire team of writers to do. He alone get the trending news and make an act on it... Dude is AWESOME
He is very talented and he has honed his craft over the years. He was a writer on The Daily Show from 2017 and he previously was a writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. He toured with Trevor Noah on his Loud & Clear tour for several years. The guy has been around for a minute.
They should give him that Daily Show spot
He was a Daily show writer
And then there is improvisation, coming up with jokes within seconds. Honestly, "Whose line is it anyway" in average have made me laugh much often than late night shows BY A WIDE MARGIN.
Facts!!! He made it his own❤
Cutting the ribbon on a race you didn't run deserved way more laughs than the crowd gave you
Absolutely. It was hilarious!
It is hilarious but I just gotta say if you spend 9 months getting up at 3am to go on a journey to get something that you shouldn’t be able to get at that time to come back with it for it to become another journey and being greatly loved when you return till later that day being threatened to getting your head ripped off, should be able to do something 😂 just saying
💯 I agree! GENIUS!😂
The father ran the first leg of the race...
Totes!!!😂
JiuJitsu: the gentle art of folding clothes with people in them.
Being a white belt forever is normal. Farting when another person is folding you like origami paper, also normal. Sucking at JiuJitsu, totes normal.
😂😂😂😂
I was White Belt for like 4-5 years, until one evening some guy that goes to the same bjj gym started some shiet at the bar, and we both agreed to go outside on the grass and duke it through jj. Thing is he was a good purple, and I was preparing myself for sleepy time honestly, but we ended up chest to chest with him on top, and through instinct I went for a Ezekiel and grabbed the shirt too and hugged him so tight I almost blacked out myself...I felt him go limp and just scooted out from under him. After he came back we were drinking buddies. Two days later, I go to jj class and in front of everyone, the teacher started scolding me so hard and swearing and getting like red face, and then he ends it with "...so congratulations, you earned yourself the blue belt" and like the 6'2 220lbs 37yrs old man that I am, I cried like a lil girl in front of like 20people. IMO it's better to be a white belt for 10 years than no belt at all, just like it's better to be the last guy in kickboxing class, than the guy who just passes by...
@@miha_ity yo that's incredible and I could absolutely see the blackbelts doing that
My kids do bjj, someone did a loud fart in their class and one of the dads called it out, it started a landslide of fart allegations, as it turns out some people have a rep for farting and everyone's been keeping a tally 😅🤢
@@miha_ity So there is no testing procedure in jujitsu?
When they ask my husband, if he wanted to cut the cord when my daughter was born, my husband replied to the doctor…’ I paid for full service. I expect full service no way in hell I am cutting anything.’
😂😂😂Yes Girlll🎉
My husband didn’t want to cut the cord either. He said, “No,thank you. “ He said I didn’t want to.
LMAO 😂🤣
@@pocketrocket1995 😂🤣😂
When we were in birth prep class, one of the other dads was STRESSED about cutting the cord because he didn’t want to give his kid a weird bellybutton. We explained that’s not how it works 😂
I love when Josh Johnson does the thing where he goes from smile to neutral to smile to neutral (...) fast, that's when you know he's cooking some shit.
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Oh yeah. That flickering smile that's like, "here comes the best line, I gotta say it, hold it together."
Agreed its like he’s trying not to laugh bc he knows he’s hilarious lol
Agreed its like he’s trying not to laugh bc he knows he’s hilarious lol
I dont like that....to me looks too rehearsed....and more when he does it too many times.
As a mother I can confirm how creepy kids can be at times. My son has so much conviction that our house is haunted it is truly unnerving. I am ready to smudge the house 😂
Kids can see things we can't. You might want to do that smudging soon.
Might want to move houses!!! That’s not even funny
It can’t hurt 😶🌫️👀
Didn’t you watch The Haunting episodes? The ghosts be kicking the sh1t out of the kids and the parents still don’t believe them until a full on possession takes place. Believe that child. 😂
Rebuke the demons in the name of Jesus.
Lmao! Ive been married 21 years and YES!!! Being married is having someone to say "i love you, no matter what. But stop doing That." 😂
I wish only one thing: don't burn out Josh! Every artist I know who used to put tons of good content out all the time burned like a candle and had to take like 5 years rest. Take care of yourself!
Agree
Agree. He is awesome
He clearly enjoys it, and the fact that he's often at the same spot shows that it's probably local and convenient for him. It's like a news show, it takes work but if you enjoy it and you're trying to get wider exposure, and create a lot of content, he's doing it. I'm so proud of him. It's going to get him a lot more views posting new content frequently. If he can do that from near his house, sweet. Why not? When you love what you do it gives you life, not take it away. I'd agree if he were touring all year, but that does not seem to be the case.
Doing something you love can burn you out. Specially creative content like comedy and preforming. We are not saying he should stop, more like he should pace himself. So that he is healthy.
Katt Williams always has new content, Trevor Noah, Tony Baker, Corey Holdcomb etc...
"this could've been a text message if I'm being honest with you" 😂😂
"He's not even in the top 30." hahahaha
dont text me Willie!
2am, woken up by pain again. Ahh but here's sweet, funny, Josh to illuminate this dark and chilly hour. Thank goodness he's such a hard worker, always delivering.
Babe whats going on?
@@kui_maina Oh I've just lived too long, went and got old 'n crumbly. Do yoga kids!
😢I'm so sorry 🙏 I too am in that club 😢❤
@@kathleensullivan4547 Hey, and we both have Josh as a wee bright spot
I can relate 😢
Recently found Josh..he’s a blessing 💜👏
Why does this man not have more specials. Hes by far one of the most eloquent, hysterical, and hard working comedian ive ever seen.
Dude is awesome!! I love the low energy vibes and story-telling. Not cheap shots of making fun of the audience. Josh Johnson is the one to watch.
I love that grin he tries to hold back right before he says the punchline. Makes me grin and start giggling in advance, lol
Same!😂
How does this man generate so much content every week?
Yeahhh love it and for free 😮
He used to write for The Daily Show
@corvacopia I...know...but there's a BIG difference between writing as part of a team and writing 15 minutes of new standup a WEEK...Dude is a beast with the pen...
@@richjokeshis delivery is on point too
I'm LITERALLY starting to follow his example and write bits on current events...dude is an inspiration...
The jiujitsu story made me laugh so hard! The awkwardness was so intense it felt extra good to laugh about it.
😂
Wow this is such a great quote: “When you laugh you’re letting yourself be yourself.” Thanks Josh!
he looks more confident and more expressive here than his previous bits. idk why but i feel really proud of him, he has come long way and finally he is reccieving th attention he deserves
Josh got to be one of the funniest people on earth right now. Don't you agree?
Agreed
Yesss
Absolutely!
100%
Are you starting a Josh Johnson cult 😐
"Before you know it you are that weird guy" just about killed me
You understand being a human more than any human I’ve ever heard in my life. 😂😂😂😂😂 “my tampon! “ what the actual….I freaking love you so much. 😂😂😂😂😂
Love the Britney take. Funny not making fun of. ❤
Oh he knew she was about to spit some fucking fire in that book. It needs to be heard
The way you say "WILD" in exclamation of certain situations always cracks me up.
Also your mannerisms and ability to cover multiple topics in a comical fashion is top notch.
Josh NEEDS to be hosting the Daily Show
It's so stressful
Don't wish that on him
He's a sweet guy, he needs his rest
Nah, Roy Wood Jr ❤
@@heyheyNowRoy Wood Jr would absolutely be my first choice, but daily show already told him he wasn’t getting the gig and he left. Josh is definitely my next favorite option though!
Oh no, he deserves better!
But I like that he isn’t so political. That show creates a political audience division polarity.
“Some good Christian sleep” 🤣
I need that on my pjs
Wow. Josh just unlocked another level to his comedy. Maybe a combination of the crowd & him (as always) testing new material, this set was non stop
😂😂my dad would always call me “hon” right before he broke someone’s death to me. Every time he called me hon, I knew my day was gonna get bad real quick. I’d give anything to hear him call me “hon” again though.
💙
🕊
❤
Aww, I'm so sorry for your loss. 😢❤🎉
❤
Weekly 20 minute sets? This man is a force of nature
"Okay, I'm done with jiu jitsu, I'm just gon buy a gun"😂😂😂😂
"Anybody wanna pretzel me, they can catch this lead!"
When Josh uploads I forget about my problems for a little while
Thought it was just me!
So appreciate you sharing your sets with us...Love ur comedy...
Love to laugh!!💞
Same!
We all do, that is the reason we all have subscribed to his channel.
Same… When Josh uploads, my brain takes a break from worrying about heavy school/work deadlines and bills to pay rofll 💀
❤️
“You about to sleep forever” killed me😂😂😂
Literally Josh’s RUclips clips are what I watch when I want to be entertained lately.
The Black Ventriloquist part had me choking with laughter. oh my God, it's true!
Lmao when he says, "this could've been a text message if I'm being serious." Omg 😅
It has been so great having him upload his stand-up regularly. It is so refreshing to have that pick-me-up every so often.
Josh so little he leanin up against an empty mic stand. 😂
Anyone can.
He's standing on the bottom plate.
AHHHHAAAAA....
You are the reason he is getting swollen now😂😂
That got me too! How much does the mic stand weigh?😂
I remember this one time Josh didn’t kill it on stage..
Wait, wait, that’s NEVER happened! Keep killin em brother
I've seen it happen a couple of times. Of course, that was while I was watching clips of him on a podcast, so he was only killing the host!
Cutting the finish tape on a race you didn’t run😂💀
"I just brown-belted myself! 🤣
That one was good 😂🤣😂🤣
I couldn’t stop laughing for a good 10 mins when I heard “there’s a thin line in Jiu-Jitsu between getting submitted and getting fucked” 😭😭
Kids whispering in the dark about nightmares was so creepy and hit home hard. I laughed my ass off. 😂
I love his voice. Makes the jokes and punch lines even funnier🤣
I agree 😅
I get it now. Josh is a story-teller kind of comedian and I appreciate him for it
For the love of god, give this guy a week on the daily show STAT
In the order I loved them? OMG I CACKLED! 😂😂😂
I know he said Collin Farrel, but my brain pictured Will Ferrel and now I'm deeply hurt we don't live in the version of the multiverse where Will Ferrel was absolutely tearing up Britney Spears. I think that version of the multiverse is a lot more chill than ours.
Same
Me, too.
I heard Colin Firth 😢
I couldn't think who Collin Ferrel was. The closest my brain got was Conan O'Brien.
@@anyasviews8415 i am instantly imagining britney in pride and prejudice 😂
Laughter good medicine for the heart ... proverb 17:22 the reason Josh is so good because, he's funny from the Truth... not hurt, spite, cruel. Placing you in the light... makes you say yep!!! That's just like it is... no victims no villains ❤❤❤Peace And Love 😂😂😂😂😂
Josh using all of his unmarried energy for comedy and it's GOLD!! 👏🏽👏🏽
“Cutting the finish line tape on a race he didn’t run”😂 🤣
Netflix stop trippin and give this man a special or two!!!
He’s too up to the moment. He needs to craft an hour that isn’t dependent on current events. He clearly has the talent.
Josh Johnson is black belt in comedy! scary good. I wish I was a network exec
He can make me laugh every-single-time!...Every time I click on one of his videos, I know at one point I'm gonna cry as I'm laughing so hard...the jiu-jitsu bit and the cutting the ribbon, did it for me on this one.
2:27 😭 that happened to me as a kid. I was trying to tuck my dad in for bed like they do to kids in the movies and mf woke up swinging. He grabbed and shook me and I think punched me? I dont remember exactly. All i know is that at the end he was crying into my shirt and Im consoling him 😭
Damn
“I’ll make you sleep forever” really got me 💀💀
Josh is a killer. He deserves more recognition🎙🍻👍🏼
I love this guy. He's like your funniest childhood friend. Only better.😊❤
When he sat down and hoisted up his leg 😂😂
Omg sir, you are too much 😭
This man is dropping good content every week, that’s insane 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
DUUUUUDE
That BJJ story is TOO REAL BRO. Every martial artist worth their salt has farted explosively during a sparring session. I, however, habitually play my ass trumpet during the stretching exercises. I guess that's where all my 49-year-old single unmarried energy is going hahahaha
LMAOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣
Willie wasn’t dead!!! Now I’m dead!!!😂😂😂
Lol 86 gummies deep!
Josh Johnson is where I got my news now
This guy has me hooked for about a week, he’s too funny so down to earth with his comedy 🎉
Don’t lie! Y’all got rankings! Never heard truer words😭
LMAO!
I did Jiu-Jitsu back in 2019 and I got rolled by a 15-year-old as well 😂😂😂
"unmarried energy"😭😭😭😭😭
"i would like the people that i love to die in order i love them in" 🤣🤣🤣it takes someone talented to make something that dark to be funny.
Josh is incredible for putting full sets online and not just crowd work. I spat out my cornflakes at the visualization of him shouting, “MY TAMPON!” at the club. 😂😂😂
17:30 LOL The only black ventriloquist... An abomination! I don't know but of all the gold, that was the funniest bit of the entire set! Guy is a genius...
You just covered my whole family in one stand up I love you Josh!!!
You are an absolute joy! Going through a dark season, but came across this video. Can't stop laughing.😂😂😂. Thank you, and God bless!
Love this hilarious
young man Josh
Can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Josh is right. I just turned 49 last month, I am still single, and I am not doing well.😅
Man, I feel you. I turned 41 this year; decided a few years ago to be single and just handle my business. And now I’m thinking I stayed single too long. Got comfortable in my aloneness, stuck in my ways. There’s times I think about how nice it’d be to have a partner to share the good stuff with and help handle the rest, but then I look around and there’s just not many people I can think about seeing every day. But maybe there’s still hope for us. Good luck brother
@@Tonyhouse1168hey this is for you and John ! You both are right we're you need to be! No rush! Plenty of life left to live! Do t let loneliness drive you to get a nut case. If you have good credit made sure she does! If you don't have kids and you don't want to be with a woman that does don't! We are at the age where we should have things so don't date a bum of a woman that wants and needs you to take care of them. Make sure she has her own! I am a woman so this is from a woman's mouth. I would rather be lonely then linked with a bum. Y'all have plenty of time and yes! Be picky!! Nothing wrong with it 😄
You'll be fine but remember you can't capture someone and retreat to your hole with them. Gotta get out there and interact, create relationships, push through the urge to turn inward and share yourself.
I feel you man. Should’ve taken Bill Burrs advice. Cant stay single too long or it’ll tarnish your personality. But if you wait too long it becomes almost impossible to get a gf anyway. Heres to luck then 🎉
How we always hit "like" when we haven't even or heard anything it yet?
Because? We fuck with Josh.. 👍🏼 🤷🏽♂️ 😅😅
Pause
🎉
Facts
It saves time.
We already know it's gonna be good. 😊
Thank you for the reminder!
I did Judo (the most "huggy" martial art) and went in the "big" group at 12. Way earlier than is normal because I got too big, too fast. By 13 I was 6'3 and by 14 I had reached my final height of 6'5. I wasn't the skinny tall, I was like 225lbs I hit puberty early and had a pretty deep voice and was hairy as hell (which OMG I hate so much). So I was this very strong kid, but I still had the training of a 12 year old. So I was out there getting choked out by black belts and honestly I kind of liked fighting way better oponents. I eventually got better and was really motivated to get better.
I've been incidentally bumping into a lot of comments from tall guys from when they were young teens and it's been so enlightening. Learning about The mismatch experience between emotional/mental maturity, and experience vs their physical attributes has helped me understand guys a little better.
So thanks for sharing, internet strsnger.
I have 4 kids. The amount of times ive woken up to a heart attack becuase one of my kids is standing over me staring is unreal.
Josh is the funniest guy to me currently. He's also cool and cute. After a tedious day of work, watching Josh standup on youtube relieves my stress.
Thanks Josh for making me laugh.
🔥 IDK how he comes up with these intellectual and self aware performances!
I saw him in an interview and he said he basically processes the things he talks about in counseling into his comedy.
Josh Johnson’s released more gold!🤩👏 my favorite comedian
Love from laffayette Louisianna!!⚜️🐊
Omg I rarely like stand up but I can't get enough of this dude
Josh you are HILARIOUS! Can't wait until you announce your next stand up special!
You've become my favorite comedian over the past year. Love watching your clips.
Have you EVER chuckled so HARD you got chest pains?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So imma take a 51 min nap now lmao
Wake up
Bruh wake TF up! Josh is on.
EMAROSA?!? Love that album 🥰
Love this guy. He’s so funny.
I’m so happy I never got married-I was engaged for a brief bit of time, but once my fiancé made my grandmother cry, it was over.
Josh was on fire in this session! What a repertoire! comedy at its finest ✨✨✨
This guy has new material every week. Incredible
One Thanksgiving when we were all at our mom's house, I was sleeping on the couch when the phone rang at 3 am. My brother would have been sleeping on the other couch, but he had gone out with his friends. My mother answered the phone and i heard her say "oh no" and start to cry. I was frozen, staring at that empty couch until my mother hung up the phone and said "your aunt margaret died."
And i said, out loud "oh! Thank god."
I rarely saw Aunt Margaret and she was always nasty when i did, but i've always felt guilty about that reaction. Until now. Thanks Josh!
Another great set! Josh is getting even funnier.
I am a 74 year old white republican woman AND I LOVE THIS GUY!!! He is just hilariously funny and I’ve been listening to him for almost two solid days now!
😂😂😂👍
Thank you, RUclips algorithm, for introducing me to Josh! Solid talent. Subbed and can’t wait to see you live!
Thank you so much for blessing us with all this laughter!
Oh dear lord, no one has made me laugh to tears in years, literally TEARS running at that jiu-jiutsu joke!
Man, I love all of your stuff. Just discovered you a week ago while heartbroken in the middle of my divorce - and you crack me up😂. Thank you for making things easier in such a difficult time❤
Josh, you are paving the way for your own late night show! I love watching your videos, you're seriously funny. "A race he didnt even run" hilarious! Move over Falon.
I’m Jiu Jitsu, you gotta let go of your ego, that’s one of the greatest lessons in it
Yo my dude is pumping out new and topical hilarious material so often, goddamn man someone get him a special
Ayyoo that "I hope everybody I love" joke is kinda facts lol
I found you earlier this week and I love your comedy! You are a Superstar😂
😂 you made tonight better. Thank you
Cousin Willy, rest in gummies
R.I.G.
Good one!
He's 85 deep. Its gonna be a long nap.