Bed Bugs at Paris Fashion Week, McCarthy Out + more - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  Год назад +323

    Hi Friends! Make sure you subscribe. Thank you for watching this! I have a benefit show on 10/18 in NYC. Ticket link here www.chelseafactory.org/sonicfriedchicken-2

    • @RSBexpressions
      @RSBexpressions Год назад +4

      Will you be wearing your “performance hoodie” & casual costume, or will you surprise us with a new wardrobe to match that handsome face of yours? 🤴🏽🥰😘🪷

    • @lise6303
      @lise6303 Год назад +4

      You know how people can do a write in for elections? Yes? How do we do that for Mr. Johnson?!

    • @LoveEmThick
      @LoveEmThick Год назад +2

      That was actually excellent. No gaps. Excellent delivery. Officially my favorite set.

    • @twainalex996
      @twainalex996 Год назад +1

      This is good 👍🏽 fresh content everyday on current affairs this is definitely your niche. You are going to blow up

    • @InfiniteSoulRoots
      @InfiniteSoulRoots Год назад

      ​@@RSBexpressions Wow~I know you didn't! 🙄😂🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @vinylordie1301
    @vinylordie1301 Год назад +1440

    This dude does a fresh 15 minutes EVERY WEEK?!
    That is insane. ⚜️⚜️⚜️

    • @thebritons
      @thebritons Год назад +76

      Seriously talk about a hard working comedian. Love this dudes brain. You rock Josh.

    • @JesgateOnDown
      @JesgateOnDown Год назад +40

      Any comedian who can't come up with new material regularly -- with all the ridiculous things that are happening in the world these days should definitely quit.

    • @Semajleelive
      @Semajleelive Год назад +5

      my man

    • @leesmac404
      @leesmac404 Год назад +18

      Yes he does!!! I look forward to it. He is an incredible comedian, but more so, a awesome storyteller!!! His gift…. Can’t get enough. Can’t wait for his future career. I’m here for it!!!

    • @Mallenaudrix
      @Mallenaudrix Год назад +13

      @@JesgateOnDownagreed, he’s in a league of his own though

  • @Lfufu20
    @Lfufu20 Год назад +182

    All his lines keep replaying in my head...
    - "His little plane"
    - "No one is safe"
    - "Where ya broke ass at? I got a gun too aint nobody scared!"😮😂😂😂

    • @oceandizzle7
      @oceandizzle7 7 месяцев назад

      "We on fire muthrfukrs!!" 😂

  • @novalyn.shelby
    @novalyn.shelby Год назад +661

    I need to stop watching these while I eat dinner, the corn bread almost got me tonight. 🤣🤣 NO ONE IS SAFE! 💯

    • @bbrowngrooms
      @bbrowngrooms Год назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @AviBel333
      @AviBel333 Год назад +18

      His bits should be considered attempted murder! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @t.brooks7602
      @t.brooks7602 Год назад +13

      Not the cornbread choking and suffocation 💀💀

    • @Faith4Lyf
      @Faith4Lyf Год назад +9

      Yall funny too... facts though, I watch at wrk and just forget I'm there...laughing out loud and all😂

    • @reachthroughreality
      @reachthroughreality Год назад +8

      I wasn't even eating. Still almost died.

  • @eilensing9488
    @eilensing9488 Год назад +879

    I've been a fan of Josh Johnson since his catfishing the kkk bit. Im so happy to have all this new content from him

    • @adafrost6276
      @adafrost6276 Год назад +30

      That's the bit I first saw as well and absolutely loved it. Josh Johnson is by far my favorite up and coming comic and just one of my favorites in general.

    • @clicheguevara5282
      @clicheguevara5282 Год назад +5

      Same!!

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel Год назад +2

      Heyoo!!

    • @biggiejerseysTV
      @biggiejerseysTV Год назад +6

      Oh my God, that was the first bit of his that I can remember and it made me a fan of his.

    • @Mallenaudrix
      @Mallenaudrix Год назад +7

      ME TOOO! I used to replay his netflix thing with the other stand ups. His was my favorite “…so I farted on her! It was as silent and subtle as her racism.” 😂

  • @FalanaBlessed
    @FalanaBlessed Год назад +375

    I have laughed so hard at this set. "No one is safe!"

  • @CatyBee
    @CatyBee Год назад +286

    The BEST thing (besides a fair deal) that came from the writer's strike was the uprising of comics on social media. I hope they continue to SMASH it.

  • @ripdime1351
    @ripdime1351 Год назад +51

    “Ok come thru thickness”. 😂🤣 had me dying

  • @nitrous36
    @nitrous36 Год назад +720

    As a black guy thats first generation suburbs, you just made me feel better. 🤣

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork Год назад +52

      my husband is from smaller cities I'm from the capital, nice part but still, it's East Europe.
      one night I think I hear ppl moving in the living room so I wake up, think I see a shadow through the door and I just jump out in my underware looking for a fight. I woke up angry.
      fortunately my husband immediately grabbed my hand and pulled me back, took out his fake airsoft gun (we don't have guns here since the 89' revolution, they abolished the death penalty too) and goes in the living room instead of me. tells me to stay put in the bedroom.
      turns out I just dreamt it. my dad had passed away the day before, and my mom kept talking all day about his stupid ass ghost visiting us and so I dreamt a home invasion.

    • @noone9472
      @noone9472 Год назад +35

      @@HisameArtworkI don’t know what to say, it’s really funny but I’m also sorry for your loss

    • @CosmicMomDove
      @CosmicMomDove Год назад +23

      ⁠Your story is a testament to the fact that we have more in common than we realize. I’m glad that an Eastern European woman could find a connection with an African American man from Louisiana. Josh Johnson is HILARIOUS.

    • @yeahyeahwowman8099
      @yeahyeahwowman8099 Год назад +3

      As a person, you needed a pat on the back to feel better, jesus christ people just make me either wanna throw up or drink, lol.

    • @nitrous36
      @nitrous36 Год назад

      @yeahyeahwowman8099 It was a joke. Have a drink, then choke on your vomit while throwing up.

  • @tamarf4596
    @tamarf4596 Год назад +327

    I'm watching you all the way from a war zone in the Middle East, and not a lot can make me smile and laugh like your comedy.

  • @folarinanu
    @folarinanu Год назад +2144

    He’s doing his best to show he can AND SHOULD be the daily show host.

    • @0e0
      @0e0 Год назад +90

      Been watching that show for like 20 years and I 1000% agree

    • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
      @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 Год назад +180

      He's too good for that show.
      He should have his own show, Josh Talks About Stuff.
      It'd be similar because he'd talk about current events, but also whatever he wants to talk about that day.
      I would watch every episode of that show and tell all may friends. 😅

    • @lamorenalindacopswife
      @lamorenalindacopswife Год назад +42

      Now that Roy Wood Jr. is gone, and the drama with Hasan, definitely.

    • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
      @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 Год назад +25

      @@lamorenalindacopswife
      I wanna see more Patriot Act.
      That show kicked serious ass.

    • @idek1433
      @idek1433 Год назад +30

      He'd be an amazing host and the show reflects the hosts not hosts conforming to the show but it's so much work and stress to be the host because you're not just a talking head you're basically the show runner and producer while hosting like that's a lot lmfao

  • @ripdime1351
    @ripdime1351 Год назад +50

    “Get ‘em, baby”
    I have to see this dude live!

    • @SaaiaKelli
      @SaaiaKelli 2 месяца назад

      He's absolutely incredible live! Saw him in Phoenix last September!

  • @mslindsayh
    @mslindsayh Год назад +26

    "You take a jet you pay the price" lmaoooo really nice tie back to the first joke too!

  • @aer71367
    @aer71367 11 месяцев назад +8

    'You take a jet, you pay the price"!!! LOL!

  • @IanTranSend
    @IanTranSend Год назад +143

    You can literally see the light bulb turn on at 9:18 to 9:20 when he realizes the Deputy Mayor got bedbugs in the moment. 😂 Improvised genius live at work. Brings new very literal meaning to "eat the rich" that I didn't see coming on my 2023 bingo card of events. Amazing set, Djele quality comedy and commentary for timely events!

  • @volumecontrol7434
    @volumecontrol7434 Год назад +174

    Josh is on fire 🔥 fortunately not in the same way as the chef ❤

  • @ToniGlick
    @ToniGlick Год назад +515

    If you keep doing what you're doing, Josh, I won't begrudge you a little plane.

    • @bbrowngrooms
      @bbrowngrooms Год назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Год назад +21

      Dude? He deserves a little plane! Have you checked out his pod cast? He's also a writer for the daily show. His is GRINDING!!!! Seriously though, just check out his pod cast. Especially the one with Dulcé

  • @debraseale6867
    @debraseale6867 Год назад +81

    Mississippi woman loves this Louisiana man. Saw him on Jimmy Fallon and he is hilarious. You keep this up and you're gonna get your own jet one day.

  • @redpalace2494
    @redpalace2494 Год назад +194

    I went from being unfamiliar with Josh to him becoming one of my favorite comics in the space of about three weeks. Great catalog in his channel. Can't wait to see this.

  • @kamicolo141
    @kamicolo141 Год назад +47

    Dude, you're putting in your 10,000 hours. I feel very proud to be able to say I watched your come up on RUclips before you took over everything! You're a master in the making! Much respect

  • @MrSpinaldan
    @MrSpinaldan Год назад +16

    The Gretta bit was great. Loved that set.

  • @SpaceyD
    @SpaceyD Год назад +23

    "Come thru thickness" I can't 🤣

  • @superxcereall4372
    @superxcereall4372 Год назад +99

    He knows how to clickbait and not disappoint making RUclips history here

    • @JustHereForCats
      @JustHereForCats Год назад +5

      Yeah, bc “bed bugs at Paris fashion week” had me here instantly 😂😂

  • @SpaceyD
    @SpaceyD Год назад +429

    As a social worker who's been fired once or twice, I appreciate this 😉

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Год назад +13

      Wait a minute. Once *OR* twice?
      I have so many questions for you b

    • @sparklycrone
      @sparklycrone Год назад +2

      The way I clipped that and sent that to some co-workers!😂😂😂

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 Год назад +6

      Hahaha wait the need for social workers is so high!!! You managed to get fired ? 👀 please tell us why lmao

    • @survivalguy69
      @survivalguy69 Год назад +4

      How did you get fired ?

    • @John-kk8gi
      @John-kk8gi Год назад +5

      Hol up, what the hell did you do to get fired, not once, but -TWICE-???

  • @jashanestone
    @jashanestone Год назад +38

    The best thing about Josh post on RUclips is? He doesn't do skits, he doesn't show just mostly podcasts and or interviews and, he doesn't show the same jokes we've seen already. He's currently on hot and news worthy topics each new RUclips video drop.
    This guy? Is the truth. 👏🏽✅💯 👉🏽🤣 he stay with the funnies 🤣👈🏽

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice Год назад +16

    This dude is straight up borderline genius -insane. His eyes get wide… those mental pauses of his big brain going . Super intelligent and that amazing smile.

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ Год назад +41

    "Ain't nobody scared..." 😆

  • @sarina5147
    @sarina5147 Год назад +14

    I hit the like button before the video even started. That’s where I’m at with Josh Johnson sets

  • @michelletxmischief4390
    @michelletxmischief4390 Год назад +31

    It makes my day when I see a new set posted. I know I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face. Laughter is the best medicine, and you are a master surgeon!

  • @alkumhcounseling8634
    @alkumhcounseling8634 7 месяцев назад +3

    I have been listening to all this man's backlog, but at 8:30 when he said "we on fire MFs!" I was shook. When soft spoken people raise their voice once in a blue moon it feels so much more serious

  • @knudsandbknielsen1612
    @knudsandbknielsen1612 Год назад +20

    13:20 and foreward: In ancient Greece, in one of the city states, and I forget which one, there was a constitutional law that said, that no king could declare war without himself being in the very front line. Now, there's the kind of law this world needs! And I do believe it was Sparta, which was maybe somewhat misundderstood?

    • @Emma_Boney
      @Emma_Boney Год назад

      Sparta was actually awesome imo

  • @VivicaTownsin
    @VivicaTownsin Год назад +36

    Love the pauses .. I’m getting the amazing Richard Pryor vibes from this amazing comedian

    • @Hal-Blue
      @Hal-Blue Год назад +3

      Paul Mooney really who wrote for Richard Pryor

    • @swindaflesh
      @swindaflesh Год назад +2

      It's crazy 😂

  • @acovenofmany333
    @acovenofmany333 Год назад +28

    “We on fire muthafuckas!” 😂😂😂

    • @RoadAegis
      @RoadAegis 10 месяцев назад +2

      Has Lived rent free in my head since.

    • @FanFicnic
      @FanFicnic 3 месяца назад

      That bit KILLED ME

  • @Ash-Farah
    @Ash-Farah Год назад +145

    I demand a cut of Ratatouille but instead of Remy the rat we get a sassy Parisian bedbug.

  • @amazinggrace5692
    @amazinggrace5692 Год назад +17

    My daughter had to rescue a baby bat who got caught in her boyfriends tub. Her bf stayed in bed yelling “You’re the best, Laura”! My daughter is a girl from the suburbs who went to nature camp every summer and her bf lived in a not great part of a city. She was also fearless. And yes, we joked about that for years and years!

  • @shayboogie3682
    @shayboogie3682 Год назад +10

    “Their calm because it’s not their problem” - genius observation, Sir Josh 🥰😊🥰
    Y’all Remember when T**** got COVID and they wouldn’t let him do a press / heli-pad conference? And he could only wave from the balcony and do some blue man group mime action wave? Yep, this statement holds up 😅😅😅😅

  • @elisa0329
    @elisa0329 Год назад +15

    "If you are going in the clouds whenever you feel like it, that's MONEY..." 😂😂

  • @xonotthebirdxo7
    @xonotthebirdxo7 Год назад +51

    Josh feeds us well on this channel ❤️ I watch each new clip right away! So so good

  • @christinemorgan6084
    @christinemorgan6084 Год назад +5

    Pull the sheets up!! Hysterical.

  • @ripdime1351
    @ripdime1351 Год назад +13

    “We on fire, motherfuckas!” Again, dying!!

  • @REVENGEbyNichole
    @REVENGEbyNichole Год назад +16

    😂 "Get em Baby"

  • @alishamecene4834
    @alishamecene4834 Год назад +11

    Starting my day off with your comedy is the best act of self-care!! Thank You. ❤

  • @donnawheeler6283
    @donnawheeler6283 Год назад +5

    Josh is very funny. 😄😄😄I really enjoy his comedy. He reminds me of Katt Williams.

  • @tdpay9015
    @tdpay9015 Год назад +6

    That Paris Deputy Mayor reminded me of the cabaret singer on the MTS Oceanos who, as it was sinking, sang "Bye Bye Love" to the assembled passengers lol.

  • @AlVelasquezDrums
    @AlVelasquezDrums Год назад +6

    You are a great, young and HILARIOUS talent. Great word play & use of irony. My son had me watch you. I’m now a fan. PS. I’m 1st generation Suburbs without bed bugs. 😂🙏🏽

  • @andrewblair370
    @andrewblair370 Год назад +29

    ive been following you for quite a while now, and it’s cool to see you’re so consistent! every one of these u drop i watch immediately. I love the politics and messages you’re able to weave into your sets every time, you’re doing really great work!

  • @riverlove6820
    @riverlove6820 Год назад +21

    Great stories as usual. I alway laugh at your funny perspective on various events/situations and your chilled demeanor.

  • @Dustyfogz
    @Dustyfogz Год назад +11

    Not gunna lie. I've been watching your rise in comedy these last few years and you've become by far my favorite stand up comedian on the scene right now. There's something about your delivery and segue that is downright hilarious. Keep it up man

  • @TrishC5280
    @TrishC5280 Год назад +21

    I know for a fact whatever Josh posts, I'm gonna belly laugh 😂😂😂

  • @KKT23
    @KKT23 Год назад +2

    Josh Johnson is my new favorite comedian. 👏🏻

  • @burtbackattack
    @burtbackattack Год назад +1

    The algorithm really nails it sometimes. I hadn't heard of this guy before a couple days ago and now I think I've found my new favourite comedian.

  • @zombieowen
    @zombieowen Год назад +3

    This guy has some eternal in him. You know his specials are going to be awesome even when he's 70.

  • @bevwest7428
    @bevwest7428 Год назад +14

    THIS! Was hilarious! JOSH! You are GOLD!❤❤❤

  • @staomruel
    @staomruel Год назад +9

    Give this man the special we all deserve!!!

  • @bestmomcheck2046
    @bestmomcheck2046 Год назад +26

    Love you Josh! Keep up the great work❤

  • @lcas2891
    @lcas2891 Год назад +7

    So glad Josh is on the scene. His style makes you focus on his observations and then BAM, there is the punchline!😂😂😂

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify Год назад +3

    The tea I could have spilled when I left my last job...omg 😂😂😂

  • @msdamaris1s779
    @msdamaris1s779 Год назад +18

    Greetings from Chicago. Just discovered your channel a couple of weeks ago, immediately subscribed. You’re hilarious. 😂❤

  • @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
    @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 Год назад +5

    I hope it makes Josh happy to know that on Friday, I kept imagining bedbugs saying "Aight, come through, thickness!" and giggly to myself, and it greatly helped me on my long train commute!

  • @mattchen6137
    @mattchen6137 Год назад +6

    Looooolll broski said " pull the sheets up and cheer, ' get em baby!'".

  • @caterinaint6963
    @caterinaint6963 Год назад +5

    Laughing all the way in Australia. Thks for the regular uploads.

    • @hazzaplayz808
      @hazzaplayz808 Год назад

      Same here,we need him to do a show down here hey 😂😂

  • @D-TayWashington
    @D-TayWashington Год назад +8

    Hearing him talk about the small plane/jet thing without going back and forth with Logan was just as funny as I thought it was going to be😆😆😆

  • @free_falling_in_abyss
    @free_falling_in_abyss Год назад +8

    I love your regular news updates its so much fun! Much love.

  • @ROLtheWolf
    @ROLtheWolf Год назад +9

    Josh, that moment with the girlfriend with the gun and the guy in bed lifting the sheets in fear sounds like the kernel of a movie. The End of Manhood.

  • @kalispencer2
    @kalispencer2 Год назад +3

    That last bit had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @familiaroddity1193
    @familiaroddity1193 Год назад +33

    Dude you should be the next daily show host. I could handle bad news everyday so long as you’re the one telling it

  • @ChristineMarie29
    @ChristineMarie29 Год назад +3

    You are too funny !!! Lolol laughed my ass off all the way home ! Thank you

  • @jenp342
    @jenp342 10 месяцев назад

    I was grumpy this morning, I listened to Josh started laughing and giggling like a schoolgirl! Love this guys comedy!🤣

  • @cjrobertson1351
    @cjrobertson1351 Год назад +9

    This guy deserves a special on Netflix hes funnier than half the people on there😂

  • @eldersun9877
    @eldersun9877 Год назад +12

    This guy is Amazing . 🇺🇸👍

  • @kellylegault8188
    @kellylegault8188 Год назад +1

    You are my new favorite comic. When I’m back in NYC I’ll try to catch you! ✨⭐👏🏻

  • @LaSabrinaSabrosa
    @LaSabrinaSabrosa Год назад +6

    😂 thanks so much for sharing this. Just back home to Louisiana from FL abt an hour ago & your set hit the spot!
    👏👏👏

  • @ahandl3
    @ahandl3 Год назад +5

    Its rare that I can click in something and KNOW ill have a good time 🎉

  • @marthals89
    @marthals89 Год назад +4

    I'm a social worker lmaooo the theres 3 of us line killed me! I literally have a caseload of 300 I have to see monthly, overworked is an understatement

  • @KingLarbear
    @KingLarbear 6 месяцев назад

    I'm watching you on binge and you're so funny

  • @AviBel333
    @AviBel333 Год назад +16

    "THE TORTILLAS ARE COMPROMISED!" He's trying to kill me! 😭😭😭

  • @jamesdove8021
    @jamesdove8021 Год назад

    You are a star. One of the best comics out here.

  • @_NewtonMeter
    @_NewtonMeter Год назад +6

    Just discovered your podcast and there's so many episodes

  • @mommahen6271
    @mommahen6271 Год назад +2

    Wow, I get more impressed with each monologue I watch, and the sneaky philosophy is so graceful thank you for putting yourself out there. You are a great artist.

  • @gracebyrnes4107
    @gracebyrnes4107 Год назад +4

    Yes for us social workers. Thank you!

  • @faeray1016
    @faeray1016 Год назад +4

    I'm so excited to see him on tour in December 😁

  • @warriormamma8098
    @warriormamma8098 11 месяцев назад

    Love this man. Love him.

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 Год назад +8

    "...and now the floor is yours." amazing

  • @derekolson7382
    @derekolson7382 Год назад +2

    Josh Johnson makes me laugh every time. Quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians

  • @amihanruiz5143
    @amihanruiz5143 Год назад +2

    He is talking about "no one is safe" and bedbug infestations -- but that quiet smile? I'm falling in love

  • @arnelevans4803
    @arnelevans4803 Год назад +2

    A star is born, he's very funny

  • @solutionorppt
    @solutionorppt 4 месяца назад

    Love your style and the way you tie stuff together and your love of language. Three vids in a row from the algo and I'm subscribed.

  • @Comegetyourdose131
    @Comegetyourdose131 Год назад +1

    The beginning got me screaming. I’m happy I found this guy a few weeks ago. 😂😂😂

  • @2ndmoon
    @2ndmoon Год назад +3

    omg i am LOVING these daily uploads!! these are great! THIS is how i want to get my news now

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 6 месяцев назад +1

    Manarisims and gesticulations are simply endearing. Plus, theres that great comedy as well 😊

  • @antigone111
    @antigone111 Год назад +1

    I already loved you but knowing you're representing Louisiana makes me love you even more. Congratulations on your success 💗

  • @katboss4886
    @katboss4886 Год назад +6

    This one of the best Josh!

  • @ShantiRedwine
    @ShantiRedwine Год назад +4

    Love you & this is a great set!! I sure wish you’d come out to Oklahoma City.

  • @JustHereForCats
    @JustHereForCats Год назад +1

    Oh my god 😂😂😂
    This was gold from start to finish

  • @HereForGoodVibes
    @HereForGoodVibes Год назад +2

    Been dying for your take on the McCarthy Ousting!!

  • @adamaloof1334
    @adamaloof1334 Год назад +3

    You just keep getting better dude. Your genuine comedy style is such an inspiration! Your style rings of Richard Pryor; you don't even need "jokes", just entertaining anecdotes being told by a funny ass dude.
    CONGRATS ON SNAGGING FALLON BROOOO YOU'RE FINALLY HANGING WITH THE BIG BOYS!!! Long overdue and well deserved. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
    PS COME TO ORLANDO, FUCK

  • @_NewtonMeter
    @_NewtonMeter Год назад +18

    Enjoy the weekly update from Josh Johnson @ The Comedy Cellar

  • @bibichan06
    @bibichan06 Год назад +1

    I almost pees myself from laughing. Ty so much for this!

  • @avirei98
    @avirei98 Год назад +1

    1:45 It's called Glassdoor 😂

  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  Год назад +12

    Comment where you are from