White Peoples Favorite Season + More - Josh Johnson - New York Comedy Club - Standup Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  Год назад +904

    Thanks for watching! Subscribe! I am dropping another set on Thursday and a longer project next week. Upcoming shows in NYC, Chicago, VA tickets available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com

    • @lilithcumswelltm
      @lilithcumswelltm Год назад +14

      Love you Joshie. I have so much hope for you to get your own show.

    • @Channy-cr1xw
      @Channy-cr1xw Год назад +9

      When will you be in Atl?!!!

    • @niftyfifty51
      @niftyfifty51 Год назад +7

      You make me laugh. Thank you. 😊

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii Год назад +1

      on his own footed roller coaster

    • @patrickmcguire451
      @patrickmcguire451 Год назад

      I love this man He's hilarious thank you for all the free comedy my can we do one of those tours? Remember the Kings with tour and the f****** rednecks.
      We need this we need this man Matt rife Andrew Schultz f****** Taylor Tomlinson. The New blood tour the crowdwork tour I don't know something snappy

  • @celestialnubian
    @celestialnubian Год назад +1909

    As a Black guy who likes nature and will travel to experience "better autumn", I feel like I caught a stray here. 🤣 #CollateralDamage

    • @purplegirl8036
      @purplegirl8036 Год назад +78

      The best autumn is in New England

    • @nixi7688
      @nixi7688 Год назад +39

      You cannot be the only one. Everyone gets a pumpkin spice latte.

    • @TheeMrsChampion
      @TheeMrsChampion Год назад +69

      I’m obviously black but I must say fall is the best season of all 🥰

    • @bennettgirard1047
      @bennettgirard1047 Год назад +81

      Fall 2023: "Not just for white people!"

    • @ragantate3995
      @ragantate3995 Год назад +29

      I’m black & think of Jim Gaffigan’s joke about leafs falling off trees being their version of hospice. 😅

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ Год назад +695

    The craziest story in mathematics is zero. It makes sense to count what's in front of you, but recognizing the absence of things was a revolution. This is why I like Josh, he makes me laugh and think. ☺️

    • @cinnamonstar808
      @cinnamonstar808 Год назад +17

      uh-oh 👉📢 8:49

    • @NsovoWhitney
      @NsovoWhitney 9 месяцев назад +23

      I once had this exact thought bro, like how smart do you have to be to assign nothingness a number, how do you even think of that? 😮

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 месяца назад +2

      the Romans were like "zero"?

    • @user-Dumbunny
      @user-Dumbunny 3 месяца назад +9

      Maybe it was thought up by someone who just got robbed.

    • @Antifrost
      @Antifrost 3 месяца назад +24

      I did a presentation on that in college, believe it or not. Some cultures didn't have 'zero' as a mathematics concept, while others developed it independently of others. More often than not, there was a symbol used as a placeholder to denotate that there was no value, but it wouldn't be considered a number. Our modern concept comes from the Middle East (like a lot of other concepts in math), with the word "zero" possibly being derived from the Arabic word "sifr", meaning "empty". I believe that word is also where we get the word "cipher", but that's another topic.
      I'm sure this doesn't need clarification if you've read this far, but I am a nerd.

  • @Peachtreedishes
    @Peachtreedishes Год назад +940

    45 yrs old white woman and you’re fuckign hilarious 😂 I have travelled many times in my life for apple picking and pumpkin. 😂❤️

    • @seg112380
      @seg112380 Год назад +89

      Oh he’s got us pegged lol. I live in New England and it’s very common for people here to travel further north within New England to see “better” fall foliage. It’s called “leaf peeping.” 😂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад

      ​@@seg112380I'm on the coast, and it kills me that people think that we have full fall color here on the island. After summer tourism, we'd really like a break

    • @fadnama
      @fadnama Год назад +16

      49 here and I feel totally called out! lol

    • @mrjones2721
      @mrjones2721 Год назад +14

      @@seg112380Masshole here. Leaf peeping is one of the great things about this great land of ours. Makes me wonder what people do when they live in one of the official leaf peeping spots. Do they visit other leaf peeping spots? Surely they don’t just enjoy the trees around them. That doesn’t count.

    • @sageadvice157
      @sageadvice157 Год назад +7

      And we love yall for it! Invite us for some cider!

  • @dakotac180
    @dakotac180 Год назад +908

    As a black girl I love Fall, I'm not sweating, it's gorgeous outside, doing activities outside is even better. Not traveling to better autumn though 😂. He really needs his own special.

    • @RiverJanewayRoslin
      @RiverJanewayRoslin Год назад +40

      I have a confession...I'm a black girl who travels for autumn I LOVE autumn❤

    • @mrjones2721
      @mrjones2721 Год назад +13

      If you don’t at least make a day trip to see better autumn, you’re in danger of having your girl card revoked. I’m pretty sure there are laws.

    • @kinamonika
      @kinamonika Год назад +2

      I love it too! I miss it!

    • @anthonywoodruff4355
      @anthonywoodruff4355 Год назад +8

      🤫 not so loud, but I like the Fall also.

    • @jax422
      @jax422 Год назад +14

      Lol. Oh I’m traveling to better autumn. I live in Massachusetts. Autumn here is beautiful, but I still go to Vermont every year for better autumn. 😂😂😂

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 Год назад +1802

    As a black man, I also LOVE autumn. Cooler days, more time for naps, and staying away from the bs.

    • @MaraRenee
      @MaraRenee Год назад +106

      Black woman here and SAME. 😊

    • @WorkWork-n5x
      @WorkWork-n5x Год назад +32

      I thought everyone one liked spring the most. I mean, autumn is better than winter.

    • @jessicagordon4047
      @jessicagordon4047 Год назад +21

      I wish I can ❤ your comment rather than simply giving you a 👍🏾

    • @p.o.s.videonetwork8976
      @p.o.s.videonetwork8976 Год назад +48

      The bs comes abundant in the summer months 😂

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy Год назад +5

      But are you out appreciating the season?

  • @ranessance
    @ranessance Год назад +315

    "Barehanded, bucket-footed" will be stuck in my head for the next while 😂

  • @coilyqueen312
    @coilyqueen312 Год назад +1691

    How do you come up with new material so quickly!! You're killing it with new jokes all the time. 😂😂😂

    • @xgreydovex
      @xgreydovex Год назад +59

      I was just thinking the same thing! I just hope he isn’t pushing himself to the point of burnout.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад +85

      A lot of it is observational. He just pays attention

    • @blackfirefox666
      @blackfirefox666 Год назад +58

      A lot of the bits are just what's in the news with his observations added. He's clever and quick and watches the news. That's it.

    • @steamyrobotlove
      @steamyrobotlove Год назад +46

      I agree with everything that's been said, but also I think this man just talks. And jokes are just his way of communicating with and understanding the world. And that's amazing.

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +6

      That’s WORK!

  • @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
    @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 Год назад +199

    "You'll still travel to where there's BETTER autumn!" So true, so funny! This guy is brilliant.

    • @xioffb97
      @xioffb97 6 месяцев назад +1

      This was me in 2016. 😩

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 Год назад +206

    "bare-handed and bucket-footed" is the name of a memoir

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 Год назад +18

      Either that or a country song 😂

  • @beachpreachr1894
    @beachpreachr1894 6 месяцев назад +104

    Wait! Depression? What depression!? Seizures and resulting memory loss be damned, this young talent is brightening my recovery. I'm actually laughing. All the best Josh!

    • @simonfea2
      @simonfea2 Месяц назад

      Ugh, seizures. Which do you prefer the zombie like feel of dilantin or anything else!?!

  • @wikydansa
    @wikydansa Год назад +89

    I am dying at this awkward conversation columbus had ahaha

  • @mizztotal
    @mizztotal 11 месяцев назад +41

    "The true part is the saddest part" LMAO and "in 6 bucket steps" LOOOOOOLLLLLL I can't with Josh!

  • @clicheguevara5282
    @clicheguevara5282 Год назад +1258

    Literally _just_ before watching this, I got home to see that my roommate's GF had put Halloween decorations up and I started laughing because we're 40 years old and no one has kids. ..plus we're in Hawaii, so we don't even HAVE autumn. Lol

    • @rocioiribe5841
      @rocioiribe5841 Год назад +53

      This is the best comment 😂😂

    • @inkchip7351
      @inkchip7351 Год назад +29

      Tis the season!

    • @TheTDA
      @TheTDA Год назад +28

      I actually laughed out loud at this, ha

    • @alikaabdul4678
      @alikaabdul4678 Год назад +6

      You on big island?

    • @christinearmington
      @christinearmington Год назад +43

      New house. No kids. Figured I’d do the pumpkin thing. On the front porch. Turns out bears luuv pumpkins. Black bears.😉

  • @willowgrace9399
    @willowgrace9399 8 месяцев назад +118

    Thank you so much Josh for putting Columbus into perspective! Seriously! As a Native American I couldn't of said it better LOL!

    • @cnj67
      @cnj67 4 месяца назад +5

      Really, CC didn't expect the place to be empty, he "just" expected it to be India, which is somehow even more stupid.
      I didn't even think about the name "The West Indies" until recently, and how extremely stupid that name is.
      And of course, they didn't think of anyone else as someone who had "rights". Though they officially made up reasons why they didn't have to treat other people as people, I wonder how they where thinking privately. Maybe it was just: "If we can cheat them first and shoot them later, this place is ours by 'right' ".
      And if it's any comfort, (probably isn't) poor people in their own countries were being treated so horribly that it's clear they didn't have much respect for human lives regardless of geography or any kind of idea of "justice" attached to the lives of human individuals:
      In many European countries, poor people 1) couldn't move to another place unless they were allowed to ... sometimes even sold 2) had to work for the landowner in exchange for being allowed to grow a tiny plot of land themselves, barely enough to survive and sometimes less than barely 3) marriages were often decided by the landowner who also often had the right to sleep with the woman as a matter of course 4) torture was commonplace, especially whipping, beatings and something called "the horse" 5) the peasants could be rented out as soldiers and the money would be for the landowner, not the peasant. And they were the cheap "soldiers" that could be sent out to be more or less slaughtered so trained soldiers were in a better position to fight. I.e. their lives were not considered much 6) earlier than CC I know that in England, if you killed a horse, the compensation you had to pay was more than if you killed an Englishman, and - those money went to the landowner, not the victim's family. You paid compensation for lost workforce.

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 месяца назад +3

      Couldn't have

    • @catherineprice1613
      @catherineprice1613 Месяц назад +2

      You just gotta love Josh's perspective on life!

    • @grayfae3
      @grayfae3 25 дней назад

      @@cnj67 3 is wrong, go check that again.

    • @timbirch4999
      @timbirch4999 18 дней назад

      Colombus was a f'kin idiot. Did you know that he thought the Earth was actually pear shaped?
      Everyone knew the Earth was round, and had a fairly good idea of the circumference, but it was thought there was nothing but ocean between Europe and the Far East. Too much ocean to be able to cross.
      The concept Colombus had was that there is more landmass up north than in the south, so he had the idea that the Earth was actually upside down pear shaped, so there would be less distance to the Indies if you took a southerly route. Nobody had thought of the idea that there might be a whole continent in the way.

  • @thefiqster
    @thefiqster Год назад +350

    His standup is getting better by the minute. Rooting for him.

  • @lionmenmusic6144
    @lionmenmusic6144 Год назад +266

    The thing about Hand-Washing actually happened although it wasn't in the middle ages. Semmelweis assumed doctors transferred disease carrying pathogens through their hands because doctors didn't wash hands about 200 years ago. They would go directly from an autopsy into the delivery room and deliver babies. Semmelweis was accused of being psychotic by his fellow doctors and lost his medical license due to this idea and was forcibly locked in an institution where he died early in his 40's. As science advanced, it was later discovered that he was right...of course.

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 7 месяцев назад +14

      You beat me to it.😂

    • @nj3195
      @nj3195 5 месяцев назад

      I honestly believe humans have evolved mentally. Some of us are working with the evolved brain and some of us are working with the brain that is not made to survive. We literally can’t visually tell the difference between the two humans. The only difference that distinguishes evolved and not evolved is the inability of non evolved to see other human beings as human. I personally can’t look at others as unimportant or as objects.
      I firmly believe we have been going through a silent transition. Nature moves slow. His example and the horror stories is the transition illustrated. Any human that can kill other humans for fear or greed is not working on a sustainable model. Prime example in slavery. Literally it was not sustainable and it repressed progress. If you don’t draw from the whole, which can only be done when everyone works together, you’re not meant to survive.
      By the way, non evolved people are all over the world and in all social classes but if you’re evolved you can spot their hollow counterfeit behavior.

    • @EleanorofAquitaine42
      @EleanorofAquitaine42 4 месяца назад

      There’s also something we now call the Semmelweis reflex. It means the tendency to reject new knowledge or science simply because it contradicts societal norms.
      Poor dude. His cause of death was listed as pyemia-which means blood-poisoning. So, he likely died because some d***head didn’t wash their hands. That’s unconfirmed information, but one of the other theories for his death is syphilis contracted while delivering babies-another thing that antiseptic practices could have prevented.

    • @cnj67
      @cnj67 4 месяца назад

      They were so offended to have pointed out that something they did was literally toxic, even killing people, that they locked him up for . saying it. You should think it was a lie, but then you see how aggressively people encounter plain messages about injustice and discrimination and make "woke" a slur, as if "oblivious" was the ideal.
      And then it all seems like it could have happened just yesterday.

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora 3 месяца назад +18

      The hospital wronged him so bad too...the other male doctors basically just didn't like washing their hands from dead bodies to women's privates or woman to woman. If that doesn't say something about how women were, and still are, seen by society, then I dunno what else will.

  • @meganf.2543
    @meganf.2543 Год назад +107

    I always appreciate Josh letting us hang out in his brain for a little while.😂

  • @mimij5015
    @mimij5015 Год назад +162

    18 minutes for 3 stories. And I get invested into each one. Masterful.

  • @Anil18834
    @Anil18834 Год назад +326

    Oh Josh, I'm Hispanic. Light-skinned Hispanic, but Hispanic. I never thought of myself as white until now😂😂😂. I love Autumn... I also travel for Autumn... I pick apples from my neighbor's tree and make apple cake I'm a sucker for pumpkin spice 😂😂😂

    • @annajansen6945
      @annajansen6945 Год назад +27

      I love how everyone in the comments discovered their "white" side and we are all bonding over our love for autumn.

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 Год назад +16

      @@annajansen6945 I even moved from Medellin, Colombia (AKA The City of Eternal Spring) to Philadelphia so I could have Autumn every Autumn... hahaha!

    • @bigfootpart4therevengeancing
      @bigfootpart4therevengeancing Год назад +3

      ​@@Anil18834...Not for the cheesesteaks?

    • @Anil18834
      @Anil18834 Год назад +11

      @@bigfootpart4therevengeancing Haha! No, I was offered a job here and the criteria was:
      1. There's Autumn
      2. The city is walkable and has parks.
      3. The people are nice.
      Loving it.

    • @bigfootpart4therevengeancing
      @bigfootpart4therevengeancing Год назад +5

      @@Anil18834 I hope that you have embraced the health benefits of cheesesteaks.

  • @AndThereYouGo
    @AndThereYouGo 6 месяцев назад +82

    It's so nice to hear cerebral humor& wit that's made to sound simple; but it's not. This is a sharp & rare mind.

    • @soulpower9570
      @soulpower9570 2 месяца назад +3

      You described it perfectly!! I love his work!

  • @dextergray1670
    @dextergray1670 Год назад +251

    In an age of crowd work my guy is knocking out sets. Keep the art goin JJ

  • @kellyoni6399
    @kellyoni6399 Год назад +141

    Can confirm, as a white person autumn just slaps. I do up my whiteness and get even more excited when winter hits and the THICCC snow falls I am super happy in my big puffy clothes, and the absolute silence gifted by the bitter cold.

    • @saltwatertaffy7020
      @saltwatertaffy7020 11 месяцев назад +17

      I'm a black female,and I agree with you.
      Fall and winter are my favorite seasons.😊

    • @ummzaynab7702
      @ummzaynab7702 11 месяцев назад +8

      I'm black... but love winter.

    • @saltwatertaffy7020
      @saltwatertaffy7020 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@ummzaynab7702 👏🏿❄️❄️👏🏿

    • @juditha.jean-francois3670
      @juditha.jean-francois3670 10 месяцев назад +10

      I am a black woman and your words are pure poetry! I'm all about Autumn and Winter.

    • @TheQutapi
      @TheQutapi 2 месяца назад

      I hate sunlight so I love fall and winter! I want to move to Scandinavia

  • @MithMathy
    @MithMathy Год назад +206

    I love math history. It's amazing how different societies invented their own number systems and such. But to your point, Europe in the middle ages definitely thought algebra - developed in that time in the middle east - was "dangerous saracen magic" 😂

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 Год назад +72

      Not to get political, but I remember a few years ago there was a poll taken by staunch conservatives and one question was “should Arabic math be taught in our schools” and it was voted down overwhelmingly. They didn’t realize the numbers we use today came from the Middle East lol

    • @MithMathy
      @MithMathy Год назад +14

      @@monicarenee7949 😂😭😣

    • @cinnamonstar808
      @cinnamonstar808 Год назад

      uh-oh 👉📢 8:49

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 11 месяцев назад +1

      What exactly is math history? Mathstory?

    • @sandramaysky9923
      @sandramaysky9923 5 месяцев назад

      Sorcery

  • @guntotingmonk
    @guntotingmonk Год назад +164

    "My face is too friendly" Oh yeah. It's called Resting Friendly Face, and it's the other side of the coin from Resting Bitch Face. I have it. Every salesperson with a kiosk in the mall zeroes in on me, every time. I've gotten very good at not making eye contact, not breaking stride, and saying, "No, thanks!" On the upside, customer service people are more likely to go the extra mile for us, especially if we live up to the face by being polite.

    • @SakuraMoonflower
      @SakuraMoonflower 11 месяцев назад +11

      I think I must have the same face lol. 😂❤🎉
      I have been told I have a "trustworthy face" once. 😅

    • @cnj67
      @cnj67 4 месяца назад +6

      You just reminded me of when I learned to look a little bit angry all the time to not have a tail of men after me. Mostly when travelling, where I live I was not used to being followed around and shouted and grunted after all the time. I had almost forgotten how it was to have to learn that lesson.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 4 месяца назад +3

      Same here! Lol!!

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora 3 месяца назад +4

      I have rbf and people STILL wanna talk to me. You ever have someone confuse you for a store worker when you aren't even wearing the uniform? I'll still try to help tho...guess that's on me.

    • @nikkidcoe
      @nikkidcoe 2 месяца назад

      I used to have rff, now I have rbf.

  • @jacopotarantino
    @jacopotarantino Год назад +265

    Dude, I was cackling at this. I really wanna see you and Taylor Tomlinson do like a fireside chat style interview/show. Y'all are the future of big american comedy!

    • @Jen_Wick
      @Jen_Wick Год назад +17

      Ooo, that would be GOOD!

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Год назад +13

      That would be epic!!! Maybe have them both together on Conans podcast.

    • @akshayde
      @akshayde Год назад +20

      I'd rather see them go pumpkin picking

    • @ClaudiaMiller
      @ClaudiaMiller Год назад +4

      Got tickets to see Taylor in November! The two of you just talking would be epic.

    • @mairarodriguez1525
      @mairarodriguez1525 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yes 👏👏👏

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice Год назад +58

    I’m black , born and raised on a farm in Ohio…. October hands down is my month. I get homesick living in the big city, but the smells, pumpkin, leaves, the chill in the air, the decorations on peoples homes, Halloween…. First time I get to wear a sweater….
    I live near the Shenandoahs…. So you know we get that crazy traffic from people driving to see the Foliage! lol
    Looovvvveeee Fall!!!

  • @SweetTooth10
    @SweetTooth10 Год назад +72

    😂🤣 People always tell me their personal business, either crazy or that cashier who needs to get stuff off their chest. I’m always trapped in an un provoked conversation with all kinds of people.

    • @cinnamonstar808
      @cinnamonstar808 Год назад +6

      lol... you have that FACE

    • @SweetTooth10
      @SweetTooth10 9 месяцев назад

      @@cinnamonstar808 🤦🏾‍♂️ That’s what they all say! 😳 now I’m afraid because some random lady told me a church down the street are turning women into zombie hookers. Not in those words but she said they were being drugged and mind controlled with no shoes on. 😂🤣 I stood there for 10 min listening to her because I felt bad to just walk away. But she casually walked away and said have a nice day as if we were talking about the weather 🤷🏾‍♂️. I kinda believe her.

  • @jbradleysao
    @jbradleysao 2 месяца назад +14

    Someone get this guy all of the specials. One of the best comedians I’ve come across in awhile. Thanks for helping us all feel good for a bit!

  • @ecuhus
    @ecuhus Год назад +129

    I think even if Ford didn't write it, you can call it an AUTO biography!
    I missed my calling.

    • @avataraarow
      @avataraarow Год назад +7

      Logan is that you? Josh is gonna hate this one😂😂

    • @_abracadabra
      @_abracadabra Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад +1

      ​@@avataraarowhe sure will 😅😅

    • @rocioiribe5841
      @rocioiribe5841 Год назад +4

      wait was that the pun?? i thought he slipped up haha but it was a car pun! LOL

    • @cinnamonstar808
      @cinnamonstar808 Год назад +2

      ah... he missed the joke

  • @KittyLynnDarko
    @KittyLynnDarko Год назад +57

    I honestly can't get enough of this dude. Too funny, too witty, too cute, just all the good things. I hope he really grows even farther ❤

  • @Th3bombdiGGity
    @Th3bombdiGGity Год назад +95

    I’ve been following him for YEARS I’m so proud of his growth. His comedy just keeps getting better. His personality is really shining through! GO TF OFF JOSH 🎉🎉

    • @catman1259
      @catman1259 9 месяцев назад +1

      been following him since catfishing the kkk he’s absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @dynogamergurl
    @dynogamergurl Год назад +25

    Lmao “how you gonna rob somebody you bare handed and bucket footed”😂

  • @maggiemagic8889
    @maggiemagic8889 Год назад +140

    As a Filipino, I laughed extra hard at the Ferdinand Magellan name drop

    • @goodlife6277
      @goodlife6277 Год назад +2

      Fernão de Magalhães, era um navegador Português 🇵🇹

  • @wmmv2019
    @wmmv2019 Год назад +47

    Keep feeding yourself with history, culture and science knowledge Josh! 📚 and tell us how you interpret the story 😂😂 i love it!

  • @nathanielknight1838
    @nathanielknight1838 Год назад +24

    Josh Johnson, seriously on his way up ever since he dropped his super slowmo / awkward approach and just started telling jokes with more energy.

  • @jdovma1
    @jdovma1 Год назад +23

    "Not only do I not know how my phone works, because of my phone, I don't need to know how things work."
    (crickets)
    Talk about talking over their heads. That silence is the mf saying, "what the fuck is TWO?"
    😂

  • @not2day95
    @not2day95 Год назад +15

    yo the direction comment was so real for me. Im 27 today and i remember being a teenager and riding with my uncle, crossing a few states to pick up my cousin. And this before we had google and apple maps! I had to read a map for him and figure out where we were and how to get there. I was so proud of myself for doing that. Now I put on google maps even if I know where I'm going just to see when i will get there. super privileged today compared to just 15 years ago.

  • @LezbollahMothra
    @LezbollahMothra Год назад +67

    This set had me gasping for air laughing, oh my lord that last bit, im HOLLERIN. Love this dude so much & so excited to see what he continues to bring to comedy.

  • @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
    @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 Год назад +38

    Racial humor that's inoffensive and completely true!

  • @watchparty-iz2ms
    @watchparty-iz2ms Год назад +81

    Less than 30 seconds in and I’m already laughing. Josh Johnson has done it again 👏👏👏

  • @jonplaud
    @jonplaud 8 месяцев назад +12

    As a Puerto Rican, I love Autumn. Not too warm or cold and autumn dishes are great.

  • @gymggang46
    @gymggang46 Год назад +83

    Mr Johnson is OUT HERE!! Every set put out has been a banger Josh, can’t wait for your next project!

  • @patriciadavis608
    @patriciadavis608 24 дня назад +6

    You have a great talent, young man. Your storytelling mixed with humor and real-life experiences is PERFECTION! You're a very funny guy. 😎🖤

  • @blindwhitey9189
    @blindwhitey9189 Год назад +63

    This dude is set to make the big time. Thanks for sharing your work, Josh. Excellent craft.

  • @notrelevant6702
    @notrelevant6702 Год назад +19

    Watching his regular standup you can feel how much better he gets. His early stuff was fun but it was a lose collection of funny things. You can follow how he learns better narratives, better Segways, polishes his delivery. Its. Joy ❤

    • @beenaforever7260
      @beenaforever7260 Год назад +3

      Yesss it’s been getting better and better. I’ve followed him a long time. He’s come out of his shell and I love it

  • @ninabanks7596
    @ninabanks7596 Год назад +26

    On the “hey brotha “ note. I was getting my tire repaired & I watched almost that same scenario today … no buckets 😅so funny!

  • @AHeru-zt5qd
    @AHeru-zt5qd Год назад +14

    Every post, I sit down at my computer and watch the set all of the way through, and clap like I'm in the audience... This dude is stellar!

  • @sarahleonard7309
    @sarahleonard7309 9 месяцев назад +6

    I grew up in New Hampshire, one of the premiere tourist destinations for leaf watching. Our *entire economy* was based on people traveling to find a better autumn. It is a powerful thing that I have witnessed first hand. You'd think it was religious pilgrimage.
    Having said that, now that I live in the Midwest, I kinda get it. The only maple tree for miles is in my front yard. Everything else just turns brown and sad. So go find your happiness! There is an antique store owner in NH who can't wait to meet you!

  • @heatherkaye8653
    @heatherkaye8653 Год назад +28

    You are so fucking smart and quick with these jokes! 😂 You are like an entire writer's room. it is so impressive!

  • @rocioiribe5841
    @rocioiribe5841 Год назад +8

    This is my favorite lately. Hit after hit. "That shit feels like 2." 😂 Why is it moving? Is it magic? 😂😂

  • @theanonymoushelpline7248
    @theanonymoushelpline7248 Год назад +62

    Man autumn is my favorite season! Pumpkin spice everything, brisk wind on my face and the leaves changing! I’m African American but loves me some damn autumn. I’m that one black person in my family that eats pumpkin pie instead of sweet potato pie lol

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 Год назад +14

      (This White neighbor just smiled "hello" to your family and reached across you for the slice of sweet potato pie you left unguarded). I am glad to know you, but you. Are. Wrong.

    • @beardoodle9835
      @beardoodle9835 Год назад +11

      Man, I like both. Every year, (because I'm the cook in the family) we toss a coin to see whether we have pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie 😂😂

    • @ladybluelotus
      @ladybluelotus Год назад +8

      Same. Love autumn. And my pumpkin pie is the most requested dessert by the fam. They can't wait for fall.

    • @robertarowland728
      @robertarowland728 Год назад +4

      Being a black women from the north I favor pumpkin pie I noticed when the grocery store started selling sweet potato pie. It really has more of a pumpkin pie. Taste to it here in the north lol.🤩🍂🍁🎃

    • @cnj67
      @cnj67 4 месяца назад

      @@robertarowland728 What's the difference? I am Scandinavia, and both kinds are "interesting foreign food". I have made some dishes with pumpkin or sweet potato, but mostly it's Indian-ish or Thai-ish food, and they seem more or less interchangable in hte recipes I know. (DIfferent variations of "Put in a pot with onions and 5-10 different spices, pour coco milk on it, make rice, enjoy").
      If I wanted to make a sweet potato pie, what would normally be the difference from a pumpkin pie? I mean, if I google a recipe, I might get two Northern recipes where the potato pie has an, as you say, pumpkin pie taste to it: But what I'd like to know is how their difference would traditionally be?

  • @rui5421
    @rui5421 Год назад +20

    i remember seeing Josh during the pandemic and he was good, but I wasn't sure. Now years later he is one of the best with great material and a solid style.

  • @BluishGnome
    @BluishGnome Год назад +43

    This guy is going to be a legend one day. Great to see the next generation of superstar comics rising up!

  • @margot5x5x5
    @margot5x5x5 5 месяцев назад +7

    "bare handed and bucket footed is not a recipe for success" 😂😂😂🎉

  • @thr33xgaming32
    @thr33xgaming32 Год назад +36

    10:37 To be fair, a book about Henry Ford is technically an auto-biography

    • @DanielleMJones
      @DanielleMJones 3 месяца назад +1

      Okay, go to your room! (Cackled too hard and spit out my drink.) LMAOOOO 😂😂😂

  • @hhunstad2011
    @hhunstad2011 Год назад +22

    Your comedic social commentary is consistently top notch. You make it look easy!

  • @avataraarow
    @avataraarow Год назад +73

    Another killer set Josh, always makes my week better when you post one😁

  • @poeticpoems1234
    @poeticpoems1234 7 месяцев назад +4

    Autumn's 🍁🍂 my favorite time ofthe year! Not just because I'm a September baby😂 but it doesn't hurt😄 i live for Autumn❤ 🍁!

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 Год назад +17

    You nailed me. I love winter but autumn is when I can wear my boots, vest and grandpa’s coat. Im built like my grandpa so the vest and coat really emphasize my chest and it’s cozy but not wet.

  • @robertsheffey8894
    @robertsheffey8894 Год назад +16

    Autumn afternoon
    And I am astonished
    By the golden light
    That makes the dying leaf
    Glow Vibrantly
    Serene in this moment
    Moves it in joyful dance
    With gentle wind
    That soon will launch it
    On its final pirouette
    To the ground
    This tenuous connection
    To stoic tree
    Will cease
    But peaceful, graceful
    It fulfills purpose
    Well done faithful leaf

  • @jimbozium
    @jimbozium Год назад +36

    Goodness is this man talented. The last time I enjoyed someone's "non-mainstream" stand-up on RUclips was a fellow named Mark Normand 6 or so😢 years ago. This man needs to blow up (and now).

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Год назад +2

      Josh does have some Carlin in him

    • @Hal-Blue
      @Hal-Blue Год назад +1

      ​@@KINDaf Nope think Paul Mooney is one of his heroes and Paul discovered Robin Williams

  • @coolbeans5911
    @coolbeans5911 11 месяцев назад +16

    8:48 no but fr, the doctor who pioneered antiseptic procedures and hand washing protocols in his hospital was shunned by other doctors and eventually fired😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Rest in Peace Dr Ignaz Semmelweis, Father of Infection Control, Saviour of Mothersv

    • @carolannhartley359
      @carolannhartley359 15 дней назад +1

      Shunned, fired, & ended up in a mental asylum, too, I think?

    • @coolbeans5911
      @coolbeans5911 15 дней назад

      @carolannhartley359 yup! And i think he died from complications of a hand infection? Might be wrong but if so, the irony is sickening

  • @r.lum.r
    @r.lum.r Год назад +19

    This is just one individual black dude here to say that while I also love autumn for the chilly weather I fully agree that there is a special glint in white people’s eye about autumnal activities hahah
    That said, I grew up mostly in Florida in my youth where we just don’t get cold seasons & palm trees don’t really change, but after traveling & seeing autumn for REAL for real??
    Colorado taught me that the leaf color change is definitely something special lol

  • @rayah_v_dc
    @rayah_v_dc Год назад +27

    I started giggling today when I saw rows and rows of pumpkin flavored food and all of the pumpkin paraphernalia in the grocery store today. There was a gaggle of blond women in vests swooning over the pumpkin candles 😂😂😂

  • @seg112380
    @seg112380 Год назад +33

    Josh you definitely have a kind face. I doubt you can do much about that. 😂

  • @jennymoore8509
    @jennymoore8509 Год назад +12

    Two things...
    1) I am from the South, moved to the Midwest, and I love autumn... *but* I really want to visit New England. Traveling for better autumn is legit 🍂
    2) Even today, if the car doesn't stop when we want it to, we still say "Whoa" 😂🤣

  • @dougernaughtblair
    @dougernaughtblair Год назад +35

    I appreciate you putting this up for all of us to watch. Very very funny. The math stuff especially gave me the giggles. Thank you very much.

  • @FuzzyCow575
    @FuzzyCow575 Год назад +8

    Josh Johnson is the GOAT. Insightful complex material at this rate? My goodness

  • @traditionalnative
    @traditionalnative Год назад +34

    As a Native guy, killed it with the cofuckbus jokes
    I know how I spelled that, @ me

    • @mason8920
      @mason8920 8 месяцев назад

      Might a suggest Cuntlumbus?

    • @c.s.804
      @c.s.804 5 месяцев назад +2

      May I suggest colonbus ?

  • @deldena
    @deldena 8 месяцев назад +4

    I hear you - left, right, up and down always works for me. LOL

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ Год назад +55

    Creepy, but sweet: Morticians say that whether you smiled or frowned a lot in life, that's what your face will naturally return to.

  • @pmorrow9611
    @pmorrow9611 8 месяцев назад +5

    This fall/autumn segment is brilliant. It is so true and funny. All of your material is clever, original and hilarious.

  • @kkd3973
    @kkd3973 Год назад +20

    Seriously my new favorite comedian! His delivery is always on point!

  • @zach1425
    @zach1425 4 месяца назад +7

    'Mmm..That maple leaf turnin brown. Thats bars bro.'

  • @April-oh7yx
    @April-oh7yx Год назад +6

    Omg! "Bare handed and bucket footed"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tiaradub5926
    @tiaradub5926 11 месяцев назад +4

    He is hilliarous I kept watching all these clips like I don't have to work tomorrow

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby Год назад +14

    Your life is ABSOLUTELY crazy 😂😂😂😂. Thank you for sharing with us ❤

  • @willajenkins5427
    @willajenkins5427 7 месяцев назад +1

    And the colors of autumn are mesmerizing

  • @llRocketll
    @llRocketll 11 месяцев назад +5

    “I was about to learn directions.” Literally me tf too😂😂😂

  • @SharonL92
    @SharonL92 15 дней назад +2

    I feel called out, but SO seen at the same time! 🤣 When he said, “let people enjoy things,” I literally said “THANK YOU” out loud! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m so tired of getting called “basic” because I love the pumpkin flavored stuff! I’m not hurting anyone, leave me alone! 🤣

  • @tessy4018
    @tessy4018 Год назад +48

    Honestly my favourite comedian since George Carlin

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 3 месяца назад +1

      🎉🎉. Love George Carlin and miss his humor and honesty about life.

  • @breeze904
    @breeze904 Год назад +10

    Man Josh you're amazing! That "hey brotha" piece was beyond accurate 😂😂😂.

    • @Kcali111
      @Kcali111 Год назад +3

      Possibly my favorite part of this bit lol
      Glad Josh put us up on game.
      Lol 3 brothers, I'm out.......

  • @kathrynanne6332
    @kathrynanne6332 Год назад +19

    I love that you always have fresh material and fresh stuff to joke about. It's like you can make a joke out of anything. I'm always excited when I see a new upload from you! I think you're only going to keep getting more successful. And for the record, autumn IS the best season, no debate about it. 😆 I'd like to travel to see you live someday, but you should come to Denver!!!!

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  6 месяцев назад

      Denver just went on sale now. Tickets are available here www.comedyworks.com/comedians/josh-johnson

  • @toryfoster3300
    @toryfoster3300 Год назад +8

    Wow, next level talent here. Timing, subtlety, presence, and just hilarious! Definitely a big star in the making here. ❤😂

  • @bovellion
    @bovellion Год назад +6

    Every morning you’re first in my feed with new material. Does this guy open at the club every night? He needs a special now!

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings9508 Год назад +10

    As an AfAm woman, I love autumn. My favorite season. I was born during the Fall and grew up where they have TRUE fall...leaves changing colors and falling. Brisk weather. Pumpkin Spice Chai lattes. Love it!! But if you give me a choice between Pumpkin pie and Sweet Potato pie? Sweet Potato wins every time

  • @jkp1219
    @jkp1219 4 месяца назад +3

    Me watching this in May just WAITING for autumn! 🎃🍂🍁

  • @nannielson7790
    @nannielson7790 11 месяцев назад +3

    "I was about to learn directions" 😂 THIS! This is me 💯
    "Left or Right" is so my logic as well!😂

  • @vpsip123
    @vpsip123 Год назад +12

    I saw you recent live at the comedy club and it was so fucken good, it mightve been this set actually! Youre so good josh! Such a pleasure to watch your growth

  • @meroemuseum7995
    @meroemuseum7995 2 месяца назад +6

    As a blackman and veteran im lovin the comments...showin how we all alike....i love autumn...harvest time so its jelly n jam making, pies, cider m donuts❤😂

  • @edsp666
    @edsp666 10 месяцев назад +4

    That last story was hysterical 😂 I have tears in my eyes, glad the audience was laughing as hard as I was

  • @ocmoney3449
    @ocmoney3449 Год назад +8

    Bro 💪🏽 the growth over the years is crazy. Been a fan since you’ve started and you really are carving your own path. Your material is very unique and this set flowed so smooth, probably overall skill wise one of the most flawless comic sets for a upcoming comedian I’ve even seen. Said it when I first seen you on RUclips and I’ll say it again, we looking at one of the greats. Looking forward to you writing bts for tv shows as well, you be cooking with that pen 🫡

  • @rochelransom1688
    @rochelransom1688 2 месяца назад +3

    I need this type of humor on a larger scale. Show him the💰 cause he's HILARIOUS!

  • @bloostaxx6476
    @bloostaxx6476 Год назад +5

    Absolutely one of your best clips! You are indeed very great, and you're certainly one of my favorites. I cut my teeth on Pryor & Carlin. You're headed toward that level. Please come to Asheville, NC.

  • @djbabidadi2545
    @djbabidadi2545 Год назад +18

    He riffed for as long as he could get away with and then hit em with the buckets. Masterful play.

  • @user-yh8ik3xw8s
    @user-yh8ik3xw8s Месяц назад +5

    Love you, Josh

  • @mctrimm7097
    @mctrimm7097 Год назад +13

    10:35 I love how he corrected himself! He knows the difference between an autobiography and a biography. 😍 I can't stand when I hear "educated" people use the word autobiography in reference to a book somebody else wrote, it's like nobody knows the difference anymore.

  • @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550
    @cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 Год назад +6

    I never thought about yelling woah instead of hitting the brakes. THIS man is visionary!

  • @JessicaC-x4v
    @JessicaC-x4v Год назад +8

    You slay me every week! Thank you for the laughs! Can't wait until you're back in Seattle