Orcas vs Yachts, I give the Ick, and more - Josh Johnson - New York Comedy Club - Standup Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  Год назад +484

    Hi Friends! Make sure to subscribe! Upcoming shows in Arlington VA, Cedar Rapids IA, Burlington VT and more at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

    • @jashanestone
      @jashanestone Год назад +14

      Always funny and on topic with what's on all of our minds.. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂

    • @iprincemajestic2.0
      @iprincemajestic2.0 Год назад +12

      Man - you are funny as HELL!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sullivanmaxwell6764
      @sullivanmaxwell6764 Год назад +10

      Thx for more laughs when I really needed them. Come to Seattle! You'll kill it... and pick up a ton of great material possibilities, too.😅😅😅

    • @acovenofmany333
      @acovenofmany333 Год назад +6

      I have so enjoyed watching you evolve over the years! You are by far my favorite storyteller-comedian! I’ve been telling friends you’re on your way to GOAT status 🥰
      Hopefully you will come play Portland, Oregon next year! 😂🎉

    • @Ares08080
      @Ares08080 Год назад +3

      Dude!! I guess I need to get my click looked at. Fr I know that story.

  • @Laura-mi3nv
    @Laura-mi3nv Год назад +2697

    Josh, you're an icon. Most comedians do the same material for a year and you come up with new material every week. Its awesome, thanks for sharing your comedy with the world!

    • @mavigogun
      @mavigogun Год назад +12

      This week is an example of why that is a risk.

    • @nessax5136
      @nessax5136 Год назад +25

      @@mavigogunwhat do you mean?

    • @avianartis-fleary7660
      @avianartis-fleary7660 Год назад +3

      Amazing!

    • @Coffeeismylifeblood
      @Coffeeismylifeblood Год назад +10

      His mind is too active❤❤

    • @Eoin-B
      @Eoin-B 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@Coffeeismylifeblood He's like a late night host only he writes his own jokes. I see him working for one.

  • @Ramberta
    @Ramberta Год назад +1120

    "there's no quicker way to look like you have an iron deficiency that to push a pull door" this is so incredibly specific and also hilarious

    • @TonksTheFool
      @TonksTheFool 7 месяцев назад +42

      me with iron deficiency who looks exactly like he did, full action, when the darkness hits. it was so specific I was in stitches

    • @beagle808
      @beagle808 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @dray333
      @dray333 7 дней назад

      it was unusually specific and accurate - my anemia was offended lol

  • @verballynonverbal
    @verballynonverbal Год назад +1466

    "I think I just live like this now" -The feeling of everyone without health insurance

    • @aychbhomas6608
      @aychbhomas6608 Год назад +53

      That part was TOO real

    • @callmecharlie99
      @callmecharlie99 Год назад +28

      Oh god I feel this.

    • @girlybutch
      @girlybutch Год назад +16

      Or just old age..

    • @munkithestoopid
      @munkithestoopid Год назад +4

      ​@@girlybutchYo🤟🇦🇴 why not both😅

    • @Mozzarella-and-Tomato
      @Mozzarella-and-Tomato Год назад +29

      This is the most devastating part, and even so, he managed to make it so funny. Comedic genius, such a good way to have a laugh while spreading awareness and relatability about really fucked up problems.

  • @phillykat36
    @phillykat36 Год назад +767

    😂😂😂 “He’s sweet but he don’t understand doors.” I’m in tears. I guess I would’ve given the ick cuz I woulda lmao when he started slipping.

    • @MsDezB1
      @MsDezB1 11 месяцев назад +37

      That part! I'm listening at work and up until that point, was able to chuckle quietly.

    • @OwlishGeorge
      @OwlishGeorge 5 месяцев назад +11

      That shit killed me. I wanted to pretend that that isn't me... but it is ☠☠

    • @orko714
      @orko714 5 месяцев назад +11

      "It's a inny!"

    • @maralanghals8719
      @maralanghals8719 2 месяца назад +5

      That’s the reason I try to figure it out while approaching the door.

  • @hollisblinn7910
    @hollisblinn7910 7 месяцев назад +168

    When Robin Williams died I thought, 'well, that's it, I'll never find anyone who can make me laugh that hard again.' I was so wrong. Their comedic styles are so different, yet both make me laugh till my stomach hurts and the tears are flowing!

    • @tessiepinkman
      @tessiepinkman 5 месяцев назад +21

      They aren't *that* different. Sure, their comedy style is different - but they both mix in a lot of heart and thought-provoking things into their routines. Not to mention that they both are extremely humble and grounded and very, *very* good at physical comedy. So I'd say they are more alike than what one first would think :)

    • @margaretweller5684
      @margaretweller5684 3 месяца назад +10

      @@tessiepinkman : Yeah, for me it's George Carlin. So good to find someone to make me laugh like that again. Thank you, Josh.

    • @CherylThacker-p2s
      @CherylThacker-p2s 2 месяца назад +6

      I love this kid (at 78, everybody's a kid) I laugh til I'm in tears, he's fantastic

    • @myrahj1482
      @myrahj1482 Месяц назад +2

      I'm really enjoying Josh! If you're looking for clean, funny also check out Sinbad's old shows. He is also great!

    • @luvstrixie
      @luvstrixie Месяц назад +3

      @@tessiepinkmanthere’s a thin line between silly and funny. This guy is intelligently funny. I love when he brings it full circle to the heart of the message.

  • @aliceparsons6854
    @aliceparsons6854 Год назад +908

    😂 I strode confidently into a wall of mirrors on a date once. I had to pee really badly and didn't want to look like it, and the mirror was set up to make the space look bigger. It was REALLY effective. 😅 We wound up married. Please don't feel too badly about the doors. 🥰

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад +47

      😂😂 congratulations!

    • @aliceparsons6854
      @aliceparsons6854 Год назад +79

      @@LindaC616 We wound up divorced, too. My chronic ick syndrome might have been a factor. 😂🥰

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад +31

      @@aliceparsons6854 oh, no, I'm sorry to hear that! Been there

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Год назад +4

      😂

    • @MaxineShaw_84
      @MaxineShaw_84 Год назад +36

      Oh no! Lol I was smiling wide at the original comment, then...🥴
      I'm so grateful the only time this happened to me was in an empty room, but I also definitely said "excuse me"...and even waited a beat before it clicked. 🤦🏿‍♀️

  • @urge_it
    @urge_it Год назад +2749

    Josh is not pregnant but he never fails to deliver.

    • @Kalyse.
      @Kalyse. Год назад +18

      😂😂

    • @johannasildam3835
      @johannasildam3835 Год назад +20

      Josh tell me about your feelings when it comes to Matt rife getting a special... what it was... vs what you could do with the same stage 😅 hope you get your big break soon! you really deserve it!!! constant new material!

    • @reneejett6509
      @reneejett6509 11 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@johannasildam3835 I don't usually like to compare celebrities, but in the case of someone as disgusting as Matt Rife... He's nothing compared to respectful comedy gold like Josh Johnson

    • @holifae
      @holifae 11 месяцев назад +24

      @@reneejett6509and josh glowed up naturally + doesn't look like he swallowed a bike seat

    • @jamekatenort4123
      @jamekatenort4123 9 месяцев назад

      @@johannasildam3835Josh has a special on Peacock!

  • @januaryhymn
    @januaryhymn Год назад +667

    the “like a horse on cobble” i can’t get over it 😂

    • @januaryhymn
      @januaryhymn Год назад +46

      PAUL REVERE. real tears lmfao

    • @ItsChristyLove
      @ItsChristyLove Год назад +19

      I ROLLED!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @moxiebombshell
      @moxiebombshell 11 месяцев назад +16

      I have never laughed so hard and so loud in a room all by myself 😆💀

    • @laurabmayron9325
      @laurabmayron9325 6 месяцев назад +5

      My stomach hurts from laughing, it’s too funny

    • @adamschank7703
      @adamschank7703 3 месяца назад +3

      They don't call it cowgirl for nothing.

  • @ChristopherWilley1
    @ChristopherWilley1 Год назад +231

    “It’s an innie”
    “Horse on cobble”
    So many good phrases! That clicking bit is killer

  • @aychbhomas6608
    @aychbhomas6608 Год назад +206

    "It's an innie" and "this tastes like work" absolutely SLAYED me

  • @TW4165
    @TW4165 11 месяцев назад +100

    When he said , "Now I started clicking off rhythm 😂😂😂, I was even more done😂😂😂😂

  • @bandilenzimande4235
    @bandilenzimande4235 11 месяцев назад +215

    “Look, I understand doors like, I got a door in my room.”😂😂

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Год назад +178

    "How is it for you? We should talk" had me snorting out loud.

  • @jakerz0
    @jakerz0 Год назад +397

    “He’s sweet, but he don’t understand doors” 😂😂😂

    • @JulieeEliz
      @JulieeEliz 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 ☠️☠️☠️

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 11 месяцев назад +104

    Decades from now, future generations will talk about the classic Josh Johnson set: _The Ick and the Click._

  • @BuruIgeru
    @BuruIgeru Год назад +1317

    Gather round once again friends for the Weekly Josh News Roundup 😍

    • @Dzokhar
      @Dzokhar Год назад

      We don't deserve him. He deserves better than us RUclips cretins.

    • @mycology5242
      @mycology5242 Год назад +13

      Damn straight

    • @tclm
      @tclm Год назад +6

      Completely!

    • @octiiXpies
      @octiiXpies Год назад +14

      He could be the assistant host for "last week tonight with john oliver" at this point

    • @keisharice6713
      @keisharice6713 3 месяца назад

      Or he could get his own show ​@@octiiXpies

  • @quentinbrown9635
    @quentinbrown9635 Год назад +673

    I look forward to Josh Johnson premieres. Still hoping for a Netflix special.

    • @dylanmaxey2531
      @dylanmaxey2531 Год назад +39

      He has a new special on Peacock TV

    • @AlwaysLisaLisa
      @AlwaysLisaLisa Год назад +15

      Netflix is so dull to me now. This would be a great add

    • @ra_bi_ah
      @ra_bi_ah Год назад

      @@dylanmaxey2531 Thanks!

    • @kimicappiello5480
      @kimicappiello5480 3 месяца назад +3

      RUclips is free... for now.

  • @joykinser3444
    @joykinser3444 6 месяцев назад +45

    I love when Josh makes himself laugh. It is so adorable.

  • @robindoucette9711
    @robindoucette9711 3 месяца назад +17

    Oh my God, I am completely home by myself and laughing out loud like a crazy person. For real my favorite comedian!

  • @beachpreachr1894
    @beachpreachr1894 8 месяцев назад +98

    I’m feeling better listening to Josh battling depression and anxiety.

    • @salchipapa5843
      @salchipapa5843 7 месяцев назад +14

      Same here. He's definitely my new favorite comedian.

  • @CJ-gi1jh
    @CJ-gi1jh Год назад +85

    "She sounding like a full Paul Revere!" 😂 Good shit man

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey Год назад +727

    Orcas are incredibly intelligent. They speak different "languages" and have bigger emotional parts of the brain than us. If anyone is gonna take us down, I'm glad it's them 😂

    • @nethkenm
      @nethkenm Год назад +61

      Also, they never attack people. They just attack the boats

    • @Fernando31611
      @Fernando31611 Год назад +6

      We need to eat them in higher quantities.

    • @zljmbo
      @zljmbo Год назад +35

      ok but do you know about boars? I personally cheer for both sides equally as the age of men is at its end

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork Год назад

      @@zljmbo 90% of violent crimes are comited by men so you have point. Us women can just go parthenogenesis style.
      fraud however will be the same, as it's 50-50 now.

    • @zljmbo
      @zljmbo Год назад

      @@Fernando31611 do you think ....humans eat killer whales?

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam Год назад +108

    I like that when he is self deprecating it is in a vulnerable relatable way. It feels like a friend telling you a story about something they are embarrassed about.

  • @hanzohattiori1737
    @hanzohattiori1737 Год назад +96

    "That's not good foreshadowing..."😅😅😅😅

  • @micaelawearne
    @micaelawearne Год назад +110

    Without a doubt my favourite comedian right now. The quality and quantity of content is so good.

  • @feraljane
    @feraljane 9 месяцев назад +69

    “That tastes like work!” You killed me with that.
    And I want to know what kind of magical life that girl has lived that she never struggled with an electrical outlet and plug…

  • @daisyabyaru9311
    @daisyabyaru9311 Год назад +113

    I live for Josh's storytelling..... I often feel like sending him information about some of the stranger-than-fiction stuff that happens in my country just so I can hear the JJ take on things....... keep rising, Josh!

    • @thestormlscoming
      @thestormlscoming Год назад +4

      not a bad idea! I'd love to hear it

    • @daisyabyaru9311
      @daisyabyaru9311 Год назад

      @@thestormlscoming dear Lord where do I begin???? I have to send you links or something. That ok?

  • @kathybell6268
    @kathybell6268 Год назад +294

    Ah Josh I was laughing so hard at your ick experiences that I started to choke and cough hard and I became my own ick sitting by myself watching you! You are a gifted performer!

    • @Relativecalm2
      @Relativecalm2 Год назад +32

      Totally did the same. Had to pause the video to recover - on the up side if no one is there to witness the ick moment, then maybe it doesn’t count! 😂

    • @mowmowmcleod
      @mowmowmcleod Год назад +11

      😂 same

  • @AHDBification
    @AHDBification 8 месяцев назад +30

    It's been a long ass time since I was literally laughing out loud. My god. Amazing.

  • @kiraweaver8039
    @kiraweaver8039 Год назад +175

    😂😂😂 He's hilarious he needs more of his own full-length specials ❤

  • @lolasmom6489
    @lolasmom6489 5 месяцев назад +18

    Nothing like being able to always confidently hit the LIKE button for Josh before you watch.

  • @jameshall4382
    @jameshall4382 Год назад +62

    That throw away "...then i pulled a push" 😂

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 8 месяцев назад +3

      Right when you think "well, can happen, could be worse.." 😆

    • @margaretweller5684
      @margaretweller5684 3 месяца назад

      Ogden Nash a 50s doggerel writer, had a poem about pushing doors marked pull and pulling doors marked push.

  • @whispermason8052
    @whispermason8052 Год назад +775

    I liked this so much. I gave it a thumbs up. It starts in 4 hours. It could be his best work yet, or not, will find out in 4 hours. Smash that like button!

    • @whispermason8052
      @whispermason8052 Год назад +120

      I just shared this with all my contacts. 4 hours from now. It's like I'm sharing the future. I think now maybe the title should be upgraded to " highly anticipated"

    • @staynlesjl
      @staynlesjl Год назад +32

      He is definitely 🔥 but stop being a groupie u going out sad bud

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  Год назад +201

      Appreciate it!

    • @whispermason8052
      @whispermason8052 Год назад +35

      @@staynlesjl ok, but now works over and I'm seeing there's 33 minutes left to post. It's like an Amazon package that's between 12 and 4 pm delivery time. You're by the door so it doesn't get snatched and you know it's not showing up until 3:53 but because the notice was early you though just maybe it'd be 1pm. So you ran out of things to do at the door , you don't want to go to the bathroom because you know it's gonna come when you're away from the door. So now you're half mad because it should just be here already and you're sure the driver's been parked around the corner alphabetized boxes just so he doesn't get there sooner. Your wondering I'd the dog should be somewhere else because he could like or not like dogs. You're thinking how to make you're door the most deliverable to, then yelling at you're phone because there's 32 minutes left now

    • @whispermason8052
      @whispermason8052 Год назад +13

      @@JoshJohnsonComedy now I went with you're on everything because just once I want someone to complain "it's your and not you're". Then I can say. That's not what yhe other guy said, can you're group get together with your group and work it out and tell everyone from there. All this cross correcting is throwing us all off and it's you're your faults.

  • @nonyabidness5708
    @nonyabidness5708 6 месяцев назад +13

    "That's not good foreshadowing"... how did this not get an amazing response? That was hilarious.

  • @willsx2
    @willsx2 Год назад +127

    Josh is so funny. I love the way he tells stories,his timing is great.

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack Год назад +3

      Yes his timing is great... except when he hits the 1 & the 3 on the clicks. 😂

    • @willsx2
      @willsx2 Год назад

      ​@@themaggattack🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheIncredibleJounan
    @TheIncredibleJounan 4 месяца назад +9

    Your door anecdote is by far my absolute favourite. It is amazing.

  • @leomarilyn4232
    @leomarilyn4232 7 месяцев назад +65

    His story telling quality his voice is so calming you almost forget that this is the setup he's saying a joke

  • @cattmartyr8156
    @cattmartyr8156 11 месяцев назад +645

    Crowd missed the punch line “You should work for the cops where you can make money being bad at what you do”

    • @betsyolsson-mackowski7682
      @betsyolsson-mackowski7682 6 месяцев назад +23

      😂I caught it. Very nice! Sic burn! 🔥

    • @michellehawley9255
      @michellehawley9255 3 месяца назад +7

      IKR? I thought it was very clever :)

    • @JillK.-vv6uh
      @JillK.-vv6uh 3 месяца назад +2

      I missed it but dang!

    • @keisharice6713
      @keisharice6713 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@JillK.-vv6uhbut you did finally get it right and I'm sure you then burst out right 😂😂😂😂

    • @grugotube
      @grugotube 20 дней назад +1

      And D.A.R.E. 😂

  • @Lady.Thirteen
    @Lady.Thirteen 7 месяцев назад +15

    I love that he uses a different $5 word every set, just one, slips it in there. It’s beautiful and subtle.

  • @ForZBirds
    @ForZBirds 8 месяцев назад +18

    Always laughing until tears are flowing! Josh is so very funny & yes he needs a Netflix special. Now that he is on the Daily Show, perhaps the right people will see him & start getting this guy out there!

  • @borlanderobertson5666
    @borlanderobertson5666 10 месяцев назад +8

    I came across a video of yours the other day. Every one since has been awesome. Thanks for the laughs.❤

  • @ayamempress1579
    @ayamempress1579 Год назад +51

    I know many have said it, but the comedic timing is too good.... imagine hanging on the edge of one of his grumble-pauses just before the punchline, it teases and sends me. The awkward pauses are hilarious too... we know its going left, but always more left than we think, lol. Like how can you be soooooo laid back in demeanour and full of energy at the same time. You bring us along for any story you have to tell and we are immediately, fully invested. I look forward to each installment you give and see you refining and improving your craft.

  • @tressinar
    @tressinar 2 месяца назад +4

    Thank you, Josh, for ALWAYS making me laugh, cry, and really think about situations.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robinedwards8796
    @robinedwards8796 Год назад +62

    Josh, your comedy helps me not feel so much doom for a bit. I love that you put out such great content frequently. Keep gettin' it! ☺

  • @halhewell7769
    @halhewell7769 10 месяцев назад +26

    Handsome, charming, intelligent- my husband and I love this young man. Keep it up, Josh.

    • @Chris-fn4df
      @Chris-fn4df 14 дней назад

      Calm down, thirsty girl.

  • @candigirl62
    @candigirl62 Год назад +192

    As a person who has a knee click from a fall this was hilarious. I hate walking fast it’s like echolocation. People can know exactly where I’m at and where I’m going they just follow the click . I was shocked that being in your 30s could feel like this 😂

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 9 месяцев назад +15

      The 30s are a humbling experience, to be sure. The most humbling thing since the 20s.

    • @TonksTheFool
      @TonksTheFool 7 месяцев назад +16

      I'm almost 31, and used to crack like a glowstick just getting up when I was in my 20's. I'm one fall away from becoming a clicker.

    • @theletterm8865
      @theletterm8865 5 месяцев назад +7

      i have a knee click too ... but i'm not even 20 yet so i'm. not sure where that gets me lmao

    • @JulieeEliz
      @JulieeEliz 2 месяца назад

      @@TonksTheFool
      Ditto!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏼

    • @robynvanhorn
      @robynvanhorn 2 месяца назад

      My jaw clicks when i eat
      So it sounds like im chomping on my food.

  • @dunwitch
    @dunwitch Год назад +39

    I can't believe how much this dude slays. SO gat-damn funny. Best young comic in the USA.

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ Год назад +39

    This feels like classic Josh and also an elevation of his style at the same time. He's an artist.

  • @sullivanmaxwell6764
    @sullivanmaxwell6764 Год назад +44

    Got some of the worst news of my life today, and I'm sitting here literally laughing out loud. Getting old and didn't think any naturally great comics were still out there. Josh be like Pryor Rickles and Hope all rolled into one amazingly funny guy who really knows the meaning of timing and delivery. Keep it up, Josh, we need you! ps, come to Seattle, please!

  • @jjjdkdkdkddjdjjd
    @jjjdkdkdkddjdjjd Год назад +3

    Danke!

  • @leonessity
    @leonessity 11 месяцев назад +36

    "...I got a door in my room!" OMG!! I almost died laughing, when I suddenly had the epiphany that I've been looking at myself all wrong for years. I shouldn't be with someone who just watches me push on most any door, until I figure it out for myself.
    I should be with someone who pulls on doors, as often as I tend to push on them, so that way we both look like mental midgets who belong together, when we're out in public!! I could write a book about it and title it: 'Idiotic Equality as it pertains to a healthy, happy relationship.'

  • @tutinn_
    @tutinn_ 10 месяцев назад +29

    "Can i borrow a couple dollars till i get paid" is the most relatable ish ive ever heard 😂😂 because i too know some guys from high school who have CHOSEN to be dealers and yet have hmu to borrow money! 😂😂😂

  • @whatabouttheearth
    @whatabouttheearth 10 месяцев назад +19

    😂 the Orcas be like "South Sea Cetaceans, straight out of the benthic"

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 8 месяцев назад +3

      Omg I really saw and HEARD an orca gang do that while I was reading it😂 This comment hasn't gotten nearly enough likes.

  • @reubenlee6438
    @reubenlee6438 Год назад +58

    This has to be in his top 10 best routines. Each story was so well timed and worded perfectly. These were masterful jokes from a well seasoned comedian. He's in my top 5 best comedians this year without question. Amazing stand up again

  • @TheFetter04
    @TheFetter04 4 месяца назад +9

    Someone get this kid a Netflix special! I could watch him for hours on end!

  • @pri_shay_dior
    @pri_shay_dior Год назад +76

    That ick part reminds me of how no one ever truly talks about their "toxic trait". It's always something that's not really bad at all. Lol.

    • @Tamara-ju3lh
      @Tamara-ju3lh Год назад +19

      Haha yeah it's like the "what is your weakness" question in job interviews. No one really says what they suck at.

    • @gz5405
      @gz5405 Год назад +26

      “My toxic trait? I just love too hard🥺” - a psycho

    • @nikistevenson1550
      @nikistevenson1550 Год назад +9

      ​@@gz5405I was taught in school to always put a positive spin on "my weakness", so this comment does that perfectly. 😅

    • @ColdSprite
      @ColdSprite 11 месяцев назад +5

      I laughed when he brought it up cause on my last date I dropped a cup of water and it landed on my pants and I just knew it was over. Lmao I didn’t even try to “win “ her over I seen it in her face 😂😂

  • @chadhumbert1791
    @chadhumbert1791 Год назад +30

    Dude is soooo comfortable on stage 💯

  • @elfari100
    @elfari100 9 месяцев назад +5

    Low key story teller that finds funny everwhere, every day. Thanks for the regular dose of chuckles

  • @GOODINTENTIONS_HEALING
    @GOODINTENTIONS_HEALING Год назад +41

    I love....how you give us live, new stand up every week! I look forward to this! Every time....lol
    You spoiling us Josh...
    Another great set!!💞

  • @clairlaa
    @clairlaa Год назад +17

    Literally the funniest man out right now!! 😂 usually I have one or two funny segments that I really like but since I’ve been watching all his videos, literally every segment he does is hilarious and a favorite of mine. Can’t wait until he has a show in North Carolina

  • @donnashomin357
    @donnashomin357 3 месяца назад +21

    Here I am a 65 year old white Republican conservative woman of Southern ancestry laughing my ass off. I love this guy my Grand daughter turned me onto to Josh. She just turned 13. Just shows we can and should laugh at ourselves and listen to all sides of every issue!

  • @D415h4n34
    @D415h4n34 Год назад +44

    Great set Josh! Love that these get posted for us fans outside of NY🙌🏿

  • @teresasavi8821
    @teresasavi8821 Год назад +13

    The Full Paul Revere - Josh’s special move 😊 😂. Great show. TY!

  • @jiloujensen2498
    @jiloujensen2498 Год назад +24

    "You clicking on the 1 and the 3, everyone know it's bad" ahahah

  • @nashsevenofficial
    @nashsevenofficial Год назад +26

    Bro you are relly good, the way that you change the subjects and keep the energy is flawless. Amazing performance.

  • @theblackrabbit2011
    @theblackrabbit2011 Год назад +18

    Dude this was great. I spit my coffee on my desk. I appreciate you sharing your talents with us and giving us something to laugh at.

  • @tareemacombs6525
    @tareemacombs6525 Год назад +37

    I love Josh he is really that guy you wait for because he tells jokes with social media news! Honestly he never misses a beat just like the internet when they post memes and gifs😂 Keep going handsome

  • @sb-b3071
    @sb-b3071 Год назад +19

    Just came back from 3 weeks away and have 30+ mins of Josh Johnson to watch and laugh my ass off 😂😂.
    Thank you Josh.

  • @lyndellrobinson3611
    @lyndellrobinson3611 Год назад +19

    Gotta love Josh! "Ooh that tastes like work." 😂😂😂

  • @karens346
    @karens346 2 месяца назад +3

    It’s so great to laugh out loud. Love Josh.

  • @SushiPaiPai
    @SushiPaiPai Год назад +10

    The orcas part was just good.😂 Hearing that while being attacked would definitely make it scarier.
    Also, I kept remembering that orcas like to play with their food, which includes throwing them in the air and practically playing pass with each other. That coupled with the sounds...☠️😅

  • @mfcurations
    @mfcurations 8 месяцев назад +40

    ..."so I moved my bed..." 🤣

  • @rebeccatomlin3916
    @rebeccatomlin3916 Год назад +7

    I am peeing myself in laughter this is too good

  • @yoshilulu2321
    @yoshilulu2321 7 месяцев назад +7

    I'm at work laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. My coworkers probably think I'm nuts 😂😂😂

  • @andrewwebb604
    @andrewwebb604 9 месяцев назад +20

    This guy is becoming one of my favorite new comics.

  • @khendamustafa8373
    @khendamustafa8373 Год назад +57

    Josh Johnson should be the new host of The Daily Show.

    • @AllunderHispurview
      @AllunderHispurview Год назад +13

      He's already a writer for the show. Give him a chance, Comedy Central!

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 10 месяцев назад +4

      Good news, everybody... He's a correspondent now

  • @ra_bi_ah
    @ra_bi_ah Год назад +44

    I love that not only was I laughing because I push "Pull" doors at random, but also that I have an iron deficiency 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WhiteTiger333
    @WhiteTiger333 4 месяца назад +6

    The rich people go in the water and Orcas are like - not in my 'hood! LOL!

  • @therealdeal3672
    @therealdeal3672 Год назад +9

    Always excited to find a new Josh Johnson set! Makes me laugh hard and then all of a sudden it ends so fast! More, more! 😂❤ 👏

  • @meggc5858
    @meggc5858 Год назад +188

    Fun fact!! Orcas aren't whales, they're technically a type of dolphin!! The second you said they sound like dolphins I was like "WELL BUCKLE THE F*CK UP" lmao

    • @AlexSciChannel
      @AlexSciChannel Год назад +42

      Technically all dolphins are whales because they're cetaceans. There are 2 types of whales. Toothed whales and Baleen whales. Orcas fall in the former.

    • @DesecratedTTV
      @DesecratedTTV 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@AlexSciChannel Only in Josh Johnson's fucking comment section would I learn such cursed knowledge about sea mammals.

    • @TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglish
      @TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglish 9 месяцев назад +3

      They (orcas) are also carivors and an apex peditor.

    • @earthknight60
      @earthknight60 9 месяцев назад +11

      Dolphins are a subclass of whales..
      Saying orcas (dolphins) are not whales (cetaceans) is like saying the panthera genus (lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, etc) are not felids (cats).

    • @QobelD
      @QobelD 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglishmore about that, Antarctic Killer whales and Biggs Killer whale are the only known Orcas who hunt anything except fish.

  • @nancyb.430
    @nancyb.430 Год назад +15

    Bro JJ, the Ick and Click, almost gave me a heart attack 😂😂😂

  • @toma5153
    @toma5153 8 месяцев назад +7

    Came here on a recommendation for the orca v. boat skit. The whole show was great. Glad I found this.

  • @CinemaLaHuerta
    @CinemaLaHuerta Год назад +16

    This is a wild episode of hold up!

  • @SaneKoi13
    @SaneKoi13 Год назад +21

    I havent laughed that hard in so long *the plug joke got me crying

  • @gl1723
    @gl1723 Год назад +5

    @joshjohnsoncomedy
    I 💚LOVED💚 every moment of this! She's clickin' like Paul Revere! 😂🤣😂 OMG! That's not ok!
    My favorite comedians have the best thing in common...they laugh at their own jokes. You get the biggest smile! And I automatically smile back, duh! Thanks for the laughter! 💚

  • @anitapallenberg80
    @anitapallenberg80 7 месяцев назад +3

    Josh, I love you and your work so much! You're my favourite comedian and truly a blessing to this world! ❤

  • @vs1399
    @vs1399 Год назад +7

    The orca jokes had me out 😂😂😂. So silly I love it. Great work ❤😂❤

  • @lynnsupp4098
    @lynnsupp4098 18 дней назад +1

    Josh is the best! SO intelligent, original and understated. Genius!

  • @shmazpootaz4331
    @shmazpootaz4331 Год назад +22

    "Full Paul Revere" is wild XD

  • @joygernautm6641
    @joygernautm6641 7 месяцев назад +3

    I love that you always have fresh takes on what’s happening now. I saw Jerry Seinfeld standup a while back and he still telling the same jokes from 30 years ago. I swear he hasn’t written material in decades.

  • @dremillz3241
    @dremillz3241 7 месяцев назад +3

    My new favorite comedian!!! His comedy style is awesome and the fact he stays up with current events is great!

  • @gaylechilders2124
    @gaylechilders2124 7 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @thewiymc5850
    @thewiymc5850 8 месяцев назад +7

    Hope you make it big. Your material is original and hilarious.

  • @jayvinwilliams8508
    @jayvinwilliams8508 Год назад +22

    "youre sweet but you don't understand doors" lollllll

  • @moewarriorsfan
    @moewarriorsfan Год назад +40

    Orcas are like…Eat the rich!!!

  • @normanholmes11
    @normanholmes11 3 месяца назад +5

    The only comedian I know that almost never laugh's at his own joke but is always relatable and funny to everyone else

  • @sometimesising1016
    @sometimesising1016 Год назад +18

    I needed this today, dude, thank you

  • @maryelizabeth2751
    @maryelizabeth2751 4 месяца назад +2

    You are legit making my life better Josh. I’m going through a hard time so I watch one of your videos every single day, and you never fail to make me belly laugh! Thank you for bringing so much joy into the world!

  • @adamaloof1334
    @adamaloof1334 Год назад +17

    Dude you kill me every drop but this has been one of my favorites so far. Keep Killin bruh