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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
  • My associate and I ask you an entire series of deep, existential, philosophic questions and write down your answers to each one.
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    What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
    Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

Комментарии • 842

  • @kikotanto2980
    @kikotanto2980 6 лет назад +1261

    12:50 well, I'd say my favourite toe(s) would be my two big toes, since they're the ones doing a lot of the work of holding me up, although it's quite a close race, because without the rest of my toes I'd still probably fall over every two steps, plus, my smallest toes are just kinda cute compared to the rest of the other ones, because the rest are just awkwardly long (I'm exaggerating just for comedic effect, I'm not actually insulting my own toes), another thing is that even though I say my favourite toes are my two big toes then i don't really show it, because lately they've been taking a beating because the little black rubber thingies on the rugby field I play on get into my shoes and burn the top layer of the skin on these two toes (mainly), so really, honestly, I couldn't say, it really is one of the toughest questions I've been ever asked.

    • @Jadee95
      @Jadee95 6 лет назад +39

      Why does this comment have only 4 likes? Mine included ofc love you bby

    • @abhouston1
      @abhouston1 6 лет назад +26

      I have a double jointed toe it looks fucked up.

    • @shloombaby336
      @shloombaby336 6 лет назад +11

      me too thanks

    • @mateomarquez4343
      @mateomarquez4343 6 лет назад +3

      Kiko Tanto s

    • @LimitIsIllusion
      @LimitIsIllusion 6 лет назад +11

      That pinky toe is completely useless. I can't even get it to grip the grouse. We have evolved out of its use.

  • @heykenzo4284
    @heykenzo4284 6 лет назад +1550

    Ephemeral Rift: The master of combining things that are made to let you sleep with things that prevent you from sleeping.

    • @TheReeShow
      @TheReeShow 6 лет назад +15

      Henrique Kenzo exactly my thoughts haha

    • @111455
      @111455 6 лет назад +14

      just like the thought of death itself

    • @gnostia1302
      @gnostia1302 6 лет назад +5

      Henrique Kenzo even though i slept like a baaaaaby but what you said is true

    • @eleonoraduka7328
      @eleonoraduka7328 6 лет назад

      Saa nije kompa

    • @AmberyTear
      @AmberyTear 6 лет назад +3

      Unless you already figure it all out for yourself and now you can chill while others struggle. XD

  • @braeden9350
    @braeden9350 6 лет назад +679

    I love it when Rift collabs.

    • @ellisdee2338
      @ellisdee2338 4 года назад +5

      Underated comment XD

    • @navyactor
      @navyactor 4 года назад +17

      He collabed with Jimin Junglecock from popular K-pop group BTS

    • @veddate997
      @veddate997 3 года назад +3

      Bruh

    • @keychain3039
      @keychain3039 2 года назад +5

      @@navyactor Ollie london

  • @testing85
    @testing85 6 лет назад +580

    How do you spend your day?
    -Hanging out with friends-
    *Laying in bed having an existential crisis*

  • @ebgamer29
    @ebgamer29 6 лет назад +694

    The day rift has an unoriginal thought is the day the world ends.

    • @tjm8994able
      @tjm8994able 6 лет назад +4

      Ethan Bell dddddddsddsddddssdddssddsddddddddddddddddsdddddsdsdddddddddddssdddddddddsddddddddddddsddssddddddddddddsddsddsddddddddddddddddddddssdddddddddddddddddsdddsdddddddsddddddddddddsddddddddddddsdddsdddddsdddddsddsddddsddddsdddddddddsddddddsddddsdddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddsddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddsdsddddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddddsddddddddsdsdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddssddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddsdddssddddddsdddddsddddsddddddddddddddsdddddddddddsdddddsdddddddsdsddddddddddddddddddddddddddsdddddsdddddddddddddddsddsssdddddssdddddsddddssddddddsddddsddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddsdddddddddsssdddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddsddddddddddsddddsddsddddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddsdddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddsdddddsdddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddc

    • @fangalien7245
      @fangalien7245 6 лет назад +5

      Tyler McCormick I agree

    • @LeDingueDeJeuxVideos
      @LeDingueDeJeuxVideos 5 лет назад +9

      He must have had countless unoriginal ideas but made them original

    • @gfhdhsbdbwuiugdhe1254
      @gfhdhsbdbwuiugdhe1254 5 лет назад +4

      Tyler McCormick Well put, sir. An astute observation!

    • @MOON-wl2eg
      @MOON-wl2eg 4 года назад

      Hahaha... I hope it doesn't happen right now

  • @r.m.s.1085
    @r.m.s.1085 6 лет назад +262

    I love the way he pronounced "comfortable"

    • @peelsreklaw
      @peelsreklaw 6 лет назад +7

      Hey, I just checked out your Liquid Shaking video. It's not bad at all! I like the sounds a lot and you seem confident. One thing I noticed is the "popping" effect from your voice/breathing. You might want to consider a pop filter for your microphone.
      You're definitely the youngest ASMR creator I've seen. Honestly this might turn some people away, but I encourage you to keep going! Have fun. And ignore any trolls who try to mess with you.

    • @liladesroches3941
      @liladesroches3941 4 года назад +11

      come-four-ta-bull

    • @christianlauren5883
      @christianlauren5883 Год назад

      @@liladesroches3941 comftabĕl

  • @mar2982
    @mar2982 6 лет назад +130

    "Who are you?"
    *writes down: subject doesn't have a fucking clue*

  • @nibindringiel
    @nibindringiel 6 лет назад +210

    ER: What is the meaning of life?
    Me: 42!
    ER: And please refrain from...
    Me: Too late!

    • @elliecarrington9757
      @elliecarrington9757 6 лет назад +6

      nibindringiel i did the exact same thing!

    • @yesiamsureienteredmynameco2103
      @yesiamsureienteredmynameco2103 6 лет назад +3

      Don't Panic mate

    • @killmepls7865
      @killmepls7865 6 лет назад +3

      Great book :)

    • @endermage77
      @endermage77 5 лет назад +2

      That doesn't work though.
      42 is the answer to/meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
      Life by itself would therefore be something _less than_ 42.

    • @jeaniciasparkles
      @jeaniciasparkles 4 года назад

      Crap where is that from? I can’t remember lol

  • @antonb6196
    @antonb6196 6 лет назад +231

    6:40
    Are we truly free?
    "No not really"
    Proceeds to write like 2 pages of my answer

  • @brian8718
    @brian8718 6 лет назад +658

    I want the mannequin to tap its fingers, just once.

  • @ObviouslyASMR
    @ObviouslyASMR 6 лет назад +527

    These are the questions that got me out of a darker time in my life a couple years ago, there's still one I haven't figured out though; is it really possible for humans to live without ketchup and mustard 🤔🤔🤔

    • @TheBladeOfTheHero
      @TheBladeOfTheHero 6 лет назад +19

      ObviouslyASMR I've lived without both for years

    • @hatz1107
      @hatz1107 6 лет назад +6

      Relish

    • @CDHyena
      @CDHyena 6 лет назад +17

      ObviouslyASMR the real questions we should be asking are *what if you don't get shown the car fax?,what if life was just like the sims and someone is making us do the things we do?,what if we had a bone pizza?, dogs,cats or raccoons* and *whats is love? And will a baby hurt you?*

    • @graysonperdue9402
      @graysonperdue9402 6 лет назад +2

      ObviouslyASMR yes

    • @uhtredofbebbanburg5748
      @uhtredofbebbanburg5748 6 лет назад +3

      U gay dutch

  • @theviewerofart
    @theviewerofart 6 лет назад +125

    It is my belief that life is meaningless, but rather than that being frightening or depressing I find it liberating. If life has no inherent meaning or purpose, if nothing has any inherent value, the the only value and purpose that remain are what we humans ascribe to things. This leaves us all the architects of our own reality, the masters of our own morality. What you think is important, is. And what you don't, isn't. And so we give our own lives meaning by doing the things we love, and needn't worry about our purpose ever again for it is intertwined with our very desires.
    Also this point of view means I get to be a lazy piece of shit so long as it pleases me to do so, which clearly makes it the superior philosophy.

  • @navnaravon9950
    @navnaravon9950 6 лет назад +80

    Make a video labeled "First time ASMR" and its just the mannequin in front of a camera alone for 20 minutes while you made noises with tinfoil, cardboard, and rubber really slow off screen. And if you really want to make it good, make the camera slowly pan in towards the mannequin's face as the video progresses.

  • @penyuwan
    @penyuwan 6 лет назад +245

    Never seen a person who stares back into your soul without blinking. Its creepy.

    • @kingrootbeer8656
      @kingrootbeer8656 6 лет назад +6

      Ever watch Daithi de Nogla?

    • @Scoobydum900
      @Scoobydum900 6 лет назад

      +Sans The Skeleton JOOOEEEEEE

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 6 лет назад +8

      You have clearly have never seen a hungry puppy. XD

    • @grifvii9843
      @grifvii9843 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah. And the guy in the left is pretty creepy too

    • @penyuwan
      @penyuwan 6 лет назад

      absolutely

  • @davido5317
    @davido5317 6 лет назад +53

    This video should have featured Dave as the character and been titled *"Questions: Deep ones with a Deep One"*

  • @monty6726
    @monty6726 2 года назад +15

    Whoever did the subtitles, you're a legend

  • @antonkottorp3148
    @antonkottorp3148 6 лет назад +127

    Don’t move or blink for 34 minuted and 6 seconds if you’re being held hostage!

  • @ZacoBro
    @ZacoBro 6 лет назад +44

    28:03 Turn captions on 😂

  • @chill3282
    @chill3282 6 лет назад +29

    *ER asks life existential question*
    Me: Um, well I'm not too sur-
    ER: Okay *already writing down my answer*
    Me: WAIT

  • @siroctopus2652
    @siroctopus2652 5 лет назад +28

    To be honest, the thought of not having an afterlife had always bothered me, especially if I died an early death, but then when I sort of began to believe that humanity's purpose in life was to make some form of difference, I realised that in my death, regardless of how small it would be, I would still be doing the same thing I lived for. And one of my teachers in high school said that we live to die, and for some people that is haunting, but it's the idea that we should work to have no regrets in death, to do all we have to do in life so we can move on.

    • @angeloliver7613
      @angeloliver7613 2 года назад +4

      Dude...go to sleep

    • @sou-chan
      @sou-chan 28 дней назад

      Dude there is an afterlife we're just here as a matter of a test. Search more about religion Islam"

  • @kenzotoda5278
    @kenzotoda5278 6 лет назад +72

    After watching this i'm going to sleep...
    For eternity.

    • @lostinsound_wav
      @lostinsound_wav 3 года назад

      Aye still sleeping?

    • @m-mori
      @m-mori 3 года назад

      Still sleeping?

    • @jakupi1304
      @jakupi1304 3 года назад

      @@m-mori I think he gone bruh

    • @m-mori
      @m-mori 3 года назад

      @@jakupi1304 How are you today?

    • @anastasiskal2608
      @anastasiskal2608 3 года назад

      Buddy? You still sleeping?

  • @EclipseColdfire
    @EclipseColdfire 6 лет назад +15

    Okay, you need to start uploading the list of the questions you're asking. This would be fun to ask a friend!

  • @tomdavidson4164
    @tomdavidson4164 6 лет назад +27

    I swear to god one of these days that mannequin is gonna blink or move an arm, and on that day I shall thoroughly shit my pants 😁

    • @calebbergmann9146
      @calebbergmann9146 6 лет назад +1

      Tom Davidson summer? Over.
      Titties? Out.
      Pants? Shitted.

  • @therossshow6427
    @therossshow6427 6 лет назад +16

    ER: Who are you?
    Me: On all level except physical I am a wolf.

  • @ladyofthekitty6405
    @ladyofthekitty6405 6 лет назад +129

    I am in class right now.
    I should be listening to my class. I really should. University is something serious.
    ...Fuck it ER uploaded, I'm gonna sleep.

    • @andrea.7929
      @andrea.7929 6 лет назад

      Cat Commander Cactus Same, but to me is my teacher that makes me sleep.

    • @SpiritLemon
      @SpiritLemon 6 лет назад +1

      Cat Commander Cactus i highly recommend you to keep watching ER he has some serious KNOWLEDGE

    • @mosca1907
      @mosca1907 6 лет назад

      Cat Commander Cactus
      Au

    • @perfectlyprejudice7530
      @perfectlyprejudice7530 6 лет назад

      Cat Commander Cactus me tooo

  • @dead_protagonist
    @dead_protagonist 6 лет назад +6

    your associate got that "fuck, i just shat myself" look on his face

  • @ekosturn
    @ekosturn 6 лет назад +26

    the doll's face reminds me of Jon Snow lmao

    • @emilyhancock3456
      @emilyhancock3456 6 лет назад

      oh dear.. should've gone to SpecSavers

    • @Poroner
      @Poroner 4 года назад

      it's the "somebody pissed in my cereal this morning" eyes

  • @eliasD4
    @eliasD4 6 лет назад +8

    1:06 "Who are you?"
    I.AM.THE.SENATE!

  • @deathmetalpotato
    @deathmetalpotato 6 лет назад +150

    How the *fuck* am I supposed to *relax* when your *sign* is upside down?! 😡

    • @endurableplanet4793
      @endurableplanet4793 6 лет назад +26

      B. Jr. u should have never commented that

    • @pyroatheistkabumm2381
      @pyroatheistkabumm2381 6 лет назад +20

      Video ruined

    • @cdk2678
      @cdk2678 6 лет назад

      B. Jr. I think its supposed to be that way

    • @sanctuaryasmr5261
      @sanctuaryasmr5261 6 лет назад +3

      B. Jr. I was very triggered when I noticed it.. but I forgave him as I went to sleep regardless

    • @samsonmcgloughlin
      @samsonmcgloughlin 6 лет назад +12

      It's not upside down, we're sitting on the ceiling

  • @NeflewitzInc
    @NeflewitzInc 6 лет назад +6

    A lot of ASMR is very hit or miss for me and repeated watching of the same videos dulls their effects for me but your Question/Interview videos always hit that spot.

  • @_sswor9008
    @_sswor9008 2 года назад +3

    A deep soul needs to relax with a deep video

  • @MtStblty
    @MtStblty 6 лет назад +2

    Uncle E, just want you to know I'm a long-time fan and that your videos help me through my darkest moments. Keep doing what you do. Thank you.

  • @adoracool7052
    @adoracool7052 6 лет назад +3

    I really love how watching with the captions turned on sometimes gives you little bonus jokes. Your videos always make me smile 😊

  • @shalizko1658
    @shalizko1658 6 лет назад +13

    I am so glad i was able to collab with you Mr. Rift
    I'm sorry i didn't blink the whole video. I know it was weird, but i was kind of nervous

  • @SPACECATIZZY
    @SPACECATIZZY 6 лет назад +133

    I SWEAR I SAW THE MANNEQUIN BLINK

    • @estonianbalcony
      @estonianbalcony 6 лет назад +11

      CodCoolerYT I've just looked at it for 2 minutes and... Yeah... It's kinda creepy; but that's the essence of Ephimeral Rift: The line between the things that make you to sleep and the things that will make you have freaking insomnia 😂

    • @eligramenz2428
      @eligramenz2428 6 лет назад

      Edgar Fernandes Garcia what time?

    • @estonianbalcony
      @estonianbalcony 6 лет назад

      12thManUnited Art Tutorials I dont know, I just looked at the mannequin for 2 full minutes

    • @craigtechno
      @craigtechno 6 лет назад +4

      CodCoolerYT He is not a mannequin...

    • @blaiseoffury4866
      @blaiseoffury4866 6 лет назад +9

      CodCoolerYT you probably actually did see the mannequin blink because when we stare at static images for too long our brains get bored and start hallucinating

  • @delta3039
    @delta3039 6 лет назад +3

    I literally thought 42 right when the meaning of life question came up, Rift beat me to it.

  • @maryblackhallow1079
    @maryblackhallow1079 4 года назад +12

    "Who are you... underneath it all?"
    Tired. I'm just tired

  • @jakem5312
    @jakem5312 6 лет назад +24

    7:30 "Is it possible for humans to live without condiments?"
    F U C K M A Y O

    • @austinmoreno8486
      @austinmoreno8486 5 лет назад +1

      .... I read this as soon as the video played it lmao

    • @jeaniciasparkles
      @jeaniciasparkles 4 года назад

      TakenAfterMouse LITERALLY my eyes landed on this comment JUST as he was saying it! I had to blink twice lol

  • @generic_person9537
    @generic_person9537 4 года назад +6

    "Does the tortoise have a purpose?"
    Nah, too existential for me

  • @PalomaNV
    @PalomaNV 5 лет назад +1

    Enters video perfectly relaxed and calmed.
    Leaves video with a personal crisis and existential angst.

  • @emmawright2301
    @emmawright2301 2 года назад +3

    I actually use some of these questions as guiding points for my essays in my existential philosophy class lol thanks on behalf of my gpa rift!

  • @imankamoonsigh
    @imankamoonsigh 6 лет назад +20

    I love questionnaires. keep up the quality content!
    -love from saudi arabia

  • @ChrisIceton
    @ChrisIceton 6 лет назад +9

    So I decided to try and listen to the video whilst maintaining eye-contact with the associate. It adds a whole new feel to it all. Suffice to say I didn't make it through the whole thing, got far too intense and pretty damn scary. See how you guys do.

  • @jokashunterwilliamson957
    @jokashunterwilliamson957 6 лет назад +10

    Dear Mr. Rift.
    After seeing you give us a little peak into Margaret's character i have given a little thought into taking your world of Arkham and writing a story about it, obviously with my own twists on it. But i first wanted to see if you as the creator of these characters was alright with it.
    Much love, Jokas.

  • @rosequartz6244
    @rosequartz6244 6 лет назад +2

    I watched this before work and I feel like it's put me in a very nice positive mindset for the day. Thank you e.r.!

  • @solomonterrell3051
    @solomonterrell3051 6 лет назад +1

    I literally love this guys videos, he simply never runs out of ideas.

  • @BB-xm6hy
    @BB-xm6hy 6 лет назад +2

    This is all i've wanted out of an ASMR video. This is what i've been looking for for so long. Thank you so much.

  • @StarClay666
    @StarClay666 5 лет назад +4

    ER: What's the meaning of life?
    Me: 42!
    ER: Please restrain from responding with the number 42.
    Me: Oh...

    • @StarClay666
      @StarClay666 3 года назад

      @@odysseasandroutsos1821 2 years later, but it's a reference to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

  • @meepthewarlord88
    @meepthewarlord88 6 лет назад +6

    DAMN you caught me with the monty python answer on the meaning of life question..

  • @bongwatertastey
    @bongwatertastey 6 лет назад +4

    "Who are you, under it all?"
    I didn't know all that writing translated into "nobody." Lol

  • @AndrevusWhitetail
    @AndrevusWhitetail 6 лет назад +2

    When he asked "what is time?" i was so about to break out into The Tenth Doctor's speech about how people assume it's a series of causes leading to an effect, but however from a non-linear non-subjective standpoint it's a big bowl of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey....stuff.

  • @momkermit8591
    @momkermit8591 4 года назад +4

    1:40 who are you underneath it all ...
    Me: ... I m just a N****a with a rocket launcher

  • @audiogal6977
    @audiogal6977 6 лет назад +2

    Finally someone with deep thinking, intelligence and wit.. I really love these type of questions you are presenting...i have a lot to say regarding these subjects...if i was actually sitting there in front of you, we would actually have a very interesting and deep conversation together..like it!

  • @LarryLonson
    @LarryLonson 6 лет назад +7

    I wanna have a beer with this guy! You’re the man!

  • @okboomer6991
    @okboomer6991 3 года назад +3

    ephemeral rift: What is ur purpose, like do u have one one?
    Me: well-
    Ephemeral Rift: *OKAY* (proceeds to write down)
    Me: *sweating intesifies*

  • @Carter12151
    @Carter12151 6 лет назад +3

    Nothing like working on my philosophy class whilst listening to some sweet philosophical asmr

  • @HyperHunt621
    @HyperHunt621 6 лет назад +39

    "Why are you here?"
    Y'know, that's always something I've wondered. Hell, sometimes I turn to my friend and ask, "Hey, you ever wonder why we're here?"
    He usually goes on some long-winded response about how it's one of life's greatest mysteries. Even considers there could be a plan for us and stuff.

    • @Symbioteque
      @Symbioteque 6 лет назад +5

      HyperHunt621 How're we gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?

    • @kylelilley4814
      @kylelilley4814 6 лет назад +3

      HyperHunt621 I always believed that we are here to live; nothing more and nothing less. Living is something that can't be explained and is very much essential to humanity, the only thing essential if you were, and yet we have no factual idea on how we came to be. So I believe that we aren't meant to know and instead we are only here to enjoy life and not understand it.

    • @felixsilver25
      @felixsilver25 6 лет назад +6

      Lmao A prime example of one person getting the joke and the other taking it seriously. Now that we’ve come so far....

    • @aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8
      @aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8 6 лет назад +3

      RIP Sheila.

    • @gagepoltrack3276
      @gagepoltrack3276 6 лет назад +3

      HyperHunt621 lol rvb

  • @UZEETM
    @UZEETM 6 лет назад +6

    You begin to wonder if the associate has seen things 😅😅😅

  • @SamCrecco1
    @SamCrecco1 3 года назад +2

    I actually have a paper on existentialism coming up, and I think your video helped me understand it a bit better.

  • @yellow8958
    @yellow8958 2 года назад +1

    So like I’m gonna just spill all the beans here. I’m a very lonely person. I have nobody in my life that I feel comfortable around to even just tell them about my day. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I think I just annoy people, or don’t open up enough or something, so no one really stays in my life or has grown close. but I’ve been watching ASMR for 8 years and whenever I turn on one of ER’s videos I feel like I’m with a real friend… someone who’s always been there through all the years and who I feel comfortable with because I’ve learned his quirks and I know he’s not here to threaten me in anyway because he is genuinely a good person with a creative and intelligent mind like no other… thank you Rift for being my friend and I know you don’t know me but it’s always really comforting to have you around on those nights when I have nobody to turn to

  • @daness8269
    @daness8269 6 лет назад +7

    And in the cuff of his sleeve, we see a patient ID bracelet...

  • @ASMR4insomnia
    @ASMR4insomnia 6 лет назад +1

    I like the way you write over the same line over and over. I really want to see what the paper looked like at the end :)

  • @bennbann4265
    @bennbann4265 6 лет назад +4

    Absolutely perfect! You're the best ASMR maker by far!

  • @PatchworkUSA
    @PatchworkUSA 6 лет назад +1

    These videos are so funny that I can't take myself seriously and I go right to sleep. I mean - look at that mannequin. He's staring right at me and suddenly my problems don't seem so bad. :-D

  • @OscarRobbing
    @OscarRobbing 6 лет назад +19

    That f**kin' doll is staring right at me.

  • @madplatypus8248
    @madplatypus8248 6 лет назад +9

    Why did the chicken cross the road? The age old question that has a dark and mysterious answer. So you see, the chicken obviously crossed the road to get to the other side right? Well seeing as chickens don't tend to be near roads, and certainly don't cross roads terribly often this is a peculiar statement. However when taken as a metaphor, its dark origins are revealed. A chicken is analogous to a coward. Now we come to the crossing the road part, which is strange, but oddly not very metaphoric, but we'll come back to that. And lastly, the other side is frequently referred to as an euphemism for the afterlife. So what we come up with is that the coward crossed the road to reach the afterlife. This literally means that it is a cowardly thing to run into traffic looking to be run over and killed. This was a saying popularized to associate suicide with cowardice. - Terribly sorry if i just ruined your day.

  • @danfletchall5989
    @danfletchall5989 6 лет назад +16

    The mannequin looks like the Stark kid who becomes the three eyed raven in GoT.

  • @katieweiher
    @katieweiher 6 лет назад +2

    Love everything about this, except the questions! It's funny to feel equally relaxed and anxious.

  • @grammernotzi
    @grammernotzi 3 года назад +1

    The subtitles in this are great!

  • @mrcrisasmr2322
    @mrcrisasmr2322 6 лет назад +1

    Just we need to say thanks to the existence of someone so talented like you. Good job like allways!

  • @Noname-iz9uo
    @Noname-iz9uo 5 лет назад +1

    I listen to this as a productivity boost

  • @bea651
    @bea651 4 месяца назад +1

    First question: "who are you?"
    Me: "Fuck he is good at this shit"

  • @GlomorianPeacock
    @GlomorianPeacock 6 лет назад

    Omg that clipboard writing gives me both tingles from the pencil and that feeling from nails on a chalkboard from the clipboard itself...

  • @exodus0529
    @exodus0529 6 лет назад

    The captions make this video all the more enjoyable. Thats some serious level of detail

  • @kingrootbeer8656
    @kingrootbeer8656 6 лет назад

    Rift has got to be one of the most creative(or crazy) people out there!

  • @Guswal03
    @Guswal03 4 года назад +1

    How do you expect me to sleep after answering questions like these lol

  • @NorgeKongeriket
    @NorgeKongeriket 6 лет назад

    Came here to relax, ended up staring into an existential void. Cheers, Rift.

  • @LegitimateBusinessPerson
    @LegitimateBusinessPerson 6 лет назад

    Damn this dude really has his shit together, being able to answer all those questions in only a few seconds.

  • @cammartin1642
    @cammartin1642 3 года назад +2

    “my associate and i”
    the associate: 🧍🏼

  • @SoftPurpleVoice
    @SoftPurpleVoice 6 лет назад +2

    Me: “IS pain real?” *slaps self*. Goddamnit.

  • @iamronaldo7764
    @iamronaldo7764 Год назад +5

    Why did the chicken cross the road? ....
    Because it was having a eggstinstantal crisis

  • @stain3204
    @stain3204 6 лет назад

    You know the expression "this went from zero too a hundred real quick"? Yeah this is the perfect time to use that

  • @Mothica
    @Mothica 4 года назад +1

    This doll is my sleep paralysis demon omg

  • @IAmSkystrike
    @IAmSkystrike 6 лет назад +2

    Idea for the associate's ASMR video:
    Turns out, the Soporific Lampshade Thing was this mannequin all along, and he is here to lure you to sleep once again.

  • @impass1veenigma677
    @impass1veenigma677 6 лет назад +43

    I would be nice if you did a "Stranger things" role play since the new season is around the corner.

  • @danielsam3280
    @danielsam3280 6 лет назад +5

    Hey Rift, "Steve" the potato of the nefarious organizations has morphed into that mannequin!

  • @sageofsixpains3566
    @sageofsixpains3566 6 лет назад

    Rift asking all these questions, man I'm just here to relax

  • @creepypastaexplained4945
    @creepypastaexplained4945 6 лет назад

    Your regular voice for these videos are way better 😭

  • @Goldentigere
    @Goldentigere 6 лет назад

    The sign behind them is upside down and I love it so much

  • @Pedrohenrique-fb9gd
    @Pedrohenrique-fb9gd 6 лет назад

    ohhww, I really enjoyed this caption, I watch your channel for years just waiting for that day to arrive. I study my English through your videos, and this caption helps a lot

  • @falstad7711
    @falstad7711 6 лет назад +3

    Existential? Mind boggling? Sounds like a Ephemeral Rift night to me!

  • @fartin15languages79
    @fartin15languages79 4 года назад +1

    Thought the mannequin moved once and now I cant stop staring at it

  • @GianASMR
    @GianASMR 6 лет назад

    Please make more of these.. Its so unique you cant find it anywhere

  • @spaghettimeister2453
    @spaghettimeister2453 6 лет назад

    Great, Uncle Rift is making me question my entire life story yet again

  • @thatshyguy9573
    @thatshyguy9573 3 года назад +2

    And at the end he shows us what he wrote and it’s just a giant 𝕿𝖍𝖊

  • @milkman.8389
    @milkman.8389 6 лет назад +19

    (whispering) ummm idk how to say this but ur friends is creepy

    • @dead_protagonist
      @dead_protagonist 6 лет назад +4

      you leave him alone hes done nothing wrong to you

  • @InsecureLoki
    @InsecureLoki 6 лет назад +1

    You gotta love the associates captions, hilarious!

  • @dontrestnow
    @dontrestnow 9 месяцев назад +2

    the mannequin gave this video a certain aura that i cant explain

  • @s.albert8157
    @s.albert8157 4 года назад

    I just like that the art is hung upside down.

  • @cyberdyne3442
    @cyberdyne3442 6 лет назад

    I don't know what i love so much about questionnaires but they are like my favourite videos along with plastic crinkle ones