The Questionnaire #1 (ASMR)
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- Many questions are asked of you, including some about certain sounds. This is not a test.
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
If ER ever truly loses his mind, we won't be able to tell.
Low Life Form haha this is so true. Best comment award 🥇
Plot twist : He lost his mind 6 years ago
maybe he loses his mind and starts doing normal videos
Hugo Lafortune plot twist: he never had a mind haah
Once you go into the Rift, you never quite come back
Doc: "What is your favorite thing to drink?"
Me: "Milk."
*doc scribbles furiously for a long time*
Me: "Should... should I be worried?"
Yes
But it's fine cuz milk is da best
Doc: *scribbling intensifies*
Liquified fat proteins extracted from the udders of a female bovine, processed, pasteurized, and sold to a grocery store contained within a cardboard or plastic container
Milk! Does a body good !
I fear this man's creative genius is under appreciated.
Explaim
Explaim
Explaim
Explaim
Explaim
E.R.s wife: honey we got invited to a wedding could you wear something nice, like that golden tie
E.R.: uhhhh
And how about that lovely suit jacket?
Hmmmmm.
I was here a year ago and this mans name was Joeseph Stalin for reference
TheDinoSavior ok
He could have a husband too 😜
E: "Would you like a drink."
Me: "Yes please!"
E: (writes it down)
Me: "How dare you play me like that!"
It's because before he asked us to refill the drink.
lol
He played us like a damn fiddle
HA 420th like Got em
And that chicken was dry... real dry
Him: "What is your favorite question?"
Me: "What is your least favorite question?"
Him: "What is your least favorite question?"
Me: "What is your favorite question?"
You created a paradox
@@Mr.Scott86 That's not a paradox
@@pseudotaco it was a simple joke, sorry?
@@Mr.Scott86 You could have made it more obvious. Anyway, I apologize if you perceived my comment as harsh (probably not the right word), as it wasn't supposed to be
@@pseudotaco you're good mate, I've done that before and is suucks
1:15 “to go pee pee or poo poo”
bro i’m not even 2 mins in and ur already making me laugh
same
I don't think I would have laughed if it wasn't for his absolute seriousness when saying it
Q: How many fingers am i holding up
A: yes
Q:what day is today
A:yes
Q. What day is it today?
A. Me too.
@@tyylerrrrrr dont copy
Q:Hey, how are you?
A: Y E S
Q: why did you put a tape square in the middle of the T.V.?
A: yes.
I too shall answer these questions.
1. Actually yeah, I am pretty thirsty.
2. 1:04 A.M.
3. I have no idea. July 6th?
4. I could take it or leave it.
5. Depends on the question.
6. Depends on the answer.
7. At what time does Lasagna reach its boiling point?
8. How old are you?
9. Depends on the question really. I dont have a favourite answer.
10. Same as number 9.
11. Maybe 5 hours ago.
12. "What's up"
13. "Nothing much."
14. Yeah it's pretty nice. Also you arent moving your hands. Someone else is making that sound.
15. I'm watching this on my phone.
16. Hehe, hehehe... Ahem, nothing. Nothing at all.
17. Trying to fall asleep.
18. Watching RUclips.
19. I was riding a donkey, which carried me into space while singing hallelujah. I have no idea.
20. See answer 16.
21. Enough...
22. See answer 16.
23. What?
24. Yeah I guess.
25. Nope. Nobody needs to eat.
26. Tacos.
27. Green beans.
28. Eh, it's okay.
29. Yeah, I cant live without water.
30. Not at all. Drinking is overrated.
31. Pepsi.
32. Tonic water.
33. I could take it or leave it.
34. I think so. Others may disagree, but I believe it is.
35. I'd say about 6 years ago.
36. Doesnt look like it to me.
God, I'm falling asleep. Stop this black magic.
37.🙄 woah.
38. Hell yeah.
39. 12 hours ago maybe.
40. It's not for me. I can see why people like it, but it just doesnt fit me.
41. I dont think, so...
42. 4 years ago.
43. "I'm gonna stop thinking"
44. No.
45. Oh yeah. That one spot on your back that you cant reach?
46. Unless that scratch is itchy, no. I've never had a scratch I couldn't itch- wait what?!
46. 11
47. Depends on what I'm liking.
48. Yes.
49. Portal: Still Alive. Great game.
50. My xbox.
51. What? I... what was the question?
52. No, it sounds like someone squeezing a bag full of chicken bones. Eugh.
53. Maybe.
54. When?
55. Yes.
56. Down is fast.
57. I'm a conservative so right.
58. No, that's a red.
59. If it had the right environment, yes.
60. Depends on the subject.
61. Yeah.
62. Yes.
63. Yes.
64. Oh yeah. You see kids with smartphones at 5. Not saying that's bad, but you should teach them to pick up a book once in a while.
65. I reread this sentence.
66. "65. I reread this sentence"
You arent looking at the clipboard while you're writing. You are just writing a bunch of garbage!
67. I ask myself that a lot too.
68. No, not really.
69. I dont think so. And if I did, that would be scary. Who would want a spooky skeleton inside of them?
70. No.
71. My funny bone.
72. My funny bone.
73. Yeah.
74. Yes.
75. A little bit.
76. On the floor, next to my bed.
I'm falling asleep. Lol peepee and poopoo kinda woke me up.
77. 9/10's of it yes.
78. Yeah.
79. I'm not sure what that is. Tingles? If so, yes.
80. Ear eating.
81. Woah calling me out here. I guess because they're very relaxing, and I'm tired.
82. Its okay.
83. Classic rock.
84. Queen.
85. Twenty one pilots.
86. Pen all the way.
87. Sounds like someone trying to fit a small microphone into a tube. But not really.
89. Fire.
90. Yes.
91. Scarlett
92. No.
93. Yeah, duh!
94. Sure.
95. The egg.
96. Half empty.
97. Its alright.
98. Kinda.
99. Yeah, I want to sleep.
100. Sure.
101. No.
102. I dont know.
Holy shit too underated it took u like 2 hrs to write this
Legend
How old are you?
Artichokehold NO freaking way it’s actually 1:04 AM for me as I was reading your comment
Artichokehold NO freaking way it’s actually 1:04 AM for me as I was reading your comment
“Do you like breathing?”
Me: “Breathing is fun”
i was like “no 👁👄👁”
Breathing is overrated
I havent breathed in 10 minu
Overrated asf
I have rhinitis and asthma. Breathing isn't always fun 🫣...sometimes it can kill you 😬💀
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
*stares for an uncomfortably long amount of time"
emma mcdermott i said 24..
Just respond with Fish
It always works
"Do you think food is still important in this day and age?"
These are the questions we ponder at 4 AM.
ER has said in one of his videos that his pet potato died
After that potato has never commented here since
rip
Ian Wynn plot twist: uncle e *was* potato D:
I can't help but comment about your stratos profile picture.... I just had to, I love it
EnzemoneHD #freeme
Reese Tiller
Reese Tiller Don't be so mean he was turned into McDonald's French fries
ER your hair in this is actually so flawless I'm in love
Anthony Kozakiewicz y i
Anthony Kozakiewicz It looks like Two-Face hair
Zombieking 1236 that's exactly what I was thinking
Anthony Kozakiewicz o
Hail Satan
"Do you have a brain?"
Thats my line doctor.
Oreos
Ok άγιε Ραφαήλ
Πάρε το το μπούλο!
Hahahahah lol ti fasi gelousa ena tetarto molis ti eida afto
ΛΟΛ
I'm bored so I'm gonna answer these here
1) Sure
2) 10:29 PM EST
3) December 19, 2020
4) Eh, not really
5) Depends on the context
6) Depends on the context in which the questions were asked
7) What kind of music do you like?
8) Can you tell us a little bit more about yourself?
9) One where I can segue into talking about my favorite things
10) One where I have to hide my crippling mental health
11) Few hours ago, probably
12) Can't remember, something about food, I think
13) "Something to eat" I think, or something like that
14) Ooh, yes actually. Kinda wish you did it on the left side as well. Might have to go get an ASMR haircut
15) My hi-tech PC gamer Razer sponsored battle station
16) Browsing tinder
17) Playing a mobile game
18) Watching youtube, I think
19) Possibly sleeping or playing on the nintendo Wii or playstation 2. I was 7 at the time
20) Yes, I am now actually
21) It depends, really. Usually 2 or 3 times a day
22) Like I said, I am now
23) Goldfish. The cheese crackers, not actual fish
24) Eh, it's okay
25) For now, yes, but I can see it falling out of fashion in the near future
26) Jeez, what a question. Probably home-made popcorn
27) I'm a really picky eater, so I don't think I have a particular least favorite
28) No, I do not
29) Yes
30) "Hydration is important" - JonTron
31) Cherry Coke
32) Apple cider vinegar. Don't ask, it was an accident
33) No
34) Depends on what your views on breathing and the sanctity of life are
35) Too soon
36) Well yes, but actually no
37) Yes, it's a shame I'm terrible at it
38) Yes, though that hasn't seemed to stop your typical college student, of which I am not. Just saying.
39) Like, 6am
40) Sometimes
41) Yes
42) Just now, I think. No, wait. Just then.
43) "I think I thought just now" I think
44) Yes
45) Hasn't everyone?
46) No, I'm unable to make my scratches itch
47) 0... Why are you blinking so much?
48) Eh, I'm kinda indifferent about it
49) Depends on what people like
50) That last sound question you did, probably
51) I don't even know where to begin when answering this one, so my guitar, I guess
52) Don't wanna talk about it
53) Not really
54) Ask again later
55) Always why not
56) I think so, but I could be wrong
57) Up
58) Neither, I'm too indecisive to answer that one
59) I don't think so, but I'm not a botanist or a farmer
60) I'd try it
61) Depends on the person and what they're talking about
62) Depends on the circumstances, but usually I do
63) Yes
64) Depends on what I'm reading
65) Depends on what people are reading
I aint reading alllll that
@@mr.sleepy682 well it wasn't for you, so you don't have to
Oh hell
***THE NEXT DAY***
Wife: Hey Paul, we have that dinner party at the Clark's tonight, have you got that suit I had pressed?
Paul: Ya see hunnie, there's a funny story about what happened to it...
Wife (mildy frustrated): Oh yea? Go on.
Paul: Well I was bored and didn't have any ideas for RUclips, so I cut it to pieces and stuck a load of thumb tacks in it....
Wife: Well at least you have a tie....
Paul: ....
Wife: ....
Sam Clark Made my day
I do try xx
Sam Clark I'd brutally hug him to unconciousness if I were his wife lmao.
Lilliumn mate it was part of the joke 😂 course he has ideas, think of the script and all
I laughed wayyyyy to hard at this
Okay, time to answer the questions, this is gonna take a while.
1) I already have something
2) 2:16 pm
3) April 19, 1953
4) Yes
5) Yes
6) Yes
7) Why?
8) What happened to the Ukrainians?
9) The glorious Soviet Union
10) because.
11) March 5, 1953
12) "Are you okay comrade Stalin?"
13) *silence*
14) Yes
15) An iPad Mini thats a counle years old
16) Sending kulaks to gulags
17) Preparing the nukes for launch
18) Smoking my pipe
19) Silly questioner, that date is over 50 years away
20) Yes
21) A couple hundred
22) A couple minutes ago
23) The snack you told me to get
24) Yes
25) Not for Ukrainians :^)
26) боршт
27) American cheeseburger
28) Yes
29) Yes
30) Yes
40) Vodka
41) American Cola
42) Yes
43) Yes
44) Right now
45) Yes
Time for the second set of questions!
46) Yes
47) Yes
48) Last Night
49) Yes
50) Not for my citizens
51) Right now
52) I thought about the last time I thought
53) Yes
54) Yes
55)Yes
56) I can't see because the comment box is blocking the lower half of the video
57) No
58) No, liking leads to greed which ruins society
59) I liked my pet bunny
60) Nothing
61) Everything
62) Yes
63) No
64) Why not?
65) No
66) Down
67) Left... very far left
68) No
69) No
70) On occasion
71) Yes, but everyone listens when I talk
72) No
73) Yes
74) Only reading of ministry approved books
75) Yesday
76) "Imperialism - The highest Form of Capitalism" by Vladimir I. Lenin
77) Yes
78) Only if I can control the brain through propaganda
79) Yes
80) Not for people in my gulags :^)
81) My... humorous
82) My tail bone
83) Yes
84) Yes
85) Yes
86) On my feet
Third and final set of questions! Almost there
87) Thats debatable
88) Also debatable
89) On occasion
90) The trigger of an AK-47
91) It's relaxing
92) Yes
93) Classical
94) The Red Army choir
95) Uhh all hip-hop
96) Pencil
97) Yes
98) Fire
99) No
100) Dark Red
101) Yes
102) In a nuclear submarine
103) Not really
104) The glorious motherland which made both the chicken and egg
105) Half empty
106) Not really, but there are worse sounds
107) Yes
108) No
109) Sure
110) No
111) If I didn't accidentally skip some numbers, then 111
Thank you for giving me the survey and I hope I helped
Yes I accidentally skipped over 31-39, so 102 questions
Joseph Stalin I followed along with this the whole vid
Joseph Stalin Oh I see why you don't like the American and Ukrainian things
Hello commrad
Joseph Stalin damnnnn 111 questions from the questionnaires shittt.
ER: What time is it
Me: ITS TIME TO DU DU DU DU DU DUEL!
SlashinSwordsMan 101 I send respact
SlashinSwordsMan 101 BRO PLZ ANSWER this i see many chanells with the number 101 can you say me what that number means? plz answer
S A Y G O O D B Y E T O E X O D I A
Um it's 12:14
*ITS* *HIIIIIIIIIIGH* *NOOOOON*
Me: I am a mature adult.
ER: take the time to go pee pee or poo poo
Me: *giggles* you said pee pee
Bro I did the same thing.
Same hehe
My Answers:
1.
Q:Would you like something to drink?
A: Nah, I'm good
2.
Q: What time is it?
A: 19:45pm
3.
Q: What is todays date?
A: 19/4/17
4.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: It's alright I guess.
5.
Q: Do you like being asked questions?
A: Yeah, it's quite fun actually.
6.
Q: Do you like answering questions that you are being asked?
A: Again, Yeah pretty fun.
7.
Q: What is my favourite question?
A: The next question.
8.
Q: What is your least favourite question?
A: The previous question.
9.
Q: What is your favourite answer?
A: 27.5
10.
Q: What is your least favourite answer?
A: 10
11.
Q: When was the last time someone other than myself asked you a question?
A: Around 5:10pm today
12.
Q: What was their question?
A: Do you know where my wallet is?
13.
Q: What was your answer to their question?
A: I have no idea, I think it's in the kitchen on the microwave.
14.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: Yeah, it's pretty nice.
15.
Q: How are you currently, watching or listening to this currently?
A: PC
16.
Q: What were you doing prior to watching this video?
A: Browsing 9GAG
17.
Q: What were you doing before that?
A: I took a piss.
18.
Q: What were you doing before that?
A: Making myself a coffee.
19.
Q: What were you doing at approximately 7:24pm August 15th 2010?
A: I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to, Who the hell knows what I was doing
20.
Q: Do you masticate?
A: I do.
21.
Q: How many times of average do you masticate?
A: On a regular bases about 3 - 4 times a day.
22.
Q: When is the last time you masticated?
A: At about 6pm roughly
23.
Q. What did you masticate?
A. I masticated a chilli.
24.
Q: Do you like food?
A: Yeah
25.
Q: Do you think food is still important in this day of age?
A: Ofcourse.
26.
Q: What is your favourite thing to eat?
A: Prob spaghetti.
27.
Q: What is your least favourite thing to eat?
A: Beatroot, Fuck that shit.
28.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: Yeah, it's alright. Subpar I would say.
29.
Q: Do you like drinking?
A: I do like drinking.
30.
Q: Do you think drinking is still important in this day of age?
A: Ofcourse, like food is important
31.
Q: What is your favourite drink to drink?
A: Tea with milk no sugar... Duh I'm british.
32.
Q: What is your least favourite drink to drink?
A: I would say Beatroot juice.
33.
Q: Do you like breathing?
A: It's alright.
34.
Q: Do you think drinking is important in this day of age?
A: Very important
35.
Q: When was the last time you breathed?
A: Just now and again and again and again....
36.
Q: Is there anything written on this index card?
A: There is the word "Nothing" written on the index card.
37.
Q: Do you like sleeping?
A: Very much so.
38.
Q: Do you think sleeping is still important in this day of age?
A: Sure it is.
39.
Q: When was the last time you slept?
A: 4am this morning
40.
Q: Do you like thinking?
A: Yeah most of the time. Although, we think passively aswell.
41.
Q: Do you think thinking is still important in this day of age?
A: Yes, but some people still don't know how.
42.
Q: When was the last time you thought?
A: Just now thinking of this answer.
43.
Q: What was that thought that you thought?
A: I thought the thought of writing down my thought.
44.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: Yeah, it gave me tingles so I suppose I do.
45.
Q: Did you even have an itch that you couldn't scratch?
A: Yeah sometimes when it's in a weird place.
46.
Q: Did you even have an scratch that you couldn't itch?
A: Not really.
47.
Q: How many fingers am I holding up.
A: None
48.
Q: Do you like liking?
A: Sure I guess.
49.
Q: Do you think liking is still important in this day of age?
A: Sure
50.
Q: What was the last thing you liked?
A: Drinking my coffee
51.
Q: What is your favourite thing that you like?
A: Music
52.
Q: What is your least favourite thing that you like?
A: I don't even know.
53.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: Yeah it's ok... But nothing amazing.
54.
Q: Yes or no?
A: Sure
55.
Q: Why or why not?
A: Why not that's why...
56.
Q: Have you ever been wrong?
A: Yep
57.
Q: Up or down?
A: Down
58.
Q: Left or Right?
A: Right
59.
Q: Is this an orange?
A: Nope that is an apple, I don't know how you could get that confused but ok.
60.
Q: Would you like to live on another planet?
A: Nope, It would be boring and I would die.
61.
Q: Do you like listening to people talk?
A: Depends who's talking.
62.
Q: Do you like to talk to people who listen?
A: Again depends.
63.
Q: Did you ever buy something with your own money?
A: Yeah.
64.
Q: Do you like to read?
A: I read but not books
65.
Q: Do I think reading is important in this day of age?
A: Yep
66.
Q: When was the last time you read something?
A: Just now while proof reading what I just wrote.
67.
Q: What was the name of the last thing that you read?
A: A questionnaire
68.
Q: Do you have a brain?
A: Others would disagree but yes I do.
69. (LOL)
Q: Do you think having a brain is important in this day of age?
A: Kinda essential.
70.
Q: Do you have bones?
A: I do.
71.
Q: Do you think having bones is still important in this day of age?
A: Ofcourse
72.
Q: What is your favourite bone in your body?
A: Phalange bones
73.
Q: What is your least favourite bone?
A: Tail bone because it's uselesss
74.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: Yeah I like it.
75.
Q: Do you have skin?
A: Yeah I do.
76.
Q: Do you think having skin is still important in this day of age?
A: Yep
77.
Q: Where are your shoes at right at this moment?
A: On my feet.
78.
Q: Do you have a heart?
A: Yep, still beating.
79.
Q: Do you think having a heart is still important in this day of age?
A: Essental bit of kit
80.
Q: Do you experience ASMR?
A: Hell yeah :D
81.
Q: If you do experience ASMR, what is your favourite trigger?
A: Harsh strong brushing sounds.
82.
Q: If you do not experience ASMR, Why do you watch the videos?
A: N/A
83.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: It's alright, Bit irritating.
84.
Q: What is your favourite genre?
A: Metal \m/
85.
Q: What is your favourite band?
A: I have three. System of a Down, Disturbed and Lamb of God.
86.
Q: What is your least favourite band?
A: Most shit in the charts right now.
87.
Q: Pencil or Pen?
A: Pencil
88.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: Yeah, it triggered me so pretty good.
89.
Q: Air, fire, earth or water?
A: Fire
90.
Q: Have you ever coloured with crayons
A: Once or twice.
91.
Q: What is your favourite crayon colour?
A: Blue
92.
Q: Have you ever been stung by a bee?
A: Once
93.
Q: Can you swim across the atlantic ocean?
A: Nope
94.
Q: Do you wish you could fly?
A: HELL FUCKING YES
95.
Q: What came first the chicken on the egg?
A: Eggchicken
96.
Q: Is the glass half full or half empty?
A: Half full
97.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: Yeah, another one of my favourite triggers.
98.
Q: Do you like this sound?
A: Yeah, I love this sound actually.
99.
Q: Do you think I asked you enough questions?
A: Plently.
100.
Q: Would you like me to ask you more questions in the future?
A: Yeah
101.
Q: Do all questions have answers?
A: Yes, but some don't have a straight forward answer.
102.
Q: How many questions have you asked including this one?
A: 102 questions, BITCH!
Amaze ツ This comment needs more likes XD
you are 1 hour behind me. GMT-1?
Amaze ツ This is amazing.
Amaze ツ When was the last time you though? haahha lmao
When I first read the first 5 answers I was like "pls tell me no" but after clicking on more I was like "nooooooo"
Truly a master at work, Thanks for being my go-to ASMR channel for all of these years.
Mr. ASMR same here
Benjamim Baker oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I feel like I'm watching Dora. Having to wait 5 years for him to acknowledge my reply 😂
just fyi mastication is chewing
Thanks, I was getting worried lol
Dino Jesus ohh thx i was wondering what it meant
Yep
On what 😏
"I beat it 3 times a day, fam!"
"Masticate"
" *oh* "
His Mic can probably record the sound of protons moving around
Thats literally what is doing
maybe his speedometer can measure how fast his car is going too
@@BigT.Larrity lmao
Protons don't move around
They are electrons cuz e- is really light (0.00000009 mg's) and p+ is alot heavier than e
@@KyleCraneLol Omg bruh just stop
What is your name
What is your quest
What is the air speed of a swallow
African or European
*claps coconuts together* “you silly kkkkkkkknigt!”
This made me exhale forcefully
We are the knights who say nee and we would like a shrubbery.
European
This comment made me commit nose exhale
1:45
*Rift.exe has stopped working*
Lmao
oOf
Cop: how high are you
Me: did you ever have a scratch that you couldn't itch
What about an itch you couldn't scratch
No officer you got it wrong its "Hi how are you"
"would you like me to ask you questions again?"
yes. that would be amazing, please do!!
Easily one of my favourite videos of yours! The simplicity of the questions and the presentation is incredibly relaxing. Make this a recurring role!
Chris Tarricone You're absolutely right!
ER: What is your fav question?
Me: THE mUFFIN MAN!
ER: The muffin man!?
Me: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEE MUUFFFIIINNN MAAAAN!!!!!!!
THE MUUFFIIINNNN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN
who lives at drurey lane
THEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMUUUUUFFFFFIIIIIN MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Kid-"Mom what's Dad doing this time?"
Mother-"I'm honestly lost this time around sweetie"
ER: what time is it?
Me: 11:30
ER: **continues to write the Declaration of Independence**
102 Questions With Ephemeral Rift | Vogue
holy cow 2017 was 4 yrs ago, why is this so mind blowing for me
I know, right?
"Have you ever had a scratch that you couldn't itch" *my life is a lie*
I'm really curious to know what ER is actually writing on that paper. Wish he could take a picture of it and upload it :p
agreed :o
R0ckst4r0ck3r ikr
nice meme i feel like he's drawing something
nice meme probably stuff like "i love asmr" and "asmr is awesome"
The pen probably isn't even extended.
Thank you ER. I work for a bank and was robbed at gunpoint yesterday and you really helped me to calm down.
DangerCrow hope you're okay and things go better for you!!
DangerCrow wow...hope you are doing better soon.
oh my gosh!! I'm so sorry dear please take care of yourself mentally and physically. that's really scary and I hope you recover from the experience.💜
hey no need for insults here its asmr ffs ya know to help you relax
DangerCrow really how'd it go down
Uncle E, with the loss of a dear friend's life, multiple other struggles, and general pain..
This made me smile. I am barely four minutes in, and have smiled more than I have this entire week.
Thank ya~
RIP my nigga.
hope things have been going ok for you since then, comrade
@@spitgorge2021 Wow, what a startling reply. Sigh- a few more losses, but even through that and 2020, things are moving forward.
Thank you,
Time to watch another of your 'oldies'
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg?"
THE CHEGG
Egg
- " Do you like breathing ? "
- " Hell No ! "
😂😂😂😂😂
Arya Tsk HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Currently At 68 likes,ill go ahead and do what we all wanted to do
For real though, that hairstyle is awesome.
I clicked on the vid just to appreciate the hair style
its not bad but it does look like hes about to talk to you about his avantgarde no wave/free jazz record collection
Nah it looks like he wants to speak to the manager but it looks nice on him ngl
I got the most tingles when he would write then pause to look up at me for a few seconds and then continue to write again. Those little glances spoke volumes and the tingles I had were incredible. Those were the best parts of the video for me.
Whenever ER starts a video by entering the room I always laugh at the idea that he has to hit record on the camera, leave the room and then come back in again
1:45 I got rly scared...
2 minutes into ear to ear asmr and chill and he gives you this look
Rodrigo Pita thought somtin was about to either come out or go down
That face could be made into a hot, steaming meme
I checked the time stamp after you said that.. When I saw him do that I wasn't even scared.. I actually laughed so hard water came out of my nose
20:50 and i got rly scared in this part xD
1:43 to 1:49 say no more
Ross Quinn i lost it
Ross Quinn That look speaks to me on a spiritual level
Also at 33:49
Thanks for reminding. Yeah, pretty useful!
no more
1) Yes.
2) 9:30 PM.
3) March 6th, 2018.
4) Very much.
5) In certain situations like now.
6) Yes.
7) How are you?
8) Are you sure?
9) Yes.
10) No.
11) Today.
12) Are you going to eat?
13) Yeah, the pizza.
14) Yes, it is very tingly.
15) iPhone 7.
16) I was talking to my sister.
17) In a car; driving to a house.
18) I was on my iPad and watching and youngest sibling.
19) Probably playing with my sibling or sleeping.
20) Yes?
21) 5.
22) 20 minutes ago.
23) A pizza.
24) Yes.
25) Yes.
26) Either chicken or pasta.
27) Tomatoes.
28) Yes.
29) Yes, especially tea.
30) Yes, why?
31) Sweet Tea or Pepsi.
32) Those veggie drinks (forgot) that taste disgusting.
33) Yes I like breathing.
34) Yes.
Alrighty, I’m going to stop.
I'm here 2 years in the future to tell you.................... Finish this
@Samuel Da Best I can't believe it's been 2 years, I might do it if I have time
Uncle E literally puts me to sleep every night. I am so thankful he makes videos
The thumbnail gave me the impression this was a Vault-Tec roleplay of sorts. Speaking of that, maybe a Vault-Tec Representative roleplay is in line for a future video?
That would be pretty neat, to be honest.
Michael Morgan OMG YES HE COULD ASK QUESTIONS FOR THE VAULT THINGY
ImDragonized the G.O.A.T
*walks in tapping on clipboard*
*softly tips cap, leans in next to the microphone and yells*
VAULT TECH CALLING
Er: do u like this sound
*sound*
Me:Yes
*Er writes a full sentence*
Me: .-.
Er: ._.
Favorite question: "Have you lost weight?"
Least favorite: "Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
Zach Fontenot LMAO
*nock nock*
😂😂😂
Do you have a spare moment for jesus christ?
*sweats in jehovah*
Fill in the blank:
"Do you think _______ is still important in this day in age?"
Do you think phones is still important in this day in age?
the male species
centrism
Hasna Arif dam
feminism
ER: what is your favorite thing to eat
Me: food
I love how every video of his starts with "Hello" and a compliment or good wish towards me.
"What is your favorite band?"
.....Slipknot
Im not like one guy i like 2 mil people
"What were you doing at approximately 7:20 PM, on the night of August 15, 2010"
The funny thing is I sort of have an idea.
-no, i'm good, thank you.
-it's about 3pm.
-april 19th.
-yeah, it's alright.
-sure, yeah.
-usually.
-"what if?"
-"why?"
-"eventually."
-"no."
-uhh, sometime yesterday afternoon.
-"would you rather have a big tiddy anime girl or a plate of curly fries that regenerates every 2 hours?"
-"i'd have to go with the big tiddy anime girl. don't get me wrong, its a close call. but i feel like a PLATE of curly fries isnt enough. and its not portable. if it were a bag of curly fries, i'd go for that."
-yeah, i do. cant tell if its scissors or a typewriter. either way, good stuff.
-on my laptop.
-making breakfast.
-waking up.
-sleeping.
-uhhhhh...wow, thats a real long time ago. i honestly have no idea. probably playing video games. just put, "playing video games".
-well, yeah. not like i can just swallow food whole.
-uhh, 3-5 times. ish. i guess.
-i actually just was like a moment ago. eating breakfast.
-hotdogs in mashed potatoes...
-yeah, it's great.
-i mean, we need to eat to live, so yeah. but even culturally speaking, of course. taste is a wonderful experience and theres plenty of flavors in the world. as easy as "protein pills" would be, no longer eating would be devastating to moral across our entire race. we need enough entertainment to drown out the world around us as it is, not having the joy of taste would be awful.
-cheeseburgers and fries.
-my words.
-yeah, thats my favorite so far.
-yeah, sure. its not as enjoyable as food, but a good drink hits the spot when its needed.
-repeat my answer for food...just to a slightly lessened degree.
-hmm...root beer...or dr. pepper.
-urine.
-only when i can. having to breath kinda just means bad things happen when i cant.
-i'm sorry, maybe im mishearing you. did you say breeding? did i get the questions wrong?
-literally right now. actually literally happening right now. true story.
-yes.
page 2
-i dream a lot, so yeah. its a great escape.
-yeah. the brain needs downtime to collate everything it processes through the day.
-uhh, up until an hour or two ago.
-totally.
-for most of us, yeah.
-right now. just now. because of the question.
-it was the answer. also, the wording...also, i considered saying something else instead. then i thought it'd be faster to just type what i originally thought.
-yeah. not as good as #3...better than #2 and #1
-literally speaking? not really. cant reach it, scratch yourself with something else.
-i....what?
-uhhhh...eleven.
-nah, its rubbish.
-probably more important than in the past. the internet is doing its damnedest to spread disliking.
-this youtube video.
-hmmm...video games. or my cat.
-hmm, good question. i guess i'd have to say...some of my friends.
-yeah. that's the new best.
-no.
-yes, i do.
-why not.
-yes, i do.
-never.
-down.
-right.
-no, i dont think so.
-yeah, that'd be rad.
-sometimes. not usually.
-sometimes. not usually.
-haha, of course. all the time.
-yeah, i love it. dont read as much as i did when i was young, but i still make time.
-absolutely. until/unless we can communicate telepathically, the written word is important. i'd argue it would still be, even then.
-im reading this as i type it.
-oh, wait, like a book? because this comment doesnt have a title. should it have a title?
-i hope so.
-...yeah. yeah, it is.
-sure seems like it.
-yeeeeah.
-uhhh...sternum?
-hmm...my toe bones.
-yeah. its fine. i'd rank it somewhere in the middle of the ones we've had so far.
-yes, i do.
-how did i know you were gonna ask that? yes, i do.
-next to the front door.
page 3
-yes.
-yes. ya know what?..................no.
-kiiiind of. not the full on tingles or whatever, but its certainly relaxing.
-crinkling. whispering. inaudible speaking.
-i mean, even if i technically dont then, like i said, its still relaxing.
-yeah. i cant remember, but isnt this basically the same as #4? or was it #5?...which number are we on?
-classic rock.
-oh, thats a toughy. i dont really have favorite bands. i just listen to individual songs that i like.
-uhhhh...i dunno. anything that was formed in the last 10 years.
-pen.
-mmmm...not really. probably the lowest scoring sound so far.
-air.
-of course.
-violet.
-yeah, a couple times in my life.
-i cannot.
-absolutely.
-chicken.
-half-empty.
-ehh, i could take it or leave it. i'd say its like the second lowest ranking.
-no, not really. the wood scratching kinda just sounds like bad audio.
-we've had quite a few. sure, i guess. i could keep going.
-yeah, i'd be down.
-yes. even if the answer is that its unknowable.
-uhh...crap...uhhh, hold on. i....yeah, i dunno. i mean, i could count...but i'm just gonna say "i dont know".
you dont need anything else from me? okay, great. do i just...collect my payment from the lady at reception? excellent. okay, well...see you again sometime!
Kyrr-naion God dammit. I was gonna do this but someone beat me to it.
That deserves a round of applause (CLAP x5)
Kyrr-naion Do you need help?
"Do you think I asked you enough questions?"
No pls more
"Do you think sleeping is still important in this day and age ?"
Sleep ? The hell is that ?
This was fun. Honestly I love this.
Also
"What was their question?"
Me: "What is vaping?" *continuous questions about vaping*
are those tampons on your jacket
Lydia haha that's what I was wondering..cut up tampons with faces..
it's packing peanuts
FCG_Rocket oh! makes sense
Lydia You're beautiful.
Straight E you're desperate
haha those subtle little details like going cross eyed when we pause.
•My answers to the questions:
1)No i'm okay thanks
2)16:12 in the evening
3)7/6/2023
4)It's okay i guess
5)Yes sometimes
6)Same as the 5th answer
7)I don't have one
8)Same as the 7th answer
9)Same as the 7th answer
10)Same as the 7th answer
11)I don't remember
12)Same as the 11th answer
13)Same as the 11th answer
14)Not that much
15)I'm watching on my phone
16)I was laying on the couch
17)I was eating lunch
18)I don't remember
19)How am I supposed to remember that bro?💀
20)What do you mean?
21) I don't know what MASTICATE is
22)Same as the 21st answer
23)Same as the 21st answer
24)Yes
25)Yes, because there's no life without it
26)Spaghetti
27)There are a lot
28)Yes
29)Of course I do
30)Yes because you can't live without water or any drink, you need to be hydrated
31) Water mostly
32)Any type of alcohol
33)Uh yes? How am I supposed to live?
34) If you don't breath, you can't be alive so
35)A second ago
Visual test
1)Yes
•Next questions
36)Yes!!
37)We all people need sleep
38)This night
39)Yes
40)Thinking helps you with your life so yeah
41)Maybe an hour ago
42) It was about what to put on my suitcase for my holiday trip
43)Yes
44)A lot of times
45)Same as the 44th answer
46)I don't see any fingers up
47)Yes obviously
48)Yes, it makes you kind hearted mostly
49)My lunch
50)My boyfriend
51)What kind of question is that?💀
52)Yes
53)It gave me tingles
54)Yes many times
55)Up
56)Right
Visual test
1) No
•Next questions
57) I don't know
58)Yes
59)Yes
60)A lot of times
61)No
62)I don't know honestly
63) 3 weeks ago
64)It was a school book about science
65) I do (don't)
66) It is because it makes you think and get smart choices
67) What kind of question is that bro? Ofc i do💀
68) Yeah, because they help us walk, run and move generally
69) I don't have one
70)Same as the 69th answer
71)Yes
72)Of course I do
73) Yes because it protects your inner body from bacteria and viruses
74)On the balcony
75)A what now? Yeah of cource
76) yeah because it produces blood
77) No
78) I really don't have one
79)Because they help me relax and sleep
80)Not really
81)Kpop, pop and hiphop
82) BTS
83)Enhypen, they are my 3rd favourite singers but i love them!
84) Both
85)Yes
86)All the 4
87)Many times
88)Blue
89)No and i hope I won't get in the future
90) No
91) It would be cool
92)Seriously? What am i, Einstein?
93) I don't know
94)No
95)Yes
96)YES
97)NO
98)It depends
99) If i'm not wrong, you asked me 99 questions
At night when I poke around my ASMR feed, I always save you for last because I know you will be the one who actually makes me fall asleep. Ty for existing, Uncle E
Muhaha finally got to a video early, and all it took was staying up until 4am 😴 best sleep ever.
Sounds great, mate, so great.
Stewie Griffin shut up
Tommy Marett Smd
Stewie Griffin YOU TELL HIM, ALSO I AM BETTER THAN YOU SO YEAH SMD IF I HAD ONE
Did the fat man let you?
Man, I'm feeling weird emotionally, and it's 3am, and I'm staring at my screen sorta just feeling off, and then "peepee and poopoo" made me laugh because it came out of nowhere. Thanks for being silly ER.
Peepee poopoo, my friend. Peepee poopoo.
Something about your delivery in this one is absolutely perfect for tingles, and I keep coming back and rewatching it. Great job!
This was my first Rift video, it helped me fall asleep every night, I’m thankful for it
ER: what is your least favorite bone
Me: the bone in my big toe because I keep stubbing it
Alright you look like a mixture of shaun from fallout 4 and a childs coloring book
right?!
SHAUN!
Amazing to see how far you have come uncle E. been rocking with you since 2011, around when you first started out. Keep doing amazing things brother.
1:47 me when the teacher is talking about something really boring
With that hair, you should do a Zerg from Fifth Element Role-play.
aPpl pie I knew it reminded me of someone couldn't think who, thanks haha
aPpl pie zOrg, scrub (im only joking ;)
aPpl pie or Dr Strange too :)
*Zorg
Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg
asmrisdope fggf
9:23 this is literally the day before my grandfather died. I remember perfectly, I was playing with my friend on my holiday village waiting to have dinner in the village festivity. As they had snails to eat (European) I blamed them for my grandfather's death :)
The potential for asmr in this video is second to none. Possibly the best asmr video I've ever seen. I believe This is due to the length, the presence of quality sounds( mostly soft whispering + pen on paper sounds) and the placement/arrangement of random varieties of sounds. The comedic elements are appreciated too. I also enjoy ephemeral rifts masterlock cracking video and his other questionnaire videos. All very effective
Hey I just want to say thank you for all of your videos and stuff, it really helps me fall asleep. I’ve grown up with PTSD anxiety and depression since I was 11-12 years old, and that’s when I discovered ASMR and a year or two later found your channel and it’s helped me so much to have a decent night sleep and not have a panic attack or a anxiety attack when I lay down in bed, thank you
Doc: walks out wearing a cut up suit covered in random desk objects.
Me: "I have a good feeling about this guy."
Thought my man was wearing tampons for a sec
Your videos calm me down to the point where I can feel happy. They also distract me from the fact that my parents disowned me. Thank you, uncle E.
i guess you could say he’s wearing a..
*QUIESTIONABLE* suit?
i’m so sorry i’m in that weird 3:00AM stage right now and i just need sleep i’m just gonna go
"Do you Masticate?"
all the time
"on average how many times a day do you masticate"
20-30 depending on how much doritos I have
"when was the last time you masticated?"
I'm doing it now (slowly pulls out dorito bag) "crunch" "crunch" "snap" D:
also at 23:33 I think he is getting ready to Masticate some doritos! :D
I always turn off my AdBlock when I watch ER's videos
I wish there was native adblock integration to turn it off on specific youtube channels.
Response to Devin Pohl:
I think you can with Adblock. Although I prefer Ublock Origin.
help.getadblock.com/support/solutions/articles/6000067131-how-do-i-whitelist-a-specific-youtube-channel-
I just have it turned off on all RUclips.
It's called maymay
Why turn it off?
Oh my I’ve just realized that ER is left-handed.
Please make this a series. Questionnaires are my favorite. I HAVE SO MANY ANSWERS TO GIVE!! =D
This video made me question my sanity.
He was open to some questions at least, and it turns out he likes to masticate on a regular basis as well.
"What is your last favorite question" i hate it when they ask where i hid the bodies
Props to the effort. He actually sacrificed a suit jacket and rip it up and draw all over it and attach stuff on it. So much effort. So much ASMR
I thought I might not be able to sleep with how actively I was participating in answering the questions. But you did so many I ended up drifting off!!! Thank you so much for all of the effort you put into these videos; always long to be good for sleeping!
Also loved going cross-eyed for the pause.. haha
Er: whats your favourite question?
Me: That's a good question
Er: *writes it down*
Er: what's your least favourite question?
Me: That's also a good question
“Do you like breathing?”
Most of the time, yeah
Watched the whole video before bed and was honestly the most relaxing ever! I love being asked questions in asmr, and would love to see a part 2 :3
You are the best You Tuber, ASMRtist and Doctor ASMR!!! Congratulations for 1 Million Subs!!! I love you so much:)
"when was the last time you masticated?" "I don't know, about 10 minutes a-"
"Do you like food?"
I dunno, I mean, that's quite a tough question...
I wanted to do this, I know no one cares but-
1- actually im craving water tbh
2- 12:15 pm
3- 4th november 2020
4- not much. i can hear it but only briefly
5- yes, idk why but i find it interesting
6- obviously, questions need an answer
7- as long as it’s something deep and not trivial, i’m fine with any question
8- typical questions
9- short but exact answers
10- an answer that doesn’t really answer the question
11- idk maybe my brother
12- to pass him a sauce lmao
13- “okay, ugly” [passes sauce]
14- no, it makes me feel anxious
15- phone, while doing this, in bed
16- chatting with friends
17- having dinner
18- watching banana fish lol
19- i can’t even remember what i had yesterday for dinner :/
20- hmmm yes (?
21- 30 times per bite i try
22- 11pm
23- dark chocolate
24- not really i don’t enjoy eating m
25- ...no(?
26- probably plain rice and anything sweet
27- literally *so many* things
28- yeah
29- i always forget to drink
30- yes!
31- tonic
32- coffee
33- no (lmao just kidding.) (unless....)
34- not as much as it used to be
35- now.. now.. now.. now.. now..
36- [this has blown my mind]
***turns the page***
37- yes i love it but i don’t sleep that much
38- YES
39- today at 4:15am
40- NO.
41- Yes.
imma stop now, i’m tired jsjsjs
I remember when this came out. Time flies.
"Would you like something to drink?"
"Yes"
..........ok where's my drink?
E: Which came first; the chicken, or the egg?
Me: The Chegg
egg
The chegg
I'm a gay communist that's why, now go get English lessons
Your English sucks
You didnt
You are the best at ASMR!!! Thank you for helping me sleep without having nightmares
The best part for me? It's always the opening and closing of the door at the beginning of these videos, makes me tingle every time