I kinda wish you did some movies like this again. I mean, I love your humor and your universe, but these simple videos where you explore a trinket to it's fullest, is just so relaxing.
Even if you don’t want fall asleep (trust me, it’s me, long story), it’s nice to hear just a nice, soothing, and relaxing voice that’s a complete contrast and gives you a sensory change to loud, brash sounds, especially from like news and etc. Thank you so much, ER.
The variety of your countless themes and new ideas as well as the effort you seem to put into creating these videos is simply astounding. You deserve way more subs than you've got now, especially considering that many ASMRtists who started more recently have already grown bigger than you are now...
the quality of asmr overall is increasing I’d say for sure, but ER is always going to be the most impressive for me. he’s just so unique and creative, its always a nice twist to the process of relaxing
this video was a weighted idea, but when it comes to if people wanna watch rift do random shit for an hour, the scales are always a little tipped in his favor, and in the gramd scheme of things, itll always go wellch for him
Creativity is not ASMRs strong point you’ll usually see the same type of video on most channels. Even the channels more geared towards roleplays don’t have much imagination. ASMR was becoming stagnate. But one day a crazy middle aged man with a wife and kids suddenly appeared. Some people call him Uncle E... Ephemeral. Eer Doctor and many others... but I know him as Ephemeral Rift. The savior of ASMR.*que over the top music*
ER, you're my favorite. You are so creative and prolific, we never know what to expect from you next, except the guaranteed tingles! You deserve way more subs than you got now. People hype up a lot of new asmrtists who aren't even that good and don't put half as much effort as you and a lot of the old school asmrtists do for the community. To me, you're the best out there. Keep up the good work, king :D
There's a Zeroing Dial that brings the balance to a state of equilibrium, should be found on the non-visible side of the object. A black, indented, spinning dial used to counteract deterioration of the pre-balanced interior.
Empire Panic isn't that the knurled wheel on the threaded shaft that can be seen under the indicator point? It's already maxed over to the side that was high
So good to be one of the early ones to view this. I usually don’t see these until the next day. This video is super relaxing. Love what you do ER. You’re a legend!
The scale of this video is irresistibly *10/10*… Ever since i've subscribed to your channel, I've always been able to find sleep I suffer from insomnia and anxiety/stress and before I knew asmr it was a pain just to go to bed but when I discovered asmr, it was a bit weird for me and you were the only one that I could enjoy… You helped me a lot Rift… And I just want to say… *THANK YOU*
You are the best ASMRtist on RUclips by far, your microphones are on point, and your voice and timing is just spot on, every time, you have me feeling sleepy within minutes of watching. Thanks and keep up the hood work. 😃😴
You should make a collab video with Fred's voice, he's really into the whole syfy genre so I think he would find all your unique characters to be awesome.
ER, thanks for all the tingles and relaxation you bring. At first I wasn't really into all the ASMR roleplay, but the world you built is very intriguing and together woth the high quality of your videos it has really won me over. They never fail to bring me a good nights rest.
I love the SCP mug. Out of curiousity, which SCP, if any, are your favorite? Mine would have to be SCP-035, the Possessive Mask. Partly due to the excellent series Sedition. It would be so cool if you could have a patient possessed by the mask do an interview~
Hmm. You're not the type of guy to pick low-hanging fruit- especially with something so cool as an SCP. I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with!
Tight_As_Bark you know, even though that pun was clever, some people are probably gonna still get triggered for the simple fact that it is a pun. Not me though. I mean, it was a pretty *tight* joke to begin with, so I don't want those people to come *barking* up the wrong tree.
... Had my phone in my pocket washing a couple dishes while listening to this. Getting ready for a hard crash. Instantly paused the dishes to ensure that I in fact heard deli pickle... Sure as shit 🤣🤣🤣
30% comments: "Wow, a SCP mug" 25% comments "OMg HeS' LefT hANdEd LiKe Me i fEEl hOnoREd JusT for BEINg diFferEnt To RigHt HandED pEoPle JuST LikE mE1!!1!1!" %30 comments: Jokes 15% comments: Nice video
I know I replied to another one of your comments saying this but I love your name and 2 be fair I’m left handed and it is kinda cool to see another left handed person every now and then
I kinda wish you did some movies like this again. I mean, I love your humor and your universe, but these simple videos where you explore a trinket to it's fullest, is just so relaxing.
Found the sperg.
@@countbooga6997 because he likes the video? Grow up dude
Even if you don’t want fall asleep (trust me, it’s me, long story), it’s nice to hear just a nice, soothing, and relaxing voice that’s a complete contrast and gives you a sensory change to loud, brash sounds, especially from like news and etc. Thank you so much, ER.
I sure hope you're not watching the news!
@@EphemeralRifthonestly lmao
W h a t s t h e s t o r y
Yes please give story
The story, please❤
The variety of your countless themes and new ideas as well as the effort you seem to put into creating these videos is simply astounding.
You deserve way more subs than you've got now, especially considering that many ASMRtists who started more recently have already grown bigger than you are now...
Маршал Жуков communism
And?
щее не вмерла уукраина
Вона як раз вже вмерла...
the quality of asmr overall is increasing I’d say for sure, but ER is always going to be the most impressive for me. he’s just so unique and creative, its always a nice twist to the process of relaxing
It has been too long since I saw this man scratch his nutsack
GunNutGoneNuts
Accurate username.
I'm sorry what
Matthew K look up manly asmr 1 & 2
Im a bit knew here could I get explanation please
Dutch?
So this is why the Cthulhu Blocks are taking so long to come in the mail
Woah, are you skilled in precognition? Because those blocks are actually the next video!
Ephemeral Rift really?! I love those videos. They are relaxing. Thanks E.R.
@@EphemeralRift lol
Rift: The scale seems to be unbalanced-
Thanos: *triggered*
TheWinglessArtist N u e t r a l R e s p o n s e
We must eliminate half of all gravity to fix this
That would just result in an unbalanced scale with lower numbers :P
NOW
Joseph Mccracken no thank you
3:17 me weighing some weird tasting sugar a old man told me to weigh for him at the park
He wants you to work with him and suddenly "push it to the limit" starts humming in the distance
*an* old man.
this video was a weighted idea, but when it comes to if people wanna watch rift do random shit for an hour, the scales are always a little tipped in his favor, and in the gramd scheme of things, itll always go wellch for him
Creativity is not ASMRs strong point you’ll usually see the same type of video on most channels. Even the channels more geared towards roleplays don’t have much imagination. ASMR was becoming stagnate. But one day a crazy middle aged man with a wife and kids suddenly appeared. Some people call him Uncle E... Ephemeral. Eer Doctor and many others... but I know him as Ephemeral Rift. The savior of ASMR.*que over the top music*
ER, you're my favorite.
You are so creative and prolific, we never know what to expect from you next, except the guaranteed tingles!
You deserve way more subs than you got now. People hype up a lot of new asmrtists who aren't even that good and don't put half as much effort as you and a lot of the old school asmrtists do for the community.
To me, you're the best out there. Keep up the good work, king :D
"Mysterious green liquid"
Is that... tingle serum?
Damn ASMR-Spys... the tingle droids should be more carefull...
don’t worry guys, in Dr. T’s ceremony video he said that he was allies with Uncle E
I’ve always known that they were in the same universe
The ultimate crossover😳😳
CAN YOU BRING BACK THE SAMMICH MAN PLS........
Soon!!
Thanks! Love from India :)
Ephemeral Rift YES!!!!!!! MY LORD WILL RETURN!!!
Ephemeral Rift: *posts video*
Everyone in the comments: “Just woke up, time to sleep!”
Jake Bonaccorso me: *is staying up until 2 to try to find good ASMR sees this* "Yes! YES!"
Then there’s me, it’s 3 am I should be asleep and I see this 2 year old vid
I always wondered which is heavier, an ancient cuthulu relic, or a deli pickle. I guess now I have my answer
Use the slide rule on the front to offset the 2 gram balance disparity.
It triggers me he didn’t balance it b4 he put something on
It's already maxed to the left dumbass
Good to know I'm not the only one cringing at his use of the scale
There's a Zeroing Dial that brings the balance to a state of equilibrium, should be found on the non-visible side of the object. A black, indented, spinning dial used to counteract deterioration of the pre-balanced interior.
Empire Panic isn't that the knurled wheel on the threaded shaft that can be seen under the indicator point? It's already maxed over to the side that was high
"Ah yes, deli pickle" Tis the most rare artifact of ancient grocery stores.
Every time I see this video on my explore page it’s already fully watched but I can’t remember 10 minutes into this video ever🤧
There is no other asmr creator that puts me to sleep faster than you do. Thanks for being the best at what you do.
Ephemeral Rift is so talented… he makes the most random shit into amazing asmr
Man, what a great asmr video! For my personal taste, this is one of your all time best, AND one of the best I've ever seen. Thanks so much, good sir 🙂
So good to be one of the early ones to view this. I usually don’t see these until the next day. This video is super relaxing. Love what you do ER. You’re a legend!
The scale of this video is irresistibly *10/10*…
Ever since i've subscribed to your channel, I've always been able to find sleep
I suffer from insomnia and anxiety/stress and before I knew asmr it was a pain just to go to bed but when I discovered asmr, it was a bit weird for me and you were the only one that I could enjoy…
You helped me a lot Rift… And I just want to say…
*THANK YOU*
I know im super late but at 50:31 it is an SCP Foundation Mug!
H
I love your videos they help me relax due to my anxiety, that I have almost every other day, so again thank you
It's the least I can do! Wish you all my best!
Its 11:00pm here in Aus and I see uncle E has just posted, the dark one has heard my prayers !
Cpt Arganaut straya represent
Its roughly 11:50 now and fuck me if i don't make some macaroni i'm gonna shave something off.
7:30 where I live
Fuck damn in Vic its 12:02 and im darn late
Praise be to Papa Rift.
Just woke up, time for sleep!
Lol I actually slept in this time
You mean thyme for sleep?
You are the best ASMRtist on RUclips by far, your microphones are on point, and your voice and timing is just spot on, every time, you have me feeling sleepy within minutes of watching.
Thanks and keep up the hood work. 😃😴
Can we get the second edition of this with those weights... This has to be one of my face to watch
22:35 yo is that tingle serum? Do I smell a collab coming soon?
No idea what you mean, but it's most likely one of Corvus' secret remedies.
I love dr.t
It's coincidence. I don't think the two ASMRtists collaborate, even though they share a very alike theme.
You should make a collab video with Fred's voice, he's really into the whole syfy genre so I think he would find all your unique characters to be awesome.
Gotta appreciate all the unique easter eggs/references throughout the videos!
Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back lol
that's a heavy pickle.
something i've said in the comment section of a ph video already.
Uncle E’s résumé just keeps growing with tingles!
ER, thanks for all the tingles and relaxation you bring. At first I wasn't really into all the ASMR roleplay, but the world you built is very intriguing and together woth the high quality of your videos it has really won me over. They never fail to bring me a good nights rest.
Rift has the voice of a late night jazz radio host
I would absolutely love another one of these!!
Those weights at the beginning are amazing
0:06 everything seems to be in order - reminds me of some unforeseen consequences
Will u do a halloween candy VIDEO THIS year
SunSunASMR i love ur vids
Nobody cares!
@@logannyf looks like it... Lmao
22:50 is that tingle serum?
Scrolling through comments to see if anyone else thought that as well :p
The tingle serum belongs to Dr.T while this is from Corvus
I can' t sleep without your videos! Thx😃
This man will never run out of ideas I swear
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
His scale is coloured gold and blacc
No
No
Just got new noise cancelling headphones after having 1 earbud only working for 2 weeks! This is awesome
Ahh the master has uploaded
Great vid as always ER! Very relaxing
Aesthetic goals, this guy.
I love the SCP mug.
Out of curiousity, which SCP, if any, are your favorite?
Mine would have to be SCP-035, the Possessive Mask.
Partly due to the excellent series Sedition.
It would be so cool if you could have a patient possessed by the mask do an interview~
I have an idea or two in store. We'll see what happens!
Hmm. You're not the type of guy to pick low-hanging fruit- especially with something so cool as an SCP. I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with!
You have the best lighting in asmr ever
Fell asleep when he started writing. Woke up from my phone busting me in the face
Huh. Uncle E is left handed. Didn’t know that.
I always want a loud ass ad right before my nightly ASMR wonderful!!
Best asmr on youtube
That pin writing relaxed me so much thank you awesome video
I have the exact same model of scale on my desk!! And it does the same thing, the scale is off by a few grams
This mans doesn’t realize that you can rebalance a scale
This was nice, think I'm gonna krill my shelf
An hour and ten minutes? Psh I could watch this all damn day
Brilliant as always. How do you come up with so many ideas and props. Legendary asmrtist
30 seconds in and I'm already sleepy 😴😴😴😴
Villagers be like:
Yep the emerald goes all the way down and the feather does nothing
Seems fair to me!
Villager: “You’re getting a great price! I usually double the original amount”
Emma Cameron you suck get off the stage
Jack Thompson dude this is just the place for good vibes. Just chill, don’t boo people, and reconsider some things you see.
I hate my comment
Do another questionnaire video please!
Soon!!
You should please try switching out the pen for a pencil, I loved its sound in Capitalist ASMR!
1:05:00 is That SCP Fundation i am looking at?!
You're so creative, loving it.
11:45am time to sleep again!!
PHAZE209BEAST it's 11:51 and I'm wide away.
It's 12:12 am
It's 6:07 am
Malice TheWonderlandKid now its 4:10 am lol
Just saw this comment the same exact time
On the scale of ASMR videos, this ones up there.
Tight_As_Bark you know, even though that pun was clever, some people are probably gonna still get triggered for the simple fact that it is a pun. Not me though. I mean, it was a pretty *tight* joke to begin with, so I don't want those people to come *barking* up the wrong tree.
i really hope you do this again it was really relaxing
Definitely agree with that. This was extremely relaxing
that pickel was monstrous
We need a couple more if these balancing vids there just so great
8:00 Am and Time for Bed
Thats a bit early mate. Why not 4 am?
This might be my new favorite video
That mug at 50:18 doe
Like 2pm in uk. Time for sleep 😴
Ollie Waddo sameeeee 😬😂😂
No it's not
It's 11:53am in the USA right now
It only just occurred to me that the most likely reason it’s unbalanced is just the table not being level
When u put on full volume cuz of whisper and a ad comes up and blast your ear
Always good to see another left handed person ;)
yea, its really lonley sometimes
Elliott Sumner that’s not alright
I was waiting for rift to put a coin in to the scale and make a joke about how ”money has shifted the scales again”
Cthulhu statue!!!
I want one!
I've drawn him before but now if I draw him
I think I can make it more realistic
Then my first ones
50:36 Don’t drink from that mug
It will snap your neck
Radish T H E. P E A N U T. C O M E T H.
Pours favorite drink
Did you know that Bob Ross died on the 4th of July? What an American Icon
Perfectly balanced like all things should be.
I really wish there was a sequel to this
I slept right after 10 min in the middle of the afternoon :)
Whenever he said that the scales were in balance, they were off by like an inch😄. Still one of my favorite videos, keep it up rift!
... Had my phone in my pocket washing a couple dishes while listening to this. Getting ready for a hard crash. Instantly paused the dishes to ensure that I in fact heard deli pickle... Sure as shit 🤣🤣🤣
Good morning ER!
Did anyone else hear the audio cut out at 2:23?
SS2 Masako no
9:42 Candy man was here
Someone from an anime spice and wolf actually sawed off a small part on the opposite side so he could pay less because it looked even with the table
We finally have the technology to debunk the myth....
Which is heavier: a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers!
daltonASMR The findings seem to be very conclusive:
Bricks are denser than feathers but one pound is always one pound.
Endermage77 I disagree
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be...
I was 96% asleep on my couch and then I'm pretty sure a loud ass boom just woke me up, but I'm not sure
I really love the lighting how do you do it?
I don't give away my secrets!
It's one light on an angle with a vignette effect in post production! Easy peasy!
Thanks Uncle E :) I really love your videos by the way, they are so awesome and creative. You're really helping me trough some tough times
Another winner! You wonderful ASMR freak/genius! We luv ya
ER this one totally works. Sweet RP.
Much love from Ireland :) !! 💗💗💗
30% comments:
"Wow, a SCP mug"
25% comments
"OMg HeS' LefT hANdEd LiKe Me i fEEl hOnoREd JusT for BEINg diFferEnt To RigHt HandED pEoPle JuST LikE mE1!!1!1!"
%30 comments:
Jokes
15% comments:
Nice video
Great data mining distribution analysis.
I know I replied to another one of your comments saying this but I love your name and 2 be fair I’m left handed and it is kinda cool to see another left handed person every now and then
8:20 in Chicago, time to go back to sleep 😂