So in case anyone wants to know, the way to counter the Valkyries' blinding move is to turn around. I guess it makes sense, but I don't know how you're supposed to figure that out. I only found out by watching no damage boss fights.
In case you don't know the reason the trolls are reused so much for bosses is due to the game having many budget cuts due to this game actually having a rocky development process and the game sorta being the saving grace for Santa Monica Studios due to the development company failing a different IP so there was supposed to be much grander and better bosses, however because this game was such a success, Ragnorok has alot of budget so it should have far more unique bosses
@@professortubby23 yeah it did unfortunately. The bigass bird thing in Helheim was supposed to be a boss but because of the budget cuts it couldn't be added to the game.
@noko Yes. But to a guy that has gone centuries without feeling anything, he is stimulated by that pain. He can finally feel something he has not felt.
Never have i felt the sheer anxiety and then victory of that last valkrie fight, holy shit! Those valkries are really fucking challenging to fight but when you win it feels amazing
Literally felt as good as high sex. Holy shit the first time I beat sigrun was just 👌. Wouldn’t have traded that feeling for the world back then tbh. Have beat her ass silly 3 times since on GMGOW difficulty. 😁😁
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Zanny finding the stomp move from the Valkyries hot is probably the most relatable thing I've experienced from him. The devs knew what they were doing, especially the fact that they hold one hand on their hips while trampling you.
Dude, when I finally beat the Valkyrie Queen I was filled with such a dopamine rush. I had never felt more accomplished in my skill in that game. Her and the valkyries are a true test of how good you are at God of War. Ripping their wings off after the torment is just icing on the cake
I feel you dude. Getting my ass handed to me by all the previous Valkyries like minimum of 20 times each clearly paid off because when I finally got the Queen all the special moves that they pull out were seared into my brain, beat her on the first try and I fuckin screamed. Probably one of my favourite gaming memories.
Ik I had to find the best way beating her and the best way was mostly using my weapons abilities not the weapon itself for damage but also using the rage revive so I can throw boulders for dmg.
Ohohoho tell me about it. On give me god of war difficulty, one hit from her and its over. After 4 days of not giving up and memorising all counters to her abilities, the adrenaline rush got to me so bad. If this had multiplayer i swear i would ve been a god at it.
this was my first ever god of war game cos I never had consoles for it originally but my friend trolled me into thinking playing "give me god of war" would give me a trophy so I did that, haven't beaten valk queen on it way too hard for my scrubby ass 🥲😂
i just bought me a GoW special edition playstation for that game and played it on highest difficulty, i think the valks was my favorite achievement i ever had after i had arround 150 attemps on the last valk
I am obsessed with the idea of Kratos being miserable throughout the entire game, then seeing some frogs and feeling true joy for the first time since Faye died
Okay, that scene where Kratos is like "Watch. Your. Tone. Boy." Is amazing for so many reasons, lighting in his face gets a little darker and the way he stands up slowly... This is what a father who's holding back looks like😂😂 it's actually scary
God of tore 1:28 God of forgor 4:25 God of awe 4:31 God of awwwww 6:31 God of bore 7:22 God of poor 7:33 God of major 7:46 God of narrator 8:47 God of lore 9:35 God of soar 10:52 God of Anakin Skywalker (but say it weirdly so it's 'or' instead of 'er') 12:48 God of more 13:39 God of Thor 15:55 God of more (Kylo Ren version) 18:18 God of no more 22:05
@@larniieplayz6285 the flash show made by CW, I edited my comment to make it more clear to what I am talking about, the flash has lied and called Barry the fastest man alive even though he can't dodge some ice
I remember trying to beat the first Valkyrie for 12 hours straight. Didn’t work so I completed the next story section. And then I returned to the dungeon almost with the same stats and beat the Valkyrie on the third try. Scripts in this game are insane
Fun fact: If you thought that the valkyries are already hard and give you nightmares then you will probably hate the Game if you start new Game plus. Especially on the hardest difficulty because almost every enemy especially the valkyries get a lot more moves and attack much faster. Good luck for those who wanna lose their mind Edit: I forgot to say that that I'm not bitching about the Games difficulty at all. Fighting the valks was one the most fun experiences I had. Hope the next Game is even harder.
Worst part is my younger brother does this shit for fun , like deadass mans made fun of me for not doing give me god of war. But what should I expect that little shit plays sekiro for fun on my+.
Yeah, my second play through of GOW at max difficulty made me really, really hate the encounter with Gondul. In the video she does the flying attack just once, but at max difficulty she can do it 5 or 6 times in a row. Amazing.
Zanny: This is a longer puppy break than usual because it’s Kirin’s birthday, so if you wanna get back to the video, here’s a timestamp Literally everyone: No
13:17 this is because freya told everything not to harm baldur except for mistletoe bc she thought that there was no way mistletoe could harm him, that's why the curse only lifted when he hit the mistletoe.
It took me too long to realize that Zanny was intentionally getting stomped on Also I think the devs knew what they were going for with the whole stomping thing
The game: *Puts Zanny through a super-hard bossfight where the boss steps on you as an added form of humiliation* Zanny: *Having a bone-shattering orgasm*
@@Mfkz_imw that bitch can burn in that realm or whatever but because I was actively hunting for Valkyries and I got my ass handed to me fighting each of them more than I could count, I learned their attacks' pattern while also farming the shit out of th mist realm before hand, I got the queen on the third try
yea I first watched a play through of this game before I played it myself years later. I saw the valkyrie room and I turned the fuck around before starting the boss
@@Mfkz_imw I remember I grinded the valkyrie quests after finishing the story whenever my parents shut down my internet so I couldnt play online games. Took me like three fcking days to best the wueen and i was pretty much maxed out with all the valkyrie armor and the shit thats even better lmao
“To her, it was a gift. To him, a curse. Now a lot of people miss this but this actually a subtle reference to my mom banning me from video games when I was younger” Made me laugh so hard I woke my parents up
17:04 What a cool reference to the actually mythos there! So Basically in the myths loki is a the guy that killed baldur by giving him a plant that would actually be able to hurt him in anyways Since freya made it so that nothing on earth can hurt baldur except for one plant and let's say its the devil's fuge So yeah accurate
This is one of the only games I’ve platinum’d and I will always be glad I did. Even if I did have to hunt down 50 glowing birds. Also I hope to see you kill the Valkyrie Queen zanny!
12:57 did they? From what I remember Kratos barely ever uses the blades to actually kill gods. He kills Ares with the giant golden bridge sword, Athena, Gaia and Kronos with the Blade of Olympus, he rips Hade's soul with his own claws, Pummeled Hercules with his own Cesti and of course, the great classics, he f***ing murders Helios, Zeus, Hera and Poseidon with his bare hands. The only Gods Kratos kills with the chains are... I guess just Hermes? That's it? Kind of weird when you think about it.
while I dont want to undermine anybody's efforts in the bosses, any valkiry flying attack (exept the ice shard barrage) can be interrupted with atreus, doesnt matter if it a blind aoe, a ring attack or anything else, the moment u see the valkiry take off shoot with atreus and she'll fall. it works on sugrun too.
God I felt that ending so much. Having to say out loud exactly what you have to do next. And then getting mad at yourself for getting too greedy with the attacks
This was the best kirin break and we got to hear different versions of zannys laugh thanks to his family. All identical but different must run in the family
19:32 Killing the Valkyrie there restores all your meter and you can interrupt some of there air attacks by throwing your axe and the Deadly Mist armor is pretty good armor
After a solid hour of being curb stomped by Sigurn or however you spell that boots name the moment the finish popped up I enjoyed it a little too much 😂😂
I beat the game multiple times and I've now stacked all of my skills and stats. I'm going to replay the whole game again but in the hardest difficulty (god of war) a few days before ragnarok comes out so that things will be fresh in my mind! This game is just too good that you can't help but visit it even after you've already unlocked or discovered everything!
I used to speedrun ng+ stack. Got to just under 5h glitchless. Over 500 runs gathering all the dew of ygddrasil in gmgow. never 1st tried sigrun tho. After my 1st try off malenia in elden ring i think i got to try more gow
If you’ve never played give me god of war mode Just know your in for one of the most painful but satisfying experiences of your life lmao Atleast until the end of the game , where your gear gets so good the game isn’t nearly as difficult
It's shame besides the valkyries which are copy paste. The other like 4 bosses are boring af, hopefully ragnarok has more enemies and bosses because gow was boring af besides the story.
@@walx274 Yep, which is exactly why I made sure to max out all of my stats first. Beating Sigrun (or any valkyries) at normal difficulty alone already gave me heartburn 🥲🥲
i just finished this game... masterpiece! First and only time i tried to kill one, i thought it was the main objective,so i tried millions of times to kill one ... boy was i happy when i found out those were optional lmao.. i will never go back to this game just to face em... id definitely break my controler .. maybe a throwback to help brok and sindri with their thing
I’ve played through Dark souls 1 and 3, Sekiro, Bloodborne, and now Elden Ring and I gotta say beating the Valkyries in God of War was still the best feeling I’ve gotten from beating a “boss”. It’s so damn satisfying after learning everything they can throw at you and the fluidity of the combat just makes you feel so powerful but also careful and strategic. Can’t wait for some really challenging bosses in Ragnorak!
I started playing this game as my first ever God of War last month and it has been an amazing experience, and yes those Valkaries are a true challenge but so satisfying to beat, like the combat in this game is like you're inside a Viking movie so cinematic and awesome, after beating the game days ago I raised the difficulty to Give me a challenge and now I'm grinding Niflheim and Musphelheim and it's challenging as fuck but so fun. Can't wait for Ragnarok
@@DurpyKraken yeah the soulsborne bosses are definitely more interesting in terms of lore and character design but very few are satisfying to beat in my opinion. Honestly Sekiro has the most satisfying boss fights to date for a soulsborne game. Genichiro is definitely a highlight for me.
For those who don't know how to counter the Valkyries' blinding attack, you just need to throw your axe at her face, this will stop her before she completes the attack, works every time. You can even disrupt some red warning (attacks that you can't block) attacks by throwing the axe at the correct time. TMYK.
Tip for valkyries when doing the blind attck thing just turn around, staff is smashing in the ground toss the axe when hearing volhalia give them 2 seconds then dodge.
Zanny: plays a suspenseful gory game about a former God slayer trying to reach the highest mountain in all of the nine worlds to spread her late wife's ash with his son. also Zanny: **F O R G**
I love how there's so much to do in a regular NG cycle but then in NG+ there's new equipment and talismans to keep you going... please keep that in the sequel
I actually enjoyed most of the Valk fights. Whenever I got blinded, I just endlessly rolled around until I could see again. Beating the Queen was one of the greatest gaming moments I've ever had.
same , elden ring is my first souls like game but I would say I already got a taste of souls like games by beating the queen ,defeating her felt so liberating .
when atreus chucks the knife into modis neck and zanny just sais "birmingham" in the most dead serious tone, i cracked so hard xd. easily the most underrated joke of this video
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Ngl i have toby Maguires physique
Zanny you want to try gran turismo 7 it’s a racing game but it has a cool story so just a game recommendation
You could always try other difficulties.
Are you going to upload a new video of subnautica below zero on RUclips.
you better tell kirin happy birthday from mi part
So in case anyone wants to know, the way to counter the Valkyries' blinding move is to turn around. I guess it makes sense, but I don't know how you're supposed to figure that out. I only found out by watching no damage boss fights.
You can also shoot her down with your axe iirc
Or shoot it out of the sky.
Bruh. it's like you know that fire's weakness is water, but it's so simple that you can't believe it's suppose to be that simple.
Axe throw stops the attack. Gotta have fast reflexes tho so get gud
I just use Atreus
In case you don't know the reason the trolls are reused so much for bosses is due to the game having many budget cuts due to this game actually having a rocky development process and the game sorta being the saving grace for Santa Monica Studios due to the development company failing a different IP so there was supposed to be much grander and better bosses, however because this game was such a success, Ragnorok has alot of budget so it should have far more unique bosses
Wait really? I knew about the rocky development and the failed ip but i did not know about the budget cuts to it.
@@professortubby23 yeah it did unfortunately. The bigass bird thing in Helheim was supposed to be a boss but because of the budget cuts it couldn't be added to the game.
Also, why is he always screaming??
@@sneoea6674 damn. You think we would’ve fought it when we were going passed it on the flying boat
what other IP did they fail on?
Baldur: I'm vulnerable again!
Also Baldur: I am going to immediately fight this guy who I have lost to on several occasions already.
He is a fool indeed but then he would have been called a coward if he'd left.
u really think a man cursed with immortality and numbness hating it, and fianlly feeling pain wont wanna feel it again?
@noko Yes. But to a guy that has gone centuries without feeling anything, he is stimulated by that pain. He can finally feel something he has not felt.
@@aryan7767 He could've just rubbed one out though lol
@@jordanbrookins7840 getting punched across the countryside probably felt like rubbing one out ×10
Anyone who’s beat the Valkyries understands the pure catharsis in this scream 21:43
I was playing at 1:00 am when I beat Kara, everyone in the house was asleep and it took all my willpower to not scream
Beating gondoul is a fuking task. She still haunts my dreams
he didn't even fight Sigrun lol
Gondul's meteor when she dodges is the stuff of nightmares and nearly thrown chairs
I beat them all multiple times, including sigrun on give me a challenge. I haven’t done give me god of war because I don’t hate myself that much
Never have i felt the sheer anxiety and then victory of that last valkrie fight, holy shit! Those valkries are really fucking challenging to fight but when you win it feels amazing
I turned easy mode on to complete atleast one valk
@@cyano3d the best way to fight the valkyries is just runic Spam while dodging their attacks.
@@ac3clawx501 did you just describe all of soulsbourne combat mechanics in one sentence lol
Literally felt as good as high sex. Holy shit the first time I beat sigrun was just 👌. Wouldn’t have traded that feeling for the world back then tbh. Have beat her ass silly 3 times since on GMGOW difficulty. 😁😁
It honestly reminded me so much of Dark Souls
"Kratos, you're raising a school shooter, say something"
Given the final twist of the game, this is extremely accurate.
Care to elaborate on that?
@@okhoa7922 his son is Loki
@@okhoa7922 Atreus is Loki, the Norse god of deceit and trickery, who come Ragnarok will betray the gods of Asgard in the battle to destroy the world.
@@PhileasLiebmann well that’s marvel loki
@@crows6591 no that's just Loki Loki
When Zanny finds out there’s a queen Valkyrie he’s going to straight up cry
Someone will have to tell him about the valk in niflhiem first tho
I want to see she him suffer like the rest of us who had to fight the queen Valkyrie
He fought the second strongest Valkyrie but even that Valkyrie is nothing in compared to the queen
I was hoping he would come across the one in the Niflheim maze. A timed valkryie fight was just evil on the dev’s part
Yeah I’m trying to spread the word get a Zanny to fight the queen Valkyrie
4:31 the fact that you get excited by seeing frogs and not having a weird necessity of killing them, says that you´re a pretty good person hahaha
LMAO! Most gamers including myself definitely killed a few frogs and birds.
I wanted to if it could die
"Can we trade? Keep the child."
Perfect response to an armored dragon.
Then baldur throws the kid back to kratos and leaves to the edge of the world until kratos loses his interest on the trade..
you're a great papa Zanny
Oh aaaa what do I do to get your attention oh I know ahhh stay hydrated
Can you adopt me I swear I’m hydrated jeff
why does this hydrated god have only 16 likes
He hasn't been staying hydrated tho
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Zanny: this is a longer puppy-break than usual, if you wanna skip forward here’s a timestamp
Me: No I don’t think I will
W H O S K I P S T H E P U P P Y B R E A K S
and we demand longer kirin break
@@xadethewanderer8965 me 😈
@@xadethewanderer8965 me
Captain America.
Zanny finding the stomp move from the Valkyries hot is probably the most relatable thing I've experienced from him. The devs knew what they were doing, especially the fact that they hold one hand on their hips while trampling you.
and calling you "unworthy" and "filth"... valkyries? more like valkinkies!
I think it’s funny we all know about mommy high heel kink
I think if I played this game it would be impossible for me to beat this valkyrie lol
truth
Dude, when I finally beat the Valkyrie Queen I was filled with such a dopamine rush. I had never felt more accomplished in my skill in that game. Her and the valkyries are a true test of how good you are at God of War. Ripping their wings off after the torment is just icing on the cake
Then he’s going to feel depression when he fights the queen Valkyrie
I feel you dude. Getting my ass handed to me by all the previous Valkyries like minimum of 20 times each clearly paid off because when I finally got the Queen all the special moves that they pull out were seared into my brain, beat her on the first try and I fuckin screamed. Probably one of my favourite gaming memories.
We need the Zanny to fight the queen Valkyrie
Ik I had to find the best way beating her and the best way was mostly using my weapons abilities not the weapon itself for damage but also using the rage revive so I can throw boulders for dmg.
Ohohoho tell me about it. On give me god of war difficulty, one hit from her and its over. After 4 days of not giving up and memorising all counters to her abilities, the adrenaline rush got to me so bad. If this had multiplayer i swear i would ve been a god at it.
Was really hopping to see Zanny take on the final 9th Valkyrie. Played the whole game on hard except for that one fight.
this was my first ever god of war game cos I never had consoles for it originally but my friend trolled me into thinking playing "give me god of war" would give me a trophy so I did that, haven't beaten valk queen on it way too hard for my scrubby ass 🥲😂
@@eyelesstrooper there’s some vids on yt which will make you feel sorry for the valk queen. They helped me out as well.
i just bought me a GoW special edition playstation for that game and played it on highest difficulty, i think the valks was my favorite achievement i ever had after i had arround 150 attemps on the last valk
@@eyelesstrooper It took me 9000 tries to beat Gondul on GMGOW, don't give up lol
Same
Atreus: They called me "Loki"
Everyone else: *Freaking out*
Zanny: Kill him.....kill him now........dew it.
Time
Well there is an infinity gauntlet item and special stones you can use with it in-game.
I’m so unfamiliar with the game that I have no clue what it is about
And then he would just faked his death like always😂
@@sidecharacter7165 HOW DO I GET IT NOWWWW
I am obsessed with the idea of Kratos being miserable throughout the entire game, then seeing some frogs and feeling true joy for the first time since Faye died
Mimir: * Recites deep lore *
Zanny: ITs a fRoG :)))))))))
4:45 at this moment I understood why this was game of the year. Outstanding, just outstanding.
Mine was when that Valkyrie was stomping on his face... I mean, what?
Crazy
@@jonbaxter2254 Okay bro 😂😂😂
@@jonbaxter2254 yeah I'm gonna buy a PS5 just to get stomped by her
Does Red dead 2 have frogs? I don’t think so
"Kratos, you're raising a school-shooter"
Best out of context line from Zanny, ever.
"hold on boy, we're going to the balls"
@@SIC-zh3bl yeah, you win.
"My son, the secretary of war"
bruh
it's actually a subtle reference ro zanny's father raising him as a school-shooter
"Look Atreus, a FROG! I can't believe I've never THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!!!"
Actual zanny moment.
Okay, that scene where Kratos is like "Watch. Your. Tone. Boy." Is amazing for so many reasons, lighting in his face gets a little darker and the way he stands up slowly... This is what a father who's holding back looks like😂😂 it's actually scary
The glint in his eyes disappears as well when he says that
Whatever
@@AdityaChaturvedi28 ...
...
...
BOI IF YOU DON'T-
@@wumbosaurus9121 were you talking to me? Think you didn't like my tone.
It’s like when you talk back to your mom when you’re 4 and your dad puts you straight
Zanny to friends: “hey, you wanna come to my dog’s birthday party?”
Literally all Zanny fans: “…….yes.”
If you ever feel useless, remember that the timestamp to skip it exists
@@Vamp1ricm0use hey someone had to make your mom happy
@@forkliftcertifed123 what?
@@forkliftcertifed123nice line but what
God of tore 1:28
God of forgor 4:25
God of awe 4:31
God of awwwww 6:31
God of bore 7:22
God of poor 7:33
God of major 7:46
God of narrator 8:47
God of lore 9:35
God of soar 10:52
God of Anakin Skywalker (but say it weirdly so it's 'or' instead of 'er') 12:48
God of more 13:39
God of Thor 15:55
God of more (Kylo Ren version) 18:18
God of no more 22:05
Thank you.
(4:16)
“It was an accident boy,”
“I forgor”
Had me dying😂😂😂
zanny's become too fast. His completion time for each game has shortened from around 6 videos to 1-2.
*My god, he has the speedforce.*
Let's just hope his speed doesn't have the consistency as the CW speed force
His goals are beyond our understanding...
@@Whatsabird CW?
@@larniieplayz6285 the flash show made by CW, I edited my comment to make it more clear to what I am talking about, the flash has lied and called Barry the fastest man alive even though he can't dodge some ice
I remember trying to beat the first Valkyrie for 12 hours straight. Didn’t work so I completed the next story section. And then I returned to the dungeon almost with the same stats and beat the Valkyrie on the third try. Scripts in this game are insane
Shittiest game ever. Does not deserve goty.
@@heetpumz1103 stay mad
@@heetpumz1103 no goty? 🥺
@@heetpumz1103 The valks are so fucking easy once you bother to learn the game. Stay mad shitter.
@@heetpumz1103 that's bait
Zanny's decreasing interest in this game is actually a subtle reference to my parents losing interest in me growing up. Easy to miss, that one
For those frogs, a few devs were like “you know what this insanely action packed game needs? Small frogs to put into scale the value of small frogs.”
Fun fact: If you thought that the valkyries are already hard and give you nightmares then you will probably hate the Game if you start new Game plus. Especially on the hardest difficulty because almost every enemy especially the valkyries get a lot more moves and attack much faster.
Good luck for those who wanna lose their mind
Edit: I forgot to say that that I'm not bitching about the Games difficulty at all. Fighting the valks was one the most fun experiences I had. Hope the next Game is even harder.
Worst part is my younger brother does this shit for fun , like deadass mans made fun of me for not doing give me god of war. But what should I expect that little shit plays sekiro for fun on my+.
Yeah, my second play through of GOW at max difficulty made me really, really hate the encounter with Gondul. In the video she does the flying attack just once, but at max difficulty she can do it 5 or 6 times in a row. Amazing.
I beat all the valkyries except Sigrun on New Game +.
She is just INSANE
@@filipvadas7602 me too, I made it all the way to Sigrun on new game plus and give me god of war, and I couldn't beat her
6:00
Kratos bouta bring out the belts of chaos.
Zanny experiencing neuron activation from seeing two frogs hopping around was the most wholesome thing I've seen the whole day
"Noo,my son ...he's the secretary of war" that got me
18:47 when he saw the valkyrie and turned around. I just lost it hahaha
Boss music nearby
Zanny: Gives us a time-stamp to skip the puppy break
The community: No, I don't think I will
Never skip doggo time.
@@Wicked061 doggo time is holy time
If you skip Puppy breaks then you are Banned from the Zan Clan
If you skip puppy breaks, you're a groomer
Zanny: This is a longer puppy break than usual because it’s Kirin’s birthday, so if you wanna get back to the video, here’s a timestamp
Literally everyone: No
13:17 this is because freya told everything not to harm baldur except for mistletoe bc she thought that there was no way mistletoe could harm him, that's why the curse only lifted when he hit the mistletoe.
6:08 I feel like one of these days Kratos just unlocks a new weapon called "The Belt"
_Zeus' Fury._
Most powerful upgrade "La chancla"
@@eazhe3716 Take this power Kratos. Go forth in the name of Olympus.
😂
It took me too long to realize that Zanny was intentionally getting stomped on
Also I think the devs knew what they were going for with the whole stomping thing
The game: *Puts Zanny through a super-hard bossfight where the boss steps on you as an added form of humiliation*
Zanny: *Having a bone-shattering orgasm*
did he know?
If only they actually looked good...
After 4 years he’s finally playing the game yet I’m still enjoying him play it
The “push him off right now” had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣
I tried to beat a valkyrie two tries and I said a big no to it, till this day she's still just there haunting my memories lol
Good thing you didn't follow through the valkyrie queen has everything the others have like 200× more health and damage
@@Mfkz_imw I have no regrets then, I wanna keep my sanity
@@Mfkz_imw that bitch can burn in that realm or whatever but because I was actively hunting for Valkyries and I got my ass handed to me fighting each of them more than I could count,
I learned their attacks' pattern while also farming the shit out of th mist realm before hand, I got the queen on the third try
yea I first watched a play through of this game before I played it myself years later. I saw the valkyrie room and I turned the fuck around before starting the boss
@@Mfkz_imw I remember I grinded the valkyrie quests after finishing the story whenever my parents shut down my internet so I couldnt play online games. Took me like three fcking days to best the wueen and i was pretty much maxed out with all the valkyrie armor and the shit thats even better lmao
Game: "telling important imformation about what he needs to do now"
Zanny: "Ohhhhh shit, frogss, lets gooooo"
Olrun: 'Unworthy! Unworthy!"
Zanny: "Yes I'm unworthy!"
Ayo wtf
Nobody :
Atreus : going creative mode and spawning wolfs*
Your not wrong brother
“To her, it was a gift. To him, a curse. Now a lot of people miss this but this actually a subtle reference to my mom banning me from video games when I was younger”
Made me laugh so hard I woke my parents up
Did your mom ban you from video games cause of this?
And then banned you from Video games
But you dont have any remember? they disowned you for playing to much Genshin
Little did zanny know there is a bigger enemy that could break his mind and then break the pieces left
The Valkyrie queen?
@@goopguy548 just seeing the health bar hurts
@@blauwyvern2956 beating her feels like bsing a war survivor
(joke)
Sigrun alone increased the global energy drink sales
14:11 Atreus went epic there
zanny is forever fighting valkeries
17:04
What a cool reference to the actually mythos there!
So Basically in the myths loki is a the guy that killed baldur by giving him a plant that would actually be able to hurt him in anyways
Since freya made it so that nothing on earth can hurt baldur except for one plant and let's say its the devil's fuge
So yeah accurate
Tbh these god of war games made me interested in Norse and Greek mythology
This is one of the only games I’ve platinum’d and I will always be glad I did. Even if I did have to hunt down 50 glowing birds.
Also I hope to see you kill the Valkyrie Queen zanny!
I got a half sleeve of mimirs mountain I'm getting it finished in August I'm so excited It's the first one I platinumed too I love it so much
The moment Kratos finally grabs Atreus away from Baldur
"That's my boy!"
They smack into a rock and get separated.
"No my boy!"
"Father help!"
That "It was an accident boy." at the 4:19 made me laugh 1 minute straight.
The Valkyries are truly the test of Zanny's skill.
Unfortunately, he can download all.
New God of War might actually convince me to get a PS5
That game is gonna be so insane, you really should play it when it comes out, supposedly in the June-September period
or a… fucking ps4 I guess
I wish you luck getting one. Its been almost more than a year and they are still constantly out of stock (unless you buy from a theiving scalper)
the only reason i bought one
I Got one Just for god of war Ragnarök
13:38
It took a couple of years, but I knew this day would come
"Why do you care? You could have walked away!"
Everybody: *THE IRONY*
Nothing makes me happier than watching late-game battles like the Valkries. The combos, the particle effects, the hype, the MUSIC, it’s awesome
18:32 i cant believe zanny turned into pervy
MORE
GIVE ME MORE
I didn’t know that fact Zanny. Thanks for telling me.
8:23 Noo my son! Secretary of War
I died XD
I sincerely enjoyed watching this video in its entirety.
Nice
Haha get it because it just came out yea so funny
Ah yes, in its entirety
@@Madd0628 alright calm down mate
mf the video's only been up for 9 minutes
12:57 did they? From what I remember Kratos barely ever uses the blades to actually kill gods.
He kills Ares with the giant golden bridge sword, Athena, Gaia and Kronos with the Blade of Olympus, he rips Hade's soul with his own claws, Pummeled Hercules with his own Cesti and of course, the great classics, he f***ing murders Helios, Zeus, Hera and Poseidon with his bare hands. The only Gods Kratos kills with the chains are... I guess just Hermes? That's it? Kind of weird when you think about it.
go play chain and ghost
That is weird
It hasn't killed them but it has has always been the reason of fall of other gods
Me seeing thumbnail: Bully Maguire as God of War?!? 👀💦
With great power comes God killing ability
I actually thought it was a patch thus clicking but still enjoyed the vid tho
putting dirt in eyes
TOBEY IS THE GIGACHAD OF SPIDERMAN
Atreus: The giants called me…Loki?
Zanny: Push him off right now!
17:34
*softly* don’t
while I dont want to undermine anybody's efforts in the bosses, any valkiry flying attack (exept the ice shard barrage) can be interrupted with atreus, doesnt matter if it a blind aoe, a ring attack or anything else, the moment u see the valkiry take off shoot with atreus and she'll fall. it works on sugrun too.
Or axe throw. Although it's kinda risky, shooting with Atreus is much safer since you could still hold block.
Unless you have give me god of war difficulty
Just a tip for the valkyries: use boys light arrows; they do more damage
The amount of content even after completing the story, like dwarves favours I particularly enjoyed!!! Love this game
Game devs: Work hours on cool enemies
Zanny : Omg A Frog! ANOTHER ONE!
God I felt that ending so much. Having to say out loud exactly what you have to do next. And then getting mad at yourself for getting too greedy with the attacks
Who would win in a fight: edgelord Cal or unblockable Valkyrie?
Edgelord cal of course
The Valkyrie imma be honest
Edgelord cal Is easy you just need patience and need to know when you can hit them
@@philipkoch7570 3 point saber combo? Gonna have to test this.
Wait what all I did to defeat him was just wait for him to do one attack so I can hit them once or two times I don’t know I haven’t done it in Years
2:42
“This is getting out of Hand, Now their are 2 of them!”
4:16
And that your Skin is Light Gray because it’s his Half Sisters and Her Mothers Ashes
12:03 “when are these two dropping an album?”
Jortmungandr : “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
19:00 Yooo so glad you gave a shoutout to the best Viking show and the best historical drama on Netlfix!
Watching Zanny struggle with like the easier Valkyries fills me with like a little malevolent anticipation for watching him fight the Valkyrie Queen
This was the best kirin break and we got to hear different versions of zannys laugh thanks to his family. All identical but different must run in the family
The game: Explaining Kratos life.
What Zanny understood: 4:31
I felt so proud of myself when I finally beat all the Valkyries, they give a dope armor, but yeah never again, one lifetime of agony was enough
19:32 Killing the Valkyrie there restores all your meter and you can interrupt some of there air attacks by throwing your axe and the Deadly Mist armor is pretty good armor
I love this information that has been given to me through this incredible video
Ikr
After a solid hour of being curb stomped by Sigurn or however you spell that boots name the moment the finish popped up I enjoyed it a little too much 😂😂
Took me fr like 3 hours and my joy was unequivocal
Man this vid was great, i could feel the gamer relief at the end there. God of War is truly an amazing game!
I beat the game multiple times and I've now stacked all of my skills and stats. I'm going to replay the whole game again but in the hardest difficulty (god of war) a few days before ragnarok comes out so that things will be fresh in my mind! This game is just too good that you can't help but visit it even after you've already unlocked or discovered everything!
I used to speedrun ng+ stack. Got to just under 5h glitchless. Over 500 runs gathering all the dew of ygddrasil in gmgow. never 1st tried sigrun tho. After my 1st try off malenia in elden ring i think i got to try more gow
God of war difficulty against the Valkyrie queen made me want to kms
If you’ve never played give me god of war mode
Just know your in for one of the most painful but satisfying experiences of your life lmao
Atleast until the end of the game , where your gear gets so good the game isn’t nearly as difficult
It's shame besides the valkyries which are copy paste. The other like 4 bosses are boring af, hopefully ragnarok has more enemies and bosses because gow was boring af besides the story.
@@walx274 Yep, which is exactly why I made sure to max out all of my stats first. Beating Sigrun (or any valkyries) at normal difficulty alone already gave me heartburn 🥲🥲
These Kiren/Miro breaks are what keep me going. Such a good pup
i just finished this game... masterpiece!
First and only time i tried to kill one, i thought it was the main objective,so i tried millions of times to kill one ... boy was i happy when i found out those were optional lmao.. i will never go back to this game just to face em... id definitely break my controler .. maybe a throwback to help brok and sindri with their thing
😂😂
I’ve played through Dark souls 1 and 3, Sekiro, Bloodborne, and now Elden Ring and I gotta say beating the Valkyries in God of War was still the best feeling I’ve gotten from beating a “boss”.
It’s so damn satisfying after learning everything they can throw at you and the fluidity of the combat just makes you feel so powerful but also careful and strategic. Can’t wait for some really challenging bosses in Ragnorak!
I started playing this game as my first ever God of War last month and it has been an amazing experience, and yes those Valkaries are a true challenge but so satisfying to beat, like the combat in this game is like you're inside a Viking movie so cinematic and awesome, after beating the game days ago I raised the difficulty to Give me a challenge and now I'm grinding Niflheim and Musphelheim and it's challenging as fuck but so fun. Can't wait for Ragnarok
But most Valkyries are cheap. Never liked them and imo, they definitely don’t measure up to soulsborne bosses
@@DurpyKraken yeah the soulsborne bosses are definitely more interesting in terms of lore and character design but very few are satisfying to beat in my opinion. Honestly Sekiro has the most satisfying boss fights to date for a soulsborne game. Genichiro is definitely a highlight for me.
I love how when Atreus is arrogant people are angry and annoyed while zanny is just laughing
I laughed out loud when he saw Gondul and went right back down the ladder 🤣.
For those who don't know how to counter the Valkyries' blinding attack, you just need to throw your axe at her face, this will stop her before she completes the attack, works every time. You can even disrupt some red warning (attacks that you can't block) attacks by throwing the axe at the correct time. TMYK.
you can also "dodge" the blinding attack by literally turning around (pressing the down button)
Tip for valkyries when doing the blind attck thing just turn around, staff is smashing in the ground toss the axe when hearing volhalia give them 2 seconds then dodge.
The dodge needs to be quicker on GMGoW/+.
All i read is "tip for valkyries" and stopped
I got what i wanted from your comment at that point
6:50 I wasn’t there, 🥲 so…
*Happy birthday to you,*
*happy birthday to you,*
*happy birthday dear Kiren,*
*happy birthday to you!!!~*
Zanny: plays a suspenseful gory game about a former God slayer trying to reach the highest mountain in all of the nine worlds to spread her late wife's ash with his son.
also Zanny: **F O R G**
how did you misspel frog
@@TimeTimo I believe it may have been intentional. Funny haha misspell adds humor.
@@TimeTimo that was on purpose. search up forg
@@TimeTimo for The M E M E
@@TimeTimo because of funny
13:41 ohhh man the flashbacks to purvy the purge trooper
I love how there's so much to do in a regular NG cycle but then in NG+ there's new equipment and talismans to keep you going... please keep that in the sequel
Zanny: fights all sorts of beautifully designed bosses
Also Zanny: only notices frog
It's a fleeting moment of peace in a lifetime of struggle. Few realise it's beauty.
I actually enjoyed most of the Valk fights. Whenever I got blinded, I just endlessly rolled around until I could see again. Beating the Queen was one of the greatest gaming moments I've ever had.
You can just turn around instead if you want to avoid getting blinded.
@@harlannguyen4048 Thanks to you and a few others, I now know that 😁 clever to hide the solution in the one thing we would never want to do.
@@josefzalusky7307 If they had an enemy earlier in the game that forces you to look away to avoid getting blinded, then it would have been fine.
@@harlannguyen4048 True!
same , elden ring is my first souls like game but I would say I already got a taste of souls like games by beating the queen ,defeating her felt so liberating .
2:20 how Zanny is struggling with the easiest of valkyries and has yet to meet Gondul so far in the video...
9:50 "it's a gift and a curse." -Monk
“..it was Kirin’s birthday , so if you wanna get back to video here’s the time stamp”
Now why would I do that
when atreus chucks the knife into modis neck and zanny just sais "birmingham" in the most dead serious tone, i cracked so hard xd. easily the most underrated joke of this video