I finished God of War but don't want to leave
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God of War OST
Valkyries - • Valkyries | God of War...
God of War - • 1. God of War | God of...
Salvation - • Salvation | God of War...
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►Outro
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Ngl i have toby Maguires physique
Zanny you want to try gran turismo 7 it’s a racing game but it has a cool story so just a game recommendation
You could always try other difficulties.
Are you going to upload a new video of subnautica below zero on RUclips.
you better tell kirin happy birthday from mi part
So in case anyone wants to know, the way to counter the Valkyries' blinding move is to turn around. I guess it makes sense, but I don't know how you're supposed to figure that out. I only found out by watching no damage boss fights.
You can also shoot her down with your axe iirc
Or shoot it out of the sky.
Bruh. it's like you know that fire's weakness is water, but it's so simple that you can't believe it's suppose to be that simple.
Axe throw stops the attack. Gotta have fast reflexes tho so get gud
I just use Atreus
When Zanny finds out there’s a queen Valkyrie he’s going to straight up cry
Someone will have to tell him about the valk in niflhiem first tho
I want to see she him suffer like the rest of us who had to fight the queen Valkyrie
He fought the second strongest Valkyrie but even that Valkyrie is nothing in compared to the queen
I was hoping he would come across the one in the Niflheim maze. A timed valkryie fight was just evil on the dev’s part
Yeah I’m trying to spread the word get a Zanny to fight the queen Valkyrie
Anyone who’s beat the Valkyries understands the pure catharsis in this scream 21:43
I was playing at 1:00 am when I beat Kara, everyone in the house was asleep and it took all my willpower to not scream
Beating gondoul is a fuking task. She still haunts my dreams
he didn't even fight Sigrun lol
Gondul's meteor when she dodges is the stuff of nightmares and nearly thrown chairs
I beat them all multiple times, including sigrun on give me a challenge. I haven’t done give me god of war because I don’t hate myself that much
4:31 the fact that you get excited by seeing frogs and not having a weird necessity of killing them, says that you´re a pretty good person hahaha
LMAO! Most gamers including myself definitely killed a few frogs and birds.
I wanted to if it could die
Baldur: I'm vulnerable again!
Also Baldur: I am going to immediately fight this guy who I have lost to on several occasions already.
He is a fool indeed but then he would have been called a coward if he'd left.
u really think a man cursed with immortality and numbness hating it, and fianlly feeling pain wont wanna feel it again?
@noko Yes. But to a guy that has gone centuries without feeling anything, he is stimulated by that pain. He can finally feel something he has not felt.
@@aryan7767 He could've just rubbed one out though lol
@@jordanbrookins7840 getting punched across the countryside probably felt like rubbing one out ×10
"Kratos, you're raising a school shooter, say something"
Given the final twist of the game, this is extremely accurate.
Care to elaborate on that?
@@okhoa7922 his son is Loki
@@okhoa7922 Atreus is Loki, the Norse god of deceit and trickery, who come Ragnarok will betray the gods of Asgard in the battle to destroy the world.
@@PhileasLiebmann well that’s marvel loki
@@crows6591 no that's just Loki Loki
The “push him off right now” had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣
Zanny finding the stomp move from the Valkyries hot is probably the most relatable thing I've experienced from him. The devs knew what they were doing, especially the fact that they hold one hand on their hips while trampling you.
and calling you "unworthy" and "filth"... valkyries? more like valkinkies!
I think it’s funny we all know about mommy high heel kink
I think if I played this game it would be impossible for me to beat this valkyrie lol
truth
In case you don't know the reason the trolls are reused so much for bosses is due to the game having many budget cuts due to this game actually having a rocky development process and the game sorta being the saving grace for Santa Monica Studios due to the development company failing a different IP so there was supposed to be much grander and better bosses, however because this game was such a success, Ragnorok has alot of budget so it should have far more unique bosses
Wait really? I knew about the rocky development and the failed ip but i did not know about the budget cuts to it.
@@professortubby23 yeah it did unfortunately. The bigass bird thing in Helheim was supposed to be a boss but because of the budget cuts it couldn't be added to the game.
Also, why is he always screaming??
@@sneoea6674 damn. You think we would’ve fought it when we were going passed it on the flying boat
what other IP did they fail on?
"Can we trade? Keep the child."
Perfect response to an armored dragon.
Then baldur throws the kid back to kratos and leaves to the edge of the world until kratos loses his interest on the trade..
"Look Atreus, a FROG! I can't believe I've never THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!!!"
Actual zanny moment.
"Noo,my son ...he's the secretary of war" that got me
I beat this game like... 2 years ago, left after being unable to kill the last valk and just learned a few weeks ago the blind attack can be dodged just not looking at the valk when she does such attack. I hate my life
Btw, happy late birthday to Kirin
sigrun is like if all your problems in life decided to pull an avengers endgame
You can also knock her down on ground if you hit her while she's charging that attack
@@weaponizedautism3269 yeah but my reaction time is like a druged turtle with desynchronized brain so I don't think I could time that xD
Wait what, you can turn around. The hours of pain I endured against Valkyries blinding me is outrageous. I feel stupid
I just throw my axe at them and it hits them and stops their attack. Lol I thought everyone knew that when they go up they can easily be hit.
Zanny: this is a longer puppy-break than usual, if you wanna skip forward here’s a timestamp
Me: No I don’t think I will
W H O S K I P S T H E P U P P Y B R E A K S
and we demand longer kirin break
@@xadethewanderer8965 me 😈
@@xadethewanderer8965 me
Captain America.
I am obsessed with the idea of Kratos being miserable throughout the entire game, then seeing some frogs and feeling true joy for the first time since Faye died
Nobody :
Atreus : going creative mode and spawning wolfs*
Your not wrong brother
Never have i felt the sheer anxiety and then victory of that last valkrie fight, holy shit! Those valkries are really fucking challenging to fight but when you win it feels amazing
I turned easy mode on to complete atleast one valk
@@cyano3d the best way to fight the valkyries is just runic Spam while dodging their attacks.
@@ac3clawx501 did you just describe all of soulsbourne combat mechanics in one sentence lol
Literally felt as good as high sex. Holy shit the first time I beat sigrun was just 👌. Wouldn’t have traded that feeling for the world back then tbh. Have beat her ass silly 3 times since on GMGOW difficulty. 😁😁
It honestly reminded me so much of Dark Souls
"Kratos, you're raising a school-shooter"
Best out of context line from Zanny, ever.
"hold on boy, we're going to the balls"
@@SIC-zh3bl yeah, you win.
"My son, the secretary of war"
bruh
it's actually a subtle reference ro zanny's father raising him as a school-shooter
(4:16)
“It was an accident boy,”
“I forgor”
Had me dying😂😂😂
For those frogs, a few devs were like “you know what this insanely action packed game needs? Small frogs to put into scale the value of small frogs.”
Atreus: They called me "Loki"
Everyone else: *Freaking out*
Zanny: Kill him.....kill him now........dew it.
Time
Well there is an infinity gauntlet item and special stones you can use with it in-game.
I’m so unfamiliar with the game that I have no clue what it is about
And then he would just faked his death like always😂
@@sidecharacter7165 HOW DO I GET IT NOWWWW
Mimir: * Recites deep lore *
Zanny: ITs a fRoG :)))))))))
"Why do you care? You could have walked away!"
Everybody: *THE IRONY*
That "It was an accident boy." at the 4:19 made me laugh 1 minute straight.
Was really hopping to see Zanny take on the final 9th Valkyrie. Played the whole game on hard except for that one fight.
this was my first ever god of war game cos I never had consoles for it originally but my friend trolled me into thinking playing "give me god of war" would give me a trophy so I did that, haven't beaten valk queen on it way too hard for my scrubby ass 🥲😂
@@eyelesstrooper there’s some vids on yt which will make you feel sorry for the valk queen. They helped me out as well.
i just bought me a GoW special edition playstation for that game and played it on highest difficulty, i think the valks was my favorite achievement i ever had after i had arround 150 attemps on the last valk
@@eyelesstrooper It took me 9000 tries to beat Gondul on GMGOW, don't give up lol
Same
you're a great papa Zanny
Oh aaaa what do I do to get your attention oh I know ahhh stay hydrated
Can you adopt me I swear I’m hydrated jeff
why does this hydrated god have only 16 likes
He hasn't been staying hydrated tho
Hello everyone welcome to(insert game title here) and today please make sure you spray paint Modest Pelican on your neighbours doors as this really helps
spread the good word of my channel
13:17 this is because freya told everything not to harm baldur except for mistletoe bc she thought that there was no way mistletoe could harm him, that's why the curse only lifted when he hit the mistletoe.
Just a tip for the valkyries: use boys light arrows; they do more damage
Okay, that scene where Kratos is like "Watch. Your. Tone. Boy." Is amazing for so many reasons, lighting in his face gets a little darker and the way he stands up slowly... This is what a father who's holding back looks like😂😂 it's actually scary
The glint in his eyes disappears as well when he says that
Whatever
@@AdityaChaturvedi28 ...
...
...
BOI IF YOU DON'T-
@@wumbosaurus9121 were you talking to me? Think you didn't like my tone.
It’s like when you talk back to your mom when you’re 4 and your dad puts you straight
zanny's become too fast. His completion time for each game has shortened from around 6 videos to 1-2.
*My god, he has the speedforce.*
Let's just hope his speed doesn't have the consistency as the CW speed force
His goals are beyond our understanding...
@@scpcow1597 CW?
@@larniieplayz6285 the flash show made by CW, I edited my comment to make it more clear to what I am talking about, the flash has lied and called Barry the fastest man alive even though he can't dodge some ice
Game devs: Work hours on cool enemies
Zanny : Omg A Frog! ANOTHER ONE!
8:23 Noo my son! Secretary of War
I died XD
God of tore 1:28
God of forgor 4:25
God of awe 4:31
God of awwwww 6:31
God of bore 7:22
God of poor 7:33
God of major 7:46
God of narrator 8:47
God of lore 9:35
God of soar 10:52
God of Anakin Skywalker (but say it weirdly so it's 'or' instead of 'er') 12:48
God of more 13:39
God of Thor 15:55
God of more (Kylo Ren version) 18:18
God of no more 22:05
Thank you.
Zanny experiencing neuron activation from seeing two frogs hopping around was the most wholesome thing I've seen the whole day
After a solid hour of being curb stomped by Sigurn or however you spell that boots name the moment the finish popped up I enjoyed it a little too much 😂😂
Took me fr like 3 hours and my joy was unequivocal
I laughed out loud when he saw Gondul and went right back down the ladder 🤣.
Dude, when I finally beat the Valkyrie Queen I was filled with such a dopamine rush. I had never felt more accomplished in my skill in that game. Her and the valkyries are a true test of how good you are at God of War. Ripping their wings off after the torment is just icing on the cake
Then he’s going to feel depression when he fights the queen Valkyrie
I feel you dude. Getting my ass handed to me by all the previous Valkyries like minimum of 20 times each clearly paid off because when I finally got the Queen all the special moves that they pull out were seared into my brain, beat her on the first try and I fuckin screamed. Probably one of my favourite gaming memories.
We need the Zanny to fight the queen Valkyrie
Ik I had to find the best way beating her and the best way was mostly using my weapons abilities not the weapon itself for damage but also using the rage revive so I can throw boulders for dmg.
Ohohoho tell me about it. On give me god of war difficulty, one hit from her and its over. After 4 days of not giving up and memorising all counters to her abilities, the adrenaline rush got to me so bad. If this had multiplayer i swear i would ve been a god at it.
Zanny's decreasing interest in this game is actually a subtle reference to my parents losing interest in me growing up. Easy to miss, that one
The game: Explaining Kratos life.
What Zanny understood: 4:31
Who r u by the way!!?
Why Peter of Spiderman is in ur pics?
This is insane man.
I to am confused as to why the peter of spiderman is in his pics
Lmao
Your famous now
I found him
Zanny to friends: “hey, you wanna come to my dog’s birthday party?”
Literally all Zanny fans: “…….yes.”
If you ever feel useless, remember that the timestamp to skip it exists
@@Vamp1ricm0use hey someone had to make your mom happy
@@forkliftcertifed123 what?
@@forkliftcertifed123nice line but what
4:45 at this moment I understood why this was game of the year. Outstanding, just outstanding.
Mine was when that Valkyrie was stomping on his face... I mean, what?
Crazy
@@jonbaxter2254 Okay bro 😂😂😂
@@jonbaxter2254 yeah I'm gonna buy a PS5 just to get stomped by her
Does Red dead 2 have frogs? I don’t think so
I love how when Atreus is arrogant people are angry and annoyed while zanny is just laughing
Atreus: The giants called me…Loki?
Zanny: Push him off right now!
17:34
*softly* don’t
6:00
Kratos bouta bring out the belts of chaos.
I remember trying to beat the first Valkyrie for 12 hours straight. Didn’t work so I completed the next story section. And then I returned to the dungeon almost with the same stats and beat the Valkyrie on the third try. Scripts in this game are insane
Shittiest game ever. Does not deserve goty.
@@heetpumz1103 stay mad
@@heetpumz1103 no goty? 🥺
@@heetpumz1103 The valks are so fucking easy once you bother to learn the game. Stay mad shitter.
@@heetpumz1103 that's bait
Damn the Baldur character arc into being Pervy the purge trooper was an unexpected one.
Edit: I swear if anybody ruins the 69 likes I will destroy you
Only real ones understand the pervy the purge trooper reference fr
For those who don't know how to counter the Valkyries' blinding attack, you just need to throw your axe at her face, this will stop her before she completes the attack, works every time. You can even disrupt some red warning (attacks that you can't block) attacks by throwing the axe at the correct time. TMYK.
you can also "dodge" the blinding attack by literally turning around (pressing the down button)
After 4 years he’s finally playing the game yet I’m still enjoying him play it
Zanny: Gives us a time-stamp to skip the puppy break
The community: No, I don't think I will
Never skip doggo time.
@@Wicked061 doggo time is holy time
If you skip Puppy breaks then you are Banned from the Zan Clan
If you skip puppy breaks, you're a groomer
i just finished this game... masterpiece!
First and only time i tried to kill one, i thought it was the main objective,so i tried millions of times to kill one ... boy was i happy when i found out those were optional lmao.. i will never go back to this game just to face em... id definitely break my controler .. maybe a throwback to help brok and sindri with their thing
😂😂
2:20 how Zanny is struggling with the easiest of valkyries and has yet to meet Gondul so far in the video...
18:47 when he saw the valkyrie and turned around. I just lost it hahaha
Boss music nearby
It took me too long to realize that Zanny was intentionally getting stomped on
Also I think the devs knew what they were going for with the whole stomping thing
The game: *Puts Zanny through a super-hard bossfight where the boss steps on you as an added form of humiliation*
Zanny: *Having a bone-shattering orgasm*
did he know?
If only they actually looked good...
@16:32 Great impression!
Fun fact: If you thought that the valkyries are already hard and give you nightmares then you will probably hate the Game if you start new Game plus. Especially on the hardest difficulty because almost every enemy especially the valkyries get a lot more moves and attack much faster.
Good luck for those who wanna lose their mind
Edit: I forgot to say that that I'm not bitching about the Games difficulty at all. Fighting the valks was one the most fun experiences I had. Hope the next Game is even harder.
Worst part is my younger brother does this shit for fun , like deadass mans made fun of me for not doing give me god of war. But what should I expect that little shit plays sekiro for fun on my+.
Yeah, my second play through of GOW at max difficulty made me really, really hate the encounter with Gondul. In the video she does the flying attack just once, but at max difficulty she can do it 5 or 6 times in a row. Amazing.
I beat all the valkyries except Sigrun on New Game +.
She is just INSANE
@@filipvadas7602 me too, I made it all the way to Sigrun on new game plus and give me god of war, and I couldn't beat her
Game: "telling important imformation about what he needs to do now"
Zanny: "Ohhhhh shit, frogss, lets gooooo"
12:03 “when are these two dropping an album?”
Jortmungandr : “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Today I tried fighting my second Valkyrie ever, it was below freya’s house and she just keeps spawning daugr, after trying some aka around 300 tries I figured out that I just might be a little underlevelled for her since the daugrs kept killing me in one hit, I gave up and felt defeated the whole day, no happy end until now
Just change difficulty I was going against the Muspelheim Valkyrie and was getting stomped on even while being like level 7 I just lowered the difficulty one level and it was ten times as easy I just want to 100 percent the game tbh and you can do it all on the lowest difficulty only thing that sucks is that the lower level enemies die so fast
Literally max damage runic attacks with a runic build and u one shot all the base Valkyrie’s on normal difficulty-
6:08 I feel like one of these days Kratos just unlocks a new weapon called "The Belt"
_Zeus' Fury._
Most powerful upgrade "La chancla"
@@eazhe3716 Take this power Kratos. Go forth in the name of Olympus.
😂
Olrun: 'Unworthy! Unworthy!"
Zanny: "Yes I'm unworthy!"
Hearing the frustration and then celebration when fighting the Valkyries is the most relatable thing
when atreus chucks the knife into modis neck and zanny just sais "birmingham" in the most dead serious tone, i cracked so hard xd. easily the most underrated joke of this video
I tried to beat a valkyrie two tries and I said a big no to it, till this day she's still just there haunting my memories lol
Good thing you didn't follow through the valkyrie queen has everything the others have like 200× more health and damage
@@Mfkz_imw I have no regrets then, I wanna keep my sanity
@@Mfkz_imw that bitch can burn in that realm or whatever but because I was actively hunting for Valkyries and I got my ass handed to me fighting each of them more than I could count,
I learned their attacks' pattern while also farming the shit out of th mist realm before hand, I got the queen on the third try
yea I first watched a play through of this game before I played it myself years later. I saw the valkyrie room and I turned the fuck around before starting the boss
@@Mfkz_imw I remember I grinded the valkyrie quests after finishing the story whenever my parents shut down my internet so I couldnt play online games. Took me like three fcking days to best the wueen and i was pretty much maxed out with all the valkyrie armor and the shit thats even better lmao
Little did zanny know there is a bigger enemy that could break his mind and then break the pieces left
The Valkyrie queen?
@@goopguy548 just seeing the health bar hurts
@@blauwyvern2956 beating her feels like bsing a war survivor
(joke)
Sigrun alone increased the global energy drink sales
11:37 and zanny was too horny to defeat Olrun
The “Cycle ends here” line is a reference to GOW 2 if you didn’t know, where Athena talks about children killing their parents, like Zeus killing Cronos, and Kratos killing Zeus
Me seeing thumbnail: Bully Maguire as God of War?!? 👀💦
With great power comes God killing ability
I actually thought it was a patch thus clicking but still enjoyed the vid tho
putting dirt in eyes
TOBEY IS THE GIGACHAD OF SPIDERMAN
Who would win in a fight: edgelord Cal or unblockable Valkyrie?
Edgelord cal of course
The Valkyrie imma be honest
Edgelord cal Is easy you just need patience and need to know when you can hit them
@@philipkoch7570 3 point saber combo? Gonna have to test this.
Wait what all I did to defeat him was just wait for him to do one attack so I can hit them once or two times I don’t know I haven’t done it in Years
I couldn't help but sing along with the Happy Birthday segment. The cuteness of puppy break is overwhelming ^_^
1:03 PUNCH, PUNCH, Kratos! Equal rights, equal lefts.
omfg, how does he come up with this on the fly, wtf!
The moment Kratos finally grabs Atreus away from Baldur
"That's my boy!"
They smack into a rock and get separated.
"No my boy!"
"Father help!"
The Valkyries are truly the test of Zanny's skill.
Unfortunately, he can download all.
Whoever skipped Kirin's birthday,i wish both sides of your pillow to be warm
4:32 I love the idea that kratos is this tough stoick man but when he sees a frog he gets all excited
Zanny: This is a longer puppy break than usual because it’s Kirin’s birthday, so if you wanna get back to the video, here’s a timestamp
Literally everyone: No
New God of War might actually convince me to get a PS5
That game is gonna be so insane, you really should play it when it comes out, supposedly in the June-September period
or a… fucking ps4 I guess
I wish you luck getting one. Its been almost more than a year and they are still constantly out of stock (unless you buy from a theiving scalper)
the only reason i bought one
I Got one Just for god of war Ragnarök
For anyone struggling with the valkeryies, for your talisman use the Amulet of Kvasir. It slows down time for a couple of seconds when you do a last-second dodge. Once you get the hang of that, every single boss you encounter becomes 10x easier because you’re able to throw in quite a bit of combos within those couple of seconds. You’ll literally feel like a God of War when you’re able to pull it off.
Or talisman of betrayal
I lost count how many times I died right before killing a Valkery in GoW. Definitely one of the most memorable satisfying defeats once you've finished one
This is one of the only games I’ve platinum’d and I will always be glad I did. Even if I did have to hunt down 50 glowing birds.
Also I hope to see you kill the Valkyrie Queen zanny!
I got a half sleeve of mimirs mountain I'm getting it finished in August I'm so excited It's the first one I platinumed too I love it so much
14:11 Atreus went epic there
Zanny whenever he fights the troll boss: insert loki “I have never met this man in my life” meme.
13:41
Well well well, it looks like Baldur awoke his inner pervy, the perv trooper
I sincerely enjoyed watching this video in its entirety.
Nice
Haha get it because it just came out yea so funny
Ah yes, in its entirety
@@Madd0628 alright calm down mate
mf the video's only been up for 9 minutes
I didn’t know that fact Zanny. Thanks for telling me.
I somehow managed to beat kara after 2 tries i think it's really important to be a 5 in god of war
14:40 Zanny "This is the coolest I have ever felt pressing one button"
OG fans "First time?"
“To her, it was a gift. To him, a curse. Now a lot of people miss this but this actually a subtle reference to my mom banning me from video games when I was younger”
Made me laugh so hard I woke my parents up
Did your mom ban you from video games cause of this?
And then banned you from Video games
But you dont have any remember? they disowned you for playing to much Genshin
17:04
What a cool reference to the actually mythos there!
So Basically in the myths loki is a the guy that killed baldur by giving him a plant that would actually be able to hurt him in anyways
Since freya made it so that nothing on earth can hurt baldur except for one plant and let's say its the devil's fuge
So yeah accurate
Tbh these god of war games made me interested in Norse and Greek mythology
4:03 “Is that a hedgehog with 2 katanas? Good lord.” Had me rolling
Just found your channel and im in love with Kirin breaks! Happy Belated Birthday to him!
18:32 i cant believe zanny turned into pervy
MORE
GIVE ME MORE
10:55
"Stomp me mommy"
About baldur.. His curse got cured but that doesnt mean his nature did as well he wouldve continued to hunt kratos after killing his mother he was just a bad god altogether
Oh and just cause hes a god whos immortal doesnt mean he doesnt have a lifetime
Watching someone else experience the boy become a little bell end is hilarious
Nothing makes me happier than watching late-game battles like the Valkries. The combos, the particle effects, the hype, the MUSIC, it’s awesome
This was the best kirin break and we got to hear different versions of zannys laugh thanks to his family. All identical but different must run in the family
remember fighting that last valkyrie, i cried
Seeing frogs in GOW : Letssss gooo!
Seeing frogs in Star Wars : 💀💀