I finished God of War but don't want to leave

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  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  2 года назад +887

    Thank you to Monster Legends for supporting the channel! Check out the game here monsterlegends.onelink.me/X4Sc/Zanny #ad

    • @aaronhennessy5100
      @aaronhennessy5100 2 года назад +6

      Ngl i have toby Maguires physique

    • @RetroRacer48
      @RetroRacer48 2 года назад +1

      Zanny you want to try gran turismo 7 it’s a racing game but it has a cool story so just a game recommendation

    • @TransWomanTalksOnYouTube
      @TransWomanTalksOnYouTube 2 года назад

      You could always try other difficulties.

    • @r-demon8598
      @r-demon8598 2 года назад +1

      Are you going to upload a new video of subnautica below zero on RUclips.

    • @adriansenpay6366
      @adriansenpay6366 2 года назад +1

      you better tell kirin happy birthday from mi part

  • @alphaamigo9688
    @alphaamigo9688 2 года назад +12073

    So in case anyone wants to know, the way to counter the Valkyries' blinding move is to turn around. I guess it makes sense, but I don't know how you're supposed to figure that out. I only found out by watching no damage boss fights.

    • @paramveersingh3666
      @paramveersingh3666 2 года назад +1

      You can also shoot her down with your axe iirc

    • @owenboughton3632
      @owenboughton3632 2 года назад +1036

      Or shoot it out of the sky.

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 2 года назад +1662

      Bruh. it's like you know that fire's weakness is water, but it's so simple that you can't believe it's suppose to be that simple.

    • @KJA70
      @KJA70 2 года назад +478

      Axe throw stops the attack. Gotta have fast reflexes tho so get gud

    • @Schnee7929
      @Schnee7929 2 года назад +312

      I just use Atreus

  • @williamreely4431
    @williamreely4431 2 года назад +2655

    Baldur: I'm vulnerable again!
    Also Baldur: I am going to immediately fight this guy who I have lost to on several occasions already.

    • @masoudfasihi4342
      @masoudfasihi4342 2 года назад +102

      He is a fool indeed but then he would have been called a coward if he'd left.

    • @aryan7767
      @aryan7767 2 года назад +121

      u really think a man cursed with immortality and numbness hating it, and fianlly feeling pain wont wanna feel it again?

    • @VelCroweBar
      @VelCroweBar Год назад +80

      @noko Yes. But to a guy that has gone centuries without feeling anything, he is stimulated by that pain. He can finally feel something he has not felt.

    • @jordanbrookins7840
      @jordanbrookins7840 Год назад +72

      @@aryan7767 He could've just rubbed one out though lol

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 Год назад

      @@jordanbrookins7840 getting punched across the countryside probably felt like rubbing one out ×10

  • @sneoea6674
    @sneoea6674 2 года назад +3470

    In case you don't know the reason the trolls are reused so much for bosses is due to the game having many budget cuts due to this game actually having a rocky development process and the game sorta being the saving grace for Santa Monica Studios due to the development company failing a different IP so there was supposed to be much grander and better bosses, however because this game was such a success, Ragnorok has alot of budget so it should have far more unique bosses

    • @professortubby23
      @professortubby23 2 года назад +133

      Wait really? I knew about the rocky development and the failed ip but i did not know about the budget cuts to it.

    • @sneoea6674
      @sneoea6674 2 года назад +429

      @@professortubby23 yeah it did unfortunately. The bigass bird thing in Helheim was supposed to be a boss but because of the budget cuts it couldn't be added to the game.

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 года назад +7

      Also, why is he always screaming??

    • @professortubby23
      @professortubby23 2 года назад +127

      @@sneoea6674 damn. You think we would’ve fought it when we were going passed it on the flying boat

    • @Bloodhoven
      @Bloodhoven 2 года назад +3

      what other IP did they fail on?

  • @eltrap8107
    @eltrap8107 2 года назад +530

    4:31 the fact that you get excited by seeing frogs and not having a weird necessity of killing them, says that you´re a pretty good person hahaha

    • @blue-phoenix115
      @blue-phoenix115 Год назад +30

      LMAO! Most gamers including myself definitely killed a few frogs and birds.

    • @shanetheman53
      @shanetheman53 11 месяцев назад +2

      I wanted to if it could die

  • @Splackavellie85
    @Splackavellie85 2 года назад +1016

    "Can we trade? Keep the child."
    Perfect response to an armored dragon.

    • @captainblackjack2380
      @captainblackjack2380 2 года назад +3

      Then baldur throws the kid back to kratos and leaves to the edge of the world until kratos loses his interest on the trade..

  • @Bo-ol-o-wo-ah
    @Bo-ol-o-wo-ah 2 года назад +1461

    Zanny: this is a longer puppy-break than usual, if you wanna skip forward here’s a timestamp
    Me: No I don’t think I will

    • @xadethewanderer8965
      @xadethewanderer8965 2 года назад +62

      W H O S K I P S T H E P U P P Y B R E A K S

    • @衛奕信
      @衛奕信 2 года назад +29

      and we demand longer kirin break

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 года назад +5

      @@xadethewanderer8965 me 😈

    • @awilliams3881
      @awilliams3881 2 года назад +5

      @@xadethewanderer8965 me

    • @ImAgentK
      @ImAgentK 2 года назад +1

      Captain America.

  • @Pokey_Puni_
    @Pokey_Puni_ 2 года назад +738

    Never have i felt the sheer anxiety and then victory of that last valkrie fight, holy shit! Those valkries are really fucking challenging to fight but when you win it feels amazing

    • @cyano3d
      @cyano3d 2 года назад +11

      I turned easy mode on to complete atleast one valk

    • @ac3clawx501
      @ac3clawx501 2 года назад +8

      @@cyano3d the best way to fight the valkyries is just runic Spam while dodging their attacks.

    • @ssk58607
      @ssk58607 2 года назад +6

      @@ac3clawx501 did you just describe all of soulsbourne combat mechanics in one sentence lol

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 2 года назад

      Literally felt as good as high sex. Holy shit the first time I beat sigrun was just 👌. Wouldn’t have traded that feeling for the world back then tbh. Have beat her ass silly 3 times since on GMGOW difficulty. 😁😁

    • @commander-recon6624
      @commander-recon6624 2 года назад

      It honestly reminded me so much of Dark Souls

  • @omegawatches6764
    @omegawatches6764 2 года назад +857

    Anyone who’s beat the Valkyries understands the pure catharsis in this scream 21:43

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 Год назад +75

      I was playing at 1:00 am when I beat Kara, everyone in the house was asleep and it took all my willpower to not scream

    • @nikhillemos6879
      @nikhillemos6879 Год назад +13

      Beating gondoul is a fuking task. She still haunts my dreams

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality Год назад +23

      he didn't even fight Sigrun lol

    • @fishoutofH2024
      @fishoutofH2024 Год назад +5

      Gondul's meteor when she dodges is the stuff of nightmares and nearly thrown chairs

    • @liamsilverman2713
      @liamsilverman2713 Год назад +6

      I beat them all multiple times, including sigrun on give me a challenge. I haven’t done give me god of war because I don’t hate myself that much

  • @kcyccyck6556
    @kcyccyck6556 2 года назад +1551

    I beat this game like... 2 years ago, left after being unable to kill the last valk and just learned a few weeks ago the blind attack can be dodged just not looking at the valk when she does such attack. I hate my life
    Btw, happy late birthday to Kirin

    • @dankdio2887
      @dankdio2887 2 года назад +72

      sigrun is like if all your problems in life decided to pull an avengers endgame

    • @weaponizedautism3269
      @weaponizedautism3269 2 года назад +38

      You can also knock her down on ground if you hit her while she's charging that attack

    • @kcyccyck6556
      @kcyccyck6556 2 года назад +23

      @@weaponizedautism3269 yeah but my reaction time is like a druged turtle with desynchronized brain so I don't think I could time that xD

    • @steeley3610
      @steeley3610 2 года назад +14

      Wait what, you can turn around. The hours of pain I endured against Valkyries blinding me is outrageous. I feel stupid

    • @ibraheemahmed7129
      @ibraheemahmed7129 2 года назад +10

      I just throw my axe at them and it hits them and stops their attack. Lol I thought everyone knew that when they go up they can easily be hit.

  • @elviraweekes3906
    @elviraweekes3906 2 года назад +2661

    When Zanny finds out there’s a queen Valkyrie he’s going to straight up cry

    • @phoenixfire4717
      @phoenixfire4717 2 года назад +289

      Someone will have to tell him about the valk in niflhiem first tho

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 года назад +153

      I want to see she him suffer like the rest of us who had to fight the queen Valkyrie

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 года назад +90

      He fought the second strongest Valkyrie but even that Valkyrie is nothing in compared to the queen

    • @Tra5h_boat6368
      @Tra5h_boat6368 2 года назад +152

      I was hoping he would come across the one in the Niflheim maze. A timed valkryie fight was just evil on the dev’s part

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 года назад +23

      Yeah I’m trying to spread the word get a Zanny to fight the queen Valkyrie

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 2 года назад +854

    "Kratos, you're raising a school shooter, say something"
    Given the final twist of the game, this is extremely accurate.

    • @okhoa7922
      @okhoa7922 2 года назад

      Care to elaborate on that?

    • @Racso-oscaR
      @Racso-oscaR 2 года назад +44

      @@okhoa7922 his son is Loki

    • @PhileasLiebmann
      @PhileasLiebmann 2 года назад +53

      @@okhoa7922 Atreus is Loki, the Norse god of deceit and trickery, who come Ragnarok will betray the gods of Asgard in the battle to destroy the world.

    • @crows6591
      @crows6591 2 года назад +4

      @@PhileasLiebmann well that’s marvel loki

    • @danieltutty1015
      @danieltutty1015 2 года назад +86

      @@crows6591 no that's just Loki Loki

  • @pineappleboi1719
    @pineappleboi1719 2 года назад +450

    Zanny finding the stomp move from the Valkyries hot is probably the most relatable thing I've experienced from him. The devs knew what they were doing, especially the fact that they hold one hand on their hips while trampling you.

    • @Nalimias
      @Nalimias Год назад +82

      and calling you "unworthy" and "filth"... valkyries? more like valkinkies!

    • @theprodigalson4003
      @theprodigalson4003 Год назад +26

      I think it’s funny we all know about mommy high heel kink

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 Год назад +21

      I think if I played this game it would be impossible for me to beat this valkyrie lol

    • @andreifilip6364
      @andreifilip6364 Год назад +4

      truth

  • @LucidOreo
    @LucidOreo 2 года назад +854

    Okay, that scene where Kratos is like "Watch. Your. Tone. Boy." Is amazing for so many reasons, lighting in his face gets a little darker and the way he stands up slowly... This is what a father who's holding back looks like😂😂 it's actually scary

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 года назад +44

      The glint in his eyes disappears as well when he says that

    • @AdityaChaturvedi28
      @AdityaChaturvedi28 2 года назад +7

      Whatever

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 года назад +15

      @@AdityaChaturvedi28 ...
      ...
      ...
      BOI IF YOU DON'T-

    • @AdityaChaturvedi28
      @AdityaChaturvedi28 2 года назад +9

      @@wumbosaurus9121 were you talking to me? Think you didn't like my tone.

    • @dogdog2635
      @dogdog2635 2 года назад +14

      It’s like when you talk back to your mom when you’re 4 and your dad puts you straight

  • @J--Dubs
    @J--Dubs 2 года назад +678

    Was really hopping to see Zanny take on the final 9th Valkyrie. Played the whole game on hard except for that one fight.

    • @eyelesstrooper
      @eyelesstrooper 2 года назад +11

      this was my first ever god of war game cos I never had consoles for it originally but my friend trolled me into thinking playing "give me god of war" would give me a trophy so I did that, haven't beaten valk queen on it way too hard for my scrubby ass 🥲😂

    • @Klont123
      @Klont123 2 года назад +7

      @@eyelesstrooper there’s some vids on yt which will make you feel sorry for the valk queen. They helped me out as well.

    • @carodar34
      @carodar34 2 года назад +2

      i just bought me a GoW special edition playstation for that game and played it on highest difficulty, i think the valks was my favorite achievement i ever had after i had arround 150 attemps on the last valk

    • @Beaver_Monday
      @Beaver_Monday 2 года назад +2

      @@eyelesstrooper It took me 9000 tries to beat Gondul on GMGOW, don't give up lol

    • @thatguydiddi7967
      @thatguydiddi7967 2 года назад +1

      Same

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing 2 года назад +872

    "Kratos, you're raising a school-shooter"
    Best out of context line from Zanny, ever.

    • @SIC-zh3bl
      @SIC-zh3bl 2 года назад +28

      "hold on boy, we're going to the balls"

    • @wertsdsf1162
      @wertsdsf1162 2 года назад +3

      @@SIC-zh3bl yeah, you win.

    • @tech-on_cappuccino4797
      @tech-on_cappuccino4797 2 года назад +19

      "My son, the secretary of war"

    • @DasOfTheBroken
      @DasOfTheBroken 2 года назад +1

      bruh

    • @goldfish425
      @goldfish425 2 года назад +3

      it's actually a subtle reference ro zanny's father raising him as a school-shooter

  • @jonathanthompson2317
    @jonathanthompson2317 2 года назад +217

    The “push him off right now” had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣

  • @secondaccount5978
    @secondaccount5978 2 года назад +203

    Mimir: * Recites deep lore *
    Zanny: ITs a fRoG :)))))))))

  • @machew0
    @machew0 2 года назад +548

    Dude, when I finally beat the Valkyrie Queen I was filled with such a dopamine rush. I had never felt more accomplished in my skill in that game. Her and the valkyries are a true test of how good you are at God of War. Ripping their wings off after the torment is just icing on the cake

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 года назад +31

      Then he’s going to feel depression when he fights the queen Valkyrie

    • @Its-Tonal-Whiplash
      @Its-Tonal-Whiplash 2 года назад +18

      I feel you dude. Getting my ass handed to me by all the previous Valkyries like minimum of 20 times each clearly paid off because when I finally got the Queen all the special moves that they pull out were seared into my brain, beat her on the first try and I fuckin screamed. Probably one of my favourite gaming memories.

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 года назад +9

      We need the Zanny to fight the queen Valkyrie

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 2 года назад +1

      Ik I had to find the best way beating her and the best way was mostly using my weapons abilities not the weapon itself for damage but also using the rage revive so I can throw boulders for dmg.

    • @cody.schembri2952
      @cody.schembri2952 2 года назад +4

      Ohohoho tell me about it. On give me god of war difficulty, one hit from her and its over. After 4 days of not giving up and memorising all counters to her abilities, the adrenaline rush got to me so bad. If this had multiplayer i swear i would ve been a god at it.

  • @legocharliet2798
    @legocharliet2798 2 года назад +142

    God of tore 1:28
    God of forgor 4:25
    God of awe 4:31
    God of awwwww 6:31
    God of bore 7:22
    God of poor 7:33
    God of major 7:46
    God of narrator 8:47
    God of lore 9:35
    God of soar 10:52
    God of Anakin Skywalker (but say it weirdly so it's 'or' instead of 'er') 12:48
    God of more 13:39
    God of Thor 15:55
    God of more (Kylo Ren version) 18:18
    God of no more 22:05

  • @azdivinity6249
    @azdivinity6249 2 года назад +140

    "Look Atreus, a FROG! I can't believe I've never THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!!!"
    Actual zanny moment.

  • @emmanuelgonzalez5819
    @emmanuelgonzalez5819 2 года назад +2188

    Atreus: They called me "Loki"
    Everyone else: *Freaking out*
    Zanny: Kill him.....kill him now........dew it.

    • @vibegamingmoments1014
      @vibegamingmoments1014 2 года назад +4

      Time

    • @sidecharacter7165
      @sidecharacter7165 2 года назад +17

      Well there is an infinity gauntlet item and special stones you can use with it in-game.

    • @scott19087
      @scott19087 2 года назад +3

      I’m so unfamiliar with the game that I have no clue what it is about

    • @jeffreyriem8872
      @jeffreyriem8872 2 года назад +4

      And then he would just faked his death like always😂

    • @azuregojira4776
      @azuregojira4776 2 года назад +3

      @@sidecharacter7165 HOW DO I GET IT NOWWWW

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju 2 года назад +1412

    Zanny to friends: “hey, you wanna come to my dog’s birthday party?”
    Literally all Zanny fans: “…….yes.”

  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican 2 года назад +2365

    you're a great papa Zanny

    • @ducksgaming4125
      @ducksgaming4125 2 года назад +21

      Oh aaaa what do I do to get your attention oh I know ahhh stay hydrated

    • @ilovezannysvideos8156
      @ilovezannysvideos8156 2 года назад +13

      Can you adopt me I swear I’m hydrated jeff

    • @sol08916
      @sol08916 2 года назад +8

      why does this hydrated god have only 16 likes

    • @samagthakur8543
      @samagthakur8543 2 года назад +4

      He hasn't been staying hydrated tho

    • @sorgulk
      @sorgulk 2 года назад +8

      Hello everyone welcome to(insert game title here) and today please make sure you spray paint Modest Pelican on your neighbours doors as this really helps
      spread the good word of my channel

  • @llcooljew1
    @llcooljew1 Год назад +82

    (4:16)
    “It was an accident boy,”
    “I forgor”
    Had me dying😂😂😂

  • @lesliejacoby9137
    @lesliejacoby9137 2 года назад +363

    4:45 at this moment I understood why this was game of the year. Outstanding, just outstanding.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 2 года назад +24

      Mine was when that Valkyrie was stomping on his face... I mean, what?

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 года назад

      Crazy

    • @shawnsonto3710
      @shawnsonto3710 2 года назад

      @@jonbaxter2254 Okay bro 😂😂😂

    • @averagechadenjoyer6726
      @averagechadenjoyer6726 2 года назад

      @@jonbaxter2254 yeah I'm gonna buy a PS5 just to get stomped by her

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 2 года назад

      Does Red dead 2 have frogs? I don’t think so

  • @lordrath9674
    @lordrath9674 2 года назад +751

    Zanny experiencing neuron activation from seeing two frogs hopping around was the most wholesome thing I've seen the whole day

  • @thething1110
    @thething1110 2 года назад +211

    Zanny's decreasing interest in this game is actually a subtle reference to my parents losing interest in me growing up. Easy to miss, that one

  • @amazonbox8717
    @amazonbox8717 Год назад +95

    I am obsessed with the idea of Kratos being miserable throughout the entire game, then seeing some frogs and feeling true joy for the first time since Faye died

  • @serhiikozieiev3994
    @serhiikozieiev3994 2 года назад +980

    I remember trying to beat the first Valkyrie for 12 hours straight. Didn’t work so I completed the next story section. And then I returned to the dungeon almost with the same stats and beat the Valkyrie on the third try. Scripts in this game are insane

    • @heetpumz1103
      @heetpumz1103 2 года назад +15

      Shittiest game ever. Does not deserve goty.

    • @utkarshparashar9189
      @utkarshparashar9189 2 года назад +377

      @@heetpumz1103 stay mad

    • @quesomat4997
      @quesomat4997 2 года назад +232

      @@heetpumz1103 no goty? 🥺

    • @jameskeeley8426
      @jameskeeley8426 2 года назад

      @@heetpumz1103 The valks are so fucking easy once you bother to learn the game. Stay mad shitter.

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y 2 года назад +98

      @@heetpumz1103 that's bait

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 2 года назад +91

    6:00
    Kratos bouta bring out the belts of chaos.

  • @doodoowater8000
    @doodoowater8000 2 года назад +178

    Fun fact: If you thought that the valkyries are already hard and give you nightmares then you will probably hate the Game if you start new Game plus. Especially on the hardest difficulty because almost every enemy especially the valkyries get a lot more moves and attack much faster.
    Good luck for those who wanna lose their mind
    Edit: I forgot to say that that I'm not bitching about the Games difficulty at all. Fighting the valks was one the most fun experiences I had. Hope the next Game is even harder.

    • @travisarden5081
      @travisarden5081 2 года назад

      Worst part is my younger brother does this shit for fun , like deadass mans made fun of me for not doing give me god of war. But what should I expect that little shit plays sekiro for fun on my+.

    • @MrDwarfBangityBang
      @MrDwarfBangityBang 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, my second play through of GOW at max difficulty made me really, really hate the encounter with Gondul. In the video she does the flying attack just once, but at max difficulty she can do it 5 or 6 times in a row. Amazing.

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 2 года назад +1

      I beat all the valkyries except Sigrun on New Game +.
      She is just INSANE

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 2 года назад

      @@filipvadas7602 me too, I made it all the way to Sigrun on new game plus and give me god of war, and I couldn't beat her

  • @Secretlycat31
    @Secretlycat31 2 года назад +152

    For those frogs, a few devs were like “you know what this insanely action packed game needs? Small frogs to put into scale the value of small frogs.”

  • @topitsound7689
    @topitsound7689 2 года назад +334

    zanny's become too fast. His completion time for each game has shortened from around 6 videos to 1-2.
    *My god, he has the speedforce.*

    • @Whatsabird
      @Whatsabird 2 года назад +15

      Let's just hope his speed doesn't have the consistency as the CW speed force

    • @Wolf_3125
      @Wolf_3125 2 года назад +2

      His goals are beyond our understanding...

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 2 года назад

      @@Whatsabird CW?

    • @Whatsabird
      @Whatsabird 2 года назад +1

      @@larniieplayz6285 the flash show made by CW, I edited my comment to make it more clear to what I am talking about, the flash has lied and called Barry the fastest man alive even though he can't dodge some ice

  • @attiladrop5018
    @attiladrop5018 2 года назад +71

    18:47 when he saw the valkyrie and turned around. I just lost it hahaha

  • @mangomarkus725
    @mangomarkus725 2 года назад +183

    Game: "telling important imformation about what he needs to do now"
    Zanny: "Ohhhhh shit, frogss, lets gooooo"

  • @Maztrivichkov
    @Maztrivichkov Год назад +199

    Nobody :
    Atreus : going creative mode and spawning wolfs*

  • @CypherboiiPlays
    @CypherboiiPlays 2 года назад +166

    Zanny: Gives us a time-stamp to skip the puppy break
    The community: No, I don't think I will

    • @Wicked061
      @Wicked061 2 года назад +17

      Never skip doggo time.

    • @NobelTheKnave
      @NobelTheKnave 2 года назад +10

      @@Wicked061 doggo time is holy time

    • @Ghost-ql3hl
      @Ghost-ql3hl 2 года назад +7

      If you skip Puppy breaks then you are Banned from the Zan Clan

    • @Wolf_3125
      @Wolf_3125 2 года назад +4

      If you skip puppy breaks, you're a groomer

  • @sakib6258
    @sakib6258 2 года назад +450

    It took me too long to realize that Zanny was intentionally getting stomped on
    Also I think the devs knew what they were going for with the whole stomping thing

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад

      The game: *Puts Zanny through a super-hard bossfight where the boss steps on you as an added form of humiliation*
      Zanny: *Having a bone-shattering orgasm*

    • @gaziasker7683
      @gaziasker7683 Год назад

      did he know?

    • @Luffy-su1ho
      @Luffy-su1ho Год назад

      If only they actually looked good...

  • @Ethanmaca1234
    @Ethanmaca1234 2 года назад +205

    After 4 years he’s finally playing the game yet I’m still enjoying him play it

  • @alinaik5498
    @alinaik5498 2 года назад +119

    "Noo,my son ...he's the secretary of war" that got me

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 2 года назад +71

    Olrun: 'Unworthy! Unworthy!"
    Zanny: "Yes I'm unworthy!"

  • @brandini707
    @brandini707 2 года назад +412

    Zanny: This is a longer puppy break than usual because it’s Kirin’s birthday, so if you wanna get back to the video, here’s a timestamp
    Literally everyone: No

  • @krajicsek13
    @krajicsek13 2 года назад +91

    6:08 I feel like one of these days Kratos just unlocks a new weapon called "The Belt"

    • @Blurgamer17
      @Blurgamer17 2 года назад +11

      _Zeus' Fury._

    • @eazhe3716
      @eazhe3716 2 года назад +8

      Most powerful upgrade "La chancla"

    • @Blurgamer17
      @Blurgamer17 2 года назад +2

      @@eazhe3716 Take this power Kratos. Go forth in the name of Olympus.

    • @MrMiddlewayne
      @MrMiddlewayne 2 года назад

      😂

  • @tunahancil4426
    @tunahancil4426 2 года назад +93

    That "It was an accident boy." at the 4:19 made me laugh 1 minute straight.

  • @blauwyvern2956
    @blauwyvern2956 2 года назад +112

    Little did zanny know there is a bigger enemy that could break his mind and then break the pieces left

    • @goopguy548
      @goopguy548 2 года назад +9

      The Valkyrie queen?

    • @blauwyvern2956
      @blauwyvern2956 2 года назад +15

      @@goopguy548 just seeing the health bar hurts

    • @yogurtmale4946
      @yogurtmale4946 2 года назад +5

      @@blauwyvern2956 beating her feels like bsing a war survivor
      (joke)

    • @doriangrigorie7345
      @doriangrigorie7345 2 года назад +1

      Sigrun alone increased the global energy drink sales

  • @afonsosantos7858
    @afonsosantos7858 2 года назад +186

    I tried to beat a valkyrie two tries and I said a big no to it, till this day she's still just there haunting my memories lol

    • @Mfkz_imw
      @Mfkz_imw 2 года назад +13

      Good thing you didn't follow through the valkyrie queen has everything the others have like 200× more health and damage

    • @afonsosantos7858
      @afonsosantos7858 2 года назад +1

      @@Mfkz_imw I have no regrets then, I wanna keep my sanity

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 2 года назад

      @@Mfkz_imw that bitch can burn in that realm or whatever but because I was actively hunting for Valkyries and I got my ass handed to me fighting each of them more than I could count,
      I learned their attacks' pattern while also farming the shit out of th mist realm before hand, I got the queen on the third try

    • @milanvndk
      @milanvndk 2 года назад +4

      yea I first watched a play through of this game before I played it myself years later. I saw the valkyrie room and I turned the fuck around before starting the boss

    • @vi1pz216
      @vi1pz216 2 года назад +1

      @@Mfkz_imw I remember I grinded the valkyrie quests after finishing the story whenever my parents shut down my internet so I couldnt play online games. Took me like three fcking days to best the wueen and i was pretty much maxed out with all the valkyrie armor and the shit thats even better lmao

  • @legendarydragonqueen6909
    @legendarydragonqueen6909 2 года назад +517

    “To her, it was a gift. To him, a curse. Now a lot of people miss this but this actually a subtle reference to my mom banning me from video games when I was younger”
    Made me laugh so hard I woke my parents up

    • @jakedragon7175
      @jakedragon7175 2 года назад +1

      Did your mom ban you from video games cause of this?

    • @petepeterson5917
      @petepeterson5917 2 года назад +8

      And then banned you from Video games

    • @unitone6851
      @unitone6851 2 года назад +5

      But you dont have any remember? they disowned you for playing to much Genshin

  • @revenantronin8377
    @revenantronin8377 2 года назад +41

    "Why do you care? You could have walked away!"
    Everybody: *THE IRONY*

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 2 года назад +133

    This is one of the only games I’ve platinum’d and I will always be glad I did. Even if I did have to hunt down 50 glowing birds.
    Also I hope to see you kill the Valkyrie Queen zanny!

    • @tmriv3621
      @tmriv3621 2 года назад

      I got a half sleeve of mimirs mountain I'm getting it finished in August I'm so excited It's the first one I platinumed too I love it so much

  • @Nocxys
    @Nocxys 2 года назад +97

    17:04
    What a cool reference to the actually mythos there!
    So Basically in the myths loki is a the guy that killed baldur by giving him a plant that would actually be able to hurt him in anyways
    Since freya made it so that nothing on earth can hurt baldur except for one plant and let's say its the devil's fuge
    So yeah accurate

    • @mangalbaishinde1760
      @mangalbaishinde1760 2 года назад

      Tbh these god of war games made me interested in Norse and Greek mythology

  • @drakeignam1295
    @drakeignam1295 2 года назад +78

    The moment Kratos finally grabs Atreus away from Baldur
    "That's my boy!"
    They smack into a rock and get separated.
    "No my boy!"
    "Father help!"

  • @knightwarrior8337
    @knightwarrior8337 2 года назад +23

    13:17 this is because freya told everything not to harm baldur except for mistletoe bc she thought that there was no way mistletoe could harm him, that's why the curse only lifted when he hit the mistletoe.

  • @contemplatingrain2380
    @contemplatingrain2380 2 года назад +84

    The Valkyries are truly the test of Zanny's skill.
    Unfortunately, he can download all.

  • @Goat-on-a-Stick
    @Goat-on-a-Stick 2 года назад +397

    Me seeing thumbnail: Bully Maguire as God of War?!? 👀💦

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 года назад +10

      With great power comes God killing ability

    • @scooscotch1535
      @scooscotch1535 2 года назад +3

      I actually thought it was a patch thus clicking but still enjoyed the vid tho

    • @poopoodude
      @poopoodude 2 года назад +1

      putting dirt in eyes

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 года назад +1

      TOBEY IS THE GIGACHAD OF SPIDERMAN

  • @guineapiginnyny1447
    @guineapiginnyny1447 2 года назад +34

    14:11 Atreus went epic there

  • @jamiesinclair4
    @jamiesinclair4 Год назад +66

    After a solid hour of being curb stomped by Sigurn or however you spell that boots name the moment the finish popped up I enjoyed it a little too much 😂😂

    • @Watto69
      @Watto69 Год назад

      Took me fr like 3 hours and my joy was unequivocal

  • @markbreaksfree
    @markbreaksfree 2 года назад +50

    Nothing makes me happier than watching late-game battles like the Valkries. The combos, the particle effects, the hype, the MUSIC, it’s awesome

  • @skylaralley2465
    @skylaralley2465 2 года назад +94

    Who would win in a fight: edgelord Cal or unblockable Valkyrie?

    • @comradenicnation2857
      @comradenicnation2857 2 года назад +11

      Edgelord cal of course

    • @quadnodsarelife
      @quadnodsarelife 2 года назад +4

      The Valkyrie imma be honest

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 года назад +5

      Edgelord cal Is easy you just need patience and need to know when you can hit them

    • @zakkbwyldin
      @zakkbwyldin 2 года назад +5

      @@philipkoch7570 3 point saber combo? Gonna have to test this.

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 года назад

      Wait what all I did to defeat him was just wait for him to do one attack so I can hit them once or two times I don’t know I haven’t done it in Years

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 года назад +192

    New God of War might actually convince me to get a PS5

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 2 года назад +10

      That game is gonna be so insane, you really should play it when it comes out, supposedly in the June-September period

    • @mide8845
      @mide8845 2 года назад +3

      or a… fucking ps4 I guess

    • @nicholaspaat7302
      @nicholaspaat7302 2 года назад +2

      I wish you luck getting one. Its been almost more than a year and they are still constantly out of stock (unless you buy from a theiving scalper)

    • @burgermans2575
      @burgermans2575 2 года назад +1

      the only reason i bought one

    • @deatheater5212
      @deatheater5212 2 года назад

      I Got one Just for god of war Ragnarök

  • @Lost_Phoenix360
    @Lost_Phoenix360 2 года назад +61

    Just a tip for the valkyries: use boys light arrows; they do more damage

  • @Accion_y_Pasion
    @Accion_y_Pasion 2 года назад +65

    This was the best kirin break and we got to hear different versions of zannys laugh thanks to his family. All identical but different must run in the family

  • @omarreyes7626
    @omarreyes7626 2 года назад +45

    I felt so proud of myself when I finally beat all the Valkyries, they give a dope armor, but yeah never again, one lifetime of agony was enough

  • @Yogi0602
    @Yogi0602 Год назад +32

    I laughed out loud when he saw Gondul and went right back down the ladder 🤣.

  • @alex21390
    @alex21390 2 года назад +53

    God I felt that ending so much. Having to say out loud exactly what you have to do next. And then getting mad at yourself for getting too greedy with the attacks

  • @lee345_2
    @lee345_2 2 года назад +73

    The amount of content even after completing the story, like dwarves favours I particularly enjoyed!!! Love this game

  • @izagaribay8906
    @izagaribay8906 2 года назад +368

    "He is beaten. Not worth killing."
    *Stab!*
    Zanny: Birmingham-

  • @slayerofwar1915
    @slayerofwar1915 Год назад +21

    I love how when Atreus is arrogant people are angry and annoyed while zanny is just laughing

  • @ved6777
    @ved6777 2 года назад +27

    Watching Zanny struggle with like the easier Valkyries fills me with like a little malevolent anticipation for watching him fight the Valkyrie Queen

  • @LogannnnnnnnY
    @LogannnnnnnnY 2 года назад +25

    I didn’t know that fact Zanny. Thanks for telling me.

  • @Ren-zi5zl
    @Ren-zi5zl 2 года назад +30

    18:32 i cant believe zanny turned into pervy

  • @gabriellopes4361
    @gabriellopes4361 2 года назад +31

    i just finished this game... masterpiece!
    First and only time i tried to kill one, i thought it was the main objective,so i tried millions of times to kill one ... boy was i happy when i found out those were optional lmao.. i will never go back to this game just to face em... id definitely break my controler .. maybe a throwback to help brok and sindri with their thing

  • @omaramrani2036
    @omaramrani2036 2 года назад +19

    while I dont want to undermine anybody's efforts in the bosses, any valkiry flying attack (exept the ice shard barrage) can be interrupted with atreus, doesnt matter if it a blind aoe, a ring attack or anything else, the moment u see the valkiry take off shoot with atreus and she'll fall. it works on sugrun too.

    • @ferdithetank7535
      @ferdithetank7535 2 года назад +1

      Or axe throw. Although it's kinda risky, shooting with Atreus is much safer since you could still hold block.

    • @jeriellopez4927
      @jeriellopez4927 2 года назад

      Unless you have give me god of war difficulty

  • @42Mushu
    @42Mushu 2 года назад +68

    I sincerely enjoyed watching this video in its entirety.

    • @papafrank2894
      @papafrank2894 2 года назад

      Nice

    • @Madd0628
      @Madd0628 2 года назад +2

      Haha get it because it just came out yea so funny

    • @newusername6228
      @newusername6228 2 года назад +2

      Ah yes, in its entirety

    • @newusername6228
      @newusername6228 2 года назад

      @@Madd0628 alright calm down mate

    • @theonlyzanny
      @theonlyzanny  2 года назад +50

      mf the video's only been up for 9 minutes

  • @mudfishnick9768
    @mudfishnick9768 2 года назад +10

    13:38
    It took a couple of years, but I knew this day would come

  • @arush6778
    @arush6778 2 года назад +21

    8:23 Noo my son! Secretary of War
    I died XD

  • @mobeed1235
    @mobeed1235 2 года назад +326

    Zanny: plays a suspenseful gory game about a former God slayer trying to reach the highest mountain in all of the nine worlds to spread her late wife's ash with his son.
    also Zanny: **F O R G**

    • @TimeTimo
      @TimeTimo 2 года назад +1

      how did you misspel frog

    • @Soulful_01
      @Soulful_01 2 года назад +10

      @@TimeTimo I believe it may have been intentional. Funny haha misspell adds humor.

    • @mobeed1235
      @mobeed1235 2 года назад +5

      @@TimeTimo that was on purpose. search up forg

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 года назад

      @@TimeTimo for The M E M E

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 2 года назад

      @@TimeTimo because of funny

  • @nicholasclements8036
    @nicholasclements8036 2 года назад +29

    These Kiren/Miro breaks are what keep me going. Such a good pup

  • @blackyanimations
    @blackyanimations 2 года назад +32

    The game: Explaining Kratos life.
    What Zanny understood: 4:31

  • @bdubs79
    @bdubs79 Год назад +106

    Damn the Baldur character arc into being Pervy the purge trooper was an unexpected one.
    Edit: I swear if anybody ruins the 69 likes I will destroy you

  • @procastination_is_my_passi4182
    @procastination_is_my_passi4182 2 года назад +68

    I beat the game multiple times and I've now stacked all of my skills and stats. I'm going to replay the whole game again but in the hardest difficulty (god of war) a few days before ragnarok comes out so that things will be fresh in my mind! This game is just too good that you can't help but visit it even after you've already unlocked or discovered everything!

    • @joesusin8935
      @joesusin8935 2 года назад +1

      I used to speedrun ng+ stack. Got to just under 5h glitchless. Over 500 runs gathering all the dew of ygddrasil in gmgow. never 1st tried sigrun tho. After my 1st try off malenia in elden ring i think i got to try more gow

    • @tristengunter2579
      @tristengunter2579 2 года назад +1

      God of war difficulty against the Valkyrie queen made me want to kms

    • @walx274
      @walx274 2 года назад +1

      If you’ve never played give me god of war mode
      Just know your in for one of the most painful but satisfying experiences of your life lmao
      Atleast until the end of the game , where your gear gets so good the game isn’t nearly as difficult

    • @therealbalto24
      @therealbalto24 2 года назад

      It's shame besides the valkyries which are copy paste. The other like 4 bosses are boring af, hopefully ragnarok has more enemies and bosses because gow was boring af besides the story.

    • @procastination_is_my_passi4182
      @procastination_is_my_passi4182 2 года назад +1

      @@walx274 Yep, which is exactly why I made sure to max out all of my stats first. Beating Sigrun (or any valkyries) at normal difficulty alone already gave me heartburn 🥲🥲

  • @Someguy_97
    @Someguy_97 2 года назад +38

    I’ve played through Dark souls 1 and 3, Sekiro, Bloodborne, and now Elden Ring and I gotta say beating the Valkyries in God of War was still the best feeling I’ve gotten from beating a “boss”.
    It’s so damn satisfying after learning everything they can throw at you and the fluidity of the combat just makes you feel so powerful but also careful and strategic. Can’t wait for some really challenging bosses in Ragnorak!

    • @jovannydiazabad6123
      @jovannydiazabad6123 2 года назад +2

      I started playing this game as my first ever God of War last month and it has been an amazing experience, and yes those Valkaries are a true challenge but so satisfying to beat, like the combat in this game is like you're inside a Viking movie so cinematic and awesome, after beating the game days ago I raised the difficulty to Give me a challenge and now I'm grinding Niflheim and Musphelheim and it's challenging as fuck but so fun. Can't wait for Ragnarok

    • @DurpyKraken
      @DurpyKraken 2 года назад

      But most Valkyries are cheap. Never liked them and imo, they definitely don’t measure up to soulsborne bosses

    • @Someguy_97
      @Someguy_97 2 года назад

      @@DurpyKraken yeah the soulsborne bosses are definitely more interesting in terms of lore and character design but very few are satisfying to beat in my opinion. Honestly Sekiro has the most satisfying boss fights to date for a soulsborne game. Genichiro is definitely a highlight for me.

  • @TimeTimo
    @TimeTimo 2 года назад +36

    Man this vid was great, i could feel the gamer relief at the end there. God of War is truly an amazing game!

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 Год назад +14

    Atreus: The giants called me…Loki?
    Zanny: Push him off right now!
    17:34
    *softly* don’t

  • @raghav.bhardwaj
    @raghav.bhardwaj 2 года назад +12

    For those who don't know how to counter the Valkyries' blinding attack, you just need to throw your axe at her face, this will stop her before she completes the attack, works every time. You can even disrupt some red warning (attacks that you can't block) attacks by throwing the axe at the correct time. TMYK.

    • @kareemsalhab2978
      @kareemsalhab2978 Год назад

      you can also "dodge" the blinding attack by literally turning around (pressing the down button)

  • @beansgood8128
    @beansgood8128 2 года назад +36

    I love this information that has been given to me through this incredible video

  • @Zer-yz2br
    @Zer-yz2br 2 года назад +37

    “Here’s a time stand if you want to get back to the video”
    Me: “Who would want to skip Kirins birthday?” 🎉

  • @tranquilk5912
    @tranquilk5912 2 года назад +19

    2:20 how Zanny is struggling with the easiest of valkyries and has yet to meet Gondul so far in the video...

  • @goodkiid543
    @goodkiid543 2 года назад +8

    “..it was Kirin’s birthday , so if you wanna get back to video here’s the time stamp”
    Now why would I do that

  • @slipperykorn144
    @slipperykorn144 2 года назад +11

    I love how there's so much to do in a regular NG cycle but then in NG+ there's new equipment and talismans to keep you going... please keep that in the sequel

  • @bananabob3007
    @bananabob3007 2 года назад +18

    Zanny: fights all sorts of beautifully designed bosses
    Also Zanny: only notices frog

    • @ferdithetank7535
      @ferdithetank7535 2 года назад +1

      It's a fleeting moment of peace in a lifetime of struggle. Few realise it's beauty.

  • @jacobfantastic816
    @jacobfantastic816 2 года назад +35

    I watched let's plays, played the game, knew what was going to happen... And yet I still got jumpscared at 19:38

  • @ThumbSipper
    @ThumbSipper 2 года назад +26

    12:57 did they? From what I remember Kratos barely ever uses the blades to actually kill gods.
    He kills Ares with the giant golden bridge sword, Athena, Gaia and Kronos with the Blade of Olympus, he rips Hade's soul with his own claws, Pummeled Hercules with his own Cesti and of course, the great classics, he f***ing murders Helios, Zeus, Hera and Poseidon with his bare hands. The only Gods Kratos kills with the chains are... I guess just Hermes? That's it? Kind of weird when you think about it.

    • @kyaho8166
      @kyaho8166 2 года назад +6

      go play chain and ghost

    • @supdude4292
      @supdude4292 2 года назад +3

      That is weird

    • @Kurd143
      @Kurd143 2 года назад

      It hasn't killed them but it has has always been the reason of fall of other gods

  • @mmppjgm
    @mmppjgm 2 года назад +24

    Happy to see you enjoying this game!
    You never mentioned it so I'll assume you don't know: there's a place called "council of Valkyres " where you have to bring their helms. Bring all 8 and you'll get a big reward!
    The place is at Midgard's centre, you should be able to see the circle in your map.

  • @EndoJiren
    @EndoJiren Год назад +3

    12:03 “when are these two dropping an album?”
    Jortmungandr : “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

  • @silent7637
    @silent7637 2 года назад +10

    Tip for valkyries when doing the blind attck thing just turn around, staff is smashing in the ground toss the axe when hearing volhalia give them 2 seconds then dodge.

    • @Blurgamer17
      @Blurgamer17 2 года назад

      The dodge needs to be quicker on GMGoW/+.

    • @cgcurctct8ccottccricorc8rc86
      @cgcurctct8ccottccricorc8rc86 2 года назад

      All i read is "tip for valkyries" and stopped
      I got what i wanted from your comment at that point

  • @Glitch-Phases
    @Glitch-Phases 2 года назад +8

    2:42
    “This is getting out of Hand, Now their are 2 of them!”
    4:16
    And that your Skin is Light Gray because it’s his Half Sisters and Her Mothers Ashes

  • @admgiggles5632
    @admgiggles5632 2 года назад +7

    19:32 Killing the Valkyrie there restores all your meter and you can interrupt some of there air attacks by throwing your axe and the Deadly Mist armor is pretty good armor

  • @jc43261jc
    @jc43261jc 2 года назад +11

    For anyone struggling with the valkeryies, for your talisman use the Amulet of Kvasir. It slows down time for a couple of seconds when you do a last-second dodge. Once you get the hang of that, every single boss you encounter becomes 10x easier because you’re able to throw in quite a bit of combos within those couple of seconds. You’ll literally feel like a God of War when you’re able to pull it off.

  • @josefzalusky7307
    @josefzalusky7307 2 года назад +16

    I actually enjoyed most of the Valk fights. Whenever I got blinded, I just endlessly rolled around until I could see again. Beating the Queen was one of the greatest gaming moments I've ever had.

    • @harlannguyen4048
      @harlannguyen4048 2 года назад +2

      You can just turn around instead if you want to avoid getting blinded.

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 2 года назад +1

      @@harlannguyen4048 Thanks to you and a few others, I now know that 😁 clever to hide the solution in the one thing we would never want to do.

    • @harlannguyen4048
      @harlannguyen4048 2 года назад +1

      @@josefzalusky7307 If they had an enemy earlier in the game that forces you to look away to avoid getting blinded, then it would have been fine.

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 2 года назад +1

      @@harlannguyen4048 True!

    • @frednormal8356
      @frednormal8356 2 года назад +1

      same , elden ring is my first souls like game but I would say I already got a taste of souls like games by beating the queen ,defeating her felt so liberating .