I bought a PS5 just to be bad at Ghost of Tsushima

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  3 года назад +2202

    Season VI is available to play In Conqueror’s Blade now! bit.ly/3bMqZf4​ #ad

  • @OwlofPastaLand
    @OwlofPastaLand 3 года назад +2850

    "I'm very good at this game"
    -the boast of Tsushima

    • @Jupitaaar
      @Jupitaaar 6 месяцев назад +3

      indeed

    • @ur_a_gymbro_harry
      @ur_a_gymbro_harry 6 месяцев назад +6

      this is fr the roast of tsushima

    • @texastank
      @texastank 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@ur_a_gymbro_harrygotta make the most of Tsushima

  • @sharkfinsoap8318
    @sharkfinsoap8318 3 года назад +11987

    "Grandson of Genghis"
    Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

    • @spade5135
      @spade5135 3 года назад +177

      Lol 😂

    • @larson6507
      @larson6507 3 года назад +69

      Lol

    • @bageled_meme9867
      @bageled_meme9867 3 года назад +571

      “Son of Genghis”
      Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

    • @G1assWater
      @G1assWater 3 года назад +54

      @@bageled_meme9867 bruh, he was the grandson not the son

    • @rivaldo5176
      @rivaldo5176 3 года назад +194

      "Grandson of Genghis"
      Which one ?

  • @mrphasma281
    @mrphasma281 3 года назад +7506

    Boss: Uses a move more than once
    Zanny: The Download of Tsushima

  • @intrepidturtle8483
    @intrepidturtle8483 3 года назад +4141

    "The music isn't helping"
    Ah, yes. The Notes of Tsushima

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 3 года назад +3328

    Samurai: **surrenders**
    Zanny: "So he was French the whole time, what a twist"

    • @クライド-e6i
      @クライド-e6i 3 года назад +210

      The real roast of tsushima

    • @Paludion
      @Paludion 3 года назад +108

      I'm French but that joke took me so much by surprise that I surrendered my wrath and submitted to laughter.

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 3 года назад +10

      Holy shit, this blew up way more than I expected

    • @orion6164
      @orion6164 3 года назад +4

      @@Paludion J'ai pas la ref de la blague man jsuis largué

    • @Paludion
      @Paludion 3 года назад +17

      @@orion6164 Depuis la défaite française de 1940, les américains (et d'autres pays occidentaux) se moquent régulièrement des français en disant qu'on hisse le drapeau blanc au moindre signe de danger.
      Le samurai en question s'étant rendu sans même sortir son katana, Zanny compare sa couardise avec celle attribuée aux français.

  • @danielwood6833
    @danielwood6833 3 года назад +4619

    “I am Lord Sakai, care to join me for a meal?”
    - the Host of Tsushima

    • @yaboydarth_anky4248
      @yaboydarth_anky4248 3 года назад +18

      This needs more attention:)

    • @dragonborn2718
      @dragonborn2718 3 года назад +10

      I laughed at this more than I should have

    • @Y0PPS
      @Y0PPS 3 года назад +62

      But, before we eat, we all participate in the Toast of Tsushima. Then we will feast on the Roast of Tsushima

    • @Messironal
      @Messironal 3 года назад +3

      @@Y0PPS LOL

    • @mikeperrins9938
      @mikeperrins9938 3 года назад +17

      this is the post of tsushima

  • @Darkknight-hu5sj
    @Darkknight-hu5sj 3 года назад +2301

    “Musket if your American”. Even his ads are funny.

  • @willloy1229
    @willloy1229 3 года назад +6452

    Fun fact: Khotun Khan was actually played by the same guy who played Attila The Hun in Night At The Museum

    • @Uggabugga07
      @Uggabugga07 3 года назад +256

      Khotun is big daddy

    • @MysticFz
      @MysticFz 3 года назад +370

      Fun fact: Jin Sakai was actually played by the same guy who played zoro in the one piece dub

    • @uchihaboy3841
      @uchihaboy3841 3 года назад +24

      @@MysticFz no he wasn’t lol

    • @MysticFz
      @MysticFz 3 года назад +237

      @@uchihaboy3841 Japanese one bro

    • @memski9565
      @memski9565 3 года назад +26

      Bro ... I thought i saw him in some movie.. nice

  • @rileyhawkins9777
    @rileyhawkins9777 3 года назад +3214

    Zanny playing Ghost of Tsushima*
    Everyone: “This is where the fun begins”

    • @Zoroark_Master
      @Zoroark_Master 3 года назад +37

      You mean "the fun of Tsushima"

    • @landpilot6197
      @landpilot6197 3 года назад +8

      Funny thing is that this looks a lot like Jedi fallen order

    • @Chris_no_father_figure
      @Chris_no_father_figure 3 года назад +4

      I was literally laughing hysterically out of happiness,
      My mom got really concerned.

    • @martinsoto4696
      @martinsoto4696 3 года назад +2

      Yesssss

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 3 года назад +2

      Next up: Zan-Man will finally play Miles Morales and Spider-Man ps4. At long last.

  • @jacksonbolko6598
    @jacksonbolko6598 3 года назад +4749

    zanny starts rapping: the flows of Tsushima

    • @joshrequeno2798
      @joshrequeno2798 3 года назад +80

      The bars of Tsushima

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 3 года назад +64

      for some reason i read it as raping instead of rapping
      what have i become

    • @timmm1668
      @timmm1668 3 года назад +16

      @@ThatOneKate I mean it’s not too inaccurate
      EXHIBIT A: 8:53

    • @Sovann_the_Mighty
      @Sovann_the_Mighty 3 года назад +20

      He starts telling everyone of his amazing rap-skills: boasts of Tsushima

    • @dark5358
      @dark5358 2 года назад +7

      All these compliments: the toasts of Tsushima

  • @aclassicusername2174
    @aclassicusername2174 3 года назад +635

    Stealth: Exists
    Doesnt make any Evening Swan references:

    • @AnakinFury
      @AnakinFury 3 года назад +43

      Because the Evening Swan never comes when expected.

    • @Sapherr
      @Sapherr 3 года назад +11

      @@AnakinFury only when unexpected

    • @thedarthknight7960
      @thedarthknight7960 3 года назад +13

      @@AnakinFury that's what she said

  • @orion.903
    @orion.903 3 года назад +1038

    "I surrender im sorry!"
    "Aight so he was french all along"
    The Roast of Tsushima

    • @Yoda2422
      @Yoda2422 Год назад +4

      I remember that Quest, Bro was pretending to be a Samurai to impress some chicks

    • @Kb.69420
      @Kb.69420 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Yoda2422bro was pretending to be YOU which is the funniest part

    • @ElderHickory958
      @ElderHickory958 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Kb.69420 This spoiler caught me by surprise. Now I gotta know where this sidequest is

  • @teampurezz
    @teampurezz 3 года назад +1810

    When he blew up the mongols:
    “The Toast of Tsushima”

    • @karnudom
      @karnudom 3 года назад +9

      Lmao, perfect

    • @web-bb4vf
      @web-bb4vf 3 года назад +14

      When we saw the dogs:
      Doge of tsushima

    • @aguyontheinternet8146
      @aguyontheinternet8146 3 года назад +6

      14:00 "The Scream of Tsushima"

    • @alaormin3883
      @alaormin3883 3 года назад +2

      The Roast of Tsushima

    • @web-bb4vf
      @web-bb4vf 3 года назад

      @teampureZz eats breakfast
      "The other toast of tsushima"

  • @soap.333
    @soap.333 3 года назад +3701

    Whenever he’s doing the stealth, he should be known as the “Swan of Tsushima” lol

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 3 года назад +99

      Swan of Tsushima, sneaking on the bad guy’s *LAWN* of Tsushima.

    • @akdov4258
      @akdov4258 3 года назад +20

      @@master0fthearts894 and hanging on the ledges shall be known as the ledges of Tsushima

    • @horhaythebigmacguy3836
      @horhaythebigmacguy3836 3 года назад +6

      I agree

    • @genericbean4727
      @genericbean4727 3 года назад +7

      They need to add a swan fighting form

    • @panzer747
      @panzer747 3 года назад +2

      Killing= SPIDER OF TSUSHIMA

  • @feritayranc7826
    @feritayranc7826 3 года назад +2413

    He literally made every ... Of Tsushima joke and when he was talking about ghosts he missed it. My life is ruined

  • @HUASHU03
    @HUASHU03 3 года назад +406

    I've watched this playthrough a ton of times , I'm glad I've gotten the Most of Tsushima

    • @souptime450
      @souptime450 2 года назад +10

      I see what you did there

  • @dr.goldinson3583
    @dr.goldinson3583 3 года назад +1245

    “The only way to beat a legion of trained samurai is with an AR-15.” -Sun Zoo

    • @ok9_5788
      @ok9_5788 3 года назад +58

      Totally wrong
      "The only way is with orbital bombardment "
      -Zun Soo

    • @rivaldo5176
      @rivaldo5176 3 года назад +17

      @@ok9_5788 well, i mean it technically happen in WW2.............

    • @thomasjuniardi3559
      @thomasjuniardi3559 3 года назад +6

      Nah... Last time need two nukes to defeat them🙄

    • @AveChristusRex..
      @AveChristusRex.. 3 года назад +12

      @@thomasjuniardi3559 apparently there was a man who survived both of those nukes and he traveled from one city to another. Man is literally an irl deadpool lmao

    • @misterpainwell7821
      @misterpainwell7821 3 года назад +7

      @@AveChristusRex.. it's hard to believe but that actually happened. That man might be an actual god xd

  • @hippolover9998
    @hippolover9998 3 года назад +832

    Zanny: *Plays Ghost of Tsushima*
    Zanny two seconds later: *starts talking weeb*

  • @theemperorofmankind9023
    @theemperorofmankind9023 3 года назад +1483

    “I have mastered this combat.”
    “T O Y O T A”

    • @arjanberisha6703
      @arjanberisha6703 3 года назад +7

      Hahahahha good for you i have buy it.It was so nice game for me i never liked games before .but this was a
      MASTERPIECE Ahhahhaha.

    • @theemperorofmankind9023
      @theemperorofmankind9023 3 года назад +1

      @@arjanberisha6703 not to be rude or anything but judging by your spelling you don’t have a console for playing the game.

    • @arjanberisha6703
      @arjanberisha6703 3 года назад +8

      @@theemperorofmankind9023 pls forgive me im from europe emm i dont now english wery well☺☺

    • @bullymaguire513
      @bullymaguire513 3 года назад +30

      @@theemperorofmankind9023 there are more than one language. If somebody is bad at english it doesn't mean he is too young, maybe someone lives in greece and he is just a little bad at spelling in other languages.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 года назад +13

      @@theemperorofmankind9023 That person probably knows all the words you know, but in another language, plus all the English (no matter how broken) words they used to speak to you.

  • @mr.vertical3428
    @mr.vertical3428 2 года назад +45

    7:58
    Leaves form the vine
    falling so slow
    like fragile tiny shells
    drifting in the foam
    Little soldier boy
    come marching home
    brave soldier boy comes marching home

  • @davidonyt2298
    @davidonyt2298 3 года назад +516

    Nobody:
    Zanny in high school: Teacher, all your questions are completely downloaded. I shall complete this test on hard difficulty.

    • @ao-hd5zz
      @ao-hd5zz 3 года назад

      @@austingole4861 no, why reply the joke was good enough, fucking ruined the joke

    • @austingole4861
      @austingole4861 3 года назад +1

      @@ao-hd5zz there you go, deleted, happy now?

    • @ao-hd5zz
      @ao-hd5zz 3 года назад

      @@austingole4861 cool

    • @austingole4861
      @austingole4861 3 года назад +1

      @@ao-hd5zz I just see a ton of other people making witty comments in other videos and I wanted to try, guess this is how it feels to be the nail that gets hammered back down

    • @ao-hd5zz
      @ao-hd5zz 3 года назад

      @@austingole4861 yep

  • @abeben9296
    @abeben9296 3 года назад +556

    "Mitsuuuubishiii" : I laugh a little
    "TOYOOTAAA" : laughing violently*

    • @skorpion_1732
      @skorpion_1732 3 года назад +11

      I almost died when he said Mitsubishi

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 3 года назад +4

      It's Scary Movie all over again

    • @cleetus3324
      @cleetus3324 3 года назад +1

      5:56

  • @Lansoo
    @Lansoo 3 года назад +1578

    Main character: *speaks*
    Zanny: “the voice of Tsushima”

  • @firdoskhan9798
    @firdoskhan9798 2 года назад +114

    Jin:"We are 80 samurai against an army"
    Zanny: "You will be fine I have seen 300"😂

  • @nathanjd17
    @nathanjd17 3 года назад +469

    *Eats breakfast*
    Zanny: The toast of tsushima

  • @martiniman828
    @martiniman828 3 года назад +805

    When Zanny is doing a stand off:
    “Two Souls of Tsushima”

  • @lucasthibault4364
    @lucasthibault4364 3 года назад +396

    "My Lord, don't go into the forests of Kashine. THEY'RE HAUNTED BY ANGRY SPIRITS..."
    "What do you mean ?"
    "Have you heard about the tragedy of Darth Logan Paul the Unwise ?" Vlogman

    • @jonathankennedy1963
      @jonathankennedy1963 3 года назад +9

      GOLD

    • @Unertl28
      @Unertl28 3 года назад +24

      "Its not a story the algorithm would tell you"

    • @KN1GHTM4R369
      @KN1GHTM4R369 6 месяцев назад +1

      Is there a way to learn this power?

  • @sethgriffin5637
    @sethgriffin5637 3 года назад +71

    "They really set the atmosphere for this one." This one statement pretty much sums up the entire game. Absolutely gorgeous.

  • @ZayTech91
    @ZayTech91 3 года назад +323

    “I want a next gen console”
    Scalpers- I miss the part where that’s my problem

    • @wes5118
      @wes5118 3 года назад

      Zanny definitely got it from a scalper or used bots

  • @Saint_Arod
    @Saint_Arod 3 года назад +700

    Zanny, for the longevity of your future PS5 content I really recommend not putting your console on the floor like that without a stand; long dog hair is the bane of fan circulation (speaking from experience).

    • @Adelita420
      @Adelita420 3 года назад +112

      The bane of tsushima

  • @primenathanos4492
    @primenathanos4492 3 года назад +205

    "I'm not a weeb I just play For Honour"
    *Yes, but actually no*

  • @atiqahmad8727
    @atiqahmad8727 3 года назад +20

    Dude each of Your jokes fit right on spot... And i laughed after a long time to a game commentary. The way you dub the scenes just gives it a totally funny perspective (or takes it away).
    I personally have very good emotional bond with Ghost of Tsushima, and i have listened to every single dialogue as if i was actually the protagonist myself was actually experiencing the scenes in real time. But man... After watching your commentary... It totally changed my previous emotional layer about the game.
    Good work

  • @nickrl113
    @nickrl113 3 года назад +587

    Game: [mentions Sun Tzu]
    Zanny: _you have entered the comedy zone_

    • @user-2137
      @user-2137 4 месяца назад +1

      The Comedy of Tsushima

  • @maltesko-nw4nf
    @maltesko-nw4nf 3 года назад +577

    “So he was french the whole time, what a twist”
    -zanny 2021, roast of Tsushima.

    • @AshtonAU
      @AshtonAU 3 года назад +5

      This deserves more likes

    • @Wycoolp
      @Wycoolp 3 года назад

      @@AshtonAU no not anymore he's at 69

    • @uStar_888
      @uStar_888 3 года назад

      @@Wycoolp The Funni of Tsushima

    • @wisewigga7129
      @wisewigga7129 3 года назад

      @@Wycoolp redditor

    • @Sapherr
      @Sapherr 3 года назад

      @@wisewigga7129 alot of people that watch these videos are redditors zanny also has a subreddit that he posts on and comments on other posts

  • @davidec.4021
    @davidec.4021 3 года назад +125

    “Hey... *I got a PS5*
    ...I still don’t know how to flirt”
    10/10

  • @zilthr1se
    @zilthr1se 3 года назад +153

    14:56
    Zanny: wait they have civilians. As a man of honour I can not-
    Zanny 2 seconds later: CoLaTeRaL

  • @M33KS624
    @M33KS624 3 года назад +472

    I was literally thinking yesterday if Zanny ever played Ghost of Tsushima

    • @Delicashilous
      @Delicashilous 3 года назад +15

      Law Of Manifestion.

    • @TheAshenTarnishedHunter
      @TheAshenTarnishedHunter 3 года назад +5

      @@Delicashilous isn't it called the tulpa effect?

    • @ChArX77
      @ChArX77 3 года назад

      Same

    • @kakashihatake5777
      @kakashihatake5777 3 года назад +3

      I also commented on a vid of his if he could get a PlayStation and play it. I knew he’d be into it just based on how he plays video games

    • @youtubehandleorsomething
      @youtubehandleorsomething 3 года назад +2

      @@Delicashilous Manifest Of Tsushima

  • @JimmyButter911
    @JimmyButter911 3 года назад +435

    “Like this game better that red dead”
    *cowpokes crying in the corner “TaKe Me HoMe CoUnTrY rOaD”

    • @goosegame3857
      @goosegame3857 3 года назад +19

      Shut up Micah

    • @thisiswhatgarbagelookslike3864
      @thisiswhatgarbagelookslike3864 3 года назад +1

      @@goosegame3857 hes more of a bill Williamson lol

    • @luizito1269
      @luizito1269 3 года назад +31

      Both games are legendary but what rdr2 did was just so realistic and rich in detail.

    • @samisha5834
      @samisha5834 3 года назад +16

      @@luizito1269 I meam imo rdr2 is better but both are 10/10 for me

    • @luizito1269
      @luizito1269 3 года назад +10

      @@samisha5834 i completely agree with you. Rdr2 has to be on of the best video games of all time. Truly in a class of it's own.

  • @konodioda3283
    @konodioda3283 3 года назад +284

    “Since I had to read Sun Tzu.” He’s one of us

    • @amaanmohamed4907
      @amaanmohamed4907 3 года назад +19

      When I played this game and I heard sun tzu I was like zanny has to play this shit🤣🤣

    • @o.l4890
      @o.l4890 3 года назад

      I *wanted* to read it ,and it's actually pretty good

  • @Michael019x
    @Michael019x 3 месяца назад +13

    Next video title: “I bought a PS5 Pro just to be bad at Ghost of Yōtei”

  • @RobertEHouse
    @RobertEHouse 3 года назад +765

    The real Ghost of Tsushima was friends of Tsushima we made along the way of Tsushima.

  • @notexactlydoomslayer3611
    @notexactlydoomslayer3611 3 года назад +105

    Yuna : *Taka Will Forge Whatever Tool You need, as Soon as He's Free.*
    Zanny : *Hm, il Need an Ar-15*

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 3 года назад +4

      Where else do you think Glock Saint Ishin got his strap?

  • @_zealos_8213
    @_zealos_8213 3 года назад +430

    Zanny: "Is the death part mandatory?"
    Japan: _"It's the best part!"_

    • @gejamugamlatsoomanam7716
      @gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 3 года назад +7

      Racist, you think Americans dont love the death penalty

    • @garlicmayo-nee8126
      @garlicmayo-nee8126 3 года назад +11

      @@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 Think about the French, they apparently had so many guillotines before execution was abolished.

    • @gejamugamlatsoomanam7716
      @gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 3 года назад +4

      @@garlicmayo-nee8126 america has the electric chair, a far worse device

    • @garlicmayo-nee8126
      @garlicmayo-nee8126 3 года назад +4

      @@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 Between 1691 and 1700 there were 44 (I tried to find out so if it's wrong don't blame me) and during the Reign of Terror between the summers of 1793 and 1794 more than 50,000 people were killed, one third of this number died under the falling blade of the guillotine.

    • @gonk3551
      @gonk3551 3 года назад

      @@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 i yes racism against Japanese people that makes sense.

  • @The420Roach
    @The420Roach Год назад +7

    I know I'm late to watching this but it just came up randomly on my recommendation after I got done having a panic attack. And I have to say that the game and (especially) you zanny, have helped me laugh and calm down. Thank you so much

  • @KingMouseGaming
    @KingMouseGaming 3 года назад +277

    “Grandson of Ghengis” yea that doesn’t exactly make you one of a kind

  • @luqmana586
    @luqmana586 3 года назад +196

    "too much for honor"
    Zanny: roman of tsushima

    • @RockHardOrca
      @RockHardOrca 3 года назад +2

      any amount of For Honor is too much For Honor

  • @kaiko70
    @kaiko70 3 года назад +81

    "It's the coast of Tsushima"
    You made my night time

    • @kaiko70
      @kaiko70 3 года назад +5

      Zanny, you liked my comment and now you also made my tomorrow👍🏻

  • @comrademoshi1028
    @comrademoshi1028 3 года назад +68

    14:58
    “collateral!”
    aha yes, the Crimes of Tsushima

  • @octavia3203
    @octavia3203 3 года назад +218

    zanny: "Oh, I can choose my horse."
    Me: *Flashbacks to Assassin's Creed Odyssey*
    "Choose wisely!"

    • @danielsmith1662
      @danielsmith1662 3 года назад +2

      CHOOOSE WISELYYYYY

    • @Raleyg
      @Raleyg 3 года назад +1

      More like Red Dead Redemption 2

    • @souptime450
      @souptime450 2 года назад

      EVERYBODY BENEFITS

  • @Tomahwk7
    @Tomahwk7 3 года назад +190

    “Ah I can’t wait for dinner to be ready.”
    *The Roast of Tsushima*

  • @Skorch420
    @Skorch420 3 года назад +157

    “We are eighty samurai, against an army.”
    Its okay Ive gone against 4 light spamming orochis in one match.

    • @Nex-vo8rd
      @Nex-vo8rd 3 года назад +2

      You are a god among men

    • @kero-x8l
      @kero-x8l 3 года назад

      You say that but I've seen much more op shit in for honor as a orchid main I'm offended (I don't spam though)

    • @GamerBob123
      @GamerBob123 3 года назад +1

      Is it possible to learn this power

    • @Sillycinder
      @Sillycinder 3 года назад

      I once seiged a castle with 40 men against 400 men and won no joke

    • @GamerBob123
      @GamerBob123 3 года назад

      @@Sillycinder is it possible to learn this power

  • @wulfheart101
    @wulfheart101 Год назад +6

    I'm a bit late to the party finding this video but I'm just so happy to hear you gush about how good the animation in this game is. It's such a beautiful game. It was nominated for so many awards but lost to the Last of Us Part II which was such a shame.

  • @olivergpunkt2991
    @olivergpunkt2991 3 года назад +72

    The moment he had to choose a horse the flashbacks of "Choose wisely" ran through my head.

  • @ironmonkey6450
    @ironmonkey6450 3 года назад +371

    Zanny: Gets PS5
    Me: Dies of happiness.
    (now Zanny must do a Spider-Man PS4 video!)

  • @allhailzamasu
    @allhailzamasu 3 года назад +134

    Yuna: “Taka can craft any tool.
    Zanny: “Nuclear launch codes”

  • @arbiterfinn5627
    @arbiterfinn5627 3 года назад +36

    5:17 Fabio just wants to die as zanny goes insane

  • @tondarubes
    @tondarubes 3 года назад +486

    "Shine!"
    -Im not a weeb
    -I just play a lot of for honor
    They got us in the first half ngl

    • @treadmill3889
      @treadmill3889 3 года назад +5

      Shinei*

    • @ontheymonday
      @ontheymonday 3 года назад +23

      @@treadmill3889 No he was correct, it’s 死ね read as shine.

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 3 года назад +1

      @@ontheymonday and I thought Armis Umbra was a fucking weeb

    • @Kriicher
      @Kriicher 3 года назад +9

      @@coltonbates629 "There's always a bigger fish."

    • @comrademoshi1028
      @comrademoshi1028 3 года назад +6

      The troll of tsushima

  • @astronautofthought5288
    @astronautofthought5288 3 года назад +85

    "I will use the ad money to pay my rent, im about to evicted."
    *Continues to casually explain the ad 🤣

  • @Filipin0gamer
    @Filipin0gamer 3 года назад +71

    Zanny: I'm going to do side quests now, i fear there's an ending
    'The Goals of Tsushima'

  • @5starJordan.
    @5starJordan. 3 года назад +29

    6:06 macaroni grass😆😆😆

  • @Countcomfortable
    @Countcomfortable 3 года назад +126

    Everyone: how many photos of Peter Parker do you want in your thumbnails
    Zanny: yes

  • @alwaysprop
    @alwaysprop 3 года назад +88

    “Spank them and flank them” -Sun Tzu The Art of War

    • @noctorr
      @noctorr 3 года назад

      You watch tank fish?

    • @astronomical3342
      @astronomical3342 3 года назад +1

      @@noctorr weird guy of Tsushima

  • @Chris_no_father_figure
    @Chris_no_father_figure 3 года назад +23

    6:28 “i have mastered the combat, Toyota”
    I can’t anymore 😆

  • @user-kp6ud7ht4z
    @user-kp6ud7ht4z 3 года назад +9

    We love you, Zanny! Keep doing what you do🙌🏽🔥

  • @TennisTennisTennisTennis
    @TennisTennisTennisTennis 3 года назад +14

    Zanny’s channel is the only one where I don’t skip the promotions. I just love to hear that voice.

  • @AnnieIsFine
    @AnnieIsFine 3 года назад +161

    Sometimes it’s hard to tell if zanny is being serious when it comes to the ad money

    • @zipabit5044
      @zipabit5044 3 года назад +3

      I mean most RUclipsrs don’t make a whole lot of money so this could be serious

    • @kloonst
      @kloonst 3 года назад +1

      He's currently in the Philippines where the cost of living is cheaper and the USD has a lot of buying power. He's probably joking about crippling mortgages, but not about using the ad money to take care of his two dogs.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 года назад

      @@kloonst
      And pay for console multiplayer

  • @sunzoooooooo
    @sunzoooooooo 3 года назад +200

    0:04 maybe thats why they’re so hard to get, he’s just eating them all

  • @antoniomargallo5317
    @antoniomargallo5317 2 года назад +15

    I'm not gonna lie, I cried during his child memories of his dying mother ... her pending mortality versus her undying love, that was really well written, that resilient frailty of the human condition ... bravo Sucker Punch, bravo. At first I thought this was just a triple A slasher game with really beautiful graphics and fluid gameplay ... I was wrong, this is a masterpiece.

    • @Lord_ofcinder
      @Lord_ofcinder Год назад

      It’s a Sony game. What did u expect. They basically make playable movies with fantastic story telling. Xbox should focus on multiplayer tbh that’s one thing Sony hasn’t dwelled much into and I don’t even think they shud.

    • @toggym6623
      @toggym6623 Год назад

      Mastapiece of Tsushima

    • @KN1GHTM4R369
      @KN1GHTM4R369 6 месяцев назад

      The mother of Tsushima

    • @KN1GHTM4R369
      @KN1GHTM4R369 6 месяцев назад

      And the masterpiece of Tsushima

  • @Jk-uh7jv
    @Jk-uh7jv 3 года назад +17

    15:09 "game of the year has to be.....oww" yes i feel that too zanman

  • @kiwisontoast
    @kiwisontoast 3 года назад +57

    “I wonder what’s inside”
    IT BETTER BE ANOTHER PUPPY ZANNY

  • @LinaSaha-hf9nz
    @LinaSaha-hf9nz 3 года назад +68

    8:36 The 3-point saber combo is too powerful for the Folks of Tsushima

  • @hiroasuakika7144
    @hiroasuakika7144 3 года назад +6

    Zanny: A painting you can play, that's their slogan
    Me: Ah, a fellow person of good taste
    (This is the most beautiful game I have ever played fr tho, glad to see another person appreciate that too)

  • @mateusoliveira2012
    @mateusoliveira2012 3 года назад +307

    He managed to obtain the rarest treasure

    • @i_am_a_brick_7119
      @i_am_a_brick_7119 3 года назад

      I have one

    • @brady9618
      @brady9618 3 года назад

      @@i_am_a_brick_7119 I have one two

    • @alternateaccount4857
      @alternateaccount4857 3 года назад +23

      @@Kovalov112 but is it rare?

    • @farisalmenhali
      @farisalmenhali 3 года назад +1

      More than Rare *L E G E N D A R Y*

    • @Delicashilous
      @Delicashilous 3 года назад +7

      Yes, Ghost of Tsushima is indeed a rare Treasure of a Game. Only the fewest Games since PS4 have this Quality of Greatness.

  • @kenzly9261
    @kenzly9261 3 года назад +79

    All the jokes used in this video were the
    "Jokes of Tsushima"

  • @chimera779
    @chimera779 3 года назад +98

    “Musket if you’re American” -Zanny
    Me looking at outdated school supplies 🤨

  • @JimmerJammer81
    @JimmerJammer81 3 года назад +4

    OMG I just came back to watching zanny after a while and I forgot how funny and just LEGENDARY he is, keep on making the videos man make your fellow Asians proud

  • @Sully_one
    @Sully_one 3 года назад +48

    "the roast of tsushima"
    to be real with ya, i didn't see that one coming

  • @Luna_Films
    @Luna_Films 3 года назад +23

    He sold his soul to the wheel to get a Ps5.
    *"A small price to pay for salvation"*

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 3 года назад +132

    "Roman, now that's not a name I've heard in a long time. A long time."

  • @Wickedwillywizard859
    @Wickedwillywizard859 2 года назад +31

    5:05 I got an ad as soon as Zanny said “and my a-“

  • @adelaidecruse2145
    @adelaidecruse2145 3 года назад +41

    Zanny: Buys a PS5
    Everyone: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ZANAKIN

    • @LOREntz013
      @LOREntz013 3 года назад

      Oh, i thought it's ps 5...

    • @adelaidecruse2145
      @adelaidecruse2145 3 года назад

      @@LOREntz013 lmao my brain smol

    • @LOREntz013
      @LOREntz013 3 года назад

      @@adelaidecruse2145 So is my brain... I thought your name is zane curse... lol...

    • @traceyfaulkner9733
      @traceyfaulkner9733 3 года назад +1

      You were supposed to destroy the play station not join them

  • @cartermoore1825
    @cartermoore1825 3 года назад +41

    “I’m only ending your suffering cause I get something out of it” -Zanny 2021

  • @jonahmurr5371
    @jonahmurr5371 3 года назад +59

    “i have this crippling fear the game has an ending” 😂😂

  • @Mogoid
    @Mogoid 3 года назад +11

    0:21
    the mongol empire is invading our home.
    we are eighty samurai against an army.
    the weather: i got you fam

  • @xlw26.02
    @xlw26.02 3 года назад +270

    When Kirin doesn’t get a commercial break “Because of obi-wan?”

    • @leormz9497
      @leormz9497 3 года назад +2

      Yo I don’t get it lol

    • @xlw26.02
      @xlw26.02 3 года назад +11

      @@leormz9497 it’s prequel memes

    • @leormz9497
      @leormz9497 3 года назад +1

      Oh on mustafar haha , low key don’t make sense bro ,no hate

    • @xlw26.02
      @xlw26.02 3 года назад +4

      @@leormz9497 course it does just imagine

    • @lukastace3154
      @lukastace3154 3 года назад +6

      "Because of Miro-san?"

  • @jesseludvigsen8995
    @jesseludvigsen8995 3 года назад +11

    Hey zanny! Your humour and commentary always brings me smiles and comfort. I am struggling with pretty serious physical and mental health issues and your videos bring some fun into my day, and I love your dogs! To the "zan clan" haha I would just ask for your prayers and/or well wishes. In an otherwise irreverent and hilarious channel, I know this kinda weird, but I love you guys!

  • @RyanEX2000
    @RyanEX2000 3 года назад +69

    "So he was French the whole time."
    I loled.

    • @251spartan
      @251spartan 3 года назад +3

      man, that part killed me!

    • @ingalls5629
      @ingalls5629 3 года назад

      @@251spartan I hated that part!! xD

  • @Bouzsi
    @Bouzsi 2 года назад +3

    “You saved me… who are you?”
    “I am Yuna … the … Host of Tushima.”
    When you zoom the map all the way out, you can see the … Most of Tsushima.
    There’s a Japanese comedian on a weekly live comedy show, and he plays a newsman. His name is Corin. He is the … Jost of Tsushima. Ok. That was a stretch… but I’m not even sorry.

  • @Cardinal2442
    @Cardinal2442 3 года назад +13

    1:27
    Us: you were killed?!
    Zanny: sadly yes.....but I LIVED!

  • @oscarchemel1843
    @oscarchemel1843 3 года назад +21

    10:45 As a frensh guy I can say that this is outrageous, it's unfair...

    • @joroll26
      @joroll26 3 года назад +2

      Well you can blame history on that one

  • @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
    @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 2 года назад +1

    2:38 how to know when you have played too much For Honor
    Step 1: Open For Honor
    Step 2: Congratulations, you have played too much For Honor

  • @tyglenn1589
    @tyglenn1589 3 года назад +92

    Conspiracy theory about Zanny: he’s really just Toby maguire with a really good voice modifier

  • @adrianguerrero1931
    @adrianguerrero1931 3 года назад +17

    13:36 “I don’t see the big deal” body’s hanging from tree

    • @tech-on_cappuccino4797
      @tech-on_cappuccino4797 2 года назад +2

      I missed the part where that's my problem...

    • @pacodave4885
      @pacodave4885 Год назад

      @@tech-on_cappuccino4797 if only Logan Paul didn't think the same thing

  • @Gwenevitable
    @Gwenevitable 3 года назад +61

    The Evening Swan has managed to steal the greatest treasure of all
    Friendship

  • @pavonis1101
    @pavonis1101 3 года назад +13

    12:28 the bros of Tsushima

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 3 года назад +47

    Samurai: Go break their spirits.
    Mongol: Ha ha, samurai go woosh.

  • @_ichiroshima_550
    @_ichiroshima_550 3 года назад +18

    "Hey, you know I have a PS5, and I still don't know how to flirt"
    That hit me hard

  • @williamryu9172
    @williamryu9172 3 года назад +65

    When he doesnt play God of War after getting a PlayStation:
    Disappointment of Tsushima

  • @frasierm314
    @frasierm314 3 года назад +7

    12:55 NATURES WRATH CONFIRMED