The Administrator recruiting 1 million uneducated french men and giving them all butter knives to fight a team of 12 clowns (the clowns have the advantage).
I sure do love it when 11 TF2ubers (and one questionable frog man who hasn't made a SINGLE TF2 video yet) go against the Kingdom of France. Truly, a peak Finland moment.
It would be really funny if the spies had a chance to spawn at a random spot away from any player cloaked, so they just appeared out of nowhere and were more spread out/unpredicatble
@@rg3892 Yeah, i'd say the difference is like, the first is an actual infiltration missions where one or two members of your team can be fake, trying to backstab you, so you gotta keep it on the back of your mind. Here it's A SWARM of shapeshifting threats, your team is the minority, you never know when one of them is real until you check it somehow. You're always on your toes because you need to *always* keep in mind who is real and who is not. Oh man, if only the bots were smart enough to trickstab.
"it could be in this very room!* Jontohil yells in terror, as the millions of people who couldnt possibly be spies turn to face jontohil2 in sheer horror and disbelief. Who could possibly be the spy?!?!
Jontohil2: Stacking spies works really well when both spies are very coordinated, but under no circumstances should you EVER have more than 2 spies. The Jontrillion spies:
Uncle Dane should make this an easter egg mode on the Thousand Uncles server, that activates if everyone switches to spy or something, kinda like how the original Engineer Fortress mode was an easter egg!
There were zero server issues in this recording, it’s just that every spy was interp abusing and it was causing small rifts in reality to open and close very quickly.
@@ginam5497 depends though again heavy bots will lay down heavy fire on a sniper if they spot one even far away but they're like sentries if they spot someone near them they'll unload but a sniper can charge a machina shot behind a wall and peak out and shoot On the bright side they're the bots that will run out of ammo first and switch to their shotguns but they have perfect aim so they will maul any close range classes like pyros, scouts and spies And yeah they will also turn immediately if they spot a spy stabbing them.
I wonder if some spies (3-5 spies) among them can be given "phases." The idea would be that they linger near enemy spawn to stalk the player then striking moments before reaching the frontlines. Loadout of Stalker Spy (1-3 spies): Invis watch, Sapper, L'etranger, knife. Phase 1: Camp - Rotating between ammo packs until a slow target is found. This would be Engineer, Pyro, Sniper, and Heavy. Phase 1a: Disrupt - Saps/Shoots any teleporters safely. This will reset the overall phase progress back to Phase 1. Phase 2: Stalk - Follow the target while invisable. Phase 3: Eliminate - Either upon successfully approaching the target safely or when the player reaches the front line, the Spy will attempt to kill the player by a backstab or shooting. Sabotage Spy (1 Spy): base loadout, but off-chance to get the Cloak and Dagger. Phase 1: Indication - If the stalker spy identifies a teleporter, there is a chance for the Sabotage spy to begin. Phase 2: Infiltration - Spy will either approach an existing Nest or a known teleporter to take. Phase 3: Sap and Stab/Shoot - Classic approach to eliminate the engineer safely. The phase will continue by the spy sapping everything except the teleporter as it will camp it instead. If no space to camp teleporter, then the spy saps and shoots the teleporter. Loadout of Trickstab Spy (1 Spy): Ambassador/Diamondback, Kunai, and The Dead Ringer. Unique traits: The spy is both insanely aggressive and accurate. Knows a few setups, damage surfing, and strafe stabbing. Phase 1: Encountering the enemy - Agressively approaches the enemy, either with or without a disguise. Will not care about bumbing into enemy players. Phase 2: The behavior uses a dice roll of a number generator to determine what it does. However, all are related to trickstabbing. Phase 3: Backstab - Spy backstabs the enemy. Can and will swap targets to achieve such. Usually goes back to phases 1 and 2. Phase 4 (Diamondback): Shoot - If fails to Backstab and has at least 1 to 2 Crits, the spy will gun down the knifed target. Resets to Phase 1. Phase 4 (Ambassador): Shoot - The spy will do the same thing as Diamondback but does not care about having earned crits. Resets back to Phase 1. Thoughts?
19:51 The cat was like, "You will feed me at 6 am and so I need you asleep now so you aren't a groggy sleepy head now move or I'll continue to bite you."
Thank you John to for re populating the bomb shelter, the gamemode was fun to test, and coincidentally happened after I tried fight 23 spy’s on a solo game on bread space with a discord call with mega in it in the background, eh propobly unrelated….
This just convinces me that we need to try this format with every class. Just imagine the possibilities: Demomen blotting out the sun with their grenades, thirty snipers competing to be the one to blow your head off around every corner, Heavies throwing down a literal iron curtain of bullets
The ultimate Jontohil2/Uncle Dane combined suffering server: When you're attacking it's your team versus one million engineers, when you're defending it's your team versus one million spies.
Please keep this running and working, if Dane won’t bring 1k uncles to aus, then us Aussies and kiwis better do it ourselves, with the twist of *F R A N C E*
you should give them everything a spy can have: crits + resistance pierce, 185 health, speedboost, facestabs (their knifes always stab no matter what), kunai and YER on-kill effects and spy-cicle passive (their knives don't melt and has a cooldown instead)
It would be nicer if these bots remembered that spy has a gun... and didnt just all disguise. Barragw of revolver fire and aggressive playing bots would make it properly challenging.
Hey @Jontohil2, I'm an SFM animator and I was just wondering if you could shed some light on a question I have. If I make a good animation, whatever good is considered, how can I boost or push my video to more people? I understand a good thumbnail is quite important. Besides the rather obvious things, I'm not sure what else I could do. I ask you because you stated in the 100K Q&A that you kinda just blew up in popularity. Maybe, just maybe, you would happen to know something I don't. Thanks for reading, I hope you have a blessed day!
ETOL's for engineers edits of maps would benefit this gamemode greatly as the maps themselves would help the spies from getting steam rolled. The For Engineer put in obstacles like mines and npc sentry guns to slow the pushing of the cart as much as possible.
Server IP: tf2.megascatterbomb.com
(currently working but can only fit like 16 real players)
Spy moment
So... what happened to not stacking spy? :P
Being part of the very few who saw it before the video released was very surreal, good video!
Now I have an even worse idea. 1000 sniper bots. Like the bots
Can’t reach the page :(
It seems I am…not the only Spy
Spy among us
Spy among us
Spy, gentlemen
Spy around here'a
That spy is bloody traitor
One million coughing babies vs 12 hydrogen bombs
That does put the skill difference in words haha
One johntillion*
@@Lovescheesesticks they're coughing because of all those cigarettes
Five hundred cigarettes@@sebastiandelgado943
“do you think Zephaniah Mann saw this when he was being tortured by the Administrator” is crazy work
Zephaniah Mann is spectator mode
The Administrator recruiting 1 million uneducated french men and giving them all butter knives to fight a team of 12 clowns (the clowns have the advantage).
@@ironencepersonal9634wait holy shit
@@ironencepersonal9634 he is onto something
@@ironencepersonal9634 spectator mode lore
I sure do love it when 11 TF2ubers (and one questionable frog man who hasn't made a SINGLE TF2 video yet) go against the Kingdom of France. Truly, a peak Finland moment.
Finland never forgets Martin.
@@Youhadabadday2021 Finland forgives but never truly forgets Martin.
The Factory REQUIRES HIM
The factory yearns to be continued Martin, it yearns to destroy the native species Martin, it yearns for colonization Martin.
@@Youhadabadday2021 Finland has accepted him now, dw
It would be really funny if the spies had a chance to spawn at a random spot away from any player cloaked, so they just appeared out of nowhere and were more spread out/unpredicatble
That's how mvm bots work.
"And as for casual mode, matches can now start. The match will add additional spies."
"WHAT THE-"
"Added five new spy."
Added the damage.
@@dudesayshi2191 removed tantrum
@@Usualrocketjumpingmaniac added over 32 new characters *OVERWATCH THEME INTENSIFIES*
Jonto: NEVER stack more than 2 spies!
Also Jonto: *makes a gamemode with 1 jontillion spies*
the success rate of stacking spy per spy stacked is like an inverse bell curve
It does not really matter when you have a jontilion amount of spys
@@rg3892 Yeah, i'd say the difference is like, the first is an actual infiltration missions where one or two members of your team can be fake, trying to backstab you, so you gotta keep it on the back of your mind.
Here it's A SWARM of shapeshifting threats, your team is the minority, you never know when one of them is real until you check it somehow. You're always on your toes because you need to *always* keep in mind who is real and who is not.
Oh man, if only the bots were smart enough to trickstab.
dane said the same thing
@@OGrupxe On top of that, how are you stopping a backstab when it's coming from literally every angle at the same time?
Oh no.
A squillion soundsmiths is inevitable now. Market gardens for DAYS.
Can bots even rocket jump?
1 billion solarlights
@averageartist10 *SCOOOOTLAAAAAND FOOOREEEVEEEEEEEEEER!*
@averageartist10 1 billion Solarlights with eyelanders vs 1 with funny katana.
@@AJCherenkovgood question
"it could be in this very room!* Jontohil yells in terror, as the millions of people who couldnt possibly be spies turn to face jontohil2 in sheer horror and disbelief. Who could possibly be the spy?!?!
Now the phrase "Off to visit your mother" really scares me
1 million spies off to visit one woman
I don't think she can take that many in a fight
@@ShovelLettuce
Fight?
@@ShovelLettuceshe has 8 kids, she can do it
@@ShovelLettuce bro do you know why spy is going to their mother
@@Alexander-7877 To fight
Alt title: TF2 youtubers vs The Entirety of France
That’s only a small fraction of the eternal pit of torture that is called France
Also there’s a Frog man who ISNT a TFtwo-ber…
*t h e f a c t o r y b e c k o n s*
@@Freeze-n-Frost Alt Title but correct: TF2 youtubers and a frog they found on the street vs 1/5th of France
Bonjour
Jontohil2: Stacking spies works really well when both spies are very coordinated, but under no circumstances should you EVER have more than 2 spies.
The Jontrillion spies:
You can see that the spy bots are both smarter and dummer than players, as they don't know how to act. However, they remember that SPY HAS A GUN!
Uncle Dane should make this an easter egg mode on the Thousand Uncles server, that activates if everyone switches to spy or something, kinda like how the original Engineer Fortress mode was an easter egg!
Add in Solarlight Demo, Soundsmith Solider, and Skymin Medic modes too
was really fun helping make this possible!
The fact one is called 'Glyphid Stalker' pleases me :>
For Rock and Stone! ⛏️
Me omw to melee the bulk detonator on deep dive third stage cause we need to mine the funne:
rock solid!
@@gianlucamattos8684me and the dwarf seeing 3 bulk walking into us while all of us ran out of ammo ( i hate deepdive elite)
If you don't say rock and stone. you aren't coming home.
Stone and Rock!
There were zero server issues in this recording, it’s just that every spy was interp abusing and it was causing small rifts in reality to open and close very quickly.
NOT THE FRENCH!!! 0:12
Don’t worry, they are not real
French isn't real
*distant french S N O R T I N G*
I AM F🇫🇷R🇫🇷A🇫🇷N🇫🇷C🇫🇷AIS frl
Pica boo
Ah yes, an Aussie Frog along with multiple TF2tubers.
*Magnificent.*
Lettuce begin
Let me get this straight, the man called scatterbomb has a kiwi pfp and the man called kiwi has a demoman pfp...
GENIUS
Yes but scatterbomb is a kiwi
Up next: 1000 Big Joeys
And after that: 1000 Soundsmiths
Thousoundsmiths
Oh god fighting that many heavies will be a nightmare
Heavy bots are even aware if there's a sniper and will lay absolute suppressive fire on you
@@Gencrossbones Machina Or whatever the one that pierces is, and the mvm meta one. MvM but the bots are defense.
@@ginam5497 depends though again heavy bots will lay down heavy fire on a sniper if they spot one even far away but they're like sentries if they spot someone near them they'll unload but a sniper can charge a machina shot behind a wall and peak out and shoot
On the bright side they're the bots that will run out of ammo first and switch to their shotguns but they have perfect aim so they will maul any close range classes like pyros, scouts and spies
And yeah they will also turn immediately if they spot a spy stabbing them.
2:28 perfectly cut scream
(and you can immediately tell it’s martin)
9:36 well hello demoman, nice phlog you have there
“INTRUDER ALERT, THERE IS A RED SPY IN THE BASE!”
RED SPY IN THE BASE?!
@@NewspaperZombie-6942 HUT HUT HUT
If they all agreed to just use their revolvers, they would be terrifying.
I'm just hyped to see that many TF2 RUclipsrs in a lobby. Shounic and Megascatterbomb know each other. This brings me much joy.
Now all we need is 1 jontillion spies vs one hundred uncles.
That would be awesome but extremely laggy
8:36 Your welcome for the demonstration of the machina in badwater, i was the one who took the shot
Im so happy that tf2 community still does stuff like this
Imagine if a few of those spies used their guns.
They would've lost the first match
The power of gunspy is immaculate
@@Real_Potato_Man that is true
Gunspy is really effective if you hit your shots
this videos has the best edits i have ever seen, a fun and enjoyable watch all around
I wonder if some spies (3-5 spies) among them can be given "phases." The idea would be that they linger near enemy spawn to stalk the player then striking moments before reaching the frontlines.
Loadout of Stalker Spy (1-3 spies): Invis watch, Sapper, L'etranger, knife.
Phase 1: Camp - Rotating between ammo packs until a slow target is found. This would be Engineer, Pyro, Sniper, and Heavy.
Phase 1a: Disrupt - Saps/Shoots any teleporters safely. This will reset the overall phase progress back to Phase 1.
Phase 2: Stalk - Follow the target while invisable.
Phase 3: Eliminate - Either upon successfully approaching the target safely or when the player reaches the front line, the Spy will attempt to kill the player by a backstab or shooting.
Sabotage Spy (1 Spy): base loadout, but off-chance to get the Cloak and Dagger.
Phase 1: Indication - If the stalker spy identifies a teleporter, there is a chance for the Sabotage spy to begin.
Phase 2: Infiltration - Spy will either approach an existing Nest or a known teleporter to take.
Phase 3: Sap and Stab/Shoot - Classic approach to eliminate the engineer safely. The phase will continue by the spy sapping everything except the teleporter as it will camp it instead. If no space to camp teleporter, then the spy saps and shoots the teleporter.
Loadout of Trickstab Spy (1 Spy): Ambassador/Diamondback, Kunai, and The Dead Ringer.
Unique traits: The spy is both insanely aggressive and accurate. Knows a few setups, damage surfing, and strafe stabbing.
Phase 1: Encountering the enemy - Agressively approaches the enemy, either with or without a disguise. Will not care about bumbing into enemy players.
Phase 2: The behavior uses a dice roll of a number generator to determine what it does. However, all are related to trickstabbing.
Phase 3: Backstab - Spy backstabs the enemy. Can and will swap targets to achieve such. Usually goes back to phases 1 and 2.
Phase 4 (Diamondback): Shoot - If fails to Backstab and has at least 1 to 2 Crits, the spy will gun down the knifed target. Resets to Phase 1.
Phase 4 (Ambassador): Shoot - The spy will do the same thing as Diamondback but does not care about having earned crits. Resets back to Phase 1.
Thoughts?
We just need a version of one thousand uncles for each class. Maybe something like class wars but only the bot team shuffles what class they’ll all be
Next video: tftubers vs the entire heavy soviet block
It’s terrifying to see the spy sweat switch teams and ganondorfs theme starts playing
One. Jontillion. Spies. (To the tune of “500 Cigarettes.”)
I love how you said ‘tune’ like the 500 Cigarettes meme is the hit single of the summer or something
Ok now hear me out: One Thousand Uncles *AND* Spies
500 uncles
ALERT! The Spies Are Here!
The spiritual successor to Right Behind You.mp4
I kid you not i had a dream about this
Dreams do come true?
And I kid you not I had a dream about Half Life 3 coming out. Turns out dreams don't come true.
@ That dream is horribly unrealistic and you know it.
@@bucketofchicken8325Hlx: oh really?
nightmare*
11:48 what a flex to backstab THE uncle
Ngl the huo long heater sounds pretty good in this situation.
19:51 The cat was like, "You will feed me at 6 am and so I need you asleep now so you aren't a groggy sleepy head now move or I'll continue to bite you."
I love that one of them is called "Cloaker"
"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST, WE CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"
French Revolution 2: Electric Baguette
Thank you John to for re populating the bomb shelter, the gamemode was fun to test, and coincidentally happened after I tried fight 23 spy’s on a solo game on bread space with a discord call with mega in it in the background, eh propobly unrelated….
Spy? Stacked. Gun? Has. Everyone? Ded.
I loved when you blended into the crowd, best part of the video.
I can’t wait for soundsmith to make this but with trolldier bot and it’s called a thousand trolls
This just convinces me that we need to try this format with every class. Just imagine the possibilities: Demomen blotting out the sun with their grenades, thirty snipers competing to be the one to blow your head off around every corner, Heavies throwing down a literal iron curtain of bullets
God I could watch this for hours without getting bored! Please do more videos of this game mode!
This entire video is just me the millisecond I decide to play engineer
There’s no shot we got
Uncle Dane MvD 2:The French Uprising.
now imagine if there were millions of engie bots and spies together against the youtubers
The arms that are holding up. Omg so beautifully captured
'never stack spies' the inconspicuous one-jontillion-spies shaped sack behind jonto:
Now we should get one sextillion Solarlights.
DeGroot Keep
That would be a nightmare but a dream come true at the same time😂
"These spies has already reached our defences"
**Music plays**
"They can be any one of us"
They can be all of us
@@cow11star81 Their probably you, or you, they are probably m- *Shotgun blast followed by backstabbing noises*
Never would I ever would have thought I would see Skymin and Martincitopants in the same video
1000 uncles VS jon-trillion spies
great idea
Now we need to make a Demoknillion Solars
The ultimate Jontohil2/Uncle Dane combined suffering server: When you're attacking it's your team versus one million engineers, when you're defending it's your team versus one million spies.
This'll be insanely chaotic.
I Love It
Skymin being the most stressed medic player of all time was an amazing highlight
X: Don't pick more than 2 spies
Y: Yeah... We should have 1million spies
I love that one of the spies in named glyphid stalker
You've turned TF2 into a horde shooter...
Well more of a horde shooter than MVM already was
Please make 1000 of the rest of the classes real. Also, please invite the RUclipsrs to try with you again too!
23:30 Jonto reenacting the Jurassic World raptor scene with spies is so powerful
This video was really worth the wait. Thank you Jon for making this beautiful video :]
Imagining this with all spies having Dead Ringers, spycicles and permenant disguise sounds cursed.
The cat not wanting him to play and go to bed is adorable
Please keep this running and working, if Dane won’t bring 1k uncles to aus, then us Aussies and kiwis better do it ourselves, with the twist of *F R A N C E*
“Jonto you should disguise yourself among the horde.”
What have you done…
The addition of ONE real player on red team WILDLY changes the gamemode
9:36 demoman with the phlog
I first found Skymin extremely recently with the Medic vs Mercy video, wasn't expecting her or Shounic to be included in this lol
The factory beckons mart you cannot resist its any longer
People still making shpee jerma jokes warms my heart
you should give them everything a spy can have: crits + resistance pierce, 185 health, speedboost, facestabs (their knifes always stab no matter what), kunai and YER on-kill effects and spy-cicle passive (their knives don't melt and has a cooldown instead)
Now for Dillions of SoundSmiths
The sheer evil of having everyone else play Where’s Waldo trying to find you in a sea of fake clones of you is genius.
8:33 "it is LOUD" *SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED*
I remember hopping on this during a test session, fun time
*The French Revolution*
the fucking edits of soldier falling gently into the awaiting arms of 20 spies is too funny
The sheer amount of backstabbing Frenchmen is terrifying
Spy: I am the spy
Other Spy: I’m afraid not. I am the spy
All the RUclipsrs teaming up on the spies is like all of Europe banding together to defeat Napoleon.
I think the bots need a reminder that SPY HAS A GUN!!!
It would be nicer if these bots remembered that spy has a gun... and didnt just all disguise. Barragw of revolver fire and aggressive playing bots would make it properly challenging.
The shaman of the tribe casting a spell on me after I wrong him: 18:37
It's like that one rick & morty episode where they have to keep in mind how many of them they are
Hey @Jontohil2, I'm an SFM animator and I was just wondering if you could shed some light on a question I have. If I make a good animation, whatever good is considered, how can I boost or push my video to more people? I understand a good thumbnail is quite important. Besides the rather obvious things, I'm not sure what else I could do. I ask you because you stated in the 100K Q&A that you kinda just blew up in popularity. Maybe, just maybe, you would happen to know something I don't. Thanks for reading, I hope you have a blessed day!
We need this for every class,.imagine playing against a bunch of airblast pyros or deomonights
ETOL's for engineers edits of maps would benefit this gamemode greatly as the maps themselves would help the spies from getting steam rolled. The For Engineer put in obstacles like mines and npc sentry guns to slow the pushing of the cart as much as possible.
Hear me out. 1 million Heavies, all equipped with the brass beast.
7:55 Dane carried the whole team by his building skills
"THE SPIES ARE HERE!" - Administrator 1972
You know what this team would need? Fifty more spies.