Theo Von on His Steroid Usage and Being in a Cult
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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“Looking for the Lord brotha, what do you think I was doing?”
same thing you prolly were
“What? You never hung around black people”
That line says everything you needed to know about Theo.
Things happen bruh lol
Making pottery outta MaDick
“You never hang around black people? things happen bruh”
-theo von
I died bro when I first heard that 😆
😆😆🤣
So best
Only Theo Von can get away with that. And rightfully so
Ever
Theo von is the only person who can pull off making someone feel like an idiot for asking him why HE WAS IN A CULT
HAHAHA
Right? I was amazed at how he dodged it so endlessly with laughter
Right..lol
well cause brendan is an idiot
Theo is the only guy that can lie to you through about 90% of the conversation and you never question him because the story is just too damn entertaining
I knew a dude just like this but he dabbled a little too much with the dark arts
And hilarious 😆 these are comedy podcasts afterall, at the end of the day.
Idk man. I think Theo is telling the truth. He's just had a crazy life. I thought for sure Billy Conforti was a lie but it was all true
BAHAHA
It’s true dude he might make them sound better sometimes with his talent but small towns have some crazy stuff
Theo is the epitome of "Individual results may vary".
i love this 😂😂
That was funny holy
Lol that’s a tho type joke
🐹🐭🐀
So funny
Stare-royyds
St air oiydes
@@123mcgarrigle emphasis on oiydes
His pronunciation of words cracks me up
Het-Trow-sexual
Stareahroids
"The only thing I was getting performance enhanced for..was the 11th grade."
It isn’t real by the way, it’s a photo from him on Road Rules on old school MTV. Testament to how sharp and witty he is, he just made all of that up on the spot.
Did not know that, makes it funnier.
shant khoshafian Definitely. If it was any comedian other than Schaub he was speaking to I would argue that Brendan knew as well and was going on with the bit but I honestly think he genuinely believed him. Getting hit in the head isn’t good for you lol
Such an respectful comment love that ! Peace good day too all the fellas out there
Close, its not from Road Rules ,it's actually from a show called "Reality Bites Back".
I believed it but obvousleee Iamnotassmartasyou.
This is one of theos most hilarious moments. His natural humor is off the charts
Theo just brushes off the cult and Brendan just like “HEY MAN!” 😂
“Oh that’s when I was in a cult. Anyway back to the steroids” haha
Its from mtv
"YEAH BRO! Whatever dude. You never been around black people before?" hahaha
think Iv never seen him blush before....unccccomfortable
@@Zedd550 "things happen" 😂
Theo is the kind of friend who you think you know then he turns around and tells you he worked for the CIA as an undercover freedom fighter but had a day job a chuckie cheese ......facts
but the southern accent makes you constantly question if he is for real or making it all up... great story teller.
Maybe for the fbi investigating pedo rings in chuckie cheese
He’s like that one dude off king of the hill lmao
I was 666 please delete
2PhoneSensei oh shit he is lol always doing some shit lol
"Long enough to catch the sweats, you know?, long enough to put a warp zone in your spirit, I was out there eating dolphin dandruff doing dope, playing color me mind with my own body, I was there making pottery outta my dick. What were we talking about?". I couldn't breathe. And this is why this is the most popular clip on this channel. It is forever ingrained in my head. What makes it more funny is that in Theo's mind the crazy funny shit he says on a regular basis, are just the normal thoughts that constantly swirl in his head. Theo will be a legend one day.
Some crazy ass shit 😅
Will be? Dude is a fucking legend
@@SrDeMaFp still has a ways to go. I think he can be Dave Chapelle levels of legendary, there is no comedian like theo right now. Idc what example you give me, Theo is the best right now
Dieck pottery with the aborigines I couldnt stop laughing dude..how does he come up with this sht its unrealm
@@shinske3564 what's even funnier is that he completely made everything on the spot because the photo is just him in custome on a set of some show he did. He's a genius.
Nope, that's when I got involved in this damn cult
Lmao
Fuck man that was too hard not to laugh
Said it like it was a throwaway comment that wouldn't be discussed lmao
it was a road rules challenge
Theo just made like 20 unique jokes in one moment and all Brendan could do is laugh endlessly.
Do you like complaining?
Anyone sitting across from Theo would just be laughing endlessly. That’s some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Wtf?
You're supposed to laugh at jokes...
wtf to all three of these replies he didn’t mean this in a negative way whatsoever ??
Same thing I did.
i dont believe a single thing theo says about his past
Being from the south his stories are funny because I could imagine that shit happening around my home area. They aren't that crazy if you're from the Midwest or the south lol
like i want to believe but its hard
he's a comedian ... everything he says your notsuppost to take serious
@Daniel Brown He literally is. Dude.
it's much better if you do lol
That picture looks like a cover of an MGMT album
Genio You’re so right you don’t even know lmfaooooooo
LMFAO!!!!!!!
😂 😂 😂
The "kids" one right?
“That’s the dark arts, bruh. I’ve been in the dark arts”
Just google Dark Arts and you’ll see the true meaning behind it all.
“Made pottery out of my dick...” 😵☺️
The Dark Arts Tour
What's pathetic is I've been through some dirty shit so to others who hear my stories. I'll say "dont go experimenting in the dark arts"
666likes
This guy is a national treasure
He's pretty damn funny.
Out there doing dolphin dandruff on drugs bruh.
"Eating dolphin dandruff on dope"
@@clutched010 you never hung around black people? Things happen bruh.
Dick pottery
@@benl308 eatin dolphin dandruff doin dope
4 Ds are very important
I can’t stop watching this, the way he had him convinced he was in a cult had me in tears “Yeah bro! Whatever dude!”
That’s the best part
Lmao this lowkey one of the funniest vidoes im ever seen
Lowkey, it is a gay-ass fad to say lowkey.
Anthony C. You mean Lowkey, it is a gay ass fad to say high key
Anthony C. My guy you can’t just make up the rules when you hyphenate gay ass
@@brandonsydney7544 lool right? what a gay-ass
Anthony C. What a lame-o
The guy started off talking about steriods 2 minutes later he’s saying “I was out there eating dolphin dandruff” and “I was out there making pottery outta my dick”, Theo is a treasure
"That's out in Reseda, dude". Oh man, that just kills me.
ant banks Hey! I am not a native speaker. I am curious is he speaking about the neighborhood or the plant 😁
Hey Nadya. I believe he is talking about the neighborhood near LA, although he really meant a bit further out in the mountains/farm land. I just found it funny that he found that detail important to his defense that it wasn't a weird thing to be doing. I find it interesting a non-native speaker watches a lot of Theo, his style kinda needs you to understand slang quite a bit. I'm sure slang terms are the hardest part about learning English.
"east santa clarita"
Reseda was good enough for the Karate Kid so it’s good enough for me.
@@antbanks7548 i learned slang first u could say but never heard of reseda, i mean i wouldnt call it slang more of a thing/place w/e tf it is
"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Yeah bro, whatever dude. You never hung around black people?"
Funniest shit ever lmaooo
I giggle at everything this man says. Lol
Same here pretty much haha.
Everyone remember. more than likely Theo was living all these experiences while he was the age you are now. Live your life and it returns experience
Long enough to put a warp zone in your spirit... wtf? Lmfao
“I was out there dude eatin fuckin dolphin dandruff doin dope”
"I was out there eatin' dolphin dandruff doin' dope." Theo would be a great poet.
THE ALLITERATION ON THAT STATEMENT IS BONKERS, BOY
"Just an adult"
This is comedy gold.
It should be illegal to make me laugh that hard. Theo Von is a comedy criminal. That was so hilarious. Finding out he made it all up on the spot is next level funny.
😂😂
Theo is hilarious, just don’t believe the shit he says. Some people take everything people say as truth. Enjoy the show, and laugh
gary stone Thanks captain obvious, I didn’t realize famous comedians could embellish stories too... get back in your hole, man child.
Nicholas Pagano pretty sure it’s called bullshitting. You’ve just never been in the dark arts, bruh.
Mr. NotSoCreative obviously you didn’t see the thousand comments from people taking him dead ass serious, douche.
it doesn't matter to me if the story is true of not, as long as it's interesting and the delivery is funny then I'm entertained and that's what I'm here for, not a biography.
Why would you think he is lying, I have known Theo since we were in grade school and can verify his stories. The escape monkeys I saw one raping a cat. The boy Timmy that was never seen again after playing hiding go seek on mushrooms. He went home and parents checked him into a psych ward when he got out he moved in with his grandparents in another town. The old pedophile that took Theo and the gang out to the Manson concert tried to molested me right after that, he had locked me in his house with him and I had to climb out a window. I remember hanging out the window when caught me and started pulling on my leg like I’m pulling on yours but I got loose when my shoe came off.
I work as a truck driver, I was listening to this driving from stop to stop. I literally almost crashed my truck because I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
"Eating dolphin dandruff doing dope"haha
Plug talk out there boi
I read this comment at the exact moment he said it.
I'm dying!
Ngl I've watched this video 20 times and it still kills me when Brendan goes "HEY MAN!!"
Really the only thing I was getting performance enhanced for was the 11the grade! 🤣🤣
This is one of my favorite clips ever!
Ever! Period.....
100% 😂
I was out there dude..eatin dolphin dandruff, doin dope 🐬❄😂
i absolutely love the way theo completely avoids answering any questions yet makes it funny
Theo is like peeling the layers off an onion that never ends 😂
*"SAME THING YOU PROBABLY WERE..."*
Like he's so nonchalant and confident when he says that he damn near convinced me we all just join cults n shit
I felt that
"Playing color-me-mind with my own body" LOL.
Dolphin dandruff...omg....so need his comedy right now!
Gang gang
“I was out east of Santa Clarita” the least threatening place in the us practically🤣🤣🤣
Brandon's face is beat red from laughing. These two together always crack me up. They are like complete opposites. Brandon lives vicariously thru Theo.
Theo is full of shit. He’s just really good at making up crazy shit in seconds. It is entertaining tho
*beet
I also love Brandon very much.
This had me rolling laughing for the entire clip. "I was finding the lord" ..."Probably same thing you were doing" hahahahaha
There's more to life than winning something u know u could win ya know haha.
we need an animated version of this
‘That’s when I got involved in this dam cult’ 😂😂😂😂 this guy is unreal how am I only just becoming aware of him
"Iwas doing performance enhancing for the 11th grade"
Fkn hilarious
Theo Von is on my list of people of all time to sit down and have a dinner with. This mans word choice is in a class of it's own
Best clip ever. "I was out there eating dolphin dandruff doing dope". Done man best line ever
This dude isn't that well known in the UK, but I saw him on the JRE last year I think and he had me laughing my ass off. The lad is absolutely hilarious.
my favorite part of this is when Theo is about to talk about something else casually and Brendan is like ..."hey man!". like dude you need to explain this hahah
This the funniest Theo clip and no one can tell me different
"Eating dolphin dandruff and smokin dope" 😂😂
"You ever hang out with black people dude?" Things happen.." LOL
"Things happen bruh" 😂
“I was out there dude….eating fuckin’ dolphin dust and doing dope.”….lmao I will never forget this statement….Theo is a legend 🐬❄️
I laughed basically from start to finish lmfao that picture kills me every time.
1:20 😂😂 he's like you're not just getting away with that
Theo was lying the whole time, I loved it.
"and the only thing i was really getting performance enhanced for was really the 11th grade" LMAO
“i was out there eating dolphin dandruff doing dope”🤣🤣
"You never hung around black people... Things happen bruh." 🤣😂🤣😂 What's wrong with buddy
Theo is a god damn genius 😂 his life is comedy gold.
Theo has such a positive soul and vibe
No he isn't theo is slandering me.and your not me
Theo says the funniest shit on the spot I love it 😂
Love how Brandon couldn't stop laughing all while Theo was still explaining his story 🥲
"That's when I got involved in this damn cult"
Nonchalantly bringing up his rigged past
"What are you doing?"
"HUUUUH"
Why did that take me out? 🤣 @1:12
I hate when people confirm if Theo telling lies or not. Not knowing if he lying or telling the truth is one of the funniest things about him since he always says things with a serious face 😂
Exactly that what makes him funny you never know when he telling the truth because everything so bizarre
@@jetla22 man why did you reply to yourself. Cmon dude
@@angelfvce1262 maybe the person I responded to deleted their comment idiot
@@jetla22 was that intentional or accidental? Lmao
@@twiggy1253 They deleted their comment 😂
My boyfriend passed away 7/15/20 but at the beginning of our relationship I showed him this & I swear it was his most favorite thing in life.. he loved it way more than me, no doubt. Any opportunity we had to mention “eatin’ DOLphin dandruff - doin’ DOPE” we did. (even though we said “smokin’” instead of “eatin’” to suit with our main drug of choice better). We memorized this whole clip & recited it to everybody, including his upper white class Christian-as-fuck family. He even showed it to everybody he was in rehab with & said the whole room was laughing. Since he’s passed I’ve continued texting his phone having whole conversations with myself, updating him on everything & at the very least an “I love you” every. single. day.. I told him to send me some signs last night out loud crying while staring at the moon at 1am (which must’ve been a sight for all the neighbors now that I think about it) but this was the first thing I saw when I got on this app this morning. Thank you, Theo & Brendan for everything yall do. I hope y’all realize all the light you bring to people who are struggling in the dark. I have hardly been able to sleep w/o him so I stay up listening to y’all & I honestly don’t think I could’ve made it this far without yall.. gang gang, buzz buzz, brothas. 🐭🐝
Gang gang RIP
El Capitan yu made me cry, thank yu.♥️ Buzz Buzz
@@AnotherLosttSoul I’m so sorry for your loss, anyone who laughs at what I laugh at is a friend. One less light in the world, but one more in the sky.
@@elcapitan9141 almost a year later & you made me tear up yet again.. thank you so much.. this may sound weird but if you’ve got any socials you wouldn’t mind sharing we can become real friends & continue to laugh at the same things together
I love when schaub trys to act like he doesn't know about steroids
Yeah but still talking about a stack... never heard non users talk about stacking etc. Or calling it Dbol lol
@@mikerose2504 You don't have to participate in something to know a decent amount about it...
@@Jmagee2113 YES! ENJOY IT!
Brandon Stark lovin every minute of it
@@Jmagee2113 YOU GOT IT!
0:09 Sprinkling protein powder under my eye 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pretty sure that pic is from when Theo was on The Challenge.
Ole Okie Watson I’m gonna continue believing it was an urban rural cult
@@tisrael70 its either urban or rural not both lmao
Ole Okie Watson stop spreading lies about Theo
Dijidox you never hung around black people?
@@loosey5 Theo is the one saying it.
"It gets pretty rural out there." 😂
out in Reseda bruh
"The southern stack" lmao
i love the fact that theo never brought this up again. Its just another theo von lore mystery
Reminder to not drink anything while watching a Theo Von video
Theo von is the single funniest comedian, end of story. Nobody makes me laugh harder
Theo had him rollin'...he's so naturally funny. Definitely one of all time greats..
Rural Reseda
So freaking good. Hilarious 😆 “Hey Man”! Splain yo self son.
Head like a fucking orannge
This is one of my favorite clips of all time.
Theo is so funny without trying. Just hearing him say he used to be jacked had me lmao. I didn't believe him at all at first
Brendan Schaub is probably the least funniest guy I've ever seen. All this comedy gold flies right over his head. I will say though, I still like him. He seems like a genuine good guy, without any sense of humor lol.
Just casually talking about when you were in a cult that you never brought up until now.
I dont like shoes being on tables randomly
*Self Discovery
wtf theo that picture killed me
“HEY MAN 🫱” 💀😂
The only thing I was getting performance enhanced for was the 11th grade😂
Dare I say, this may be the funniest Schaub has ever been.
If theo used, he did it too get average.
Gruesome Bear Of The Mountains and The Plains. Your spelling is average. To.
Hunter Christian you’re spelling aint average two
Your spelling Hunter is below average, I mean look at that spelling and then you use the word "to" behind a period when it is supposed to be --> too maybe behind a comma or none at all.
Gruesome Bear Of The Mountains and The Plains. Whoosh
@@gruesomebearofthemountains5910he's doing it to joke around son, get a sense of humor
"Making pottery out of my dick", I laughed so hard I woke my neighbors
brendan almost popped a blood vessel from laughin so hard
Watch this so many times 😂😂
Quite a life this guys been leading....
In my opinion this is the best Theo and Brendan clip of all time
This is pure GOLD! How many went and Googled the pic after the vid?
"You never hung out around black people? Things happen, bruh."
Fuck, Theo kills me.
"that's the dark arts bruh" 😂