The Best of "You Look Like" | Volume 1 | Theo Von and Brendan Schaub
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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Theo von looks like his retirement plan is scratch off lottery tickets.
And putting bottles of Jack Daniels in the back of a cupboard to let them "age" is his investment plan
Theo looks the type of guy that shoots his ceiling and post box for fun but gets mad when you spill something on his carpet
😂😂😂😂😂😂 gold!!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Good shit Justin
Theo looks like he carries wd40 in his pocket
Carries
N says things like "hit it with some dub-ya."
And coke before he sobered up
There's an oiled up duck in there
Lol Brendan looks like he uses wd40 instead of hairspray
"You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack" all time classic
C Vandy it’s one of the best insults I’ve ever heard.
Idk what nordstrom rack is but i assume some kind of hipster clothing store?
@Nate Fliehman I havent lmao I live in Canada if they are American only. It's pretty obvious considering what every1 roasts Brenda for
Theo looks like a Nordstrom rack manager Monday-Friday whose dad is a mechanic.
🤣🤣🤣
“You look bad bro” is easily the funniest thing Theo has ever said
8:12 I like the biggest one.
😂
“I beat Down syndrome”
“That’s inspiring”
LMFAOO 😂😂😂
Theo looks like he has a pet raccoon and insists it won’t bite when you go over to his house 😂😂
lbam14 😂😂😂😂
I’m deaddd
But it does bite....and has rabies.
Theo looks like a guy you can't get a hold of for several days, because his ferret sole his phone and hid it.
I could actually see that happening lol
Brendan looks like a super hero that got his powers after he got hit by a 18 wheeler carrying various Axe products.
😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg im dead
Brendan looks like he communicated only in grunts til his early 30s
@@jordanw7110 🤣🤣
@@willdobbs945 how dead...?
Brendan's best was "you look like an extra from the waterboy."
coulda said water world
w00dy that doesn’t make sence
Kevin kostner?
Dude you haaaavvvee a mullet!!!!
His laugh is epic.. makes me smile i hear him laugh!!
He dyes his hair dude! And he has asthma too, and uses the N word. So we got a couple things in common that's it. LMAO THEO ON ANOTHER LEVEL.
Did we just become best friends? genius joke from rat king
@@fredricanderson3077 that ain't lowkey
@@clipsedrag13 damn straight it ain't. Edited
Said that he realized he has been filmed saying the n word in public lmao
Same ppl that turn victim after they get the shit slapped out of them, funny dude though.
Theo looks like he's had gas station nachos for christmas dinner more than once
More than once 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dying 😂
Is there a problem with that? I ate nachos for thanksgiving at a park alone.. how is that funny ? Have you been there? Have you ate nachos from 711 on a holiday all by yourself
@@sonwulf3750 lol you eat slim jims for breakfast
Only at late Christmas parties
On strictly outfits and haircuts alone. I felt like Brendan and Theo have looked like a lesbian couple going through style phases for a long time.
This is true....so brilliant and obvious
Super underrated comment 😂
These two look like they would have drinks at Applebee's and fuck in the parking lot!!
Gold!!! 👊
Ok. That's pretty good.
Brendan looks like a CEO of a luxury cologne brand that scams you when you enter in your credit card info online
🤣🤣🤣
@@kidcrown5843 take it easy on her
Of mice and Mossimo kills me everytime.
that was a heavy hay maker
I had to look up Mossimo. lmfao that's fucking great
Possibly on par with Colin Quinn's back-alley Tunisian knife fighter.
Bet you 10 buck Theo couldn't spell mice & men..
And for God dam sure hasn't read the book...
Not even cliff notes...
I cried
"I would never touch a kid and i babysat overnight 3 times" 😂
Theo is transitioning from a gator hunter to a fancy lesbian
That's pretty good
This is the best!
"You look bad bro" Theo came for Bryan for no reason lol 😂
Theo is a word wizard.
He's that noun ninja
He’s an adjective assassin.
Verbal Versace
He’s a grammatic Geist
The pied piper of pronouns
The pied piper abducted all the kids in town cuz the parents refused to pay him after he caught all their rats for em. That's what you call a Daily Double entendre.
Rat King son.
I didn’t hear the best one when Theo tells him he looks like he eats honey straight from the hive. That one actually cut deep on him.
that one killed me !!!
Theo stays making fun of Brendan for having chubby cheeks 💀💀
What episode?
Like he's got a bunch of bees babysitting his face😂
Brendan looks like he practices the splits
Splits on dicks
Rusty Shackleford 😂
😂
IM GONNA FUCJING CRY LMFAOOOO
I laughed way too hard at that
Brandon trying to go head to head with Theo is like bringing a knife to a gun fight
Water pistol.... Brendan isn't sharp what so ever
@@danielherschell3688 lmao
I love how Theo kept purposely throwing weak insults at Brendan's hair just to see him flip shit and scream "DUUUDE YOU HAVE A MULLLETTTT!!!"
Noah
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Theo is just levels above Brendan its like watching a clinic in comedy everytime they go at it.
ALW an we ALLLLL enjoy it lmao 😂😂
@@sandaliovirenees6991 8999
There is different ways of being funny, guys like Theo and joey Diaz are funny in conversation. Then there’s other guys that are funny as an act, and then there’s guys that are both and they’re are generally considered the best. To stick with the theme, joe rogan isn’t funny in conversation, he’s funny as an act, and the same could be said for Brendan even though I haven’t seen his stand up. None of them are elite comedians though, people come out with Bobby lee and what not being elite but they can’t touch guys that have specials such as Dave Chapelle who are funny in conversation and as an act
Andrew Schulz is the best
The fact that this dude gets on a show with the most vain and trend conscious person on earth in Shaub with a mullet and Cammy capris and start clowning on Shaub is genius
The best is when Theo tells Brandon he looks like, "A Persian dude, on Test200 thats staring straight into the Sun".
Clever and accurate af
😂😂😂
I don’t get it
A French Paul Bunyan describes Schaub perfectly 🤣
Mechanic at nordstrom rack :D
def
Andre the giant
“you look like a Power bottom ranger” 😂
I was really waiting for “you look like a pit bull got his life together” from Theo 😂😂😂😂
That’s my all time favorite.🤣. But it was “Doberman”👍
@@evanabbott2737 Rottweiler. and yes. the best
@@SPIRITINTHEROOM1 cane corso
timestamp?
3:06
There was alot of rumours in my town that I beat down syndrome
Thanks I missed it in the vid
@Pablo ok Mr. Iamversmart
Pablo good! Nice 👍🏽... yeah that’s this country’s solution to everything... pills pills and more pills and then they put you in the system if that doesn’t work
@Pablo you missed out that adderall be hittin
@@dertmatyui lmaooo my 4th grade ass was LIT UP
“I grew up on the molester belt” Theo Von is gold.
Hahaha that one slipped by but is 100% the funniest shit ever 😂😂
Give ‘em a couple of mulligans
You look like a bouncer from tgi fridays in providence LOL. As im doing security in providence
Lol!
this comment is gold
"It's not a mullet. It's a gender neutral hair cut" funniest shit ever.
Brendan " you look like you make sloppy joes"
Best comeback ever - "you look like you raised two kids named sloppy joe" 😂😂😂
Theo's insults are so specific and accurate
Theo has the haircut of someone who would be in the Oklahoma women's arm wrestling league
This one really got me
Hahahahahahaa good one.
Theo looks like a werewolf that's starting to change
“You look like a 50 yr old who refuses to retire from hot topic” 💀
"You look like an eight year old boy got an infection from an ogre" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying
"a guy that will not retire from hot topic." lulz. brandon schwab is so lost in you look like
Brendan: "you need a mirror"
Theo: "bro you need a sketch artist"
“I didn’t know Nordstrom Rack did tires”😂💀
Dude, tell me why you guys look like Tom Brady and Aaron Hernandez.... after the CTE
Thomas Rucker after the cte lmao
Oh my gosh! They do to a T😂😂😂😂
Fucking savage. 😂😂😂😂
"Dude you look like a 50 year old vegan, get your life together bro"
😂 fucking classic
They literally looked like magicians from Long Island that was low key one of the best of top roast lines I’ve ever heard! Murdered them I looked at them both when he said that and could picture them on stage doing a magic show in Bayshore lmao
Theo’s best : “You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack”
Brendan’s best: “You and Dog the bounty hunter look like brothers. Hey......... Is he your dad?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was the only one from Brendan's that was hilarious to me especially how Theo reacts to it killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@@sebastianc2077 an extra for water boy and the rat king was good
"He has asthma and says the n word, OK so we have a couple of things in common..."
Brenden: you don’t look American at all bro
Theo: *points at Brian who hasn’t said a word* you look bad bro 😂😂😂
Get ur life together man.... It is man ....
"you look like you adopted two girls named Diane" First time i laughed at a brendan insult
R.I.P dogs wife.
"he dyes his hair dude... has asthma and uses the n-word... so we got a couple things in common but thats it dude" LMFAO
“You look like you raised two kids named Sloppy Joe” lmao classic af
Theo looks like a southern dad that started running marathons and shaves his legs to run faster
Theo becomes stevie wonder when he does impressions lmao
tossed but not sunk ss Jesus Christ 😂
I couldn't stop laughing , dude they really go ham on roasting each other 😂😃
You know Theo is a great comedian where even when you don’t get some of the roasts, you still find it funny
I love how easy Bryan is as a target 🎯 but Theo saying you look like like a lunch lady who is raising two kids named sloppy joe.... I'm crying 😭
Theo’s banter is always 100.
2:05 y'all left out the funniest part of this clip! When talking about Beth, they said "looks like a 50 year old man's ass on her chest"😭🤣😂😆
How could you not put in French Paul Bunion?
Brendan looks like if Pauly D got cast for the role of Hans Solo
That's fire if you made that up
Brendan’s inspiration for style is Darlene from Roseanne.
Have you seen his showtime special? Transvestite. Great special, very funny, but his jeans are so tight that the funniest part of the special was watching him trying to kick some turkeys when he goes hunting.
Ha, true!
Theo is easily in the top charts for funniest people ever 😂
N uo
"Hey Brendan you look like a guy who would snitch on a reddit MMA stream" #streamsnitchschaub
Who did he snitch on?
Brendan looks like the gay hairstylist in the mall stand
Brendan’s best roasts: “you look like a car salesman that only sells dodge neons” 😩😂😂
“You look like an extra from Waterboy”
Theo’s best: “I didn’t know Nordstrom rack did tires” 😭😭😭
"Bro you look like you make Sloppy Joes!!"
The extra from water boy was dangerously true
You look like Patrick Swayze without AIds
“You look like every Pepsi delivery drivers ever” - Theo to Brendan, I cant believe that one wasn’t in there
Brendan looks like if Jafar had an Italian henchman
Oh shiiooooiit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Theo's face could be on any one of those florida man stories and the public would believe it
Haha "black rifle coffee"
My favourite was Theo “ you look like the toughest bitch at Clairs boutique” 😂😂😂
Theo looks like if Billy Ray Cyrus had a tapioca pudding enema and Shaub looks like a retired UFC fighter who thinks he's a comedian.
that "I'm just joking guys, that was kinda mean" by Theo always makes it meaner hahaha
Theo looks like he was conceived on the set of Roadhouse.
“You look like you raise two kids named sloppy joe” 😂😂😂
2:37 "The hair is turning a lot of people on to joy"😄
Brendan looks like Vaseline that hardened up and decided to become italian
"You look like you raised 2 kids named sloppy Joe" may be the best reverse joke comeback in dark arts history .
Please do best of “I know a guy”😂
Randy tragic
“What are we playing dick tag?” That got me
The evolution of something... special
Brendan you look like a Turkish barber in New Jersey
Lesbian step mom, killed it.
Theo Von looks like polish grandma decided to be american
Brenden looks like he can’t get out of his sons of anarchy character
Speaking of dog the bounty hunter and his son, I was just in jail with one of them up here in fairbanks Alaska lol. Nick Chapman . if I'm lyin I'm crying and I ain't shed a tear
When theo said bro what are you talking about I'm doing this for a kid I spit laughed
Theo looks like a dude to put his cup on the ground when he sitting & has a table pushed up to the arm of his chair
Theo looks like someone who is gonna make some opossum fingers after a Saturday on the ATVs
I love how Theo doesn't get offended by anything he says but the only time he sounded like he got serious is when he said the shit about fuckin kids
Schaub looks like he puts on his new Hot Topic outfit, then goes to the local high school with his varsity jacket and just leans on his car creepin w a frappichino!
Theo looks like a lawnmower technician who recently got fired for using the n word
Theo Von, looking more and more like Captain Pollution
Theo looks like he carry’s a bicycle chain link remover
A bolt cutter?
@4:15 Brendan unfolds Theo's legs 😂
Southern lesbian stepmom 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo looks like Tom Brady with rabbies
“ Macho Man Randy Tragic” lmao please tell me I wasn’t the only one to catch that 🤣
Brendan looks like a roblox character
9:00 you look bad bro 😂😂😂😂😂
Brendan looks like the type of dude to fart in a toilet and flush it. Theo looks like the type of dude to call in sick to a doctor's appointment
What's up with these dudes wearing capris and crossing their legs?
A la bro, LA 😂
@@412hwc not my kinda place
"i beat downsyndrome" with the most serious look on his face 3:10